#tito asks

[titobitex]

Ok homie what are your gta hc's?

thank you for the ask!! I've honestly got a shitton of gta hcs (including gtav) so it might be a bit all over the place but bare with me. Ship hcs are included here too :]]

Brucie

- has no idea how to cook, and whenever he attempts to he'll call either Niko or Roman for help despite them having no idea what the fuck he's talking about

- never touches drugs, though bullshark testortone / steroids is an exception, but will smoke a cigarette / blunt from time to time

- loves collecting different types of jackets (sports jackets, leather, punk, biker, etc)

- bids on celebrity worn / movie prop shit off of ebay. not because he wants it, but so he could fuck with people

- former highschool boxer, tried to pursue it when he got older but got his ass kicked in a match and backed out for awhile

- despite being a health-nut, he loves anything sugary and genuinely has to restrain himself

- really likes soft rock / rap music

- prefers hot, scorching weather days. not because he likes the weather, but because he gets an excuse to be shirtless in public and show off his tattoos

Niko

- loves watching horseracing, he'll rarely bid on the horses but still enjoys watching

- (related to the previous hc) collects horse / horse carousel figurines or anything related

- really likes cats and fish :3 whenever Nikos feeling alone or sad of some sort, he goes to the aquarium after-hours to collect his thoughts and relax

- feeds the street cats whenever he can

- horrible sleep schedule, but still gets up early everyday

- likes the 2000s skelanimals brand and has even boughten some of their plushes (he likes Rae the wolf specifically)

- favorite holiday is halloween!! he'll go trick or treating for a bit before giving whatever candy they dont want to his friends

- gets nightmares almost on a daily basis

- loves playing cards, specifically egyption war

- unironically got nightmares from watching Killer Klowns from Outerspace despite denying he was scared and stayed away from the carnival for a month

Johnny

- actually a really good sewer! whenever he finds cool band patches he'll buy (or steal) 'em and sew it onto his biker jacket right then and there

- has a pet coyote (it comes by every now and then and let's Johnny pet'em)

- loves cats and visits cat cafes often :3

- likes playing old Cube / Wii / Playstation games, even goes to the arcade occasionally and brings all the brothers with him

- robs the liquor store alot, not for alcohol but for slushies for him and the gang (even the dancers at the club house too)

- pretty good at cooking, except for baking

- puts ketchup on almost everything. this mf will seriously put ketchup on steak if he had the opportunity to

- thinks hotdogs are fucking repulsive but will have a corndog anyday

- learning how to play bass

- started his punk/rocker phase in highschool and never got over it since

Ship Headcanons

Niko/Brucie

- tried cooking together, it ended in disaster and ended up calling the fire department

- go to the beach/carnival almost every weekend to unwind

- they like recreating shitty Facebook Couples photos and tagging the people from the originals they parodied (usually they get blocked and reported)

- tried going on a skating date and Niko did horribly

- Brucies love language is verbal/affectionate, while Niko shows his love through small acts / gestures (running errands, etc)

- Niko gives/offers their jacket/sweaters to Brucie whenever it's cold, despite Brucie being slightly bigger then him

- Brucie compliments Niko all the time, even if it's not relevant to the conversation

- Niko runs errands / handles Brucies business whenever Brucies really stressed / busy

- the first time Niko actually stayed the night at Brucies penthouse he got really nervous sleeping in the same bed so once Brucie fell asleep he left and spent the rest of the night on the couch

- they both have (small) hidden matching tattoos that they got when they were drunk

this took me forever to write so I might make a part two :]

[fashionsfromhistory]

🔥 thoughts on the costumes from the globe theater's 2013 production of twelfth night?

oh the one with Mark Rylance and Stephen Fry? LOVE! I have mad respect for Jenny Tiramani and she's another on my list of 'would love to work with' designers.

[thedancingcockroach134]

If you would have to pick ONE Willy’s Wonderland animatronic who would it be and why? Mines Arty ofc ♡

Mines would be Tito! He's amazing, handsome, sexy, etc. His human form in the comic 👌😍 PERFECTION! I chose him because 3 years ago, when the movie came out, I was still getting bullied and I never had sometime at school that loved me back. I felt so horrible, insecure, weak, I fell really bad. Seeing the Willy's Wonderland trailer, it got me excited because it reminded me of FNAF. Once the movie came out, I felt a weird love connection with Tito. He always made me excited or happy seeing him on screen. One day, when I decided to watch the movie again, I saw him again, I instantly realized that I fell in love with a Mexican turtle furry! (Basically, the Crazy 8 are furries and these are their fursonas) I started to panic, realizing that fictional character's can actually fall in love with you back if you make a thing called "Fanfiction". Reading comic 3, seeing his human form, it made me feel lucky even more! Yeah, I'm weird, so? Everyone can love who they love...EXCEPT IF YOU'RE A ZOO OR PEDO! Honestly, I respect your choice of Arty. I can see why you choose him, great!

[inportant-spam-rsvp]

It is finally time I unleash this horror show upon the world. I have 2- count 'em 2 -AUs built out of spite for AUs that have caused visceral rage in my heart. I am the only person I know of that is bothered by these AUs, so respectfully I will not name them-

We have!:

Reuben Tapas from Delivery Belfry, and Tito Bígaro from Style Hour. One is a food truck cook; the other is a cosme- hairdresser.

Imma be showing each one some love this next week. That on top of drawing Noise once a day.

[taavisplushies]

show tito the frog? if you'd like

Okay!!! Here are some old photos of him :)

Right now, Tito is sitting on the very top of my frog shelf. I cannot reach him without standing on my bed! If I did that, I would fall though because I am very dizzy and shaky this morning.

It's a little tricky to see him from down here on the ground!

[alexjcrowley]

Just saw the F1 (Brad Pitt) movie trailer thanks I hate it

[moonshynecybin]

I was watching an old press conference recently I couldn’t tell you which one I’ve forgotten it’s from 2013 or 14 but Marc like strokes vale’s head and I had to pause and go wtf what is happening why are you doing this Marc are you trying to get caught like insanity he had no chill.

laguna seca post race 2013

[kelpeigh]

Love a good shenanigan

[castroxche]

more Tito-posting?🙏

gotta start kaficaposting again too

[titobitex]

Can I..can I get mikhail and ilyena? It seems like the entire fandom forgets that mikhail is a married man with a grown ass daughter and not just daddy dilf material 😿✨️

here they are!! I think I'm horrible at drawing men, because Ilyena took me 2 minutes while Mikhail mcfucking Faustin took me almost an hour 💀 I honestly needa draw more gta charas then niko and brucie

kinda related, but Illyena probably has to be one of my favorite gtaiv side characters. I felt horrible for her, her marriage is fucked and her daughters getting involved with gang banger bikers. THEN HAVING TO KILL MIKHAIL, leaving her completely isolated. and if I remember correctly, kinda fucking broke?? I kinda wanna write a 'good ending' for her but my motivations been off and on lately so I dunno, maybe sometime soon

[heavenlyhischier]

TITO AND BELLE ALMOST KISSED!? holy fuck🤭 what lead up to that!?

heres a lil blurb <3

Belle had stumbled through her apartment door, small giggles escaping her lips as she throws her keys on the small table. She doesn't see Tito yet, who was standing right outside the kitchen, shirtless and with an amused smile on his face as he watches her.

"You okay," Tito calls out as she struggles with her shoes, a small smile on his face when she finally sees him and her mouth drops open.

"You're still awake," She finally manages to get out, slowly walking towards him.

"Yeah," He chuckles, "Tough game, can't sleep."

She stops in her tracks she's only inches away from him, both of their breathing faltering as the meet each other's gaze. Tito's eyes are wide, not knowing what was going to come next. She had barely spoken to him since he arrived in Nashville, and he knew why, but she still made him nervous.

"Did you win," She breathes out, her fingers twitching towards him.''

"Yeah, we did. Scored my first goal," He tells her, not knowing if she really was getting closer or he was just imagining it.

"Congratulations," She whispers, and this time he knows she was getting closer.

He wants to reach out to her, to pull her close to him and kiss her until neither of them can breathe, but he knows he can't. She's drunk, and this wasn't the way he wanted to go about things. He wanted to fix things with her, but not like this. Not when she might not even remember.

"I should head to bed," He steps back, avoiding her eyes, "Goodnight, belle."

[oldyears]

sometimes i randomly remember the things that like make me realize my own consciousness... like the giant crayola clay set i got when i was 4 years old, my great-aunt's death when i was 5, watching a movie at the cinema for the first time (the incredibles) etc... like waw i am. person

[owlf45]

sticker of my little bro’s cat! (his name is Tito :3)

I am mass collecting cat stickers and I have never enjoyed anything more

[askwillyswonderland]

Naptime by @creamytwistedbeauty // @askwillyswonderland

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Willy had been in a bad mood since this morning and he wasn’t feeling like his usual, playful self. He had been throwing tantrums, foot stomping and fussing, the crew were trying their best to figure out what was upsetting him, either he was still regressing or he was overwhelmed.

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“Willy, dear… I’m unsure where this behavior came from, but you need to calm down.. you’ve been like this since this morning..” Arty was holding Willy’s paws gently, trying to get him to calm down as he gave him head scratches since they would normally do the trick when it came to getting Willy to calm down. “My, I’ll admit you’re adorable when you’re fussy, but not when you’re throwing tantrums or acting like… that…” The regressed weasel just huffed and looked up at Arty, he was whining softly and he didn’t even have his soothers of choice to calm him down. “…. No….” Willy was whining and pouting, refusing to talk about what was making him upset or what got him all frustrated since he was quite sensitive when regressed. “Creo que puedo intentar ayudarlo si tu mecanismo normal de afrontamiento no funciona. // I think I can try helping him out if your normal coping mechanism isn’t working..” Tito slowly and quietly helped Willy out of Arty’s arms, trying to think of his own way to calm his best friend after all, he would also regress with him and would even help take care of him. “¿Quieres dibujar en un libro para colorear o alto así? // Do you want to draw in a coloring book or something?” Willy gave a slight nod, coloring was one of his favorite activities when regressing. “Yes…. Sibby…” Sibby was the name Willy would call Tito since, he would regress alongside with him. “Well then, have fun you two..” Arty gave Willy a box of color pencils and coloring books, specifically the ones that were for babies or toddlers. After a few minutes of coloring, Tito noticed that Willy was sleeping and using the coloring book as a makeshift blanket. “¿Willy..? Parece que solo tenías sueño… // Willy..? It’s that you were just sleepy…” Tito caressed Willy and put him into his lil jammies, and placed him in a blanket before putting him in a playpen. It seemed that Willy was just sleepy, when regressed he didn’t use his words and just pouted or whined about it.

[threshasketch]

I'm curious to know about Tito! What's he all about?

Hey, thanks for the ask! Tito is my longest-running player character in Dungeons & Dragons. ♥ He's a red Tiefling cleric of the nature domain, worships Pan (god of wine, mountains, goats and hedonistic parties), is the tallest member of the party (6'5"), started out as an orphaned street urchin with only a white mouse for a friend (Egg the mouse, who has bizarrely long life, still accompanies him...), and gloms onto the party members as a found family fast. Oh, and he's got 3 levels in the bard class, too.

This guy has such high charisma that he can talk his way through some ridiculous scenarios. One of his favorite ongoing jokes is to convince people they can't see straight, asking "How drunk are you? Next thing you'll be telling me I'm a Tiefling!"

Tito loves nature and wine and dancing. He's worn flower crowns during the campaign multiple times. He almost always has wine on him, and considers wine, dancing, and sex as forms of worship to Pan. He's the party member who talks a lot, and tends to want to know the names of all of the NPCs (and remembers 'em later!)

Tito is also pansexual (see what I did there?), and on his adventures he's met and fallen heads over heels in love with a gothic Drow bard named Som. You'd think it was an opposites attract situation based on appearances, but Som is actually very cheerful, just about subjects like death and murder-laced poetry. Also actual lace.

I've been playing Tito for over three years, and he's been so much fun. I aim to have him propose to Som before they go off to their final battle of the campaign against an invading army of demons from another plane. "I want to be with you for the rest of our lives, even if that's just 'til tomorrow when we go to our deaths side by side" sounds like the kind of sentiment Som might appreciate. ♥

Here's some art of Tito (and Som.)

(From that time he was changed into a human briefly. He takes after his mother then, instead of his Tiefling father.)

(Visit the Gnome party member, only have Gnome-sized chairs to sit on...)

(That time Tito got flung off the airship into the swamp where everything is giant, befriended a giant bee using Speak With Animals, and made all the giant flowers glow at night so the party could find him.)

[tkfluff-fanatic]

I love the idea of bringing a serious/tough/ego-maniac(?) down a few steps by tickling the shit outta them :)

YOU understand me. This is so real. Thank you for the ask. You are right