halfelven · 3 months ago
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cant stop thinking about boromir lately. he’s following me around the city wherever i go
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bitangaprinceza · 1 year ago
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Couples costume idea: lepa brena and the helicopter
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inkyquince · 1 year ago
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I AM HEre
Inky has officially... Arrived... In Scotland...
And I'm fucking exhausted
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thekittyfox2999 · 10 months ago
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It's 4 am and I crave McDonald's
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bugsinthebayou · 7 months ago
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cunty sukuna
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kreepysheepspider · 4 months ago
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mroddmod · 2 months ago
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the queen of the disco or whatever
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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)
me:
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cordspaghetti · 5 months ago
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really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever
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regina-cordium · 5 months ago
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Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed
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ladyshinga · 11 months ago
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everythingwasnormalhere · 5 months ago
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
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compassionatereminders · 1 year ago
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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
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mamatater · 9 months ago
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The spouse is getting curious about tumblr
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captainjonnitkessler · 3 months ago
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
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