#to the curb

[nighthawkes]

your daily walks wrapped

you soaked up 10,985 minutes of sunshine, rain, and other weather

you walked past 4,073 individuals you would describe as the most beautiful person in the world

you bore witness to 23% more of your local area than last year—good job!

you saw 3 of the weirdest dogs you will ever see in your life

you noticed 18 people visibly, tenderly in love with each other

you smelled 243 flowering plants & shrubs

you drank 267 delicious beverages

you were kissed invisibly and imperceptibly by 117 bumble bees and butterflies

you were witness to 87,441,289 gorgeous leaves

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[sunsetcurveauto]

percy with road rage and blaring the horn of hermes's taxi. NEVER forget my boy is from new york

[bbygirl-aemond]

the way ulf strolled right up to jace like "look at that hair" and "as dark as they say!" and "dragonriders both, you and i!" and "cut from the same cloth!" and i just know jace was standing there like

[st-hedge]

I hadn’t drawn the house of hades boys in years! Curse me! This isn’t exactly a remake of an old painting but it’s in the vibe of how I used to draw them all the time. Poetic and stealing kisses

[spongebobssquarepants]

Larry David Attacks Elmo

[ikrutt]

Counting Sheep, 2024

Mousara the sheep herder dreams of joining the wooly cuddle pile. Artfight attack on @peculiurperennial of their lowland curb character.

[notherpuppet]

Lucifer and Alastor as floormates

Preview:

[stars2suni]

rip s1-3 five hargreeves you would’ve hated s4 five hargreeves

[curb-your-dog]

how i thought @autismswagsummit's donnie vs kris round would go

and what's currently happening. somehow

[cowboymoonking]

@yolkylemon for ur dtiys !!

[prototypesteve]

DIS ≠ IN.

Image Description:

An uppercase calligraphy in blue and green ink, which says, "Disability doesn't mean inability. There's very little I can't do. Some things just take more effort." Footnotes:

I've left the word "effort" alone, so people can think about how the effort ought to be divided up. I like essays that leave a few conceptual gaps for you to fill. (Make it reasonably easy to read, but challenging to apply.)

If you want the search engine optimization benefits, machine learning benefits, and artificial intelligence training benefits of documents full of context, and full of real words, rather than full of cognitive landmines like acronyms, initialisms, and "it just looked pretty but doesn't connect to the content" imagery, then you can make the effort. If you don't want those benefits, then I can make the effort myself.

If you want the logistics and tax-savings benefits of cities built for people, rather than for cars, then we can all make the effort, If you don't want that, then I can find my own way.

(And so on.)

[grasslandgirl]

alex song xia should get awards and knighthood and the Nobel prize for the funniest best character concept in the world for liv-as-kingskin in never stop blowing up. over achiever valedictorian kleptomaniac 18 y/o girl in the body of a huge bald hulking Vincent d'onofrio crime boss body. favorite character in the whole world

[farvann]

Thiiiiiinking about my vampires again and I think that their appearance is definitely affected by if they're well fed or not AND especially if the blood is fresh and "live". Live blood invigorates them and brings life back to them, making their features appear a bit more normal. Pupils more circular instead of slits, skin less pale, ears and even fangs less pointy. A vampire who has no trouble regularly feeding off live prey has a way more advantage of blending in with humans, making them even more dangerous.

[thereweredragonshere]

Astrid should have had a more realistic build. Fight me. FIGHT ME.

[st-hedge]

Drew my beautiful anime wife this morning