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“What’s that?” “It’s an old woman lost in a pyramid, in Wongolia.”

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When you find out you're not going to be the only kid in these here parts anymore....

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"Are you stuck?" "No. I just transformed on the couch."

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"You have to finish your sandwich to leave the table. You can't get up until I get up." "Mommy, I want to see how tall you are." #toddlerquote #trickytoddler

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Sundays are for Singing

(Halfway through Mass)

Toddler, 3: Is the priest leaving?

Me: No.

Toddler: Why? We sang all the songs!

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Post from @daddyswag : sounds about right!

Spend money on toys, kids play on a box… #mydaughterisacat

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"You have to clean up all your books first." (several minutes later) "Mommy, I cleaned up all my mess!" "You did?" "Yes! My other books are just resting... on the ground."

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"Why is there jelly on the wall?" "...I wasn't eating up here." "You weren't?" "It wasn't me. It must have been Daddy eating up here when he was watching the rain."

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Reading Rainbow

"Mommy, can I eat something in the bathtub?" "No, you cannot." "But I read it in that book, 'It's Okay To Be Different.'"

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"I have to go get a CD from the library." "That's a thumbs-down. That's a thumbs-down because you already have a CD and if you get another one it will be a waste."

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"You put it on wrong."

"NOOOO IIII DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDNNNNNNN'TTT!"

Glad we cleared that up.

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It's called "taking initiative."

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I woke up like this.

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"When I grow up I will get milk ALL. BY. MY. SELF. to put in my nursies, and then alllllll the babies can drink it."

-Toddler Boy, 3

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When you go upstairs for a few minutes...

“Mommy, I’m making you ice cream but I ate it all."

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I only want the good parts of these organic strawberries, k thx.