#token straight couple

[urdadisgae]

The hobbit ships and headcanons I have for them

Bofur x ori

- met thru nori when he was at peak criminal activity

- bofur was in nori’s lil posse and sometimes Ori would tag along while they graffitid statues

- bofur cooks ori breakfast in the morning

- ori practices his sindarin on bofur who has absolutely no clue what he’s saying

- ori melts seeing how good bofur is with kids

- bofur likes to be carried bridal style

Nori x Dwalin

- enemies to lovers nuff said

- saying more

- met because dwalin always busted Nori and co doing dumb shit in a park at 2 am

- Dwalin appreciates how creative and energetic Nori is

- nori loves how calm and scheduled Dwalin is

- Dwalin is a muscle bottom

- dwalin likes to listen to Nori tell long winded talk tales

- Nori likes to watch dwalin work out and spar

Kili x tauriel

- tauriel swears more than Kili but only in privacy so nobody believes him

- Girlboss and boyfailure

- manic pixie dream boy and stoic and calm lady

- tauriel plays more subtle pranks and sometimes assists in Kili and Filis bigger pranks

- Kili bakes really bad baked goods for Tauriel and she hides her true reaction very well

- they have camping dates and leave for weeks on end just out in the wilderness the two of them

- tauriel becomes more crass, kili becomes more sensible

- they don’t even eachother out they just trade some characteristics and intensify the ones pre-existing

Bilbo x thorin

- Thorin doesn’t blush he just narrows his eyes and glares

- Bilbo likes to annoy Thorin for fun

- thorin has a very specific way in which he washes and stacks dishes, which is wrong and leaves water in them

- Bilbo has houseplants and thorin talks to them

[johndorianisbbg]

When you love your ex-wife so much that you hate her(and get pegged by her)

[flowersforvi]

LOOK AT HOW MIPY THEY ARE OOOOHHHH😭😭😭😭😭❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹💔💔💔💔 the first one is my fav HER KITTY EAR SCARF

(art creds to @/bardiiie on twt)

WTOPSOTP SOTPPP i love them… they mean so much to me…

[mimilllion]

say my name when you're lonely

[skuffypaw]

i get what this wc tiktoker was trying to say but you did NOT just compare ravenbarley to a SOUTH PARK SHIP???

[foundhomehere]

Let me know who you'd put as these ship tweets!

[same-name-supremacy]

Which ships are "canon" in your au?

Alright I’m too lazy to look for the question so. Uh RAPID FIRE!

Noelle x Jody

Corey x Glenn

Danika x Trin

Ginnifer x Bryson

Harriet x Eliz

Evan x Issac

Alejandra x Taylor

Lincoln x Heath

Seth x Brandy

You did give me an art idea though! Thank you!

[jb-nonsense]

Happy Pride!

here's a gif while I work on a drawing and who knows how long that'll take!

[foxgloveinspace]

Do I have to be a person? Can’t I just sit down and listen to sleep token all day??

[asthedeathoflight]

I get that Nora has had 10 years to get a better handle on the kind of representation she wants in her books but the accidental implication that the Trojans are just queerer than the Foxes is taking me out. LA will do that to you I guess.

[cometblaster2070]

ashlynn ella and hunter huntsman are literally the token straight couple in eah, cause there’s no way any one else is straight

[incorrectkprojectquotes]

Izumo: I think I'm falling for you.

Seri: Then get up.

[just-avocado]

I am alive and have returned with art :,D (ignore the fact I was supposed to finish this before the new members arrived literally a week and a half ago)

Anyway consider this my return into the QSMP grind again, I swear to god I’ve been so busy and stressed I haven’t been able to watch a single stream or vod for over a week and now I’m scared to see what I missed but it’ll all be okay like Quackity said I don’t need to know everything that happens (I do)

But yeah have some Lenay and Germán :D they seemed really sweet I felt so bad that they kept on dying-

[the-phantom-in-regular-size]

finally, it’s fucking finished

kofi :-)

[piierrote]

i think my problematic queer person trait is that i almost point blank refuse to wilfully consume content that centres around a cis straight couple no matter how good it is fr

[my-ff-drafts]

Hot fandom take

genuinely can’t go on some fandom tags because i swear there will always be this one review that makes me think, huh, you’re right, it’s not that great of a book, but here’s the thing, i lowkey hate myself for being swayed so easily over like a book breaking it down.

also because i will read anything,