#tomorrow x together crack

[itgirlgyu]

SHOULD YOU LET TXT HOLD YOUR DRINK AT A PARTY?

✦ warning — mature language.

YEONJUN

Frankly, no.

i mean you could but like only if you fancy drinking from his clothes.

bc listen, you're gonna ask him to hold your drink for while

and he suffers from an extreme case of fomo

so he's gonna be drawn to the dance floor like a moth to the light where his friends are dancing, and rejoicing

so he'd be like oh i can just hold this up and dance

he forgets two seconds into the dance floor that he is carrying someone else's drink and he spills it on his shirt.

so his first reaction when you come back for his drink is like, here open your mouth and try to wring his clothes into your mouth.

the solution of him just buying you another drink has to be whispered by someone else into his ears.

SOOBIN

yes you can.

but see, this is not the best option for your own fragile heart and dwindling self esteem.

because he will evade it

like super hard

you're gonna be like 'yO SOOBIN HOLD MY DRINK MY BRUDDA'

and he's gonna avoid eye contact like you're asking him about his car's battery warrant

it's too much pressure to hold someone's drink until they come, or whether they come or not

so he'd just rather not

and he will hardcore ignore you

and then smile at you like nothing happened

so save yourself the embarrassment lol

BEOMGYU

actually don't.

from the time you hand him your drink and turn your back onto him he's gonna turn to his friends sprouting bad prank ideas

'should i add water here?'

'motor oil, the edible kind?'

'vegetable oil is edible right? "

' beomgyu'

they will scream in unison bc a felony charge isn't on their schedule tonight

surprisingly, you come to beomgyu holding your drink alright without any tampering

OR YOU THOUGHT

once it comes into your hand you see a visibly plastic looking cockroach floating in it.

'haha beomgyu, very funny where did you find this.

' on the floor.'

TAEHYUN

yeah but like at what cost?

sure he can keep your drink out of danger but what about sanity?

you ask him to hold your drink for five minutes and the man's like okay give me 5 copies of your birth certificate, times new roman, double spaced and 10 passport pictures.

asks you of your allergies, how long will you leave for the bathroom, do you have any past ailment that has triggered this kind of reaction.

will he be considered an accomplice if something happened to you while in the bathroom bc he is holding your drink.

and all the other life altering questions you don't even think you told your therapist

so you take the drink and take it to the bathroom with yourself.

HUENING KAI

10/10 yes

i personally recommend this man for following reasons:

is super tall, he can hold you drink high so no one tamper your drink ie beomgyu

but con is that, even if a little small spider falls off the ceiling and into your drink you won't know.

but it's just an extra crunch yk

also he looks intimidating in the party's dark lighting so he can fend off people and protect your drink.

will not forget that he's holding your drink like yeonjun

or avoid you like a cold cunt like soobin

or ask questions like taehyun

he's perfect

he won't even mind if you come super late, he'd always have your drink safe and sound in his hands.

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[itsbluehour]

early morning gyu being a Mood™ TO DO X TXT Episode 112

[soobwery]

TXT: WHEN YOU ASK FOR A SELFIE (with a lil twist)

genre: smau, crack, 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 hour💯

warning: freaky (not really), mention of cheating.

masterlist

sigma content under the cut🔥

[saursoob]

TXT TEXTS - another members pc

• REQUESTED by @astridxxxx !!

• A/N : i haven’t done a ot5 txt smau in a whileee, hehe tysm for requesting ^^

perm tags: @skittlez-area512 @aaa-sia @nishislcve

divider by @/fairytopea !!

[lwtqts]

instagram stories with bf yeonjun !

soobin | yeonjun | beomgyu | taehyun | hueningkai

[choiwonder]

KISS ME MORE

pairing: choi yeonjun ༝ f! reader

completed!

01.15.2023 — 03.26.2023

synopsis: it’s february! tis the season to be filled with cuddles, kisses and love! only problem is you’re single! so what do you do? cry to your coworkers about another not-so midlife crisis you’re having!! in hopes of cheering you up, beomgyu decides to set you up on a blind date. was this the best idea? no. of course not. you should have listened to the others attempts to stop you from saying yes, not aware that it’d be the parent of one of your students.

tw/cw: slice of life, smau, comedy??, absolute crack, sorta kinda forbidden love trope, semi-friends to lovers, fluff, slight angst, stubborn but obvious pining on both sides, so much profanity jesus christ, yeonjun wooyoung and changbin are DADS and single unfortunately, rest of the cast including yourself are teachers, yeonjun and wooyoung bully each other sm pls, this story is kinda short ngl, uhh i will give more as the story goes.

featuring: txt, seeun (stayc), wooyoung (ateez), changbin (straykids).

note: helloooo !!! am i doing this because i’ll be without the my gfs on valentines day??? yes absolutely 😹😹🫣 also yes i did steal the academy name from spy x family cuz im not THAT creative.

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chats › eden academy 🫣┊daddies of the block 😍

001 ༝ a kind and generous beomgyu

002 ༝ so you’re a whore

003 ༝ i have sinned (written + smau 0.7k)

004 ༝ choi mf yeonjun

005 ༝ penis feelings

006 ༝ what if i cry

007 ༝ leave my balls alone

008 ༝ do i get to castrate him? (written + smau 0.4k)

009 ༝ the common whore

010 ༝ w rizz 🤷

011 ༝ beomgyu manifested this

012 ༝ joe from you

013 ༝ we all have issues

014 ༝ dude ur fucked

015 ༝ old lovers

016 ༝ dumbass virgin

017 ༝ screw you

018 ༝ break time = cry time

019 ༝ prove it (written 0.9k)

020 ༝ lip virgin🔥🔥🔥 ???

021 ༝ he’s not my man

022 ༝ thank you for everything

© choiwonder ༝ do not copy, translate, modify or repost any of my work on any platform, or claim it as your own.

[blue-jisungs]

after watching soobin's ig post i want someone to write a soobin hogwarts au

and I'd be so glad if that someone was you 😋

vanilla&citrus / coffe&lavender

author's note. OKAAY SLAY?? thank u sm hehe it means a lot !! i feel honoured 😌😌

au. hogwarts, duh + idiot best friends to lovers, mutual pinning🫡 + i wrote it with intention of ravenclaw reader but it’s never really mentioned so it can be read as any house reader ^_^

summary. you’re friends with soobin, a friendly but a bit confused hufflepuff ever since you stepped a foot in hogwarts. while trying to figure out what did he smell in an amortentia potion, he discovers he likes someone.

word count. +- 2127

you were sitting on the bench, next to taehyun, deep in your lecture. munching on some bertie bott’s flavour beans. the sound of beomgyu and yeonjun’s screams and screeches filling the peaceful silence.

“don’t eat this one” taehyun murmured when you grabbed a random bean. you shot him a curious look “we’ll leave it to soobin”

“how do you know it’s a bad taste?” you scoffed and looked up, looking at the gryffindor boy screaming and chasing after yeonjun for no reason.

“a gut feeling” he shrugged and his big eyes sparkled “kai and soobin are coming”

you looked down from the stands and noticed your friends entering the quidditch field. they looked so tiny from up here, like bowtruckles.

you managed to finish a chapter before they arrived to the top, where you were sitting. soobin was panting, cheeks flushed.

“why do you always have to pick the seat at the very top? there’s so much stairs” he grunted and sat next to you. you looked up and noticed his black and yellow tie was all over the place, loosened up and mere moments from untangling. you sighed and leaned forwards him, swiftly fixing it.

kai grinned, whereas your ravenclaw friend just rolled his eyes with annoyance.

“thanks. oh, beans! which lesson do we have next?” soobin smiled softly and leaned over, his head brushing against your shoulder as he picked a bunch of beans.

“potions” you hummed and exchanged amused looks with taehyun. bad flavour incoming in 3… 2…

“ugh i hate potions” soobin sighed and popped a couple of sweets into his mouth. you looked into his eyes as he leaned away. he chewed on them, nose scrunching up.

beomgyu and yeonjun flew up to you when suddenly soobin spat out the beans.

“ew!”

you all started laughing, the hufflepuff trying to get rid of the awful taste in his mouth. you patted his back in a comforting manner.

“poor soobin” you hummed and leaned your head on soobin’s, trying to hold your laugh. taehyun snickered, whispering something to kai.

being this close was nothing new, you and soobin constantly hugged and physical contact was common in your friendship. you could smell his hair, vanilla overtaking your nostrils. it sounded weird but you liked soobin’s smell – his hair usually smelled like vanilla but his skin was citrusy. maybe it was because of all the lemon tarts he loved so much or maybe because of the amount of citrus trees and plants in hufflepuff dorm.

“don’t tell me you plotted this! y/n!” he whined and smacked your arm.

“sorry!” you giggled and soobin scoffed. he didn’t mind, as long as he got to hear your cute laugh.

kai cleared his throat and stood up.

“can we go?”

“oh. sure!” soobin smiled, standing up gently too not to hurt you accidentally.

“need a ride, ma’am?” beomgyu offered you in a dramatically deep voice, chivalric manner.

soobin pouted and reached his hand out, to help you stand up.

“uh, no… i think i’ll pass” you smiled politely and grabbed soobin’s hand. not letting it go, you started walking down from the stands as yeonjun and beomgyu raced on their brooms.

you stared at the cauldron, heart thumping in your chest like crazy. snape gestured to come closer.

“so, um. what is it? i kinda spaced out” soobin nudged your arm, causing you to jerk in surprise.

“amortentia, mr choi” snape grunted, his gaze shifting to you and piercing your soul. it’s almost as if he knew “miss l/n, could you care to repeat to your friend what i just said?”

“well it’s a love potion, basically. the most powerful in the world. it causes a obsession in the drinker, for example for the first person they see after drinking it. and um… its smell is different for each person because it will have a scent like a thing… or a person you like” you mumbled shyly. the potions professor nodded.

“correct. we won’t be learning how to brew it yet but i want you all to take a whiff. what do you smell?”

the rest of the lesson passed with people sniffing the pearly-shining potion. when it was your turn, you weren’t surprised to find out it was citrusy, with a scent of vanilla. maybe a bit of caramel too? but it left no doubt that it was soobin.

beomgyu whined when you wouldn’t tell them and carried on about smelling chocolate and cologne – something that apparently smelled like himself. it did not, in fact. the closest beomgyu smelled like is grass and rain from all those days spent on a quidditch pitch. and smoke from setting things on fire.

“what about you, soobin?”

the hufflepuff boy shook his head.

“i don’t… i don’t know” he whined, adorable pout forming on his lips.

“what do you mean you don’t know?” yeonjun laughed, patting his back.

“it smells familiar but somehow i don’t recall it? i can smell coffee for sure but other than that… i don’t know” he huffed, crossing his arms.

your lips parted. is there someone soobin likes?

you send him a soft smile, trying to look amused. only taehyun could read the sadness glinting in your eyes.

soobin was miserable. all he could think of is why the scent of amortentia was so similar? the only smell he recognised was coffee because, hello, it’s coffee. everyone drinks it!

it’s not like he didn’t know the other fragrances. he knew he knew what are those but just couldn’t recognise them and separate from the strong coffee smell. it was almost like a word that you have on the tip of your tongue.

he sighed and entered the library, hoping to find you. he had enough of the boys’ loud chatter and awful jokes, he needed some peace and quiet. which you were. and with you, he could always allow himself to loosen up and be himself – even without speaking a word.

he noticed you’ve been acting weird too; you also didn’t tell them what you smelled. he brushed it off, guessing you just probably didn’t smell a thing and didn’t want to admit it.

walking further into the quiet room, already spotting you at one of the tables, he took a deep breath. he liked this smell, of books and leathers.

“hi” he mumbled, plopping down next to you. you hummed in acknowledgment he’s here.

“smelled anything similar today?” you asked, a bit tauntingly. ever since that potions lesson, he’d go and sniff around everything and everyone like a dog.

“no…” soobin’s voice died in his throat when you placed a book next to him. he sniffed it and his eyes went wide. that’s it.

you looked at him, amused. he opened the book and took a whiff of the old pages.

“that’s… this! this is the–“ the hufflepuff boy yelped in excitement, causing you to move a hand to cover his mouth. blush dusted his cheeks in embarrassment (and maybe because of the prolixity).

“that’s a nice smell, i have to agree. one of the reasons why i like spending time in the library” you hummed, taking your hand back. he liked it too.

“there is still something missing, though” he sighed, watching you use the dried lavender flower as a bookmark.

“so coffee, books and something else?” taehyun asks, playful smile dancing on his lips. obviously it’s you. anyone would have known that – not even because of the ridiculously well known fact you are addicted to coffee and spend half of your life in library. but also because you and soobin are so painfully blind to the fact that you have crushes on each other. the way your hands brush, the way you blush when soobin compliments you, the way he stutters when you fix his tie… so on, so on.

anybody, apparently, except soobin.

“it’s driving me insane” the hufflepuff boy whined and smacked his books against his forehead. taehyun was curious what’s the smell, though. something connected to your shampoo? or perfume? or something completely different?

“where’s y/n, by the way?” soobin asked, blinking slowly.

“she went to pick some flowers and give them to hagrid” taehyun hummed, recalling your excitement this morning. “should we go find her? maybe the rest is there”

soobin nodded eagerly and they went into the direction of hagrid’s hut. they could spot you, rummaging through purple flowers. taehyun said he’ll go straight to the keeper, to ask him for some tea. soobin called you and started going your way.

as he got closer, a pleasant smell filled his nostrils. the purple flowers tickled his legs, he placed his steps careful not to destroy them.

“oh, soobin! hi” you breathed out and turned around, a full bouquet of hand picked lavenders in your hands. your smile was so bright that it outshined the sun behind you and that’s when it hit him.

lavender. that was the smell.

“–because it smells horribly in his hut, seriously. so it’s kind of a cover to sneak some flowers, especially those since their scent–“ you babbled, reassuming to pick the flowers.

so coffee, books and lavender. it’s funny, now that he thought about it.

you like coffee. he remembered the time when he visited you during summer and since your family enjoys the warm liquid too, you had some coffee beans in the kitchen. you popped one or two into your mouth and laughed at his disgusted face. while offering him to do the same and handing him the beans, all he could remember was the delicious smell lingering in the kitchen.

and the books too! he realised it when he was in the library… with you.

and now lavender. which you also said is your favourite flower. duh, you even use a dried one that he picked for you as a bookmark–

oh.

oh.

“–bin?” you asked, the hufflepuff boy’s eyes going wide almost as if he saw an acromantula.

“you” he breathed out, blinking slowly

“yeah?” you frowned, tilting your head. he definitely didn’t listen.

“it’s you!” soobin gasped, leaving you flabbergasted.

“soob, is it about the beans thing? i’m sorry i left you all the bad flavoured ones but taehyun just has this seventh sense when it comes to the bad ones and we thought–“ you started and soobin suddenly stepped closer, taking a sharp and deep inhale “huh?”

“it’s definitely you. i smelled vanilla and coffee in amortentia. and books too but it wasn’t that strong so… i didn’t figure it out at first” he said, pink dusting his cheeks. you almost dropped all the flowers.

“you smelled me in amortentia?” you asked, throat going dry. if he smelled you then that means… he likes you?

“yeah, i guess! weird, huh?” he giggled, scratching his neck. slowly his smile dropped, almost audible gears turning in his head

“wha… soobin” you stepped closer, heart thumping so hard against your ribcage you thought it may jump out any second.

“y/n” he said goofily, eyes pacing around nervously. everywhere but your eyes.

“soobin, does that mean you like me?” you asked, noticing taehyun and hagrid in the distance.

“well, i like you so…” he shrugged.

“soobin”

it was more stern this time so he looked up, noticing your flustered cheeks and anxious gaze.

“i think? maybe? i never knew! i always prefer to be with you than with the guys, you’re so sweet and funny. and so smart it’s driving me crazy… and beautiful too but… it would be kinda awkward, wouldn’t it?” he started rambling when you suddenly grabbed his hand.

“soob, you dork. i smelled you in amortentia too. but the difference is that i have a crush on you for a while now. and you are driving me crazy too! with your stupid dimples and how clueless you are… and with your pretty eyes and…” you stopped, looking how his eyes widened even more “soobin?”

“you. you have a crush on me?” he stuttered, pointing at himself. as if there was another choi soobin.

“yes” you laughed, letting go of his hand. “if you don’t want anything happening between us, i’ll understand”

“are you crazy?!” he yelled out, causing you to frown “i could never ever dream of even going out with you and you think i’d deny it?”

“well…” you chuckled nervously. soobin stepped closer and placed a quick, shy peck on your lips. freezing in shock, you tightened the grip on the lavenders. the aroma of citrus and vanilla filled your nostrils pleasantly.

he pulled away, blinking in awe. he just did that.

“i… i wanna be yours. but please for the love of merlin, don’t feed me the bad flavoured beans” the hufflepuff boy mumbled, causing you to laugh out loud. oh, soobin.

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[junoswrlld]

✧˖° 🐈 taehyun bf texts ୨୧˚

kang taehyun x reader smau warning swearing & lowercase intended genre fluff, established relationship, crack junos note im still on hiatus btw i just wanted to post this for december!!!

mini synopsis -- yn and tyun simping for eachother

note... this is my fav of this series

perm taglist: @run2seob @n034sy @jaemoris

[ikemenmole]

yeonjun: i sleep with a knife under my pillow.

soobin: weak. i sleep with a gun.

beomgyu: you're both pathetic.

soobin: oh? what do you sleep with?

beomgyu: taehyun.

[junnieverse]

— PING 💬 TEXTS WITH K. TAEHYUN !

➙ synopsis: you start exchanging texts with your crush taehyun and maybe it could lead to something wonderful between the two of you

pairing: kang taehyun x gn!reader [ft. beomgyu]

genre: fluff, a little crack too

request: " OK BUT I JS READ YOUR GYU BFF TEXTS AND LIKE Y/N HAVING A CRUSH ON TAEHYUN LIKE ANNSHSJ WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO MAYBE DO LIKE PT2 BUT LIKE READERS TEXT WITH TAEHYUN IF YOU GET WHAT I MEAN LIKE HIM BEING LIKE ,,oh you have my pcs” OR YK AND LIKE TRYING TO GET Y/N FLUSTERED WHILE HE OBV HAS A CRUSH ON Y/N(we all do duh) LIKE ACT BEGGING "

warnings: not proofread, gyu calling reader a 'dumbass' jokingly, reader says they're going to 'throw up' (not literally)

a/n: one way or another, we're all crushing on terry haha, thank you for this request anon, I hope you like it sweetheart :)

a/n (2): I would also suggest checking out my texts with bff!beomgyu post first [ here ]

[soobwery]

TXT : AS YOUR EX BOYFRIEND ღ

txt x reader

genre: smau, ex bf wants you back(?)

warning: swearing, fake number

masterlist

content under the cut🪳

[zombyjuice]

I’M GOING CRAZY, RIGHT ? CHOI BEOMGYU.

currently in the remaking!!!!

#SYNOPSIS! the sweetest girl in school, who just doesn’t know how to say no, “accidentally” gets into a relationship with someone she doesn’t like— how unfortunate for beomgyu— who’s her “best friend”.

↳ annoying!beomgyu x less annoying fem!reader.

어디서든, 몇 번이든

GENRE: FLUFF / ANGST / SUGGESTIVE / CRACK/ FAKE DATING..

PLAYLIST: im going crazy, right ?

THERE AINT NOTHING ELSE THAT I WOULD HOLD ON TO

PUBLISHED: 01/16/23

UPDATES: not updating for awhile because of personal problems TT

I HEAR HIS VOICE

#WARNINGS ! based on OMG! by new jeans reader is haerin’s and taehyun’s sister, barely any tweets, cursing , kys jokes, beomgyu being annoying and reader being just a little bit less annoying, reader dating someone she doesn’t like, beomgyu being upset, I’ll put more up!

THROUGH ALL THE NOISE

PROFiLES 📁. soulmates ongosh ! — sexy ahh MEN — extras ?

TABLE OF CONTENTS 📌 the mean gremlin one?!— past his bedtime. pt 1 — past his bedtime pt.2 — plans! canceled — your so sexy when you use your brain …

TAGLIST (OPEN)❕❗️❔❓

@bambithepers0n @wccycc @shota-pop @openingssequence @captivq @zaeeeee @beowmgyu @nikisonly @baekberrie @yuhjoeyuh @rikicito @txtbrainrot @jakahbot @telengraph @lcv3lies @in-the-corner-coffee-please @theynchapter @thisisnotjacinta @nikiimura @mqdi-scn @s4turnb1tch @rionah @smuchsmut @wonioml @vianna99 @woncheecks @ddeonudepressions @jeongintwt @soobin-chois @lunllaby @catsyoon @bgomtori

[xypherz]

txt commits a crime!!

i personally believe hueningkai committed vehicular manslaughter wbu

[youthwithgyu]

bad news — c. yeonjun

pairing : dance lead!yeonjun x music major!reader (f)

⌦ synopsis: you, too, are becoming tired of the petty academic rivalry thing you have with yeonjun and you just hope that you'll get through your senior year peacefully. but that is until he walks past you in the hallway and mouths, "it's on."

⌦ genre: social media!au, enemies to lovers, fluff, slight angst (?), they are dense af

⌦ warnings: a lot of cursing and more as i write (indicated in every chapt). please let me know if there's more.

⌦ disclaimer: this is purely fictional and does not intend to portray the idols in real life.

⌦ status: ongoing ! started: 07/15/23 (v slow updates)

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 𓄲 #masterlist

profiles : girlfriends | bound by mortgage

⩩ O1 | reason is: sc

⩩ O2 | changed person 🕯

⩩ O3 | nevermind (written)

⩩ O4 | plushtrap

⩩ O5 | butterfly anon

further chapters tba...

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 𓄲 #taglist : open

@marifujioka @run2bmgyu @enhastolemyheart @ttyunz @iirene304 @flowerbe0m @hyuneyeon @kindakenjiig @rubyjanemin

[mysoncookie]

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that's all for now, if you want more fanfic recs ask me on my page title and I'll gladly deliver, hopefully, if I'm not too busy

[starburstfloat]

and the saga continues