#txt incorrect quotes

[random-incorrect-things]

Yeonjun: *visibly tired*

Soobin: Did you sleep at all last night?

Yeonjun: No, Beomgyu was talking in his sleep.

Huening Kai: Really? What did he say?

Yeonjun: He was moaning "Mama" and "Ooh" all night.

Taehyun: Oh god.

Yeonjun: I thought he was having a wet dream, turns out he was singing Bohemian Rhapsody on repeat.

[ikemenmole]

yeonjun: i sleep with a knife under my pillow.

soobin: weak. i sleep with a gun.

beomgyu: you're both pathetic.

soobin: oh? what do you sleep with?

beomgyu: taehyun.

[theynchapter]

❝ WHAT IF TXT HAD BEREAL? ❞ - 【 ONE. TWO. 】

[jelllyjae]

Yeonjun : I hate it when people change their personalities for men, like just be yourself. Anime sucks, gaming is stupid

Beomgyu: me too! If you want someone to like you, you shouldn’t fake a personality. I’m lazy, I don’t go on runs, I think they’re pointless

Soobin and Taehyun :*walk past speaking about gaming and exercising *

Yeonjun loudly: I love Genshin impact bro! Like it’s my favourite pass time

Beomgyu even louder: I think tomorrow will be a good time to go for a run, being healthy is always a priority

Huening Kai * makes eye contact with the camera * : Never trust men

[txt-ruby]

yeonjun : who hurt you

ruby : what? You want a list?

yeonjun :

yeonjun ( sharpening a knife ) : yes actually

[lillianren]

Wooyoung: Uh, Bang Chan hyung? Lee Know hyung is in the pool and I don't think he’s waterproof. 🫤

Bang Chan: 🤨

San: Thats Wooyoung speak for, “Lee Know hyung is drowning.”

Bang Chan: What?! 😱 Who’s still out there with him?

San: Soobin.

Yeonjun: 😳 Soobin’s no help. He can’t swim either!

*Meanwhile*

Lee Know: *Is drowning*

Soobin: *In a donut 🍩 floaty desperately trying to reach Lee Know* OH MY GOD, LEE KNOW HYUNG! KEEP SWIMMING! 🏊🏻‍♂️

Lee Know: I can't swim, dumbass! *Sinks*

Soobin: Hyung! 😭

[sweetsoogyu]

[TXT Group Chat]

Beomgyu: JSDHWJZ

Soobin: What is that?

Taehyun: It’s a laugh

Soobin: How do I do that??

Beomgyu: Just press any letter

Soobin: 7

[weird-bookworm]

Soobin: How long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation? Taehyun: I think— Beomgyu: Seventy-two hours. Taehyun, slightly alarmed: ...how do you know? Beomgyu: There's a clown behind you.

[luxurystark-jackson]

txt as text posts

[0x1mina]

yeonjun : how is the most attractive person here?

soobin : i don't know, how are you?

yeonjun, flustered : i-

taehyun, across the room: i’m doing great, thanks!

[nikiizqn]

Beomgyu: I've been expecting you, Yeonjun.

Yeonjun: How did you do that without turning around?

Beomgyu: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.

[random-incorrect-things]

Soobin: Roll call!

Taehyun, sitting on the floor: Here.

Huening Kai, standing on his head: Present.

Yeonjun, laying face down on the floor: Present.

Beomgyu: Here.

Soobin, looking up at Beomgyu: How are you on the ceiling fan?!

[ivy-diaries]

Beomgyu : ivy's eyes are blue, right?

Yeonjun : they're brown, with hints of light blue when the light just hits right

Beomgyu : and when was the last time she smiled?

Yeonjun : last night at 2:03 a.m

Beomgyu : right... and when is my birthday?

Yeonjun :

Beomgyu : when is my birthday, hyung?

[flevrry]

[while hiding their relationship from everybody in the group]

jungkook: you're on speaker. behave.

taehyung: or what, you'll spank me?

jungkook:

namjoon:

yoongi:

jin:

hoseok: [quietly hands jimin a twenty]

jimin: [smugly accepts it]

[jelllyjae]

Soobin to the maknaes after a fight

Soobin : prove that you've sorted everything out

Beomgyu: I like you guys

Huening Kai : I love you guys !!! ><

Taehyun: I'm borderline indifferent but not hostile

Soobin:...good

[ikemenmole]

*enha and txt family meet*

yeonjun: *screams out of annoyance*

beomgyu: *screams to assert dominance*

taehyun: *screams to restore order*

hyuka: *recording and screaming dolphin laugh*

soobin: *sighs and turns around*

soobin to jungwon: these are my kids

jungwon: *looks at passed out enha and nods*

jungwon: relatable