#toony goes outside

[cartoon-of-milk]

They're so silly together

[cartoon-gushes]

Grocery shopping sucks, 70$ spent on what? Fucking nothing. And then it'll be empty in like a week anyways

[mouthpiece-simp]

Bellringer x Reader Headcanons

🔔You knew toons were supposed to hate Cogs, but somehow one of them managed to catch your eye. His name was Benjamin and you couldn't keep yourself from getting a little flustered around him. Fighting him and he calls you love? Your face would go RED.

🔔Ben knew you had a crush on him because, let's be honest, you did not do a good job at hiding it. And he may or may not have listened to the whisper conversation you had with your friend outside a building in Daffodil Gardens where you two were talking about the Cogs you secretly had crushes on. {I HC that he hears any and all whispers to and from toons around him.}

🔔He knows he also likes you back, so he decides to be a bit subtle about it at first and send you letters from "an admirer." How did he get your address? He's a door to door salesman, he has a big book of the name and address of every homeowner so he can personally address them when he goes to their door. He just had to look at the section sorted by names alphabetically and there you were...

🔔You didn't know who your admirer was at first until they decided to tell you who they were. And he included a little bell in the envelope.

🔔So the next day you pulled him aside and confronted him about it, and he admitted the letters were from him and asked you out on a date. You said yes, and that's how the two of you started dating.

🔔Literally everybody knows about your relationship with Ben. He told everyone :)

🔔How many pet names do you get called? Yes.

🔔You get called cutie, sweetie, sweetheart, muffin, love, honey, honeybun, angel, future wife/husband/spouse, [insert 50 nicknames related to your name]... and more. Dude even makes up his own pet names to call you.

🔔Ben will constantly flirt with you. He ALWAYS has the smoothest thing to say that will make your face go red.

🔔If you're feeling stressed or anxious, he traps you in a really tight hug and plays a soft tune with his bell until you settle down.

🔔Honestly you hear his bell a LOT.

🔔He loudly rings his bell for a lot of reasons... anger, surprise, drowning someone out in conversation, being really excited... the list goes on. But around you he plays specific rhythms or tunes that you have memorized by heart by now. You know what each of them mean.

🔔Speaking of talking to you, he does that a lot. Like, a lot. You feel like you know everything about all of his coworkers, friends, acquaintances, relatives, and literally anyone he's ever interacted with without even seeing their face.

🔔He also wants the gossip about your toony friends and if you tell him, chances are everyone he's ever talked to will know about it within 24 hours.

🔔Ben's way of kissing you is letting his clapper touch you, usually the top of your head because it's easiest for him to reach. Technically that's him licking you but let's not get into technicalities...

🔔He will want to go through a lot of your stuff to learn about you, but he doesn't want you to think he's just snooping around to be a creep so he'll ask your permission beforehand.

🔔Enjoy your relationship with your gossipping, flirtatious boyfriend!

[henriiiii-1001old]

can you talk abt the alt swap au :3 ?

ooooohohoho alt swap au </////3

here's my first post talking abt it just for reference :3

most of this that im gonna talk abt is from discord and it just gonna be a bunch of different stuff so cut me some slack xddd

and this is. a lot more than i thought so uuhhh enjoy another masterpost??? kinda??? CFVGBHNJ

"cain can travel through tvs and mabel can travel through mirrors, but cain cant travel through mirrors and mabel cant travel through tvs (at least on their own).

seth can travel through both, but they didnt know that until uh. until adam told him"

"i have an idea to how the end of vol 1 in this au would go so cain has been locked in his room for 3 days by this point, and basically the "uh oh, bad decision!" part would turn into more of a "cain killed abel" situation. the alt outside cain's door would mock cain and fake his sister's death to maybe make him succumb to M.A.D. finally, and it almost worked.

until mabel came in and dragged cain out of the house...

...based in the message i replied to," (which are the lil blurbs i pasted above lmao), "i think that when mabel was trying to help cain escape, she realized she also just trapped herself in cain’s room. but then cain realized somehow that he can travel through tvs. he took mabel’s hand, took them to trust him, and they went through. they end up in the static world and theyre like “tf is this” they do end up getting out though, and after they figure out where they were, they go back to mandela, grab seth, and fucking leave

also here's some toonbriel lore! bc hell yeah he deserves to be in this au B)))

"and he actually takes the place of dave in the au. i originally didnt have a technical spot for him and decided that putting toonbriel there would be cool.

his name is terry o'brien but he goes by "toony" around family bc he was super obsessed with cartoons when he was younger, whether it be on tv, comic books, etc

he's a pastor at st. gabriel's and is lt gabe's younger twin brother and theyve been two peas in a pod since they were super young. they did end up fighting on their different methods of trying to help the county, and terry argues that while gabe is literally doing nothing, terry has been giving people hope and shelter and food and so many things. this ends up causing them to split, and terry goes to dave for advice. turns out, dave has been using him as his prophet and ends up killing him because he's no longer of use to dave.

im still working out the details of how he helped dave tho, but gabe is devastated after losing terry. he was already stressed enough and was basically blamed for sgt maria's death (she's preacher who took ruth's place) back at the murray house, and losing one of the only things he lived for was heartbreaking. finding seth dealing with the horrors^tm helped a little bit bc he's actually helping someone he tried protecting in the past...

...im thinking gabe was the more protective one of the two as well as the more sociable twin. terry was super clingy and liked sticking around gabe bc he was the only person he knew.

not a childhood story, but i do imagine that gabe does know dave, and they probably met through terry! not sure abt how terry and dave met just yet, but gabe doesnt actually like dave all that much.

gabe immediately knew who to suspect when terry died, and the fact that he heard his voice after said death only made him more sure"

some lilith and seth lore

"lilith and seth were both troubled kids in school and they just. fought so much. and lilith had to deal with shitbag dave at mandelatech and was even forced to stay working for him once he revealed to her and he led the alternates. she has a LOT of pent up anger and just needs to get it out.

like i imagine that one time after seth found out he was an alt, he called lilith over for a fight, and she'd been itching for one since dave killed terry. she literally beat him to a pulp during that fight, but she stopped once she saw him look up at her. he looked hopeless and his eyes looked somewhat glazed over. he took slow, deep breaths even after he got the wind knocked out of him several times.

lilith new something was wrong. she ended up helping him recover and even asked what was wrong. he didnt really reveal the whole alt thing, but he mentioned having holes in his identity and how its been beating him up, especially since someone claiming to be his father wants to suddenly come (back) into his life.

since then, theyve worked towards trying to support each other and just trying to maybe be friends {:)"

ALSO I CANT BELIEVE IVE NEVER MENTIONED THIS!!!!!

yknow how in unholy gift sarah and tiffany are kinda rivals?? like tiffany likes to fuck w sarah bc she's bored? and she's usually v snarky and cocky?

lilith and eve are the exact same way except tat eve is like GENUINELY malicious and very manipulative. she takes advantage of lilith's dislike of mandelatech to make her do a bunch of shit for the alts, and it's asically a big old scheme to use lilith to advance the alts' plans.

i also think that thatcher is the one who told davis to go back and get seth. davis did go to cain and mabel first though, and they were VERY rightfully pissed. but they did eventually get seth and shit. seth was super avoidant of everyone after the whole thing though {:(

[bananwithaplan-archive]

Quick About

Name: Dancing Banana

Aliases: DB, Banana, Uncle Banana/Bossman (by the nephews), Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Species: Anthropomorphic Food (Banana)

Age: Ripe

Law Alignment: Bananas (Nobody knows what this means, either)

Sex: Yes He/him

Orientation: Pan. (regardless if you're also a fruit or entirely different being. )

It all just started with an innocent little dance of the 2000s, a dance that came with a catchy short song that was not at all related to bananas whatsoever.

But that didn't stop the then-growing world of the internet from falling in love with this funky fruit. There would have been many reposts, gifs and edits, and even remixes of his silly dance that once took over the online world by storm.

Eventually, however, his popularity would fade from existence once as debatably-funnier memes would overshadow his, and fans seemingly all but forgotten about him.

Tough times followed after that. Perhaps a little 'mishap' here and there (don't worry about it), but it wouldn't be for many years more until a wandering recruiter from a certain shovel-themed studio from Hollywood recognized the former internet star, and have taken him in. So that story goes...

First he was simply the mascot of their logo...

...and MANY years later, he's the famous host of the now well-renowned TV game show, Shovelware's Brain Game, always played live and recorded from Studio 7 in Shovelware Studios Hollywood. Not only is he now getting paychecks, he is also one in charge of others' paychecks. Not to mention, lots of new looks, a trio of nephews to help him out (and absolutely ADORE), new merchandise, a free disguise to hide from the coppers, and the adoration of fans, both old AND new. He even gets to do his old dance for the world once more!

Talk about a successful comeback, right? What more could a mere funny banana want?

...Even more fans would be nice.

Bonus facts:

Surprisingly, a huge fan of certain Nintendo games, as they were one of his few solaces from said 'tough times'. To the point of being able to learn some of the same moves as the heroes of these games (perhaps a little too well, but hey, the fans love it and the ratings benefit from it)

Despite being overshadowed by other memes all these years, he's since learned to be able to take their popularity to his advantage and recreate those when possible for even more fan adoration. Nothing beats the ever-familiar dance that his namesake came from, though.

This version of DB has a lot more 'classic toon' capabilities, just with a retro/modern 'meme & gaming' twist to those toony antics. (dropping car batteries instead of anvils/pianos, being able to suddenly fly only by T-posing, warping dimensions by using the BLJ trick, etc.).

Despite his origin as 'funny internet gif turned music meme', he's since become surprisingly knowledgeable about facts and knowledge of Earth outside of the tomfoolery of humor. There's a reason why he named the game show "Shovelware's Brain Game" and not "Shovelware's Meme Game".

((WIP))

[is-this-tf]

Do you have any tf book recs outside of animorphs? 👀

Hmmmm, tough question! Admittedly, I haven't read that many physical books that are explicitly or at least featuring TF stuff myself, usually I get my TF engagement through other mediums. Though I have read a few! Just a heads up on spoilers for them as I talk about them a bit, though. If any folks have TF book recommendations themselves, feel free to reblog or reply and take it away!

One I read back in junior high that Absolutely helped shape my brain was Clete Barrett Smith's book Magic Delivery, that featured a LOT of costume-triggered transformations, that really honed in on the sensory experience of like becoming the subject of the costume on the parts that the POV character TFs, like- it had a robot TF in it that I can still picture in my head to this day. This definitely was part of the reason why costume trigger TFs are a HUGE appeal for me nowadays, they were probably some of my first experience getting a taste of TF in general and this book really helped my young mind sort of get a real good solid sense of what it could be like, what it could mean, how it could feel. The book was written for younger readers, but that hasn't stopped me from enjoying something even as an adult. (Mild warning for ableism in the case of one of the villains here, which. Magic costumes that TF you, you can probably guess where it goes from there.)

Another more recent example is a series I'd been following, the Lazy Scales series by DM Gilmore (it's got dragon tfs in it :D), is one I'd read for a while and enjoyed but unfortunately can't give a full picture of- I'd stopped reading after around book 4 (due to emotional devastation and the time it took me to hear about books 5 and 6), and the series and its sequel series have since been completed, 6 books each and 12 books in total. While I can't speak for the direction the Lazy Scales series takes in its latter half, or for the sequel series in its entirety, I did really like the way Gilmore took the sort of the struggles and frustrations the main character had from being fundamentally inhuman and relating it to experiences in queerness and neurodivergence and autism. There being fundamental misunderstandings and incomprehension of certain concepts between characters of different species, but not like detracting from the overall sapience and understanding of the characters themselves, for example. The barriers of communication are rather worked around or reframed in ways that, while aren't perfect, are at least serviceable to the characters and the goals they're trying to reach together. Canon queer romances, turning into dragons as an illustration of queerness and autism and things that had worked before just suddenly feeling too off and wrong to look to for security again, sillier times early on in the series that have ramifications and grow more serious as the series goes on.... as I gather. The will be moving into direct spoiler territory, but around the end of the book I stopped following the series after was a pretty brutal depiction of identity death, that even moreso was at the hands of the character's abuser that had been harming them throughout the books before. I do think I have more faith in the series now that both this series and the sequel series have been completed, but for the entire next book afterward (as far as I gather) that character remains in and is explored in that state.... which might have scared me off, at the time. I think I'd be willing to consider returning to the series sometime later, though, when I'm feeling up to it. We'll see!

DM Gilmore has written and published more TF related books, including a LitRPG miniseries and a solo featuring toony TFs, the former I haven't seen and the latter I've only given a cursory glance- but they do seem fun! I would be willing to recommend Gilmore as a TF book author to give a look to if you're interested.

[starseverance]

Cw/Spiders and me freaking out but in a lighthearted way

I'm excited about this which is surprising, and despite my loathing of spiders (especially big ones) this is positive?

The biggest fucking non-tarauntula spider I've seen in my damn life crawled on my hand and I'm fucking (thrilled, this was exciting actually) going nuts it was bigger than a fucking toonie and it was no daddy long legs I am fucking freaking out.

"I've seen him be more scared by smaller spiders, this one just made him swear. And now he's excited and telling all of his friends about it, including the people of tumblr." -💫-

So I was outside and I saw a pool noodle in the pool and I go to put it away because it shouldn't be left in, and on the end is this big spider, like the size of a toonie, and it's walking on the water like Jesus Christ and I'm like, a certified spider hater, so I attempt to use the pool noodle to usher it into the pool filter.

All goes well until OUT OF THE NOODLE CRAWLS THE BIGGEST ASS SPIDER I'VE EVER SEEN, like DOUBLE the size of that one, I'm like- WHAT THE FUCK. Once it was back in the water and not ON MY HAND I took a video of it, and that video is filled with the most profanity you'll ever hear out of me at once.

That thing was huge, unauthorized Fucking Thing. I didn't even know we had spiders that big here, and I Don't Like That We Do. My mother was like "oh it's a water spider" IT'S AN ABOMINATION THAT'S WHAT IT IS!

In the end I called my mother and godmother outside because I was like "you need to see this THING" and my godmother unceremoniously threw it over the fence. That spider is very lucky that my father was not present because he hates insects even more than I do, and would not have abided it's continued existence.

tl;dr but it's a whole other paragraph Biggest spider I've ever seen (bro was like two inches at least) aside from captive tarantulas crawls out of a pool noodle onto my hand while I try to usher another large spider (size of a toonie) into the pool filter. I take a 58 second video filled with profanity, and then proceed to tell everyone I can because this is an exciting event for me. My boyfriend 💫 teases me about telling everyone, but he is proud of me for being less scared than I usually am.

[delistylehardcore]

aaaaaa im really happy you enjoyed my n. trance headcanon ideas! i forgot to mention something also, that the n. in n. trance would probs stand for nefarious - nefarious trance (hmm... or maybe nebulous? idk).

anyways, i was mentioning i had some ideas abt the cortex vortex. firstly, you know how the original production bible for crash 1 talks about how each evo-ray mutant is shown different things on the tvs inside the evo-ray? (koala kong is shown stallone movies, pinstripe is shown mafia movies, the komodo bros are shown martial arts movies, tiny tiger is shown... "brutal footage", etc.)

ive been imagining what treatment characters introduced in the later games would get with the cortex vortex, and ive come up with some ideas.

dingodile, i imagine, was shown mostly footage from several cooking shows, specifically aussie ones about grilling. hence why he ends up establishing dingos diner.

rilla roo doesnt really have much of a personality outside of. well. being a monkey. but i could imagine he was being shown carnival and boxing footage. notably the japanese version of bash states he goes into business with koala n' dingo, so maybe he was also shown something entrepreneurial?

crunch was shown military training footage and workout tapes. cortex, learning from past mistakes, subjected crunch to a custom made video by cortex, basically a sort of... propaganda/mental programming video to ensure crunch would obey cortex.

crash, still called willy in the production bible, has an entry in it detailing what he was shown in the vortex. though seeing as crash's personality in the book is wildly different to who crash is in the games, i have a few different ideas.

so i like to think cortex was going to show crash the same propaganda tapes later shown to crunch, but there was a mix-up with the tapes, and crash was instead shown footage from several different cartoons, specifically cortex's own personal favourite: "toony loons". as a result, crash breaks out of the vortex, and escapes cortex castle.

thats basically it. so yeah! what'dja think?

this was sent ages ago and i'm so sorry i never responded to it but i love all of these. i LOVE the idea that crash was shown cartoons because of a mix-up. that's absolutely perfect

the n in n trance standing for nefarious is great too within the context of your hcs about him. love it. tropy was like yes this thing i found it will be my son now

[serialxsocial-a]

1/4/5/6/18

Munday But Make It Friday

1. Who has been your favorite muse to play?

WELL. It’s hard to exactly say. Part of me wants to say Terezi but considering I haven’t written her in. Awhile and her muse is spotty I eeeh. SO!! I wanna say it’s rlly tied between Molly and Velvet. They both are really fun for different reasons and are my most active muses for a reason, so!!

4. What are some of your rp pet peeves?

I’ve said it before but this goes into actual like. Writing format. This isn’t vaguing anyone I will say ESPECIALLY not vaguing any of my mutuals. BUT there’s people who tend to like. Format their writing so .. Much with extra stuff for the aesthetic to the point it’s so hard to read!!! Like I haven’t seen this in a long time, thank god, but I remember people flowering their writing format so much it made the flow hard to reach and just feel so choppy.

5. What is the most difficult thing about writing your current muse?

If I’m gonna get hashtag real. The number one thing is she associates with two of my major triggers. One I surprisingly don’t mind too much, I guess it’s different when you’re writing the other side as. Bad as it is to say - but that is also to say I don’t really plan to ever go writing it besides like. Allusion and subtext and just merely mentioning it. But the other one is Velvet does a lot of self harm, which is something I also struggle with and have for years. So it’s a lil MMMMMMM for me when she gets into THAT territory. Sometimes it’s fine, and sometimes It’s better for me to write it than like. Doing it or letting it stew in my head. But sometimes she’s like. Hi and I’m like Nope!! I will again also say not to worry too much on it because I have been a lot more cautious on these things than I used to be and won’t write anything unless I am in a good headspace to do so!! It’s just a lil :( sometimes ykwim??

6. What is your favorite thing about writing your current muse?

HOW FUCKING JUST... Out there she is? SODFIKGJ. She’s so silly and goofy and just like. Out there? SKKS. It’s so fun and I haven’t had a chance to write a really like.. Silly and free kinda character like this I think!! Not even Alice, who was a toon, was allowed to be this toony and funny (Cus of certain hcs I had for her. waves off.) And like despite all this she’s still so. Bad!! And wicked and something to be afraid of and it’s such a weird mix and fun to play and write with cus I adore those kinda characters cus I’m edgy.

18. What makes for a great roleplay partner in your opinion?

To keep it simple, honestly? Someone you can see as a friend outside of roleplay. Someone who you can just talk with and have fun with with no muses involved. Just y’all being buds, hanging out, talking. Even if you guys don’t write much! I have people who I don’t write with much but are very close friends with, and every time we do write it’s just so comfy and feeling like... Not any pressure and just fun and goofing off. Feeling okay to be a lil Sillay and just have fun with things yk. They’re someone you can trust and someone who you both feel got a good essence and grab on your muses. I feel if the muns connect the writing and muses do too - and I mean connect not just positively, ofc! Because muses can have a negative connection as well, being antagonistic with each other but they still have a draw in, yk?

[rijurambles]

Storytime!!

So - I'm into RP, not necessarily on here but I love doing it.

I thought I'd share one of my favorite RPs of all time to you guys. The Secret Grove!! Also known as SG. Still ongoing so if anything big happens then I'll put it here. This one was organized by yours truly, starring my best friends: Ashcan, Minish, Toony, and most recently old friend Bongo!!

This took place in the usual zelda verse, in some made up forest called the Secret Grove. Basically the plot was that everyone got stuck here and now has to work together to get out. Pretty simple, but this ended up being the most fun I've had with a concept in a long time.

Our Characters:

Riju/Me: Twilight (TP Link)

Ashcan: Princess Hilda, Yuga, Zant

Minish: Time (Oot Link) and Navi

Toony: Aqua (Blue Link from Triforce Heroes)

Bongo: Marin (but he hasn't really done anything yet so he's not here)

All relationships here are platonic(except for vague mentions of midlink)!! We're about found family.

OKAY SO-

I start us off with Twilight setting up camp, and he gets found by Windy (WW link,who sadly left the rp, but he was only active for like two months) . More like Twi finds /him/ but whatever. The two team up for a bit, because their only knowledge of this place came from a creepy vague signpost that implied that they might die here.

Meanwhile, Hilda shows up and is very, very confused. Aqua is there also and is so confused that he just - /screams/? This man just straight up yells. He misses his friends, okay? So right now it's nighttime, and Hilda has made a fire, and she happens to be in sight range of Twi and Windy. Twilight decides that they need as much help as they can get, so he proceeds to metal gear solid his way into her camp, pops up from behind a tree and offers vaguely to join them which either confuses Hilda more or pisses her off. I'm still not sure, but this is the moment where these two become rivals. Hilda refuses, but she still kind of sticks around.

I'm not entirely sure if I remember how Aqua joined the gang, but I think he just walked into our camp. So Twi is mostly group leader (much to Hilda's chagrin), starts assigning the gang roles so that they can get a camp running. Aqua goes off to get water, Twilight is in charge of finding food, and Hilda needs sticks for a fire. Also, we get nicknames!! Hilda never tells the group her actual name so Twi called her Dark Duchess one time and the name stuck. To fire back, Hilda called him dark lord. Aqua got called Turquoise Tunic once but gave them a lecture on how his clothes are sky blue and not turquoise.

Hilda ends up finding Time and Navi passed out in the middle of nowhere, and she trusts him because he mentioned that he's friends with Princess Zelda, so she tells Time her actual name. Time is a nice enough guy that he keeps the secret. Meanwhile, Twi places a deku nut trail to find his way back after discovering a decrepit mansion deep within the forest. Sure, it's not food, but it's better shelter than staying out in the wilderness.

The gang regroups. Twilight /swears/ that he recognizes Time but will never admit it. Eventually, just before they leave to go to the mansion, Time and Twilight have a bonding moment where they learn about each other's histories. Twi tells him about the whole Hero's Shade thing, which is a shocker to the younger Time (who has just completed the Spirit Temple), but he promises to make sure to still teach him since it's essential to his journey. This makes Twilight trust Time more than anyone else in the gang.

So everyone heads to the mansion.  Upon arriving and heading to the second floor, Twilight senses a Poe and is forced to go into wolf form to fight it. To the others, it just looks like Wolf Twi mauling air while levitating. Hilda is a little late to the party so she never got to see wolf Twi, and he explains this to the gang.  Aqua is still hecka confused. Hilda also takes off her heels, finally. The room with the Poe is actually a bedroom,  and so Twilight uses his lantern to light the room up a bit. They're all pretty tired. Twi hasn't slept since they got here, and who knows how chaotic his sleep schedule was before this.

After making sure everyone has blankets, Twilight passes flat out onto one of the beds. Everyone is pretty shocked by this since they haven't seen how much of a rough sleeper he is. He keeps mumbling things to himself and rolls around, falling off the bed at some point. Time plays his ocarina to help them sleep. Twilight wakes up in the middle of the night,  heads downstairs to try and clear his mind. 

He explores the mansion,  coming into a hallway with a sort of Darknut. Twilight fights it because  of course he does,  and like hell he's gonna let anyone else get hurt.  A thing about Twi: he will ALWAYS dedicate himself to protecting other people as a defense mechanism after losing a lot of his friends. He succeeds,  but also ends up waking up Hilda. Hilda is cranky because she didn't get her beauty rest or something,  and Twi makes the argument of "Uhm, I just save your life??". The two bicker a bit before Aqua and Time get up.

Deciding to explore the mansion,  the gang stumbles into another room. Twilight gets crushed by a wall master which is /ow/ but manages to cut his way out of it,  killing the thing.  This also leaves him covered in blood and slime and generally ew things,  which makes Hilda panic until Aqua uses the waterfall rod thing to clean him off. They end up finding themselves in the kitchen, where they meet the ghost of a little girl named Clarice. 

You might be thinking, what harm could this little kid possibly do? A lot. A lot is the answer. So basically, Clarice is bound to the mansion and can't leave. All she wants to do is explore the world outside so she can have some playmates. Hilda tries to use her magic to unbind her. This does not work, Hilda messes up the spell, and now Clarice is flying away and Twilight is following her in wolf form. The gang chase Clarice until they get to the top floor; a magnificent ballroom. Twilight goes back to human form and sees who else but Princess Midna, the girl who left the light world for good. Or did she? If she's here, then he thinks that things are going to be alright.

Twilight rushes up to hug Midna, after all, he hasn't seen her in nearly two years. Hilda catches up and sees a different story- Ravio. Holding Lorule's triforce. Not realizing that her triforce has already been restored, Hilda sprints up to go hug Ravio. This causes problems with Twi, who was kind of having a moment there. They start to argue for a bit. Aqua comes in, he sees Blaze (red link from Tfh), the friend that he hasn't seen since he got here. He's of course happy to be there, and also goes up to him.

And then Time comes along. He's the only one who sees the /real/ person. A horrifying monster. And all three of them think that this is someone dear to them. When Time fires an arrow at the corrupted Clarice, as you can expect, PROBLEMS OCCUR. Because you basically just stabbed Midna right in front of Twilight, which by the way, the last time that happened, he nearly had a coronary. Because you basically just stabbed Ravio right in front of Hilda. Because you just stabbed Blaze right in front of Aqua.

All hell breaks loose after that.

Twilight is reasonably pissed and pulls out the ball and chain. Time panics and cast's Nayru's Love to protect himself. Hilda wants to hurt Time first so she tries to trip Twi with magical vines. Twilight doesn't give a crap and runs himself over to Time, getting into a sword fight. After a while of arguing, Time manages to convince Twi that what he saw wasn't the real thing. Meanwhile, while Hilda and Twi are busy trying to give Time hell, Aqua rushes up to try and get Blaze out of the crossfire. Perhaps they could escape together and forget all this. He's about to make a run for it when Twilight comes up and starts telling him what Time said while Time fends off Hilda.

Aqua is SO confused and doesn't know what to do until Twilight says "That's an illusion " and everything starts making sense to Hilda. Lorule's triforce is fine. They don't even need this. Ravio isn't here. This isn't real. Having used up her magic, she falls down and nearly passes out. Time stabs Corrupted Clarice, which also nearly traumatized Aqua.

The fight is over, and everyone is mentally and physically destroyed.

They all recuperate, Hilda finally tells the group her real name and now has intense self doubt, Twi and Time patch themselves up with the help of Aqua. They start sharing stories to pass the time. Hilda talks about the beauty of Lorule, Aqua talks about his adventures with Forest and Blaze, and also sings a song. Twilight takes a deep sigh before finally talking about Midna and the Twilight Realm. Everyone is surprised to hear about all this and he seems genuinely distraught about it.

Everyone is mostly okay until an arc that me and Ash planned happens - a Kargoarc bursts through the window. Aqua had gone down to get their blankets, also. Twilight notices that it's from his Hyrule and gets up to fight, but Hilda is stubborn and wants to help too. Twilight aims a bomb arrow, Hilda uses a fireball.

BOTH miss.

The mansion is on FIRE.

Both of them panic. Hilda just wants to stay here and burn after all the things she's done but even though Twilight hates her he's not leaving her behind to die. They argue again, Time tries to reason with them but their fight escalates until they're both screaming their lungs out at each other. At one point - Twilight just /breaks/ and shifts into the mind of a little kid, which is really all he is, a kid that grew up told fast. He's crying. He asks if Hilda hates him and Hilda is about to scream at him before Time interrupts and knocks her out, having Twilight just carry her out. Time sends Navi to go help Aqua, and now it's a race against time to get out.

Twilight rushes down to the lower level, makes it to the second floor before the fire blocks his exit. He's trapped in a room, and has to make a split second decision to use a bedsheet as a rope to get them down from the window. He ties himself and Hilda together, ties an end to the windowsill, and jumps. It catches them the first time, thank Hylia, but then the sheet catches on fire and Twi is forced to untie themselves before they get burned.

He holds onto Hilda as much as he can, and then they fall.

Twilight hits his shoulder on a rock, shattering it on impact. Ow.

Hilda is mostly unharmed. That's all he needs to know before he passes out.

Time also jumps out of a window, but doesn't get hurt. Aqua finds a door and runs out, shielding Navi before passing out from the smoke.

These guys have been through some shindizzle, and it'll only get worse.

[unclekoopus]

Something about the FNAF and BATIM novels

I know it’s ABSOLUTELY the furry in me, but all this extra media, all the books and stuff for Five Nights at Freddy’s and Bendy and the Ink Machines seem to focus so much on these human characters, when all I want is enormous amounts of content about the non-humans. About the in-universe fictional characters and such.

It’s totally fair that the books go in that direction, that they’re primarily human stories with the threat being the existential one or the physical one. But I’ve always admired the more engaged horror stories that don’t have an unknowable villain, but a character or monster that can be spoken to or engaged in a back-and-forth with.

FNAF, in its original incarnations, was primarily a story with monsters that don’t talk, that you can’t talk TO. Bendy is somewhat the same, at least with the title character.

I hope you’ll bear with me on this, but I like the idea of a story where the monsters are sentient, or accessible at the very least.

below the cut: my rambling idea for an AU like this:

Imagine, if you will, that Bendy the Dancing Demon materialized as a character- not as a lumbering, grinning ghoul, but a little imp with a smarmy, sarcastic attitude and a little bit of a threat to his words. He wants to kill you, kill Henry, rather, but you and he come to an agreement- he wants out of this house of hell, this unending labyrinth of a studio as much as you do. You enter into a reluctant and unsteady partnership. He doesn’t let up on his vague threats and mean-spirited teasing all the time he’s with you, communicating with you.

And he has you do a bunch of tasks for him- like Alice does in the game- he puts you through a lot of nasty, scary situations and mocks you the whole way through. And he’s animated about it all- making goofy and slightly Satanic rubber hose transformations of his body and expressions of his impish face.

Henry goes through it all, but after a while, things start to change- you make moral choices and confide in Bendy some of your thoughts and feelings. You tell Bendy about your past, about your life since the studio went under, your wife, your kids, your hope for the future. Bendy sees how much you try to save everyone, how you want to help Boris and how traumatized you are at having to destroy him.

Bendy may be a demon, but he starts to feel for you, warm up and soften his tone. He’s been using you all this time, and it’s pretty obvious he has the intention of discarding you like so much scrap paper in the end once he gets what he wants.

The time comes when you are about to escape, when the ghoul is defeated- or so you think- and the outside world awaits, it was a difficult battle and you are unable to go on, your leg broken. And Bendy has the opportunity, he can leave you, ink stained and bleeding, to die in this place. And he starts to... but he can’t. He can’t leave his Creator behind. He cares too much. He makes a big, irreverent deal about it, he complains about your sentimentality about the others making him soft, unable to finish the job. And he holds out a toony gloved hand to help you out the door.

But the ghoul was not dead, and has ahold of your broken leg and is dragging you to the inky abyss. Bendy yells “No!” and tries to pull you free, but the monster is too strong. He’s going to pull the both of you back in, the light of the colorful world is getting farther and farther away. You tell Bendy to leave, escape, save himself, and he says “Not so long ago, I would have, believe me, bucko. But us toons, we get attached.” He latches onto your limbs, stretching his rubberhose arms out and wrapping them around a timber pillar, but he is still stretching as you and he are pulled closer to the monster. It looks like the end for you both, Bendy is still trying in vain, when a funny expression crosses his face.

And he asks you if you trust him. Obviously you didn’t before, but you’re starting to now. He says “Good enough. Now close your eyes, if this doesn’t work, it’s the end for us both.” You do so. And in the blackness of your vision, you hear the ooze of ink, the swirl and stretch of Bendy’s toony sfx and in another few moments, you’ve changed, you feel completely different. Your leg doesn’t hurt anymore for one, but it’s more than that. Opening your eyes sees Bendy again. And looking at yourself, you see flat colors, and dark outlines. Your whole body is simplified and feels stretchy and strange in the extreme.

“Okay, artsy-fart, you’re a toon now, and that means you got some new abilities- there ain’t time to teach ya how to use ‘em all, but ya need to work with me ta get outta this mess.” The monster roars, its voracious mouth waiting to suck you down into a vortex of black ink. The rules of toondom have been explained to you over the course of your journey by Bendy. A toon can do anything, as long as it’s funny.

The both of you together use your toon powers to break free and defeat the monster once and for all.

Now, I can’t decide if Bendy should sacrifice himself to save you or not, but I like him and you leaving the studio together and sharing a big, toony hug once you emerge into the sunshine and going off to have more adventures as a pair.

---

Maybe someday I’ll make a visual novel about this, I dunno. I’ve had the idea for a while. The same sort of thing could happen with FNAF too, I suppose, but with the robot’s AI forming a friendship and fighting the homicidal tendencies off in the end to save you.

I just wanna be friends with the cute horror franchise furries.

[cartoon-gushes]

Every so often there will be somebody asking for me and I will be sitting there on my bed reading their message and contemplating even answering

I'm not sure why, it's not like I'm particularly drained. To be remembered is weird, even though I went out of my way to go meet people and hang out for like a solid half a year. There will be periods of just not feeling up for social interaction of course, but they can last forever if I let them. In the end, I wonder if I'm actually social then, even though the moment I see a congregation of people I feel the urge to reach out and befriend them, which ends as soon as they're not in my immediate presence anymore.

Real annoying if you ask me. I know that logically I need to fulfill my basic social needs and that it would make me feel better, but also I'm content in my solitude. I suppose I've always been one for extremes with no real balance.

[bonbonswirl-blog]

Old passer

ALL THE CHARACTERS BELONG TO @brueklynn I OWN NOTHING. You already know this is not canon, i want to point out that there is a character here that belongs to toony BUT doesnt have any kind of design or personality so i created them myself for this story XD means the anything here is not canon at all, that it thank u ^^

Wallaby was standing outside in front of a random store under shade. There he is, standing alone, tapping the ground under him with one foot, his hands in his pants pockets while looking bored. At these fine balmy days, almost every eye hides behind sunglasses and hair flows freely in the breeze, erratic steps echo. The janitor Penetrating gaze probed Perusing the sea of faces, like if he is looking for someone he was supposed to meet up with ages ago and they never came, now he is still here waiting for their arrival at any second. If only time can pass faster, or if he had something to entertain himself away from this killing boredom instead of leaving him to dwell with it. Letting his eyes roam over the streets, he just moved his head right and left checking if one of those faces is the person he meant to meet. However, he didnt know that few moments later something going to etch insidr his memory is going to take place right now. It was the moment when he noticed one of the passers being a lady, a normal lady, just like all the other ladies in the streets. but for some unknown reason, he felt something being off, her presence pulling his attention away from any other person.

Long fluid wisps of chocolate hair that always seemed to gleam when it  captured the light just right. Large liquid blue eyes held such a serenity, trimmed by long pretty lashes, lovely eyes, yet somehow seem gentle. Florid cheeks and flawlessly syrup sweet sculpted lips was lilac soft. She was all about simplicity, holding a small bag in her hands, wearing a short cute bright flowing dress, walking like an elegant lady.

And still for today, wallaby have no idea what was it in his guts that forced him to move his legs as fast as he can to approach her before she get any further away and dissappear from sight.

"E-Excuse me miss!" She turned around, facing wallaby who was holding his flatcap in his hands, waiting for his request. He looked at her with confused eyes, of course he would be, he doesnt know why is he even talking to her from tha first place, what does his guts want from a  random person he never saw? "Yes sir?" She smiled, lipstick glowing. She had a soothing voice, atleast thats what wallaby thought, she seemed nice, that kind of woman whom hold a tiny warmth within eyes. Those eyes...just by looking at this pair he can see one of his gazes in them. That evoked something from some part of his brain, He had no memory of her, atleast thats what he thinks, cause he doesnt recall any. Perhaps its not a memory per se, but echoes that call to his intuition. He started to think he may recognize her before, maybe he did neet her at one point in his life? maybe that was the reason why his legs automatically moved to catch her? Yes, it was, he can tell. Her simple smile was unique, reminded him of a certain smile too. he could have swore he saw it a lot, but where? when? And who? He was anxious for recognition he never knew. "I..." the janitor had no absolute idea of what to say when stopping a stranger for no reason, but he tried to come with a good excuse so he doesnt seem like a fool. How about..the reason he approached her from the first place? Why he ran to her before he lost her view. "Miss did we...did we meet before somewhere?" "We did? Oh Im sorry but, I dont think i do remember..." she apologized, wallaby didnt feel sad or dissapointed because she was just a stranger to him, but his inside did. She doesnt know him too, he can now let her go away right? Nope, that answer didnt calm his guts down, his tongue isnt satisfied with it. He looked at her again. Noticing smooth Bangs obscuring the woman forhead, framing her face. what is so intresting is that.

Her bangs are just like wallaby ones.

That was a nice detail, but all wallaby wanted is to sooth those unknown feelings and go back quickly to waiting for a certain person. "Are you sure? cuz I do feel that we may had knew each other at some point. I mean come on! Our bangs are really so similiar missy!"

So how can wallaby know a lady who is 20 years older than him? Dont ask him, ask his gut. it was still impossible for him not to be held prisoner by the intuitons. but there was undeniable familiarity to her features, possibly thats what held him so captivated. she giggled slightly "I just noticed that too...even our hair color is the same shade! Staring at your eye...I feel myself looking at a mirror! So..whats your name? Maybe I can remember you then!" "Oh! My name is-"

They both stopped when they heard objects hitting the floor with a loud thud.

They both turned their heads for the source of the voice, to their right concerned. It was a man with short dark brown hair, ruddy skin, a flatcap, standing there. Frozen, arms still static in the same position he left his belongings to fall down.

Wallaby was puzzled. His father constantly welcomed any kind of guest he met with kind smiles and  words. He never gave that kind of a shocked reaction to anyone before, especially for just meeting a random lady. His child himself didnt see him that shocked before about anything. But he tried to push it off for now and get back to the subject. "Oh dad Here you are! This is m-" He was cut too when he saw the woman next to him no longer smiling, soft glowy lipstick in a frown, not being too happy to see his father. Drown in her unwanted sad moments, lowered Dull orbs of ocean blocked under the dark shadow created of her fallen bangs, her expressions faded, the molten chocolate that hung precisely on her back turning dry, cheery dress no longer dancing with the breeze. The brown haired boy doesnt understand a thing... unsettling feelings began filling him. Whats wrong? Why are they both That greetly dissapointed? What making his head spin are the unexplained transitions. Who is she? What does she have to do with his dad? He wished he could Leap straight for the answer.

Mason already felt the knife before he saw it. Looking at the girl wallaby just met in a forlorn stare. He didnt blink and in the depths of his gaze, he couldnt believe his eyes anymore. He looked into her eyes one more second to make sure this isnt the wrong person or some hallucinations haunting him.

It was his partner

Or you could say his previous partner.

His shoulders hunched together like if he was trying to disappear inside himself. Even his dark eyes seemed to be attempting to retreat inside his head.

"...Lucy...."

"...You...."

She couldnt even remember his name. Expected. Why would she do anyway? Mason can still recognize her voice, even though its been...very long years since he last heard it, or seen her face...She wasnt that girl he loved, who cared about his being, or encouraged him to do his best in achieving dreams. No, she is just an old passer from his old life. The old lucy was long gone. Lucy snutched up an eye to finally take a glance at her once spouse. Looking at each other, Both of them had changed, yet still identifiable, funny how much tricky the time is. they realised that the eyes whose were once filled with so much purpose and love was now replaced with bitterness, and maybe hate. The only thing that showed any resemblance to the man was the shell the bitter soul inhabited. His old self was gone too. Mason never left anyone, they walked away. In his life he had been the sunshine, giving warmth, light and love without reserve, Yet there came a time when the pain within overwhelmed and only tears came. Her abandonment was like a betrayal to him, a burning to his soul, a dusty hot road on which his mind and body can wither. He had lost the one he loved the most in the world, the one who had kept him stable for periods in his life time. The near loss of everyone he had loved wasnt emotionally stabling to him. Only his son wallaby stayed, refusing to leave his dear father side. It was never an exciting blank page, a fresh start, or a choice to mason, but more akin of being naked in a blizzard. Lucy guessed she should do something about this stifled silence, to break it with a move, It is her own job to find an easful air around herself, so she made it towards him with an outstretch hand and that kind of desponded face usually reserved for your dissatisfaction. But mason startled like a deer in the woods, almost toppling as he took a large step backwards, entire face glowed up with pain and anguish. He let his face fall with gravity again. stepping aside while he slunk past not looking left or right, Leaving wallaby and his own regrets behind, alone. Wallaby wasnt ok at this point, blankly staring at the path his dad toke until distance obscured, hurt was welling in his son eyes, his dad looked broken. Lucy...lucy...Where did he hear that name before? Its repeated in his head many times, mentioned there and audiable by only one voice, his father voice. He unglued his eyes from the path and returned a stare for the woman in hopes for a small claricifation. She sighted him out from the corner of her eye, unable to look at him anymore. "So you..." "Miss..I-" "dont tell me that your name is wallaby...." He got it.

He finally got it.

That woman is his mother.

His Absent mother.

His heart jolts in pain. His jaw went slack with dumbfounded, eyes resigned surprise, brain stutters for a moment and his eyes take in more light than he expected, every part of him goes on pause while his thoughts catch up. Memories started to flood in every blood vessel in his brain, all of them are his five years old self, a beautifull young woman tugging along his side, she is nobody else but his mother lucy. All those stale pictures and voices clinging to his mind at a once. He can now recall them all. It was like he was living those moments, or visualizing them. Set of warm hands he would let hold him own clapping together before holding him off the ground and spinning his small body in the air, voice cradle his mind in familiar sounds, her soothing him from losing his favorite balloon or humming her favorite song at the kitchen. He still remember their last time playing together before the next day, he saw her with suitcases in hand, vanishing through the door, never coming back. For the first while he felt lost with not a single place feeling like home. However happiness found its way back thanks to mason treasured love. Time after time her presence in his life was erased. At this moment here, where he is meeting his mother for the first time after growing up. He felt that a part of his brain Where there should be certain memories is blank space, like a soft beige wall bereft of photographs. After a wash of cold he stepped out from the shadows and highlights of sundown. blazing sun descended, burning the sky in a powerful mix of amber and blood red. The dying sunlight seeped out behind sillhouet. Lucy spun around with her heals, back already facing wallaby in neglect, ready to go far away and leave him, again, in the same day he just met her. The rhythm of her heels clicking against the hard streets floor didnt stop wallaby from uttering his words. "Why did you leave dad?..." She paused her footsteps. "Why did you leave me?.." she stayed silent. How could she answer this? "You werent worth it, wallaby." He was raked with disdain, His eyes glistened with the pain of her betrayal, leaving wallaby with no alternative but to seek a new suspect of more harm, the truth of her innocence is discovered.

"You two were just old passers in my old life. Im glad l didnt waste it in you." Nobody around was heard, just continual taps of heels heading to a straight way. Stepping on her son heart each time they connect to the ground. Her kid steadily tracking her road until she completly escaped over the horizon. His eyes allowed her reluctantly to go past that orange lane, he was unsure about how should he feel about this new memory.

As the daylight dwindled the tension in Skye grew. Mason was in a slight crowded area in a specific street, Standing there on his own, doing nothing but giving a thousand mile stare into space, somehow the noised around doesnt affect any bit of his focusing. Wallaby had found him after taking some time for searching around, reaching him to be by his side. He never even said a single "hey..." to him. Instead, they both kept walking home in a queit sunset. Mason made no attempt to speak the whole way. Apparently, his young boy had expected this, as he kept shut too, mostly cause he didnt know what to say in this situation. Heavy sighs gracing each few minuts passes from the father mouth, did his eyes shine with the terror of his memories. Empty, yet They told a story of sadness, The dark lines around them didnt help much. He didnt mean to fall in love with lucy, but he did anyway, From the very first time he talked to her, he knew there was something so true in this person that reassure him he could be the true him. If only he had enough cohesion power to describe what happened that day to his loved son wallaby, but right now This was mason burden, his kid shouldnt be sharing it with him. His steps were dragged and movements forced. While the companion was down in the dumps, an inkling of wistfulness glimmer in soft eyes dropped to the corners. He fixed his eye toward the sky, wallaby always admired sunsets. But tonight, he felt blue, curbed. Not wanting to think about anything and just get back home to rest from this long day.

At nightfall the heat of the day would evaporate along with the last sunrays. At that night wallaby closed his eyes, head pressed on a soft pillow. hoping for sleep to take him away from this thing called reality. The darkness overtook him slowly, and he fell asleep. But For the first time, Little tears falling from his face.

[ttonline]

OK i wanna make an actual post on my reponse to @supermarketorphan‘s lore post!! so here it is 1) Can toons die in your lore?

yes they can! although it is Very difficult to actually end their lives, it’s plausible. since toons are basically able to bend reality as long as it’s funny, if someone were to drop an anvil on a toons head - they’d survive! but if someone had a genuine cruel intention and attempted to a kill a toon, theyd likely succeed and the toon wouldn’t survive. it’s based around whether or not it’s cruel or funny basically! and as a note - slappy and several other toons in my lore are actually dead, so..... Its Happening

and extending on my toon blood headcanon, i think toons are all physically “created” by an outside source, and they’re aware of it. Like how jessica rabbit knows she’s a drawn character. but anyway Classic toons that were created in the black+white era bleed ink, whilst more modern toons just bleed normal blood (which could technically be ink as well, just red)

2) Can cogs die in your lore?

cogs can definitely Technically die, however it’s easily avoidable if said cog would be able to recover their parts after getting destroyed in battle. i like to thing the cog bosses usually do this tactic - recycling parts and just re-building the same cogs over and over for easier mass distribution. and the cogs are able to keep their personalities if enough of their original parts are salvaged. but if there was a cog who was made up of a Bunch of different parts, they’d have no idea who they used to be. but if a cog is completely destroyed and the parts are not gonna be good for repurposing at all, then they can be considered dead 3) Are the cogs inherently evil?

NOT AT ALL! cogs are just doing their jobs. it’s what they were created for, and even if they hated their jobs they wouldn’t dare defy the cog bosses, or break the status quo out of fear of being destroyed or have their personality erased and have their body be re-purposed as a whole different cog. they really do kinda live in fear if they’re against their jobs. BUT... cogs Can be evil. just as there’s cogs who hate their job (notably, my name dropper oc Berry) there are cogs who Love their role in the business and wouldn’t give it up for anything. while berry hates her desk job and doesn’t really care for stopping toons, a courageous cog who loves their job would be the exact opposite. and there are also cogs like my oc Toronto who is completely neutral. he’s just trying to get by! 4) Are the toons inherently good?

nope! just like cogs, toons are often seen in the public to be 100% good because it’s how they’re being raised in the community. but sometimes.. toons just aren’t friendly, or happy, or toony. like my oc fleabag, she was always kind of an outcast because she just.. doesnt find toony behavior funny. she doesn’t like pranks, or fun, or gags. and she couldn’t help it. she prefers order over anything, and thats why she’s anti-toon and joined the cogs. in her eyes, most toons are just childish kids who need to open their eyes. But that doesn’t mean she was inherently evil either! it just... depends on the personality! my oc vanilla is very bitter and angry a lot, but she isn’t evil in the slightest. she’s good even if she refuses to give cogs a chance.... ! 5) Do your characters play a large part in the overall world, or do they live their own lives that only affect their own surroundings? SO ITS KINDA OFF/ON.... i suppose it affects more so the Entire world though. it starts out inward and only affecting my characters, but as time goes on things progressively get more serious and flippy and the toon resistance get involved... flippys slow mental break and the death of slappy + other kidnapped toons is kind of a big part of my story! so yeah, it does get pretty real! and since flippy is the mayor of toontown, the drama affects the entire place and kinda throws it into chaos dfiufdkjfdsd Welcome to Dark Toontown (-:

[anneshirleywasmychildhood]

As a child, I was really spacey. I never played attention to anything for any extended period of time. It can be best summarised in this one story that happened when I was like 8 or 9 I think. I wanted to incorporate it into the story the way I incorporated the coconut story. (The coconut thing actually happened, it's one of my very few memories I have from before we moved from Quebec to Ontario. I wanted Anne to have some memories of her parents, so I made her 6 when they died so I would have a clear idea of what she would remember based on my memories of Quebec.)

So the story goes that we were at this Christmas thing, kinda a yard sale, a artisanal market, and a bake sale all in one at the local church. There was also a place you could get wreaths, trees, and poinsettias outside but you had to order them ahead of time. I was young, like 8, and I had saved up my allowances to get something. When we got in, all the booths were arranged against the walls and in the centre so you walked in sorta a donut shape. We checked out a few things, and I saw this really nice basket. It was white and pink and purple and kinda small but with a big handle. It had no purpose, but it was really pretty and I wanted it. It must have cost like 3 or 4 dollars I think, so I started counting out lonnies and toonies and quarters, considering it. I think I walked away, them came back to it later and payed for it.  I went with my sister and continued to shop among the booths. I also checked out the cookies they had available and played outside. 

Somewhere along the way, I realised I was missing something, but didn’t want to draw attention to myself so I didn’t say anything. Later, we were walking through the booths again and I spotted this really nice basket. It looked kinda familiar, but mostly I was looking at it because it was white and pink and purple and was sorta small but had a huge handle. I was nervous when I approached the lady to ask if I could buy it. She said that someone else had already bought it but went off without taking it. I was sad because it meant I couldn’t have the basket anymore, but my mom knew me better than I knew myself. “That sounds like something you would do,” she said. All this brought over my sister, who commented “Didn’t you say you were going to buy that exact same basket earlier today?” Basically, I had paid for the basket then spaced out and walked away. The lady looked me over again, and said that she remembered me from before. I got the basket and went home.

I really think Anne would be good in this story. Like, she’s spacey like that. Like that one time she left the oven on? Yeah.

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What 2 things are you able to ne’er eat for breakfast?

Lunch and Dinner

What incorporates a face and 2 hands however no arms or legs?

A clock.

What tastes higher than it smells?

A Tongue.

What quite a space has no doors or windows?

A Mushroom.

During what month do individuals sleep the least?

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What’s orange and looks like a parrot?

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What goes up and ne’er comes down?

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What word becomes shorter after you add 2 letters to it?

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Two youngsters are born on an identical day from identical mother however they’re not twins. however is that possible?

They are triplets!

Johnny’s mother had 3 youngsters. the primary kid was named Gregorian calendar month The second kid was named might. What was the third child’s name?

Johnny after all.

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How much dirt is there in a very hole that measures 2 feet by 3 feet by four feet?

There is no dirt within the hole.

What has four wheels and flies?

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What gets wetter a lot of it dries?

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Which word within the lexicon is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

You can’t keep this till you have got given it.

A Promise.

What grows once it fares, however, dies once it drinks?

Fire.

What spends all the time on the ground however ne’er gets dirty?

Your Shaddow.

What animal turns concerning two hundred times around its axis once it dies?

a roast Chicken.

How many months within the year have twenty-eight days?

All Of Them.

A man goes go in serious rain with nothing to shield him from it. His hair does not get wet. however, will he do that?

He is bald.

What a part of Turkey has the foremost feathers?

The Outside.

Six fish are within the pool if 3 die what percentage ar within the pond?

Three.

What goes up and down however ne’er moves?

The Stairs.

Ten women tried to suit beneath a little umbrella, none of them got wet. however, did they are doing it?

It Wasn’t raining outside.

What kind of crystals doesn’t break when they hit the ground?

Snow, because they are ice crystals

How are minus zero, negative zero and below zero the same?

They are all ridiculously cold

Which of the following is not white? Igloo, a white dove, polar bears, milk, marshmallows, or snow?

Polar bears, because their fur is colorless. Each fur strand is actually transparent and pigment-free with a hollow core which reflects light.

What do December, January, and February have in common?

The letter R

A fiery shrub around Christmas time you see, it looks like flowers but it is just leaves that are on a small tree.

Poinsettia

It is worn outside the cold weather, sometimes it is made of plastic, fur, wool or even leather.

Winter Coat

What AM I Riddles

1. I was known to Greek philosophers a thousand years ago, I have numbers all in a line, and I can tell you if the rain will turn to snow. What am I?

I am a Thermometer

2. You can find me in abundance in Greenland, in a box, in a sweet treat but you’ll never ever find me in an oven. What am I?

I am An ice

3. You can see me up north bundled up, I live inside a white house, and my diet is mainly Paleo. Who am I?

I am an Eskimo

4. I am worn to mark a successful victory, I am also made of flowers and leaves formed into a circle, and I vary from big to tiny. What am I?

I am A wreath

5. I am a dreamlike fairyland but I can be horrific to many when I cover the land with ice. What am I?

I am the Winter.

6. We can be made of leather or can be made of wool, we come in pairs and keep you from cold. What am I?

I am Winter gloves

7. I have four sides, I am little and I can spin, and if you want to play just bet all your chocolate coins and hope you’ll win. What am I?

I am A dreidel

8. I am made of plastic or metal, I am used for play or for work, and you’ll usually see me in a sandbox but I am mostly out in the winter months. What am I?

I am A shovel

9. I am unexpected, ferocious, dreadful, bitter, violent and bad, for when I come I can ruin your plans. What am I?

I am Blizzard

10. I am white and beautiful as snow but I am not as cold as Ice. Who am I?

Show White

11. You can only do this every for four years over snow or ice, people do their very best to claim their price. What am I?

Winter Olympic Games

12. I am a massive, destructive and gigantic pile of fluff, and when I flow, get out of the way fast don’t move so slow. What am I?

An avalanche

13. I stand bright, decorated, tall and green, and only in December, BUT I’ll be the prettiest you’ve ever seen. What am I?

Christmas tree

14. I may stand out like a sore thumb, but I can make a dark room glow and guide the others to keep the presents coming to a continuous flow. What am I?

Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer

15. Simple or ornate, small or massive, fake or original, but one thing is for sure that if it is lit Santa won’t come down from it. What is it?

Chimney

16. I can be round, white and shaped like a ball, but yet I cannot be dribbled or bounced at all. What am I?

A snowball

17. I am rich but I cannot be poor, I can be dark and I can be white, I can be hot or I can be cold, but one thing is for sure having too much of me can be a little jittery. What am I?

Chocolate

18. I have potatoes and celebrated for 8 days straight, However bright light and lots of gifts await. What am I?

Hanukkah

19. I live and thrive in the winter as I grow down and sharpen but you’ll never see me in the summer because I’ll die in warmth. What am I?

Icicle

20. Firstly, You’ll see me outside standing even in the cold months. Obviously, I am made of a bunch of winter flakes and I like to keep warm with a knitted yarn. What am I?

Snowman

21. I am a place where you can find a syrup farm, geese, snow, even loonies, and toonies Then tell me What am I?

Canada

22. You’ll see me on Christmas on tables and wreaths but some people stand under me and might get a kiss. What am I?

Mistletoe

23. I am mostly made of soft comfortable material, I always come in pairs and I can also be used so you won’t get burnt. What am I?

I am an Apple

24. I am a catchy carol and a tune with that you can rhyme So that contains 12 grand gifts around Christmas time. What am I?

I am Yams

25. I am a ball that can be rolled, but never bounced or thrown. What am I?

Eyeball

26. I can be hot, I can be cold, I can run and I can be still, I can be hard and I can be soft. What am I?

Water

27. I can be any shape, I can a be surprise to your loved one, just fill me up and make sure to hold me real tight so I won’t fly away. What am I?

A Balloon

28. People come visit me but rarely stay long. I can be clean but am often very dirty. People usually reveal to me a part of them that they rarely show others. What am I?

Toilet

29. You find me once in the morning, twice in the afternoon but never in the evening. What am I?

The Letter “O”

30. I can be broken or attacked, I can be clogged or crushed, I can be given and I can be kept, sometimes I am warm and other times I am cold. What am I?

A Heart

31. Sometimes I go backwards but often I go forward, I can trip, I can dance. Just play the right music and I’ll even do the conga. What am I?

Feet

32. Fill me up with hot or cold, put anything in me I’ll make sure I’ll hold. What is it?

A Cup

33. I can be beady, I can be deep set, I can be a ball, I can be watery and twenty-twenty. What am I?

AN Eye

34. I can be late, I can be early, I can be astronomical or atomic and my insides are incredibly complex. What am I?

Clock

35. Clock can be sweet or not so much, I have nice curves and from my name you might think I make a ringing sound. What am I?

A Bell Pepper

36. Sometimes I am bright, sometimes I am dark, some think I am a man but others think I am a rabbit, and I’ve had a Buzz step on my face. What am I?

The Moon

37. I am sometimes powerful, I am sometimes complex or deep, I can be blind, lost, or profound. What am I?

Love

38. I am a beer, however many kids drink me and do not get drunk. What am I?

Root Beer

39. I can grow quickly and I can die slowly, I can be a terrible pain or a comfort and joy. You never find me all by myself. What am I?

A Relationship

40. I am said to be only one dimensional, and as itty bitty as can be, some say I am the basis of all that we see. What am I?

A string (from String Theory)

41. I am a ball yet I can’t bounce up and down, I am often yellow, white or brown. Even though they seem to be sad people still cut me so bad. What am I?

An onion

42. White and sparkly I can be, fluffy and soft, kids make angels out of me. What am I?

Snow

43. I can jump, I can climb, I swing from tree to tree with my many legs and I make a house much bigger than myself. What am I?

Spider

44. I have some branches, but I am without a trunk, leaves or fruit. What am I?

A Bank

I get dirty, I get clean, I can be delicate, I can be rough. People often shake me or smack me against my own kind. What am I?

Hands

People look forward to my coming, they light lights for me, they celebrate me, they often take a break and rest when I arrive and some say I am the most important thing all year. What am I?

Christmas

I have a comb but it’s never used for my hair, I have a cape yet I am not a superhero, and because I am so territorial you often see me chasing others away. What am I?

A Rooster

You can call me curly, you can call me bald, you call me gray and shaggy, long or short. What am I?

Hair

Round and round I go never stopping in a continuous flow. I hang out with numbers each and every day and nothing ever gets in my way. What am I?

The hands of a clock

I can be angled, I can be arched, I can be raised, bushy and plucked, and women spend a lot of time perfecting me. What am I?

Eye Brows

I am a fruit that can talk, calculate, tweet and it is well known that I don’t come cheap. What am I?

An apple product (iPhone, iPad, etc.)

They provide for you, they keep you safe, we celebrate them every June. What are they?

Dads

Sometimes my face is round or square, but you may even see me with a hexagonal face. I have 3 hands and I strike all sorts of digits. What am I?

Clock

I can be white, I can be dark grey, I can be luminous or ominous, bright or dark and people like to store all sorts of things in me. What am I?

A cloud

I am a stick combined with a sweetness ball. What am I?

Lollipop

If you give me a letter I will not keep it long, boxes help pay my salary and I travel so much but never very far. What am I?

A Postman

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