#top aziraphale

[ravenmelon]

Angel of the Eastern Gate (and a certain snake)

[ineffabildaddy]

‘they aren’t talking’ pining while fucking ficlet

i couldn’t resist writing something in response to neil’s “they aren’t talking” comment, especially after seeing this wonderful fanart by @and-his-hands-were-24-crows!!!

aziraphale pov! explicit content throughout!

summary:

You gasped as if wounded when I entered you, do you recall that? Do you remember how I mouthed the word ‘mine’ over and over and you couldn’t bring yourself to let your lids droop shut, lest you missed any of it? Do you remember how the tears I cried mingled with yours to create a perfect five-act tragedy?

Or: my own little interpretation of Neil's "they're not talking" comment. One may consider this a prequel to 'Despite Knowing Better...', if one were so inclined!

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thank you for reading!!! feedback and reblogs are so very appreciated<3

tagging the besties: @crowleyslvt @voluptatiscausa @crowleyholmes @sad-chaos-goblin @bowtiepastabitch @ineffable-rohese @foolishlovers @celestialcrowley @crowleys-bentley-and-plants @sabotage-on-mercury @createserenity @quoththemaiden @iammyownproblematicfave @amagnificentobsession

[theravenmuse]

The results are in!

Just over a week ago, I asked you all what your position and dominance preferences were for Aziraphale and Crowley. Those polls have run there courses and I’ve analyzed the results.

Data Interpretation

For position: Roughly 2/3 of voters prefer both Aziraphale and Crowley being ‘switches’ in position. Of the remaining 1/3 of voters, there is a very slight preference for both Aziraphale and Crowley in the ‘bottom’ position. The difference in voter preferences for position between Aziraphale and Crowley is statistically insignificant.

For dominance: Slightly over 40% of voters prefer both Aziraphale and Crowley as ‘switches’ in dominance. The difference in percentages for this preference between Aziraphale and Crowley is statistically insignificant. Of the remaining voters, there is an extremely strong preference for Aziraphale in a ‘dominant’ roll with roughly 88% of the remaining votes, leaving the preference for ‘submissive’ Aziraphale at only 12%. For Crowley, the inverse is true.There is an extremely strong preference for Crowley in the ‘submissive’ roll at roughly 94% of the remaining votes, leaving the preference for ‘dominant’ Crowley at only 6%.

In conclusion:

They’re switches, bitches! (But Crowley is the one saying ‘yes sir’)

*Note: I do write nearly exclusively bottom/sub Crowley with top/dom Aziraphale. This may have skewed the results as, to my knowledge, this poll did not reach far beyond my own followers.

Links to original poll results:

Aziraphale: https://www.tumblr.com/theravenmuse/730743867394179072/just-things-this-raven-finds-amusing

Crowley: https://www.tumblr.com/theravenmuse/730743585585184768/just-things-this-raven-finds-amusing

[luckkythirt33n]

Finally got my invite and posssssted my first Goomens Fic!!!

Haven't written in a long while but ahh it's all fun n games anywho.

Please enjoy, or don't, y'know whatever you want.

The Ineffable Restaurant AU is still WIP, might post a chapter soon if i'm feeling brave enough.

[the-apology-dance]

My Reactions To Some Fanfics….

My instant reaction to any Rated M fanfic (don't pretend we don't read them) that has smut and the tag of Crowley being the top in the relationship my brain just goes:

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS INFORMATION?!

[justalostlesbian]

We all know who's getting their hands pinned above their head

[aziraphales-library]

Do you have any ineffable husband nsfw fics with Aziraphale as the top? Can be longer fics or just oneshots.

Also preferably nothing too extreme (like bdsm or extremely fetishy stuff) and more just mild and sweet stuff

(also I absolutely love your blog)

Hello! There's a whole Top Aziraphale Collection actually! Some canon, some au recs:

the yet unknowing world by Ark [E]

A half-step is all it takes to get Aziraphale close enough to murmur into Crowley’s ear, “Put the light out when you go to bed, and I’ll come to you.”

The Rule Of Opposites by entanglednow [E]

In which they are opposing forces, not designed to touch, anathema to each other. Crowley refuses to accept it.

Along the Changing Tide by NaroMoreau [E]

Aziraphale and Crowley meet at Anathema's beach house as guests for the summer. Neither of them think they're ready for a relationship but when they find themselves sharing a room, things will get complicated.

A getting together, summer romance.

The Value of Wild Hearts by Lurlur [E]

Crowley has a crush on a very minor celebrity, a book expert on Antiques Roadshow. When the opportunity arises for Crowley to meet the object of his affections, he knows he'll have to bring something really special. Will it be enough to secure the attention of the delightful Aziraphale, or will fate have to intervene for the course of true love to run smooth?

Stronger Than Hurt by TawnyOwl95 [E]

Everything changed the summer that Crowley fell off the Eastgate's garage roof and broke his arm.

Fourteen years later he stood outside a tattoo shop with a picture of the drawing Aziraphale Eastgate had done on his cast, and hoped for a second chance.

Big Wave by snae_b [E]

Aziraphale has been champing at the bit to ride the big waves off the coast of Nazaré. It’s a shame that when the opportunity finally arises, it means teaming up with his nemesis. And that in this tiny seaside town, there are only so many available hotel rooms...

~Mod N

[crackiswack13]

Kinktober Day 18

Spanking-Good omens Aziraphale and Crowley

Warning: 18+,smut,punishment, Top Aziraphale,Bottom Crowley, spanking (obviously that's what this is about)

Training a Demon

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Crowley was bored he decided to sneak into Aziraphale's bedroom while he was attending to customers in his bookshop. He started digging through Aziraphale's closet he didn't find much of anything interesting until he stumbled upon a box. He smiled mischiefly.

"Bingo~"

He mumbled as he opened the brown cardboard box. His smile fell as his face turned red. He stared at the explicit letters about him that date as far back as 1941. The year he saved Aziraphale's books from those thieves. He pulled the letters out of the box. He couldn't believe what he was reading.

"Crowley what are you doing"

Crowley flinched and dropped the letters. He turned to Aziraphale who had an annoyed look on his face he had his hands on his hips. He didn't appreciate his privacy being violated. Crowley knew this was not a good sign. He was most definitely in trouble with his angel.

"I was-"

He was about to speak but Aziraphale shushed him by putting a finger to his lips. He leaned in close to his ear. He whispered to him.

"A certain demon needs to be taught not to go through others things without permission "

He whispered sternly. Crowley blushed more. Aziraphale stepped away from him. He put his hands behind his back as he looked at Crowley up and down. Crowley felt nervous under Aziraphale's stare he didn't know what he had in mind.

"Go sit on my bed"

He demanded Crowley's body shiver he never heard Aziraphale speak to him like that before. It excited him. He went to Aziraphale's bed and sat down. He watched Aziraphale dig through his closet he pulled out handcuffs and a blindfold. Crowley was surprised his angel would have stuff like that. The last person he would suspect to have sex toys would be Aziraphale.

"Angel where-"

He was cut off by Aziraphale's finger on his lips again. Crowley blushed at how close he was to him.

"You will only speak when I say you can"

He said sternly Crowley didn't know how to respond he just nodded his head. Aziraphale smiled at his compliance. He lifted his chin.

"Good boy~"

He cooed Crowley started to get turned on. It was obvious with the bulge in his pants. Aziraphale looked down he giggled as he rubbed his knee between Crowley's legs teasing him.

"My someone is getting turned on~"

He smiled cheekily Crowley grunted and closed his eyes. Aziraphale got up and moved away from him. Crowley felt sad Aziraphale moved away from him. He opened his eyes to see where Aziraphale had gone. He noticed Aziraphale held out a paddle. It had the word hussy on it. Aziraphale walked over to Crowley again.

"Bend over the bed and pull your pants down "

Aziraphale demanded. Crowley couldn't believe what he was hearing. His eyes widened as he noticed Aziraphale had a serious look on his face his cheeks turned red.

"Now"

Aziraphale said more sternly. Crowley didn't know how much he liked being told what to do until now. He made a mental note he would have to add it to his kink list later. He obeyed Aziraphale. He bent over the bed as he pulled his pants down. Aziraphale put the blindfold over his eyes then he felt handcuffs around his wrist.

"No boxers naughty boy~"

Aziraphale teased playfully as he lightly smacked Crowley's ass with the paddle. Crowley moaned lightly. Aziraphale rubbed his back gently.

"Count the licks I give you~"

Aziraphale demanded Crowley nodded. Aziraphale gently patted his butt playfully. He smiled as he pulled his other hand back and Crowley flinched as he felt the paddle make contact with his bottom.

"O-one"

Crowley stuttered Aziraphale chuckled as he petted his back. He pulled his hand back again. Crowley braced himself for the impact. He let out a squeak as Aziraphale spanked him again this time a little harder.

"Two"

He groaned lightly from the pain. Aziraphale pulled his hand back. He swung again this time Crowley let out a moan. Aziraphale stopped he was surprised at the noise Crowley made.

"T three"

Crowley tried to cover it up but Aziraphale was for sure not going to let it slide. He leaned into his demon's ear. He cooed to him softly.

"Awee does someone have a pain kink?~"

He teased as he licked his ear playfully. He felt Crowley shiver under him. He got the enjoyment of making him squirm. Crowley started to pant as his body felt more hot than usual. Steam was coming off his body. Aziraphale chuckled lightly. Aziraphale struck his bottom again without warning.

"F-four"

Crowley struggled to say as he was caught off guard by the sudden slap. Aziraphale noticed his butt was a little red. Aziraphale rubbed it soothingly. He hummed admiring his work but he wasn't satisfied. He struck him again.

"Five"

Aziraphile continued until Crowley counted to 20. Crowley didn't know how much he could take but he would bear it for his angel. Aziraphale noticed Crowley's butt looked like he got a sunburn he felt satisfied. Crowley felt relief he thought it was over until Aziraphale moved from him. He braced himself for the smack he was confused when it never came. He wanted to see where Aziraphale went as he felt a finger prod at his entrance. His face was back to cosplaying a tomato. Aziraphale chuckled as he inserted a finger he noticed Crowley didn't have a problem. He added another Crowley showed no discomfort.

"You finger yourself huh~"

Aziraphale whispered in his ear. Crowley didn't say anything as Aziraphale started scissorsing him spreading his hole. Crowley moaned lightly as Aziraphale found his prostate.

"Does this spot feel good?~"

Aziraphale asked teasingly as he continued to press against his prostate. Crowley bit his lip to muffle his moans. Aziraphale didn't like that he grabbed the paddle and smacked him again. Crowley let out a moan in response.

"I asked you a question "

Aziraphale said sternly. Crowley shivered his body was feeling too good he couldn't think properly. His senses were being overflowed as his vision was blocked.

"Yes it feels good please angel just fuck me already "

He begged Aziraphale was surprised by Crowley's manners. He never thought he would hear the word please from Crowley's foul mouth. He smiled happily as he petted his back as a reward.

"Good boy~"

He cooed softly. He got up and went over to his dresser to grab lube. Crowley whined from the loss of Aziraphale's touch.

"Hold on sweetheart I'll be there in a minute "

He cooed as he walked back over to Crowley. He pulled his trousers and boxers down. He lathered a genres amount of lube over his cock. Crowley wiggled his butt in anticipation for Aziraphale. He was rewarded with the feeling of Aziraphale's rod prodding his hole. Aziraphale gently rubbed his butt giving a good squeeze. Crowley pushed against him. Aziraphale chuckled.

"My eager boy like a dog in heat~"

He purred softly. He slowly started to enter Crowley taking his time feeling his cock invade Crowley's soft muscles. Crowley moaned as he felt Aziraphale enter him he was loving the feeling. Crowley laid his head on the bed as Aziraphale bottomed out inside him. He looked down at him. He leaned down and pecked his cheek.

"Aziraphale I love you"

Crowley moaned Aziraphale smiled at the sweet words.

"I love you to Crowley "

He said softly as he pulled out his dick but left the tip in. He quickly thrust into him without warning. Crowley let out a surprised loud moan as he wasn't expecting it. He gripped the sheets as Aziraphale continued thrusting into him. Aziraphale felt pleased being able to provide his favorite person with so much pleasure and love. He would do this every day if he could.

Crowley lets out a louder moan as Aziraphale increases his speed. His body moved along with Aziraphale's thrusts. He couldn't believe he and Aziraphale were making love. He couldn't get enough of Aziraphale's gentle touches towards him they felt nice just like he pictured in all of his countless dreams. Aziraphale started to get a little more aggressive as he gripped Crowley's hips.

Aziraphale started to feel his climax building up. He started to thrust as deep as he could go. Crowley squeezed around him he wanted to milk Aziraphale for all he had. Crowley arched his back as Aziraphale hit his prostate with no mercy to get him to his climax faster. He let out a slutty moan as he came on Aziraphale's sheets. He squeezed around Aziraphale as hard as he could. He felt Aziraphale fill him with his seed he couldn't enough of the feeling.

Aziraphale pulled out of Crowley when he was done. Crowley fell limp on the bed his legs quivering as he could barely stand. Aziraphale Hummed as he was proud of himself. He looked at the cum leaking out of Crowley. He grabbed tissues and whipped him clean. He pulled up his boxers and trousers. He pecked Crowley's cheek lovingly

"I'll run you a bath"

He cooed as he went to his bathroom. Crowley managed to pull his whole body on the bed. He snuggled into the sheets smelling them. He loved the lavender scent of his angel. He had a grin on his face that he couldn't get to go away for the rest of the afternoon.

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Author's note: ok I got tired of writing bottom Aziraphale and wanted to change things

[lesliedraws-lilithcurses]

The one time Crowley pretended the Bentley broke down on a warm Autumn day and Aziraphale just Knew™️ 🍂🍁

Let’s say it’s set sometimes after the church rescue, post war.

This one’s loosely based on Elvgren’s ‘mechanic pin up girl.’

[f0ul-f13nd]

A Social Construct - Ch. 12 - jealousy

“Jealous of anyone who gets their hands on you,” Crowley grumbles with a quirk of a smile. “Or vice versa. Jealous of the plankton who decayed into the fossil fuels that were processed into the petrol that powered the car that drove your mum to the hospital to give birth to you.” Aziraphale’s train of thought is violently derailed from the jealousy discussion.    “Plankton? I thought petrol was made from dinosaurs?” “Nope,” Crowley says, giving the ‘p’ a satisfying pop. “People hear ‘fossil’ and think ‘dinosaurs.’ But if you think statistically, there was a hell of a lot more prehistoric sea than land, and more plant life than animal. The biomass of phytoplankton outweighed everything else. Billions of tons of dead plankton built up on the sea floor and got buried, miles thick. Fossilized. Some of 'em combusted to heat your tea this morning, and I’m jealous of them, too. Lucky bastards.” Crowley’s voice is a growl, but his smile is carefree and open - as though he’s the one feeling lucky. As though he’s having the best day of his life. “I need to kiss you now,” Aziraphale realises suddenly. “You wonderful, brilliant man.” Crowley stops in the middle of the sidewalk, and the bustling commuters part around them like that prehistoric sea. “Yeah? Al- alright.” Graceless, Aziraphale grabs him by his collar and pulls him in. Snogs him silly right there in front of God and everyone, perfectly aware that Dr. Pratchett or Dr. Ellison could walk by at any moment. He doesn’t care. He wants to shout Crowley from the rooftops. Shout- “Az? Is that - you?” https://archiveofourown.org/works/45376648

[ravenmelon]

Its not a dress, its a kilt!

Some ineffable Wives as we inch closer to Christmas <3

[ineffabildaddy]

chapter 6/6 of my ineffable divorce sex series ('despite knowing better') is up!!!

christ i'm sweating like nixon waiting to see what people think of this but here we go

i finished it!!! explicit content incoming

summary:

Was she going to tease him, the picture of calm and ever-collected, until his chest and gut were fit to burst as well as his cock? Or was she going to unleash all her anger on him, ride him quick and urgent with her neck thrown back just out of reach, scratching at his back and unleashing a torrent of unforgiving grunts?

When Crowley drew her hips upwards, her walls slicking Aziraphale's shaft as she did so, and eased back down onto him again gently and carefully, Aziraphale understood instantly that she was going to do neither.

Then came her first command. "Look into my eyes."

Or: Everything comes to a head as 'the rules' are flouted in numerous ways.

this chapter is 3.7k words, total word count for this work is 10.8k words

feedback and reblogs are very much appreciated!!! love u all💙

tagging (no pressure to read): @sad-chaos-goblin @omens-for-ophelia @foolishlovers @sabotage-on-mercury @crowleys-bentley-and-plants @tangerine-ginger @greenthena @amagnificentobsession @iammyownproblematicfave @bowtiepastabitch @createserenity @actual-changeling @tismrot @ineffable-rohese @and-his-hands-were-24-crows

[theravenmuse]

And doing Azi as well because why not?

As with the Crowley poll, no ace option because I’m sure that’d be the majority of the results. Sexy angel poll only.

Crowley poll here:

[yourangle-yuordevil]

They are smitten, I believe <3

[felicitywilds]

how many licenses do you think aziraphale has? hes got one for possession of a firearm, and made them give him a test so he could get one to drive a car. what else has he done in order get a silly little slip of paper that says he can do something cool with a Human Invention? like i know hes a literal angel of heaven but do you think hes ordained

[izacore]

You know what? Sometime in the last 80, 90 years, I remember hearing that you and Crowley were an item. I didn't believe it then.