#toxic catholic yuri

[foileadeux]

forgot i havent belleposted. heres isabelle. she was forced to eat cement when she was 6

[wanderinggoddess]

what if Loustat but Nun Yuri

[aria-greenhoodie]

“Oh yeah I’ll try to focus on one au at a time I’ll focus on the Cursed Betty AU for a bit yeah that sounds like a plan”

Aria then proceeded to start an entire piece based on the Malevolent Goddess AU that they had made previously instead of focusing on the Cursed Betty AU like they said they would, because they are a stupid idiot baby man who cannot stay on one thing for too long due to their microscopic attention span

Anyway yeah another Petrigrof AU because I’m Normal :3 In this one, basically Golbetty needs some sort of sacrifice to survive as a goddess, and Simon is the only one willing to do so… although “willing” is a strong word :33

Anyway Click for Quality!

[mahoutoons]

you know how in a lot of magical girl shows the main character has more chemistry with a female teammate or best friend than her male love interest who they force on her even though he has the personality of cardboard? sayaka miki's arc is the opposite of that and i love it.

[getinthefuckingcarkitten]

Warning for fork spotted in kitchen, very dubious consent and gaslighting.

It had been lingering in the back of her mind, but it only hit her when Avery pushed her down on the bed, pulling on the straps of the clearly too sexy to be meant for sleep nightgown. That scent of perfume that wouldn’t leave her mind since the night of the party.

It came in flashes, not all at once. She remembered a few things at first. Being nervous at her second date, drinking a bit too much, tripping slightly on Avery’s dress. It was most of what filled her mind during the week, though that smell of perfume lurked in the background. Had Avery’s perfume always been that overwhelming? She wasn’t entirely sure, but it didn’t feel Ike it, usually.

But it just hit her now that she usually wasn’t that close to Avery. Even while dancing, they had to keep some respectability. Now, however, they were alone. Had they been alone before?

Another slight hint of a headache. Avery looked so… Hungry. That was good, in her books. That meant she liked her. She wanted her. So why did her body tense up?

Where had she seen this before? It was hard to remember. Right, she had been drunk at the party. A bit embarrassing, really. Avery was going to drive her home, though, so she wasn’t worried.

It got a bit blurry after that. Avery asked for a kiss-

Oh, there was a kiss. The memory made her blush. Why did she only remember this now?

Maybe because they were kissing again. Maybe she should loosen up. Avery was very skilled, she could tell. It was probably the only thing she could tell, as that was the extent of her experiences. The taste on her lips, previously dulled by the alcohol, was so very delicious. How could she have forgotten Avery’s taste?

A wandering hand reached her exposed bottom, squeezing hard, making her squirm. Just as she was about to tell Avery to take it slow, the grip on her bum eased and that same hand reached between her legs with a teasing motion, a ghost of a touch over her pussy. A jolt ran through her.

It had started to rain before they reached the orphanage, that was when they had started to make out. Similarly, a hand was reaching between her legs. Avery’s hand was between her legs, this time meeting the barrier of lacy panties. Was this what was making her rougher, then?

She pulled away, finding it too harsh, too dangerous. She had to keep in mind that losing her purity wasn’t an option, not if she wanted Jordan to be impressed. Avery retracted her hand, looking a bit strange, but she just kept driving until they were right behind the orphanage.

Avery easily slid two fingers over her pussy, in a rhythmic, up and down and up again movement. Despite the tension, she was wet enough that there was barely any resistance. And how could she resist? It felt really good as Avery gently circled her clit, pinching it gently between two fingers, sliding her hand down again and letting out a cute little laugh as they almost slipped inside her drenched entrance.

A thunder roared in the background as she brushed off Avery’s hand trying to reach for her again, thinking it was a joke. Her feet wobbled as she climbed out as if she was walking on clouds. She didn’t go very far. It took her a minute to realize that the dull pain in her wrist was a vice-like grip. Then she was jerked backwards in a single motion, thrown into the backseat of the car like a ragdoll.

A hand over her mouth made it hard to breathe, a familiar voice that she yearned to hear shushing her and telling her to be good. Wasn’t she good?

She let out a little noise as Avery hit a sweet spot, pressing the heel of her hand against her clit as she toyed with her folds, tracing them with their own slick. She had a lovely smile even when it looked more like a smirk.

Avery had a smirk on back then too, didn’t she? As she was held down, she could see her smug smile as she found the lace too easy to tear, as she kept shushing her with two fingers digging painfully deep despite the meager lubrication. What had she said then?…

“Shut up! God, are you crying? I thought a whore would be more used to this…” That sweet voice had told her. Was she crying? She couldn’t entirely recall. Was it the alcohol or did she taste the salt of tears?

That made her recoil a bit. Her gaze was unfocused, confused. Did Avery really say something like this?

“Are you alright, doll?” Avery’s voice sounded full of concern now. Not at all like that day in the car.

She nodded, settling back down. Avery smiled, more relieved than anything else, but gently caressed her thighs first before going back to her pussy. Thoughtful, careful- She couldn’t possibly have said something like that. She didn’t call her a whore.

Avery’s fingers slid in with ease, now, and she didn’t complain. That was probably fine, and it felt so good. Her back arched slightly as Avery pressed down on her clit again.

“Please stop”, “Let me go, please”, “I don’t want to”, all of these phrases rung in her head, but she couldn’t fathom why she would say something like this to Avery. She was so gentle and caring and so, so good with her hand, She wouldn’t say these things, not to Avery.

The sound of the rain muffled her whimpering in the car, muffled her thoughts about not ever wanting this in her head. With a cry louder than all of it, she came undone on Avery’s hand, in Avery’s arms. A hug and a kiss on her forehead pushed down the taste of salt even further. The perfume was truly not overwhelming, it was just right, enough to be remembered for a long time.

“Are you sure it’s alright, little sunshine?” Avery wiped down a few tears escaping her eyes with her thumb. “You look a bit out of it.”

She nodded lazily, her mind finally being able to focus on the present.

“Yes, I was just… A bit tired today. Had a bad dream.” She smiled, blearily.

“You poor thing.” Avery chuckled, sitting up straighter with one hand over her collarbone, so close to the neck. “I hope you have more pleasant dreams after we’re done.”

She could only nod. From now on, all she wanted was to have were pleasant dreams with Avery.

[nyan-bynary]

Which jjk women would be more likely to kiss kaori kenjaku?

[hecksupremechips]

What if I was your servant and you promised me a better life and I believed you and then you used me and resented me I saw you at your worst and I held the attention of someone you loved despite the fact you treat them like shit and so you took out your anger on me all the cruelty in the world and as I suffered you sat back with a cup of tea and smiled and you killed your beloved in front of me just to prove a point that they belonged to you and all I can do is watch and then when you just can’t stand the sight of me anymore you cry loud enough for the world to hear you that I’m the dangerous one, a wicked seductress, a witch, and I burn and burn and burn and you go home and laugh, relieved of this burden, the world sings your praises yet you are nothing but alone and miserable and I crawl my way in i appear in your mirror I breathe down your neck you bleed all my blood and you drown in it and it’s funny really how for someone who’s supposedly so evil all I have to do to provoke you is stare with honest eyes and that sight just pushes you over the edge and you have the fucking audacity to scream, plead for help, to actually sob about it like you’re the victim like you’ve always been the poor little victim and you tighten your rope and breathe your last breath and I embrace you from behind and drag my teeth across your neck and dig my nails into your chest and you wait for it to fade to black but your eyes refuse to close and I squeeze over your heart and feel it beat faster and faster and we laugh together and we both know I can see how pathetic you really are and I just keep holding you tighter because I don’t want to know what’d happen if I let you go I don’t think I could ever take my eyes off you again and you could’ve apologized to me even once but you never fucking did and you never will and the world will always see you as the beautiful tragic victim, the hero this town needed, and when they think of evil my face will always be the one they see every fucking time and so I refuse to let go and let you go on believing you’re a saint, committing every atrocity imaginable and using my name to do so, you’re going to hell with me and we will burn and burn and burn and we’re literally both girls 😳🙊🙀

[c0rinarii]

"the justice i admired didnt like me at all" holy shit. no. is the justice in question Iroha? Im going to be SICK

[dyke-ulaura]

Christians will use the bible to excuse their homophobia but I can’t name a single woman who kissed jesus. I can however name a man.

[likeabxrdinflight]

why don't catherine and rhea have proper supports tho. like. the untapped potential there. and I'm saying this as a certified rhea hater.

[gomacave]

Taps mic. Hi guys. im introducing u to my 70s shoujo flavor toxic yuri sfkr au where they go to all girls catholic boardiing school and seph gets obsessed w the virgin mary statue in the school chapel (JENOVA) and tries to ascend to meet her. Cloud is manipulated into helping her because he has a massive crush also. Thank you.

(Nobody claps) (audience is dead silent)

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

sorry if some of these are not toxic. i dont know them.

propaganda under the cut. there is so much

Junko and Mikan (Danganronpa)

Toxic yuri but it’s actually so toxic it ended the world for a while

Alicent Hightower and Rhaenyra Targaryen (House of the Dragon)

Doomed toxic Yuri with all the hate and yearning. They were childhood friends (whose actresses played them as having romantic feelings for one another) until parental abuse/patriarchy intervened and they became enemies yet still care about each other despite it all. Situationship so bad it caused a civil war. Gays divorcing without even breaking up. Also they have matching scars on their arms that they inflicted indirectly and directly. Basically if the realm allowed gay marriage they would have been an awesome ruling and happy couple. Childhood friends to enemies to friends to reluctant enemies (the love is there but it’s a tragedy - not enough to save them) idk they are driving me insane.

Misty Quigley and Natalie Scatorccio (Yellowjackets)

ACTUAL toxic yuri

Taco and Microphone (Inanimate Insanity)

Listen, I just want to see the controversy. There is a whole blog dedicated to tacomic discourse. I want everyone to bark and snarl and bite. I’m an avid tacomic shipper btw, I ❤️ toxic yuri

Jasper and Lapis Lazuli (Steven universe)

It’s all “toxic yuri <333” until the yuri is toxic /j

Rika Furude and Satoko Hojo (Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni)

They are baby married and living together (with no adults???) in the main Higurashi story but Gou focuses on their relationship and how focused on Rika Satoko is (spoilers: she is time looping and killing them both to do so and stay together)

TL:DR Codependent Doomed Toxic Yuri. Long version: They are extremely codependent childhood friends who literally lived together since they were preteens because they are both orphans. Both would rather kill themselves then live in a world where they aren't by each other's side. (Spoilers) In Higurashi Gou/Sotsu, they attend a prestigious catholic all-girld school together and become more distant towards each other. Timeloop shannigans occur where Satoko keeps trying to convince Rika to not go to said school- but every loop ends with Rika still wanting to go and Satoko killing herself to reset the loop. All of this eventually makes Satoko (who has horrible abandonment issues) trap Rika in timeloop so they can relive their childhood forever even if gruesome murders occur in every loop. There's even a gut pulling scene- they are literally the ship of all time.

[chicken-wayng]

speak your truth! people that only like young rhaenicent are lame and boring, let people ship toxic yuri! tbh the most fascinating dynamic is the one that older rhaenicent have… real shippers know

What I find enthralling about Rhaenyra is none of her relationships are not toxic. She's a daddy's mean girl with a bleeding heart she vehemently denies because her first love scorned her and that echoes in all her relationships. That's so lesbian and relatable; she's an icon. And Alicent is a Catholic, Clueless type with mommy (and daddy but mostly mommy) issues that vehemently denies she's a dirty sub and wants her first love to eternally punish her because of how she hurt her. Like that's good in every font.

I feel like people that ship only young Rhaenicent belong to one of three categories:

1) young people. These are under 18-19 peeps who like ya. Which is okay but Rhaenicent isn't just YA, it's such a versatile ship (friends to lovers to enemies to even more enemies, red line of fate, melancholy love and more). I feel like these folks will ship older Rhaenicent as they get older but ATM they're more focused on the part of their relationship that is most relatable to them.

2) pedos. These are the people that believe all women must shave and be more child-like, that feminine means submissive, weak, dainty and china glass delicate. These are the folk that ship Daemyra as a 40+yr old man and a -15 girl "because she says for him to take her during her wedding". These are the folk that say Rhaenyra picking Daemon has nothing to do with her gender envy/crisis or outright deny it because "she wears dresses!" These are the ones that I will hate on any day, any time, they're nastyyyyy

3) peeps that don't like toxic relationships. These folks are not thriving in this fandom. They absolutely adore Corlys and Rhaenys and Baela and Jace because those are like the only two non toxic canon ships. They make their own too but they're not as popular (Helaena/Baela is a non toxic, non canon one I find oddly adorable). These folks I understand, because I do think media does normalize/romanticize toxic (especially m/f) relationships.

[problematic-yuri-poll]

Problematic Yuri Tournament - Round Four Losers' Bracket

Kitanai Kimi ga Ichiban Kawaii vs. White Angels Have No Wings

Kitanai Kimi ga Ichiban Kawaii (manga by Hanasaki Manio) [explicit; gore/violence]

Mod submission; they're in love! they're mutually toxic and abusive! they're kinky! they would die for each other. truly this is one of the yuri manga of all time. quick content warnings: abuse, noncon/dubcon, severe bullying, surveillance, and plenty of girl vomit.

White Angels Have No Wings (manhwa by Gado) [suggestive]

Mod submission; these girls are SERIOUSLY toxic!! watch as lesbians at a catholic school manipulate and torment each other..

[makiquas]

why are utenanthy shippers so up madohomu's ass constantly on Twitter and Tumblr like LEAVE US ALONE!!! we get it!!! your show is older, more complex, more mature and explicitly queer!!!! it has intricate imagery and themes!!! it has toxic yuri!!!!

I have seen it and I don't care!!!! I want madohomu and their multiple timelines-doomed in every life-catholic school girl fighting godhood-angel and demon-codependent adolescent friendship!!! they are my favourite and I dont care if you think our show is poorly written or edgy (it's not) or queerbaiting (it's not) or trying to mock magical girl anime (it's not!!) LEAVE my girls alone I'm so serious. Not everything is a competition to prove your fave is better :/

[gravyhoney]

Hello Mason friend hi you said to fill your ask box so I will tell you an anecdote. I was reading your bumblebeeshipping fic and my partner asked if I was reading smut which was a really funny question since (to me at least) Arin is ace, Percy has Catholic guilt and they're both like 15 years old.

PERCY WITH THE CATHOLIC GUILT IS SO REAL ACTUALLY‼️‼️

First off, SO glad you liked it. I liked writing it. I was originally going to write toxic yuri (Sora and Jordana) but then I was like, pause. No. Boys kissing actually. And wrote that.

Second, ace Arin is SO real actually. The realest ever. Love that headcanon sm. Asexual icon of our century tbh.

So back to Catholic Guilt Percy because of COURSE I’m going to talk about that.

I was raised Catholic. In the south. In central Texas. Which like, doesn’t sound too terrible at first because the south looovves their Protestants and Baptists and does NOT like Catholics, but the church I went to growing up made such a big deal about being the ONLY Catholic Church in that town. So I grew up Catholic, guilt riddled, and with a complex.

And I was like, ‘Percy is also like this probably’

He absolutely has so so much guilt about ‘betraying’ Imperium and fraternizing with the ENEMY?? Ooohhhh boy he certainly feels guilty about that. He’s like an ex-Catholic kid who just left the church and is realizing the beauty of queer love to me.