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[primal-con]

Funny original caption here

[thatonearo]

[trashcanalienist]

[solradguy]

I should have played FF7 as a kid. Vincent would've sped up my Sol Badguy timeline by like a decade probably

[lesbianambulon]

help him

[some-tf-reblogs]

My only complaint about Legacy Evolution Senator Shockwave's figure is that i think that Hasbro should have added simple hinge articulation to his fingers like they did with Tarn's figure.

I think i'll fit Senator Shockwave's character to be able to pose him with some open hand gestures as opposed to just fists.

Or maybe he could even have index finger separated from the rest since he seems to do a lot of pointing in the comic lol

[magic-ace]

Knock Out Transformers 🤝 Paintbrush Inanimate Insanity

Targeted by mischaracterization from their respective fandoms in order to make their behavior more "palatable" and "cute" (while, additionally, buying into queerphobic stereotypes)

[coldclawer]

Trolley problem but the trolley is astrotrain and he transforms and kills everybody

[winter1234lo]

”You want me?! Hashtag, Get out of here” Starscream tried to save Hashtag by using a line he saw in human action movies

[s0ftsh4de]

dressed in a parody of his former armour, the prince, he walks through the throneroom to the horror of his former men.

a delicate chain mail vest hangs over his lithe, formerly hardened, frame. jewels, rings, bracelets. a small silk tabard drapes over his shoulders and finishes briefly below the waste, covering and yet flashing his modesty. a dainty thong nestles between his cheeks. instead of a crown, only golden curls sit atop his head now.

he squeals with delight, like a giddy servant girl, when he sees his captor, sat on his throne.

"oh my lord, how powerful you look today"

he simpers over his jailor before sitting across his knees; sat in the lap of the man who killed his father.

he barely notices his former men, except to give them lingering, searching glaces; hungry ones, without recognition.

"show the knights your new devotion, princess"

the prince, he chooses treason. he wriggles and cooes and nestles between his new father's legs. a gasp and then a whimper as something unseen enters his rear. his eyes roll back into his head, he smiles.

"the prince is now mine. there is nothing left to fight for, there's more than one way to eradicate a claim."

the remaining knights shake silently with rage. two of them turn to leave. their prince, formerly pretender to his uncle's throne, sits, a groaning, dripping mess, upon his lap.

"oh daddy, my king, i love you."

the prince reaches to kiss his king, he embraces him, exploring his mouth with his tongue.

"my darling king, come, fill me deeper, i am yours my king, take me, make me yours"

a knight licks his lips.

[sirgawainofgalifrey]

At an Autobot debriefing:

Ultra Magnus: Attention everyone. If we are going to be operating on Earth, we need to adhere to their rules

*pulls out a copy of I, Robot*

[yupekosi]

contrary to popular belief, it requires neither magic nor being a girl to be a magical girl. it's all about vibes

buffy the vampire slayer is a magical girl. gwenpool is a magical girl. spider-man is a magical girl. do you get it or do you know nothing

[lagsemantics]

Chromedome is both the Girl and the TV of the TV Girl.

[the-ghost-of-a-cyber-princess]

thinking about half human clawdeen made me realize that maybe that distinction, albeit clunky, was needed

we never see any of the werewolves, nor werecats, transform into humans over the course of all previous mh gens even though, due to their namesakes, they should in fact also be human instead of solely being wolf and cat people

I wonder if in g3 that is another distinction? like some monsters are literally just wolf people but some monsters are actual werewolves and can change back and forth?

[some-tf-reblogs]

I have seen many mistransformed figures in sales photos but i still can't get over this one.

[thatonerobot]

>> hi i just wanna say im a multishipper and rarepair enthusiast if any transformer fans have rarepairs (or crossships as well i have a friend on discord that ships tfp ratchet and crk dark cacao) and wants to tell me about them plz do infodump all u want tell me what they'd like most about each other tell me what song you think matches their relationship tell me what their first date would be like

>> just no pr0ships is all i ask, as long as it's legal and not ab-sive feel free to tell me bout it