#transporter shenanigans

[bluestrawberrybunny]

How I think it would go down if some of the SMG4 crew in the Apprenticeship AU met their canon counterparts:

SMG4:

Canon: Wait... hold up... you're engaged to SMG3?

AU: Yes

Canon: You're friends with Mr. Puzzles?

AU: Yup

Canon: And you've not only died multiple times but you've also accidentally adopted two meme guardians who were made by a virus that is also Bob's half brother, and you lost your memory for several months?

AU: That sums it up yes.

Canon: What the fuck...?

AU: What?? You went crazy and built a fucking meme factory and used Leggys as slaves. You don't get to talk

SMG3:

Canon: ...

AU: Yup...

Canon: You really hate being a villain again???

AU: You couldn't kill 4 either.

Canon: Shut up!

Canon: Alsp how the fuck did you get the cafe to be so busy??

AU: SMG4, SMG5, SMG6, and Mr. Puzzles held an ad campaign for it

Canon: Oh fuck that! I'd rather die than ask SMG4 and especially Mr. Puzzles for help!

Puzzles:

Canon: And then Mario had to come in and ruin everything! I was so close to being loved by everyone!

AU: ...

Canon: I swear to god I am going to murder that stupid fat italian!

AU: ...

Canon: ... what...?

AU: I'm engaged to said fat italian and am now a part of the SMG4 crew...

Canon: YOU FUCKING WHAT???!!!

AU: Strangely enough I even turned down the whole loved by everyone thing because of the power of friendship...

Canon: I fucking hate you!

[imagoddamnonionmason]

Safe House Shenanigans: The Radio.

Jodie, stirring her coffee with a bit more vigour than needed: He's done it again, changed the damn channel. I was listening to that song and enjoying it. Vasili (@welldonekhushi's oc), who is stood next to Jodie: *nods and then goes over to change the station* Jodie and Vasili stand and wait, as Aleks comes to join them for a refill.

Aleks (@alypink's oc): are you two alright? You're staring at Adler intently... Jodie: we're making sure he doesn't change the cha- there. he's done it again. Charles (@deeptrashwitchs oc): you could just...change it back. Adler always chooses the worst channels to listen to. Anything any of you would choose would be better. Jodie, pouting: I don't really feel like taking part in radio warfare. He'll just end up stealing it away and keeping for himself no doubt... Charles: steal it first then. Vasili and Jodie look at each other quickly, a silent conversation happening as a mischievous glint shines in their eyes. Aleks: Charles... what have you done? Charles, as he watches Vasili and Jodie walk away: Gods work.

[all-all0s-eyes]

@tenowls

You make such lovely Murderbot art and one of your pieces (I included a link!) inspired a story! Thank you!

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

okay, which Aya/Aka post is this ab--

Oh. Okay, then, never mind.

[mxwhore]

Does Martin transform slowly into fog tiger like Jon did while in the safehouse/somewhere else, or does Jon go to get him from the lonely only to discover “whoops ur bf’s a cat now”

both options can coexist ♡

[snitchesandstitcheswrites]

He allows the presence to get closer, closer…

Harry grabs at the arm that peeks around the curtain⁠—there’s a yelp and a flurry of swears⁠—and uses that leverage slam a squirming ginger against the shower wall, pinning him place with a forearm across his collarbone.

“George,” he says evenly, not at all surprised by the quarry he’s caught. “Which part of ‘I’ve been living in an active warzone’ made you think it’d be a good idea to sneak up on me in the shower?”

“Huh,” George says, unusually meek. He’s already soaked to the skin, his t-shirt and pajama pants clinging wetly to his frame as the spray from the shower continues to fall overhead. “I’ll admit, this might not’ve been the most well-thought out of pranks.”

Harry considers him for a long moment. He holds out his free hand and sure enough, a potion vial flies into it, dropped at some point during the brief scuffle.

“And what’s this supposed to do?” he asks. Glass vial, pale blue liquid, pink reflect, no time to brew so he already had it in his possession…

“It’s just a hair color potion,” George swears. “Innocent as they come!”

“Bit tame for you lot, though, isn’t it?” Harry muses, lifting a brow. 

“We thought you could do with a bit of a laugh,” George explains, a touch put out. “‘S’not like we’re trying to hurt you. In hindsight, we could’ve⁠—” He glances down towards where Harry’s still got his arm pinned across his chest, then glances lower. “—could’ve gone about it better,” he finishes, his voice not unlike a squeak.

Despite himself, Harry feels the corner of his mouth twitch up. “Hmm.”

Knowing better than to take his eyes off his target⁠—especially when that target’s a Weasley twin⁠—Harry lifts the vial to his mouth, uncorking it with his teeth.

“Just a color change?” he checks.

George swallows; Harry can feel his throat flex under his hold. 

“Just a color change,” he confirms. 

“Cheers, then,” Harry says, and downs the potion in one gulp. He doesn’t feel it take effect, which tracks with what he remembers, but a quick glance up tells him that his fringe has turned a vibrant shade of purple.

George is watching him with wide, almost fascinated eyes. “...Suits you,” he eventually says.

“Thanks,” Harry says with a wolfish grin. “Now get out of my shower.”

[alarming-prism]

everything i've ever learned about cars has been against my will

[thegremlinprince]

Starting a conversation on discord about Star Trek Muppets, and getting my friends in on it isn't how I expected the day to go, but it's certainly a good thing.

Ufhdhd thinking about a tribbles episode-

[lixenn]

Public transport has reached new horrors. Some morons have found themselves on the tracks so no trams can get into the main station which is where I need to be for my changeover.

So, here I was totally lost in some station which I've only ever known by name trying to figure out what to do.

I am proud to report that not even once my anxiety reared its ugly head. No, the only feeling creeping up in me was confusion and annoyance.

In the end I found the subway I needed to take and I even caught the train I was planning to take, so it worked out.

Even funnier coincidence: I met an old friend of mine that used to study with me! I haven't seen her in ages since she changed from biomed to social studies. We chatted, just catching up and turns out she's married now!! I was so baffled even though I knew she had a boyfriend but I thought she was joking at first (she teased me a lot back in the day).

All in all, this hasn't turned out too terrible and I will get home eventually.

...

I hope

[y0noirs]

Scene 1: Herta Space Station What happens when you let two people born yesterday loose onto the space station? Stelle and Caelus have just the answer for the researchers of Herta Space Station. (Shenanigans. The answer is shenanigans.)

word count: 10615 (+4270) characters: stelle, caelus, asta, and a whole lotta NPCs notes: oh man it feels Weird to update when i don’t have a completed chapter in the backlog. i know i said that anything goes for this fic, which is why i woke up today was like “yeah, sure, i’ll update today” but it still feels weird LOL. anyway we have herta space station shenanigans, which is honestly the best kind of shenanigans imo. also i think this chapter shows how much i really like asta. sorry. i really like asta she totally dominated my W6 cocolia boss fight out of nowhere

[thornilee013]

Hi happy Wednesday! I’m sorry last week’s ask was kind of short, I’ve not been having the best week to be completely honest. I hope that your holiday was wonderful! I look forward to your WIP Wednesday every week and I hope that it’s a fun way for you to write 🤍🤍🤍

I’m not sure if you’ve started your move yet, but I hope that it goes well when you do! Remember to pack glass items with towels to pad them and you can buy cheap, brand new socks to stuff into glass cups so that they’re supported internally as well. Your socks can also go in the toes of shoes that you don’t want to get crushed in a move. Hats and scarves also do a great job of cushioning fragile items. If it’s going to be warm when you move, you can wrap candles and put them in freezer bags or coolers to keep them from melting. Sorry for the unasked for advice, hopefully it’s helpful and not annoying!🤍

Could I get some baby Jean when you have the time? Thank you🤍🤍🤍

prev | Baby Jean | WW 27.12.2023

Another part of watching the fish that Jean hadn't appreciated when he'd visited the aquarium before was watching all the different ways that they breathed. Can it even be considered breathing if they aren't above water? Jean pondered to himself, watching as the gills of one of the fish closer to him expanded and deflated like a blacksmith's bellows.

But as he watched, he spotted a glimpse of his reflection in the glass. Nothing about his face was remarkable, in his opinion. His short black hair that was normally combed back and away from his face threatened to fall into his grey eyes, especially after the long car ride had gotten rid of any styling he'd done that morning. Aside from that, he had a scattering of freckles and a nose that was already starting to resemble his father's.

MASTERPOST

[halfdeadfriedrice]

filling out an application to join my work LGBT diversity committee and one of the application prompts about prior experience reminded me about the time i tried to join the local bi group meetup and the leader of the group ... was somehow both overly concerned with bi erasure and yet was so actively biphobic....

[greencreeker]

Don't have to work at all this week cause our roads are icy as fuck. Happy Christmas to me!

[regallibellbright]

Both my brother and father are frequent GMs for the ttrpgers in our social circle. They also each play in the other’s game.

This leads to fun situations like a week or two ago when my brother brought up giant undersea scorpions being a thing that exists in casual conversation.

Dad: That’s coming up in a game.

Bro: (His girlfriend, who plays in Bro’s) already forbade them.

Mom: *laughing* I love that you both went straight there. You and she just knew he’d do that.

Me: Who do you think he learned from? And who plays in his games and therefore KNOWS exactly what he’d do?

Bro is, I believe, the one who suggested to Dad back when we were still kids the phrase “carnivorous crickets,” before realizing he was giving the GM ideas. Horrifying arthropods are in fact part of his GMing style.

So anyway, Dad’s the GM tonight, Bro’s visiting his girlfriend, so I just heard the alarm go off and Dad go “time to go kill some adventurers.”

I told him to have fun.

[kiutotakulady]

So...my loyal heater fan of 5 years that I use in the gaddamn freezing office break & now am depressed & cold & sad & mad & miserable &

[nerdie-faerie]

I'm tryna sort out travel for the month between accommodation tenancies and I can travel home at a reasonable and time but to come back I either have to get a coach at 7am or arrive at 5am 😭 it's not looking good