#travis burton

[vinehasnohopeleft]

i'm going back to my fnaf phase, help.

so have Travis trying to convince Sam and Duncan to go to one of the haunted pizza places.

[chronicalchaos]

Peculiar Incorrect quotes

Been rewriting the Wick peculiar AU, really want to write something about it, but I have no idea what to actually write, so...have this instead

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Duncan: *Screams*

Travis: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Sam: Should we do something?

Tom: No, I want to see who wins.

Duncan: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Duncan and Travis, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Sam: Our turn, Tom! One, two, three- vanilla!

Tom, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

Duncan: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Travis: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Sam?

Sam: Probably “road work ahead”.

Tom: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

Duncan: Listen, I can explain...

Travis: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?

Sam: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!

Tom: You guys are getting paid?

Tim: You know, not every problem can be solved with a gun.

Tom: That's why I carry two guns.

Tom: Someone will die.

Tim: Of fun!

Tim: How do I deal with my enemies?

Tom: Kill them

Tim: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Tom: Kill them only a little?

*The twins attempting to finally get rid of Mary and James*

Tim: So that’s my plan.

Tom: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Tim: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Tom: It fucking sucks.

Tim: That’s not constructive criticism.

Benny: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Caleb: *turning to Lillian* How tall are you?

Benny: You have to apologize to Caleb

Lillian: Fine.

Lillian: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

James: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

James: This is bothering me.

Mary: Well, you are digging up a corpse.

James: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

James, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Mary: But – that’s just a trash can.

James: It sure is!

James: I prevented a murder today.

Mary: Really? How’d you do that?

James: self control.

James: God, give me patience.

Mary: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

James: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Tim: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Caleb: 'Prettiest Smile'

Benny: 'Nicest Personality'

Lillian: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Tom: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Duncan: We need a distraction.

Sam: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Travis, whispering: My time has come

*Trio running through the woods*

Duncan: I trust Sam.

Travis: You think they know what they're doing?

Duncan: I wouldn't go that far.

[marvelousbelladonna]

These was an adorable dog front row

[counterspelling]

TLOVM Watch Party

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

Peyton Sawyer being one of the captains of the Taylor / Travis ship is something I never saw coming

Also, “get a man who lights you up when you win” So true, Hilarie. So true.

[jonathantaylorthomas]

people who LOVE love are awesome

[dailymarisharay]

[bixbiboom]

Matt, Marisha, Travis and Laura supporting Mica Burton at the Picard premiere

[awaywithepixies]

Been anxiously debating whether or not to comment on this, but given how much worse things have gotten, I can’t ignore it anymore. As a Palestinian Critter who’s already been disappointed by Ashley, Mica (who posted support for Israel in her stories), Aimee (shared stories on neutrality but focused mainly on the Jewish side only), and Sam’s wife (shared neutrality for peace in her stories) I can’t help but wonder if showing the Empire State Building lit up in my people’s oppressors’ colors on the last slide is deliberate. I hope not.

I know they don’t wanna hurt their brand, which is why they haven’t directly said anything about any of this, but if I’ve learned anything since the 7th, it’s that you don’t really know the people you looked up to.

These guys play characters who stand up against oppression, for crying out loud. I don’t know how to feel. I don’t wanna say goodbye to these nerdy-ass voice actors, but I will if I have to.

Please prove to me that I don’t have to. 🇵🇸💔

EDIT (DISCLAIMER): I am NOT in any way trying to make anyone not watch/support CR! I’ve personally decided to take a break from stop watching it, but that doesn’t mean you have to! I was simply trying to find some comfort from the community during this stressful time. Much love!

EDIT 2: I’ve gotten what I needed from this post. I hope y’all read my responses in case of any misunderstandings. ALSO. DO NOT USE THIS POST TO ATTACK ANYONE—not other Critters, and ESPECIALLY not anyone affiliated with CR!! We’re better than that! Thank you to those who reached out and for your support! Bidet!! ❤��❤️❤️

[pocketgalaxies]

"you always have the red gay and the blue gay. tell me i'm wrong!"

"i can't. i can't!"

[vinehasnohopeleft]

[chronicalchaos]

Wick Peculiarity AU - Prey and Predator

Welp, this is quite long, i guess. @mossyscavern did a wonderful skit from the old version of this AU, and now I'm finally writing something about it, enjoy!

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"We have to leave" Tom hurried them in a whisper, Sam held Lillian's hand as all the children gathered in the hall, watching as Duncan taps his foot anxiously and Travis yawns, adjusting his cracked glasses. He could hear the commotion downstairs, it sounded like a not so friendly conversation between John and other two people.

"What? I don't want to leave!" Caleb whispered back, starting to follow Tom as he heads to the stairs. But, before he could even reach the middle of the hall, he stopped, putting his hand in front of Caleb and grasping tight on his shotgun's strap.

"Shit– everyone to the window, now!" Tom's shoulders tensed, starting to push Caleb closer to the group as he hurries closer as well. "The youngers first, quick, it won't take long until it notices us!"

Before Sam knew, Duncan had already scooped Lillian on his lap and snatched Travis's arm, dragging him with them. As Tom passes by him, Benny grabs one of the bookshelfs between a pair of doors, throwing it at the stairs, blocking the way.

"There's no way we'll be able to get down safely, it's too high!" Duncan warned, but before anyone could answer, Lillian raises her legs, her big and heavy shoes unbalancing Duncan, sending him, Lillian and Travis, from whom came a rather loud crack as he hit the frame, out the window. Caleb didn't hesitate and ran to the window, extending his arms outside, trembling as the thing screeches, attempting to clear it's path and feast on those hopeless souls.

Inhaling as deep as he can, an ear-piercing guttural scream scratched out of Tom's throat, Sam shivers as the thing screeches back, but he could swear a second screech came from somewhere out the window, Tom stepped infront of Sam, swiftly pulling his gun from his back, muffling a fairly wheezy cough before turning to Sam.

"Listen carefully, that thing is going to find a way up soon and I'll have to buy time for you" He clearly did not include himself in that sentence... Sam wanted to protest, but with the way Tom grasped on his shoulders and the distressed expression painted on his face, all he did was nod vigorously. Caleb, with Benny's help, climbs on the window and pushes himself outside, vanishing from their view. "Find the crack. Not the one we came through, the other. Get everyone to safety, I'll catch up to you later."

Benny gives one last glance to the two, finally deciding to slide out the window. Just as he vanishes, the bookshelf snaps in half, wood pieces flying everywhere. Tom pushes Sam closer to the window, pointing the gun to the stairs, just as the redhead starts to climb on the frame, his eyes lock on a horrifying vision, a shadow of long tentacle like tongues moving in the air as a slim body reveals itself projects itself on the wall and ceiling at the end of the hall.

All he heard was a gunshot, his skin burning as he slides on something that feels like gravel, and soon, he was on the ground, being lifted by Benny as another gunshot was fired and something seemed to climb on the roof.

Sam scanned their surroundings, glacing over everyone in the group, Benny now had Lillian on his arms and a rope on his shoulders, Caleb sucked an agitated worm back down his throat, Duncan was grossly attempting, and succeeding, to put Travis' broken arm back into place– He found it.

A tiny light glowing between the trees, translucent green waves whispering his name, he found the way out.

[marvelousbelladonna]

Who’s pooping in Exandria?

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

Peyton Sawyer approves 😭

[tiamat-zx]

Looks like we have the perfect selection of guests this go-around.

Liam for “Those Who Walk Away”, Marisha and Robbie for “Pass Through Fire”, and Sam and Travis for “Into Rimecleft”.

I cannot wait to watch this watch party.