#twlc

[kiminori1973]

北上したので、念願の #ニッカ ＃宮城峡蒸溜所 へ立ち寄り。 2本の川に挟まれた、お水が美味しい場所という点は #サントリー #山崎蒸溜所 と同じだけど、より自然豊かでゆっくり時間が流れている感が。 #竹鶴正孝 さんの夢の結晶を感じられるひとときでした。 #鶴 #伊達 #竹鶴17年 を最後にいただきました🤗 炭酸水もマザーウォーターである新川の水を使っているのか美味しかった。 #twlc (ニッカウィスキー宮城峡蒸溜所) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp9m3stv2fI/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[hidetoshiyamada]

[therhythmafterthesummer]

I know you said they would need to keep a low profile but like could you imagine how hilarious they would be if the they got like a TLC reality tv style show following the pack. Idk maybe the format like the office would work better.

Like pretty just deadpanning to the camera that she is so exhausted and in the background of a secondary shot right after there’s Ji being chased down the hallway by Seungmin for borrowing a comic without asking or like loosing some receipts he needs for his client. Or Chris just in a closet in the middle of pack game night and saying “if you fake the illusion of quiet, it’s almost like the real thing.”

LMAO this got a good chuckle out of me

it'd be airing in TWLC (Travel and Wolf-Living Channel) hhehheheheh

[htbbth]

(Xユーザーの鱸@酒蒸書房:月東-Z33bさん: 「ウイスキーを紹介するのに役立つフレーバーマップ。 味の感じ方は人それぞれ、同じ銘柄でも異なる位置を示すのが面白い 夏コミも終わったので最新版を放流、ウイスキーとの素晴らしい出会いのための地図として、皆が公開してくれると嬉しい #TWLC https://t.co/kXT95Tj2Nk」 / Twitterから)

[teenswholovecrimejd]

JD: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Kingston : What's that?

JD: Remorse code.

Kingston : I'm even angrier now

<<>>

JD: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Kingston , not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

JD:

JD: fsh

<<>>

JD, pointing: May I sit there?

Smalls: That's my lap

JD: That doesn't answer my question, smalls

<<>>

JD: Change is inedible.

Kingston: Don't you mean inevitable?

JD, spitting out coins: No, I did not

==

JD: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Smalls: Okay.

JD: And make out during the scary parts.

Smalls: Th-

Smalls: The scary parts.

Smalls: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

<<>>

Smalls: *Screams*

Jd: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Kingston: Should we do something?!

Akuma, observing: No, I want to see who wins this

==

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Smalls: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Jd: ...I did. I broke it.

Smalls: No. No you didn't. Kingston?

Kingston: Don't look at me. Look at Akuma.

Akuma: What?! I didn't break it.

Kingston: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Akuma: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Kingston: Suspicious.

Akuma: No, it's not!

Tags: If it matters, probably not, but Afro was the last one to use it.

Afro: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Tags: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Afro: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Tags!

Jd: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Smalls.

Smalls: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Tags: Smalls... Kingston's been awfully quiet.

Kingston: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Smalls, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Smalls: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Smalls:

Smalls: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here

<<>>

Smalls: We need to distract these guys

Jd: Leave it to me

Jd: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Kingston, Akuma, and afro: *Immediately begin arguing*

Tags, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all

[1995lahaine]

it’s so fucked up that the jj writers made trish and jess sisters when trish literally cannot sleep with a man without thinking about jessica. like what the actual fuck

[cwritesfiction]

“Well it wouldn’t be fair to everyone else if I didn’t have at least one flaw.”

Kleos // The Warlord Contracts: Iron From Fire

@brynwrites

[draculasgroom]

Dark Carnival Writing #2.

The crowd's laughs would howl around the building. The last handful of living people would just now start realizing how this was a mockery. This sent concern over the few. Soon the spotlight would remove itself from number one. Back, back to the original stand. The host was now standing there. He'd scan his notecards again, before taking a breath in and beginning to read. "Now, let's meet contestant number two. He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak who works for the Dark Carnival. He says women call him Stretch Nuts. Sharon, let's hear your question" The man would follow his routine of walking off of the stand. Soon after he stepped off, Sharon stepped on. Flipping her hair behind her shoulder. The brown hair would rest messily on her back, and she'd look down at her notecards this time. Sharon would look back up, and clear her throat. "I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions, a man who expresses himself in his own special way. Number two, if you fell in love with me. Exactly, how would you let me know?" The spotlight would bolt from Sharon to contestant #2. Contestant number two was obviously a huge guy. But, he had been slouched over, leaning on his stand. Not paying attention the entire till until the spotlight had just been shining on him. The man had long hair, reaching his mid-back, with off-green bangs. He seemed to be missing an eye, with a side of his skull visible. Enough to make someone a bit sick. He had been wearing clown makeup as well, but who isn't around here? He sported a plain black t-shirt, a pair of dark jeans, and doc martens. He seemed, normal-ish? Despite his face of course. He leaned down to the mic, due to his height. Reaching about 6'10-6'11. But that's just a guess, right? The man would clear his throat, quickly thinking of an answer to the question he didn't even bother to pay attention to. "First thing, I could never love you. You sound like a Richie-bitch, yo." The words "FUCK YOU" would billow out through the crowd, instead of the man saying them. "Butttt, if I did.. I'd prolly show you that I care. How? By taking all the others motherfuckers outta here. I'd go through you phonebook, and whack em all. Find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw." A voice, contestant number ones voice, could be heard from the dull lighting of the other side of the stage. "What?!" Contestant number two would smile at the response before continuing his answer. "Anyone who looked at you would have to pay. I'd been fucking blowing fucking nuggets off all day. I'd grab your titties and stretch 'em down past your waist. Let 'em go, and watch 'em both spring up in your face. I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can. Get cha' naked, and hit it like a CAVEEMANN." He'd turn away from the crowd, obviously trying not to break character. As, he does find this entire situation hilarious. He took a moment to collect himself, but not a long enough one to cause a disruption to the show. "Then we'd go to the beach and walk through the sand. I'd throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin'. As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back. And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!" The crowds laughs would come back, echoing through the building. Bouncing off the walls, repeating themselves. It was a sickening manor. Contestant number two could also be seen laughing some, but I mean, who wouldn't. The spotlight removed itself from #2. Back to the original stand once again. Our host, "Well it sounds like contestant number two is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon. It's a tough choice so far! Sharon, let's have your last question and see which one is going to win the rights to your neden.." Sharon, oh here comes Sharon. "Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would your pick up line be?" (Well) "Whoever's the smoothest wins!" Soon all the lights on the stage would come on. Revealing both of our wonderful contestants. But, for courtesy, number one shall start us off.

"Okay, first I'd sliiiide up to the bar, and tell you I can't believe how fucking FAT you are! I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake, and if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Ricki Lake. I-" Contestant number two would butt in, and cut of #1 mid-sentence to voice his opinion. "Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick. I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick. And then to get your attention in the crowded place? I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face." This conversation soon would become a back and fourth argument between #1 and #2. "Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yo, that'll get her." "Tell her that's she fat, YEAHHH, that'll work even better." "Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap. Shit, you don't want contestant number two he's mad wack. I walked into a barn, and there he was. Standing up on a bucket, eugghhh, tryna fuck it! It was a big fucking smelly ass farm Llama." "DAMMMNN DAWWGG, how you gonna diss yah mama?" The crowd's laughs would recollect again, repeating the same old annoying cackles, to finish off our show. After that, the lights on the stage would turn off, and the curtains would close. The room fell near silent as the souls would exit, but if you stayed a moment longer, you'd hear the casts laughs. They sounded joyous, and like they actually had fun preforming that. But, what do we know? . . . the end whoop whoop

[clearwaterwhispers]

Let’s Just Go Fishing/Hunting & Camping Everyone - Social Distancing is highly recommended with all your dearest family & friends right now - It’s really the best place to be right on the water enjoying the fresh salt air, having a laugh bonding & creating great memories whilst hunting, gathering & fishing and enjoying what our wonderful Mother Earther & Our Ancestors have been shoeing us all in our lifetime ❤️ #clearwaterislandlodgemeterplus #familytime #ancestors #tiwifamily #fishing #hunting #gathering #tiwiculture #culture #letsfightthis #bestrong #beleaders #strongleadership #tiwileadership #tiwipeople #tiwileaders #twlc #tiwiforever (at Clearwater Island Lodge) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-PhehThn6d/?igshid=9ppz15zg9ory

[kiminori1973]

コレは美味しいノデス❤️ #季の美 #twlc (MORI BAR GRAN) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnt4HBmSRvn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[hidetoshiyamada]

本日はFM江戸川のパーソナリティの方にご来場頂き、庭のお手入れがご趣味とのことで色々アドバイス頂きました。次は #The_EastEnd_Gallery Misato Nozawa / #GENTENKAIKI

2024.10.5-11.3

#misatonozawa #小岩デラックス #KOIWART #小岩 #小岩 #江戸川区 #山田や #酒山田や #スタンドパブnaru #twlc #東京 #Tokyo

[obsessedandindistress]

walker theory truthers (victorious)

[brynwrites]

I finally caved and did the thing. 

This one is extra special though, because you can buy and read the first book and check each of these off for yourself! (AND they’re all just as relevant for the second book too.)

Alternately, fill this out for your own wip and then tag me in it when you post it. (If you win, I’ll name a random selkie after you...?)

[teenswholovecrimejd]

JD: Hey Smalls,

Smalls: Yes?

JD: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Smalls:

Smalls: Where’s Kingston ?

<<>>

JD: Tell Smalls about the birds and the bees.

Kingston : They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

<<>>

Smalls: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

JD: Okay, but in my defense, Kingston bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Smalls: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

<<>>

JD: Kingston , can I talk to you for a second?

Kingston : Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Smalls are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

JD: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

<<>>

Kingston, whispering to Smalls, who’s on the phone with JD : Ask them something!

Smalls: How are you feeling?

JD : Fine.

Kingston: Something personal!

Smalls: At what age did you first get your period?

<<>>

JD, trying to ask Smalls out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Kingston : WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

[1995lahaine]

rachel taylor is out there playing trish as the lesbian we all know she is… the only true ally in this world

[panhasapen]

I drew some characters @brynwrites’s The Warlord Contracts, which I have been meaning to do since I beta read it last summer, but better late than never!

Click for non-terrible quality!