#two bagels

[kicktwine]

dragon twins au but It’s 95% used for comedy alphy meets hancock and very conspicuously goes quiet because the Lingering Spirit of Draconic Rage is currently banging its hands on the table excitedly chanting eat him eat him eat him eat him

[rikaspotting]

Larry: Rika and Grusha, what do you both want for lunch?

Grusha: Something as black and cold as my heart.

Rika: A bagel.

Grusha: NOOOOOO

Rika: smirking Two bagels.

[justanechoflower]

I'm gonna buy McDonald's, do you want anything?

[crowlichen]

has this been done before?

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[marypsue]

While we are on the subject of writing, I have accomplished almost nothing of real substance today. BUT, I have written two half-scenes (which. technically counts as a whole scene? Because I say so?) of former heroes! And now I'm half a scene into the scene that got me stuck because I was really worrying about what would happen once I got there, and half a scene away from finally finally finally being finished chapter six!

[datapancakes]

[sketchbook-rose]

[megabonniex]

XML just wants two pizzas...

[festive-spiderbot]

[overheardschoolbus]

Driver: What’s the warmest thing you can think of?

Kinder 1: Hot cocoa!

Driver: Is there anything warmer than hot cocoa?

Kinder 2: The sun!

Driver: Is there anything warmer than the sun?

Kinder 1: Two hot cocoas!

[themanyadventures0fknb]

Saturday, June 24th, 2023

The Bagel Nook in Princeton, NJ.

The creations are endless here! I had the Avocado Blast Bagel and the hubby had the Generously Genoa.

The Avocado Blast consisted of your choice of bagel which mine was the Nacho Cheese Doritos and it had eggs and pepper jack cheese, double hash brown and avocado with lettuce and tomato (I swore it had bacon, but maybe not). The hubby had his on a Hot Flammin’ Cheetos bagel with thinly sliced salami grilled with 2 eggs and generous amounts of cheese (melted). They both were very, very good bagels! Definitely worth a second trip.

I would rate the avocado blast 8/10 and the hubby rates his an 8/10 as well.

🥯👌🏻

[stealingyourbones]

Hey if you're still in your food crimes era id like to suggest something I want to try, but alas my college dorm is not equipped with an oven.

Gatorade bread.

Or really any beverage since bread is essentially just flour yeast and liquid. I'd be interested to see what you can come up with considering the various horrific alcohols and the way you predicted Stardew 1.6 in the worst way possible

Woke up, opened my phone, and saw this after a horrible nights sleep… ya know I think the day is gonna be a good one.

My personal favorite bread recipe to use is the No Knead Bread by The NY Times. It takes a day or so but the bread it makes is basically pseudo sourdough. It’s delicious and I’ve made countless bread bowls from it.

You know what? Fuck it. The time is worth it.

The real question is what type of Gatorade do I use?

[himbolithium]

old atsv doodles

[jeeaark]

Remember when that tadpole of yours snickered when Omeluum's attempted cure backfired? I don't think that lil rascal completely went away when Greygold transformed. It's probably maniacally snickering right now.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the cognitive dissonance of eating my forty cent cucumber herb n cream cheese bagel that i brought from home whilst looking at an airport cafe menu asking me to pay sixteen dollars for damn near the same item

[jayzelnut]

I had the sudden and intense urge to draw Very Big Women

I ask them to step on me and Diana just pats me on the head like a little dog :,))