sometimes i think about how sanji hurt his leg saving zoro during thriller bark and when he found zoro after getting knocked out and probably thinking zoro was fuckin dead he had to carry zoro back to the crew probably not even sure if zoro was still breathing meanwhile on his fucked up enough leg the whole way. they make me so ill i cant stand them. and then the crew seeing how absolutely Distraught sanji was when he got back with zoro. like sanji and zoro have the ''nothing happened'' with each other about kuma but what about the crew seeing how sanji reacted to bringing a pretty much fatally wounded zoro back to them probably an absolute mess himself in a panic thinking zoro was moments from dying . bye
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All thoughts of baby furniture left his mind when he heard a knock at his door, not ten minutes later. Jason’s eyes darted down to Matt, who was still peacefully asleep on the pillow on the floor next to him, where he’d chosen to sit.
Carefully and quietly, Jason got to his feet and set the booklet down, then grabbed his gun off the end table next to his couch.
Very, very soon he’d need to purchase some good gun safes to keep those in, so little hands couldn’t get ahold of them.
Silently, Jason crossed the room and paused at his front door. He wasn’t expecting anyone to come over, and literally everyone was great at texting him first.
Because he was jumpy, as everyone said.
With one quick glance back at Matthew, who was still sound asleep, Jason leaned forward and looked through his peephole.
Then sighed.
Loudly.
“Who told you,” Jason said, after he unlocked his door and swung it open.
Bruce smiled his stupid dumb smile and said, “Hello Jason,” as he held a damn gift back out for Jason to take.
“Yeah, hi. Who told you? Babs or Damian?”
“Damian,” Bruce said, still holding the gift out.
“I’m going to kill him,” Jason grumbled as he took the bag so Bruce would stop looking stupid.
Because Bruce was an asshole, he pushed his way past Jason into the apartment as he said, “No you won’t.”
“I’ll maim him,” Jason said, “I will. I told him not to tell you.”
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the scum villain deep dream extra really is just. "'this disciple ended up returning late so there won't be any congee' 'it's fine that there isn't" "shizun, if you don't wake up soon i... i won't be able to hold on for much longer" "tonight i feel like... i like you a great deal" "i'll endure it gladly" screams. lays on the floor
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