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itsjesperfahey · 7 years

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inej:

loves to dance !!! esp ballet but she can dance to whatever tbfh, she’s that good

likes to wear caps, esp backwards. really loves bomber jackets too.

has a couple, small tattoos dedicated to her saints

is that one kid who loves to do parkour (both ironically and unironically) for instance is really good at it but sometimes just yells PARKOUR and steps over a rock

usually found eating lunch with her pals on the roof of the school

is amazing at hide and seek like holy fuck ????? hid for 2 hours once and wasn’t found, came back the next day and was like “y'all losers SUCK"

loves to study other people’s cultures, as well as history and is great as p.e (never has gotten a bad grade in the flexibility tests)

likes to read poem books

has a black cat as a pet named "saint"

pronounced meme as "mehmeh” the first time she read it

only has snapchat and instagram. is that kid who ALWAYS posts the sunset every day, esp from weird/high places and the comments are always “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET UP THERE"

cried the most during fox and the hound

always braiding nina’s hair. Knows how to do all the super advanced onces as well

"I don’t know, CAN YOU?"

the best one at pushing people on the swings

AMAZING AT JUST DANCE WITH JESPER

"sorry I ran out of fucks to give try again later maybe?"

gives the nicest presents. always knows what a person wants for christmas/their birthday

the one who’s really into photography and is always taking aesthetic™ pics of Nina for her social media accounts

Prefers tea over coffee

wylan:

bullied for not being able to read (at least up until high school), so is super shy

loves drawing. the artistic™ one who takes anatomy to be able to draw people better

MASTER FLUTE MUSICIAN. On the school band. Jams hard af when he plays it

is in gem math and AP chem with kuwei.

loves sweet. addicted to blue jolly ranchers. his tongue is always blue

constantly pushing up his thick rimmed glasses (even if they ain’t on, which causes him to poke his eye)

looooves all the superhero shows on the CW

V neck sweaters. always

always has his trusty satchel

only has tumblr. has like 10k followers because of his artwork.

”‘illuminati’ ? is that a band?“

cat person even though he’s allergic to cat fur. absolutely adores inej’s cat. settles for owning a horned lizard named "shrek"

secretly a huge fan of memes

really gay for tom holland and ed sheeran (calls him "ginger Jesus”)

gamer with jesper. they always play overwatch together, wylans better tho. a genji and Ana main

cried the most during big hero six

wylan, with blank eyes: “I like my coffee how I like my men” // jesper: *spits out his drink*

matthias:

sports fan obv. On the schools hockey team bc his fav is hockey. is extremely competitive when he plays it. Is constantly checking but never gets penalties (aka slamming the other players against the walls)

played basketball against jesper and surprisingly lost. jesper won’t let it go

dog person. owns a pet pomsky (Pomeranian-husky) with nina who’s name is “bub"

“long hair don’t care”draws inspiration from Harry styles

really philosophical. takes all the philosophy/ethics classes available

kind of sounds like Thor (thick and deep accent)

a good™

"you’re all horrible trash”

“do we really have to be doing this now? I have to finish my homework"

loves baking. bakes everything for the love of his life

grey sweatshirts and adidas shoes

wears contacts Because he hates how glasses look on him. only wears them when he’s home

oblivious to all the women in love with him

"CAN YOU EVEN LIFT BRO? BECAUSE I SURE AS FRICK CAN” (doesn’t curse)

real 👍🏻🤘🏻👌🏻life🤰🏻👼🏻🌱student📚✂️✏️athelete🏃🏼🥇🏆🥅🏒

has Facebook and Twitter only

cried the most during bambi and dumbo

little spoon™

has a couple tattoos with very deep meanings

jesper:

dancer with inej. dances like those ppl who look like robots ??? the ones who look like they freeze parts of their body while the others move. AMAZING at it

loves jazz but also dubstep/edm and rap/r&b. Beyoncé is MOM/QUEEN.

sometimes djs parties

again, huge gamer with wylan. he’s a lucio and junkrat main for overwatch. loves like every video game ever

loves all the marvel movies, in love with black panther (was team cap)

dresses like a hipster but also sometimes a fuck boy (tank tops and shorts with a backwards cap style)

favorite subject is business and debate. great negotiator

cried the most during the lion king

A+ cosplayer (especially his lucio cosplay)

big supporter of human rights (LGBTA+, feminist, black lives matter, poc representation). Will LITERALLY get into fights over anyone who thinks otherwise. Fist fights, always supported by Kaz and Matthias. Got suspended for 3 days for breaking a kids nose who thought LGBTA+ people should **** ** ****)

that one kid who has 50 fidget spinners and can do cool tricks with them. also manages to sell all of them

skateboard pro™

always sends the blinking face meme, even if it’s out of context

all the social medias.

one tattoo only of a gun with a 'bang’ flag coming out of it

nina:

PROFESSIONAL👏🏻 MAKE 👏🏻 UP 👏🏻 ARTISTS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 HAS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF FOLLOWERS ON HER INSTAGRAM AND THE SAME FOR HER YOUTUBE CHANNEL

Speaking of YouTube, she always does cute videos. Baking/cooking tutorial videos featuring Matthias, 'i do my boyfriends makeup’, 'my boyfriend does my makeup’, 'my boyfriend buys my makeup’, does make up tutorials obviously, challenges with her best friend inej like the 'whisper challenge’. everyone loves her and says her and Matthias are their otp

loves fashion design, takes that class.

loves horror movies/creepy things but also Disney

great at roller skating

always wins the best dressed awards ad school

also huge fan of ed sheeran. loves little mix more than 5h.

cried the most during 'up'

Can speak like 4 languages (English, french, Latin and spanish)

loves traveling and learning about new cultures too

dancer!inej’s biggest fan and hockey!matthias’ biggest fan

always breaks snapchat streaks

likes to (friendly) debate with jesper, especially over stupid things

amazing with kids. babysits all the time. calls “bub” (the dog) her and matthias’ baby

big spoon™

notes are so fucking pretty. buys the most expensive stationary and notebooks

also huge supporter of human rights. runs the feminist club. (Jesper is the Vice President) stresses loving yourself and your body, and makes sure to design comfortable yet GORGEOUS clothes for “"plus sized people”“

wins 'dynamic duo’ award with inej

always eating lollipops

has a few very small tatos of cute things like roses and crowns. has one quote written in cursive on her rib

kaz:

prefers black coffee as well

loves crime shows, whether they’re real or fake. for instance loves both 'Dateline’ and 'Criminal Minds’ also loves 'House’

favorite class is psychology, learning how a person thinks and acts and feels

has the dregs tattoo on his arm * edge lord 9000™ * such a drama queen and diva like damn

*deep sigh* "I think I’d rather go take a nap” *gets up and leaves*

also loves computer science. knows how to hack shit like a pro

always rough housing with jesper. broke a table once

does walk with a cane. likes to slap matthias’ ass with it

“bow down you fucking peasants"

only types in lower case with 0 emojis and no punctuation marks. CONSTANTLY leaves people on read

only has Twitter and snapchat. His posts on snapchat never have captions, yet somehow has a 200 day streak with Jesper and a 250 day streak with inej

loves watching horror movies with nina

*in a fight* "oh I’ll sHOW YOU SOME DIRTY HANDS” *swings*

gets second place for best dressed award

always sending memes with no context in their group chat, as well as vines

indie and alternative rock fan

“does it look like I care because I’m sorry if it does I didn’t mean to give you that impression"

head over heels for inej Ghafa like wow

likes to read a lot of mystery books and non fiction books

cried the most during finding dory

can solve a Rubik’s cube under a minute and won’t let you forget it

The one asshole who picks either Kirby or metaknight in super smash brothers brawl

hates seeing the notification bubble so he always has all chats muted and notifications turned off for apps

kiss ass to all the teachers to get them A’s

Kuwei:

SCIENCE NERD. ALWAYS singing the bill nye theme song. Loves ASAPScience on YouTube. Master at chemistry and biology

"hey did u know bill nye is, like, my dad"

nina treats him like a baby

loves everything to do with Star Wars while wylan loves star trek more. Fighting ensues.

has a pet Siamese cat name sparky

Used to have a huge crush on jesper and everyone knew it except jesper.

knows the intro to the bee movie ("according to all known laws of aviation-”)

jesper in the group chat: “gonna go shower be right back” // kuwei: “without me ;)?” // wylan: “KUWEI SWEAR TO FUCK” // kaz: “watch your fucking language wylan"

obsessed with Pokémon go even if it died out (chose team instinct)

"fight me on this"

has Twitter, snapchat and instagram

Always drinking ginger ale

master at bop it

the one kid who always forgets to pay you back for stuff

is also into the CW super hero shows, so him and wylan are constantly talking about it

loves cartoons and anime

speaks fluent fuckboy

God awful at comebacks

"let’s take a selfie guys !!!” // “kuwei no-” // *snapshot sound*

talks !!! Like !! This !!!! for,,, some reason ????????

huge nerd for other things too like lord of the rings and Harry Potter and game of thrones

cried the most during inside out

"do you think planes are scared of heights?“ // "for fucks same kuwei it’s 4am”

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prncssjn-blog · 7 years

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ya girl's back and she sees your doing BBSS ships know and you know i'm weak for ships sO... would I be able to request a BBSS ship with Astro?? Thank you!!

Of course friend!

Boyfriend: JinJin. To be honest quite honest, I thought you’d be super compatible with JinJin even before you requested your ship (heheh) - so this was my first choice and I really stand by it! Soft boys are goal boys and like you said, JinJin is so soft when it comes down to it. You see it with every single interaction he has with each member and the fans; he’s incredibly caring and I think it’d translate so well into your relationship. Like, instead of viewing you as initially cold he’d make a genuine effort to get to know you and not let initial shyness or awkwardness effect any part of your relationship. Actually, I think he’d notice your wit and humor more than anything at first and just be immediately drawn to you. In my mind you absolutely fit into his ideal type and he would probably be in awe of that fact as well.Like I just imagine a social gathering, and you’re sitting with a group of your friends and his friends and you make a witty response to someones comment and he’s just like… “Oh my gosh…” And is so enamoured with you the rest of the night that he makes it a personal goal to get your number. Another thing I can see JinJin appreciating in you is how easily he can sit down and just talk to you, about anything and everything. As leader (and also the compassionate person he is), I can see him bottling a lot up and knowing he has someone he can come and just vent/rant/converse to would make his heart so warm. The fact that you’re so level-headed would also give him such a piece of mind because I feel like he can get a bit emotional sometimes, and your advice would honestly mean the world to him. Also it would definitely be mutual, of course, cause he would make himself 100% available to listen to your worries whenever you’d need it. And he would honestly never make you feel like you’re being “too negative”, your worries are his worries and this would honestly be the most loving relationship ever?? I support it. I think he’d also love that you’re a huge nerd and would probably purposefully try and banter with you over who’d win in what video game, etc. just cause you’d threaten to brawl him and seeing your stubborn side would honestly give him heart eyes. Like, just imagine him being like, wanna race through Ikea to see who gets to the food court first? Wanna theorize who we think the murderer is in Agatha’s book? Wanna see who can draw each other fastest? And it’d make you both hella competitive but also double over in laughter cause you can’t believe how well you get along. One of your interests that I think he’d take particular interest in is your writing. He’d probably keep asking you to write a poem about how handsome he is and you’d just be like “okay relaaaax”, but he wouldn’t let it go. And then he would, in all seriousness, keep suggesting you write a song together for his rap and it’d lead to your first times visiting the studio and spending late nights together, composing, etc. And the song you produce together would obviously be a masterpiece ~

Your maturity and intelligence would also constantly be something he’d appreciate in you. I can just imagine you both driving somewhere and him breaking the silence by asking you something about psychology and being so interested that he just sits in silence and listens to your every word until you get to the destination. And then he’ll of course be like, “Okay, we’re continuing this when we get back and you have to guess my MBTI type” (which you’d already have guessed pretty much perfectly, but you just nod) ;) I feel like you’d both teach each other so much and just be such an intelligent couple ~Soooo yeah, I think you can tell how much I ship this ^^ ~Best Friend: MJ. Okay so you’ll see my reasoning for this later especially but I firmly believe that you and MJ would get along (especially because you get along with me and I definitely have very MJ moments LOL). I think your relationship wouldn’t begin immediately, but once it does it’d definitely be because you both realize how funny you are. Where he has very goofy humor, I see him really liking your wit and it’d be such a good balance I think.Anytime you’re feeling a bit under the weather, MJ would also drop everything to see you smile and make you laugh. I can see him being very understanding and constantly reminding you of the little things he loves about you and how much of a great person he thinks you are. He’d also love your kindness and loyalty and feel so grateful for your friendship. Like I honestly see a little bit of a Yoongi / J-Hope thing going on between you and I feel like it’d make for such a solid, healthy friendship. I can also see MJ loving that you’re into musicals and probably begging you to karaoke the soundtracks with him. He’d also love that you’re so creative and imaginative, and would mention random story openings that you’d finish off together. Like he’d just randomly be like, “Okay so imagine this; your memory gets wiped, but you’re only left with this image -” and by the end of it you’d both have constructed an honest masterpiece.He’s also definitely here for a good time so it’d be an honest good time with the both you for sure; he’d make your time together like “biting into a crisp apple” ;)) cause everything would just be so smooth and so loving and free; a friendship to envy. Sibling: Moonbin. This, for some reason, was the hardest decision to make for me??? But I landed on Moonbin because I can see you both having a really sweet sibling bond. Like, he’s a very dedicated and loving person, and since you’re both affectionate and loyal I feel like there would be an incredibly strong familial bond and loyalty between you.You’re both also introspective, but because of that, I think you’d have a really innate way of knowing what the other is feeling and when you need to check-in. And you’d always make time for each other at the end of the day, no matter how busy his schedule is, etc. Your conversations would also be so insightful and respectful cause you’d both know how to be there for each other and make each other feel heard and respected.I can also see you guys being the most dynamic pair ever like, he’s so involved in dance and singing, but he also finds interest in puzzles, fitness etc. And you’re a phenomenal writer, are soo creative, and so knowledgeable in psychology and humanities like - people would be in awe of how intelligent and involved the pair of you are. And video game sessions would definitely be a weekly tradition for you both, like, no matter what, Friday night are game nights and you both look forward to it so much (cause ya’ll are hella nerds ;) )I also feel like where he’s very very soft, you’d be able to drag him back to reality in times that he’d need it and he’d be super thankful for it. I see him being the type to constantly tell you how lucky he is to be your brother (and you’d be super thankful for him too).Secret Admirer: Okay so, 1000% Eunwoo. Like without a doubt in my mind. This is where I struggled earlier in deciding who I think would be your best friend vs. secret admirer because I know Eunwoo would be drawn to you one way or another. However, while I do think he’d be really enamoured with you, he’d probably be a little initially upset that JinJin confessed first (and you accepted). As a result I can see him holding his emotions inside himself and refusing to even confide in Moonbin (cause he’s your brother) for a bit. But, when it comes down to it, he would be absolutely nothing but respectful to you and JinJin and seeing you both happy would make him just as happy. Regardless, ya’ll would have a lovely relationship.I can see him absolutely loving your intelligence and really appreciating that you’re more introverted, especially because he seems to enjoy a particular calmness in life. Like, even if it were just sitting in silence, listening to songs on repeat, or reading a book - he’d love that you were together and that he’s in your company because he just appreciates it so much.I also think because you’re so good at reading people, and are also so kind, he’d really fall for the fact that you can understand him so well, even when he’s struggling to understand himself, or is feeling overwhelmed. Like, if you related to him about people initially thinking you’re a bit cold he’d feel so relieved and touched because someone finally gets it. This would honestly be the thing that would make butterflies swell in his stomach around you, and he’d probably show it by teasing you or getting really quiet sometimes cause he feels like he’s blushing too hard. Like I fully believe you could both be un-apologetically yourselves around each other and would have the softest relationship ever. Eunwoo would constantly remind you of how intelligent, talented, and compassionate you are while trying his hardest not to make his feelings obvious (even though he totally would be). He’d also make sure he was always there for you when you needed it and would never fail to remind you how much he loves you for always being there for him. And and as for the other two… Rocky: Rocky would think you’re really cool, tbh. Like he’d see how you are JinJin, MJ and Eunwoo and just be like “how is somebody so funny? and smart??? and nice?????” and just be super drawn to you. Even though you’re the same age, I think you’d almost have a sibling-ish bond and you’d be able to give such great advice to one another. Like, if he ever senses that you’re having a bad day or are thinking negatively about yourself he’d be first to be step in and be like “you are perfect!” and try and make you see what’s there. I also see him tapping into your willingness to dance and sneakily being like “You know… if you ever want to learn… Rocky’s got you covered ;))))” and you’d eventually take him up on that and it’d be a WILD time. I also think he’s an undercover nerd, so he’d find it super cool that you’re into so much pop culture and you’d have loads to talk about ~Sanha: I think because Sanha is still very much a kid, he’d probably be a little intimidated by you and first, and you by him because he’s just so hyper, but at the end of the day you’d have nothing but love for one another. Again, you’d have an almost sibling-ish relationship, and he’d warm up to you a lot over your compassion and your wit. I think it would start over you reassuring and complimenting him on his dancing/singing/guitar and he’d just be like, “Really!? You mean it?” and because you’re honest and kind to him he’d probably value and cherish your opinion so much. Since you’re creative and his imagination also runs wild, I can see you both also ending up having some very interesting conversations with one another and both doubling over in laughter cause you had no ideas your imaginations would take you where you end up. So basically, all of Astro would absolutely love you (who wouldn’t?) and I really hope you enjoyed this

#ollie

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surveys-at-your-service · 7 years

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Survey #90

“i’d rather die on my feet than live a life on my knees.”

what do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? heartbreak. what is your favorite bird? barn owls. i also love crows and ravens though because they're so smart. how would you like to die? in my sleep, but surrounded by family. i want them to actually know i'm dying so they don't have to deal with the sheer shock of just waking up to me dead. think of your last ten kisses, were they with the same person? no. do you think making out is slutty? no? will you cry at your wedding? i can just about guarantee i will. how many wives or husbands do you want? just one. what were you doing when you found out michael jackson was dead? i was swimming. would you rather vacation by a beach or a lake? lake. what is your father's middle name? john. what's your favorite anime? "fullmetal alchemist." i like both iterations pretty much the same, both the original and "brotherhood." is there always going to be that one person you and a friend makes fun of? no. if you could live for a year with any foreign family, where would you go? germany! are you afraid of living alone? yes. i honestly don't think i could do it. what do you draw more than anything else? meerkats. are you the type who is completely against abortion? why? fuck yes, because you will never get me to believe that a fetus is any more human after it's born. it's a human from the start. have you ever read a book that actually changed your outlook on life? "johnny got his gun" by dalton trumbo, my favorite book. it didn't change my perspective, but it definitely heightened my pacifism. do you brag about being different than everyone else? no, because despite being very different, it embarrasses me. what do you think about william shakespeare’s work? he's great. what would you do if your favorite animal became endangered? i would legitimately cry. i would go into a huge depression if meerkats ever went extinct. what’s your name, anyways? brittany. has anyone ever complimented you on how sweet you can be? yeah. what was the last brutally honest comment you made about someone? like a week ago. a friend of mine posted her fucking self-mutilation pictures on facebook and i called her out on that bullshit. you don't fucking do that. she's honestly a pretty childish person that contradicts herself constantly, but i care for her regardless. do you keep in contact with any of your ex-boyfriends/girlfriends? nope. how was your birthday this year? i was in a mental hospital. guess. lmao. would you like to have a pet horse? if i had a big enough property, definitely. have you read the entire harry potter series? i haven't read a single book. have you seen the deathly hallows? i think so... but i didn't pay attention to it. can you play the piano? no. can you read sheet music? i doubt i could anymore. do you enjoy poetry? absolutely. have you ever written a poem? lots since i was in the 6th grade. angsty shit lol how long is your hair? it's long. like to my shoulderblades, i think longer. do you like the band n*e*r*d? haven't heard of them. would you prefer cherry cola or vanilla cola? cherry coke. i don't like vanilla coke. what is your favorite cover your favorite band has done? "how?", "whiskey in the jar" what is your favorite farm animal? pigs! do you like pictures that are considered “hipster” and “indie”? yeah. if you could rid the earth of one thing, what would it be? rape. do you prefer germ-x or purell? germ-x roses or daisies; which do you prefer? roses. count to ten in another language. eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht, neun, zehn do you like fedoras? i actually do. what's with the hate around them? what band/song reminds you of your childhood? the backstreet boys. have you ever had a cherry martini? no absinthe? no. horchata? no. last time you went to the beach, who’d you go with? colleen and chelsea. favorite flavor for a milkshake? vanilla smoothie? mango. when was the last time someone saw you naked? uhhh. i'm not sure. either my mom did or it's been so long that it was jason. what is the greatest loss you’ve endured? jason where is your favorite place to have sex? i haven't had sex before but i'd assume a bed? what is the “worst” drug you’ve done? are there any you will never try, or any you want to try? uhhh, maybe alcohol? i've never done legitimate drugs. i mean xanax makes doctors p nervous to give out, and i was on that once, but i never abused it. where do you like to be kissed? multiple places? which uncle do you see the most of? uncle rob, mom's younger brother. do you have your family as friends on facebook? yes would you help your best friend hide a body? absolutely not. do you have depression? i do, but it's finally efficiently being treated. what kind of humor suits you more - irony or sarcasm? sarcasm, i think. so long it's not hateful. who is your favorite that 70’s show character? hyde and kelso! but i love eric too. did you enjoy middle school or did it suck? worst three years of my life. have you ever done anything with a guy that you now regret? i regret kissing one, but nothing crazy. if you were to dye your hair, what color would you dye it? i currently want galaxy hair. what is your favorite energy drink, if you have a favorite at all? i don't like like 99% of energy drinks. do you know someone who threatens to kill themselves? all the time. but she does it in a way that is very obviously crying for attention, not support. would you ever completely dye your hair the color green? no. i don't like green in general, but especially as a hair color. do the people in your town speak like rednecks? some do. what kind of pie do you like the best, if you like it at all? i don't like pie. have you ever thought of making love in a dressing room? no, sounds uncomfortable. what is your favorite movie of all time? burton's version of "alice in wonderland" what is your favorite restaurant to go in and eat at? olive garden. are there any lamps on in the room that you’re currently in? a guitar lamp. salt & vinegar, barbecue, sour cream & onion, or cheddar? hmmm. salt & vinegar. have you ever died in one of your dreams? i have. which is tastier: fruity gum or minty gum? fruity do you believe in demonic possession? how about ghosts? angels? i'm iffy with demonic possession. anything boys can do, girls can do better - agree or disagree? your gender doesn't determine how well you do anything. have you ever punched someone and broke their nose? no. has a stray dog ever tried to bite you? no have you ever tried yoga? yeah. lost 40 pounds doing it some years ago. do you like the font century gothic? sure. bulbasaur, charmander, or squirtle? charmander, of course. does it scare you that even after getting a college education that not even that can guarantee you a career? it's fucking horrifying. do you own a lot of graphic tees, solid colored ones, or more so just tops? tops and graphic tees. any specific movie that you wish you could have a love like? [ex: the notebook, allie and noah] the notebook. obviously. but SPOILER, without the dementia END SPOILER. can you remember ever feeling like someone stole your idea or took credit for something that was your work? if not, can you remember a time when you introduced a friend to something and they sort of began acting like they know more about it than you? it's happened multiple times to me. if you were to ever imagine getting married, do you think you have a lot of people that would invite to your showers and actual wedding? or is it more like you’d be inviting long-lost family members and hoping for the best? i'd only invite close friends and family. regarding your current or former high school, what is something that you really felt your school was lacking or what is something you would change about your high school? you couldn't do something as little as even hugging. but besides that, our principal was fucking awful. choose a male friend of yours. will you please describe him in a way that might convince me he’d be a good person to date? he's a totally intelligent nerd and remarkably loyal. very funny. if I handed you a voucher for a free tattoo from a renowned tattoo artist, but it had to be redeemed within 24 hours, would you use it? i'd fucking scream in joy and then do it immediately lol when you are at a place where people are dancing and people are seated/mingling, like a wedding reception, do you dance or do you remain standing/seated? i stay seated. what is your favorite kind of chips? hot cheetos do you own a pair of converses? multiple. have you ever dated a ginger? no. do you watch american horror story? i used to. would you date someone you had a 16 year age difference with? no. what is your sexuality? hetero. do you like lana del rey? not at all. do you think suits are sexy? hell yeah. i am openly a huge sucker for suits. do you have a livejournal? no. have you ever been seduced? by whom? sure, and a past boyfriend. what’s the third letter of your surname? "u" have you ever attempted origami? are you good at it? do you enjoy it? what’s your favorite origami to make? no. do you enjoy classic rock? if so, who are some of your favorite classic rock artists? classic rock takes up a good portion of my musical library. so let's go through my favorites (i looked up a list so i don't miss any lmao): ac/dc, aerosmith, alice cooper, def leppard, guns n' roses, iron maiden, billy joel, judas priest (i consider them classic metal, but w/e, i'm going according to this list), motley crue, queen, and van halen. this list also lists metallica and ozzy as classic rock, but stfu they're thrash and heavy/classic metal. do you get horny a lot? actually, the longer jason and i have been broken up, i'm less horny. what gives you anxiety? living. lmao. do you think "bad romance" is a catchy song or an annoying one? i honestly think it's catchy, but still very overplayed. could you ever complete a 500-piece puzzle? i have before. which song did you last listen to on repeat? lol honestly? "i just had sex" by the lonely island + akon because i, out of the total blue, remembered that song from when i was a teenager and started giggling. wanted to relieve the good 'ole times when that song used to crack me and my friend the fuck up. is your mom or dad the older parent? mom. have you ever received anesthesia or morphine? morphine, yes. and it didn't do jackhorseshit for me. does the world make people cruel or do people make the world cruel? now that's a good question! but i think the latter. the world, after all, is just the planet on which we reside. it, alone, can't be cruel. it's people who create standards, rules, society itself, etc. so people make the world cruel. are people more likely to tell you to tone it down or to speak up? speak up. out of fire, earth, water, wind, light and dark, which element appeals the most to you? DARKNESS what’s one thing that you wish was real? i'm taking what the previous person answered: healing potions from games. that would sure be helpful. what was one of your favorite songs as kid? apparently, "dookie" by green day lol. mom always tells me about the time when i was a baby and we were at a putt-putt course, and that song came on and i started screaming "dookie!" and danced. ... i was an odd child. i am grateful i have no recollection of this event lmao. how much do you elaborate in survey answers? i try to elaborate the best i can to make things interesting. are you a private person? usually. what does your sister's hair look like? if you don’t have a sister, how about brother? talking about my two immediate sisters, they both have long, brown, gorgeous hair. nicole just put blondeish highlights in it the other day. i envy how great her hair always looks. ever taken a shower with someone? not since becoming "mature." as kids, nicole and i would shower together sometimes. how many pregnant people do you know? none, i think. do you have a tolerance for snoring or does it drive you insane? it drives me up a fucking wall are you by any means broken? i don't think so anymore. (: broken things can be fixed. never repaired entirely, but, y'know. do you believe in astrology and horoscopes? not at all. are you irish in any way? yep. are you good with confrontations? NO. i start crying. should we consider cheerleading a sport? i mean... i guess? it's physical exertion. do you know anyone with diabetes personally? my mom. other family members. it runs in the family. do you like orange soda? orange cream soda, yes. anything you find creepy that others probably don’t? whale sharks. their mouths are just so fucking huge and i think of them swallowing people despite the fact their esophagus is much too small. have you ever liked anyone whose name started with a "j"? i loved someone whose name started with a "j" who was the last person you kissed? to my dismay, tyler. where did it happen? my back porch have you heard of the band behemoth? yes, but i haven't listened to them. do you even listen to metal in the first place? yes, mainly heavy and thrash metal. i'm also a pretty big symphonic metal fan, but i really need to find more bands... do you have a deviantart? yes. is there anybody famous you’re obsessed with? mark fischbach and link neal please save me from this life of squealing torture what was the last thing you took a break from? "world of warcraft." well, i didn't have much choice, really. my laptop has to be fixed. i haven't played in months. what're you currently hearing? markiplier & tyler playing "undertale." i've seen this playthrough before, but i wanted to watch it again. i'm not big on undertale, but i love how my boys make it so funny. are you afraid of the dark? no. i mean sure, i'd be pretty uneasy if i was in the dark somewhere i didn't know, but i wouldn't necessarily be scared. do you like yourself? i'm getting there! (: do you have any piercings or tattoos? five piercings, four tats. how would you describe your style? if i'm actually dressing for an occasion, i'm like a goth-geek mix. if i'm just running out somewhere, it's sweats and a graphic tee. favorite desserts? ice cream! if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go? the kalahari desert in south africa to photograph meerkats!! favorite horror movies? "blair witch project 2: book of shadows" what are your parents’ names? donna and kenneth/ken dark and dramatic makeup or natural makeup? dark and dramatic, baby. satin or lace? lace is sexy what’s something that fascinates you? space. coral reefs. favorite sea creature? dolphins, whales, seahorses... do you drink alcohol? very rarely. not even once a month. weirdest fetish you’ve ever found out about and how? the fetish of adults with diapers. and deviantart. would see drawings as such in groups and it would really fucking disturb me. speaking of da, they need a fetish filter so fucking badly. if offered irreversible immortality, would you take it? absolutely not. what is your favorite superpower? why? metamorphosis because who wouldn't want that if you were a videogame character, what would your iconic weapon be? bow and arrow your friend tells you that they are suicidal, and asks you not to tell anyone. is it more of a betrayal to tell someone, or to keep silent? fuck it dude, i'm obviously telling someone. that is a serious fucking matter. i don't even consider that betrayal, that's called doing what's necessary to save a life. something that makes you smile? mark fischbach. what’s your opinion on cinnamon rolls? *intense drooling* would your parents be okay with you dating someone of another race? yeah. have you ever heard of the band ‘the black keys’? i have. mom's a fan, i think. was your hair a different color when you were a baby than it is, now? yes. as a baby, i had dirty blonde hair, but it gradually turned brown. it's currently dyed, though. do you need it to be absolutely DARK in order to sleep? how about quiet? as for dark, no actually. i have a hard time sleeping when it's totally dark, because i don't like being unable to see. but quiet, yes. would it bother you if someone else used your hairbrush? if it was a stranger or i thought their hair was dirty, yes. is it ‘soda’ or 'pop’? soda. have you ever been inside of a cave? no, but i wish! i looooove caves! what’s your comfort food? ice cream. what do you use your cell phone for, besides texting and calling? i have an app on there to track my period, and sometimes i'll use it to go online. what's the creepiest movie ever? there is only one horror movie that even makes me remotely uncomfortable, and that's "the rite." the concept of being pregnant with a demon is fucking horrific. i don't believe anyone ever has been, but just the idea is awful. did you ever do something you promised yourself not to? yeah. what’s the craziest color you've dyed your hair? purple do you like paranormal stuff? YEAH do you have a favorite stuffed toy? a stuffed meerkat named rebel that my ex gave me. would you rather be hurt physically or emotionally? physically. do you over-analyze things? literally everything. what's your favorite food? jalapeno pizza tops the list. but i also love well-made hot wings and strawberries. kiwi, too. what's the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen in real life? MOUNTAINS what's the best advice you’ve ever been given? "deal with the past, or the past deals with you," probably. does vintage stuff appeal to you? yeah! do you believe that leaving a significant other for someone else is ever a good idea? of course i don't. staying in a relationship you no longer want is foolish and only hurts you both way more than leaving. do you want to be taller or shorter? i don't really care. i'm content with my height. are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? no. his are brown. what do you want right this second? i want hot fries lol are you one of those people who never drinks soda? i feel like soda is such a loathed thing on the internet. but no. i drink soda. is your vision good? no. i have to wear glasses, and when i don't wear them, i can barely make out the second row on those vision test things with the big "e" have you ever slow danced with anyone? yes. have you ever witnessed someone else engaging in a sexual act? my sister's friend pretty intensely made out with her then-boy toy on our couch once while i was present. do you think it’s attractive for a man to wear eyeliner? that shit makes me weak at the knees lmao have you ever been to the grand canyon? no, but i wish! when's garbage day in your area? we have to take our trash on our own to the dump here. do you know anyone who hates or dislikes chocolate? my grandmother do you know anyone who's racist? yes. do you have more girl friends or guy friends? girls. have you ever hated yourself? yes. did your parents ever ground you? yeah. do you own an mp3 player of some kind? i still have an old fucking ipod nano lmao. that thing's been going for a looooong fucking time. are you or were you popular in high school? definitely not. i was a loner. what're three of your favorite TV shows? "fullmetal alchemist," "that '70s show," "supernatural" do you like things vampire related? sure, vampires are cool. i never really liked the romanticized stories, though. are your nails currently long? no. they never are. have you ever been to las vegas? no. it's on the complete opposite end of the country. if you met your favorite celebrity, would you be calm or star struck? i'd be one of those people that inside is FREAKING THE FUCK OUT but would try sooo hard to stay chill. did/do you listen to britney spears songs? as a kid i did. in the past week, have you ridden in a taxi? i've never been in a taxi what shorthand do you use the most? lol, omg, lmao are there any framed pictures in the room you’re in? yes. an exclusive promotional "silent hill: revelation" poster in japanese that i won in a giveaway. what show did you last watch? "that '70s show," at least part of it. do you still make christmas lists? yes, because mom asks me to.

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