#type: ask

[noodles-and-tea]

Don’t worry, bud, Bruce will get it eventually…

[beemovieerotica]

which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.

[devotion-disorder]

Hii...I've been following ur blog for awhile and I love all ur yandere ocs...they're so perfect ☺️ I love Kuuya alot, i had to draw him! That's all I wanted to say!

Have a great day! 🥰

UWAAAAAAHHHHH your art is so stunning and delicious.........!!!!!!!!!!!! i love love lobe the vibes on the first pic <333333 THANK YOU FOR DRAWING HIMB HOPE U HAVE A GREAT DAY TOO I LOVE U MWAH

[lotussart]

I like how you draw The Lamb like a muppet

so this is my au i call it the lamb with an arm up their ass au

[yyshcul]

could you please do a tutorial on how you do your risograph style drawings? they look so cool 😭😭

[jstor]

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[bimmyjimmy]

Can I go into the Jimmy tunnel? :)))

hmmm

If you being cheese

[smallpwbbles]

Screencapped this here

The way he cat reflexed here made me scream

[nionom-art]

What would Lila look like with the pig miraculous? Adding on the ladybugs and bunny combined I am enjoying your comic so far keep it up!

Tada! Pig!Lila 🐷

I wasn’t sure if I wanted to go more purple/pink or more orange/pink- so here, have both :)

[chubbychiquita]

Do you have anything special planned for the day you hit 400? Obviously I’m hoping for an all-day stuffing the likes of which your stomach has never experienced before 😈

my birthday is this weekend, and i think im within a properly stuffed day of 400, so i have a little celebration planned!! gonna have an indulgent day that culminates in a big cake, with the 4 0 0 candles and party hats and everything!! and im gonna see if i can make some side by sides with my older cake videos. also, excuse me while i get overly sentimental, but these vids are from 2019, and it's been an absolute pleasure to share my growth with yall for all these years 🥲🫡 godspeed, and here's to hundreds more lbs to come 🥂

[loojii]

Friend and I were talking about Jack in a Harveston outfit and I realized Gwendolynn would look so cute in a pink one

this is my way of dealing with the heat

[nartothelar]

C-can angry Ingo beat me up pls 😳👀

dang now you made him insecure

ok so like insecure ingo who’s sensitive of others thinking he’s dangerous/threatening because of his constant frown giving him a harsh look (which isn’t helped by his tall height and billowing coat which gives him an even larger silhouette)

so he constantly tries to project his voice in a friendly manner and minds how he carries himself to look more approachable

[beemovieerotica]

please dont torture yourself w reddit. it has some of the saddest and angriest ppl on this planet. its not worth it

but what about this

[saffron-slash]

Every time I see your old Leo and traumatized Mikey crossover au I think of the “I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy” meme

I have also thought about this.

[cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga]

Shout out to fantasy settings in anime and manga where the author actually researched medieval Europe.

Shout out to fantasy settings that the author didnt give a shit about being historically accurate but gave us some really fucking cool shit instead