#uglycopsummer

[118inflation]

was watching Hawaii Five-0 when I thought I saw something in the killer's house.

Must have been the wind...

[eddiegettingshot]

there SHOULD be a fic about eddie fighting in a charity match where buck gets to put his mouthguard in for him and watch from the sidelines and get hard about it. Btw this happened to my friend little tiny itty bitty danny

[divorce-enjoyer]

youre telling me there was a hot cop on that show the whole time.

[doggirlbuck]

why is everybody and their dog in this show. the guy who tried to blow up tia pepa in Graceland is here also.

[mythmagicetc]

sometimes i see so much online about a show that i Have to watch it. sometimes i see so much online about a show that i know i will Never watch it. because i don't need to, y'know?

[celestielbeing]

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[cranberrymoons]

I know you are deep in uglycopsummer but I am humbly asking for more thoughts on the ryliver road trip fic/Ryliver road trip in general

hi :)))) yes! I am picking away at it still <3 here's a lil snippet to encourage me to KEEP WRITING

For all Ryan plays coy in interviews, smiles and laughs and blushes his way through questions about Buck and Eddie, there’s a current of this in him always, a spark that runs through everything he says. Oliver wonders sometimes if anyone else is picking up on it, or if it’s just him imagining it. Him hearing it where no one else can, because he’s the one of the cast who’s seen this side of him, raw and pushy and demanding. “You’re going to fuck me,” he says now, lifting his chin. Backing Oliver up against the hotel room door, hand fumbling at his belt. “I’m going to blow you first, though.” Oliver lets out a laugh that’s shakier than he means for it to be, breathy where it should have an edge of condescension. Shakes his head and threads a hand back through Ryan’s hair to push it out of his face. “That so?” he asks, fisting it a little to tug at the roots.  Ryan’s throat bobs. He’s got Oliver’s belt open now, got his dick out, and it’s hanging there between them. Hard and flushed, wet at the tip when Ryan drags a hand over it, eyes locked with his. “Yeah,” Ryan says. His mouth quirks up toward a smile. “Got a problem with that?” Again, Oliver's breath shaking on the way out of his lungs. He lets his eyes fall shut for a beat, resetting himself. Imagines his old acting coach in his head telling him to wind it back, take it from the top. Pull from a well of something deep in his chest and react to external stimuli, Meisner Technique hammered into his brain.  Too much Buck in him right now, bowled over stupid by the surge of Ryan. Buck doesn’t know how to deal with him, not like he knows how to deal with Eddie. They’re a mismatched set like this. He tightens his hand in Ryan’s hair then flattens his palm on the back of his head and presses down. “Got a problem with you taking so long to do it,” he says, and there. That’s better. More himself as he watches Ryan drop to his knees. “Since you want it so bad.”

[fujobobby]

propaganda im not falling for: uglycopsummer

[twocutlines]

the ugly cop summer posting is making me realize there was perhaps a brief shining window in which i could have tried to get everyone on 911 tumblr into stargate atlantis which i feel occupies the same sort of ecological niche. but who am i to interfere with #uglycopsummer... #uglylieutenantcolonelxphysicistsummer just doesn't have the same ring to it

[lesbiansforeddiediaz]

Heard u are getting some mean/angry ppl in ur replies/inbox…don’t let a few weird people get to you. Most of us mcdanno fans have been having a lot of fun watching the uglycopsummer journey and welcome you guys with open arms, even if those few people are way louder than us. Don’t let them scare u off of posting :)

I have seen it 😭 it's fine it doesn't bother me I'm literally a lesbian I think all men are ugly as default (it took like a week before I thought Ryan Guzman was attractive and I think he's one of the most beautiful men ever. And I still don't find Oliver attractive) but we are very sincerely into the show which I think is obvious to anyone who's actually reading the posts like we are not making fun of them 😭 we talk about them all day in private

[eddiegettingshot]

so sick that the crossover landscape is exclusively focused on wooby crybaby navy seal buck who is steves child for some incomprehensible reason. when in reality the crossover landscape should be buck and eddie being implicated in a crime and stuffed into that little blue-lit dungeon. steve has daddy issues and war trauma and is therefore easily swayed by eddie’s service record and general charm even though they brought him in as a murder suspect and danny is not happy about it. he should be saying things like You know what Steven you are so fucking easy and steve should be like What— what do you mean? What are you talking about? and danny should be like A pretty face that’s all it takes that guy is a suspect in a murder by arson and you’re over here trying to play pattycake with him. You’re hopeless I’m telling you! and steve should be like Look Danny I just don’t like him for this I mean come on the guy’s a decorated war hero. and danny should be like Well so are you and if anything it makes you worse. You fuckin animal. and steve should be like Okay look, I’m thinking it’s his friend. The other guy, Evan. and danny should be like Wh. Hold on now. His friend? What do you think is going on here Steve? It’s 2025! and steve should be like What does that mean? What does that mean, it’s 2025? and danny should be like They answered the door naked idiot! You think they’re friends? They’re not friends! and then later steve watches eddie kiss buck and feels a hurt twinge in his soul. just a little

[saintediaz]

my dash is a glorious mix of #stalvarez and #hotcopsummer #uglycopsummer with a dash of ryliver and buddiemaxxing

i'm living my best life rn

[doggirlbuck]

this guy has a sort of homosexual sparkle in his eye

[buddiequeerbait]

Hello Katie buddiequeerbait I thought you should know that I have been holding the line against uglycopsummer this whole time but your gifs………. Well they may be tiptoeing me over the edge………..

listen if u need an excuse to get into some ugly yaoi queerbait there's no better time or excuse than ugly cop summer. listen. they're in love and it's so insane. hold my hand. we can take this journey together.

[iced-coffee-jesus]

Look. I'm not calling it uglycopsummer, but I AM going to watch h50 alongside y'all this summer because the mcdanno family vibes are the only thing I've ever seen that are comparable to Buckley-Diaz family vibes and I desperately need more of it

[cranberrymoons]

A whole summers worth #uglycopsummer

languishing by the pool and reading fic about blond guy X other guy licking each other's buttholes. in 2011. while drinking a pina colada.