#uh... it gets a lil kinky

[distractedhobbyists]

beating the heat

…this is just straight smut. pls be advised. (mdni!!!)

It was the week before the wedding, and you were both… excited, to say the least. You sat together on your couch avoiding the summer heat.

“Farmer,” he said.

“Yes?” you replied, looking over at him.

He made eye contact with you and traced your cheekbone lightly with his fingers. “Farmer…” he said again, but this time gutturally. 

You suddenly understood what he wanted. But. Why let him have it so easy? You decided to play with your food, just a little. 

“Yes?” you said before batting your eyes slowly.

“Farmer. I.. I want you,” Sam said quietly.

“Hmm…” you pretended to think about the offer before saying “I dunno… It might be too hot out for me to touch you.” You said with fake disappointment. 

Then, “you know, it might even be too hot for me to be wearing all this heavy farm-wear…” You said before unclasping your overalls and letting the straps hang at your waist. You could feel Sam’s eyes glued to you as you pulled off your bulky tee shirt as well.

You fanned yourself briefly and said “Whew! Much better.”

Sam gaped at you and adjusted himself.

You saw him not-so-subtly adjust and smirked before saying “What, Sammy? Is there something you need?”

He flushed bright red before shaking his head and saying “n-no. No. I don’t need anything.” He knew that you liked to play this game sometimes and let you take the lead.

You stalked toward him before leaning down and tipping his chin up toward you. “Nothing? Hmm. A shame, really. I was going to ask if you wanted to use your favorite toy. That way I don’t have to touch you, and you get what you really want. Isn’t that what you want, my love? Some relief for that poor, aching cock of yours?”

Sam nodded his head vigorously into your hand before stuttering “Y-yes please, ma’am. That’s what I want. I want that so much.”

You smirked again and left the room, returning a minute later with the cock ring the two of you picked out together. It came with a remote, so you could have total control over him without even being in the same room together.

Sam was already breathless with the thought of you controlling every part of him. You sat down in the plush chair across the coffee table from him and instructed him to take off his shirt and pants. He did so immediately, discarding them behind the couch.

You looked directly at his tented boxers, and felt a little bad for the man. You were depriving him of some damn relief. He was to be your husband! You owed him this pleasure.

You crossed the room to kneel at his feet, but not before kissing him sweetly. “Now, be a good boy for me, okay? Listen to me, and I promise I’ll make you feel good.” 

Sam nodded eagerly in response.

As you rolled down his boxers, you watched his dick hit his stomach from arousal. You tsked and said “someone’s excited, hmm? Seems like you might deserve a little reward.” 

He trembled and nodded “Please. Please?”

You smiled and licked a stripe up the underside of his cock. He groaned in response. 

You grabbed the toy from the coffee table and unwrapped it. “Do you want it, baby?”

He nodded rapidly.

“Be a good boy, and use your words, Sammy.”

He shuddered. You knew he liked this game just as much as you did. “Yes, please, ma’am. Please, let me use my toy. Please. Please,” he said before throwing his head back on the couch.

He seemed very anxious to play, so you acquiesced to his request. After spitting on the toy, you, carefully, pushed it down to the base of his penis before strapping his balls into the toy as well. 

He was panting now. “I- I need it. I need you, farmer. P-please. F-fuck. Fuck me, please.”

You stood up and asked “do you need restraints, or can you promise not to touch yourself for me, Sam?”

Sam shook his head and said “I’ll be good. I promise.”

“I know you will,” you replied before kissing his forehead and returning to your chair across the room. 

“Are you ready?” you asked him. 

He responded instantaneously. “Yes. Yes. Yes, I’m ready, ma’am.”

You smiled again and turned on the toy to its lowest setting. Over the sound of the vibrations, you heard Sam moan softly. He really was enjoying this. You loved seeing him like this. Yoba, it was starting to get you off. 

Slowly, as he adjusted to the rhythm of the toy, you pulled off your own clothing, leaving the two of you both completely nude. Sam awoke from his trance to find you this way and shifted in his seat.

“Fuck,” he whispered. “Are you- um. I- Uh.”

You traced patterns on your thighs and asked Sam “what do you want, my love? Tell me.”

He inhaled sharply before asking timidly, “Wi-will you touch yourself? I want to watch you. W-watch you make yourself feel good. I mean. I- uh. Fuck-” He shuddered again from the toy’s stimulation.

You chuckled before saying “Yes, my love. Whatever you want,” and opening your legs to give him a better view. 

You started by caressing your inner thighs, and, when that felt like not enough, you stuck your fingers in your mouth then trailing them down to your core. You brushed over your clit and shuddered in anticipation. “Fuck,” you whispered before briefly dipping your fingers into your hole. You sighed, and Sam squeaked from the other side of the room. You had been so wound up, you’d forgotten that he was there, struggling in silence. 

You immediately pulled your fingers away and picked up the remote again. 

“Did you like that, Sam?” You amped up the power on the toy. “Did me playing with myself arouse you?” You upped the power again. “Did it make your pretty cock pulse?” Up the power.

Sam yelped. “Y-Yes.. Yes. Fuck. Yes, ma’am. Fuck!” 

You upped the power once more, to the highest setting before setting it down next to you and plunging your fingers back into yourself. “Mmmm. I bet it did, you slut. You like watching, huh? Your dick hardens just thinking about me pleasing myself, doesn’t it?”

Sam yelped, louder this time. “FUCK! Fuck. Fuck y-yes. Yes! You.. FUCK. You pleasing yourself.. It gets me off. Fuck! Fuck. Farmer. Farmer, pl-please. Please come here. FUCK!”

You played with your clit for a minute more, just to make him squirm, before crossing the room to finish him off. 

He was gasping for air by the time you reached him. “Baby. Baby. Please. Please. Fuck. Fuck me, please.” 

You petted his hair and his head fell onto your chest. “Farmer…”

You smoothed out his hair before kneeling at his feet again. You spat on your hand and began to pump his neglected cock. His reaction to your touch was immediate. His whole body shuddered, and he moaned your name. 

You kissed his tip before opening your mouth and taking as much of him as you could. He wasn’t very girthy, but his length more than made up for it. You pumped him again, covering as much of him in you as possible. 

He whimpered, and you knew he was close. “Farmer…” he squeaked out. “Fuck. Fuck! Please…”

You had saved this as your final trick… You removed your lips from his length and attached them to his balls, sucking lightly. This was his favorite. The first time you were together, he came as soon as you slightly grazed his balls. He’d been embarrassed, but you’d known that this secret would come in handy when he was close to finishing. 

While your mouth sucked at his balls, you used your hands to pump him applying slight pressure. He was very vocal when at his limit, and this was it. He whimpered and groaned and shook and before you could come up for air, he had tapped your shoulder indicating he was about to cum. 

You immediately reattached your lips to his cock and cradled his balls in your hands. You squeezed lightly, and he came in your mouth. 

“Ah– Ah. Fu-Fuck. FUCK! Oh- oh Yoba.. Farmer…. Farmer..” he was out of breath, and, as you swallowed his cum, it was all he could do not to pass out from the sight. You kissed his thigh as you removed the toy. You then rubbed his thighs before standing up to g​​et a towel and some water for your lovely partner. 

Before you left, though, he grabbed onto your hand, looked you in the eyes, and said, “Farmer, I really, really love you. You know that right?”

You smiled and kissed his hand. “I love you, too, Sammy.”

OKAY UM YES. LOL. my first time writing a full-length scene I hope it is okay n i hope y'all like it LAWL ! lmk if u have any suggestions or anything i am new at this so any advice is awesome !! thank u :3

[kozmicmizuu]

at this point expect random lil senecios and headcanons just popping up 😔🫶

also is it obvious i have a favorite trio????

(a lil uzuigiyuu, rengiyuu, uzuren, actually just put three together uzurengiyuu)

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Kyojuro: Tengen doesn’t deserve you.

Kyojuro: If they don't treat you right by now, you're gone.

Giyuu: I'm gone.

Kyojuro: Now go chop their dick off!

Kyojuro: sapnu puaS.

Tengen : What??

Giyuu: What language is that.

Kyojuro: Turn your phone 180 degrees.

*Kyojuro was removed from the groupchat*

Giyuu: Kyojuro, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Kyojuro, naked in Giyuu's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Giyuu, already taking off their clothes: ... Me neither.

Tengen : There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Giyuu: Nope, there's 26.

Tengen : Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Giyuu: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Tengen : You'll get the D later ;).

Giyuu: No.

Giyuu: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

Kyojuro: Don’t preach to me about romance, Giyuu. I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon.

Giyuu: I know, i was there and so was Tengen.

Kyojuro: Oh yeah.

Kyojuro: What are you in the mood for?

Giyuu: World domination.

Kyojuro: That's a bit ambitious.

Giyuu: You are my world.

Kyojuro: Aww...

Giyuu:

Kyojuro:

Giyuu:

Kyojuro: OH.

Giyuu: My bad…

Giyuu: We need a diversion. I say Kyojuro gets naked.

Tengen : No.

Giyuu: I could get naked.

The squad: NO!!!

Tengen: I mean… if you really want to-

Kyojuro: NO DONT THATS ONLY FOR US TO SEE

Giyuu: WHAT

Kyojuro: There. How do I look?

Giyuu: Like a cheap French harlot.

Kyojuro: French?!

Tengen: If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches.

Kyojuro: Of course we would, right Giyuu?

Giyuu: Yeah, i mean we already kinda are.

Kyojuro: What’s your body count?

Giyuu: Do you mean sex or murder?

Kyojuro: I hate the fact that i have to specify which one im taking about.

Kyojuro: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Giyuu: What’s up your ass this morning??

Tengen : *walks in* ...Hey.

Giyuu: Hmm… nevermind.

Kyojuro: WAIT NO

Giyuu: *sucking on a popsicle*

Kyojuro: Pfft, you practicing for when Tengen gets here?

Giyuu: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*

Kyojuro: *Concern*

Giyuu: don’t worry he’s into that.

Kyojuro: Oh ok- WAIT WHAT

Giyuu: look Tengen , I'm not slut shaming you but...

Giyuu: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.

Tengen: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Giyuu: What did Tengen do this time?

Kyojuro: More like WHO did Tengen do this time?

Giyuu: *Nodding in agreement*

Tengen : I like your top, Kyojuro!

Giyuu: I have a name, you know.

Kyojuro: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

Giyuu: I thought is was funny ngl.

Tengen : Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.

Kyojuro, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.

Giyuu: Wow, Tengen was late too! What a coincidence!

Giyuu: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.

Tengen : Wow, I've gotta hear this.

Giyuu: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.

Tengen : You forgot pride.

Giyuu: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

Giyuu: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Tengen :

Tengen : I'm gonna tell them.

Kyojuro: Don't you dare.

Tengen : Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Giyuu: Well Kyojuro and I-

Kyojuro: *elbows Giyuu*

Giyuu: ...wouldn't know.

Tengen: Damn i didn’t think you’d be kinky Kyo!

Kyojuro: Why single me out!?

Tengen: Quiet people are always kinky.

Giyuu: Nuh uh

Kyojuro: Bonjour, Giyuu. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Giyuu: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Kyojuro: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

Giyuu: Know why I called you in here?

Tengen : Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Giyuu: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

Tengen , with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Giyuu: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

Kyojuro, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!

Tengen , not looking up from their book: Really? Giyuu, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

Giyuu: I thought we were having a sleepover..

Kyojuro, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Giyuu: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Giyuu: Here you go.

Kyojuro:

Giyuu:

Tengen : Why am I here?

Giyuu: I’m so funny.

*At a speed dating event*

Tengen : Oh wow, people are really shallow.

Giyuu: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?

Tengen : *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.

Giyuu: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

Tengen: Again?

Giyuu: Being a medium is an experience.

Giyuu: Do you think sex without love is a sin?

Tengen : If it is, I’ll see you in hell.

Kyojuro: Why are you two like this?

Tengen : Priest kink is definitely a thing and I am afflicted by it.

Giyuu: Go to church.

Giyuu: WAIT—

Giyuu: Oh look who got laid last night.

Kyojuro: That’s right chumps, missionary accomplished!

Tengen : Heh, Giyuu sneezes like a girl.

Giyuu: How about I pound you like boy?

Giyuu: That didn’t come out right.

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Sigh i’m not well, but i love them sm. They are severely out of character but that makes funny. that’s there dynamic now fr fr. Don’t worry they can wholesome.

[wsknbfanaccnt]

20 questions, Writing Edition

Tagged by @active-mind-15. technically LMAO. Also im gonan do this about tumblr because i dont use AO3.

How many works do you have on Tumblr?

54 total including requests, oneshots, headcanons, series, all that good stuff

What's your total AO3 word count?

sob i cant answer this

What are your top 5 fics by notes?

uhhh no idea im too lazy to look at every single fic ive written on tumblr you can just go look LMAO

What fandoms do you write for?

Knb only. I used to write for Saiki K and AOT but im not really active in those fandoms

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

ALWAYSYYSS i love reading and responding to comments and i dont usually get comments on my works lol SO I LOVE IT SM

What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Definitely fucking Hereditary. a They Act As One oneshot. Im blaming you @japeneselunchtimerush

What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

The thing is theres a few? LIke theres Tiger Cub, reader finds out that Kagami is pregnant, The Things I Do, Midorima spending time with his lil sis and Just a Glimpse, which is Cinderella! Reader x Kise.

Do you get hate on fics?

I have one that has a lot of uhm. Okay maybe not hate, but just negative responses? I wrote that smut fic when i was like 13 or 14 on wattpad so-

Do you write smut?

Yes. I LOOVEE writing smut <3 i love indulging in kinks and exploring different kinds of smut and reading it liek poeple need to request more kinky stuff ugh

Do you write crossovers?

i think i have at one point but nothing currently published.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

not that i know of, but i dont think im that famous

Have you ever had a fic translated?

no but if anyone wants to, feel free to hmu <3

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

nope either, but id love to

What's your all-time favourite ship?

It used to be AkaKuro. Okay, i used to be so obsessed. Now its MidoAka <3 (HONORARY MENTION AKASEV)

What's the WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

There's this one that I have hidden just because I dont have the motivation to write it at all, plus idk what to write. So probably never gonna happen.

What are your writing strengths?

people seem to really like uh. Angst especially. LMFAO i dont know i do love writing my some angst, and usually those are the fics that i get the most common too. But for me I think one of my strengths is making connections and symbolism between things. I love doing that so much and I think im good at it? Also writing with 5 senses. Just depends on my mood on how good it is LMFAODAJK

What are your writing weaknesses?

I absolutely (pun always intended) fucking suck at character development/developing feelings between two characters. Idk, like i feel that some shit is too obvious and some are too lowkey, this is why i dont usually write series and just oneshots.

Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in a fic?

I've done that before, but only in my own language. Its a lil bit of a hassle to translate everything into english whlie trying to make it still seem natural in the fic LMFAO

First fandom you wrote for?

Knb. Um. Lets not talk about that fic. its still published on wattpad just for shits and giggles and nostalgia but um. No.

Favourite fic you've ever written?

So far, definitely They Act As One. even out of all the oneshots and requests, my first series is so fun and im so passionate about it and i cant wait to write more <3

Tagging:

@padmsanakin @tetsunabouquet @indigosuvi I NEVER KNOW WHO TO TA GLMAO

[askdyo]

What’s your sexuality?

I’ve never been good with labels, but from what I’ve talked about with humans over the years, I think I’m Asexual and Aromantic?

I don’t find anyone attractive. Except maybe myself. I’m pretty hot. I think that might be due to Darkrai not being able to breed so that instinct isn't there for finding mates attractive? But I dunno, cause when it comes to sex itself… uh… well, kinky ace is a thing. A thing that I definitely identify with. But that’s for another post…

I have an understanding of the ~concept~ of what makes someone attractive. At least, conventionally speaking. But I've never looked at a 'mon or a human and got all hot and bothered by them physically or otherwise. I do have preferences for personalities and body types I enjoy being sensual or affectionate with, but things like gender or sex are pretty much non-issues to me.

And as for romance, I dunno, it’s kinda up and down. I usually don’t have any desire for dating or being all smoochy goo goo with people. Milly might be… an exception. But I think it’s unique.

I do like caring for others when I get into that head space… but I don’t see it as romantic, I guess? Maybe it’s a lil bit grey. Hard to say. I'm sure there's a label out there somewhere that perfectly encapsulates it.

[roabythecow]

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[samioli]

I humbly ask for your NaruMitsu headcanons. Please

OOOOH man. this is hard to think on the spot but ill try my best! SFW headcanons:

-Phoenix is Bi. He also experimented with larry in college, you cannot convince me otherwise fdsnjkdsf

-Miles is gay (in my mind) and also demisexual!

-phoenix has ADHD and BPD, Miles is autistic

-Miles either makes too little eye contact or too MUCH eye contact. no in between

-Miles may pretend to be indifferent, but he LOVESSSS phoenix's scruffy look during the 7yg. finds it v hot and wants to stim on his stubble

sorry i cannot think of anymore sfw headcanons JNDFKJNDSFJK

NSFW Headcanons

-I think they're switches, but I think Miles leans more into being submissive of the two of them. Just my opinion! and i think he can def be dominant, especially if phoenix wants that.

-going off of that, i think it takes time for him to be comfortable with that too. In my head, he's tried to hook up with other men in the past, but he always felt sick to his stomach when trying. He thought for a while if he was in control that would help, and i think part of him def wants to be in control when he's with strangers, but once he's with phoenix he learns that he can start to let go of some of that control in a safe, loving environment. and eventually he's like putty in phoenix's hands

-Once Miles and Phoenix start dating, miles at this point thinks he's asexual and "warns" phoenix, bc he's concerned it might be a dealbreaker. phoenix totally understands, tells him they never have to have sex if that was what was comfortable for miles, that he loves Miles as a person. miles is so smitten with this man

-Phoenix often checks in with Miles during like kissing and everything if its all okay, and one day when they're making out, Phoenix pulls back and asks him if he's okay--Phoenix with his hair a lil messy and his checks flushed and lips swollen. and miles is like. oh

-He feels himself actually WANTING to touch phoenix and make him look even MORE disheveled and he's just SO overwhelmed but in a GOOD way and he WANTs

i think it goes down like this:

Phoenix: "U-Uh, Miles? Should we, uh--hnghh--sl-slow down, or…?" Miles stops for a moment: "Would you like to stop?" Phoenix, sheepish: "W-Well, no, but what about you? Isn't this--?" Miles: "Wright. I'm quite certain if you do not take your trousers off right this second, I will surely explode." Phoenix: Phoenix, internally: ᴏʜ ᴍʏ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ɢᴏᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛs sᴏ ʜᴏᴛ

-once thats out in the open, miles is fucking KINKY. and a horndog. me and sapphirewine have joked that they're just going at it over and over again until phoenix runs dry bc miles is insatiable now that he feels like this

-miles def has some like, fantasy kinks. micro/macro. unrelastic kinks like that. cum jar who said that

-and phoenix is just a pure freak he's like YEAH SURE!!! WHAT ELSE!!!!! YOU WANNA BE THE NAUGHTY YEAST TO MY BAKER?

-they are so weird and i love them for it

-it gets to the point where its like they always "yes and" each other during sex. this is both good and bad. good bc they're in a loving relationship where they can trust each other and they're very similar with their kinks so they bond over that. Bad in the sense that they be having sex roleplay where, as sapph said once, "spilled milk on aisle 6 and grocery store employee" they'll somehow do it. i believe in them.

-they have very few limits i feel

-again. both good and bad dkfjndjksfn

my brain is getting sleepy so ill end it here but i hope you enjoyed my rambling!

[totalfknloser]

hii sorry if this is too soon after my last request (which i loved btw your writing is perfect) but i was rewatching deathgasm today n i noticed zakk literally has handcuffs hanging from his rear view mirror and like .. there is no way his horny ass only has those there for decoration

so anyways yeah maybe a lil smut of zakk using handcuffs on reader pretty please 🙏🙏 thank youuu

no it’s okay i absolutely adore all the requests! also my literal verbal reaction was “OOOOH I LIKE THIS ONE!” deadass. like i didn’t even notice this?! THIS IS SO HOT?! OKAY FREAKY ZAKK?? ZAKK A FREAK MAYBE CANONICALLY? i’m gonna add some edging because it fit!! also oral sex reader receiving and i’m probably gonna bring the handcuffs back in future writing cause DAMN that’s hot also yall i like never spell check so i’m sorry if i mess up words lol

+.𓁹 +*.𓁹.*+ 𓁹.*

⛧ the first time you went over to Zakk’s you didn’t notice them at first. then the second time you asked him about it. “What are these for?” you questioned, pointing towards the handcuffs. “Kinky fucking.” Zakk stated bluntly. before you got to know Zakk, his boldness caught you off guard a lot, but now you’re used to it. which is weird because something about what he said gave you butterflies in your stomach.

⛧ once you two started dating, you learnt all about what Zakk was into, wether it was in conversation, or you were exploring things together physically. honestly, you weren’t that surprised about Zakk being a little freaky. the whole kinky thing seemed to kind of radiate off of him somehow.

⛧ eventually, the curiosity came up to you. you had to ask Zakk if he wanted to use the handcuffs on you. “Heyyy, Zakk.” you said, a nervous trembling in your voice. “What?” he responded. “Do you think you’d could uh, use those uhm, handcuffs o-on me..?” you asked, avoiding eye contact from embarrassment. “Yeah, sure. When though?” Zakk said, one of his hands coming down to caress your thigh. “Does now work?” you questioned, finally looking up at him with pleading eyes.

⛧ your body was a shaky nervous mess, your face beet red as Zakk was over half of you. you were lying on the bed, wrists up for the boy to restrain you. Zakk was standing against the bed, locking your hands against the bed post. “Sweet.” Zakk mumbled to himself as he removed his hands from your now locked wrists.

⛧ you looked up at him, still overwhelmingly nervous as he crawled on top of you. one of Zakk’s hands trailed down to your inner thighs, rubbing the sensitive skin that was between it. his touch was causing you to let out soft moans which got louder when the stimulation was paired with Zakk sucking on your neck, jaw, and collarbone.

⛧ Zakk eventually moved to in between your legs, licking and sucking you, making you let out whines and slutty moans mixed with a lot of heavy panting. “Fuck, oh my god! Zakk.. Feels so good.” you whined. Zakk chuckled as a response.

⛧ just as you were getting close, Zakk stopped. “Why’d you stop?” you cried. “I wanna have you beg for me.” he replied. “Zakk, please. please i want more i wanna cum.” you pleaded. “Good.” he whispered to you.

⛧ he began sucking and licking again, making you moan and make other slutty sounds from pleasure. Zakk was rock hard at the sounds you were making, the sight he had in front of him, and the way you tasted. his cock is begging to be touched.

⛧ lewd wet sounds, Zakk’s muffled grunts, and your whines filled the hot air of the room. you were extra sensitive because of the edging, getting closer to cumming faster than before. once Zakk knew you were gonna cum soon, he stopped again. “Zaaaakkk!” you whined loudly. he chuckled once again, amused at how you were so desperate to cum. “Zakk please, let me cum! pleeaaase!” you yelped. in response, Zakk started sucking and licking again, harder and faster than before.

⛧ after more sucking, licking, and kisses, Zakk knew you were gonna cum. this time though, Zakk didn’t stop. “Oh, fuck!” you moaned, your eyes watering from the overwhelming pleasure, you were in pure heaven. Zakk eagerly licked up and swallowed all your cum, happy to finally let you cum for him.

⛧ instead of whines and moans, your mouth was now letting fast and heavy pants out. “Oh my god. Zakk, you’re incredible.” you whispered, sweat beading down your face. “I know.” Zakk smirked. “You taste so fucking good.” he added. you smiled at him and pulled him in for a kiss, tasting yourself on his lips.

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hi i hope this was okay 😭 as always tell me if u want something different, give me suggestions and ideas, and yeah! THANK YOU

[lateniteghostie]

The Next Prince Episode 5 spoilers/thoughts

Decided I’m gonna liveblog but all in one post lol. About to start the new ep but I have seen the collar gifs so I kinda know some of what’s coming.

Oohhh Ramil being a jerk right off the bat. Considering what happened last ep I suppose it’s to be expected but am I weird for wanting them to be friends??

Yeeaahhh Ava’s dad being like gender is irrelevant - damn right you tell ‘em!

Oh shit they’re adding all kinds of activities to this competition situation. Man what the hell? That seems like a lot of work for someone to win the throne for their dad instead of themselves. Make the old men do it!!

Zeeeeeeeee with glassesssss ahahdjdd

NET I love him so much 😭 he was so good in Bed Friend and I am so excited to see him again. I think JJ is cute too so I’m excited to see them together~

Ohhh the classic giving someone your handkerchief move~ now he’s gonna have to return it somehow~

Oh that was fast lol. They’re classmates!

Damn that’s a fancy ass university.

Awww Khanin is sulky cause he misses Charan 😭 poor Chakri he’s doin his best

Oh nooooo he’s even making Chakri go naaaaaa~ dkdkdkkd I love this butler he’s amazing.

Lololol poor Chakri 😭 chasing him around skdkdkd

Man I LOVE some of the cinematography in this show. The way they transition from the art studio to the bedroom with the turn of Paytai’s head… and the sort of melancholy wailing violins… giving me shivers.

LOL BUSTED

ahhh Charan’s lil smirk when Khanin says he was just passing by… like uh huh sure you were lol

The girls are fighting.

Damn Zee is such a master at the stoic character that shows zero emotion but somehow you still know he’s irritated.

Honestly Chakri deserves some kinda extra compensation for having to put up with this troublemaker lol. He has to attend class too.

Charan trying not to laugh at Khanin’s apple 😭

Ugh Zee drawing in his robe and glasses skdkdkd

Don’t mind this shitty picture of my TV but just how can someone be so pretty? Sheesh. And the lighting? He looks like a classical painting himself.

Can’t stop thinking about his boy tho.

UH OH Ramil is not pleased. I don’t know how I feel about him. He’s got this dangerousness about him that is really hot but I’m also worried about Paytai he seems scared out of his mind 😩

The almost kiss oof.

OKAY HERE WE GO. The collar has a leash too. Now that is hot. LISTEN. As long as it’s all consensual I am here for this level of kink.

Stole his coach how rude.

Khanin is such a lil schemer. He’s like I don’t give a fuck what orders Charan is trying to follow I’m gonna use my cute face and charm to get my king of a grandfather to give me what I want. Then Charan can’t use that as an excuse to be super formal with him akdkdkd

Grandpa’s like yeah okay can’t deny he’s the best for the job lol.

OH. I am not a bargaining chip. That’s such a good line and he’s right I really feel like Khanin is just doing what he wants without considering Charan’s position and feelings. Like I get it, he’s the only one Khanin feels close to and obviously there are ~feelings~ but I just think he needs to be a little more careful.

Oh boy why isn’t the whole show just these two and their emotionally charged scenes?? It’s everything I want 😭

But why does Charan not fence in front of others? Did I misunderstand that or…?

AH oh no his cute lil smile he’s happy!!! Despite his emotionless expression Charan is happy about this situation ah that makes me feel better. I couldn’t tell because he was being so distant but no he’s just trying to hold back and that’s a different thing entirely…

THEY FOUND DAD. I can’t remember his name so he’s just dad to me lol.

HAHAHA making him do a WORK OUT.

I am DYING at the blinking from Khanin and Chakri immediately gets the message lolol he’s faking it the lil menace.

Are you sure you want that? Ohhhh Charan’s about to get serious 👀

OHHH injured for real!

Don’t drop me lol.

THAT PREVIEW AUGH.

Okay I am officially here for more kinky times but also I am just LOVING the dynamic between Khanin and Charan. Like Khanin is just out here being like why can’t you be by my side? And Charan is trying SO HARD to stay appropriate and formal and follow his orders and the traditions but he really wants to just give in and it’s sooooo augh making me crazy!

Er okay I dunno if I’m gonna keep doing this for every episode though because it slows me wayyyy down and I’m an impatient mfer so. But it was fun to try it out!

[kisara-kaiba]

OKAY THE KINKY BLUES HAS ME INTRIGUED PLEAAASE HEAR ME OUT ON SUGGESTIONS/BRAINSTORMING/HOPES/DREAMS. alright so it cant be in Temptation, the kink requires its own pocket dimension, first of all. as the biggest fanboygirl of their cycle of dominance and submission im gonna start off with that. a really fun and naturally flowing dom-sub dynamic for them is born in ancient egypt. if set put her aside as his property and tried to experiment with her ka with slowly increasing pressure whilr kisara was like "this kind man who saved me twice feeds me and shelters me who cares if hes tying me down and writing spells on my skin lol" it goes apeshit from there. TWO-this can be from many modern aus with little work, basically an in love blueship that seemlessly slipped into a dom-sub dynamic consciously switching it up a lil. whether that has seto giving orders while tied up on his knees or kisara begging to tie him up would be..that would go BRRRR. THREE. biting kink. straight up. no notes. id be fine with a 400 word introspective of either of one of them watching the bite marks they left on the other and their feelings about it. id settle. itd be enough.

how we feeling. any of thesr sound desirable. wanna brainstorm more. ill come knocking at your door like an unhinged mormon. anyway wanna tell you regardless, absolutely no pressure what you may or may not end up writing i just wanted to yell at someone about kinky blues, have a great day

S C R E E C H I NG this is why ily blueshipping king you just get my vision <333 that ancient Egypt idea has got me going f e r a l just thinking about it and i’ve thought for so long that i should write some mizushipping at some point anyway so yesssss. also biting is uh. yes please.

anyway okay now you got me started so strap in because this is gonna be a long ramble. so i feel like there’s several points about how i imagine their dynamic that i have to unpack here (putting it under a cut bc length or if ppl are uncomfy with this stuff)

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i am unfortunately boring in the way that i’ll ultimately always wanna write Seto as the dominant one just bc of my own personal preferences. BUT that obv doesn’t mean Kisa wouldn’t have a fair amount of control over the situation, both bc a healthy dom/sub dynamic requires it in terms of consent and boundaries ofc, but also bc a) Seto is so extreme in his need for Kisara’s explicit permission to do basically anything to her (even the vanilla stuff) because he’s so painfully precious about her well-being and also constantly plagued by not feeling worthy of her and b) while i think Kisa wants to be dominated i think she also realllly enjoys the control of knowing she’s got Seto wrapped around her little finger and could make him do any depraved thing she wants to her just by looking at him in the right way. so yeah i think they both know who’s really in control behind the scenes lol

i’m also DYING to get into Seto’s inevitable mental struggle to reconcile his thoughts and feelings of “she is a perfect goddess and i’m a mere mortal unworthy of even looking at her let alone touch her” and “i’d die to protect her and if anyone hurts her i’ll fucking kill them” vs his desire to be the one who gets to take this perfect goddess and make her submit to him, kneel before him, own and control and ruin her perfectly (because if there’s one thing we all know about Seto Kaiba is that he’ll make sure the divine yields to him, and not the other way around). I guess the key things there is that he alone is allowed to hurt her and no one else.

On this note i do however think Seto would be so conflicted about physically hurting Kisa, even if she very clearly and explicitly wants him to, because he just struggles with being so overprotective of her and not wanting to see her injured or in pain. but this would also be delicious to write him being all conflicted due to the guilt of causing her pain vs the fact that doing so is super fucking hot and he can’t resist doing it, esp not when she’s literally begging him to. Taking all of his frustrations after a long day out on her more than willing body would be so cathartic and tempting but also associated with so much guilt and worry about getting too into it and going too far.

I also definitely see Kisa as being the more extreme of them, to the point where i can actually see her be just a little bit unhealthily masochistic because she doesn’t really value herself due to past trauma, giving her a self-destructive streak and kinda fucked-up notions along the lines of ultimately being deserving of pain and suffering, that someone hurting her equals caring about her and wanting her, and that the ultimate thing she can do to show someone that she really loves and trusts them is to just offer herself up completely to use and do whatever they want to, which Seto would have to try to handle and mitigate because he’s ultimately not gonna let her use him to actually really hurt herself (and you know it would also break his heart a thousand times over to realise just how little she values and cares about herself due to her fucked up past). But I could also write it kinda funny in that whole “sub suggesting increasingly violent/fucked up things while the dom goes ‘idk that’s scary’” lmao. I think Kisa is a bit annoyed that people (especially Seto) tend to see her as this fragile, porcelain flower and wants to prove that she is perfectly capable of taking a (consensual) beating.

Outside of strictly sexual stuff i can also see Kisa as very much an ‘everyday/domestic acts of service’ kinda sub who just wants to bring Seto his coffee when he’s working and a drink when he comes home from work and make sure to always wash and iron his clothes and put them out before he leaves in the morning, tying his tie before he leaves and untying it when he gets home and cooking and serving his meals for him (which tbh wouldn’t just be about her being submissive but also bc she just wants to make sure he actually takes care of himself with like, eating and taking coffee breaks bc you know that man doesn’t take care of himself if left unchecked). And I think this also ties in with her sense of self-worth being tied to being useful and helping others because she doesn’t really see herself as valuable unto herself, but also maybe acts of service is just kinda her “love language” too. i feel like this is the sort of thing i could maybe include in Temptation bc she’s already pretty much like this there, with to me pretty obvious undertones that her working as Seto’s assistant is definitely triggering a submissive side in her.

Temptation also has the whole thing with Seto secretly enjoying Kisa wearing her KaibaCorp pin while working because it marks her as his for the world to see, and I definitely feel like that’d be a thing for him too. Branding her, either by things like visible bite marks/hickeys that she’s not allowed to cover up or something like a discreet necklace that is actually a collar (although tbf, with the fashion we see in the Yugioh universe, would anyone even blink at a BDSM-style collar? Like Yugi’s already wearing fetish gear as his everyday clothes lmao). I mean, Seto’s already pretty big on putting his branding on literally everything, so Kisa would be no exception (also imagine the ridiculous extravagance and amount of money and care Seto would put into a collar for Kisa).

While I’m not really into the idea of Seto being submissive per se, I do think both he and Kisa could easily have praise kinks because they both crave validation in their own ways and for someone to telling them that they’re doing/being good (Seto wouldn’t admit that though, but if I allow for some submissiveness on his part I think being called a good boy could fix him). But with him as the dom it also totally tracks for him to make Kisa worship him and stroke his ego in that way. On that theme, however, I could also imagine him making her allow him to worship her as a kind of ‘punishment’ bc he knows she has a hard time accepting that but that it’s also something that’s good for her to hear.

Also I can totally see Kisa being a little bratty as a sub sometimes because she likes to talk back to Seto and be deliberately cheeky, disrespectful and provocative (both because she enjoys the control of getting him riled up and because she knows that the more she gets him worked up the more forceful and intense he’ll be about putting her back into place afterwards).

Okay so this turned into a fic-chapter length essay about this topic instead of actually writing the fic (bc *ofc* i’d do that) but please lmk what you think!!! (and hopefully i'll use your ideas + my rambling and turn in into fic eventually)

[thelouspicystash]

Enlarge and In Charge (Commission)

This is the second of two comms I wrote for @denim-lich about their sona and that sexy, sexy vampire of Baldur's Gate fame. The story's are sequential, but you can find the previous one HERE.

This time around, something a lil extra. SEX. That's right. Real, actual SEX. Well, technically there's no penetration but like. There's coming. So get excited! Yay! Oh and the vampire gets BIG btw. Not BIG big but ya know big. Enjoy :]

Commissions currently closed, but will reopen on the fifth!

Word count: 2022

This story contains: Macro, size play, nudity, non-penetrative sex, light aftercare

“So…for what reason are we out here, again?” 

Barry glanced back at Astarion. The party had made camp relatively early tonight, in a very dense wooded area. They had had an incredibly long day, for the most part, dealing with monsters of all varying large sizes. Everyone was more or less tuckered out, so they decided today would be a somewhat day off for them all. Not that any of them had jobs to do, mind, but it was certainly agreed they all needed some extra time to just rest. 

Astarion, ever fittingly, was among them who was definitely behind the idea, welcoming the idea of an early night in. However, not more than half an hour into a light nap, did his partner Barry come in and wake him. They didn’t reveal much, simply asking Astarion to get up and follow them out. While he had some reservations, he was ultimately not immune to his lover’s adorable, pleading eyes, so he agreed and followed them out. They kept going until they reached a small clearing, which is when the vampire finally inquired about their plans.

“Oh, well…” Barry started, seeming a little shy. “I was um…gosh, how do I say this…”

Astarion raised an eyebrow. “Oh, come on. Don’t tell me you dragged me all the way out here only to get cold feet, my dear. Least spit it out, hm?”

“S-Sorry, it’s just…” they went on, seemingly a touch more confident. “I get this isn’t exactly a thing we talk about a whole lot. Least not to a dedicated degree…”

“Sex?” The vampire inquired plainly.

Barry’s eyes widened, and their face went red.

“My dear…how many times have we had it before?”

“Less that, and more…” they paused, as if looking for the words. “I’d…like to try and explore some new approaches?”

Now it was Astarion’s turn for his eyes to widen. “Oh? Looking to get a little kinky in our sleeping bags, hm?”

Barry chuckled, appearing a bit more at ease. “S-Sorta! Just wanted to ask, ya know. Would you be, ah…against getting…bigger?” They appeared to squeak out that last word.

The vampire blinked. “Bigger? Like…what, from an Enlarge spell?” He chuckled, his tone joking.

“Oh! Uh…yeah, actually,” Barry nodded. “That exactly…more or less.”

Surprise overcame Astarion’s face. “Truly? I…wasn’t being serious there.”

“I was,” they assured him, their tone more even. “I, um, even learned how to cast an Enlarge spell. From memory. Is that…okay?”

He didn’t answer right away. He wasn’t exactly taken aback, so to say. Alarmed, yes, but not really in a bad way. As eccentric as Barry was, which was typical for a bard, he had never expected him to be into anything like this. A bit of magic involved, for certain, but to this degree? And on him?

“D-Dear…?” Barry spoke up again. “S-Sorry if I…”

“Oh! No, no,” Astarion quickly responded, realizing he had been lost in thought. “Pardon, I was just…thinking. About your offer. Is all. Yes.”

“Oh…well, what do you think, then?”

“I…suppose I can give it a try,” he responded simply. “No guarantee I will like it, though! But I am willing to try.”

Barry’s face lit up. “Awesome!! Heh, alright! Let’s see…” They rubbed their hands together, mumbled something to themselves. “Just gotta…remember…”

“What was that about having it from memory?” The vampire teased.

“Hey, just give me a minute!” They laughed, shooting him a smirk. “I know it, just…ah! Got it!” Closing their eyes, they held out their hands and began chanting in an arcane language. At first, Astarion didn’t feel anything; at least, nothing particularly notable. He never had a spell like this casted on him, or many spells at all for that matter, so he was a bit unsure how exactly it was supposed to feel, or if he would feel anything at all.

Ever the impatient one, he was just about to ask if anything was supposed to happen, when suddenly he felt an odd jolt to his system. It was as if every muscle in his body bulged out at once, and grew out considerably. For a minute, he nearly felt off balance, as his view of the world shifted so fast; the ground seemed further away, the trees seemed shorter, and Barry, who was only about a head shorter than him, now appeared so short he actively had to look down to see them. Needless to say, Astarion was utterly stunned.

Barry looked up at him with wide eyes and a slight blush. “W-Woah…h-how does it feel, love?”

“It feels…big,” he commented simply, his voice sounding a small bit deeper than it once was. “But…I look good, don’t I? Just as you pictured?” He smirked, quickly turning on the swagger.

“O-Oh, yes!! Yeah, yeah!!” Barry nodded, a wide smile on their face. “Sheesh, you really are huge…almost like you could…”

“What? Like I could do…this?” Without much of a warning, the vampire reached down and picked up his partner, scooping them up from under their arms. “Well, now. Look what we have here.”

The bard’s whole face went red, their body going rigid in delighted alarm as they babbled rather incoherently. 

“I am judging you like this?” He asked with a raised eyebrow, prompting a rapid series of nods from them. “Wonderful, because I am as well. It’s like having a little Barry figurine.” With a laugh, he playfully began to squeeze and rub on his partner, which only made Barry giggle more in delight. “Heh…now, not that I wouldn’t mind playing with you a bit more, but I believe I was made this size for another reason?” Tenderly, one of his fingers trailed down Barry’s body, and started to tease the area around Barry’s crotch.

Their eyes widened a bit, though still chuckled. “O-Oh, y-yeah, of course, Astarion…since I asked, um, a bit out of you, if you wanna take things in a certain position, I’d be happy to—”

“Your thighs.”

Barry blinked. “...p-pardon?”

“You heard me,” he smiled, shifting to hold his partner in one hand, as the other moved down to playfully squeeze their thighs. “You know how much I love these on you. Is it so wrong to think that I could…fit myself so snuggly between your impressive thighs, my dear?”

For a moment, they were speechless, once again making some sort of pleased yet indecipherable sound, before quickly shaking it off. “Y-Yeah, w-we can do that! J-Just, uh…I should probably dress down a bit, so uh…”

“Oh, for certain,” Astarion chuckled, setting his partner down as he thumbed at his pants. “You don’t want me to chaff on the material of your pants, do you now?”

“N-No-No! C-Certainly!” Barry nodded, as they seemed to fumble with their belt and trousers. “S-Sorry, I’m just a little…frazzled…y-you’re so big and I’m…” By now, their whole head was red, and they had to pause and cover their face.

Astarion simply chuckled, as he similarly began to undo his pants, revealing his already slightly erect cock. Gracious, already? He mused to himself, admittedly quite surprised. Perhaps I am getting more turned on by this affair than I thought…

His attention was locked onto his length, before being pulled back when he heard Barry clear their throat. His partner was now free of both pants and undergarments, and was equally locked onto the vampire’s length. They blinked, before shaking it off. “Ready?” Barry asked, some confidence in his voice.

“Indeed,” Astarion smiled, going down to pick up his partner once more. He took a second to back up, propping himself against a tree, before finally lowering his awaiting partner onto his length. Feeling Barry’s thigh grip him, he couldn’t help but let out a small moan. “A-Aaaaah…as soft as I recall, I see…”

“Y-Yeh, I try to keep them like that,” they noted. “Seeing as how much you like grabbing at them…h-heh…” Their breath got a little huffy, as their pussy rubbed up against the skin of his cock.

“I do not wish to waste another moment,” the vampire grinned, and with great care, began to pull Barry back and forth on his cock. He started slow, giving some time for his cock to grow a bit more and to better position Barry. “Mm, my dear…your supple thighs feel so good on me…”

“S-So happy you’re enjoying them,” Barry purred, leaning part of what they could against Astarion’s chest. “And your dick against my pussy…it’s already making me so wet. Can…can you get a little faster, please?”

He chuckled. “A little needy, are we? Then again, I do love making my bard sing…” he teased, and did begin to work Barry a little faster on his length. True to their word, they were getting a fair bit damp, which only helped with his speed as Barry rode up and down on his cock. “You weren’t kidding…goodness, feels like I may be moving a bit too fast…” Astarion remarked with a deep moan.

“Not a bad thing, is it?” Barry marked, smirking up at him. “You can last, can’t you? I know you can, cause you know you like your cock between my wonderfully thick thighs, right?” A good deal of teasing was clear in their voice.

Astarion could only grunt in response. He had to admit, he was feeling very close, especially with his current speed, but he felt he had to hold out a little more. Barry was worth it, after all. He continued to work him, up and down, back and forth, taking his partner from his very tip down to his base as close as he could.

“You’re doing so good, love,” Barry praised with a chuckle, though also alongside a moan. “Mmm…I-I feel so close…d-do you think w-we could…together…?” They managed to get out between heavy breaths.

Shaky as he was at the moment, Astarion did manage a cocky smile. “What was that, my dear? You have to be specific with me…what is it that you want from me?”

Barry didn’t respond at first, instead just murmuring something under their breath.

“Hm? Pl-Please be specific, my love. I need to hear you say what you want exactly, or else I could just…” He slowed himself down ever so slightly.

“N-No!!” Barry shouted out. “P-Please…I-I want us…to come at the same time! I know we’re both so close, and…I want to share this moment of pleasure with you…please…!”

Astarion grinned, and leaned down to plant a kiss on them. “Good…mmm, hearing you beg has nearly made me burst…b-but I can hold onto the count of three. Are you—mmph—ready?”

Barry was gripping their partner’s chest tight, but nodded their head.

“Good, good…here we go…one…two...aaaaaand…three!!!”

With a small yelp from Barry, he could feel as they came onto his dick. At the same time, a stream of cum began to pump out from his dick. The two held each other tight as both came for a solid few seconds, before eventually coming down, as Astarion slowly slid into a sitting position. “Oh…oh my…fuck…” he panted, rubbing his partner’s back gently. “That was…simply…amazing…”

“Y-Yeah…,” Barry breathed, laughing to themselves. “Aaaaah, it felt so good…even if I…feel really tired now…”

“The feeling is mutual,” he remarked in turn, before another strange sensation came over him. It was a similar feeling as when he was made bigger, but almost inverted. He watched as the world around him grew larger, and Barry became bigger, no longer able to fit in his hands. “Hm. Seems as though the Enlarge spell had worn off,” he commented, examining himself.

Barry appeared to breathe a sigh of relief. “Oh, good…I hadn’t yet memorized a shrinking spell, yet…”

“What was that?”

“Oh, my dear love,” Barry spoke in a dramatized tone. “I am sooooo sleepy now! Can you please carry me back to our tent? Oh, please?”

At first, Astarion raised an eyebrow at him, only to chuckle and shake his head. “Alright, my dear…let us turn in for the night.” Taking a moment to redo his own trousers first, he then hefted his lover up in his arms, grabbed their discarded garments, and started off back for camp.

[spennufall]

May Never Make it Out Challenge

Post a 1-5 paragraph excerpt of a WIP / fic idea that may never make it out of your drafts but is near and dear to your heart

Thank you @unfortunate17 for tagging me! I don't know many ppl on tumblr so maybe @jordensgolde would like to try?

Anyway, my excerpt is actually a fic that's fully planned, like there's two parts and about 10 chapters per part. I worked a bit on it when I got sick but I think if it does come out it won't be before I'm done with both Fantasy and Kidnapper AUs!

So enjoy chapter one of an horror AU ig?

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January embers

Chapter One: You can't be careful on a skateboard

October 1988

The rain was heavy, falling in big, fat droplets that hit the pavement in an orchestra of splashing sounds. The whole town was taken by surprise by what was now more of a storm than a simple downpour. The streets were quickly deserted, everyone seeking cover from the rain. It was supposed to be a bright day, albeit a little cold, nothing strange for the middle of October in Maine.

The Norling brothers had thought it was a great opportunity to practice some of their skateboarding skills. They got caught by the storm, and were now running up the street leading to their house in the fanciest part of town. Panting with the effort, they exchanged chuckles every once in a while when their eyes met. Hair plastered to their heads, their clothes hanging heavily on them, wet and clinging to their skin, each step they took made a squeaky sound as their wet shoes slipped against the ground.

Erik was up first, his board tucked under his arm. He was the fastest of the two - as he always was typically the best at everything, Wille would say - but he couldn't help but look back at Wille, who was trailing behind. His eyes didn't catch the way Wille's shoelaces were untied, and he was about to shout yet another word of encouragement along the lines of "come on, we're almost there", but Wille tripped on his shoelace. He stumbled a bit, but couldn't catch himself before he face planted on the wet ground.

He let out a loud whimper as Erik echoed with a gasp, letting his board fall wood down on the grass to crouch beside him. Wille didn't manage to use his hands to stop the fall, as he too was holding his board. Said board he let go in his fall, letting in roll away down the slippery slope of the street.

"Ow, fuck!" Wille exclaimed, watching helplessly as the board rolled down to the open manhole on the other side of the street.

"No cussing, Wille!" Erik laughed, before helping him up on his feet. "You okay?" He asked, assessing his brother's state. Wille twisted his arms, showing angry red scratches on his elbows, nothing a good disinfectant wouldn't fix. Erik wiped Wille's chin off of the blood there with the back of his hand.

"Jut a lil' cut. Maybe you'll get a bad ass scar, lil' man!"

Wille groaned, rubbing at his elbows and jerking his head away from Erik. "It's alright… But I lost the board. Mom's gonna kill me…"

Erik chuckled again and stood up, wiping some water off of his brows. "We just gotta go down and get it back, easy peasy!" He shrugged, and started walking towards the manhole. He peered inside, Wille staying behind, hesitating a bit. But he followed, he always followed, and looked down at the hole too. It was pitch black down there.

"Are you seriously suggesting we go down the sewers?" He asked with a shaky voice. If Erik was brave and a little reckless, Wille was more of a scaredy cat. And right now, he preferred to face his mother's wrath than to set foot in there. Erik didn't have any of it though, and he sat down at the edge of the manhole, his legs hanging in.

He looked up at Wille, grinning from ear to ear. For him, it was clearly another adventure. "Hell yeah! Come on, don't be a pussy, Wille!"

Shaking his head vehemently, Wille took a step back. "Nuh-uh! No way! Go by yourself, I'd rather get my ass whipped!"

Erik barked a laugh. "Kinky, Wille!"

And before Wille could retort anything, Erik let himself fall down the hole. He landed with a loud splash and a "ew!".

"Serves you right!" Wille shouted, only to hear Erik yell: "Fuck you! Be useful and go fetch dad's flashlight, will ya!"

Wille groaned, of course he didn't think twice before jumping in. He started running back to the house anyway, collecting Erik's board on the lawn as he passed in front of it.

Erik trained his ear, listening to the fading sounds of his brother's retreating footsteps. He felt a little dumb to not have thought about the light before, but that wouldn't be the first time he went head down into something without thinking it through.

He stepped aside, hiding from the rain that continued to pour down the hole, effectively drenching him. Looking around, he could only see for about two meters before the darkness envelopped his surroundings. It was eerily silent too, the only noise coming from the water dropping down. He could feel, more than see, the water lapping down at his calves. Erik took a deep breath, surprised the smell wasn't as awful as he'd expected, Wille could have gotten down, really.

He needed to get his brother to present a stronger front to the world, but today wasn't the day, apparently. He'd think later about a way to make him "man up" a little, but for now, he needed to find that board before the dragon they called mom could take this as another opportunity to belittle Wille. Why she did this, Erik had no idea. Every time he swore he'd talk to her about it, that maybe he could get her to go easier on him, but every time he looked down and turned around to go console Wille instead.

Erik moved his foot around, trying to feel the ground around him. The board shouldn't be so far away, surely it couldn't have rolled down there with all the water. Tapping the ground with his foot, he walked a bit around the tunnel, not wanting to put his hands down the dirty water.

Then, something hit him. Rather, he smelled something. Something sweet? That was weird. Those were sewers, they were supposed to smell like piss, shit and trash, not fucking pop corn. Sniffing around, Erik stopped dead in his tracks when he saw it.

Two eyes. Bright, yellow, staring back at him. Too high up to be those of a cat or any other four-legged creature. Before Erik could get a proper look, a voice called out to him.

"Are you looking for this, Erik?"

Erik looked down, beneath those eyes. A glowed hand was extended towards him, holding a small board decorated with bright band stickers he knew originally belonged to Simon Eriksson, Wille's best friend. Erik looked back up, locking gazes with those eyes.

"It's… It's my brother's board. It fell down the manhole." He stepped forward, trying to reach for the board. "Thank you, for finding it."

"It's a nice board, Erik. It's also nice of you to play fetch for your little brother. Does that happen often?"

Erik frowned. That voice was grating at his nerves, and he felt a shiver run down his spine. Still, he didn't back down. "Does what happen often?"

"You, crawling into shit to fix your brother's mistakes." The voice got closer, and Erik could finally see who was talking. A tall, crouched down clown, clad in a dirty white outfit, his face painted white too, with an enormous forehead adorned with an orange curly wig. The man was ridiculous, but the way he talked, the way he looked at Erik with those hungry eyes… It made him step back.

"Not cool dude, don't know what's your deal, just gimme the board back." Erik tried, reaching for the board.

The clown pulled it back to him. "Oh, come on. You're not very polite there, mister Norling." The clown smiled, wide, showing his yellow front teeth. "Don't you want Wille's board back so mommy won't kick him?"

Erik froze. He hadn't realized it just yet, but that clown didn't say things randomly. He knew things about Erik, about Wille, about their family. He knew them and he used them to make Erik's blood boil. "Who the hell are you?!"

His voice was more a squeal now, and he hated himself from not managing to control it. He exhaled a shaky breath, stepping back again. Maybe for once Wille could handle Kristina's wrath. Maybe he could pretend August stole it. It wouldn't be a first. Maybe-

"Me? I'm Pennywise, and I'll give you the board back. If you just say 'please'." He smiled even wider, and Erik wondered how his cheeks could still be intact.

He swallowed, hard. This was when he noticed that he couldn't hear the rain anymore. Still, he didn't dare to turn around and check if it was his imagination. He had a feeling that if he took his eyes off of the clown, it would be the last thing he did.

"Please?" He squeaked, extending his hand again. He could see his own finger shake in the corner of his eyes, still fixed on the clown.

"Good boy." He cooed, lifting the board up to Erik's hand again.

Erik grabbed the truck under the board to have a secure grip on it, and tugged it. It didn't move. The clown didn't let go of it. Erik inhaled, stepping back again, trying to pull on the board slightly.

The clown wasn't moving. It stared right at him, his eyes devoid of any emotions. It stared right at him, and Erik felt like it was staring at his very soul.

"Come on-" He pulled harder on the board, feeling the urge to get the fuck out from there.

The board came to him this time, and Erik almost smiled.

Almost, cause the second thing he felt after he felt the clown's grip on the board loosen, was a sharp pain in his neck.

Looking down, all he saw was orange, orange fluffy and dirty hair, right next to his nose. He could breathe in the stinky smell of the clown, and feel something wet and thick run down his neck. He felt, more than heard, the loud scream ripping from his throat.

"ERIK?!"

Wille had finally found the flashlight. He ran back down the street, right back to the manhole, flinging his head through it without hesitation.

Oh Erik wished he could've seen his little brother, how he had bravely jumped down the sewer when Erik didn't answer his calls. How he looked around for hours, calling his name over and over, sinking down into the scary, dark tunnels until his throat hurt and his legs shook too much. He wished he could've seen the first time Wille was brave enough to forgot his own safety in order to find his big brother.

But all Erik could see was red. Red lips, shining over a big red mouth, red balloons, obscuring his vision, red blood, painting the sewers' walls and the water around them.

The only thing Wille found that day was Erik's carabiner, holding his house keys and the little frog keychain Wille had won at the fair three years before, the green plastic now tainted with dark, angry red stains.

[foibles-fables]

If we’re being horny, how, ah, kinky do Aloy and Talanah get? And who tops? After all you are the expert. Apologies if this is a tad… crude.

HEHEHEHEH omg no I adore asks like this please keep ‘em coming !! Answered in full under the cut:

IMO, kink-wise, they’re both somewhat on the vanilla side.

Talanah absolutely has a raging praise kink, love love loves dirty talk (both dishing it and taking it), and occasionally enjoys being on the receiving end of some light bondage/temperature play/wax play. She also miiiight show the tiniest itty-bitty lil’ breeding kink in my future universe, oops lol.

Aloy, meanwhile, ALSO has a raging praise kink. It’s the gift that keeps on giving. She also just…enjoys Talanah’s breasts, a lot. Like, obsessed. Kinda fixated. We, uh, don’t have to get into it that deep !! She also loves to hate being edged/denied until she goes a little desperate and feral.

As for who tops—they pretty reliably and consistently switch! When it comes to the strap, Aloy primarily wears it (doesn’t crave/enjoy/get off on penetration as much as Talanah does), buuuttt that does NOT mean she’s topping, lmfao. Every so often, though, she’ll uhhh very much want Talanah to wear the strap.

[pleasuregave]

shipping questions (NSFT edition) // accepting // @mechahero asked . . . 8, 22, and 23!

8. did you ever write a particularly kinky thread?

I honestly don't think I have?? I'm trying to think 'cos surely I have once before... but nope! Nothing's coming to mind right now! Especially not for Jin. - I guess the kinkiest I can think of are the ones I shared with @littledancingphoenix where they went a lil more Public. And Abaddon gets a lil rough during Le Sex. But I haven't done anything that kinky yet... I should change that!

22. do you prefer a “no plot, just sex” kind of thread when it comes to NSFW?

Can't really say I prefer it, but like, I don't mind it either. I'll write a thread that's begins with smut (or in the middle of it even!) if somebody wants lol. Smut is smut, plot or no plot.

23. is there any “unconventional” kink you play, or you would like to?

Noooot that I can really think of? I'm sure Jin has some with his interest in breast milk and uh... you know....... you know. Abaddon also would probably like something very rough, violent. But like, it's not something I particularly would "like" to LMAO. I do write a lot of breeding kink stuff it seems, but not sure if that counts as unconventional or not? I guess public sex, too. But I've only written that a couple of times.

[luckypies]

Okok so gwoss gwoss peepee omo talk ahead!!!! Freshccino scented because ya know..... its me

If u dont like dont read etc etc just welcome to my kinky lil brain mind thing bullshit

So fresh takes Ccino out into a night festival to just like get him out of his cafe and for a fun time in general for the pair. Throughout the night they eat and drink a whole cacophony of different delicacies from the universe as they spoil themselves in each other's company.

As the night goes on though Ccino starts to feel a little.... *off* he tries to play it off, but quickly things progress where he's fidgeting and squirming all over the place. Fresh very quickly notices and pulls Ccino aside to ask whats up. "I.....i just uh well...." ccino cant even bare to look at fresh, yet with a soft reassuring squeeze of his hand he continues speaking "well..... i just um.... need to *go* and.... i haven't really seen a bathroom around here or anything..."

Fresh kisses him softly before whispering what a good boy he is for telling what was up. He quickly takes trhe both of them to a quiet part of the festival where noone is and in one swift move Fresh drips to his knees and takes Ccino's pants off just enough to where his already summoned cock springs out.

"Wow broski ya really *did* need to go huh? Look at all dat magic swirlin..... so pretty" Fresh then nuzzles into the side of ccino before quickly putting his mouth on Ccino's cock and sucking gently.

Ccino's body shivers at the sensation, and his mind torn between how good it feels, and how..... wrong and dirty this is. I mean they're in public for voids sake..... yet try as he might the metaphorical dam burst open and here he is pissing into his boyfriends mouth. ~~and fuck it feels so good~~ its so..... interesting not inherently bad but no way in hell is he ever going to admit to anything close to that.

"Hehe thanks for the free drink lil dude~" hope yer down for more later" patting ccino softly fresh brings the two out of the shadows to resume the festivities. Ccino is still throughly flushed anytime he even glances at Fresh and his now nearly permanent grin

Yea i love making my blorbos kinky like me XD

[skwigelfskwisgaar]

Alright, I've had enough of you. Bend over, lil man. 👏

What ams you, wantings to spank mes? How kinky. I cans get into it. Uh. Waits you...

Yous gotta sign de waiver first, dat ams de rules.

[rodolfoparras]

so about julian, he's my favourite whore doctor 💗 basically, his parents were pirates so he grew up in the sea eith his sister BUT something happened & their parents r killed wjile julian & his sister somehow survived. They got "adopted" by a group of grandmas in nevivon, specifically by mazelinka and her WIFEEEEEEEEEE

julian and portia (his sister) grew up in nevivon before julian went off to become a doctor. (julian and portia aren't their real names btw, julian is ilyushka and portia is pasha) something somethinh julian went off to study medicine in prakra and was an apprentice to nazali (a "princess" in prakra), which would lead him to amputate lucio's (the count of vesuvia [where the story is set in]) arm in an attempt to save his life. JULIAN ENDED UP BEING A PLAGUE DOCTOR IN VESUVIA AFTER THE RED PLAGUE HITS, WHICH THAT'S SO SMEXY OF HIM 🗣🗣

lucio force fed julian one of the plague beetles and "confined to his office under the palace as an "extra incentive" to find a cure." julian work hard asf to find the cure ALL WHIKE HE'S GOT THE PLAGUE HIMSELF and weewoo man's saw the Hanged Man (the tarot card mhm) who revealed that lucio HIMSELF WAS THE SOURVE OF THE PLAGUE ☹️ now we get into the JUICY PSRT YEAHHHHHH, julian was accused of murdering lucio the night of the masquerade (also lucio's birthday i believe) BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN DO SHIT. MY POOKIE JULIAN WAS LOCKED U0 IN HIS "OFFICE" IN THE DUNGEON OF THE PALACE ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

something something julian is a lil masochistic whore the reason i love him, pretty sure there was a scene where the mc & julian was caught in a buncha vines and this man had the NERVE to be like "oh noo i need help 😏😏"

^photo evidence 🤨🤨

there's also a scene where we could PULL HIM INTO OUR LAP IN MURIEL'S HUT. another one was at the start of his route, so we basically went in with him to mazelinka's house AND MADE OUT WITH HIM IN MAZELINKA'S BED 😭😭 i can't get over this man for the life of me HE'S HORNY AT ALL THE WRONG TIMESSSSS

i finished his route, got the upright ending BUT HIM IN HIS REVERSED ENDING IS STILL UNDENIABLY ADORABLE LIKE

^uh huh cutie pie alert ⚠⚠

i think i yap too much, HAVE A GREAT DAY ALEC!!!

-🧼

Oh wow that is a lot of lore but he has a very rich background story? Coming from a pirate family adopted by lesbians ? Becoming a plague doctor during the plague and on top of that being a kinky horny bastard you know what… he may be my favorite so far I’ve recently grown fond of brats and I feel like he’d make the perfect fit for the role 🧎🏻‍♂️ refusing to make sounds while you fuck him or rambling complaints when you aren’t fucking him hard enough even though you fear you’ll hurt him if you go any harder but he couldn’t care any less about that tying that sweet thing to the bed watching him get all excited cock leaking between his legs but swiftly getting frustrated because he can’t touch you at all