#mild stuff

[bixels]

A quick Discord sheet.

[vivitalks]

please watch fantasy high, where else will you get ally beardsley and lou wilson frantically attempting to solve a "when will the trains collide" math problem mid-battle

[tartppola]

deucey & yuu, earlier into their friendship, takes place after book 2, before book 3, early in the school year there were people who didn't take kindly to the prefect entering nrc

slightly related comic

[aesthetic-basicspam]

i love how the accents make no fucking sense in ouat. like they are all from the same enchanted forest yet gold is scottish, mila is english and their son, baelfire, is american at birth. hook and zelena are english, belle is australian, the huntsman is irish and literally everybody else is american.

everyone just picks the accent they spiritually align with and i live, honestly.

[off-mozzarella]

If you saw me posting this 30 times no you didn't ♡

[gothamite-rambler]

Nightwing (prodding his father's arm with his shoe): Batman? Batman? Hey, Batman?!

Batman (lying on the dirt ground in pain): What?!

Nightwing: You're clearly too… um, sore to drive. I'm going to take you home.

Batman (weakly raising his arm): You… can't drive the Batmobile! You're not equipped.

Nightwing: I’ve driven it before, you had me drive it when I was fourteen. Then I would take it for a joyride around Gotham when I was a teenager.

Batman: You what—? Oh, I felt a pop in my spine.

Nightwing (shrugging with a smile): I did a lot of things as a pre-teen and then when I got my license I really enjoyed taking the car for a spin. Did you know about the time I tried mushrooms with Roy?

Batman: What?

Nightwing: It was a crazy night. I’m definitely glad I tried shrooms once—never again. In the mix, I tried heroin; I can’t remember how—probably snorted it. Just know it didn’t go well. Thankfully, right?

Batman (surprised): You tried heroin? I knew it was odd that you could taste it.

Nightwing laughed, nodding.

Nightwing: Never did that again. It did give me a better reason to want to help Roy. It took time to help him, you know that whole song and dance.

Batman (exhaling as he spoke): No.

Nightwing: Whatever you say Dark Knight who took a drug called venom to become OP. As for me, I ended up in the hospital. The doctor was nice that night. Whew, glad I got that off my chest. Oh, and remember the time I snuck Kori into the pool house? When we first started dating, and then again when we got back together? The second time? Way better. Fun times!

Batman (staring at the sky, wondering if this was a nightmare): This can't be real. I must be hallucinating.

Nightwing: It’s very real. Don’t worry, this last confession isn’t that bad. Sometimes I would use the Batmobile to take Jason out for ice cream. People think we hated each other when he was a kid. It wasn’t like that; I was just going through a phase. But the ice cream always made things better. He was just a little kid back then!

Batman: He was fourteen! Why are you telling me all of this?

Nightwing helped prop up his father on his back and began to walk him to the Batmobile.

Nightwing: Because you’re too sore to stand up and scold me. I'm not afraid of you anymore either. Like, I was a teenager; I did teenager stuff.

Batman: Trying magic mushrooms and heroin isn't "teen stuff"!

Nightwing: Alfred told me you smoked weed while traveling to Germany at seventeen.

Batman sighed, clearly annoyed.

Batman: The keys are in one of my pocket. If you can just get me into the passenger seat, I’ll pull them out myself.

Nightwing: Awesome! Ice cream is on me.

Batman (begrudgingly): I want rocky road.

Nightwing: I knew you'd say that.

[mildeleef]

Do you think gourmands “Dewlap” is powerful enough to block 10 spears from the horde

Know what the fact gourmand has a chance to survive a spear hit will never fail to amuse me

[sunlight-shunlight]

as always i was thinking about it (thedas art history) and

i think actually the whole chantry situation would be significantly influenced by the fact that they have control over all the tranquil? and the tranquil are... literate, unpaid, tireless, detail-oriented labourers, who will never get bored or cranky or want to quit. so they would actually be like the backbone of how southern thedas makes any kind of printed material, in scriptoriums attached to the circles or whatever?

which is also really convenient for the chantry. since then they have a chokehold on what gets disseminated. any independent groups that make manuscripts or print material would be less efficient, since by necessity, they would need to... pay their scribes and give them days off, and occasionally have them goof up a page and waste time.

and this raises really interesting questions about stuff like the book of shartan and the heretical chant verses being spread around - can people quietly bribe a chantry official to get them to assign a tranquil to copy it out under the table? is there part-time scribe work going on in alienages to keep these texts circulating? do mages (also literate and have access to materials) themselves manage to do this type of thing covertly, or do they have enough loyalty from the tranquil that the tranquil would be willing to lie about it and help them make some contraband?

anyway, THIS is how the popularity of varric's serialized novels, spurring the development of the printing press, and therefore more secular decentralized sources of media, could create a Chantry Reformation Chaos Era, when the chantry loses its grip on information and archives-

[queeniehostapasta]

(Scuttles from my cave and slaps your dashboard with this) Bloody Raditz appreciation day!!! 😋 (not his blood lmao)

Just imagine the sound of a loud af and messy cleaning/grooming session in the back of your mind, he’s not finesse for it at all

[an-albino-pinetree]

I did another one

[sincerely-sofie]

What if Firn had a tumblr blog?

In a Modern AU, Firn Lambert is the social media manager for a business that Narinder runs. She also is an extremely popular influencer with large followings on countless platforms. She also has a Tumblr blog where she drops her beloved persona and posts her #raw and #unfiltered thoughts under the same username as her other accounts, but everyone thinks it’s just a parody impersonation account not owned by her.

Narinder, though, knows better.

[shopwitchvamp]

Metaphor: ReFantazio // Hieronymus Bosch

So I'm sure a lot of people recognized this one:

Homo Avades // Tree Man from The Garden of Earthly Delights

But I've been picking up on so many as I play it that I'm about to start a collection here, haha

Homo Gorleo // Dancing Owl Head Man from The Garden of Earthly Delights

Homo Oppo // The Egg Man from The Last Judgement

Homo Fulquilo // Little Creature from St John the Evangelist on Patmos

And in one case at least, a special attack even looked like it was inspired by a drawing (from a page just titled Monsters)-

So will all the "humans" turn out to have pretty direct Hieronymus Bosch counterparts? Or maybe some other surreal renaissance artists will make an appearance?? Idk yet but I'm excited to play more and find out!

[bambiraptorx]

[I.D. Digital comic with three panels using TMNT characters. The first shows Rise Casey Jr, wearing a t-shirt and cargo pants, standing next to 03 Bishop with his hands behind his back. Bishop says "Alright men, for tonight's mission blah blah blah", standing with one hand behind his back and gesturing with the other. In the second panel Bishop says "yada yada strategy blah blah-". As he continues gesturing, Casey Jr slips a rock into Bishop's hand. In the third panel, Bishop stares at rock now sitting in his palm and says "...why did you just give me a rock?" Casey replies "Why did you accept it?" End I.D.]

BISD au Casey deserves some psychological warfare as a treat, and Bishop being Bishop the more mild forms of messing with him are probably more effective lol

[matadede-good]

I found this trend searching Dark Matter images with its japanese name and, well, I did it! Hey. Who's ur favorite Kirby boss? :0

I have too much fun doing this but were 17 long hours (obviously I didn't it in one day, I was four days in this drawing)

The original template was in Japanese but I couldn't found the original author of the template, I just translate it to english:

If someone want to do this one too! I might make a version with the missing bosses, but Idk

[ophernelia]

hate to rag on people's work but like... i paid for this btw.

[littlebirdssinging]

Shepherd: "You gonna be alright, buddy? You gotta do me a favor because you're steadfast, and when you get a little.. wonky, you set me off, alright? just try to stay on the the path, alright?"

Sarnax: "Shepherd, I now realize it is your burden to walk steady. I will do my best to light the way."

Shepherd:

from Curse of Strahdanya episode 7 at 2:29:56