#ulysses wilhelm

[sexycornenthusiast]

i don't really think deeply enough about their character to be a hardcore ulysses egg truther but i do think it would be funny if they kept having random gender epiphanies and then just forgetting it all five minutes later

[chell-min]

for his birthday ulysses gets to reenact one historical assassination of his choice

[s0va-idalin]

[jesterable]

ok so i played the game, immediately blacked out after chapter 1, and woke up and this was on my screen

[silverwarewolf]

return of the "the d in diana stands for disaster" texposts

suggestions open for the cast's account names because oh baby i did NOT put a single braincell into coming up with them

[projectincorrectgarden]

Ulysses: Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which?

Wolfgang:

Wolfgang: This one is the dumpster.

Ulysses: They’re both your bedroom.

[susie-dreemurr]

What did Wolfgang do, bro? 😭😭😭😭

[yourfaveisintersex]

Ulysses Wilhelm from Project: Eden's Garden is canonically intersex! While the variation is never directly stated, it is said both that his body "doesn't produce enough hormones" and that he doesn't have a sense of smell, which are indicative of Kallmann Syndrome!

[evesedenramblings]

Getting into Project: Eden’s Garden is funny because the protagonist hates pretty much everyone but also has undeniable chemistry with all of them. Wolfgang? His narratively opposite antagonist with that underlying appeal of “if we weren’t on opposing sides, we could be a power duo” due to their similar talents. Diana? An even more narratively opposite antagonist that he canonically has a soft spot for because she showed him kindness. Eva? The only person he trusted and he said she looked good when she smiled, and just internally gushed about in general.

You think that’s it?? Nope, not even the side characters are safe. Kai? The unexpected option who he becomes roommates with, and who he SHARES THE BED WITH and just so happens to oversleep for the first time in the game when they do?? Desmond, who Damon is so uncharacteristically flustered around it’s not even funny- I don’t think I’ve ever seen Damon give out so many casual compliments about someone.

Genuinely you could make a legit case for almost every student in this game to romance Damon and I’d just be like yeah bro cheers I see it good on ya.

[bk0zero]

P:EG Talent Swap AU

So I don't usually like posting things online but I hadn't come across a Project Eden's Garden talent swap AU beyond Damon, Kai and Cassidy so I did a spin the wheel for it and these were the results:

Eva Tsunaka -> Ultimate Fencer Mark Berskii -> Ultimate Pro Gamer Jett Dawson -> Ultimate Blacksmith Wenona -> Ultimate Debater Cassidy Amber -> Ultimate Ship Captain Toshiko Kayura -> Ultimate (Lair) Mathlete Ingrid Grimwall -> Ultimate Drag Racer Wolfgang Akira -> Ultimate Entrepreneur Grace Madison -> Ultimate Cosmetologist Kai Monteago -> Ultimate Matchmaker Ulysses Wilhelm -> Ultimate Lawyer Jean DeLamer -> Ultimate Marksman Desmond Hall -> Ultimate Historian Eloise Taulner -> Ultimate Golfer Diana Venicia -> Ultimate Music Producer Damon Maitsu -> Ultimate Influencer

Thought they were interesting

[noodle-bowl-art]

dude I already love this game

[sunlit-snowfall]

[chell-min]

the first christmas party of many, hopefully

[elibvn]

someone had to work a shift on their bday 💔

[cadcreatesart]

Group Nap

I've made it my personal mission to give these guys the happy peaceful life they deserve Look at them and tell me they don't all deserve a happy ending

This is the biggest piece I've ever drawn in terms of the amount of characters and it took forever but it was so fun and so, SO worth it

[silverwarewolf]

as always, spoiler under the cut