#unjellify

[southfarthing]

fingon

[dianaraven]

The thing about going back to the gym but on pubtrans is that now i have to at least leave enough in the tank to get up and down the stairs to the subway 🤦‍♀️

[thealpacalypse-archive]

since you mention opera, aka a cool thing, what is your: favourite opera? favourite opera you've seen? opera you want to see? :)

yaaaaaay i didn’t expect people actually would ask me anything about opera, thaaaanks this is so cool!

well the last opera I saw that really blew me away was Jenůfa by Leoš Janáček (who is a super cool Czech composer of the late 19th / early 20th century and you should definitely check him out if you’re into that kind of thing). It’s pretty dark, about a woman called Jenůfa who gets pregnant while unmarried, and in fear of being shunned by society she has to hide it. eventually her mother kills the baby so Jenůfa gets a second chance at having a good life. There’s this great aria the mother sings when she makes the decision to kill the baby, it’s called “Co chvíla...co chvíla”, and that’s one of the most soul crushing pieces of music i’ve ever heard. I saw this opera in a production at the State Opera in Munich and it was mindblowing, especially because Karita Mattila was playing the Kostelnička, the mother of Jenůfa. like... wow.

“favorite” opera in general is usually very hard to pick, because there are so many amazing ones, all different and great in their own way. but usually i reply to that question with “Orpheus ed Euridice” by Gluck, because that was the first opera I really knew, and I’m honestly so in love with the music. I’m also always here for alto women in drag (that’s honestly one of my favorite things about opera, not gonna lie). I’m also always blown away by Mozart’s “Don Giovanni” - that is music on a deep, dark, existential level I tell you. The ouverture alone daaaaammmnn. 

Also, currently I have become very fond of “The Consul”, which is an opera from 1950 and by the way an excellent one to start with for anyone who wants to get into opera. It’s not at all popular or anything, but the music is great, a mixture of italian belcanto and film scores (and some more things), and the story is great: about the inhumanity of bureaucracy and a woman who fails to get a visa. sounds lame, but trust me, it’s super good and also pretty relevant, looking at stuff like the refugee situation in Europe and the Muslim Ban and stuff like that. (if you wanna give it a try, “To this we come” is the biggest and most important aria from it and I love it. the singing style in the link is a bit oldschool, but I love the voice.)

a few operas that I’d really love to see on stage are Mozart’s “Le nozze di Figaro”, Händel’s “Alcina”, Zimmermann’s “Die Soldaten”, pretty much everything Janáček has ever done, and also, there’s an actual “Brokeback Mountain” opera that came out just a few years after the movie and I’d be really interested to see that.

okay that was enough rambling about opera for now, I hope you enjoyed it :D

[resetmypatientviolence]

HOLY SHIT YOU LIKE STARKID i can't believe this im losing my mind.......... im such a fan ugh ur taste

My taste is mostly shit but not for Team Fucking Starkid. 🤙🏼 I’ve seen AVPM when it first came out on YouTube, followed them on MySpace (lmaoo), saw them in Ann Arbor on BOTH tours, follow em, and support them, and I’m still a ghost from Darren Criss… just a solid group of people I’m happy to forever support and fangirl over. My OG tumblr account what also a Glee/Starkid blog. 😝

[leafsprompts]

a very potter musical: sentence meme.

“ hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.” “ what the hell is a hufflepuff ?” “ [name], you little shit !” “ what the devil is going on in here ?” “ it’s gonna be totally awesome.” “ i'm the boy who lived. not died. god.” “ it was left to me by my dad, my dad that's dead. my father is dead. i have a dead father." “ oh my god, i have to fight a goat ? i don't think i can do that morally... ” “ oh my god i have to fight a dragon ? i can't do that i'm just a little kid ! " “ i don't know, [name], someone punched me in the face and my sense of direction got a little goofed up ! " “ you're like this guy, that's just-- around, all the time, when i don't need a guy around. you're this spare guy, all the time, this spare dude. ” " oh my wizard god ! " " i don't know [name], you're a hufflepuff why don't you FIND out. " i don't want my life to be like spiderman 3, i hated that movie. " “ maybe you'll just have to fight like mushu from mulan or something... " " well, the medallion says that's dumb, so we're not going to do that. " " it's just every time i look at her i get pains in my chest, and i just know it's her fault .. that bitch ! " “ if i had an invisibility cloak i'd use it so i'd never have to face my own reflection in the mirror. " " c'mon, let's go watch wizards of waverly place. " " how did you idiots get captured ? you were invisible ! " “ i can't believe i couldn't figure out the countercurse was just 'unjellify.' " “ so basically, i’ve being putting everyone who looks like a good guy into gryffindor, a bad guy into slytherin and the others can go wherever the hell they want. ” “ and remember, a portkey can be a seemingly harmless object, like... a football, or... a dolphin. " " i'll be in the drawing room, painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces." " shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting. ”  “ for the cleverest witch of your age you really can be a dumbass sometimes. ” “ what would zac efron say at a time like this ? ” " are you kids ready to fight a dragon ? of course you aren't, you're just children - what the hell am i thinking ? " " i would feed myself to aragog's children for that cup ! " " come on, i'm tired. can't we just be death eaters ? " " you know, i used to think looks weren't important and now i think they're more important than anything. " “ am i bleeding ? ” " actually I have heard those things, about a thousand times, but never have they been told to me with so much sass. ” “ drop the attitude, [name]. you’re acting like garfield on a monday. " " that is a boss zefron poster. " “ ou guys, go get snacks. ” “ oh shit, we barricaded the door. " " ah shit. " " it's because he's dead you dumb motherfucker. ” “ well, i believe everything has its place. ”  “ muggles have their place. mudbloods have their place. and so do your clothes. " " yes, i know, [name] ! i hear everything you hear ! " " when i rule the world, i'll have... snakes ! ” " we are going to get you laid. " " when i had a body, i had mad game with the bitches. ” "' usually i just kill people who try to get me to open up. ” " it's like that movie 'she's all that'. ” " ughh...now two people are mad at me ! "  " what do you want with a rocketship ? ” " no, i called you a squirrel. ” " hey, you. " " you think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't ... it just makes them dead. " " so you came back ? ” “ i came home. ” “ aren't we an odd couple ? " " when i rule the world i'll plant flowers ! " “ oh my god. [name], shut up. " there's only one thing to do: i have to die.”  “ i love you all... except you, [name]. i can't fucking stand you." " i can’t sleep on my tummy. ”

[schwhoopsie]

i can’t remember things i actually need to know, but it’s forever burned into my mind that the counter-curse for the jelly legs jinx is unjellify

[hphmmatthewluther]

Matthew Luther and the Riddle of Easter

7th April, 1985:

It was a Sunday, and everyone at Hogwarts was either busy enjoying themselves or furiously studying for their exams. Well, almost everyone. For in the West wing of the Castle, up in Ravenclaw Tower, there was one person still in their bed. He wasn’t asleep, but he didn’t exactly want to get out of bed. Matthew Luther didn’t really feel like there was much of a point. If he did, he would either get dozens of looks for being Jacob Luther’s brother, or be pestered by the Slytherins again. As far as he was concerned, it was best to avoid all of that. For the past three years, it appeared that God had been playing an awfully long-winded joke on him. So there he laid, trying not to think about anything, forcing himself to go back to sleep.

Suddenly, there was a noise. A loud, piercing screech. It sounded like a cat of some kind. It was probably Mrs Norris, Matthew thought, covering his ears with the pillow. If he hadn’t, he would have heard several tiny footsteps moving towards the dormitory door, followed by a click. He finally noticed when the door swung open, filling the room with light.

“Gah!” Matthew exclaimed, squinting to see that the only thing in the doorway was a cat. It wasn’t Mrs Norris, that was for sure. This one had large, green eyes and ginger hair, and it didn’t hiss at a moments’ notice. It walked up to the bed, and started to mew at the first-year.

“...Oh, what? What is it?” Matthew asked, pushing himself over to see the cat. It looked at him, right at him, before glancing up at his desk. On it was Matthew’s wand, books, and his silver bracelet. In a flash, the ginger cat jumped up and swiped it, scampering out of the room with the bracelet in its mouth.

“H-Hey!” yelled Matthew, quickly forcing the duvet off of him, grabbing his wand and heading off after the cat. He followed it down the stairs and into the Ravenclaw Common Room, and into the many bookshelves that made up Ravenclaw Tower. The cat headed deep into the tower, until it came to a stop several minutes later near an alcove with several blue lanterns and cushions. It sat down on one of these cushions, keeping the bracelet under its claws. Slowly, Matthew approached the animal, now exhausted thanks to having chased it down here.

“There’s got to be a better way to do this...” he said to himself, moving closer. And then it hit him. He was going about this all wrong. I always am, he thought, stopping in his tracks. Cautiously, he moved his hand forward, not towards the bracelet, but to the cat’s head. It hesitated for a moment, sniffing the hand, before allowing Matthew to stroke its head, moving its claws away from the silver. He didn’t grab it instantly, and instead sat down on one of the cushions, continually stroking the cat. Eventually, it moved onto his lap, and Matthew finally grabbed his bracelet and put it on. He gave a sigh of relief as he felt the cold metal touch his skin.

“Ah, you’re not so bad.” he admitted, as he started to give the cat chinny rubs. It purred loudly in his lap. “I wonder who you belong to.”

“He belongs to nobody.” came a woman’s voice. Matthew snapped his head up, and the cat remained still in its lap. In front of them was a silvery figure in a resplendent dress, with long brown hair going past the shoulders. She had the tiniest of smiles on her face. Matthew gasped.

“It’s you...” he began, “The Ghost of Ravenclaw Tower...Helena Ravenclaw.” he said, remembering Chester informing him that she didn’t like the name “The Grey Lady”. And honestly, who would?

“I am glad that you solved my riddle. It’s a favourite of those eager to find a suitor who has both intelligence and kindness, and faith in their soul.” Helena explained, “Take good care of it.”

Matthew’s eyes widened. “You- You’re giving me a cat? W-What? W-Why?” he stammered, looking down at the cat’s green eyes.

“I felt that you require a companion that is immune to human inventions such as rumour, or scandal.” Helena said, gliding closer to the window. “Things that you know too well.”

Matthew nodded. “You can say that again.” The cat got off of his lap and pounced up to the windowsill. The Ravenclaw got up and moved towards it too, to see whatever it was that had caught their attention. From here, they could see a great deal of Hogwarts, including the Clocktower Courtyard. There, he could make out a large crowd of people surrounding two people. One of them was a nervous-looking Gryffindor, and the other was a wild-haired Slytherin.

“Ben and Merula!” Matthew exclaimed, “Oh no...”

“Ah, yes. I believe the Snyde girl has been one of the most eager to find the Cursed Vaults.” Helena observed. “Besides you, of course. I must ask, is this why you have shut yourself here?”

Matthew’s expression soured even more so. The cat nuzzled his shoulder. “That’s..that’s not it. It’s just...well, it’s Easter.”

“Indeed it is.” confirmed Helena, looking down at the boy.

“Well, it’s just...we don’t have an owl, so my Dad can’t send me anything, so that sucks...” Matthew explained, “But more than that...it’ll be the first time I’ve missed it. Every year, we’d go to church and they’d give us all a little chocolate egg, and we got to do colouring activities while the main service happened. I know I’m twelve now, but...it was nice seeing everyone there, you know? I just...that was how it happened every year. I miss that.”

Helena nodded. “You miss your old life. Now I must ask you something that may cause you offence.” she announced. “How does staying up here solve any of that?”

Matthew stared, open-mouthed. “Wh- well, I...I...you stay up here all the time, don’t you?!” he reminded her, suddenly very annoyed. He knew that staying up here wasn’t helping, but hearing it from somebody else was just...well, it felt awful. It then occurred to him what he had just said. “I...I’m sorry, I should go, I-”

“No. I understand.” Helena reassured him. 

“I...” Matthew began, “It’s no excuse, but...I just...I know it's wrong. But I can’t bring myself to change anything. When I was younger I’d always had Jacob to help me with that...we’d always get the same Easter chocolate, too. He’d tell me when to stop so I could space it out over the holidays, you know, to make it last. He was brilliant. I guess if I had the chocolate now, I’d eat it all in one go and feel awful about it later...I...I guess I just miss him. He was brilliant, and...I can’t stand his name being tarnished.” As he let everything out, he found himself stroking the cat again. It turned onto its back and let Matthew rub its belly. Helena watched for a moment, before sighing.

“Matthew Luther, in case you had not noticed, I am dead. But more than that, I am a ghost. I refused to let go of this world, as I did not have the faith to move on. Thus, I am trapped here, unable to truly feel the pull of the world around me...unable to enact change. You are not dead. You are alive. You can enact change.”

Matthew digested this, taking a long sigh. “You’re right. Of course you are. It’s just...so damn hard sometimes.”

“As all things worth doing are.” Helena said, “Now, best hurry. It looks like Mr Copper has been struck by the Jelly-Legs Jinx.”

“Right!” said Matthew, picking up his wand again and heading towards the door of Ravenclaw Tower, the cat following behind. “Honestly, I think I lost God’s lottery, and then there’s Ben-”

“Matthew!” cried Helena, gliding forward.

“Um...yes?” he asked. The ghost pointed at him.

“You are still wearing your pyjamas.” 

Matthew blushed. “Right, sorry, gah!” he exclaimed, heading up to the boy’s dormitory. A few minutes later he emerged, now with proper clothes on. He looked down at the cat by his feet.

“I guess you need a name.” he realised. “How about...Danny?”

Danny mewed quietly, scratching his head against Matthew’s leg.

“Great.” He said, before turning to the Grey Lady. “I...thank you. You know, I think you’re slightly wrong. You said you couldn’t change things, and now here I am, off to duel half of Slytherin.”

Helena’s smile grew ever-so-slightly. “Well...take care of that cat. It’s been in my care for a few years now, it deserves someone like you.”

“I will. I promise.” he said. Before he left, however, he turned back. “Um, Helena?”

“Yes, Matthew?”

“Do wizards...do they believe in God?”

Helena paused, then nodded. “Some do. They believe that he gave us our magic for a purpose, and...that we are destined to act as Guardian Angels for the masses.”

Matthew nodded in return. “Yeah, cool, um...see you around, Helena! Thank you for the cat! Oh, and Happy Easter!” he yelled, before dashing out of Ravenclaw Tower.

When Matthew got to the courtyard, the crowd had almost doubled. Rowan was standing nearby.

“Where were you? The Slytherins have been, well they’ve been-”

“I know.” Matthew said, scowling. He pushed his way to the front of the crowd. The group of Slytherins were hurling insult after insult at Ben, who had next-to-no chance of defending himself. Matthew sighed, and pointed his wand at Ben’s wiggling legs.

“Unjellify!” he yelled, causing them to straighten out. Ben immediately backed away, Rowan moving forward to check if he was okay. “Wait, the counter-curse is just ‘Unjellify’? That’s it?!” Merula asked, her eyebrow raised.

“Trust me, I was surprised too.” Matthew said, chuckling. “Alright then, guys, you’ve had your fun, so-”

“Oh shut up, halfbreed.” sneered Preston Crawford, another Slytherin who Matthew found to be worse than Merula. “You’ve made an enemy today, you know that?”

“Mm, and I haven’t even had breakfast yet.” Matthew said, looking up at the clock tower. “Hm. Half eleven. Guess I’ll have to settle for brunch.”

“You’re going nowhere, Luther.” Merula declared, stepping forward. “I doubt you could ever best me.”

“Is that so?” Matthew asked. “How about this, then: If I win, you can’t lay a finger on Ben Copper ever again.”

Merula snorted. “And if I win, you will never search for the Cursed Vaults ever again.”

“Fine by me.” Matthew said, genuinely smiling. “By all means, you first.”

“Flipendo!” she screamed. Matthew took it head-on. He heard a gasp from the crowd as he skidded to a halt. Matthew looked down to see Danny by his feet. Ben was nearby.

“Matthew...you really don’t have to do this...really, I..” he stammered, but Matthew just smiled, and gestured to his cat.

“Take care of my cat while I do this, will you? Thanks a bunch. Expelliarmus!” he yelled, knocking Merula’s wand right out of her hand.

“Ooh...you little...” she muttered, scowling at the cheering crowd. “You can’t do this! You can’t stop me from showing that mudblood who’s boss! I’m the Most Powerful Witch at Hogwarts, and-”

“Umm...Merula...” Matthew began, pointing behind her.

“No, I’m not done! How’d you master that spell already?! It’s not fair! Nobody can be better than me! I can do what I want, when I want! I run this school, I-”

“Merula...” Matthew tried again.

“For Merlin’s sake, what?!”

“Ahem.” said Professor Snape. Merula looked behind her and gulped. Preston and his cronies quickly scattered.

“P-Professor Snape!” she said, quickly.

“I suspect this is your fault, Luther. Are you aware of Hogwarts policy on unauthorised duelling?”

Matthew felt his stomach curl up, and it wasn’t because he’d missed breakfast.

“Sir,” piped up Rowan, “Merula hit him first, he-”

“Enough, Khanna. Is this true, Miss Snyde?” Snape asked. Merula looked as though she was going to deny it, but Danny had walked over and started moving in and out of her legs. She looked down at the cat, then up at Snape, and nodded.

“Very well. You will report to me in the West Towers to discuss this transgression.” He declared, both him and Flitwick departing. A silence hung in the air.

“Blimey, I am starving.” said Matthew, clutching his stomach. “I wonder if they do cat food...Not for me of course,” he added, looking at Merula’s bewildered expression.

“Luther...I’m getting to the Vaults first. And you won’t stop me.”

“I look forward to trying.” he said, before heading into the castle with Rowan, moving towards the Great Hall.

“See? Told you she wasn’t that bad.” he was saying as they came to Ravenclaw table.

“Matthew, she tried to jinx you.” Rowan reminded him. “I mean, I certainly didn’t expect her to tell the truth, but do you really think she’ll keep her promise to stop bullying Ben?”

“I suppose we’ll find out.” 

Suddenly, there was a loud hooting as several owls flew into the Hall. One of them flew low down and dropped a large box in front of Matthew. Attached to it was a note.

Hey Matt,

Happy Easter. I don’t know if they celebrate it over there, but I convinced your mother to let me send these to you with her owl.

Keep it up, 

Love, Dad.

Matthew smiled and opened the box. It was filled with several large chocolate eggs, and a singular smaller one, too.

“Wh-what is all this?” Merula asked, having just appeared in the Great Hall.

“I think...” said Matthew, “It’s God’s way of saying, ‘Sorry, mate.’ Why, do you want some?”

Merula scowled, then walked over to the Slytherin table. Matthew just grinned.

[faithfulcat111]

Rewatching A Very Potter Sequel (honestly, it may be my favourite of the series which is a darn shame when we don't get a Brian R solo, but oh well). Had to split this one into two parts, so my favourite parts from Act 1, under the cut:

I'm gonna go ahead and say up top that Lucius and his dramatic dancing is one of my favourite things

Also Yakley in general

'Damn those wizard cops!'

It's Not Over Yet in general

'He marries Ginny. They live happily ever after. There is literally no way to move forward from this point.'

'Do you follow me?' 'No.'

The Weasley's in general

The Weasley sweaters

Arthur trying to work a muggle camera

Harry and Ron bonding over their mutual love of red vines

'Where have you been all my life?' 'Oh, in a cupboard under some stairs.'

The crocodile story

'You're Harry Freakin' Potter!'

The difference of Ron and Harry entering the train compartment

Harry giving Ron his headband

'Do you want a rat?' 'Ah!' 'It's my rat!' 'Oh, your rat!'

The Berty-Bots Every Flavour Beans

'What did you get?' 'Defeat.'

The candy lady slowly going across the background of the scene

The death eater replacing the candy lady

Remus on the train, literally everything about this scene is great

Snape's introduction

'I won't pretend to know.'

'I thought the traitor Sirius Black was my dad's best friend.' 'No, who told you that?' *later* 'It was probably blasphemy.'

Darren's voice

'WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER!'

The fact that no one questions Remus's weird behaviour about werewolves

'He said cute, he could only be talking about me.'

'There's no way we're losing to Slytherin or Ravenclaw or Jigglypuff.'

Dean just hitting Seamus in the stomach and him curling up slowly on the ground

Hermione Can't Draw scene

Coolest Girl is such a great song

Also Bonnie's voice

'Oh, Potter, where was I?' 'You were telling me to sit on a knife.'

'No! I am your dad's traitor best friend, no! I am your dad's traitor, no! I am your dad's best friend.'

'Don't go to the Shrieking Shack, I'm a werewolf in there.' 'Wait, what?'

Umbridge's face when she says Dumbledore

Getting Along is also a good song. I don't like this story arc, but damn is this song good

'And two days later, he died.'

'I'll give a big, fat kiss to whoever is brave enough to go in.' 'I'll do it.' 'Herman?' 'Here's the thing Herman, I'm not kissing you.'

'Lumos!' *pulls flashlight out*

Harry and Ron trying to actually say Hermione's name and just utterly failing

*sees a very obvious werewolf* 'IT'S A VAMPIRE!'

Harry actually landing Hermione's name right once and immediately forgetting it

'Or cool like Snape.' *puts arm up, forgetting Snape isn't there*

'And I for one would love to have a friend you could do my Ancient Runes essay.' 'Really?' 'Yeah cause it's due tomorrow.'

'You're so soft.' '*completely wrong person* Thanks!'

The whole scene with Remus covered in blood trying to explain why he was found next to a dead doe to Rita Skeeter

'That's bambi's mom.'

'I did the only thing that would make the situation less awkward for everyone.' 'What?' 'I disapperated.'

'Did you get my text?' 'Yes.' 'Well you didn't text me back.'

Lucius's return and his dramatic dance moves

'Daddy! You came to love me!'

'Who knew the counter-curse was just unjellify!'

'hoW DAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!'

*opening very clearly book-shaped package* 'I hope it's a puppy. Puppy! Puppy! Puppy!'

'Sirius Black!' 'Sirius Bla- oh checkmate.' 'Sirius Black!'

'If you yell, it only makes Sirius want to kill you faster.'

'I'M IN A RAGE!'

Those Voices - such a beautiful song

'Unjellify!' 'Harry, he's too much for us!'

Everyone immediately forgetting that Harry is in the room the minute he puts the invisibility cloak on

Sirius's first reaction to being revealed being to insult Snape.

'How can you let that criminal into the castle?' 'Especially in that outfit!'

'You can't disapperate inside of Hogwarts! Right?' *some audience member*: 'Right!' 'Right!'

[harryseyebrows]

for you twitter com/unjellify/status/1328700442809921540

cool

[fanonical]

harry: my spider senses are tingling

ron: that's the jelly-legs jinx malfoy just cast on you

harry: unjellify?

[unlearned-potential]

Yeah dino's unjellified. He DID turn into a jelly walker, right?

CARAMEL: Jellywalker? No, of course not... Dino-Sour's really there? He's been missing for five years! We thought he was-!

LEMON: ...Man, you guys are loud.

CARAMEL: -Oh, sorry, Lemon.

LEMON: Mmm...

[LEMON is now open for asks...]

[tomato-stained-genes]

it’s okay. the counter curse is just “unjellify.”

[lizord-lord]

If 2+2=5 then what does the animal in BRILLIANT minds say about the kangaroo?

submit yourself to me and your world will remain unjellified

[resetmypatientviolence]

Have you ever been in any other fandom's or had any other blogs?

Lmao, yes. I was a part of the Glee/Starkid fandom on Tumblr. I didn’t do much but liveblog episodes here and there from 2010-2014. Mostly rambled about life on Tumblr. I think my blog was unjellfiedblaine in reference to Starkid’s “unjellify” spell and Darren’s hair breaking free during the episode of Glee where they get drunk at Rachel’s home and honestly it’s one of my favorites at how ridiculous it is.

And I suppose the Sims fandom, too. I wasn’t on Tumblr but I was a mod/admin of a forum for a number of years and have friends from that time of my life on snap/Facebook.

[marielle-heller]

R “TAKE THIS YOU BASTARD! ALOHOMORA!”

H “JELLY-LEGS JINX!”

S “UNJELLIFY!”

H “HARRY HE’S TOO MUCH FOR US!”