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dendrochronologies · 8 months

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maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

#OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. SO WHAT? DON'T EVER MENTION THIS TO ME AGAIN. IF YOU DO I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.#i used to think about this interview all the tiiiiime i can't believe i let myself lose track of it!!!!!!!#maya angelou #FAVE #editing #*r #god i've read this a thousand times and i still laugh every time it's so GOOD #'OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. SO WHAT. DON'T EVER MENTION THIS TO ME AGAIN'#notifications are off for this besties 💗#i will eventually turn reblogs back on but 20k notes overnight was a little too much pls slow down ✋️#also pls do not follow me unless you are desperately in love with me. i can't make silly little personal posts with so many of you here!!!!

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captain-mozzarella · 6 months

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I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings

In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.

#what im saying is that if one jedi is mad at another #they will serve tea in a normal store bought boring looking teacup and not the wonky colourful child made ones #like they can feel the joy an creativity flow from the cups in the force amd it just makes tea time just so much better #so receiving tea in a store bought cup feels more lifeless (unless its a gift from a friend outside the temple or sth idk)#you know youve made it as a jedi when a youngling gifts you a teacup #yoda has multiple of those vitrine shelves to showcase his gigantic collection #Star Wars #obi wan kenobi #mace windu #shaak ti #plo koon #yoda #jedi council #mozza draws

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minzart · 6 months

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People who experience romantic and/or sexual attraction are so funny sometimes

They will ask "who's your crush?" And you will answer "i don't have one" and then it starts

"Why are you liying?", "you can trust me", "don't hide", "i don't belive you", "what?! Everyone has one come on", "hmhu it's [name] isn't it?".

in the extreme cases (mine once) they won't let you even leave the conversation and place it started

And so you lie

And when if "confession" comes from "name" and you reject it every single persson who made you lie will be angry.

Honey. Why the fuck are you angry? You decided a lie is more realistic than reality

#aroace #aromantic #asexual #have i ever told you guys the time i was in pre school and a gang of girls blocked me from getting out of the bathroom in school unless #i said a name of a random boy? no. yeah. and i didn't even knew what a fucking crush or even that i was aroace at the time. wild.#funniest thing was the mean girl try to flirt with said boy and confront me when i didn't even noticed. girl. i didn't even knew we had him #in class... literaly what are you trying to prove?

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mwagneto · 2 years

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sorry idk but the way the world is so fast and the people in it still want it to be faster is sooo annoying to me. people groaning while standing in line for 3 minutes people being mad the train ride is gonna take 2 hours people complaining that the bus is a few minutes late people being angry that construction work is taking months even though it used to take decades. don't you see the world is already so so so fast in every single aspect can't you understand that being mad will do nothing and just make your mood worse. enjoy the moments of stillness you're given. just stand in line and look at the people around you. sit on the train and watch the scenery. you'll get there.

#it's literally one of my main pet peeves not even sorry actually!!!!! esp ppl loudly complaining while standing in line or #when the train's like 2 minutes late coz it has to stop and ppl start yelling #hell even if it stops for 2 hours. who cares who cares who cares unless you're late for like a weeding or smtg who cares !!!!#literally just relax slow down. look at your phone idk #this one should be it's own post but like when people complain about budapest public transport it makes me so mad....#bruhhh shit's on time 99% of the time and it's like. outstandingly good compared to any other city #hungarian infrastructure in general like are the trains the best NO but they get you pretty much anywhere for like 30 cents #calm down !!!!!!!!!!#barking #humans

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bluenoisen · 5 months

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plunged into the deep end

#the parallels are paralleling with these two stay safe gwen </3 #tmagp #the magnus protocol #gwendolyn bouchard #jonathan sims #the archivist #gwen bouchard #the magnus archives #tma #my art #i just do enjoy crafting an image in my head and making it real #also blonde gwen has taken a hold of me..#when i draw her now i think im gonna make her blonde (unless she's having a Rough Time in which case her brown roots will be showing)#near the beginning of the tmagp season i imagined gwen would somehow be the one who could listen to all the tapes to hear what went down #would be cool #sam would also be a good candidate for that

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cracklewink · 7 days

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Discord redesign idea I had! He has three heads representing the three types of ponies that are constantly bickering.

#mlp #my little pony #discord #mlp fim #mlp discord #also his cutie mark is the symbol of chaos!#kind of in my mind the three heads are all “discord” like its not 3 characters its 1 guy with three heads. like when he makes copies of #himself to talk to himself in the show only permanent #so the main body doesnt get confused when he walks around #and when he talks they can talk at the same time. but they prefer not to lol unless its to be creepy. i think the voices from the 3 heads #sound more or less the same

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egophiliac · 3 days

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time for skeleman

with the lack of any other info yet, all I can focus on are those Charles Lloyd-looking sunglasses. they are absolutely sending me. I feel like we're gonna fall through a tree or whatever and this stitched-up boney gentleman is gonna pop out from behind a gravestone and start serenading us with some smooth jazz on the saxophone.

or should I say...the saxoBONE???????

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #doot #i drew this so fast i'm so sorry #god. we don't even have an event name yet what do i tag this with.#the only thing we know about him so far are 1) glasses #2) ~*wagahai*~#(is wagahai a jack thing because that's incredible)#(hold on i gotta look up the japanese dub)#i have zoomed in and i THINK he's got orange eyes but the pixels are defeating me #anyway excuse me for a moment while i vibrate so intensely that i start phasing through the floor #nightmare event is nigh!!!!#this is the number 1 event i have wanted most i can't believe it's real and it's actually happening #i've been dreaming of halloweentown boys for forever i am SO excited #slightly bummed it looks like there's not going to be a sally too but we can't have everything i guess #(unless...? 👀)#stream on the 29th let's GO #and for once it's not at like 4 AM my time thank you for small mercies twst #i wanna see my guys in fancy halloween suits!!!!

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cestacruz · 8 days

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Heyy, time for the troubles with the other two twins

[Part 2]

[Stanford and kid Stanley/Original]

Anyway! Good times with Stanley and Stanford, and sorry stan, but Ford has a little something to do

#my art #gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #twins in time au #?? i guess?#not rly twins in time tho actually...#gravity falls au #little ford doesnt realize whoever he's trying to call probably has a different number. hasnt grasped he's like 20ish years in the future #...unless he's calling the police #also goddamn that might not be the best car ever drawn BUT IT WAS MY FIRST TIME DRAWING A CAR AND WITHOUT REFERENCE #gravity falls is doing wonders for my art journey cuz i also Suck at drawing comics and yet here we are #i didn't think i would actually make more but i was possessed

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umblrspectrum · 23 days

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the Solver of the Absolute Fabric, the Void, the Exponential End acting like an entitled toddler is the funniest thing

#i havent drawn j proper in like half a year #and dd j in over a year. my gods #ill figure her out eventually. or ill forget she exists for another year who knows #her haircut is so goddamn hard to draw thank you liam for giving her like no screen time actually #regressed my style a bit. didnt like the more rounded approach it was going #give her a gameboy or something im sure they have a port for it #art #murder drones #murder drones j #serial designation j #murder drones cyn #murder drones flesha #murder drones skyn #skyn sounds cooler but flesha rolls off the tongue better. divorce leads children to the worst places #cw blood and gore #for flesha. shes got that aura #dont mind the semi cursive again i literally cannot read it myself unless its like this #how do you even draw a cursive f. thats not a letter thats a scribble

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el-pada · 10 months

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did you guys know one of the producers for samurai rabbit co-produced fucking saw of all things

(edit forgot to add jei kramer aka why i drew all this in the first place)

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catmask · 5 months

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if you didnt want me to empathize/ask questions about your fictional monster why did you make it born into circumstances outside of its control that make everyone believe it is intrinsically evil. you expect me to buy that something is born into evil regardless of its choices or actions and its not those that describe it/made it that way r who i should be questioning??

#unless a monster is literally just an animal but then its not really evil is it. its just a beast #most of the time theyre just playing or hungry. or scared #thats not evil but in a way thats frightening too #txt #scratchpost

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cj-the-random-artist · 4 months

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Here's a Cult of the Lamb comic that I scripted on a whim and then spent. Actual time on.

I hope y'all like this cuz it was fun to make and. I spent actual time on it lmfao

(Also for the "brought Narinder back" line. I started a new save and I swear between my two saves he's died three times. This guy. Goodness gracious.)

#cult of the lamb #cult of the lamb fanart #cotl #cotl fanart #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #not gonna tag the other bishops or sozo cuz theyre in it for like. 1 panel so i dont think that counts #see this is what happens when i get stressed out and have big feelings. i make stuff lmfao #but yea this was fun. and yea its 'angst' or whatever but its not sposed to be taken super seriously or anything #(unless u want to. i cant tell u what to do ig lmfao)#but yea this was fun. enjoy this thing that i spent actual time on.

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phantom-shell · 1 year

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Vampworld Finn!! He tends to bring pillows he finds in abandoned homes back to the tank. He can't fall asleep at ALL without a pile- Thus, the pillow corner was created.

Pt.1, Next

#Gee I wonder why he has such trouble sleeping unless he's on something super soft #It couldn't possibly be because he's originally from a world where all the floors are PILLOWS #vampworld finn #Adventure time #Fionna and Cake #finn the human #finn mertens #princess bubblegum #art #artwork #digital art #my art #fanart

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astradella · 1 year

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