#update Feb 2023

[meetinginsamarra]

sorted by word count/series

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Mutual Attraction 94k , pre ASiP, different first meetings, casefic, pining

The day when a homeless drug addict and a suicidal ex-soldier met was the beginning of something until then unheard-of: Mutual Attraction. Of course, not all was what it looked like in the first place but the days of boredom, loneliness and lack of purpose were history. A case had to be solved, lives had to be saved and a developing relationship had to be tackled.

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Here I Am -series, the pornwithoutplot which evolved into pornwithplot with feels and whump

The Toe that didn´t belong 6.9k, Part One

Every time John thought back to the occasion the funny thing was that the first thing he had noticed to be out of place had been a…toe.

The Embers still glow when I´m sober 14,5k, Part Two

When Sherlock woke up the morning after he actually felt good. Which was completely unexpected. Although he was sort of anxious about John´s reaction when he would notice that the punk who did not belong in his bed and who had coaxed him into having shameless sex last night was still there.

Gravity is missing from everything 23.5k, Part Three

People bumped into him, cussing and throwing death glares. Blocking their way, Sherlock stood frozen in a throng of commuters. “Are you high?” one shouted into his vacant face. Funnily enough he actually was not. This was all John´s fault. Inflicting a date on him. To have dinner.

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Learn My Scars, 38k, written for whumptober 2022, Serbia and the aftermath

After being thrown down and strangled, Sherlock leaves John in the restaurant, angry and deeply hurt. When John follows Sherlock to 221b, he learns that Sherlock’s scars have not been acquired by “gallivanting around” for two years.

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The 13th Book 26.5k,  a magical realism AU with demon Sherlock

Summoning a demon was actually quite simple if you could avoid getting killed in the process. Therefore, only the powerful, the desperate or the stupid would attempt it. John Watson was likely the first, definitely the second but hopefully not one of the third kind.

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Sherlock’s Secret Laboratory Journal 6k, my outlet for writing cracky hilarious Sherlock, will become a series with adding a chapter for each new experiment

What does a helplessly pining but absolutely clueless Sherlock do in order to woo an oblivious John? He turns to the internet for advice on the art of seduction and notes the experiments in his secret laboratory journal.

Oyster and Mushroom Soup 9k, Sherlock’s latest attempt at seduction, Part 2 of the Secret Lab Journal series

Sherlock's second try to win over John involves a lot of special cooking recipes.

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Wretched and Divine – series punklock and doctor John

Wretched and Divine 5.1k, Part One

Dr. John Watson is on call at the A&E when he attempts to treat a very special patient. Instead he finds himself a very special treat.

The Aftermath is Secondary 19.5k, Part Two

Will John and Sherlock really go on the agreed date in the infamous punkrock club “The Misfit”? Will their sexual tension finally be resolved? Is it really going to be dangerous? And will Sherlock really wear the promised fishnet top? (Oh God, yessss!)

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Winning a lost bet 8.2k, pole-dancing at the XMas party

A lost bet makes Sherlock and John perform a pole-dance in costumes at the Yard´s Christmas party. It was supposed to be humiliating but instead the couple nailed it.

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Until the final breath escapes 1.9k, spooky Halloween fic

In a world turned hostile they hold onto their love until the final breath escapes.

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First-Hand Experience 0.9k, for Sherlock Challenge “Move”

Sherlock stood awkwardly in front of John, looking down at it and suddenly asking himself if this had actually been such a good idea.

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221Plants 0.8k, for Sherlock Challenge “Plant”

Why is there a jungle on the coffee table in 221b?

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Flag 0.8k, for Sherlock Challenge “Flag”

Sitting by the well after John´s rescue, Sherlock remembers his friend Victor.

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Nail  0.2k, for Sherlock Challenge “Nail”

Sherlock´s thoughts before he falls

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Mark 0.1k  drabble for wednesday 100 writing challenge

Sherlock is the hundredth day away from John

[luvxiem]

under the night sky

##INFO

luca kaneshiro x gn!reader, suggestive, established relationship, lowk borderline smut :skull: literally all u do is make out

word count: 630

##SUMMARY

you're the oasis he's been searching for amidst an endless desert

“your hair looks good like this,” you sigh, twirling blonde locks around your finger as luca adjusts his hold on your hips. the usual side pony was let down for the evening after a long day of work and stress and your lover looks up at you through thick lashes, a boyish grin adorning his face.

“mmmm, yeah?” he murmurs, leaning forward to steal another kiss. large palms run up your thighs that were straddling his own to the sides of your waist, your loose fitting t-shirt riding up exposing bare skin to the warm summer air. slick lips brushed against yours and you let out a small gasp as luca’s tongue slipped into your mouth with ease.

he’s warm, incredibly so and if you didn’t know any better you would’ve thought the man under you was sick with a fever. despite the many kisses you’ve shared since coming outside to the pool deck, luca presses against you with just as much passion as the first, eager hands gripping your hips tightly before sliding lower to cup your ass. small bruises littered your skin where the blonde got a bit overzealous in his affections, yet you couldn’t bring yourself to care when his touch feels like bliss.

“mmmmm.”

separating with a loud smack, you lean back and let out a soft chuckle when luca chases after you with a whine. a string of spit connected you two until you licked your lips, hooded eyes observing your boyfriend who was now currently nuzzling the area where your shoulder met your neck and leaving a trail of soft kisses across your collarbone.

a sudden pain forces a sharp moan out of you, blunt nails digging into luca’s biceps as he laps at the newly forming bruise in apology.

“you taste so, you taste so good,” he groans, resting his forehead on your chest for a moment to catch his breath. distantly, you wonder if it was possible for him to get an asthma attack if you keep this up for too long.

you’re running your fingers through his hair once again when the world abruptly spins around you—a yelp escaping your lips as you find yourself laying down on the pool chair, your boyfriend looming over you with hunger in his gaze.

you roll your eyes before letting out a pleased sigh when luca starts trailing wet kisses down the length of your body, his gentle caresses almost reverent in the way he devoted equal attention to every part of you.

“love you,” he mumbles, pressing his cheek against the heated skin of your thigh before peering up at you, seemingly waiting for your permission to go any further.

you gesture at him to come closer, reaching up to grip the back of his neck and pulling him down to seal your mouth over his once more. luca’s heart feels as if it will pound right out of his chest and his lungs are screaming for air but the taste of you on his tongue leaves him unable to think of anything else.

he’s greedy for you—the years you’ve been together doing nothing to satiate the need his body has to feel you against him at all hours of the day. maybe later down the line the burning hunger will die down into a warm flame, the velvet box hiding in the back of his underwear drawer a testament to his devotion for you. perhaps a few kids that were a perfect mix of your hair and his eyes will finally appease the possessive part of him that never seems satisfied despite the many hickeys decorating your body, but for now luca is happy to remind you of his love for you through other means. the night is still young after all.

##WRITTEN ON 230103

[choices-binglebonkus]

[hldailyupdate]

"It's so good to be home!"

-Harry during his Brit Award speech winning the Best Pop/R&B Act! (11 February 2023)

[worthitupdates]

stevenkwlim: Her: He’s probably up to no good rn Me and the boys:

Posted on February 20th, 2023.

[good-realtor-bad-realtor-dynamic]

I found these Glenimages of the four guys at the BlackBerry panel yesterday on random news sites. Also found some photos from the premiere later in the evening on the same news websites.

somebody get peepaw home he's looking a little dead-eyed from all this human-human interaction

[cultofpoppy-tm]

Poppy for Marvin Magazine

[formerheroeswhoquittoolate]

fine I'll do it I'll make an about me post (this sounds begrudging but I actually am excited to do so)

anyway hi! my name's kili (yes like the dwarf in the hobbit) and uh here's some stuff about me that's not in my blog description

I like comics! I like them a lot. despite the size discrepancy between my batfamily posting and my marvel posting at this point in time I'm actually a way bigger marvel fan than dc fan (just because dc's continuity mess is a lot for my stickler-for-cohesiveness brain to handle)

I also like superheroes! one of these first two points may be a side effect of the other.

I do read comics! I know a lot of marvel and dc fans don't (which is fine! by the way) but yeah I do so generally speaking I tend to be talking about those more. also it's been my special interest for like six plus years so I know a lot. sorry in advance.

I am a proud member of the "charles xavier sucks" club. the man should not be trusted with anyone's children. ever. or adults. or even like plants. just put him in a little cardboard box with a plastic cactus. he'll be fine.

I really enjoy storytelling, both doing it myself and analyzing how other people do it. the second thing is much easier to do than the first but I try my best! (I'm black_banners_raised on ao3, by the way)

I have my own rules for capitalization and they probably seem arbitrary, but in general I tend to not capitalize unless I'm more or less writing an essay. if you're ever confused by my tone please ask! I don't mind clarifying.

I like parentheses (this is probably obvious)

I also really really like music and I probably won't post about it much but I have playlists for a lot of stories/characters and I love thinking about sound and lyrics and all of that. it's just another form of storytelling! and it's such a fun form too.

I work in a church! my job is actually to help make it more progressive and accessible to people who are not old and white and it's going well I think (as of now my biggest accomplishment is a summer camp inclusive to disabled and neurodivergent campers, but I'm working on single-use gender neutral bathrooms!)

I'm not a great artist but I absolutely love fanart! (people who can draw have my eternal admiration)

I'll probably think of other things and add them later

and yeah that's me! hi it's nice to meet you

[ashe-fics]

This is my personal repository for the QL books in digital format. I have some version of most of them, but there are a few gaps and most have not been fully converted. However, I have successfully read several without having cleaned up the OCR text so they're not that bad.

Please enjoy - I'm working with @walks-the-ages in an attempt to get all of them available as nice eBooks on the Internet Archive -- eventually ^_^

Also if anyone is interested in filling gaps, I recommend the Android app vFlat for capturing pages and converting to digital text.

What I don't have yet:

Obsessions

Foreknowledge

All the rest I have at least some version of.

[abybweisse]

I'm glad to see the Undertaker's identity poll is leaning towards him being Cedric. 😃

Really surprised how many voters still think he's not related at all. 😮

[felicityphoenix5]

Sup folks hello and welcome to my blog i am Nix or Felix and i post things (shockingly, yes, i know /sar)

[My Tagging "System"] [Ao3]

hi. I'm Canadian, a minor, adhd, and i use xe/xem/xyr pronouns.

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you are legally required by law to follow loki @spacedykez if u are following me (and even if you're not following me). we are PARTNERS and a package deal as evidenced by these images <33333

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fandoms:

former mcyt blog, will still reblog stuff from there

band stuff (idkhow, the narcissist cookbook, ajr, noah kahan)

been gettin really into sherlock holmes stuff and im tryin to post more of that CRINGE IS DEAD I AM FREE

tasm (as soon as i find some good posts about it it is OVER for yall)

really anything funny + cool, if i see it ill reblog it idc

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i run @lifesteal-headcanons !! I'm the (currently) singular mod over there, send in your headcanons!! I promise that everyone there is really really normal and totally didn't start a three-season roleplay accidentally.

speaking of roleplay-

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THE OTTERVERSE!!!

What is it? Why should you care? Why are me and my friends so obsessed with it?

The Otterverse is a currently three-season roleplay story that i do with @spacedykez, @mushroompoisoning @bugsinthebayou, @wisp-exe, @gumy-shark, @cats-thoughts and a bunch of other anons! each of us has our own character(s), and the majority of it is acted out in Loki's inbox (yet another reason to follow it). For better explanations, go here (s1 + s2 recap), here and here, (general overviews),

You should care about it because it's cool. Hmm? that answer not good enough for you? fine, how about this one then.

*ahem* *commercial narrator voice*

Do YOU like LESBIANS? Shakesperian tragedy? Hamilton? The Apocalypse? Literally Every Character Is Queer And No I'm Not Exaggerating? More Lesbians? Angst? WELL, DO I HAVE THE STORY FOR YOU!!

And the moots are Still Insane over it because we're the ccs of this stupid little story, we were there for it, we experienced it in real-time, and we love our little fucked up ocs <33333

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Important Images + Userboxes

[shortansweet]

To the outer world and college I'm like the cool put together bad bitch who has her emotions under control....as soon as I get home I'm the biggest cry baby who'll sob tf out over any minor inconvenience

[hldailyupdate]

Harry just won the Brit Award for Best Pop/R&B Act! Congrats Harry! (11 February 2023)

[worthitupdates]

andrewilnyckyj: How do I make my cat a lap cat?

Posted on February 8th, 2023.

[classycoffeecat]

Happily reading posts like a nice morning newspaper...

enjoying watching everyone mclosing it about jibcon like :3

[clarislam]

Tumblr Blog Revamp is complete!

After some struggles trying to update my Tumblr blog and trying to get help, I finally updated it and revamped it in the process! 

The best way I can explain why I couldn’t go in and customize it before was that the theme I was using must’ve somehow become broken and/or too outdated to use on the site. Because of this, I decided to install a new theme and revamp the blog as a whole. 

This Tumblr blog is now updated with the latest info as of today (Feb. 25th, 2023), and I hope to update this blog more regularly. Thank you to everyone for your patience!