#upsetti spaghetti fucking whatever

[justasmallbloginabigklainefandom]

im still so upset that someone wrote a niche crossover fic between two of my biggest fandoms that no one has ever crossed over before but the storyline is such a big bad dead dove do not eat i don’t wanna touch with with a 10tf pole but i also wanna tell that person i am kissing them on the lips for just having the big brained galaxy brain to cross these two fandoms

[ahsokasloyalty]

My Funny Clone Wars fix it au headcanons No. I.

As per my pre-previous post - the greatest fix it au of all is the Zillo Beast eating Palps as a fucking snack.

Now, some people have pointed out in the aforementioned post that Sheev must be awful and the Zillo Beast does not deserve an upset stomach.

That is true but let me tell you this. I don’t give a fuck.

My beautiful baby can take a lightsaber and doesn’t get hurt. One rotten sith in her giant stomach ain’t gonna do shit.

The more important thing is that it would be so fucking hilarious.

Because no one is technically at fault. It’s not a separatist plot or some shit. Everyone is fully aware that it was Palpatine’s stupid idea to bring the poor thing to Coruscant, so not only did he endanger the inhabitants of Coruscant, he got himself killed. Anakin’s upsetti spaghetti, but that’s about all he can do, it’s not like he can take a revenge on the Beast. The other jedi are like “ooh well” and go on with their lives pretending they are mourning. Before anyone knows it a new chancellor is elected. In two weeks no one gives a shit. Anakin feels better and feels bad about it, because... his friend is dead? But he feels good? The council with Obi-Wan in lead are happy that no one is telling Anakin what to think about them now and Padmé starts educating him about normal politics that don’t involve admiring dictatorships. No one is leading the war on both ends now so it kind of dies out.

No one ever finds out who Palpy was and it is the most hilarious of options. It’s like Voldemort trying to become immortal and dying severly younger than a wizard normally would. Palpatine wants to gain more power and control all of galaxy and he dies and no one even knows how powerful he was and what he managed. Those who know of course won’t say shit. Dooku’s like “time for retirement” and hides so the republic doesn’t find him. Maul finds out and gets even more mad for whatever reason. Maybe he wanted to kill his master by himself. Of course he still goes for Obi-Wan in a dramatic great ways, always fails and gets hissy about it. Maybe he tells someone but they’re like “yeah sure” and call Obi-Wan that his regular unstable nemesis is waiting for his audience.

(I don’t really know if any politician knew or maybe members of the Trade Federation, I don’t think so. If I’m right Grievous didn’t know either, so Sheevy is just dead and no one misses him.)

And now to the most important part - the Zillo Beast is transported once more, this time on an inhabited planet and no one bothers her ever again.

(In my language Beast feels more female, so it’s she/her to me.)

[littlefirefly42]

I'm a little upsetti spaghetti I'm ngl

Spoilers for ATSV under the cut

It is so wild to me that people are getting legitimately mad at Gwen for lying Miles when she literally had no choice. She was homeless, and as far as she knew if she went back to her dimension she would get arrested and charged with murder. The only way to prevent that from happening was for her to listen to Miguel and do whatever he said. So yeah, she lied to Miles, but she had no choice.

In fact, it was pretty damn cool of her to visit Miles in the first place, because she didn't have to do that. She was putting herself at risk for that. Same with when she defends him in front of Miguel, catches him during the chase scene and then lets him go, yells at Miguel in defense of him, and gathers all the spider people to find him. Y'all want to talk about how badly she treats Miles when she literally risks everything for him multiple times during the movie.

Also, super random detail you may have missed, SHE'S SIXTEEN. Of course she's going to make stupid mistakes! Of course she's going to accidentally hurt people! She's a teenager who's scared and alone and the one person who was supposed to love her unconditionally and always be there for her turned on her. And you just expect her to just be perfect???

AND ANOTHER THING- It is the same people who are slandering the fuck out of Gwen that are defending Miguel even though he beat the shit out of Miles for wanting to save his dad and continuously shifted the blame for his actions and failures onto other people and let his trauma turn him into an emotionless asshole. Miguel is a grown ass adult. You guys are going to be pissed at a homeless teen doing what she has to do but not a grown ass adult refusing to healthily process his trauma and choosing to use it against others for no reason? That's fucked up.

You know what else is fucked up? Y'all wouldn't care if Hobie was in Gwen's position. You'd be falling over yourselves defending him. The thing about morally grey characters is that everyone fucking loves them until they're a women. Then suddenly they're a bitch and they're evil and they're backstabbing and it's so fucking annoying to me if you're a misogynist just say that.

And if I get a single reply about her opening Mile's action figure I'm gonna lose it.

[labratofthemonth]

Why þe fuck dont you use letter þ you dumb cunt fuckhead, you bitchass fuckhoe. I hope you battle your sleep paralysis demon and lose.

someone’s a little upsetti spaghetti or whatever

[psychcdelica]

@ednaeflowers sent: 11. Are there some things you dislike about how the show/series/etc. portray the character you have picked up? If so, what? / for any character you wanna talk about ( ˘⌣˘ )

Actually looking back at my muse list, I have to admit that whatever Uchikoshi did to Boss and Clover in the following games has me for lack of better words - upsetti spaghetti, and that's mostly what I feel is dumbing down Clover's character in VLR, whereas for Boss she feels idk, colder in a way - especially when she adopts a kid just to be her "shadow operative" within ABIS. (An already supposedly secret police organization) like??? Yeah she'd do a lot to gain the upper hand, but adopting a kid just because they're superhuman is a bit, ugh for me.

But Bubblez! You say, the plot twist in AiNi!!! To which I reply, Fuck that.

[theliterarywolf]

You know, I see a lot of TOTK comics and fan works portray link as being but hurt over Sidon getting married. While that’s a perfectly fine way to go in terms of fanfic/comics, I think an equally entertaining way to portray the situation is Link being annoyed that he missed the wedding and didn’t get to attend Sidon’s bachelor party (which everyone references as being totally awesome).

So, I actually had a really good thought about this way back when I was doing some Lynel hunting in TotK.

Because, yeah: common current fanfic trope of Link being upsetti-spaghetti that Sidon didn't tell him he was getting married, whatever.

However, in my eyes, it's really more 'the game's writing presents this development and pretty much does nothing with it outside of the 'Get fish' mission and Yona and her attendants minding the Domain so Link and Sidon can journey to the Water Temple.

And you know what would have been perfect in terms of making it feel like Link (and, by extension, the player) was actually involved in that whole bit of development?

When you're fucking around Lanayru, you can stumble upon this one secluded area called the Zora Promenade (or something along those lines). Basically, it's a really pretty area near a waterfall full of architecture and stuff like that that is filled with monsters.

Why not have a sidequest where, after you do the Water Temple plotline, you can go back to the Domain and talk to Yona where she mentions 'You probably think it's weird that I was announced as Queen yet there hasn't been a wedding yet... Well, on the one hand, Sidon and I discussed it and we decided to hold off on the ceremony until Princess Zelda has returned safely. However... The site that the wedding is supposed to be held at..."

And then you could get a sidequest where you and Yona journey to the Promenade area and you have to clear the area from monsters and also use Zonai Tech to fix a broken decoration or something.

That way you aren't only being involved in that aspect of the story but it also gives time to... develop... Yona... into an actual character...

RATHER THAN THE SIGNPOST THAT THE GAME MADE HER.

[edgyandoverzealous]

Show Log: Ninjago Masters of Spinjitzu Pt 1

My thoughts and opinions during my first watch through of Ninjago Masters of Spinjitzu because I'm a poor boy from a poor family and trans so I was robbed of most "male children entertainment". My first thoughts as I've found I am now fully invested in the show. Featuring what I learned in my human development class. Mostly my son, Lloyd in this one because it's not fair and I'm upsetti spaghetti.

Season 2 episode 5:

• the ninjas are idiots, your honor, what's new you ask? As far as I've watched nothing, they're idiots, albeit lovable ones don't get me wrong, but they do not know the fundamental rule for raising children and neither does Master Wu.

• play is a child's work and in order for a child to progress and develop normally and happily there needs to be a balance and Lloyd has not been given that balance with his training. In short, they're fucking up a perfectly good kid. They're gonna fuck up his development and he's going to develop a complex or a mental disorder of sorts and it's gonna be traced back to you in therapy later. <3

• I know Lloyd is the Green Ninja meaning one day he will be so strong he'll save all of Ninjago from his evil dad. It's his destiny. Blah blah blah. Shut up, sit down and look that 8-10 year old boy in the eyes. He's just a kid. He's already dealing with his abandonment issues from world's best father/s (more on him at the end in season one observations) and trying to figure out who he is.

• Honestly that alone ensures he's gonna struggle for quite some time and ensure he needs therapy because canonically, Lord Garmadon left Lloyd at a young age, showed up, and then left again so Lloyds attachment style is an anxious/avoidant type because hey parents the way you do or don't care for your kids will follow them for the rest of their lives. If I were to take a swing at it I'd assume it's more of an Anxious-avoidant attachment style going by how Lloyd handles rejection/being left alone, accepting it with little protest and how he treats the others upon return, slight aggression/irritation before acceptance and interaction. He also attempted to make it known that he didn't want to be left alone but often ended up that way anyways.

• This is why he needs more stability and for people to attempt to build stable fucking attachments with him before he's too old to seek that himself and has years of unpacking himself to "undo" heal the damage caused to whatever extent they can.

• Oh wait, it's already too late because the color coded idiots fucked around, found out, and Lloyd being Lloyd trying to be good and helpful got tangled in and now he went from being 8-10 to mid-teen years based on appearance.

• Note: My boy Jay actively was against this. He didn't want to rob Lloyd of his childhood, at least physically, he at least wanted Lloyd to be raised normally. But Lloyd and his ever developing hero compels (I believe it's closer to a Martyr complex due to destructive nature of his sacrifice) couldn't let them worm around it so he sacrificed his youth and childhood.

• He sacrificed his childhood, literally and figuratively, for the sake of his essentially adoptive family's safety and no one even thanked him? Guys. *exasperated* Guys, he's going to be so fucked up. He's going to need years of counseling.

• Also if my boy loses his whimsy and playful nature because of this I'm going to riot and I mean it. Lloyd has the potential for a happier healthier childhood than he'd previously had and threw it away so if he's forever changed, which let's face it he probably is, imma be so mad.

Season 1-Season 2 ep 4: additionals

• Jay is a mechanic son who is kinda bad at making his shit to work first try is endearing and the fact he was so mean to his parents the first time pisses me off because they're the sweetest.

• Jay is just like me frfr bc I too look at my partner with heart eyes at all time and if yours doesn't find one who does. Also he ignores problems until last minute but don't stare at that one for too long.

• Jay's type is women who can kick his ass but won't because they're sweethearts and like his goofy ass.

• Or alternatively Nya's type is goofy goobers who have false confidence and appreciate her strengths/skills

• Nya outdoing her brother in everything is everything to me. Also she's super fucking smart she built an entire samurai suit and most of the tech/vehicles for the team and they work damn near flawlessly every time. Genius strong and pretty.

• Cole being the son of a musical theatre kid and promptly choosing an art that is not upon first glance anything like musical theatre is the most son of a musical theatre kid thing to ever exist.

• Him then using dance moves in his fighting is fundamentally hilarious and I love him for that. He can also sing and as the groups "emo", which he totally is because hes the quiet brooding one, that's so fucking funny. It's even funnier that he's like that because he lost a competition when he was 7 because of a failed dance move.

• Kai, Nya's brother, Kai looks out for Nya which is sweet and he supports her 110% they balance each other really well. I want them to interact more.

• He's also smarter than he lets on because he was first to realize Lloyd was the green Ninja. I also love how he's developed from obsessive and selfish to be more selfless and responsible.

• Zane's backstory almost made me cry. He's a ninjabot made to protect those who can't protect themselves but was raised by the scientist who created him like a sonm it's just so sweet and wholesome. I'm pretty sure it anything else happens to him I'll lose it because I love him.

• also before Zane knew he was a robot he was still my favorite because he's so powerful and wholesome in general as a character his heart is in the right place and I love him simply put.

• Lord Garmadon, I hate you. You set your boy you clearly love in some sense up for failure the moment he was born with your abandonment and frankly your wish washy personality is screwing up a perfectly good kid. You tell him you're proud of him and then tell him to quit because he'll never be good enough? Dude screw you. I hope you and your snake bus fall into a different dimension of no escape. <3

• Also he destroyed the snake that bit him so now he's just being evil for the sake of evil knowing perfectly well that he's putting his own son through the horrors.

[silkiemae]

A Year of Tea and Honey by Piper CJ

I want to say this is probably the best writing that Piper CJ has done. It's a far cry from the overwritten, pretentious, melodramatic prose that we're used to. Sure, there are still some issues with typos and head-hopping, but this book was far easier to read than the others. No stopping to roll my eyes out of my head this time LMFAO. 

spoilers so you don't have to waste your time reading this novella A Year of Tea and Honey focuses on Yazlyn as she falls in love with a zoologist(didn't zoology start in the 16th century? What time period is this book fucking set in?) named Isra. It starts with Yazlyn befriending Gadriel as he pouts in a bar after getting rejected, and then the two develop a friendship despite Gadriel being Yazlyn's general because she doesn't want to fuck him so it's fine if they're friends because the rules that they can't be friends is only in place so they don't fuck....so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (wtf? I'm sorry, what?) Anyway, over the next however long, Yazlyn and Gadriel continue frequenting bars picking up chicks and boning them, thinking of them as 'conquests'. I'm not gonna lie, it kinda rubs me the wrong way to have Yazlyn thinking of other women like this. Aside from Isra, she almost looks at every other woman like a piece of meat. 

Yazlyn and Isra meet and immediately it's unlike any other relationship ever because all they did was talk that first night, then they fall in love for like a minute and Isra leaves to go do her zoology shit. Yazlyn asks Isra to wait for her but she jumps to immediate conclusions that Isra has found a new girlfriend when she sees her arm in arm with another woman. (because female friendships are unheard of apparently.) and then goes and sleeps with someone else immediately after. 

They make up, they date for seven years. The 5/5 spicy scene is still super vague with lots of scientific chemical words thrown in so apparently Nox isn't the only one who's sucking oxytocin out of dicks. Yazlyn is getting it from Isra's coochie. Idk about you guys but to me, a spicy scene that is rated 5/5 should have actual descriptive sex, not just an amalgamation of flowery metaphors and then 'and she stuck a ice dildo inside her and she came'. Read Slaying the Vampire Conqueror by Carissa Broadbent if you want some actual well-written spice. That's one of the only ones I've read yet that had me like ...."oh." 

They break up after Isra wants to leave for three years to go study. Yazlyn is upsetty spaghetti about it and goes to get wasted in a bar. Some 'C' named woman drugs Yazlyn and tries to bring her home despite her refusals. Isra shows up to save the day. They lie in bed together and say goodbye. The end.

EDIT: I wanted to add in it's kinda wild to me that Yazlyn is cool being in the relationship she's in with Nox when she got so incessantly jealous all the time over Isra just mentioning other people she's met. Like she suspects Isra of wanting to bone everyone she comes into contact with and is so beyond insecure. How is she cool with being in a weird hate-fuck relationship with Nox knowing that Nox is also getting head all the time from Malik and has that whatever-relationship with Amaris?

[kuma-shima]

writes a confession. makes it a private post just for shits and giggles

nah jk unless

"i do not want to be casually intimate with someone who does not feel just casual about me" this is so normal but also consider i am so not normal but also like. i can just watch you from a distance. like i'll be fine

also what i was trying to say earlier is just like. i am not a real alive human person. full ass just Not. like i EXIST sure yeah okay yeah but also like. idk i'm here i exist but that's all i got i am not alive and i am not human. idk how to tell if i'm like. "not human" in the same way jill's shit is or not or if you're right about it being like a comfort thing??? because it is a fact whether it comforts me or not. like i'm just here i'm not like REAL or anything lol?? like none of us are "real" we're all brain paper dolls of fictional characters

i don't know if that's some kinnie fictive shit because i don't think memories are real (like i talked about the pain. pain is different. like i can feel my arm being gone and i can feel my eye being gone and i can feel hands in my brains and all that but that's not the same thing as your memories. that's just pain.) but idk

idk maybe shit's real maybe it's not. either way the one junko you remember who like. got izuru pregnant and shit? couldn't be me lmao

and like. he was "not sad not happy just disappointed in my specific emotionless way" about me being not that one or something right? idk who give a shit i don't. like bestie joke etc. realluy fucking rude of him to call me boring but also i do not care about anybody else thinking about me tbh like toko is my girlbestie like the way straight girls call each other girlfriend but less confusing and stuff like i trust her i care about her opinions i like that she likes talking to me i like that jill likes talkignto me but also like it's whatever.

and i don't know if you had feelings for that one from your old shit and i know i am disappointing sooooo many people by being calmer now. stirring less shit so far. like i still wouldn't call myself "good" but tthat also feels more along the lines of "i wouldn't call myself real" than "i am so specificaly a bad person who does bad things" like i am a copy of a character who was a bad person and did bad things yeah absolutely 100%. but i don't do shit aside from yearning honestly??? idk. idk if the other one did anything with you or if you two had baby or anything like casper's got like five daughters he's got toko and jill and nagisa and also marieka and also the other one (we saw a wig when looking for mine that made him so fucking upsetti spaghetti because it was all brownish blackish with blue underhighlights and they put it on a wig head with the same autism stare and dark blue eyes and flat expressionless mouth and it made him FEEL things lol)

like speaking of casper. i know you've got your pinkie promise shit you two talk about. like. that's different. all of my "next time around" stuff from the source is from alive human junko in reference to postdeath nonhuman ai junko in the nwp shit? if we remember shit right lmao. idk we haven't finished rewatching udg or sdr2 yet

like you might not think it's fair to me but literally just being able to talk to you is so much more than i ever would have even CONTEMPLATED getting like girl help you're already too nice

this is so out of order. sorry anyways. like was there a me who got to hold you and be with you in more than just the canonical "oh i snuck into your room and watched you sleep" kinda way. like i'd be happy to have just that. i was happy to have just that when we visited you and shit. idk memories are stupid but do i only think this because i'm jealous of the junko you remember hwo is not me? lol. lmao. what fuckin if.

idk how to explain this any better and our computer needs to restart to update anyway. i'll answer any questions you have though lol

[cherpbooboo]

Recently, I connected to a prompt and I thought things were going well. We discussed a setting that we both seemed to like for the RP, an Island resort. I asked about limits and they told me "as long as it makes sense with in the setting." They said something along the lines of diapers and scat wouldn't make much sense, but musk, sweat, and some other stuff would.

This prompted me to mention musk and sweat were some of my hard no's. They responded with. "Well, what do you think happens under the hot sun." and claimed they were just teasing and asked for more of my no's.

I gave them the full list and then they replied with "It's weird to want this setting with those two no's, but the rest are doable."

I responded with "I don't think so. I like the island resort setting. It's just some facets of the human body gross me out." And then they ended the chat, which I am not upset about. I am, however, a little upset that they teased me and called me having a boundary "weird".

Maybe I am reading too much into it and I am getting butthurt over nothing. It doesn't feel reportable it just feels a little rude to respond like that.

1. You are well within your rights to be upset bc wtf is that exchange

2. “What do you think happens under the hot sun?” BABY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT??

Nah you are not the asshole here anon. You pushed your boundaries and THEY got Betty upsetti spaghetti because you wouldn’t roll over and b like okay :/.

[aikoiya]

OH MY GOD!!

MATH IS THE MOST INCLUSIVE CLASS ON EARTH PRECISELY BECAUSE IT HAS LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH SEX OR RACE OR PREFERENCE OR PRONOUNS!!!

Math is logic & reasoning. It is literally 1+1=2! It is about objective facts!

You want to change that, then have fun & you can celebrate when all the buildings start collapsing around you & all the machines either explode or brake down because your dumb effing ass didn't do your math right because you think that reality is subjective, mathematics is malleable, & there is no such thing as objective fact!

You think a building will even hesitate to crush you beneath it? Because it won't. The thing is that inanimate objects such as buildings don't care about you or your feelings. Much like how math doesn't care either.

What you idiots need to do is get your lgbtq nonsense outta math & stick to fucking sex ed!

Why does sex need to be in everything?? Why are you slutty gossips so obsessed with sex & who's fricking who? Get a damn life!!

Here's the thing. If there is no objective fact, then your preferred pronouns aren't objective fact either. Therefore, they are subjective just like everything else. Therefore, I can call you whatever the eff I want because that's what I feel like. Because that's all that really matters now; feelings. So, if I call you a miss, then you can't complain because that's my truth.

And yes, I am feeling unusually upsetty spaghetti right now, but even still, at least I'm still talking logic & not whatever the eff moonspeak the lgbtq do.

[rainswings]

Yknow.

Usually it's not about the place, it's about the people that were there, and usually I'm one to preach that, but sometimes it is about the place. Sometimes it's about finally having a place that feels safe and like home and taking things out of boxes and putting up paintings because it's home. Sometimes it is about the place and you want to admit "I was here, I was foolish and believed I could get comfortable here and I still like it here and I'm not allowed here any more and I'm sad about that".

Sometimes you want a last memory of a place to have some meaning and not just vacuuming the floors.

Sometimes it's about the place. Sometimes it's about never having a home and having a home and losing your childhood home and damn it, you just wanna admit that you really did like having a space.

[chaos-event-horizon]

Rant in tags. Asks v welcome to distract me from my mortal obligations.

[emptyrule]

  once more thinking about [redacted] and how everything is literally against morgan and how she becomes so disillusioned and how her she’s not emotionaless but doesn’t feel as strongly anymore due to Everything (tm) and how much she cares for her dotter and the head pats and and and --

[aggravatetheaxe]

Hey! Saw your post and saw you said you were upsettie spaghetti so I wanted to cheer you up!

Slashers who stop everything they’re doing because their “My S/O needs me” senses are tingling and go to their rescue to comfort their angry s/o?

I was hoping to come up with A way for you to get your emotions out through your writing- 😅

Hope you feel better! 🖤

I've never done a post in this style before so hopefully I do okay! I think I covered pretty much all the slashers I write for so far (I didn't do Billy Lenz because I still need to read the novelization). I may have gone way overboard, so if I do these in the future, I'll probably just pick a few instead of doing the whole roster 😅 (or you can pick for me). But doing this much work did distract me!

Above the cut:

Bo Sinclair

Vincent Sinclair

Lester Sinclair

Included below the cut:

Michael Myers (OG)

Jason Voorhees

Leslie Vernon

Thomas Hewitt

Bubba Sawyer

Brahms Heelshire

Erik ("The Phantom")

Deacon Billings (OC Ghostface)

Courtney Dwayne Delmont (OC slasher)

Kathleen Montgomery (OC slasher)

Masterlist

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Bo Sinclair

Despite being autistic, Bo is very in tune with peoples auras and body language. He has to be to manipulate and deceive people with any modicum of success. He's trained himself when it comes to these things; even besides masking or manipulation, he needed to be keenly aware of when his parents were in Bad Moods so he could either avoid them or prepare himself.

The mood he's probably best at when it comes to this, for those reasons, is anger. He can smell anger a mile away. So if you're fuming, you better believe he notices.

At first he's annoyed and will demand to know what your problem is. He's not a very tolerant person, and he can be a bit of a hypocrite. He's allowed to have big, messy feelings, but when it comes to others having big, messy feelings ... he's not so comfortable with that. He gets overwhelmed.

Once he realizes that this is more than an attitude problem, he'll take it much more seriously. And assuming you're not mad at him, he'll want the rundown on the whole situation from beginning to end. He wants all the dirt.

He'll let you rant, and honestly, he'd think you being this angry (when it's not directed at him, but even still sometimes) is kind of sexy. And don't expect him to shut his mouth, either; he'll be ranting right along with you, affirming you and insulting whomever/whatever you're angry about.

He doesn't wanna cuddle. He genuinely thinks you can't cuddle anger away. He'll put on some loud-ass music and let you vent your frustration however you prefer. Maybe suggest a long drive down to the lake or into town or just ... picking a direction and going. He has fantasies of running away from his anger sometimes. He knows how it is.

Depending on what you're angry about, it could definitely get to the point where he's angrier about the situation than you are. And if it really hurt you, he will not let it go as long as he lives. The best he will ever do is maintain a grudging neutrality or distance from the person/situation that made you angry.

He's very protective. If you're angry at someone you need to maintain a relationship with, you're going to have to keep an eye on Bo to make sure he doesn't deliver revenge for you behind your back. If it's something he can solve, he'll do it, so if you don't want him running his mouth, watch him.

Vincent Sinclair

Vincent is in the same boat as Bo when it comes to sensing auras, though his handle on body language and facial expressions is not as keenly honed. While Vincent was not physically abused as brutally or as often as Bo, this wasn't because of some sterling quality he had that Bo lacked. He was always The Good One because he saw what his parents did to The Bad One and knew he needed to protect himself. He tried not to do anything that might provoke his parents.

You can feel anger before a fight like you smell ozone before a storm. Vincent is attuned to the feeling not just because of his parents but because of Bo's temper, too. Because of this, like Bo, he can very accurately sense anger in particular.

His initial reaction is to observe you, gauging if you need time to cool off. If you need space, Vincent is the Sinclair for you. He's used to being quiet and deflecting and riding out anger.

However, once he realizes that your anger is not directed at him or isn't explosive enough to become a problem for him, he's concerned. Rather than asking what happened, he will ask if you're okay, and leave it up to you whether you'll tell him about it or not.

If you vent, he'll sit and listen patiently, maybe even thoughtfully working on a sculpture while you rant. He's not judgemental and he can be very emotional himself, so you could say the most ridiculous, dramatic things and he wouldn't even bat an eye. Let out all your messy, destructive thoughts and feelings. Just try not to throw or punch anything; that's when he shuts down.

If you decide you just want comfort, or decide you need comfort after ranting, art is his first suggestion. It may seem cold to you at first, that his instinct isn't to hold you or kiss you but rather to redirect you to a project - once you got to know him, however, you'd know that's his most genuine way to show he cares. Redirecting to something creative calms him down more than platitudes ever could, and he wants that for you. He's nonjudgmental about the art you create as well, even if it's objectively terrible. It's not about the quality.

He won't turn you down if you need physical affection, however. His twin is extremely tactile, so it wouldn't be the first time he held someone after a breakdown. He prefers to do this if he's certain you won't lash out physically, but if you were in a really bad way and needed to be touched, he'd do it regardless.

Lester Sinclair

Lester witnessed his parents' anger, but it was usually indirectly; if Bo was the Bad One and Vincent was the Good One, he was the Overlooked One. He's not a perfect person, probably not even a good person, but of the three brothers, he's the most normally socialized. He isn't trained to be tuned into everyone's every shifting mood in order to survive.

It takes Lester a little longer to pick up on your anger than his brothers, but not too much longer. It takes him a couple tries at trying to talk to you or get your attention before he realizes something is really wrong.

His first reaction is to get upset. He soaks up emotions like a little sponge, so he's suddenly cranky, too. He also jumps to conclusions and assumes that you're angry with him, and he does not take rejection well. He might be bitter and passive aggressive. You being angry just makes him want to go in another room and not be around you, and yet at the same time, he wants your reassurances. It's messy and sad.

Once he realizes - either through observing you or through you communicating with him - that you're mad at another person or situation, then he'll feel comfortable enough to approach you and ask you about it. You'll definitely need to reassure him that you're not mad at him though.

If you wanna rant, he'll take you on a long drive and let you vent your heart out to him. He won't be quite as aggressive as Bo, but he'll be on your side, frowning with disapproval, telling you "Ya can't fix stupid." If you want only comfort or need comfort after venting, he feels much more equipped for that. He'll put something relaxing in the VHS or let you play his old Super Nintendo, get you a beer, just let you chill out. And he'll let you win at Doctor Mario.

If the situation is something really serious, you best believe he'll be talking to his brothers about it the second he gets a chance. He may be a sweet guy, but he can be real nasty, and he doesn't fuck around when it comes to you. You might have to keep an eye out to make sure he doesn't tell someone off or punch out someone's lights.

Michael Myers (OG)

In 1978, Michael is not very in tune with any emotions besides fear, and even then he only really understands it in an abstract way, as his condition and upbringing haven't really been conducive to him learning about emotions. Unless you're screaming in terror, have tears running down your face, or are shouting angrily, he really can't read your moods. Without any obvious change to how you normally act or look, there's a huge chance he might just not notice if you're angry. He spends a lot of time in his own little world.

In 2018, even though he's spent over 50 years institutionalized, Michael has had time to take in the world, and he's seen a lot more. He understands fear much more than he did when he was 21, but what he understands most of all is anger. His anger fuels him. He would pick up on yours right away and be curious, though he wouldn't verbalize it.

If you tell him how you feel, he'll take note of it. If he witnesses you doing something destructive because of your anger, he'll simply observe. He would be fascinated with this thing you're doing, because it's not something you normally do, and though he might not notice emotions, he certainly notices routine and pattern. Either way, you'll have to tell him how you feel, because he'll simply watch you otherwise.

One thing that can be said for Michael is that he's a good listener. He may not internalize everything you say, but he will remember what he thinks is important. You may be surprised; he may remember tiny little details that seem inconsequential to you but loom large in his mind.

Unless you were caused serious physical or mental harm, he would not be angry on your behalf. He would, however, do nothing to assuage your anger. He thinks it would be kinda neat and interesting to see you snap. He's not 100% sure why you don't just do it.

In 1978, he won't be much help beyond listening to you, but he would be curious to see what you do to vent your anger. You may find him by your side more often, observing you. He may also want to find and observe the object of your anger, especially if it's a person. In 2018, he would, in his own way, suggest you solve the problem by murdering someone/something. He's insatiable, but killing is the closest he's ever come to satisfaction. You should try it.

Jason Voorhees

Out of all of the slashers, Jason is the most likely to actually literally sense your anger, especially if you're psychically sensitive/powerful like Tina Shepard. I'm talkin'—assuming you have a pre-established relationship—he'll be doing something else and just get this itch that tells him you're out there somewhere, pissed off.

Obviously this is untenable. As long as he's not super busy or Pamela has other plans, Jason will stomp his way through the woods to get back to you, regardless of the urgency of your anger. If Pamela doesn't approve, well, he'll let a little anger go and assume you're okay. If he suspects you may be in danger, though, he's sprinting regardless of what Mom says. There's time for both things, Ma!

The first thing he'll do when he returns to you is scan your dwelling, then you, making sure nothing is broken. At that point, you'd probably be able to sense his confusion even without him signing. Jason doesn't experience emotions quite like a human anymore, and he's quite tactile besides, so a lack of tangible or visible clues as to why you're upset would trip him up for a second.

He doesn't want to comfort you at first, he wants to know what's wrong. He'll listen to you vent only long enough to understand the situation and identify his target. His immediate next move would be to eliminate the problem. You'll definitely have to hold him back, and it may take a bit of convincing. Earthly consequences don't really apply to him.

Before comfort comes blowing off steam, for you and for him. His first choices would be mangling some trees (you can pretend it's for firewood) or skipping/throwing stones into the lake. You're welcome to join him if those things calm you down; watching him get his stone to skip like 11 times on Crystal Lake may make you feel better, at least.

You might hang out there for hours before he suddenly decides it's time to go home. He'll do what he can to make your comfortable or stay out of your way while you make yourself comfortable, then comfort you as you please. His go-to choice is always foot or hand massages.

Leslie Vernon

Leslie is extremely observant and surprisingly analytical given how silly he is in the day to day. His intuition makes it pretty easy for him to read people, but especially you, since you two are so close. Especially-especially if you're his Survivor Girl (gender neutral term of course). You two are in sync, so he knows if something's up. Maybe even before you fully figure it out.

God, you're so hot when you're angry, you really are. He almost wants to let you scream and holler and go nuts. But he prefers you only get angry like that at him, especially if you're his Survivor Girl, so his first move is to comfort you or talk you down to a place where you can be comforted. He'll speak to you calmly and rationally, reassuring you and touching you if you wanna be touched—on your upper arms or shoulders or face, or with one arm around your back.

He doesn't just want to comfort you, though, he wants to calm you down enough that you can tell him what happened. Even if you claim you don't want to talk about it, he will coax it out of you eventually. He's gotta know what got you so upset. It's his business to know everything about you!

Assuming you're angry at someone/something that isn't him, he'll talk it through with you. If you're upset about an argument with someone, he has the capacity to see it from the other side, but ultimately, he's there for you. He'll let you bitch as much as you want, still touching you, and he'll be disgusted and/or disappointed with the situation.

Above all, though, what he wants is to see you smile again. The only worries on your mind should be the ones he comes up with, and man, he's not even halfway done grooming the next batch of unlucky teenagers. He'd pat your face or touch your hair and tell you to cheer up, and probably defuse the situation with a stupid quip or joke. Take you out somewhere fun, maybe.

Once you were cheered up, he'd humbly suggest you solve your problem with a little murder. "I mean, I know killing's not really your thing—you're really good at it, though, a talent! You know that..." Pause, considering you. "You want me to do it? 'Cause I can clear my schedule for the rest of the night." If you decline, he'd be like "Suit yourself" but may or may not still murder whoever upset you. If you agree, he'd be super excited to make a romantic night of it. His mind would be going a million miles an hour planning everything out.

Thomas Hewitt

Tommy knows anger when he sees it. Not only does he have loads of internalized anger, he's been on the receiving end of it plenty. He's far too large to be scared of anyone in a physical sense anymore, but he's been shouted at countless times. To know when to shut up and do as he's told versus arguing back, he's learned to gauge intensity and direction of anger, and he well knows that anger can be redirected to him.

So, he instantly recognizes your mood, but it might be a while before he approaches you. When he does approach, he'll let you decide what to do, whether that's throwing your arms around him or banging your fists on his chest to vent your anger. You won't hurt him.

Eventually, once you're all hugged or cried or screamed out, he'll wrap his arms around you and give you a reassuring squeeze. There's no need to tell Tommy what's wrong—he won't ask unless you're obviously in serious distress or injured—but if you decide to speak, he'll listen, brows drawn tightly the whole time. He's thoughtful about the situation.

If you're mad at someone in his family, there isn't much he can do for you besides comfort you and assure you that whoever upset you—Hoyt, probably—didn't mean what they said. If you were hurt physically, it would be another story, but his family gets in shouting matches all the time.

Rather than offering help, he'd wait for you to request it of him. Whatever you ask, shy of hurting his family, he will do. Murder someone? No problem. Make you some food? You got it. Bring you a blanket? Sure. Give you some quiet alone time? That's fine, too.

If you need to vent, he's got plenty of ways to get out your frustration. Plenty of farm work to do, or you could work on something around the house with him. He might suggest knitting or sewing or some other handicraft you enjoy. It always makes him feel better to buckle down and use his hands for something.

If you're still preoccupied/upset by the time you two bed down, or heaven forbid the next morning, then he starts taking it more seriously. Something that disturbs you for that long is bad news. He'll watch you carefully the next couple days to see how you're doing, waiting for you to need him for something.

Bubba Sawyer

Like Tommy, Bubba has been on the receiving end of anger many, many times, so he's familiar with what it looks and feels like. Despite his size, he's still susceptible to physical violence at the hands of his loved ones, so he's very wary of anger.

However, he doesn't have a female presence in his life like Luda Mae, who expresses her anger through passive aggression—so, he's more used to shouting and screaming. If you aren't prone to screaming and shouting, it might take a little bit for him to realize you're not just sad or upset, you're angry.

Bubba will be over you. He'd give anyone else their space because he'd be afraid of retaliation, but you're his special person, and he's pretty sure you're not going to hurt him. He'll touch your hair, your arms, your wrists; he'll babble as he tries to figure out what's wrong. He just wants to comfort you and let you know everything is all right.

If it's too much or you're overwhelmed and you snap at him, he'll ease back. He'll blubber like a kicked puppy, but he won't give up. He'll still try to comfort you, just in other ways, such as getting you a comfort item or article of clothing, or maybe some food. And boy will he helicopter.

There's no need to tell Bubba what's wrong. In fact, it might be better if you didn't; if it's something he can't fix, it would do nothing but majorly stress him out. If it was one of his family members who upset you, as with Tommy, he wouldn't be able to do much. Even if you were hurt, he's just not in a position to stand up for you. That fact would absolutely kill him, though. He'd end up getting even more upset than you.

He doesn't know what help to offer you beyond comfort, but like Tommy, if you requested something specific, he'd try to carry out your wishes. He'll also try to cheer you up with some music and dancing, or just being silly like you like.

Need to blow off steam? He's got plenty of coping mechanisms! Bubba's idea of a perfect de-stress session is turning up the radio and getting lost in crafts. He's got lots of supplies, mostly to create clothing and accessories, and you're special, so you can have your pick. A drive and the radio might be nice, too. If neither of those appeal to you, he'll try cooking or baking with you. He loves sharing the kitchen with someone.

If none of that works and you're still upset, be prepared, because he's gonna be an anxious mess until you're better.

Brahms Heelshire

Brahms is somewhat familiar with other people's anger. He certainly has a whole fountain of internalized anger brewing just beneath the surface, but that's different. He knows that when Mummy is angry, she yells and cries, and when Daddy is angry, he seethes and stews. The former would be obvious to him, but the latter would take him a few minutes to be quite sure about. You're not acting how you usually do. Are you being stern or are you angry? Are you cross with him?

He does not have a lot of empathy for other people, so if your anger gets in the way of his routine or the attention he wants, he'll be irked, cranky, sad. Not necessarily at you—though that is possible—but the situation in which you find yourselves.

Much like Bo, he's allowed to have big, messy feelings, but it makes him uncomfortable and scared when other people have those feelings. He might even hide from you for a while, especially if you screamed and cried.

Once he realizes something is really wrong and you're not mad at him, however, he'll start thinking of ways to cheer you up so things can go back to normal. He hates having his routine interrupted; he's very particular. And he cares for you, so seeing you in distress is very scary and uncomfortable for him.

He'll start by fetching you something you like—something manageable for him like your favorite juice or a sandwich, or if you have a special item or article of clothing, that. He's quite shy, though, and like I said, he'll probably be hiding, so he'll leave it somewhere he knows you'll find it (on the bed, outside your door, on your desk, etc.)

If that doesn't calm you down and your anger is really getting in the way of his routine, or otherwise making him uncomfortable, he'll finally make an appearance. Very bashful and timid at first, using his little boy voice. "What's wrong, Y/N? Did something bad happen?"

If it's something that can't be helped, he'll suggest you do something together to take your mind off it (most likely something he likes to do). He may even be coaxed into taking a walk around the grounds, though he doesn't like to leave the manor at all, so you'd have to convince him. He prefers quiet playtime, maybe some coloring books or loud music to vent your emotions. It would intrigue him to see someone else use his toys to calm down. As long as you recognized he was being very nice, sharing them.

If it was an argument you had with someone, he would want more information. Are they likely to leave you alone, or will they come to the manor? Will he have to deal with them? Because it's scary, but he'll do it for you.

If, for some reason, none of those things work, he may cry or throw a fit. Either way, he'll be frustrated. Adult Brahms may make an appearance and try to help you in more Adult ways.

Erik

Though he lives five cellars beneath an opera house now, Erik hasn't always been entirely reclusive. Even these days, when he can stomach it, he sometimes goes out to see the world. As a younger man, he observed people's lives and moods with a hungry fascination (that has now mostly been replaced by melancholy and longing and bitter anger). Like several of the other slashers here, he's had to train himself to sense fury to protect himself. He's also incredibly wrathful, so you could call him an expert!

He has a very keenly honed sense when it comes to you specifically, since he's watched you so much. He notices the change in your demeanor immediately.

If you know him as the "Angel of Music," his voice will appear to you once you're alone, asking you what's wrong and assuring you you can confide in him—he will insist you tell him, though. "There are to be no secrets between us, Y/N." He will listen without interjection as you vent your heart out, and when you're done, soothe you. Don't let his calming voice deceive you, though; behind that mirror, he's seething, planning to take matters into his own hands.

If you know him as Erik, he will go to you the second he recognizes the shift in your mood and take you from what you're doing, regardless of your wishes. He'll sit you down, kneeling before you with your hands in his, and gaze into your eyes, imploring you to tell him what's wrong. He'll absolutely allow you physical comfort, but he will also absolutely insist you tell. He'll need reassurance that you're not angry at him, because that thought would break his heart.

He will let you vent however you wish. You could have the most dramatic breakdown ever—throwing things, beating your fists on his chest, wailing—and he wouldn't judge you. He would be awfully concerned, though.

Will be 110% on your side. You are his poor little meow meow. "My poor love, my poor Y/N!" He is beside himself with sympathy for you and you only, and is very offended on your behalf.

He will always suggest music as an outlet for your anger, but he will have taken note of your other hobbies and interests as well. He'll fetch your things for you without being asked, as long as it won't separate him from you for very long. If you'd rather just have comfort, that's fine, too. He could hold your hand and caress your face for hours on end under normal circumstances, so no problem there. He may also suggest a little time on the surface, if you normally live in his home. Fresh air will do you both good, he reasons, and he enjoys spending time with you where others can witness it. It fills him with pride and love.

Otherwise, he's at your service for any other soothing activities you need. A calming bath, some sweets, shopping, anything. Perhaps avoid asking for any sexual contact, however. First of all, being asked directly makes him very skittish and nervous; second of all, his method of love-making (when you can coax him) is very intimate and tender, which may be tedious if you're in an angry mood.

Unless the situation is extremely serious or dire, his first priority is making sure you're soothed. Once that duty is fulfilled, however, he is absolutely angrier about it than you are. If it's not that serious, he won't skip straight to killing, if only because he knows it upsets you. He will definitely be writing an extremely strongly worded letter, however. If someone slighted you seriously, they're getting threatened. If someone hurt you physically, they're meeting the Punjab lasso.

Deacon Billings (OC Ghostface)

Deacon definitely knows when people are angry. His step-mom was a passive-aggressive laundry-folder and his dad was a storming out of the house kinda guy; when the two of them were together, they were all hushed but heated arguments at night when they thought he couldn't hear them, or else extremely embarrassing passive-aggressive arguments in public. Growing up, he found himself around a lot of angry people. And there's no shortage of anger in him, either.

So yeah, Deacon knows when people are pissed, and he knows when people are pissed at him. The thing is, he just thinks it's fucking hilarious. He was that kid that would goad peers and teachers just to be an asshole and had virtually no friends as a result. He's a menace on the internet, too: a horrible troll for no reason, stirring the pot even when he doesn't have a stake in the argument. He's trained himself to find people's weak spots so he can strike at them. He does it to make himself feel more in control of his life and his own anger.

So when you're ticked off, he's gonna notice the change immediately. If you made a vent post on social media, he probably knows you're angry before you even see him. He follows all your social media (even if you don't realize it) and checks it constantly. He'd call you out of curiosity to ask what happened. He's open about his stalking tendencies: "I saw your post, babe, who do I need to stab?"

If you otherwise come home angry, he'll be up on his feet, following you around the house and pestering you, trying to get you to tell him what's wrong. If you try to hug him, he won't push you away, but he'll be distracted, trying to needle answers out of you the whole time.

There's no question in his mind as to whether or not you're angry at him. He just assumes you're not; he has a pretty good handle on how you act when you're angry at him specifically.

He'll let you rant all day if you want. You could talk about the shit that's pissed you off for hours and he'd still listen. Outwardly, he might poke you a bit and play devil's advocate for the other side of the argument, if there is one. This is purely for the purposes of being a little shit.

Internally, he's already going down his pre-murder checklist. If it was someone at work, they're dead. Someone in the neighborhood, dead. Online? It'll take a couple days, but they're dead. Even if you're not angry at anyone in particular, just a situation, he'll find someone to menace. He'd walk through fire for your approval.

He's not good with soft, emotional comfort, so instead he'll try to think of something to help you let off steam. His go-to is something competitive, especially if it involves you chasing each other. A Nerf or water gun war, a PVP game with you on opposite sides. He'll put up a good fight, but you always kick his ass.

Once the immediate situation is addressed and you've ranted your heart out to him, he can't keep his hands off you. "Seeing you all pissed off drives me crazyyyyyy." He's grinning, brown eyes sparkling. "Come onnnnn ... I'll get it off your mind!"

Courtney Dwayne Delmont (OC)

Courtney is a hunter of all manner of game, so he's used to interpreting non-verbal cues and body language—when an animal is in distress, when an animal is about to attack, etc. His grandfather was a very angry man, as well, in a simmering sort of way. He would seethe about something before suddenly delivering one decisive strike. Courtney himself is not a particularly angry man, unless some prey is really giving him a hard time, but he can read your body.

If you come home angry, he'll stop in the middle of what he's doing and watch you, still and quiet, just confirming his suspicions. If you leave the room he's in to go collapse on the sofa or something, he'll follow you, looming over you and waiting for you to tell him what's wrong. He's patient.

If you want to vent, he'll sit and listen thoughtfully, doing something with his hands while you speak—probably cleaning his gun or some other weapon. He doesn't look at you. He wouldn't demand greater context to the situation but he would ask "Why?" and "Who?" until he understood Enough.

If you want comfort, he'll sprawl on the couch and let you lay on top of him. He'll probably pull a blanket on top of you to try and encourage a nap. If the nap doesn't make you feel better, he's feeding you protein. Do you like homemade jerky?

Sex is also on the table (not literally ... unless). He's found it's a great way to blow off steam, and he's more than happy to make all worries, troubles, and other thoughts go away for a little bit. Expect that to be the rest of your night, though, because he doesn't do quickies.

Generally, he trusts you to handle your own shit, so he would be more focused on you than whatever made you feel the way you do. However, if days passed and you were still angry/upset/sad, or if it plunged you into a breakdown or was an otherwise extremely serious situation ... just give him a target. It's up to you, but if you tell him to take the shot, it'll be quick and clean. If you're unable to make the decision, he'll decide for you without hesitation.

Kathleen Montgomery (OC)

I'm still developing her so this one won't be as in-depth and is subject to change.

Kath makes it her business to know everything about you. Chances are she's seen you explode screaming while stalking you ... chances are, if you've been in a relationship for a while, she's made you explode screaming. She knows what you look like when you're angry. Besides, she's strong for her size, but she often has to take down people who are much bigger and stronger than her; she uses manipulation and trickery to help ease that divide, so she's good at reading people.

Like Deacon, she also monitors all your social media, so if you made a vent post, she already knows you're in a shitty mood before you come home. Unlike Deacon, she doesn't tell you how she knows, so you're left to assume she's just all knowing. Considering her god complex, that works for her.

She'd probably text you to come home, and she expects you to answer. If you're unable to come home, she'll call you to ask what's wrong.

Once you're together, she wants to know everything about the situation. Even as you're speaking, she's already on her phone or laptop, looking up the people involved. Instead of getting mad on your behalf, she laughs. She's a fan of emphasizing how pathetic or weak the opposition is.

She takes your feelings on the subject seriously, but everyone else in the situation? Insects. Not even worthy of your time or concern, let alone hers. You're obviously in the right here (even if you're not). She'll tell you as much, and say some pretty intense, over-the-line things about whomever/whatever you're angry at.

Overall, however, she's calm and collected about the situation. Your bout of anger is a chance to get you to be reckless with her. She'll do your hair and makeup and dress you up nice, then take you out. Fast driving, drinking, baiting people at bars, menacing neighborhoods ... maybe a little killing, if you'd like.

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Masterlist

[alovesongshewrote]

The Sad | The Four Lords HCs

Bet, i was doing fine and then i just got sad out of nowhere, so fuck it, Fuck that, We’re profiting off the pain, bitches.  I’ve done it before, and i’ll do it again

There’s actually a funny story there, but i’ll tell it another time

ANYWAY, HERE’S THE FOUR LORDS DEALING WITH A SAD READER

Taglist: @prismarts @blixeon @mxcheese @valentimmy @chrysanthykios @bethanysnow​

Headcanons 

ALCINA DIMITRESCU

Right, well, babe’s got three kids and a castle to run, so while she’s attentive as hell, it might take her a second to notice that you aren’t exactly vibing 

Once she does?

It’s cuddles, all the way

This lady

Will just

Take you to bed

And hold you close

Run her hands (NOT CLAWS) through your hair

And tell you how much you mean to her

She will also tell you that you deserve good things!!

And she will provide you with good things

Like

She calls for the finest wine, softest blankets, etc

Whatever it is that humans like, ig

You don’t really need any of it, of course

You just need her

Anyway, yeah

Y’all probably spend the rest of the day just

relaxing

And she fucking

Takes care of you 

So well

We love to see it

DONNA BENEVIENTO 

Donna 

Well, she’s a bit more attentive

She has less to attend to, generally

So when you’re upsetti spaghetti, she’s on it

And this g i r l

She sews you things

Hugs you

Holds your hands

Asks what’s wrong

Gets the dolls to cool it on the constant teasing

She’s actually a bit bolder when you’re not feeling great

like

She’ll kiss your temples

Maybe kiss your neck

She’ll try to engage in conversation more often

And she might even take off her veil to make eye contact with you when she tells you that you mean the world to her, and if you need her, she will always be there

She’ll really just do anything it takes to cheer you up

Because she’s been there

Sadness is something she knows well

It’s actually one of the few social/interpersonal things that she has any knowledge of

Like, she actually has a general idea of what you need

So 

She provides it

Because she doesn’t want you to feel what she felt 

Or what she still feels 

(sometimes)

SALVATORE MOREAU

Oh my god, this poor man does not know what to do

Like

It already took him a hot minute to figure out that you were upset

So he already feels bad

But acknowledging it wasn’t enough

You’re still upset

And he doesn’t know how to fix itttttt

But he does his best

Holds ur hand

Brings you cool rocks

Idk

Eventually, he got the idea to ask you what would make you feel better

And after that, it got a lot easier

See, kids?  Communication is key

But yeah, no, after that

Whenever you’re upset 

He’ll just

Turn on some cheesy romcom 

Get out some cheese

And just

Sit with you 

And then if you want to talk about it, you know you’re free to do so

See, once he figures things out, he’s entirely accommodating and he takes excellent care of you

Whereas his brother...

KARL HEISENBERG 

Boy, oh boy, if you thought Moreau didn’t know what to do

Heisenberg has no fucking clue how to handle sad people

He also takes the longest out of his siblings to figure out that something is wrong 

I mean

He’s lived alone in his factory for so long, he doesn’t know how to people at all

So yeah, it’ll take a minute for him to realize you’re sad

Especially if you’re trying to hide it

So 

Don’t try to hide it around him

Because he will not figure it out, and he won’t be able to help you at all

And he already has a hard time helping

see, Heisenberg is kind of in the same boat as Donna, since he’s been where you are

He’s felt that, and it sucked

But Heisenberg is also like

The opposite 

Of Donna

He didn’t learn how to deal with his own sadness or misery, he just turned it into anger and rage

And he’s like

A little confused when you don’t do the same?

He just doesn’t see how or why you don’t want to be angry 

Especially if someone has hurt you

But even if you’re just sad, he’s like

“Get angry??  At the circumstances???  Like a normal person????”

Even though it isn’t a normal person thing, it’s a him thing

And a me thing, but let’s not worry about that

Anyway

He might actually fight you on this one

He’s confused, and you’re irritated because he’s being a bit of a prick 

But oh well

Eventually 

As in, before you’re angry enough to not forgive him

he’ll figure it out

And after that he’s a little more accepting of it, and he’s the slightest bit better at handling it

Like

He’s still bad at it

He does not know how feelings work

But he lets you know that you can talk about whatever’s bothering you if you want to

And he might even give you a hug 

If you want one

But yeah, anyway

sads