#use good passwords

[phandillion]

[im-kinno-hello]

and if i made a comic about them making a blog for the weird demon dog they found in the woods just because they are being brainwashed by it and it told them they need to spread the word of what word they don’t even fucking know?

[canisalbus]

i had a strange dream in which Vasco and Machete were both a) in a modern day gang and b) were based on real people that you, the artist, personally knew. Someone made a trivia post about your blog saying “Y’know how all 12 of the high ranking gang members in that canis albus webcomic wear necklaces with a die hanging from them? (Both Vasco and Machete had four sided dice btw) This is actually based on a real thing that the real people who are in the gang it’s based on wear.”

then someone reblogged it with “I didn’t believe this until I learned that Machete’s real life counterpart is the one that designed all of them, and has spares of them all for safe keeping. Supposedly, his most unique password is the one that protects the safe that the spares are in, which, in turn, is based on the canis albus blog!”

idk if or how you’d even interpret this as a drawing, but i kinda just wanted to let you know that i dreamt about your pups

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[satan-official-account]

signing up for websites fills me with rage every single time. "erm you can't use that password, it's bad" OKAY??? I DONT GIVE A FUCK??? "now we're gonna send an email to your phone to make sure it's you" i genuinely do not care if someone breaks into my account. like, what are they even gonna do. delete my ~s o f t g r u n g e a e s t h e t i c~ pinterest board? post shrek x obama gay smut fanfiction in my name? if i want my account to have shitty security and a guessable password then so be it. i'm tired of trying to convince websites that i am Me. LET ME IN

[kakashihasibs]

I'm very glad I'm as stable in my sobriety as i am bc i am definitely having cravings but I'm still able to think that it's not the answer.

[tehohaews]

Hello world 🙋‍♀️

[kenzan-kiwami]

one of the reasons i enjoy keiji zero so much is that it dares to ask the question of "what if your traumagenic alter had autism"

[schofielded]

This 🤏 close to stress-making a bad/sad poetry sideblog. Again.

[schemelin]

i just realized this is my first finals week.

[drblacula]

! < I hate mfs that url hoard on rentry just to NOT fucking use the url . dude that 's like counter productive what are you doing .

[wings-of-my-soul]

Orange Chicken

For chicken nuggets

4 chicken breasts

2 cups flour

2 cylinders of panko breadcrumbs

6 to 8 large eggs

For orange sauce

1 small jar of orange preserves

Equal amount of peach preserves

Half the amount of orange preserves in barbecue sauce (Sweet Baby Ray’s Original in original recipe)

¾ cup soy sauce

Equal parts grated ginger and minced garlic

3 or 4 large shakes of sesame oil

¼ cup each mirin, sake, and rice vinegar

Black pepper

Begin by bringing some peanut oil (enough to cover two small handfuls of chicken) to 350°F in a frying dish on the stove. Preheat oven to 300°F and place in a large baking dish. Cut the chicken into cubes. In three shallow baking dishes or saucers, add, respectively, the flour, the eggs (very thoroughly beaten), and the breadcrumbs.

Start breading the chicken by putting a large handful into the flour and coating thoroughly, then move it piece-by-piece through the egg, and the breadcrumbs, where you will let them rest until you’ve breaded a full batch of chicken pieces (about one large or two small handfuls); put breaded chicken in frying oil, and let cook until golden brown. Once a batch is fried, place in baking dish in the oven. Repeat the steps in this paragraph until all the chicken has been fried, being sure to keep the oil at a sufficient level, and at/around 300-350°F.

While you are frying the chicken, in a sauce pot on another burner on a low heat, use a whisk combine all the ingredients listed in the orange sauce section above. Do not let boil, but only simmer at a very low simmer.

Once all the chicken has been fried, move the finished nuggets from the baking dish in the oven to a very large bowl, and pour over about 1/3 of the sauce to start, tossing the bowl thoroughly, before moving on to adding more off the sauce until the nuggets are fully coated. Serve with rice.

Be warned, this did take me an hour and a half to cook.

[it-s-gone-blue]

So

My email is on some list somewhere where some shitty people are trying to crack my password and I keep getting emails with "the code I requested" to log in, bc they failed to enter the right password

It's been going on for months and I checked my account history just now and they've been at it like every 20 minutes with a failed log in

So that's scary

Got an authenticator set up now so maybe it'll stop them????

The issue is I don't want to be spammed with those damn emails all the time when they keep failing to log in

[clouds-of-wings]

Why is there an orgasm denial kink post on top of the "popular reblogs" that had 3 reblogs in the last 3 days? That can't possibly be one of the most popular posts on the site, unless it's in a much more dire state than I knew.

[bossmodeplus]

Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust for the PS1 is so hilarious to me because it's a bargain bin FFVIII. That wants to be Silent Hill. Except you are The Horror. The Unstoppable Force. But the game feels weirdly campy in the way that it pads out the playtime with puzzles. I, the Goth of all Time have to find keys and music box passwords to open doors.

VHD Bloodlust for the PS1 I want to flatten you with a hammer.

[guineverist]

MY OLD BROWSER DIED AND I FINALLY GOT BACK TO THIS ACCOUNT OH MY GODDD

[gingersssnap]

I hate that passwords are secret bc sometimes i think of clever ones