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The Justice League mingling before their meeting
Captain Marvel, crashing through: CYBORG QUICK, I NEED YOU TO FIX IT
Cyborg: what?
Captain Marvel: SHES DOWN
Cyborg, palling: You don’t mean … *checkc* OH FUCK NO
JL, visibly concerned: What’s going on
Captain Marvel: HURRY DO SOMETHING
Cyborg, already has twelve laptops going through codes furiously: IM TRYING
Plastic man, bursting through the room: EMERGENCY, SHE HAS BEEN HIT
Cyborg and Captain Marvel: WE KNOW
Plastic man, gripping Batman: DO SOMETHING
Captain Marvel, slapping Plasticman: GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF SOLDIER
Green Arrow: WHATS GOING ON?
Captain Marvel: AO3 IS DOWN
JL: … what?
Green Lantern (Hal & Jessica): NOOOOOOOOOOO
Wonder Woman : … the fan fiction website?
Superman: that’s it?
Cyborg, dramatic gasp: how DARE-
Captain Marvel, dramatically holding him back: No my friend, they simply don’t understand
Green lantern (Hal): How am I supposed to get through monitor duty without my dose of SI field trip fics?
Green lantern (Jessica): How am I supposed to fly through space without my Percabeth podfics???
Green lantern (Hal): Aren’t John and Kyle currently in deep space right now?
A moment of silence for thé two lanterns in space
Flash: is this what’s got you in a fuss? Damn I thought someone died
Cyborg: SIX HOURS
Four Heroes proceed to cry in unison
Bonus:
After a gruelling 6 hour meeting, the heroes found themselves with their beloved writings again
Cyborg: SHES BACK BABY
Green lantern (Jessica): NO ONE TALK TO ME FOR SIX WEEKS I NEED TO CATCH UP ON MY FIC TIME
Captain Marvel: I CAN FINALLY POST MY NEXT CHAPTER
Green lantern (Hal): You’re an author? Let me see your works
The three look at Caps account: …
Green lantern (Hal): THATS YOU???
Cyborg: howwwwwww
Green lantern (Jessica): Oh shit, I’m a big fan of your work
Bonus 2:
Batman, in the BatCave: it seems this ao3 site has a great deal of influence. I might need to investigate this.
Batman: Captain Marvels work may also give me clues as to who he is
Ten hours later
Batman, knee deep in Gray ghost, Batfam and Danny Phantom fics: … I may have made a mistake
Bonus 3:
Lex Luthor: hey Mercy. Mercy. Hey.
Mercy: WHAT
Lex: wouldn’t it be funny if after ao3 starts working again, I mess with it some more. Making it go down so soon after the 6 hours are up
Mercy: that’s sounds cruel
Mercy: I love it
Bonus 4:
Lex Luthor talking to some villains
Lex: it seems that I was right, planting a bug within the reading platform brought forth a level of villainy i hadn’t truly imagined
Sivanna “got blamed and beat up for it”: THAT WAS YOU!
Cheetah “her furry and wlw safe space” : WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Killer Croc “same reasons above”: Oh I’m going to beat your ass
Harley Quinn, pulling out her bat and calling all the Gotham Rogues (who have been up in arms about it): IM WAY ON YA! YOURE DEAD
Lex Luthor, “just wanted to stop seeing himself get shipped with Superman”: I sense that I may have made a mistake
#in honour of the fallen (ao3)#and mix it with my boy#Billy Batson#because I enjoy giving him more reasons to crash out#what’s one more trauma on the list#there’s so many characters here that I’m not going to tag them all#mostly because I’m lazy#I just know the Lanterns are ao3 users#what tags you read define which ring you get#I also think most villains love ao3#especially the Gotham rogues#something about them gives me that vibe#yes this incident did get most of the JL really into ao3#I also know the younger heroes like the titans and YJ have been up in arms about it
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caught a cold yesterday so I rewatched a good old childhood fav of mine, which also included another robot buddy I love! here’s data with wall-e cus why not :D
#churro art#my art#digital art#fanart#illustration#star trek#star trek the next generation#star trek tng#data soong#lieutenant commander data#i dedicate this to the wonderful user who asked that I draw more data!! THIS IS FOR U HOMESLICE#i was listening to the WALL·E soundtrack a lot for this ofc and I like the track define dancing a lot :D#maybe it’s just me but I like to think that that song could be a wonderful theme for data :P#gosh drawing Star Trek characters never gets old#i feel like every time I draw one again it just gets more fun and delightful for me :D#LIKE I LOVEDE HOW THIS DATA CAME OUT#HEHEHE#now. if only I could figure out Picard and riker…#anyways queuing this for the morning after as it’s 1 am and I’m still sick :P#i
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One of the most insane things is when gentiles say with their whole chest shit like "real Jews don't support Israel" and its like. Um. Just like in every community there are opinions on this that range from literally genocidal to dedicated peace activism but the one thing we can all agree on is that you, as a random gentile online, do not under any circumstances get to define who a "real Jew" is. Oh my god.
#It's giving Joe Biden saying if yiu don't vote for me you ain't black#Like oh my god?? Shut up#Jews you don't like don't become not Jewish wtf#It's the most arrogant attitude I can imagine like WHAT delusion gave you the impression#That YOU. A random gentile tumblr user. Gets to define who is a ~real jew~#Also like I'm sorry do you think?? That Jewishness is some privilege that can be taken away by gentiles??#If we don't meet your standards??#Instead of. You know. An innate part of our identity that is part of who we are literally on a genetic level#Like being a jew is a fucking ethnicity ?? Do yall not understand that#Or do you just not care#Because if you acknowledged that. You would have to admit you're being racist.#Antisemitism#leftist antisemitism#leftist hypocrisy#jumblr#jewblr
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indeed my exact process once every 8 months or so
#I just thought today of a new way to format a 'profile' (like the descriptions of self that people use on friend meeting#apps and stuff) and how to organize the sections so that it seems such and such a way and oh what if there's links which click off#into branching paths so it's very acessible and there are two different forms depending on so on and so forth#and i was like 'um.. wow. amazing idea. this will be soooo aweseome and will definitely work' but then .. you know...self reflection#lol.. is this just like the millions of other iterations of a similar thing? No.. This Is Different ... Surely...#Though if I had a millionaire friend and a few people who do the type of coding you use for web design stuff and etc..#I could create the most elaborate detailed and amazing platonic friend seeking (and I guess you could also have 'dating' as an option#since that would draw in more of a crowd) website on the earth.. the new okcupid (back when okcupid didn't suckishly abandon their#whole format in hopes of trying to become just like tinder or whatever and they actually had like tons of info and percentages and#open answer questions and would list personality traits on a profile (like 'this person is more Open To New Expereinces than 65% of#other users' etc.). etc. etc. Oh what a beautiful thing I could craft for the detail freaks of the world.... Alas...#unfortunately we seem to be in an oversimplification era.. everything in short quick bites. everything on a tiny phone screen. etc.#marketing 'Introducing The Most Complicated Data Heavy Social Connection Site In The World' would not sell well I'd imagine gjhgjh#AANYWAY.. also no idea why the representation of me is in a turtle neck. what a bold fashion choice..#In another moment of self reflection.. the fact that in the first tag on this post I felt the need to define the word 'profile' just to be#specific as if people couldn't tell from context.. so clearly someone who finds filling out forms a 'fun afternoon activity' lol#the type of guy who finds psych evaluations and pop quizzes and making chore lists mostly enjoyable (< true)
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everything I learn about Quinn and/or Jack hughes amazes me cause tell me why m*tth*w just said Quinn is always on his phone, and Jack is the tidyest brother like have I been living under a lie? under the pretense that Quinn was Jack and Jack was Quinn CAUSE WHY IS QUINN SUDDENLY THE LIFE OF THE PARTY AND JACK IS SHY I AM GOUNG CRAZY
*I've linked the video in which I saw that, it's on instagram
*disclaimer, I do not know them like personally at all so like ofc my amazing headcanons are not canon. but like why does jack read more than quinn and why did I never thought of that as possible. and why have I never thought of quinn as an ipad kid
*this is because I am still mad jack hasnt shared his goodreads account btw
#quinn hughes#jack hughes#congratulations to user#luke hughes#for being the ONLY hughes brother that I can define#he is just so luke coded#yet thats what I thought of the other two...#Im going to need time to process#this all has been a lie...#¿ cheri talk .ᐟ
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i am the irl Spock , he is me, i am hi,m KINNINg, SPOKo is in fact kinnig ME. i was in the ENTERPISE , i PHYSICALLY had lesbian bangs in my past life , im speck
#user phanztombzz thank you for this wonderful quote that defines me#i am speck he is me#star trek tos#spock
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hi, what does naff mean? (I googled it and it said it was British and meant unfashionable but I don't think that's how you used it)
That is correct! The way I use it is very broadened, to be perfectly honest. I often use it in a sense of being unimpressive, disappointing, or generally not very good. On its own, I'd say that naff is maybe slightly better than bad but worse than an absolute middle on the scale of quality? (The way some people use mid reminds me of how I use naff). However, I use intensifiers to play fast and loose with it, so I'm not exactly consistent, and I will use it to express more negative meanings (is this ironic understatement or genuinely having a more negative meaning? I really don't know!).
This is a great question and now I'm wondering whether the broadened way I use it is local to my social group and area, or whether this is a change in meaning covering a larger area that webpages and dictionaries haven't quite caught up with. This is also, at least with the imprecision of use that I use it with, a really awkward word to try and define. Thank you very much for the ask I am going down research rabbit holes
#i think our respective profile pictures work quite well for this interaction tbh.#to get a sense of how much i am thinking about this right now please know#that i started answering this almost immediately after receiving your ask#i have also spent time in the past thinking about how i would define 'naff' to someone (because that is just how i am). and yet!#actually on the topic of pfps. saf brain strikes again and i am wondering if owen would use this term.#the oed's dates place it slightly too late for him but they go off written evidence#however given the etymologies i've heard before and am seeing now on the oed it seems to have come from polari#which. yeah that's a word that will have been in spoken use way before it was in any written evidence that the oed could grab#so in a piece of great news for me specifically owen carvour could feasibly have been using the word naff i reckon!#anyways. yeah i went off on one here sorry. you asked a procrastinating linguistics student a language question haha#apologies to you and my fellow users of this term if this definition isn't very good. i may even say it's a bit naff#séance with the ghostie
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happy pride to my dykes, my faggots, my trannies, my queers. my siblings-in-arms. my extended family. whether you're out or not or only partially. i love you all so goddamn much. i hope life will be kinder to us all.
#BIPOC especially we out here doing it#every non-white whose queerness defined by their native culture and not white western ideology i love you#'fake' aces and 'lying' bisexuals#intersex and otherkin and neopronoun users#all of us. everyone who didn't make it this far#if there is a god. may it be wrathful upon all who have harmed us#i wish we didnt have to fight so much. but ill go for throats if i have to
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#for the life of me I don’t have the link but#it’s the frog kid the#the fucking#frog#idk their user is right there so#I feel like we good#anyway this is fucken me#i’m not saying i’m ‘experienced’ however you even define that#but damn fucken ME#tiktok
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Hi, Vee! Did you see the trailer for the Shadow The Hedgehog Dark Beginnings 3 episode animation? 👀
I DID LOL i was just about to make a post about it actually like the poster alone had me shocked when it was revealed like
EMERL???????? IN THE YEAR 2024???????
LOOK ITS TEAM DARK!!!!!!!!!
THE ROCKET FROM SA2????? THATS GERALD POSED AS HE WAS IN HIS FINAL MESSAGE DAMNING HUMANITY??????????
MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and then the trailer itself lmao i was in shambles in the middle of the king records panel pls watch some peak y’all lmao
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besides the heart wrenching moment with maria, something i particularly liked about the trailer was the way shadow and emerl were being framed as enemies of a similar ilk like

shadow with his red energy??? kinda unnatural glowing quills???? emerl with a very familiar rich blue glow to his robotic eyes???? emerl’s way of fighting mirroring shadow’s in those last few frames????
like it’s riffing a bit off of shadow and sonic’s rivalry while highlighting their manufactured origins, the lab with all the energy (chaos energy maybe??), AND I LOVE TO SEE IT LOL
#vee got an ask#ssubby#i was a sh@daria shipper as a kid and while i’m significantly more interested in a dynamic between sonic shadow and amy nowadays#i’m crazy excited to see more moments of their relationship defined 😭😭😭😭😭😭#sonic battle was already on my replay list even tho i never finished it lol#i saw other users saying it was important to shadow’s lore and even tho i eventually watched a playthru of it#i certainly don’t remember why lol tho i remember seeing shadow and emerl fight in that game#i read gerald’s journal entries from that game when i got back from the con and ohhhhhhhhhh#we’re dealing with ancient’s technology and it’s really nice seeing connective tissue like this coming back to light in the sonic lore lol
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I always forget about ao3 functions. Literally only realised you could private bookmarks recently and I only found out you could view statistics like last week. What do you mean there’s a few hundred people subscribed to you and get silly little emails when you post? What a weird little site. But very funny to see other people’s reviews I’m sure the vast vast majority of yours are AMAZING. Long Live is a fic I’ve definitely read more than once- it’s amazing and yeah of course it’s not actual Charles. That’s kind of the thing about rpf, none of it is real. Go read a Leclerc biography and not a fanfic if that’s what you want 😭
"GO READ A LECLERC BIOGRAPHY AND NOT A FANFIC IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT" i'm fucking screaming. YOU ARE SO CORRECT.
that's the beauty of fanfiction, isn't it? i can make my character anything i want them to be. it can be "realistic" or it can be out of pocket or it can be a mixture of both. nobody can stop me in fanfiction. nobody can tell me how i'm "SUPPOSED" to write Charles, because... it's fucking fiction.
i'm not a reporter writing history.
i'm just a silly little fanfiction writer.
p.s. thank you for your kind words about long live, i'm so glad you enjoyed it 😭😭
#ao3 functions really are silly bestie#heads up to any new (or old) ao3 authors out there... you can click on your statistics under your dashboard settings and get an overview#you can see things that aren't public information too#like how many user subs you have and how many bookmarks a fic has including private#it also gives you a snapshot of how many words kudos subs fics etc. that you have on your profile#fun little tool!#(don't let yourself get obsessed with checking it though. it doesn't define who you are as a person.)
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it genuinely is baffling how often I see people who have otherwise solid political opinions reblog degeneration theorist takes on social media/technology/modernity/etc 'ruining' attention span
#'we need to retvrn to a time before technology was causing cognitive decline' ass posts on my timeline. do you Fucking hear yourself#I stop reading a post the second it implies that 'attention span' is a meaningful concept that is defined & measurable#much less when someone implies it is both concretely definable and In Decline.#Users of this website will parrot basically any reactionary talking point if it lets them feel superior to tiktok users.#ghoul.txt
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hello. I'm Your Man (sequel to the Fox Gotham Jerome/OC fic Crush) is now live.
here on AO3 and here on fanfiction.net. I hope you enjoy :)
#the AO3 version is unlocked for now. I will likely eventually restrict it to only registered users#but probably not until I'm finished posting it#also full disclosies with you guys I'm not finished with the entire IYM draft but I'm not too worried about that#the last 2 chapters are very plotty and have defined outlines so when I finally get to sit down to write them it should go quickly#+ I don't see me running into any major continuity issues (the main reason I like to finish a first draft before I post anything)#anyway everybody have a good weekend :) I hope you like the chapter
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in light of a second migration to this site i just need to speak my truth which is that harrow is a redditor gideon is a twitter user and ianthe is a tumblrina hope this helps
#coronabeth is an instagram influencer obviously#and babs is a tiktok one they collab#camilla is like that one user on that math forum who posts answers to insane equations no one can solve without a proof to explain how#palamedes meanwhile is a quora/yahoo answers (rip) certified expert who gives helpful and detailed answers to everything#slash ao3 writer on the side#i know we all see john as a twitch streamer but i think he's most like a discord mod#wait lowkey that's mercy but i want to give them all unique sites so. ok fine john is the streamer and mercy is his insufferable twitch mod#pyrrha stars in like a woodworking/survivalist skill youtube channel that's filmed and run by nona#who is always giving encouraging commentary from behind the camera she just wants everyone to see how awesome her dadmom is#abigail has a channel where she talks about famous historical events or like analyzes media based on historical accuracy#magnus pops into frame as her every now and then bringing her tea or asking a question. she doesn't edit him out bc the fans love him#augustine is a podcaster. the WORST kind#isaac and jeannemary run a gaming channel where they play the same games as jod and bully him online#one day magnus pops in during a livestream. they are embarrassed but the few crossover fans from abi's channel start going crazy in the chat#judith would just like. write a memoir i think#one of those with a super patriotic portrait on the cover#dulcinea is also an ao3 author she and pal do fic exchanges and she's also like a cool fanartist idk on what platform. maybe here#silas has a girl defined channel or he's one of those people who spends all their time arguing in facebook comments#mercy would also be that person considering she literally references that one church lady. her neuroticism is just peak overly online person#oh oh nona and the gang also get pyrrha to do sexy tiktok dances for her channel they are highly successful#god i haven't even gotten into the BoE characters this cast is so fucking large i'm stopping here#the way i was literally just going to add one tag to this and then i couldn't stop lol anyways we have fun here#tlt#the locked tomb#ntn spoilers#nona spoilers#nona the ninth spoilers#tlt spoilers#the locked tomb spoilers#(just in case bc of a few tags)
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Anyway needless to say, college is showing me a whole slew of people who are using laptops in school for the first time and they're so bad at it. They're so bad at taking notes too. They're so bad at everything
#im a hater today but its helping. ill get a caramel shortcake and thatll help more#ANYWAY STOP TAKING DOWN THE TEXT ON THE POWERPOINTS VERBATIM!!!!!!!!#THEYRE UP ON CANVAS PAY ATTENTION TO THE LECTURER INSTEAD!!!#(im haterposting instead of listening but im keeping an ear out. theyre defining bildungsromans rn)#their typing speeds are so slow and for most i would assume its inexperience#in which case i ask why are you switching to a laptop instead of using a notebook!!!!!#plus they mistreat their laptops so badly. so full of bloatware. some of them are even mac users#(honestly idk that much abt macs specifically. maybe theyre gr8. but i hate and kill apple)#give your laptops to me ill treat them right.... ill feed them ill clean up after them....#and you just know that tech disasters are gonna befall so many of them bcos tech skills are on a downslope#like i dont look it bcos i tote around the same 2 notebooks and take like 3 bullet points max of notes per lecture#but ive been using a laptop for school going on 7 years i know my shit!!!#and theyre heavy to carry around and generally only worth it if you plan on doing a LOT of typing#which for ordinary lectures im not!!!! im not taking down every word on the powerpoint like a dipshit!!!#if i bring my laptop im either planning on writing some essay shit or not paying attention during class#anyway thats my little rant. its alright im allowed
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Here’s some moral support Rain for you




thank youuuu i am healed & revitalized by these images
#my unbearably annoying work task lately is measuring things#so the software behaves differently depending on a measurement. as in a distance. theres a threshold of 5mm and if the distance is less#than 5mm it does one thing and greater than 5mm it does the other thing#users are coming to me and saying#hey. it did the less than threshold thing. can you measure it for me#and so i run the same code that the software uses to make the decision#and i say ok hi it was 3mm#and they say ok but should it do the greater than threshold thing because i want it to?#and i have to say no please follow the algorithm as we defined it#and just to clarify theres simply no possible way that the computer would make a mistake on a greater than/less than. it just doesnt happen#so theres no purpose to this exercise at all#if the distance was measured wrong we wouldnt know from this. im measuring the distance the same way
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