#vaca season

[vjonny2x4v]

This some ritualistic tradition shit

[hamable]

Fantasy high junior year is so real. Funniest shit I’ve ever heard for one half of the episode and the most real, tangible post-road-trip exhaustion and dread of having to return to responsibilities and how heavy it all is in the second half and it’s just so good.

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

i'm actually so glad that for some fucking reason the bear season 3 isn't available in spain yet cause i got to experience the greatest show to ever exist (miss vaca 2024)

[idk-i-just-really-like-tsc]

Those who got sobh book shipment emails plz explain like who emailed you when did you get it how long is it taking to come

[shyspider]

Smallest stars is my favorite comfort fic! Will it get an update this month?

Oh yeah - the 15th! I'll be updating both Smallest Stars AND Twintails.

Everyone is getting fed this month.

[luciuscodedswedeboy]

samba and nathan supporting fernando after david’s done with him

[lazymcfail]

being a mentally ill adult is so fun im over here lookin in my planner like "damn i cant have my nervous breakdown tonight i have some important emails to send tomorrow, maybe if i schedule it this weekend, i have to avoid going into full insanity due to my show but i gotta let it out or i will be taken in"

and when a therapist says you are self aware it just means 1. wow ur smart for a mentally ill person and 2. damn youve really tried everything and your brain is still a piece of shit wow

also a cynical joke

Bart Simpson: I don't want anyone to know I'm crazy, they'll lock me up in a loony bin!

Therapist: Oh you don't need to worry about that, son, those people are out on the streets!!!

[choslut]

NSFW. minors + ageless dni.

tr : vaca (cow)

it’s cow milking season, so you know what that means! it means that you get to see your faaaavourite farmer, miguel, and for a whole hour, he gets to play with your pretty tits however he likes to take all the milk out of them !!

your poor tits have been neglected for so long, having grown heavy with milk over the last couple of months. it’s uncomfortable to walk around with such big things hanging from your chest, so when miguel finally comes to relieve you of your stress, you’re elated !!

he has you bend over on the hay like a good girl, cow print thong riding up your asscrack as he carefully undoes your matching bikini top, letting your heavy tits fall free from their restraints, sensitive nipples dripping milk onto the hay. good, attentive miguel make sure not to waste a drop, placing a bucket underneath your weeping nips to catch any and every drop of milk coming out of you.

first, he lets you drip freely, large hands scoping your back and ass as he allows you to relax. his fingers brush the seat of your thong a couple of times but you don’t mind; he’s your farmer, and you trust him with anything, right?

miguel thinks you’re special, so he doesn’t treat you like the other cows on the field. oh no, he treats you with his “good girl” treatment, he likes to call it, and has you sit in his strong and sturdy lap, panties pulled to the side with two fingers leisurely stroking your clit as his other hand squeezes your breast gently, coaxing out your liquid gold.

when you’re all sensitive on one breast with not a drop left to give, he moves to the other, but this time his fingers on your clit are replaced with his giant cock, its weeping tip just nudging your puffy folds. not only are you breasts sensitive during milking season, so is your poor little cunny, and like the good farmer he is, he makes sure to satisfy all your little cow urges, bullying your gaping hole with his length.

miguel finds that when he fucks you whilst milking, the product is much sweeter, which means he can jack up it’s market price tenfold. “you’re doing so well, vaca,” he croons in your ear, soft lips kissing its shell before his attention returns to milking, squeezing and pulling on your sensitive nipple. “that’s why you’re my favourite.”

[adickaboutspoons]

When a Steard is not a Beard

I want to talk about the significance of Stede's beard in the opening dream sequence of s2e1, and how we know from Lucius in the first season that "not every beard is a beard". Of course SOME beards are just beards - most of the Revenge and QA crew sport face fuzz of some sort or another, and it's just How They Look. But, narratively speaking, when attention is called to facial hair in this show, it's all about deception and hiding one's true self.

We have Blackbeard, who has built his brand around his eponymous facial fur, but feels stifled by the way the success of said brand has left him bored out of his skull, and frustrated by the way his reputation has been co-opted and twisted into something inhuman. (And by poor Taika's accounts, the beard itself was literally stifling; unbearably hot to wear, and how he could hardly move the bottom half of his face lest the glue start peeling off). It's only when Ed shaves it off at the academy that he's able to start really approaching the question of what it means to be Just Ed. And, of course, we have the way he smeared kohl across his mouth and jaw in a frightful simulacrum of a beard as part of his Kraken transformation at the end of season 1.

We have Jim, who uses a fake beard to conceal their identity while on the run after having killed Alfeo de la Vaca. Only once that beard is discarded are they able to really think about who they are and how that doesn't fit in the narrow parameters of a gender binary. We see them go back into the beard when they re-commit themself to the vengeance quest, posing as a bearded priest in order to capture Geraldo, but, again divested of the beard, Jim is able to consider whether completing the vengeance quest and allowing their life to be consumed with a family that is dead and gone is something they want, or if they might be happier committing themself to a different path, and finding a family that will give them the love and support their own no longer can. And then, of course, the way Jim paints on a simulacrum beard when they are forced into a life of violence as part of Kraken!Ed’s crew.

We have Heartbroken Voyeur Stede’s comment about how Calico Jack had nice hair, but “his moustache is weird.” Shortly after, we learn that CJ has been a duplicitous, manipulative asshole the entire time, his only goal to lure Ed away from the Revenge before the British came to kill Stede.

So what does it say that Stede is dreaming about himself with a full beard? To have Dream!Ed specifically comment on it? Because they’re calling attention to it, so, hey, hi, how are you? You have my attention!

I think it’s not JUST that Stede is casting himself in the role of the dashing hero with all the trappings thereof, indulging in a fantasy about a joyous, romantic reunion with his beloved. Because this fantasy has some MUCH darker connotations than the sun-drenched beach would suggest. This Dashing Hero™ persona isn’t Stede’s idealized self. It’s the culmination of all his insecurities about not being the kind of person who is worthy of the attention and love of someone as impossibly cool as Blackbeard.

(Incidentally, I think it significant that Ed, in the dream, ALSO has his full beard. This more than anything is what clues me into the fact that Stede is still trying to measure up to the Legendary Pirate Blackbeard - not Just Ed with his soft, beautiful clean-shaven face, nor even a more realistic version with a beard that’s coming in quite nicely, but isn’t anywhere near the epic proportions that it once was, as we see with the scenes of real Kraken!Ed)

We learn later in the episode that Stede has been dragging his feet about setting out to reunite with Ed in spite of the all the money he and the crew have managed to scrape together working for Jackie, and the true reason behind his reticence is that he is still genuinely convinced that Ed is better off and happier without him. Even when reunited with Lucius in episode 2 and Lucius suggests that Ed’s time with Stede was “as good as it’s going to get for [Ed]”, Stede’s response is that he’s “not ready to believe that.” Stede really just is incapable of conceptualizing a reality in which Just Stede could ever be enough.

(And don’t get me started on Lucius’ beard! Lucius who was the emotional intelligence of the crew in the first season, and is now a guarded, brittle, traumatized shell of who he was. He’s 100% for sure not hiding behind a façade of butched-up toughness. Nope. Not. At. All.)

So in Stede's dreams, he’s the epitome of the kind of guy that WOULD be good enough. The kind of guy who has a beard and wears leather pants (hello queer urge to become the person that you sexually desire, how are you?). The kind of guy with neat, tidy, barely even wavy hair instead of perfectly coifed cherub curls. The kind of guy who, if he wears a fine fabric at all, it’s wrapped around his waist where it can be mostly concealed by a thick, macho belt, and trailing in front of his crotch like a fabric phallus (and, say, if Ed feels like touching it, maybe there’s something else in the vicinity that he might also be interested in touching?). The kind of guy who is tough and competent and can kill without remorse or pity.

[latinotiktok]

Propaganda:

Link BOTW/TOTK.

-Miralo. Short king. Builds possibly dangerous and random contraptions in his garage. Eats anything and everything. Cooks like a god. Good taste in seasonings. Rides a motorcycle. That's all peak latino behavior.

-link de the legend of zelda. es muy silly para mi y es latine en mi corazoncito <333

-link legend of zelda es mexicano. lo sé en mi corazón. fácilmente puedo verlo comiendo pan de muerto y haciendo el maratón guadalupe-reyes (comer hasta el hartazgo desde el 12 de diciembre hasta el 6 de enero)

-Link Legend of Zelda pq 1) en su vida pasada era moreno el me dijo 2)le sabe chambear como buen latinoamericano. trabajando para la hija del patron literal

-Link del twilight princess

Razones: -si -el pibe vive de cuidar las vacas(son cabras pero shhh), es gaucho en mi corazon -short king y conozco muchos short kings en mi pueblo -por favor

#link es mexicano porque o sea. nomás' mira sus creaciones. mi compa tiene ingenio mexicano

#DALE ZELDA DALE#PASAME LA TRIFUERZA QUE TENGO HAMBRE#Y TRAEME UNA BOTELLA DE ZORA GRANDE

#that one post that says link is the whole lgbt+ community but this time link is whole latin america#loz

#link is just such a latino hes indigenous latino and i say because im centroamericana that he's centroamericano.#guatemalan link#the only reason hes not moreno is he was sleeping for 100 years that makes one look like a gringito#his fangs and the way he finds new clothes and immediately wears them and mixes and matches and ALWAYS serves...peak latino behavior#we need more silent latino men rep 🥰

Pirateria

Vi a alguien decir que la piratería (as in, the concept) debe ser latino y apoyo la moción, so here i am to say la piratería es mi bebita fiu fiu

#nada en este mundo es mas latino q piratiando

#VAMONOS YO MANEJO *c sube a un barco pirata claramente robado*

#IT HAS TO BE PIRACY Y'ALL#brazilians pirate shit for breakfast at this point#and the best fucking part#was buying those pirated dvds#and at the very beggining of the movie#they'd show an anti-piracy ad#like dude please it's vote piracy

[canarybell]

Archangel Michael in Season 3  

You know, I really am interested in Archangel Michael future contribution to the story. For some reason I think they have a chance to be a bit more relevant in S3.

The reasons for this assumption…are not that big. But still, listen to me.

 We know that at least some of archangels from S1 were brought to the script from sequel drafts. At the time nobody knew that the show will be successful enough to have S2 and S3, and the unwritten sequel might be created in any form. But the idea of what these characters could have done if the book had been written still was there. Probably not too detailed, but still existent. And now these characters have the ability to do what they were first intended for.

So…this why I was interested in this particular moment from the cut bookshop opening scene:

Isn’t it interesting that with that promotion Aziraphale was going to be replaced not by any other angel, not even by any archangel, but by “fancy” Archangel Michael themself? What position was he even going to be promoted to?  Would Michael like it – go to Earth, manage the bookshop? I suspect, no more than Aziraphale would like to go back upstairs in that cut scene.

And isn’t it interesting that throughout the season 2 we saw Michael not only wanting the position of the Supreme Archangel, but actively acting as if they were already promoted - only to have the position snatched out from under them at the last minute by Aziraphale? Isn’t it interesting how similar these situation are in a way?

I have a theory this one was a plot point from the sequel – Aziraphale got the promotion, and that pissed off Michael (or unnamed angel that later became Michael, not necessary an archangel at that point?). Be it because Michael wanted this position themself, or it caused some troubles for them (could it be that ‘Michael’ was supposed to be sent to the bookshop instead of made-for-S2-Muriel?). And that plot point was important enough to bring it up while writing the script for the first season, and leave it as a sort of mythology gag when there was no hope for the continuation; and then return to it while writing the second season with the lead-in to the third one aka the implementation of the aforementioned sequel.

So…if this is a plot point – what it might lead us to?

The simplest idea – Michael would just be antagonistic to Aziraphale in Heaven. As will every other archangel (they all know Aziraphale is a traitor who somehow got big..maybe in a book it would have been 'some nameless angel who somehow got big'), but it will have a special flavor in case of Michael who will just feel robbed. And that will lead to all kind of shenanigans.

It is worth to notice that Aziraphale, in return, has a few reasons to dislike Michael the most amongst other archangels:

They were the one to bring the holy water to Hell for Crowley’s execution - in front of Aziraphale’s eyes; and we know Aziraphale’s feelings about the possibility of Crowley dying by holy water;

They are threatened him with a Book of Life despite having no authority to do it, just out of spite;

And most importantly, they were the one to call Aziraphale ‘a bit of a fallen angel’, shaming him for collaborating with a demon – all while working with demons themself, sharing information and such. Aziraphale probably doesn’t know all about it yet – only about them specifically going downstairs to bring the water. But once he find out? Don’t you think this hypocrisy on Michael’s part will make him at least a bit angry?

 The more convoluted idea – Michael will became angry. But not only at Aziraphale, no. It was The Metatron who made a decision to promote the traitor, ignoring all the reasons to make Michael the Supreme Archangel. Why not be angry with him?

….the thing about Michael – in S2 they already showed too much non-really-angelic desire to grab the power without any approval from above. “We aren’t in charge” – Uriel is right by all means:  you can’t just decide this vacant position is yours because you’re the best, you need to be appointed first, even in a human society; not to say anything about Heaven, built on subordination to the hierarchy!

So there is already not that much respect for the authority of The Metatron underneath all Michael’s holier-than-thou attitude as it should have been. And if Michael decides that The Metatron's decision was wrong, or that he was the one to specifically rob them of their promotion…

There are a lot of possibility for this to become entertaining. One idea that came to my head is that Michael might start to work with Hell more actively, just to out of spite– they already got some contacts downstairs after all. Maybe even specifically finding a way to Fall – there is a vacancy of Grand Duke of Hell downstairs, and isn’t it better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heaven, especially than to serve to Aziraphale, in Michael's eyes?

The most ridiculous yet fun idea though is…..Michael and Aziraphale teaming up against The Metatron.

Yes, I know. It sounds as much possible, as, I don’t know, Gabriel’s redemption? Oh, wait…

But still. If we assume that Michael might become angry specifically at The Metatron…and that Aziraphale will consider him his enemy too…and considering that it’s not the first time for Michael to work with ‘an enemy’ (the demons, again) to achieve a common goal…and if we’d assume that Aziraphale is not all that bad in persuasion (as we can see in S2E5 and the fact that he was fulfilling his part of the agreement by doing temptations)….

….yeah, it still sounds unlikely. But it might be a fun twist of events. Especially with them still hating each other, but hating The Metatron more.

[guardian-angle22]

welcome back! I need your thoughts on all the stuff that happened while you were “out of office”… Spinoff show! All the spoilers about carlos content and Tarlos spicy scenes (breaking a dresser! heehee) this year! are you excited?

Apologies for the late reply since you must've sent this to me back when I first got back from vaca. The show aired and I lost my mind and didn't notice this was sitting there.

Soo... Thoughts on the Spinoff show! I feel like there are two separate spinoff show discussions that have been had by various people and I'm not sure if they're being merged together into one now or not but my thoughts are very different for each.

Spinoff Option #1: 9-1-1 in a different city. This has been in discussion for years by various people. Lone Star was a success, so why not turn it into a franchise like CSI or NCIS with multiple cities? Angela Bassett made a comment about it during a recent Emmy presser saying something along the lines of “people need help in every city”… This is the spinoff that I could see happening regardless of how this season goes but with a brand new cast of characters. I probably would not watch this. I’m not a procedural girlie, this show was an absolute anomaly and I don't know how I got here but it's really just these LS characters I love.

Spinoff Option #2: the “Tarlos” spinoff. This is the one Rashad has spoken about pushing for and Ronen has been hyping up on social media and at cons saying it could possibly happen based on how viewership goes this season. I know some have talked about these as two separate shows but I don’t think that’s the case. I think Rashad talked about it in the context of Carlos’ character and the new ranger because that was the interview/article topic, but I genuinely don’t think there has ever been a discussion of having a Carlos only spinoff without TK. Given the popularity of the pair, from a marketing standpoint it would just be silly to even attempt to have one of the characters headline a show without the other also there. This one I feel like would have to be set in Texas and named something other than 9-1-1. I would absolutely watch... most of it LOL. I don't think I would watch any of the ranger content ngl. which I guess segues into my thoughts on the Carlos content spoilers...

Thoughts on the content spoilers!

The Carlos plots… I don’t really care about if I’m being honest cause I just don’t care about the rangers stuff and the s4 Gabriel murder plot actively makes me angry if I think about it for too long… BUT people are gonna like things I don’t and I’m gonna like things other people don’t. There’s nothing wrong with that as long as no one is a dick about it. and I certainly have no plans to yuck anyone else's yum. so my thoughts are: I hope other people enjoy!

The spoiler I AM insanely excited to see is the infamous furniture breaking sex scene. It just tickles me that they really went so hard they almost broke a toe and some furniture. That's the dedication we get from the Tarlos actors and I appreciate the hell out of it... Although it does not surprise me in the least given 1.02… I MEAN...

[grilledcheese-aspiration]

a discussion idea! (long post)

my husband and i were chatting last night while cleaning up dinner; he pitched a fun idea that could be a great topic of discussion in the simblr community. maybe this should be a SQotD submission - IDK but: he asked how i feel about sims 2 expansion packs now compared to when they came out. initially, i said "yeh idk, i guess the same?" and that was that.

i put a more thought towards his question and realized, i do feel a bit differently about some of the EPs now compared to when they came out - all under the cut!

university: i was SO SO excited about it bc i didnt go away to college like my friends did so it was a way to vicariously-ish get the experience and a bonus was zombies! now tho? yea i still enjoy it even tho the dormies eventually start pissing me off bc theyre just so damn dumb lmao

nightlife: same level of excitement. i LOVE cities and i love vampires too. this scratched the "i need to go downtown chicago" itch when i couldnt from lack of transportation and safey being a v smol person afraid of the worst. i played all my sims in "downtown", specifically, 107 Custer Blvd. I made-over that lot dozens of times, it's seen dozens of different families and had a million different lifetimes. Nightlife still stands as my fave TS2 EP and 107 Custer - my all-time favorite lot to play.

open for business: initially, i had ZERO excitement over this pack. i personally, right out of high school basically, had NO interest in working myself (i didnt, i went to community college and got by ok w/ chore-money basically) so why the hell would i want to put my sims to work too?? i also didnt care for the music (i like it more now tho) as an Adult - i do enjoy this pack more than i ever did when i was a clueless near-20-yo. also, love the servos but i dont play w them nearly as much as i should being a bot fan and all. (i should fix that)

pets&seasons: i was pumped for these bc MORE IMMERSION AND REAL LIFE STUFF!!! also, weather and animals LOL. i still love these packs the same as i did when they initially released. just kinda wish plantsims werent annoying for me to play, i love them from afar tho! werewolves are neat but theyre also kind of a PITA to play.

bon voyage: EH i dont really go on vaca a lot myself, my sims dont either for the same reasons: money! im also still scarred from the one time i did send my sims on vaca and they got STUCK THERE!!! it broke all my shit and i had no way of fixing it bc i didnt know about MTS, MATY and etc to ask for help/guidance. RIP to that family lmao i hope theyre still having a nice time in the vaca-void theyre prob still floating around in! (note: ive never found bigfoot, some day i wish to!)

freetime: we all have hobbies right? it was all fine and good until the fire nation attacked i was being inundated with a ton of hobby spam, be it notifications, the hobby sims and the lots. it was a lot. its far more manageable now thanks to mods so i dont mind playing into hobbies. i do appreciate the return of the genie tho!

apartment life: ok, look. i thought this was super cool then but now, after living in apartments myself, i despise them and dont put my sims in them anymore either. i do love the witches tho, prob my fave aspect of this pack!

edit to add rankings: nightlife, seasons, pets, apartment life, uni, ofc, free time then bon voyage lmao

id be interested to hear/read you guys' comparison's to the different EPs we have for Sims 2 or any of the sims games tbh. id go over The Sims but i dont have all day lmao ill make a different post on that some time bc i always get in my feels over the OG.

[idk-i-just-really-like-tsc]

why are will and Tessa in paris. didn’t they go there during tlh at some point for some diplomat meeting???

[ourflagmeansbts]

Source (Season 1 - March 22nd 2022)

puertoricaninja: Still shot from episode 7 of #OurFlagMeansDeath directed by @ferfrias who also happens to cameo as “Alfeo de la Vaca” 😤🍊🔪…. Fun fact: his wig was the same wig I used for when I was the bearded, bulbous nosed mute in the first 3 episodes. Coincidence? I think…. not 👀 Photo by @aaronepstein Can’t believe the season finale is this week 😭 I’ll say something cheesier at the end of the week but wow… just wanna say I’m feeling the love and am so grateful for our community 🥺😭🖤 this role means so much and y’all are feeling that care on the screen which brings me so much joy ✨

[cottagecorasims4]

3 meses de pausa em the sims 4 por perder todos meus save decidi voltar, dessa vez iniciando um legado que achei muito vibrante da @bestiejermaine chamado Boba Tea Legacy.

Geração Um: Mango Boba [usa Eco Lifestyle and Seasons]

Sua vida é cheia de alegria e sol! Você se muda para uma linda cidade nova e deseja o melhor para as gerações futuras. Você passa a vida certificando-se de que seu estilo de vida permaneça positivo e saudável. * Complete a aspiração de 'mestre criador' * Comece no outono * Tem 3 filhos * Case com seu melhor amigo * Cultive um jardim apenas por diversão (até mesmo tenha uma planta-vaca OPCIONAL) * Tenha a característica de criador *Faça de 5 a 10 coisas durante sua vida

Coloquei objetivos extras

* Morar em um lote de aluguel até atingir nível 5 como fabricadora e nível 5 em mecânica * Ir a muitos encontros e fracassar até descobrir uma paixão pelo seu melhor amigo * Alcançar pelo menos o nível 5 em comédia e nível 5 em ginástica