#valentin is in denial

[lagunaaart]

if i ever say im over dragon age, im a lying!! new oc dropped, Lena from the Mourn Watch. Can't believe she is my first da dwarf lmao. Valentin is an older oc from 2022, i just never pay attention to him alkdnakjd more info below cuttt

first time i drew valentin was in 2022, he is an inquisition agent from my alt world state where the inky is my saarebas Karasaak, at some point i wanted to use him for the ttrpg but alas

Son of an Orlesian nobleman, trained as a chevalier he joins the Inquisition ranks. Occasionally he does territory reconn along Harding and her scouts. Lena is a member of the Mourn Watch, born and raised Nevarran. She also joins the Inquisition and works specifically for Harding, she is in charge of illustrating geography, anomalies and unknown artifacts.

Usually they stay together alone for long hours while she sketches her illustrations and the rest of the scouts keep pushing forward. So Valentin kinda took it as his duty to be her body guard, not like she can't defend herself but she enjoys the company nonetheless.

[verfound]

FIC: Paris's Favorite Not-a-Couple (MLB; Lukanette; LBSC Valentine 2025; 1/8)

...good Lord that's a mouthful 😂

Rating: Mature

Characters/Pairings: Alya Césaire, Juleka Couffaine, Luka Couffaine, Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Rose Lavillant; Luka Couffaine/Marinette Dupain-Cheng, minor Juleka Couffaine/Rose Lavillant

Summary: If you ask anybody in the world — at least anyone who follows celebrity gossip and cares — Luke Stone and Marinette Dupain-Cheng are totally in love.  If you ask Marinette, they’re just really close, really old friends.  If you ask Luke…totally the same.  There is absolutely no truth to the rumors, none at all, not…not even a bit…

(Or: the one where everyone but Marinette and Luka realize they’re totally dating, so why don’t we get on that already, huh?)

Author’s Notes/Warnings: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLES!!!! Who's ready for another @lovebugs-and-snakecharmers Valentine's Exchange? 😁

@omnoramayday asked for a Famous AU (where fans can’t believe they’re NOT dating), posing with each other (like as an art ref), or pirates (any way you sail it).  Somehow I think I twisted all of it together to get you a Fake/Assumed Dating Celebrity AU with Wardrobe Malfunctions and a smidge of sea shanties?  I also may have kidnapped Quick’s Angie again.  And Rose is unhinged as ever.  And I was screaming at them to JUST KISS before I even hit 2k.  So…happy Valentine’s, I think?  I was your secret admirer.  😁

Chapter One: A Favor Between Just Friends

“What?  No way.”

The microwave dinged, and Alya kicked back from her desk, hopped up from her swivel chair, and walked across her flat to the kitchen to retrieve her dinner.  Her mom had sent her home with leftovers when she had visited a few days ago, and she’d been saving them for a deadline night.

It wasn’t actually a deadline night, but she had been too busy staking out her latest story to remember to do the shopping this week, and it was raining, and who wanted to go grocery shopping in the rain, anyway?

So, mom’s leftovers it was!

“Because I’d know,” she laughed, rolling her eyes as she stirred the stew to distribute the heat.  It was steaming, but she’d been fooled by steam and a frozen center before.  Kimi, a friend from another publication she was currently on the phone with, said something else into the bud Alya had popped in her ears.  “Girl!  She’s, like, my best friend.  I would know if she was dating Luke Stone.”

[pikinanouart]

*Anya's voice* Kissy Kissy

[bill-ciphers-nightmare-blog]

You want your valentines to be Ford, don’t you 😏

WHAT?? NO! PFFT. AS IF!

[shiliria]

[inevitableinfinity]

a silly oikage date(?) | 700 words | originally posted here

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“It’s not a date,” Tooru huffs to Iwaizumi. Because it’s not. He and Tobio just so happen to be going to the same event (the Elephants match) and since Kindaichi had also just so happened to ask them at the same time, their seats are next to each other’s. It’s not like any of this was planned.

“If it’s not a date, why are you asking me what you should wear?”

“Because the match is going to be televised, not because I care what stupid Tobio thinks about my outfit.” 

His friend gives him a long look before saying, “Sure.” 

What’s that supposed to mean?

“It’s not a date!” he hisses to Shouyou who calls while Tobio’s in the restroom.

“You’re having dinner with him right now!”

Him and Tobio agreeing to meet up for a quick, casual meal before the game means nothing. And they only agreed to then head over to the sports center from there together because it’s convenient. “You two eat dinner together all the time.”

Shouyou scoffs. “Right, because we’re friends. What’s your reason?”

“...It just happened.” 

His friend laughs. “Like how you two have happened to watch every single one of each other’s matches for the past decade? And how you happened to save his curry commercial to your phone? And how you—”

Tooru ends the call. There’s no use in arguing with delusional people.

“It’s not a date,” he grumbles at his social media accounts which are flooded with the breaking news that known rivals Oikawa and Kageyama are currently attending a volleyball match together. (“Weird place for a date, but it makes sense for those idiots,” says one post that Tooru has the sneaking suspicion is from Makki’s burner account.)

Social media loves to take the smallest detail and create a whole narrative so he knows he shouldn’t pay the rumors any mind. So long as he isn’t seen with Tobio in public ever again—which should be easy—things will blow over in a matter of time.

Before he closes the app, though, he catches sight of a photo someone managed to capture of them. He doesn’t understand what people are making such a fuss about. They’re both leaning in to talk to each other, shoulders barely touching, expressions a little softer than he remembers them being.

So what?

It’s not a date, he thinks to himself when he spots Tobio across the bar during the Elephants’ post-match celebration, talking to one of the players. Something white hot and unpleasant jolts through his body at the sight. Anyone with half a brain (so, anyone here other than Kageyama Tobio) can tell that the other guy is flirting—heavily.

Really, how can Tobio be so dense? The wing spiker is smiling down at him, tilting his head as if the bar is too loud (it’s not) and he needs to stand that close in order to hear Tobio.

The man places a hand on Tobio’s shoulder and Tooru’s legs start moving toward them before his brain can even process what’s happening. 

“Excuse me, I need to steal my date for a moment,” he says, flashing a charming smile at the wing spiker and gracefully removing the hand from Tobio’s shoulder so he can drag the other setter away.

“Uh, Oikawa-san? Is this a date?” Tobio asks once they’re outside.

Tooru scoffs, letting go of Tobio’s hand even though he doesn’t actually want to. “No, of course not. I was just rescuing a clueless idiot from an awkward situation. You’re welcome, by the way.”

“Oh.” 

He doesn’t know if he’s imagining the disappointment in Tobio’s voice, but it prompts him to add, “Though, hypothetically, if you asked me on one, I might consider it.” 

Tobio blinks. “Oh. Okay. Will you go on a date with me, Oikawa-san?”

A smirk tugs on Tooru’s lips. “I’ll think about it.” Tobio gives him an unimpressed look and Tooru hmphs. “You’re no fun. Fine. One date. Sheesh.”

Nodding, Tobio says, “Okay. Let’s go.” But instead of heading back into the bar, Tobio starts to walk away. 

“Excuse me? Where are you going?” 

“We are going on a date,” Tobio calls over his shoulder, his own smirk visible even in the dim light. 

Tooru rolls his eyes as he catches up to Tobio. So annoying. He’s going to regret agreeing to this.

(Probably.)

[flowerakatsuka]

gonna post karamatsu's walking sprites from the tuxedo set, too, bc he looks very hamsome to me...

also, kara's boutonnière and this set referencing the valentine's day skit reminded me that the first valentine's day gift kuroba gives him is a preserved blue rose they made.

[coffeeheartaddict2]

Forbidden Fruits

Book: Open Heart

Characters: Ethan Ramsey, F!MC Casey Valentine

Word count: 549

Category: smut

Rating: Mature

Warnings: alcohol consumption, sexual content (masturbation)

Summary: It is the end of the first day for the new batch of interns and one in particular catches the eye of Ethan.

Disclaimer: Characters belong to Pixelberry.

Authors note: Welcome to smuttember. Thank you @rafasgirl23415-2 for the prompt. Prompt appears in bold

🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

It had been an interesting day as much as it was infuriating. A new intern class always made him feel this way but there was one intern that had piqued his interest…somehow.

He met her that morning, in an emergent situation and chewed her out. He knew he was being harsh but the sensation in his arm when he helped her with the incision had thrown him. “It was just a stressful situation” he had told himself but he had been in more stressful situations and had no such reaction. She did later redeem herself by figuring out what was wrong with her first patient.

He went to Donahue’s, in need of a drink. As soon as he entered he knew he should have gone home. The bar was full with all the new interns blowing off some steam after a long shift. He knew that the quiet drink he craved was not going to happen but his regular spot was free and Reggie was getting his normal drink when he saw him. He took a sip and did what he did best and observe. Then he spotted her. Dr Valentine. She had been in scrubs all day and he did find her attractive but he was not prepared for how she looked in that sinful outfit.

“She is an intern!” He mentally told himself. “Forbidden, by your own principles” the inner monologue continued.

While he was putting the thoughts of impropriety out of his mind, she came out.

They shared a scotch with each other, he was duly impressed that she knew why he liked scotch neat. She then asked if there was someone waiting for him at home. The internal monologue was playing so he was able to state that there was no one waiting for him, despite other parts of him wishing that he was taking her home.

After enjoying a second drink, Reggie’s special, he took his leave and went back to his empty apartment. Even though the weather was mild his apartment felt cold. He craved the company of Dr Valentine. His thoughts went to the outfit she wore. How it showed off her curves, accentuated her breasts. The thoughts of impropriety again forced their way forward. He decided it was a losing battle.

He went into his shower. He was already painfully hard. He started stroking himself, imagining that Dr Valentine was in the shower with him, her naked body quivering at his touch, he imagined her going down on him, taking him fully in her mouth.l, swirling her tongue along his length as he entered her mouth again and again. He then imagined taking her from behind, the water cascading over both of them, her moans as he entered her and thrust deep. He could feel himself get close and he pumped harder, wishing it was Dr Valentine he was pounding into. At last he succumbed to his release. It felt empty, given how vivid the fantasy was. He told him self again that she was forbidden as he got ready to go into a restful sleep.

He awoke the next morning, a small amount of guilt at the night before. He put it out of his mind. “She is an intern” he told himself as he got ready for work.

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Authors note: Short but not too sweet. In my world the guilt at masturbaitng to the thoughts get worse and worse as book one goes on. He did not know her that well professionally or personally at this point so the guilt was easier to be assaunged. Thanks for the ask again.

Tagging: @cariantha @rafasgirl23415-2 @jerzwriter @jamespotterthefirst @genevievemd @liaromancewriter @potionsprefect @bex-la-get @crazy-loca-blog @a-crepusculo @youlookappropriate @snoopdogcone @trappedinfanfiction @alj4890 @schnitzelbutterfingers @binny1985 @tessa-liam @openheartfanfics @choicesficwriterscreations

[christliche-kunstwerke]

Die Ablehnung des Heiligen Petrus von Valentin de Boulogne (1611, oil painting)

[cccat-in-a-meat-sack]

NPD + DID culture is actively hoping we get posted to r/syscringe or r/fdc because tHE AMOUNT OF SUPPLY THAT WOULD BRING OH MY GOD

[whenicarusflies]

it's weird being in fandoms + being aroace because on valentine's day my dash will be 'fuck romance' 'happy wednesday' 'isnt [ship] the best couple' 'remember to buy discount chocolate tomorrow' '*art of two characters seconds before fucking*'

[review-anon]

Good luck laying a FINGER on her with Xander around. He gets even a whiff of you going after his girl, you're dead meat

Be as it may, Matthews is just one man, I have an entire organisation. Plus as tough as he is, he cannot stop a bullet to his head.

???: Its a pity that bullet you put in your head didn't kill you, or should I say our heads.

Huh?

*DRA Tsurugi steps up to his older self with a enraged look on his face*

THIS is the man I'm gonna turn up being? Some delusional hypocrite who is as much of a criminal as the ones he chases after?

If it wasn't for how sick and evil LINUJ is, I would have killed myself and let that death STICK.

Oh look its my naive younger self. You don't realise that sticking to your morals is gonna work. The criminals are never gonna go away unless you purge them by ANY means necessary!

And who taught us that?

Father did naturally.

Who is an Ultimate Despair, was the one who molded us into this mindset AND is a criminal himself.

Frankly the fact that he eventually became a criminal himself, should have been a sign to disregard everything he says as wrong since if he becomes a criminal, all of his lessons should be rendered invalid.

Be as it may, you will turn into me at some point.

Only because we have a evil creator who somehow gets it in his head that YOUR mindset is the "correct one."

And you really are a criminal, not just due to following father's, who is a criminal, teachings but also since you are no better then Void.

Okay that is just plain ridicilious. There is no way I am as bad as the Voids, they are the worst of the worst!

...Do you remember what you did shortly after Haruhiko's trial?

What?

Answer the question, when it was revealed what both Haruhiko and Satsuki did, what did you do?

I....realised that I was a criminal for allowing all this murder to occur and wanted to take responsibilty, so I tried to shoot myself in the head.

However...I don't know why, but I think I must have not aimed the gun right as the bullet didn't take me out. Granted the fact I am wheelchair bound means it must have damaged some parts of my brain, but I still lived.

...We should have died then. While suicides can go wrong if you don't know how to use a gun, as trained police officers, we knew how to use a gun, and as such knew how to take ourselves out.

We DID aim the gun right and the bullet should have killed us then and there.

So why didn't we? I assume you have a point so get to it younger me.

Remember who was there? Who hadn't regained their memories of being the Mastermind? Who bonded with us during that time? And more importantly...DIDN'T want us to die?

.........

...No. Nonononononono this cannot be! Y-you CANNOT be serious!

There's no way...I cannot have it...I cannot have it....I cannot have it...

Sorry but denial isn't gonna work. Yes, Yuki didn't want us to die, and he wished us to surivive and look at that a miracle happened...a Divine one you could say.

And since Yuki was Utsuro all this time...that means we are Divine Users ourselves, thus you are as much of a criminal like the others!

I am not a criminal....I am not a criminal....I am not a criminal....I am not a criminal....I am not a criminal....I am not a criminal....I am not a criminal....I am not a criminal....I am not a criminal....I am not a criminal....I am not a criminal....I am not a criminal....I am not a criminal....I am not a criminal....I am not a criminal....I am not a criminal....I am not a criminal....

[thefootadmirerman]

INCOMING @yourlittlettoy PRAISE:

Why? Because CeCe needs to be wrecked!

From tickles, I mean.

Now, I've been a fan of CeCe's for years now. I have to say that she has to be one of the top 3 biggest tickle masochist I've ever seen! This young woman does and says everything she can for the most sadistic lers to get their hands, tools, and mouths on her to drive her into giggling hysterics. Like, how can someone want so much evil tickling coming her way? (Watch as she does her usual denial to further make others hungry to destroy her. 😉)

But when I'm not seeing (and WANTING) CeCe tickled into insanity, I'm seeing her be one of the brightest lights in the tickle world. CeCe is so damn lovable, and when people aren't wanting to tickle her, they want to cuddle her....holy shit...

CECE REALLY IS A TOY! Tickling and cuddling are what she's perfect for! Her name makes so much sense!

One day -ONE DAY - I will finally get my long-awaited chance to get my hands on this tickle legend! And after I relentlessly tickle her into a sweaty, crying, mind broken mess, I will reward her with the biggest hugs EVER! *sigh* the dream.

[suginami-division]

Ring Ring Happy Valentine’s! It appears Ryuko Umemoto has received not only one but two gifts! Opening them up, the first gift reveals to be...

...A motorcycle tool kit.

Opening the second gift reveals to be...

...a coffee mug with a certain Demon Slayer character on it.

Along with these presents, there is a note that simply reads…

Gay Boy.

Like clockwork, Ryuko opened the gift with equal amounts of confusion and joy. All up until he saw the letter with the taunting, annoying cursive read, “Gay Boy.”

“WHAT THE FU- No, no. I shouldn’t. I’m not-!”

Blowing up and instantly calming down, the artist was already feeling a whirlwind of emotions at the mocking two words. Resisting the urge to go back to raging and throwing the gifts in every direction, he sat back down and glared at the letter, trying to decipher who the hell was watching him to know about… About that.

“Who the fuck is able to write in those frilly fucking lettering anyways…” Ryuko grumbles. “I figured everyone I know is dumb as rocks to bother learning this… This flowery shit.”

Then it clicks. There’s only two people he’s close to who could have possibly done something of this caliber.

His teammates.

“I’m... Going to fucking murder those two.”

Forgive him Rintaro, he has very few braincells. Thank you for the gift though, even if it's just to bully Ryuko lol

[eebie]

ok fine im gonna do fuck all.. it's past 6:00 pm already and there's not much to be done at this point GoingOutsideways but i'm finally ready to admit that i was always gonna let this day be one for sitting on my ass and doing nothing

[rubberhosetoons]

So I checked out Spidey and His Amazing Friends (the preschool show) because I like exploring other Spiderman properties and worlds and…

What the hell do these two have going on

They got matching outfits and everything?!