#vallory borderlands

[citrine-elephant]

but what if vallory was zane’s explosion-loving sister and august was his starstruck dickhead nephew? 

[rottenzone]

my silly little sketchbook part 4

[krotiation]

y'all. hear me out.

[comma-tose]

A lot of what the Tales crew do is wonderfully unhinged but I think my absolute favourite example of it has to go to when Fiona confronts Vallory in episode 5.

To put it into perspective there is a rampaging vault monster in the middle of a dust storm. Helios had just fallen and Fiona had to crash down to Pandora in an escape pod and is now completely alone with no backup, fully believing Sasha to be dead. Vallory has a rocket launcher and is firing repeatedly at Gortys in an attempt to destroy her to get rid of the Traveller before it kills everyone.

And what does Fiona do? Fiona who bear in mind was shot through the hand while up on Helios, Fiona who is armed with one tiny sleeve pistol while Vallory has a literal rocket launcher, Fiona who is quite literally having the worst day of her life.

Well she kicks Vallory in the head and holds her at gunpoint of course!

Completely ignores the giant alien monster, she just takes a running start and launches herself off of Vallory's own rocket launcher and kicks her in the head, pulls out her tiny little derringer and points it at the woman who is wielding literal explosives, and just doesn't even care about the fact she's right next to a raging vault monster.

Unhinged and iconic behaviour.

[klaussicarus]

Tales From The Total Drama Borderlands

Part 1/2/3

Going to be honest, got a bit lazy around here lol. Listen this was a 38 hour undertaking, I got a bit tired towards the end.

Duncan as August, the bad boy hothead that's probably not as cool as he thinks he is. (No romance plot with Kitty, he just treats her like a little sister so still feels betrayed by being conned but yeah) And Heather as Vallory, the ruthless Queen Bee not afraid to get her hands dirty.

Justin of course as Hugo Vasquez (Is this a joke about fans calling Alejandro a superior version of Justin? Maybe.) Also the weird thrown away plot point about Noah and Justin being hinted at of not liking each other? I feel like we could capitalize on that. And Izzy! :] Who else is perfect in the role of Shade? Even down to them both being gingers lmfao!

[controlcoreangel]

unused dialogue from tales from the borderlands episode 4

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

August: Vallory loved me. She just didn't care about my general happiness or self-esteem.

[timothylawrence]

Borderlands: The Presequel x Tales from the Borderlands (2015)

Jack the Doppelganger - Rhys' Rage + Show and Tale Athena the Gladiator - Vallory's Violence + Tale of Woe Wilhelm the Enforcer - Bossanova's Bluster + Tale it Like it Is Nisha the Lawbringer - Fiona's Fury + Never Can Tale Claptrap the Fr4gt4p -STRANG3R-TP + Tattle Tale Aurelia the Baroness - Yvette's Regret + Old Wives' Tale

[whiskyarts]

that slit in hugo's eyebrow is bc he had an eyebrow piercing that donella ripped out vallory borderlands style change my mind

[ao3feed-rhack]

Killing Time

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/fNR3X7M

by SaraPhoenix14

Jack kept his promise. He looked out for Rhys, he allowed him to take the helm of Hyperion and be the sole ruler. Rhys didn't feel like a ruler, though. He didn't know how to lead people, how to handle such a strenuous position. So, for the time being, he left the position of CEO to the most competent man he knew.

After all, he was too busy fixing his vault hunting mess. With Jack's help, he managed to dispose of Vallory and assist the Pandoran sisters in unlocking the Vault of the Traveller.

And yet, to everyone's surprise, the vault was filled with nothing but undecipherable texts and Eridian artifacts that had no practical use.

Or at least he thought so.

Words: 7114, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: M/M

Characters: Handsome Jack (Borderlands), Rhys (Borderlands)

Relationships: Handsome Jack & Rhys (Borderlands), Handsome Jack/Rhys (Borderlands)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Handsome Jack Has A New Body (Borderlands), Time Loop, Rhys is in denial, He likes to overthink everything, But Jack just wants to touch people, Might contain smut later on, Set mostly on Helios, After Episode 4 of TFTBL

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/fNR3X7M

[persephoneggsy]

Tales from the Animal Crossing :0

[handsome-john]

[almost-jack]

Almost no one in Tales ended up with the right person.

 Here’s how it should have gone:

Rhys--->Fiona. A couple vague lines of flirty dialogue three seconds before the end just doesn’t cut it.

Jack--->Nisha’s hat ghost. Apparently Nisha’s full head texture still lives inside her hat in Jack’s office. Get some.

Sasha--->No one. You bore me, baby girl.

Finch--->Kroger, obviously.

Loader Bot--->Gortys. There was romance brewing there, so much potential for more cuteness.

Scooter--->He just deserved better than he ultimately got. So like a sexy mecha girl that transforms into a car or something, I don’t know.

Vallory--->Vasquez. She should have been his dom.

Yvette--->Herself. I guess that one worked out.

Vaughn--->A sexy bandit lady, which he eventually gets in BL3. But goddamn, dude is a bandit king and he still had to wait seven years for a girl to notice him?

Moral of the story, everyone is stupid. I love them all so much.

[comma-tose]

Borderlands really has a common theme of dad's doing something insanely stupid that they believe is for the benefit of their children, only for it to really screw up their kids lives.

Sure it doesn't have it in EVERY game but it's common enough for it to be a pattern.

You got the obvious one of Jack imprisoning Angel because she can't control her powers, with him believing it's the right thing to do while it very obviously isn't (especially once he started y'know using her as a battery), leading to her betraying him and sacrificing herself to help stop him.

Then you got the Calypso twins being kept on an isolated planet by Typhon DeLeon, because he believed it was the only way to keep them safe despite them feeling like they were being imprisoned, leading them to go full cult leader and go try to take what they believed was "rightfully theirs", which ultimately lead to their deaths.

And then you have Felix betraying Fiona and Sasha, stealing the ten million dollars from them, believing that it would get Hyperion and Vallory to lose interest in the girls and go after him instead, which ultimately lead to them being chased across Pandora by bounty hunters and putting them in life threatening danger.

Also all three of them die (Felix's death being dependent on the players choice), with their deaths at the very least being indirectly caused by their daughter, as an act of revenge for their mistreatment. Angel helping the Crimson Raiders leading to Jack's death, Tyreen killing Typhon with her powers, and Fiona being able to shoot Felix and let him explode along with the money.

...So what I'm saying is maybe it's time for some of the fathers in borderlands to get some mandatory parenting classes.