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incorrect-borderlands-quotes · 1 year

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Fiona: I'm screwed. They're gonna send me to prison. Vaughn: Worry not, Fiona. I can help. For I, too, have been in prison. Fiona: You have? Vaughn: Oh, yes. The most notorious prison of all. The prison of mind. Fiona: Cool. Yeah, I'm going to actual prison. Like bars and concrete and inmates and shit. Vaughn: Oh, right. Yeah, I've never been there. But I've heard dreadful things.

#god literally.#borderlands #tales from the borderlands #fiona the con artist #vaughn the money man #incorrect borderlands quotes #source: mythic quest #submission #submitted by anonymous

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daincrediblegg · 10 months

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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

#I’m so mad everyone I’m sorry I’m going to make sure EVERYONE sees the proper version of mcc this year or die trying #literally this song is so important to the narrative and the film is so fucking hollow without it #if you grew up with disney’s bullshit version and thought it was good WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS SHIT #please. please watch the REAL version of this film. it means a lot to me ok #the muppet christmas carol #for the love of god please people

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dietarachnidsgrip · 23 days

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Fuck you. Classpects the Pines Twins.

#Gravity Falls #my art #homestuck #hom3stuck #mabel pines #dipper pines #dipper and mabel #classpecting #Mage of Mind Dipper: Watch literally all of Gravity Falls?#Witch of Heart Mabel: Watch The Love God #gee whiz i sure do love combining my special interests!

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beybuniki · 2 months

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origin - rising

#my corny tags got deleted this is god protecting me so let's keep it uncommented i guess #*fights god's will* i just think it's sublime and inspiring just how much these two cling to their friendship #fightingn all the odds and pubescent hormones and such <3 mwah................... i love them so much it's not funny please don't laugh #literally experiencing psychosomatic symptoms when i think about their friendship... bffs4life #bnha #deku #midoriya izuku #bakugo katsuki #my art #can tag it as whatever but i drew this keeping in mind that they definitely #look at each other and think wow im so lucky to have a friend liike you

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mad-serotonin · 6 months

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Take It Easy☀️

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kaiju-krew · 6 months

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big grumpass cat

#*goji's free will leaving his body at 50000000 kilometers per second when mosu tells him to do literally anything*#he dont give a fuck what it is his ass is SAT #yes darling whatever u say darling<3 malewife ass lizard god he's so whipped it's crazy #gxk #godzilla #mothra #kong #shimo #mothzilla #mosugoji #my art

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hinamie · 13 days

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to moving forward

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk art #yuji itadori #gojo satoru #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #itadori yuuji #megumi fushiguro #jjk spoilers #satoru gojo #jjk manga spoilers #hina.comic #before any1 says anything i KNOw his birthday is in december ik ik ik this is just 2 show some post-battle bonding after the trauma #its winter in canon n megumi's birthday has passed and he spent it being piloted like a mech so they need to celebrate Now!!#also this was technically a request lmao anon wanted megumi birthday angst hehehehhe i hope u like it <3 bc it KILLED ME DEAD #im going to collapse remember when i said this wasnt harder than the hydrangeas im having second thoughts #page 8 made me want to bash my head in #could have stuck with one flashback image could have left them monochrome could have done literally anything 2 ease the workload #but noooo the chronic overachiever in me would not allow it #rule of threes i had to include all of them and they Had to be in colour it wouldn't have hit the same if i had kept it monochrome #i needed it to look how childhood memories look i needed it to look oversaturated and hazy and fond but unmistakably Gone #it may have killed me but im so proud of this rn like from an art style perspective these megumis and yuujis r top tier by my standards #personal favourites r the first and last panel of crying megumi like not 2 pat myself on th back but expression?????? hello??????#enjoy your cake megumi you've earned it <333 sorry fr hurting ur feelings it will happen again #oh my god i can sleep tonight bless <333 and i met my 3 day deadline NICE im so good at what i do

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caputvulpinum · 1 year

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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

#postscript;#if you try to tell me cain and abel were not brothers in christ shut up pls #i've studied theology for nearly a decade. i know more than you.#christ's harrowing of hell exists to retroactively turn all of humanity even before his existence into ''brothers'' in christ #because it is not a literal term it is an evangelist term. bc christianity in all denominations is evangelistic in nature #not being a christian is 1. a moral incorrect choice according to them and #2. not actually possible. everyone is judged as a christian everyone is fundamentally supposed to be christian #calling someone a brother in christ is just calling them christian.#so ergo according to doctrine cain and abel are in fact brothers in christ #but #and this is far more important than any of that #i was not trying to be perfectly accurate to the theological timeline of the tanakh vs torah vs old testament vs new testament vs apocrypha #i was trying to make a silly one line joke on the internet #and all you do when you try to go Well Actually They Werent is make yourself look stupid and pedantic.#so for the love of god stop it with needing to be right online im so bored and tired

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hansoeii · 1 year

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head empty, no thoughts. just turtleneck crowley

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albaharu · 1 month

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did you know if you support merrill in her act 2 mission you get rivalry points with everyone except isabela and varric. anyway merrill support team no one is gonna be mean to her on my watch

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#i love fenris and anders but GOD im gonna throw hands with them everytime they talk to merrill #specially when they are mean when she just saw a friend die LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!#blood magic is literally fine my warden did it my other hawke did it it was all A-Okay #merrill #isabela #varric tethras #hawke #hawk hawke #dragon age #dragon age 2 #da2 #merrill dragon age #isabela dragon age #merrill da2 #isabela da2

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celestialalpacaron · 8 months

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I just want them to be happy together 💕

#oh my god I’m doing Hazbin Hotel fanart???? yes #huskerdust #has my literal fecking HEART #I wil not shut up im sorry #hazbin hotel #angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin angel dust

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incorrect-borderlands-quotes · 1 year

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August: Vallory loved me. She just didn't care about my general happiness or self-esteem.

#god literally.#borderlands #tales from the borderlands #august the guy with the key #vallory the queenpin #incorrect borderlands quotes #source: john mulaney #submission #submitted by anonymous

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aramblingjay · 2 months

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#if i had a nickel... HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1x04 // 2x08

#house of the dragon #hotd #hotdedit #gotedit #hotd spoilers #daemon targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen #daemyra #daemon & viserys #userbecca #userhayf #userbells #useramby #my gif #god but he does it so well #stalking in all eyes on him #ratcheting up the tension #and then bending the knee #and then bending the knee like a literal renaissance painting

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nedlittle · 2 years

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it drives me bonkers the way people don't know how to read classic books in context anymore. i just read a review of the picture of dorian gray that said "it pains me that the homosexual subtext is just that, a subtext, rather than a fully explored part of the narrative." and now i fully want to put my head through a table. first of all, we are so lucky in the 21st century to have an entire category of books that are able to loudly and lovingly declare their queerness that we've become blind to the idea that queerness can exist in a different language than our contemporary mode of communication. second it IS a fully explored part of the narrative! dorian gray IS a textually queer story, even removed from the context of its writing. it's the story of toxic queer relationships and attraction and dangerous scandals and the intertwining of late 19th century "uranianism" and misogyny. second of all, i'm sorry that oscar wilde didn't include 15k words of graphic gay sex with ao3-style tags in his 1890 novel that was literally used to convict him of indecent behaviour. get well soon, i guess...

#the picture of dorian gray #lit #this is a pointless text post #guess what i read for the first time in the year of our lord 2023 #and yes this is a real review on storygraph that i took a screenshot of. you people are so stupid god bless #girl he literally censored it himself did your edition have 0 introduction or background at all #greatest (s)hits #book discourse

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fanaticalthings · 3 months

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