#vampire raiden shogun

[harmonysanreads]

Since your requests are open, might I suggest vamp lord Venti? Or perhaps something with the vamp lords in general?

i'm glad there's one other person besides me who's interested in the archons as vampire!lords lolol i wasn't sure what to title this but please, accept this humble drabble of them being the siblings ever. note : darling's relationship with nahida is strictly platonic!

This is an extension of this and this concept, which are branched from my vampire!alhaitham au :> written with a yandere setting in mind but nothing of that sort is really going on here, unless you squint.

wc : 1.2k

“Seriously, what was that blockhead thinking when making them share a room with a half-blood vampire of everything?”

“If you can even call this closet a room, Barbatos. There's not even space for us to take an extra step!”

If the word ‘baffled’ would be a person, that'd be you at this instance. You stare questioningly at the figures that now occupy your room, the buzzes of their comments on the poor accommodations that they had provided flies over your head as easily as they leave the lords' lips. A moment’s interlude and five servants enter next, meticulously weaving through the existent personnel.

“Well, I can't say I wasn't expecting this. Half-bloods have weaker impulse control, especially when they have not been ‘fed’ properly. There's no way Morax couldn't have known this. So, he must've had other intentions.”

The lord praised for her unmatched wisdom chimed, inspecting the residual stains of blood on the otherwise vacant walls with curious green eyes. At the side, the lord clad in ocean blue conducts the servants to gather your belongings with haste and the master of songs remained beside your person in his nonchalant haze.

“Uhm, M'lord, am I getting kicked out…?”

Barbatos's gleaming teal eyes meet your tentative gaze. With a chuckle, he places his beret on your head. Instead of words he answers you with a hearty squeeze on your cheeks and you yelp.

“My birdie, how could that thought even cross your head?” even a blind person could feel the pout on the lord's lips. You make a few unsuccessful attempts at riposte and at last succumb to the assault on your cheeks — the sight of which has Barbatos's grin stretched till his fangs peak.

“Cut it out, Barbatos! They've yet to recover from their wounds. You can save your ‘affection’ for a later day.” the lord celebrated for her stage prowess huffs, arms crossed and indignant at the handsy behavior of her fellow Vampire Lord.

The accused vampire frees your cheeks from his clutches. Though you're not gifted with reprieve as his right arm coils around your shoulders next. “You speak as though I'm the most ignorant being to exist! Dear [Name], why don't you tell good Focalors here how much you enjoy being the recipient of my affection?”

You sputter at the heat of the two lords’ gazes. Luck shines upon you and your savior interferes with a cough.

“Allow me to apologize on behalf of everyone, [Name]. Had I been more persistent in ensuring that you wouldn't have to be roommates with that half-blood, this accident wouldn't have happened. I'm truly sorry.”

Nahida's heartfelt condolences paint the atmosphere in a subtle somber hue. Pupils of green flicker to and fro the fresh bandages wrapped around your neck and wrists. You feel Barbatos's fingers tighten around you ever so slightly, it is not until Focalors' chiding words echo that the silence cracks.

“Buer, Buer, Buer. For how long will you continue to take responsibility for others' carelessness?”

“Well, at least she has the courtesy to apologize,” Barbatos idly twirls a strand of your hair, “Unlike a certain brutish blundering buffoon.”

It's quite apparent to you who he addresses so vehemently, though, you're not certain what the cause is behind their blood feud. It's not like you expected to be treated like royalty in a palace full of lethal predators, no one has heard a vampire ever treating a human kindly. You'd even say you were no greater than a slave to everyone in this place, so, the lords' current care confused you greatly.

“Actually, Lord Morax invited me for breakfast this morning. He told me that even he wasn't expecting my ‘roommate’ to betray his command and attack me.”

All eyes snap towards you as those words settle from your lips, you cannot hold back your concern at how quickly they turned their heads.

“He did?” Focalors asks incredulously, the lock of hair Barbatos was twirling falls from his grasp dramatically.

“Yes…he even told me that Lord Shogun had ‘taken care of’ my roommate, whatever that means.” you mutter with uncertainty, gaze flickering between their wide-eyed stares.

Barbatos is the first to recover from that collective befuddlement, “Well, looks like they did something good for once.” he lets go of your shoulder and you almost miss the flash of irritation in his normally tranquil teal eyes. You note how unsettling he sounds with the absence of playfulness. The weight of the lord's beret reminds you of the barrenness of your room and your initial confusion of why they barged in, in the first place.

“Am I really going to be kicked out of the palace?”

Your question comes out more melancholic than intended but, it does its job in getting the vampires' attention. Barbatos begins with a spring in his speech, completely disregarding his earlier odd countenance.

“About that, my birdie, because you're such a delicious mea—ow! I mean, such a precious human, we've decided that from today onwards, your new roommates will be…us!”

Furina's elbow retreats as Barbatos rubs the side of his abdomen with a spiteful look. She takes his beret off of your head and replaces it with her own hat, hurling the former object towards the green-clad lord's face.

“Now, I know what you're thinking, petit agneau. Each of us will be sharing our quarters with you every month. Meaning, one month you'll be my roommate, the next Buers, then Barbatos's and it'll rotate like this. Isn't that the most excellent idea?”

Judging by Furina's boisterous laughter and the sparkles that float around her, you surmise it must've been her proposal. All of this is happening too quickly and too out-of-nowhere. You're not naive enough to believe that their sudden initiatives are born from unadulterated kindness. In this hidden corner of the world where the self-interest of a stronger life form dominates the hierarchy, it's foolish to rule-out any possibilities of hidden agendas. But precisely due to that reason, clinging to the few opportunities of benevolence are inconsequential for survival — that, in itself, is another form of self-preservation.

“So, I'll be staying with you this month, Lord Focalors?” you ask.

“Well… who'll be the first in the rotation actually hasn't been decided yet.”

“I’ll be the first one.” Nahida, who'd been silent thus far proclaimed ; you tilt your head down to find her dainty fingers holding onto your hand.

Focalors and Barbatos remain frozen with gaping mouths for a few seconds, likely because they were about to say the same thing.

“If I may jog your memory, you both have been tasked with arranging this year's annual spring gala. No doubt you'll both be busy with your own work to pay attention to [Name]. So, it's only logical that she stays with me, isn't it?”

True to her title, Nahida leaves no room for further arguments with her reasoning. A ‘you have a point’ full of disappointment leaves the other two in unison. You catch Nahida's wink as you peer down at her and it makes you wonder. You can never guess what she's thinking but, she's been the only one who's shown you genuine care since you signed your contract with the Vampire Lords. There's a certain... peace about her presence that you can reluctantly believe in, compared to the flightiness of the others, at least.

You spare one last look at the place you used to call your room, the splatters of your own blood remind you again of the terrors of this palace. With a deep breath, you choose to swallow your fear and follow their lead, for now, at least.

[butchratchettruther]

Thinking about a the vampire dies in no time au with arlefuri. Just this fearsome, threatening, deadly calm (and also good with kids but shhh) vampire hunter Arlecchino turning up to slay a vampire nicknamed the goddess of the waters of blood or whatever in order to rescue this child she’s kidnapped only to turn up to realise that this vampire is actually a cringefail dramatic spoiled brat of a vampire who dies if she so much as comes into contact with a stiff breeze, and the child broke into her home to play her video games (Furina’s favourite is ace attorney) and the ACTUAL menace in this situation is the child. Then Arlecchino accidentally blows up Furina’s castle and when she returns home Furina has moved into her house (she found the directions on Arle’s website) and she just has to put up with this absolute loser of a vampire housemate/coworker and definitely not have feelings for her. At least Furina can cook ig

[lutzlig]

Tumblrwoman Election Masterpost 2023

Status: Round 1 Voting Now!

ROUND 1 Part 1

January 29 2023 / CET 12 PM / CST 5 AM

Match 1: Makima (Chainsaw Man) vs. Misato Katsuragi (Neon Genesis Evangelion) Match 2: Raiden Shogun (Genshin Impact) vs. Yor Forger (Spy x Family) Match 3: Franz Kafka (Prague) vs. Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club) Match 4: Judy Hopps (Zootopia) vs. Yennefer (The Witcher) Match 5: Regina George (Mean Girls) vs. Elle Woods (Legally Blonde) Match 6: Lana Del Rey (New York) vs. Rey Skywalker (Star Wars) Match 7: Mavis Dracula (Hotel Transylvania) vs. Marceline The Vampire Queen (Adventure Time) Match 8: Taylor Swift (Pennsylvania) vs. Edna Mode (The Incredibles) vs. Elsa (Frozen) Match 9: Malfina (Married to Conneticut Clark) vs. Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Ray (My Immortal) Match 10: ENA (ENA) vs. Vivec (The Elder Scrolls) Match 11: Bowsette (Super Mario Bros) vs. Chloe Price (Life is Strange) Match 12: Rouge the Bat (Sonic) vs. Harley Quinn (DC) Match 13: Queen (Deltarune) vs. Other Mother (Coraline) Match 14: Toriel (Undertale) vs. Morticia Addams (Addams Family) Match 15: Mommy Mearest (Friday Night Funkin') vs. Administrator TF2 (Team Fortress 2) Match 16: Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist) vs. Elaine Benes (Seinfeld)

ROUND 1 Part 2

January 30 2023 / CET 12 PM / CST 5 AM

Match 1: Hitori (Bocchi) Gotou (Bocchi The Rock) vs. Skylar White (Breaking Bad) Match 2: Konata Izumi (Lucky Star) vs. Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid) Match 3: Hornet (Hollow Knight) vs. Franziska von Karma (Ace Attorney) Match 4: Rose Tyler (Dr. Who) vs. Isabelle (Animal Crossing) Match 5: GlaDOS (Portal) vs. Barbie (Barbie) Match 6: Bayonetta (Bayonetta) vs. Bella Goth (The Sims) vs. 2B (Nier Automata Match 7: Popuko & Pipimi (Pop Team Epic) vs. Jessie & James (Pokemon) Match 8: Pissvortex (Poster's Valhalla) vs. Velma (Scooby Doo) Match 9: Catra (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) vs. Shego (Kim Possible) Match 10: Ranni (Elden Ring) vs. Cirno (Touhou) Match 11: Eda Clawthorne (The Owl House) vs. Peridot (Steven Universe) Match 12: Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil 8: Village) vs. Joyce Messier (Disco Elysium) Match 13: Vriska Serket (Homestuck) vs. Bea Santello (Night in the Woods) Match 14: Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) vs. Cersei Lannister (Game of Thrones) Match 15: Katya (Goncharov) vs. Mina Harker (Dracula) vs. Gideon Nav (The Locked Tomb) Match 16: Siobhan "Shiv" Roy (Succession) vs. Helen (The Magnus Archives)

Round 2

January 31 2023 / CET 12 PM / CST 5 AM

Round 3

February 1 2023 / CET 12 PM / CST 5 AM - Candidates TBD

Round 4

February 2 2023 / CET 12 PM / CST 5 AM - Candidates TBD

Round 5

February 3 2023 / CET 12 PM / CST 5 AM - Candidates TBD

Finals

February 4 2023 / CET 12 PM / CST 5 AM - Candidates TBD

[slimeranch7]

vampire ei x reader

Hey bro thanks for the request!!! I'm happy to share more thoughts on monsterfucking. It's a guilty pleasure…. 🤪

ao3 link

Content warnings: DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT, dubcon/coerced sex, mentions of blood/gore, mentions of r*pe

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Vampires are said to be elusive and highly territorial. That being said, it's not unheard of for them to live in pairs or more. It's just an extremely rare case.

You gambled that every time you took a bounty to wipe out a vampire that had been terrorizing a small town. Vampire hunting had its own merits, if the ring of harvested fangs hanging on your belt is anything to go by. It earns you enough cold, hard cash to last months, and the gratitude of locals wherever you go. 

And with merits come dangers. Taking on one is enough to leave you scratched up for the worst. A lone human can't handle two alone, even with the best equipment or the most experience. Even if you managed to finish one, the other would tear you to shreds in an instant, and the blood from their harvest would be enough to undo the damage you've caused. 

This is the gamble you took. And like most games based on chance, you're bound to lose the more you roll. 

The info broker hadn't mentioned a second one when he sent you the files. All the locals told you the same thing- long, purple hair and a single pair of violet eyes that crackled in the dark like thunder and lightning. Adorns a stoic, yet somber expression, based on what survivors were able to make out. Not that you could really understand their babbling much more than that. Most trailed off into a religious chant you couldn't quite discern, but one thing's for sure- this fight wouldn't be easy. 

On the ground is the Raiden Shogun, and a heavy wooden stake that took all your strength and fight to run straight through her chest. The browning blood splattered on her coat was yours. Vampires didn't bleed. Freezing black mist exuded around her wound, something you could never get used to no matter how battle hardened you've grown to be.

On your side was a borrowed cross from the local church that had been bent out of use from her strength. Your crossbow has been battered as well, strings frayed and definitely in need of heavy maintenance. 

Legs pinning both of her sides down, you huff, giving the stake another push to drive it in further for good measure before cold, sharp fingers curl around the back of your neck. 

Your breath stops, condensate disappearing into the frosty air. 

"Mm. That's it. Now, up." You could feel the way her fingers slowly drag against your skin, pressing . "Slowly."

You move in tandem with her force, like a leash pulling you up until your back straightens, heart sized in your throat and nerves frozen shut. You don't dare to object. You couldn't. Or you could just die fighting for your freedom.

It's an instinctual fight or flight response. In this case, flight immediately leads to fight, so for a moment, you revel in the adrenaline pumping through your vessels, pray to the lord for strength and protection and pull out a hidden cross in your inner coat in hopes to repel the grasp on your neck-

Only for it to get fruitlessly slapped away by the vampire that shouldn't even be alive below you. It lands hopelessly far from your reach, and your wrists throb in punishing pain from the sheer force of her hands. 

When your eyes turn down, not daring to move your head with how tight the grip on your neck has gotten, the Raiden Shogun's eyes glare violet as she pulls the stake out with a pained hiss. The only sound you've heard from her since the fight began.

"I must say, quite capable of you, to be able to land such an ugly gash on my beauty. Many like you have pitifully died by her hands, without leaving so much as a scratch." The lady behind you speaks in such an eloquent manner unlike the feral, bloodthirsty beasts you've slain in the past. "Oh dear,"

You can feel her other hand loop around your waist, fiddling with the ring of fangs you've once proudly adorned like a trophy. In one swift movement, she plucks it from your belt. Now, it's nothing more than a warrant for your demise. 

"How very obnoxious." She hums thoughtfully. "Teeth, dull. Those lowlifes don't deserve to be displayed on this chain. They can't even maintain their fangs properly. Unsightly."

The ring rattles, and from the corner of your eye, you watch in silence as she flicks it off to the side. 

"Now, I believe you took something that belonged to the Shogun." She continues. Her nails, like claws, press even further, daring you to swallow down your fear. 

Below, while you were still straddling her hips, the Raiden Shogun sat up, one hand pressed against her wound in futility, and the other snaking around the small of your back, pulling you in closer. 

She closes in so suddenly that you don't have the time to squeeze your eyes shut to brace for the terror of being eaten alive. 

White, searing hot pain flashes through your eyes and your hands- moving on their own, instinctually latching onto anything as an anchor to keep you floating off into the abyss. Somewhere in the crevices of your panic-addled mind, you know it's your neck she's punctured, but it's almost as if every point of your body collectively decided to share the same caliber of pain.

Breathing is impossible, your mouth heaves dryly, begging for air that doesn't come, and your nose is assaulted by the tangy malodor of your own blood. 

You can't say for sure how long the terrible experience lasted for. It felt like it had been hours and mere seconds simultaneously, but when she finishes- and you know she does because she licks your wound- your hands immediately fly to your neck as an instinct to apply pressure, only to find it clean and fully clotted like the puncture had been healing for days. 

But wait, why were you still conscious? Were you dead? You could be, for all that mattered.

"The merit of proper maintenance. It keeps our meals' mess to a minimum." The voice behind you pipes up again, though it's significantly foggier, like your ears had been clotted. "And as long as you're alive, our saliva will help clot the blood at increased speed. But, most don't to live to tell the tale."

Words, words, words. She sounded like the lecturers at those fancy institutes. You couldn't respond anyway, the lack of blood finally catching up as the stimulant effect of adrenaline wears out. 

"Now, stand and we will return to my estate at once. I would like to get to know you better."

You were then hoisted to your feet, much to your brain's weak protest. The moment they let go to let you stand on your own, the world swayed and swung upside down and you felt your head collide with snow and frozen dirt. It did not hurt, or if it did, you weren't lucid enough to feel it anymore.

As the rest of your senses dulled, your eyes managed to catch the faintest detail, though it's hard to discern if it's the lack of oxygen that blurred the lines of reality or if it really was the truth- the two figures standing before you looked nearly identical. 

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You hardly dreamed, but when you did, you imagined retirement to be a well earned paradise by the beach, all on your lonesome, and a humble wooden shack sitting on the treeline, facing the waves. Your toes would sink pleasantly into smooth, ash-like sand, waves rolling in tantalizing motions off in the distance. The air would be salty yet brings a refreshing change of pace, and the only bits of life accompanying you would be oceanside critters. 

But the sad reality is, most vampire hunters don't live long enough to watch their children grow up, let alone hit retirement age. It's a dangerous and thankless, commission-based job taken on because of family tradition or by those only desperate enough for mora. Anyone suicidal enough to face vampires head on signed their life away for every bounty they take. You're no different.

Then why dream of something so far out of reach?

To you, it was better than falling into the hands of alcoholism and tobacco dependence like everyone else. 

When you closed your eyes and took a deep breath, the terrible, cruel world would melt away. Firstly, it was the salty, cold seaside air that would fade into a pleasant, smokey firewood scent accompanied by what seemed to be mild floral perfume.

Secondly, opening your eyes proved to be difficult with how lethargic your muscles felt. You felt your heavy eyelids twitch, slowly cracking open to adjust to the dim light, and though you knew it was merely a fire crackling away, to your pounding headache addled head, it was a million suns assaulting your senses. 

Thirdly, when you craned your neck, everything in your body screamed for reprieve. But one thing is for certain: the gut deep fear that registered not a second after. 

The bite, it's the after effects that nearly sent you back into shock. And before that, you had lost a fight against not one, but two vampires. Was it two, now? It sure felt like it. 

You tell yourself that this very moment was a dream, but what was the fading memory of an oceanside retirement before? And the cold fingers that wrapped cruelly around your neck? The searing hot torment coursing through your nerves was enough to prove that this is reality. And if that wasn't enough, the same voice of the women that gripped your neck moments before flooded your ears.

"I must admit, I almost feared that you would no longer wake." She said. Soft, embroidered lavender fabric filled your limited, sideways view as she stepped closer. You felt a cold hand rest briefly on your cheek, lifting as quickly as it came. "I am not experienced in human medical knowledge, but your skin turned nearly as pale and cold as mine from the outdoors. I didn't think you would recover so quickly."

So again, despite having cleared up with yourself that this was reality, new information presented before you had flipped everything you thought you knew, right upside down. Vampires don't save humans. Vampires don't care if humans recover quickly or not from the cold frosty air of the northeast. Vampires don't fear, and frankly, they don't speak with such eloquence. And you certainly should not be lying on a vampire's couch across a fireplace, layered by thick, heavy blankets warmed by your recovered body heat. 

She could have very well left your dying corpse to freeze outside. A vampire of her caliber could have very well hunted for other game instead of waiting for a vampire hunter, armed with crosses and stakes, to recover from blood loss.

You reached from underneath the blankets to see if they had disarmed you, only to find that not only have they disposed of your equipment, but they also likely have disposed of your clothes along with it. Not even a scrap of undergarments to preserve your modesty. You can feel the way the blanket rubs embarrassingly against your bare skin.

Despite your throbbing headache, you sat up with nothing more than your life to lose, yet shamefully still holding the blanket up to your chest. "Were you always this talkative?"

The lady before you blinked in surprise, stoicism replaced by what you could only interpret as wonder. She tilted her head curiously.

Dread pools in your stomach at the silence she answered with. "... I mean, you didn't say a word when I tried to…" Your nerves got the better of you, but perhaps it would be unwise to bring up past affairs that didn't work in your favor. 

Her face then twisted into amusement. "Ah, but of course. Who you confronted was not me, but the Shogun. She is not the talkative type at all. Neither am I, but at least I can still make for better company."

Is this your purpose for being sustained alive even when vampires are known to dispose of dried blood bags after their hunts? So whatever this imitation of the Raiden Shogun could talk your ear off as you inconspicuously eyed windows and doors for escape routes?

When you searched her eyes for answers, she, yet again, returned void. In fact, it almost felt unreal how human the Shogun look-alike seemed to be with her composed, gentle demeanor. Whereas the one you faced in a life-or-death fight- she bore no traces of humanity, only brutal, mechanical movements with the singular objective of efficiently ridding you of your existence. 

"While some vampires come to be by birth, some were… infected, as I would put it." She began, suddenly, circling a low table to feed more logs into the fire. "My name is Ei, and I was once human. I enjoyed sweets, then. But as you might know, human food does not hold the same taste nor nutrients as it would to a vampire."

Questions swarm your head like incessant flies, but one keeps popping up. Your mouth opens before you can think, "Why are you telling me this?"

"Hush, allow me to continue, if you will. Firstly, I feel that it is vital to inform you that you are not the first. You are free to perceive this as a threat or as consolation, though I greatly suggest the latter, for your sake, and, perhaps rather selfishly, for mine." 

No matter how much solace she expected to bring you with such foreboding warnings, the fact that you weren't the first for whatever sick game she was about to instill upon you, in combination with the fact that you have not once heard any tale of the Raiden Shogun's identical double feeling inclined to impose sick games onto hunters after their bounty, drove you even further into a pit of worry and desperation. Her phrasing wasn't important- it would never be, because vampires posed a natural threat to your survival from the get-go. 

"Secondly, you shall not reject any of my advances. Not that you would want to, of course, and I recommend that you don't, from my experience. But on the off chance that you do, my dear Shogun does not care for trivial matters such as sweets. Your pleasure will not dictate the measures she will take to ensure your compliance."

It's almost as if she were purposefully baiting you into folding. You almost feel foolishly inclined to insist that she hurries along her long, disconcerting list of terms, but the rational- albeit cowardly- side of you firmly argues to stay silent and entertain her with no pleasure of watching you tremble like a petal.

She takes your silence for acceptance, it seemed. “As I had said, I greatly adored sweets. It has been rumored by others of my kind that human pleasures tend to sweeten the blood for the better.” Her eyes flicker over to you. “I have sampled a multitude of different flavors myself, each with varying levels of sweetness and purity. But you,"

She circles back, not unlike a shark smelling fresh blood in the water. "Your blood is unblemished by tobacco and alcohol. Those impurities have always tainted my marks, no matter how much sweetness I wring out of them." 

You've stopped listening at this, cringing at the implications of her absurd statements. Treating your predecessors like gourmet meals just as humans did with livestock. Most hunters drank and smoked- those vices greased the wheels for them. You either indulged, or you would succumb to the stress and anxiety that came as a package deal. 

She must've known. She's a vampire, after all, and their heightened senses must have turned you into a mouth watering meal, comparable to ripe fruit kept free of disease and pests. 

Your thoughts run back to the last tavern  you drank at, that reeked of sweat and cheap beer. The alcohol was bitter and foul, so utterly indigestible that you gave the rest of your mug away to a drunk stranger and proceeded to rinse your mouth clean in the privacy of your own room. And before that, your mentor had offered a cigar after your first successful hunt, but the post-traumatic stress that poisoned your mind had you retching and regurgitating whatever lunch you had managed to stomach as soon as you inhaled. Even now, the consideration of downing a pint of beer or indulging in a smoke makes you shudder.

"So you're going to rape me?" You spit out, half considering her terms. 

"That is putting it extremely. But I won't have to if you oblige. Perhaps I'll even spare you, if you behave." Her smile twists up sardonically.

"Would you let me go if my flavor is not up to your gourmet standards?"

"Hardly even a question. I would feed you to the Shogun. It would be up to her what she would want to do with you." Her honesty renders her fully transparent leaving no room for further inquiry. This is a waltz she knows well. You aren't sure if you should feel safe or terrorized by how casually she handled your interrogation.

"... Will you be gentle?"

For once, genuine surprise returns to replace her cold, distant resting expression. 

"It's… I," Would it be better to keep this to yourself? Perhaps you could rouse pity if you were honest. "I've never been with anyone…" 

"Not even yourself?"

You flushed at the implication of her rebuttal. Admittedly, you've tried before, in the safety of a rented room of a tavern. But judging from how little you've achieved by yourself, the safer answer would be no. "Look, if that's an issue, then just kill me right now and spare me the humiliation." You bite back. "It won't be pleasant for me regardless."

Ei leans over, fangs hovering just above the shell of your ear. "A rare purity of soul, body and mind. It seems I've struck gold." She whispered, sending cold, hollow chills down your clammy skin. "Do not fret, little lamb. I did hold a preference towards women before my time as a vampire. Your pleasure means all the more value to me."

If that was a lie, it did not matter to you. 

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Ei reminded you of the noblewomen you've met in your time serving as a commissioned bounty hunter. They were regal, elegant and held their chin up high with unwavering confidence despite being overshadowed by their husband's status. To you, it seemed admirable, though you could never compare your social footing to theirs. Sometimes you wondered if they had always been the ones pulling the strings from the shadows. 

But Ei- she was different. When she rose to full mast, her poster demanded attention and respect and you instantly knew she was the head of her own estate. Her height was overpowering and dizzying, and though her muscles were lithe, you had no issue accepting the fact that the vampire could fold you with ease. 

When Ei peeled the sheets that held your warmth away, you did not dare to struggle, lest you incur her wrath. However, you did shiver from the sudden gust of cold air as your core temperature plummeted despite the warm fire nearby, almost immediately shriveling up like an insect. As soon as you curled in your limbs to protect your warmth (and modesty, though it was pointless, you knew), her strong, boney hands wrestled your legs open like a pliant play doll baring your holes for her to view at her pleasure. 

And despite your bewilderment, she offered no words of solace, but only drank in the sight of your untouched pussy with animal hunger present in her eyes and an unfriendly, sinister smile. "Do not be afraid of me, my little lamb." She whispered, smelling the bitter musk of terror oozing from your glands. "It does you no favors to serve me such an unappealing meal." Her cold fingers trace around your untouched clit.

It's hard to teach yourself something you had no knowledge in. In your trade, every clever trick in the book you absorbed from observing your mentor, and if it didn't work, then you wouldn't live to tell the tale. Likewise, attempting to stimulate yourself without knowing what to do had gotten you nowhere, but when the Ei gathered up your slick and gently pressed into your pussy, it took you damn near everything not to combust on the spot. 

"Poor thing, so desperate to seek the pleasure you could not find yourself." She stated cruelly, and it was like instinct, to allow such a monster to devour you whole. No one else's appendages, human or not, could ever provoke the same, blinding pleasure that spiked your core like fireworks. The expertly timed circles around your throbbing clit and the shallow dip of her fingers worked wonders on your rapidly deteriorating psyche. 

It was not enough. It could not be enough because you could still see the rest of her pale, slender hand, resting just outside your greedy cunt when it should be buried deep by the innards of your burning flesh-

Sweaty hands immediately sought purchase on her forearm, hoping to pull her in for more. Cold, black mist seeped through your fingers, through her broken skin. "Careful now, you might be biting off more than you can chew." She warned you, but made no effort to pull away as you accepted more and more of her. Your stomach lurched, chest heaving to make up for it and throwing your head back as white flooded your vision. 

Although your lips spasmed against the intrusion from overstimulation, your spine arched into her touch, hips greedily searching for more. Immediately, she forces down your entire body back into the plush comfort of the sofa. "What a pliant, little lamb you are. So willing to accept what most of your kind have struggled so valiantly against at first. Tell me, then, were you always this depraved?" 

"Nu-ah! No, it's- I'm not…" 

"Or, is it how I fuck this tight, little virgin cunt of yours?" Her wrists flick in tandem with your hips, easily matching your erratic pace. She must've felt the way you clenched up at her dirty words. Elegant, regal noblewomen wouldn't speak as such, but you supposed she was the lady of her own estate. And she was a different kind of beast. "You enjoy this, don't you, dirty vermin? Being stuffed full of me, put in your place. Nothing but a deviant that craves a vampire's touch."

You are not a deviant. You weren't succumbing to her pleasure because you wanted to. It was a matter of a prey's final, desperate attempt at survival, and your mind begged for that to be the case, but a further part of you had long conceded. Ei's touch numbed the bone deep ache, relaxing yet intense. You cried. You thrashed. Maybe you did none of that and took her fingers without trouble, or maybe she had to help you make it fit, but this moment was unbound to time and reality. It should be impossible, how well she worked into the crevices of your body and wrung you dry just as she promised.

Every word you tried to voice was caught in your throat as she diligently drilled in between your walls. The timing was too immaculate. She could have very well been reading your mind, and that wouldn't be the most absurd revelation you've had the pleasure of witnessing this evening. 

"Little lamb, you should feel lucky that I am just as ravenous as you are." She damn near growled but you could only perceive the gentle rumble of her chest as she spoke. "That I did not expect of you to beg." Compared to your glazed, half lidded eyes and heavy breaths, Ei's movements did not seem the least bit influenced by exertion. The last of your sanity receded somewhere far into the back of your mind as her fingers pressed against a spot you could not have possibly imagined of finding. 

"Come, now. Come for your master. Show me what a good, delectable treat you are for me, you little whore."

You didn't need your imagination to see the dominion she held over you. Getting fucked senseless by a vampire couldn't possibly feel this good, but it did. When you squeezed your eyes shut, you saw blackness but also blinding light. Whatever is left of your sanity fizzles away like beer foam and you wail (or maybe it was a soundless cry) because it was too much, too good, too overwhelming-

And something, perhaps her boney hands, gripped your jaw as you cried out, exposing your jugular, but did not feel agonizing when she bit down, reaping what she sowed. Your walls continued to spasm relentlessly around her fingers, leaving a slick mess all over her thigh and hand, knowing nothing but the sweltering ecstasy of being owned, filled and used so thoroughly that you could not possibly belong to anyone else but Ei.

When you crack open your eyes for a split second, Ei captured your lips. You didn't feel the sharp point of her fangs, and she did not open her mouth, but you could still taste the residue of your own blood. There was no sadism, no ownership to be claimed as she kissed you. It was just Ei- or rather, you knew, it was simply a human behind the embrace you sank into before sleep overtakes you.

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Warm porcelain pressed itself insistently against your lips when you stirred. Upon opening your eyes, you are met with a violet pair staring back earnestly. Obediently, you allow yourself to sip, careful not to choke. It tasted herbal, flowery. 

"Paralytic?" You wondered out loud. 

"Tea." The vampire answered curtly. 

"Where did Ei go?" The Ei you've come to know despite having only spoken to her for a short while would have babbled on about the healing properties of the drink. "And why am I not dead?"

"Because Ei has more use of you alive than dead." The Shogun replied, settling the half empty cup on a tray next to you. "She went to deal with that incessant dog. Only she can handle Miko without trouble. I would advise you to steer clear of her."

"Werewolf?" You didn't miss the claw marks on the edge of the door of this room. 

"Perceptive." The Shogun flashed a rare, small smile. "As expected of a seasoned hunter." She then moved to feel your pulse. 

One two, one two. You felt it through her fingers, cold as ever. It's weak, your body dealing with the brunt of the effects, and the consequences are no less harsh on the headache you have to endure.

"Rest well. You are exerted. The tea has been steeped, you can use that to relax and recover." The Shogun stands up from your side and makes her way to the door. "Tomorrow I will take my fill. Do not expect me to be as generous as Ei."

She stopped at the entrance of the door, seeming to hesitate for a second. Then, more resolutely, she looked over her shoulder. "Like she said, I do not care much for sweets. However, you have piqued my interest."

[bloodcollar]

❥ – hello there! my name's lilith. i'm the lesbian vampire in your phone. ⁠♡ i've been in the self-ship community for several years under many different accounts.

❥ – i ship with wrestlers in kayfabe, which is the character they portray, not the person themself. if it makes you uncomfortable, feel free to block me.

❥ – don't interact if bigoted, pro-ship, anti-anti, ect. i most likely won't follow back if your account has untagged vents and discourse. i usually don't tag slurs that i can reclaim or blood. dm or ask off anon for my 18+ blog.

❥ – click the read more to see my f/o list!

❥ – mains: kyle fletcher, will ospreay¹, nick wayne, hook, julia hart (aew) | boothill, dan heng, luocha, himeko (hsr) | kairi sane, cody rhodes (wwe) | albert wesker, ethan winters, donna benneviento (resident evil) | midas (fortnite)

❥ – secondaries: alucard, integra (hellsing) | rohan kishibe, prosciutto (jjba)

❥ – tertiary: kamisato ayato, raiden shogun, beidou (genshin) | blade, acheron (hsr) | timothy lawrence, maya, moxxi (borderlands) | wayne, somsnosa (hylics)

¹ ... polyship. more members included, though unlisted. more f/os also unlisted, let me know if you need a tag. uncomfortable sharing fletcher romantically.

[versadies]

may the places guide you to my yearning [ 7k milestone prompt event ! ]

INTRODUCTION !

make way as the penpal service officially becomes worldwide! come join us as we go on an adventure to many destinations and explore the unknown!

GUIDELINES !

please follow the guidelines to have a smooth journey and understand a few things about this prompt event. if you understand the terms, you may proceed to the prompt list and ask away! (if otherwise, feel free to send me an ask/message/etc. for clarifications!)

characters available: diluc, kaeya, albedo, venti, zhongli, tartaglia, xiao, thoma, itto, gorou, scaramouche, ayato, kazuha, capitano, pantalone, dainsleif, jean, lisa, beidou, ningguang, ganyu, raiden shogun, and yae miko

REQUESTS ARE NOW CLOSED

please follow this format for your ask: (character) + (prompt-1) + (prompt-2) + (genre) + (format) + (optional/extra/etc.)

please submit 1 character (or more if you want the other character to serve as a love rival/etc.) + 1 prompt + 1-3 dialogue prompt/s per request. (you can submit another request that contains a different character and prompt)

regarding capitano and pantalone, there's a high chance that they'll be ooc (out of character) due to how there's not much to know about them as of this moment so please don't put any high expectations !!

please do not request nsfw content + characters who aren’t a part of the list. your request will be immediately ignored and deleted.

please refrain yourselves from mentioning the physical appearance and gender of reader in your request because i’d like to keep the reader as gender-neutral and appearance-neutral.

understand that there’s a chance that your request won’t be made due to my limit of accepting prompt requests. you’d most likely get ur request accepted if you have an idea/plot in mind for ur request (even if you don’t have a plot in mind, it’s alright since youll probably be accepted if the limit isnt too much for me!)

CHARACTERS !

kaeya alberich

diluc ragnvindr

jean gunnhildr

eula lawrence

lisa minci

albedo kreideprinz

venti

zhongli

xiao

beidou

ningguang

ganyu

thoma

kamisato ayato

arataki itto

kaedehara kazuha

gorou

scaramouche

raiden shogun

yae miko

tartaglia

capitano

pantalone

dainsleif

PROMPTS ! — 1

avidya forest - idol au

feiyun slope - bodyguard au

haar islands - streamer au

brightcrown mountains - post-apocalypse au

starfell valley - roommate au

windwail highland - neighbors au

galesong hill - coffee shop au

windrise - secret relationship au

sal terrae - single parent x single parent au

wangshu inn - royal au

dihua marsh - ruler x knight au

guili plains - hero x villain au

sea of clouds - soulmate au (specify which kind of soulmate au you want)

yanshang teahouse - fake dating au

inazuma city - android au

watatsumi island - internet friends au

evernight temple - flower shop au

grand narukami shrine - police x criminal au

ritou - vampire au

fort hiraumi - assassin/spy x target au

PROMPTS ! — 2

“you deserve better than me."

"...stay with me?"

"here, let me hold that for you."

"let. them. go."

"___ loves you, you know? he's/she's/they're just afraid of admitting it."

"shut up okay? i'm getting you out of here, we're going home."

"you mean more to me than you will ever know."

"ugh just get married already."

"but i love you, ___. it's you i want, not them."

"say it again." "...i love you."

"get away from me."

"tell me where it hurts."

"how long have you felt like this?"

"i don't like the way they're looking at you."

"is this a date?" / "are you trying to ask me out?"

"can i kiss you?"

"i like the sound of that."

"my family thinks we're dating."

"i'd do anything for you."

"they have no idea what they're missing."

WILD CARD! feel free to add a dialogue prompt that isn't a part of the list you want me to write for your request!

GENRE ! (can be 2 or less)

morning - fluff

night - angst

dawn - comfort

dusk - yandere

FORMAT !

sunny - drabbles (500+ words)

cloudy - hc / bulleted format

rainy - longfic (2k-3k+ words)

windy - songfic

once again, tysm for the wonderful milestone! i'm glad to have fellow comrades like you guys who enjoy my work. have a good day <33 !!

[kenziewrites14]

Introducing me!

My name is Kenzie, I write things about final fantasy (mainly ff7). Here I post my headcannons, drambles and other things that pop up into my silly brain.

Things about me:

✰ I love cosplaying! My current cosplays are: Aerith Gainsborough (ff7) and Raiden Shogun (Genshin Impact). I am planning to cosplay Aerith, but then her Crisis Core dress.

✰ I play Final Fantasy 7 Crisis Core on Nintendo, and my favorite characters are: Sephiroth, Angeal and Zack!

✰ My favorite music is probably rock music (metal, rock...). My favorite bands are: Rob Zombie, Bon Jovi, Rammstein and Queen. But my music taste is REALLY different, I also love: The Oh Hellos, Hozier, Of Monsters and Men, Radical Face, The Wellermen and Lana Del Rey.

✰ I love reading! I mostly read fantasy, my favorites are: Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, Narnia and The Hobbit.

✰ This is kinda based on my taste in books, but my favorite series and films are: The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (including The Hobbit), Game of Thrones, House of the Dragon, Narnia, The Vampire Diaries, Castlevania, Disenchantment and Castlevania Nocturne.

✰ My first language isn't English! I'm from the Netherlands.

Things I will not include (or write about) in my blog:

✰ NSFW: this is just a big no go, which I will not write at all.

✰ Things related to gore.

✰ About ships I dislike (I DESPISE Sefikura).

If you're interested, please follow me! I really appreciate it :)

(my requests are open!)

[arrchivist]

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Information under cut. Requests Closed.

Transparents 1 2 3 and Textless Stickers used for Replycons.

Edits Offered.

KEY: Bold: Enjoy Editing ; Italics: Selective ; Coloured Blue: For Certain Sources Only

➜﹒Icons (Normal, Pride, Shaped & Matching)

➜﹒Headers

➜﹒Replycons

➜﹒Layouts (3 Icons & Headers)

➜﹒Blog Setups (3 Icons and Setups, URLs, Colour Scheme, Description & Tags)

➜﹒Mobile Wallpapers

➜﹒Transparents

➜﹒Moodboards

➜﹒DNI Banners

➜﹒Card Edits (for Project Sekai and Ensemble Stars!! Only)

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Sources.

KEY: Bold: Enjoy Editing ; Italics: Selective

➜﹒Genshin Impact

➜﹒Cookie Run (Ovenbreak & Kingdom)

➜﹒Komi Can't Communicate

➜﹒Classroom of the Elite

➜﹒SPYxFAMILY

➜﹒Project Sekai

➜﹒Arcaea

➜﹒Vocaloid

➜﹒Omori

➜﹒Ensemble Stars!!

➜﹒Doki Doki Literature Club

➜﹒Danganronpa

➜﹒MILGRAM

➜﹒Bang Dream: Girls Band Party! (Bandori)

➜﹒Honkai Impact 3rd

➜﹒D4DJ Groovy Mix

Unlisted Sources will be done as long as it has official art, but still selective. If that source makes me uncomfortable, I will decline it.

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Request Rules.

➜﹒Say Please/Thank You or both, it motivates me to edit. Your request will be declined if you don't.

➜﹒I may procrastinate at times, resulting into delays. Please keep that in mind when requesting.

➜﹒I may disappear without notice, so don't be afraid if you don't get a response.

➜﹒I will decline requests which makes me uncomfortable, you are in my DNI, request is in the blacklist or I don't understand the aesthetic you're going for.

➜﹒I won't do irl requests for my irls

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Before you Follow...

➜﹒I'm a minor (in a nutshell, I'm under 18 but i fit the age requirement of tumblr)

➜﹒I smash my keyboard when I speak at times

➜﹒I am very paranoid.

➜﹒I use the exclamation mark (!) a lot at times

➜﹒I sometimes type in ALL CAPS or all lowercase

➜﹒I swear/cuss at times (but I will ask you if you're okay with it when talking)

➜﹒I switch speaking types to in character (Kanade) and out of character

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Do Not Interact if...

➜﹒You fit the Basic Criteria

➜﹒Proshipper

➜﹒Posts NFSW and/or real gore

➜﹒Anti Kins

➜﹒You're Problematic

➜﹒Endogenic Systems

➜﹒Anti MOGAI

➜﹒Pro Kink

➜﹒Talks about Discourse

➜﹒Reality Checkers

➜﹒Interact with/Associate with fearnurse/bleedine

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Blacklist.

If you request something under this, your request will be declined.

➜﹒Sumeru Characters (Genshin ; Tighnari, Alhaitham, Cyno & Collei are exceptions)

➜﹒Any Problematic/Incest Ships

➜﹒Boyfriends (Webtoon)

➜﹒Rin x Len (Project Sekai & Vocaloid)

➜﹒Anya x Any Adult (SPYxFAMILY)

➜﹒Any -core aesthetics

➜﹒Harry Potter

➜﹒Any Real People

➜﹒Korekiyo Shinguji (Danganronpa)

Whitelist.

Whitelist will prioritise requests when there are more than one request.

➜﹒Genshin Impact

Eula, Venti, Ningguang, Keqing, Zhongli, Kamisato Siblings (Ayaka and Ayato), Raiden Shogun (Ei, Baal whatever you call her by), Kokomi

➜﹒Cookie Run

KEY: Orange: Ovenbreak ; Purple: Kingdom ; Both of Them: Ovenbreak and Kingdom

Timekeeper Cookie, Moonlight Cookie, White Ghost Cookie, Black Garlic Cookie, Clotted Cream Cookie, Financier Finance Cookie, Madeleine Cookie, Espresso Cookie, Sea Fairy Cookie, Herb Cookie, Cream Unicorn Cookie, Oyster Cookie

➜﹒Komi Can't Communicate

Tadano and Komi's Siblings, Shouko Komi, Tadano Hitohito, Osana Najimi

➜﹒Classroom of the Elite

Kiyotaka Ayanokoji, Horikita Suzune, Karuizawa Kei, Sakayanagi Arisu

➜﹒SPYxFAMILY

Anya Forger, Yor Forger, Loid Forger, Damian Desmond, Yuri Briar

➜﹒Project Sekai

Everyone, I like them all lol

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Mod Introduction.

Hihi, I'm Kanade, but you can also call me Jae! I'm a Non Binary Lesbian Asexual Vampire, using any pronouns! I run this account as an interest! I also have a main, @lesmafuyu!

My Kins & IRLS (colored)! 　Shouko Komi, Mafuyu Asahina, Ena Shinonome, Yuri (DDLC), Nene Kusanagi, Kanade Yoisaki

My F/Os! 　Kohane Azusawa, An Shiraishi, Shizuku Hinomori, Haruka Kiritani, Honami Mochizuki, Arashi Narukami, Tsukasa Suou

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If I'm doing something wrong or my edits get stolen, please let me know! Tumblr & Pinterest (ia) are the only platforms I'm in (as senyoumirai, but as Jae, I have Tumblr and Twitter), if anyone is claiming to be me outside Tumblr, Twitter or any other platforms I haven't mentioned (probably mentioned in main), it is not me.

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Tag Dump • Last Edited, 06/12/2022, Tues.

[ye-local-simp]

Heartslabyul masterlist:

Riddle Rosehearts:

S/o that is twisted from Elsa

S/o like Diana Cavendish

S/o like Mother Gothel

S/o twisted from Thantos

with their RSA counterparts

S/o twisted from the "Prince/(Princess)Charmings

S/o like Vanellope Von Schweetz

with an idol S/o

Dorm leaders with a male s/o who voice acts forcharacters with the opposite persona(part 1)

Dorm leaders with a male s/o who voice acts for characters with the opposite persona(part 2)

Dorm leaders with S/o who is like Tiger Lily Cookie

Dorm leaders with a S/o like Toph

Dorm leaders with a S/o whose big brother goes to NRC

S/o telling the dorm leaders about their life in Zaun

With a Mona like S/o

S/o from Marvel(Stark's cousin's daughter)

S/o being a great dancer

S/o like Raiden Shogun

S/o like Sangonomya Kokomi

Riddle with a reader who is leaving Twisted Wonderland

with a reader like Momo Yaoyorozu

Tween!Yuu who's tired of the drama

Reader who looks scary but is actually shy/soft

S/o like Xiao

S/o like Victor Blake

With a fem!S/o with Saitama strength

With a fischl!reader

S/o like Light Yagami

S/o like Howl Pendragon

S/o like Yukari Yakumo

S/o like Doc Ock

With a vampire S/o

S/o like Draculaura

S/o like Mafuyu Asahina

S/o like Esmerelda

S/o with the same power and wings as Elena of Avalor

Reader's plushie getting stolen

Helping reader adjust to their magic

With a germophobic reader

With a gn!sirenix fairy

S/o being able to bend the 4 main elements

S/o like Xinyan

Valentine's Special

Dorm leaders with an S/o who makes them flower bouquets

With a S/o like Cyno

The Reader tricks the boys to kiss them

Ace Trappola:

With a fem!S/o who is religious and rebellious at the same time

Overblot gang getting jealous of S/o perfoming with a male lead from their world

First years reaction to Yuu cursing in front them for the first time

First years with a somehow scary S/o

With a S/o like Emil

S/o like Mafuyu Asahina

First years with a S/o like Collei

First years reading reader's diary only to find out they're their crush

S/o has a minibag and prepared for everything

First years with a father figure reader

First years with a reader like Tohru

Reader's plushie getting stolen

First years seeing Crewel styling your hair

First years with a Mother friend

First years with a homesick Reader

S/o tells them they look like a fairytale prince

First years with a reader like Paimon

First years with a S/o having Nail Polish

Valentine's Special

S/o cuddling them

S/o has the ability to create something by words/pictures

With a lazy yet sporty S/o

With a S/o who has crazy luck in games/sports

With a reader who could use telekinesis

With a reader who use snow magic

With a reader who is a sea Goddess

Trey Clover:

Vices with a hypersomniac!S/o

Trey with a reader that misses their fav candy

S/o sings the Song of Purification

Their reaction to your Firefly event outfit

Valentine's Special

With a reader who use snow magic

Cater Diamond:

Their reaction to your Firefly event outfit

Valentine's Special

With a reader who use snow magic

Deuce Spade:

S/o is their soulmate

First years reaction to Yuu cursing in front them for the first time

First years with a somehow scary S/o

With a S/o like Emil

First years with a S/o like Collei

First years reading reader's diary only to find out they're their crush

S/o has a minibag and prepared for everything

First years with a father figure reader

S/o who is like Princess Peach

First years with a reader like Tohru

First years seeing Crewel styling your hair

First years with a Mother friend

First years with a homesick Reader

First years with a reader like Paimon

First years with a S/o having Nail Polish

Valentine's Special

The Reader tricks the boys to kiss them

With a reader who could use telekinesis

Back to masterlist

[sparklingbluerose]

Masterlist!

Hello hello~ this is where you can navigate my stories & stuff.

💞Fluff

💀Angst

🤣Crack

🔞Smut

💦Suggestive

Twisted Wonderland

💞💀 Dorm Leaders React to Fatui Harbinger!Reader

💀 TWST Cast React to Raiden Shogun!Reader

💞 Staff x Raiden Shogun!Reader

💞 Staff x Raiden Shogun!Reader Part 2

💀 TWST Cast x Childe!Reader

💞💦 Heartslabyul x Emotionless!Reader (coming soon!)

🤣 TWST Cast w/ a 5☆ Genshin Impact Character!Reader

Tears of Themis

🤣 Daddy Marius Von Hagen

Obey Me! Shall We Date?

🤣 Brothers React to Doctor!Reader (coming soon!)

Ikemen Vampire

Nothing yet! Request anything you want.

Genshin Impact

💦 Yandere!Fatui Harbingers x Reader

💀 Yandere! Fatui Harbingers x Reader (Alter End)

Free!! Iwatobi Swim Club

🤣💦 Iwatobi React To Flirty!Reader (coming soon!)

Haikyuu!!

🤣 Oikawa Plush In Noodles

Hetalia

🤣 Axis Powers x HuTao!Reader

💦 2P!Japan In Love w/ Reader

💞🤣 1P & 2P! Nekotalia w/ Reader

🤣💦 Neko!Allied Forces x Neko!Reader

From Argonavis

Nothing yet! Request anything you want.

BanG Dream!

Me Simping for Morfonica

SPYxFAMILY

Nothing yet! Request anything you want.

[harmonysanreads]

Please please please expand on those Vampire Lord!Archon thoughts! Vamp!Zhongli who seems the most calm but you forget the fact he is one of the most feared lords for a reason. Vamp!Ei who wants to keep everything in a stasis, the one most tempted to turn you because it would lock your appearance for eternity. Vamp!Nahida who you trust the most due to her child appearance as compared to the adults, not telling the difference between her wisdom and lies. Vamp!Venti who teases you by playing songs of freedom which both soothe and hurt you. In love with it-

So am I :>

Vampire!Zhongli's sophisticated countenance is such a far cry from what lies underneath, regardless of how politely he treats you, you're never left feeling as though you aren't walking on eggshells around him. As the eldest vampire lord, he behaves and expects things to be in a certain way. You can tell that the characteristics of his youth still lay slumbering somewhere from how concise he is of his intentions to you and from how hard he bites down. Really, you would've never gotten the vaguest hints of something far more terrifying and carnal inside him had it not been for such moments.

Vampire!Ei is seldom present in the throne room, a puppet instead taking her place as she contemplates the affairs of the world. You were astonished when you came to know of this, for, what kind of artificial life form looks this scarily live? Who knows what else the Vampire Lords have hidden. Despite the vacancy of the feared actual Raiden Shogun, her claim is engraved in your being. She's the most adamant on eliminating the ephemera of your beauty since the start. You could put her obsession against Zhongli's possessive behavior and it would almost emerge victorious.

Vampire!Venti is unpredictable, a little too unpredictable perhaps. If you ignored his agonizing teasing, then he would seem to be so great. Granted, he's always dragging you wherever he pleases and maintains a suffocating hold throughout, never shy of his bloodthirst but still, at least you can be unrestrained in his presence. Though, you could appreciate his melodies more if they weren't always intent on hypnotizing you and required the interruption of the other lords to save your sanity.

Vampire!Nahida (platonic) has always had a soft spot for weak things. She's also second to Ei in terms of turning you. She's been neglected quite a lot by her people until recently so she knows the feelings of powerlessness, inferiority and fear better than the other Lords. She actually feels, thus, she has managed to earn a special place in your heart and you, in hers. Nahida is attached to you to a degree the wisdom she's crowned for steps down from making decisions. Her youthful appearance and erudite reputation always kill any suspicion at its incipiency as well. But you can trust this much that her care for you is far more sincere than the others'.

[manofmanymons]

Not tagging this because it's such a shitpost, but here's every Survive kid and who they would main in Genshin

Takuma: I wanted to say Traveler bc haha mc but actually he has Noelle main vibes

Aoi: says it's Ayaka but it's Raiden Shogun

Minoru: he would do challenges like "beating the game with only starter characters" instead of having a proper main. But if he did have a main...Diluc or Cyno.

Ryo: Wanderer

Saki: COLLEI MAIN COLLEI MAIN COLLEI MAIN

Shuuji: THAT, my dear friends, is a Barbara main. Or Rosaria bc she killed her dad LMAO

Kaito: it's totally Xiao or Lyney

Miu: Fischl for exploration, Hu Tao for bosses

...bonus round for picking based on their partners

Zhongli bc dragon??? Or Xiangling bc little fire breathing creature???, Gorou bc dog, there are several bird themed characters but...I think I'm actually still going with Diluc again, WHY AREN'T ANY GENSHIN CHARACTERS BUG THEMED? ITTO MAYBE?, Baizhu bc his attacks heal, Amber bc go go baron bunny, Razor bc wolf or Rosaria bc vampire, and Neuvillette bc he literally uses hydro blaster...or Beidou bc pirate

[mihai-florescu]

Every damn time i almost accidentally write raiden shogun instead of vampire shogun. Smh

[sunshineyuuji]

Fandoms (and Characters) I write

Jujutsu Kaisen

Itadori Yūji

Fushiguro Megumi

Kugisaki Nobara

Gojō Satoru

Zenin Maki

Inumaki Tōge

Okkotsu Yūta

Kamo Noritoshi

Junpei Yoshino

Nanami Kento

Sukuna Ryōmen

Fushiguro Tōji

Chōsō

Getō Suguru

Genshin Impact

Kaedahara Kazuha

Shikanoin Heizou

Venti

Wanderer (Scaramouche)

Xiao

Kaeya

Kamisato Ayaka

Qiqi

Alhaitham

Collei

Nahida

Tighnari

Beidou

Cyno

Lisa

Raiden Shogun (Ei)

Razor

Yae Miko

Albedo

Arataki Itto

Ningguang

Zhongli

Kamisato Ayato

Mona

Nilou

Sangonomiya Kokomi

Tartaglia (Childe)

Bennett

Diluc

Klee

Thoma

Yoimiya

Dainsleif

Dottore

Capitano

Pierro

Ikemen Vampire

Leonardo da Vinci

Arthur Conan Doyle

Vincent van Gogh

Theodorus van Gogh

Osamu Dazai

Isaac Newton

Comte de Saint-Germain

Sebastian

Vlad

Johann Georg Faust

Charles-Henri Sanson

Ikemen Prince

Chevalier Michel

Yves Kloss

Clavis Lelouch

Licht Klein

Nokto Klein

Río Ortiz

LoveUnholyc

Jung Hi

Leo

Sol

William

Bae

Mystic Messenger

Jumin Han

Zen

707 (Luciel)

Yoosung

Jaehee Kang

Harry Potter

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Ron Weasley

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Draco Malfoy

Luna Lovegood

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Neville Longbottom

Newt Scamander

List may be subject to change.

[koyagi-writes]

The Database (Who I write for)

Koyagi here! This is a list of Fandoms and characters that we are programmed to write for! This will also include some of the Director’s OCs.

Genshin Impact

Al Haitham

Albedo

Arataki Itto

Baizhu

Beidou

Cyno

Dainsleif

Diluc Ragnvindr

Enjou (potentially)

Gorou

Il Capitano

Il Dottore

Kaedehara Kazuha

Kaeya Alberich

Kamisato Ayato

Kuki Shinobu

Lisa Minci

Pantalone

Raiden Shogun

Scaramouche

Shikanoin Heizou

Tartaglia (including Foul Legacy)

Tighnari

Thoma

Venti

Xiao

Yae Miko

Zhongli

Honkai Star Rail

Trailblazer (Stelle/Caelus)

Dan Zheng

March 7th

Welt Yang

Himeko

Gepard Landau

Serval Landau

Sampo Koski

Svarog

Natasha

Jing Yuan

Luocha

Kafka

Blade

Demon Slayer

Tanjiro Kamado

Inosuke Hashibira

Zenitsu Agatsuma

Rengoku Kyojurou

Tengen Uzui (may include Hinatsuru, Makio, and Suma)

The Arcana

Julian Devorak

Nadia Satrinava

Portia Devorak

Muriel

Slashers

Jason Voorhees

Leatherface (Bubba Sawyer)

Michael Myers

Ghostface (Billy Loomis + Stu Macher)

Carrie White

Spider-Verse

Miguel O’Hara

Creatures/Monsters

Werewolf 

Vampire 

Dragon

Director OCs (info will be linked)

Yarred Nemid

Carrie

Shutter

Ikari Kala

[ye-local-simp]

Pomefiore masterlist:

Vil Schoenheit:

S/o that is twisted from Elsa

S/o like Diana Cavendish

S/o like Mother Gothel

S/o twisted from Thantos

with their RSA counterparts

S/o twisted from the "Prince/(Princess)Charmings

"S/o like Vanellope Von Schweetz

with an idol S/o

Dorm leaders with a male s/o who voice acts forcharacters with the opposite persona(part 1)

Dorm leaders with a male s/o who voice acts for characters with the opposite persona(part 2)

Dorm leaders with S/o who is like Tiger Lily Cookie

Dorm leaders with a S/o like Toph

Dorm leaders with a S/o whose big brother goes to NRC

S/o telling the dorm leaders about their life in Zaun

With a Mona like S/o

Vil with a Roger Rabbit S/o

S/o like Starfire

S/o being a great dancer

S/o like Raiden Shogun

with a reader like Momo Yaoyorozu

Reader who looks scary but is actually shy/soft

Fem!S/o like Kaeya

S/o like Xiao

S/o like Victor Blake

With a fem!S/o with Saitama strength

With a Short flat-chested Russian S/o

S/o like Light Yagami

S/o like Howl Pendragon

S/o like Yukari Yakumo

S/o like Doc Ock

With a vampire S/o

S/o like Draculaura

S/o like Esmerelda

S/o has a minibag and prepared for everything

Reader's plushie getting stolen

With a germophobic reader

Reader like Hopper Croakington

S/o like Xinyan

Valentine's Special

Dorm leaders with an S/o who makes them flower bouquets

S/o has the ability to create something by words/pictures

With a fem!S/o who is religious and rebellious at the same time

With a reader who could use telekinesis

Rook Hunt:

Male S/o twisted from Little Red Riding Hood

Vices with a hypersomniac!S/o

S/o being a great dancer

S/o who is a fashion designer

Valentine's Special

Epel Felmier:

S/o like Lapis from Steven Universe

Overblot gang getting jealous of S/o perfoming with a male lead from their world

Sending S/o a funny video

First years reaction to Yuu cursing in front them for the first time

S/o like Sangonomya Kokomi

First years with a somehow scary S/o

First years with a S/o like Collei

First years reading reader's diary only to find out they're their crush

First years with a father figure reader

Yuu that is like Power from the Chainsaw Man

First years with a reader like Tohru

S/o being able to bend the 4 main elements

First years seeing Crewel styling your hair

First years with a Mother friend

First years with a homesick Reader

First years with a reader like Paimon

First years with a S/o having Nail Polish

Valentine's Special

With a lazy yet sporty S/o

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