Your choice of which AU, but who says the following to who?
"Insufferably cocksure"
It's something I read in the book I'm currently reading.
Me: (giggling at "insufferably cocksure")
Wife: What's so funny?
Me: Hehe... cocksure.
Wife: Oh, so you.
Me: (shocked Pikachu face)
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CALLED OUT FROM AN ASK BEFORE
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Surrounded by groaning, wannabe monster hunters and villagers. Some of the more aggressive folks are dead, but most are alive and wounded/unconscious.
Vampire!Weiss: THAT NEVER SHOULD HAVE WORKED!!!
Werewolf!Yang: (transforms back into a human and spits out a silver bullet with a stream of smoke) But it did!
Weiss: BUT IT SHOULDN'T HAVE!!! NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS WOULD THAT EVER WORK AGAIN!!!
Yang: (puffs her chest proudly) It doesn't have to, Weiss. It doesn't have to.
Weiss: UGH!!! (mists away to her brooding gargoyle)
Vampire!Winter: Hello, Sister. What brings you here?
Weiss: My insufferably cocksure, werewolf roommate... Why are you here?
Winter: (motions her head to the bog a quarter mile away)
Weiss: (zeroes in on VanHelsing, Hunter!Robyn picking off twenty or so drowners one by one like the cocky bastard she is) Is she trying to get herself killed???
Winter: That's what I asked her, but nooooooo! She's Robyn Hill. One of the last hunters in Van Helsing's bloodline. She can take on any and all monsters all by herself!
Weiss: ....So, insufferably cocksure girlfriend?
Winter: IS PUTTING IT LIGHTLY!!!!
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What if Marcy in WK/CQ’s universe wasn’t dead. What if Bettycore Marceline. What then.
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Oh yeah here’s some stupid doodles also
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The hellebore and the little star
“So imagine how stupid I felt when I genuinely started to feel something for you…”
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Gee I wonder where I got that idea from 😂
Okay here is another one, how did Robyn, descendant of Van Helising, meet and inevitably get together with Vampire!Winter ?
Hey, @agentayu!
My brain is absolutely fried from working on my class syllabus and teaching materials today, but let's see if I can come up with something for ya here.
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Robyn: (hunkering down for the night in a Mantle Hostel on a monster contract)
-TICK-
Robyn: (turns on a light)
Winter: (straddling Robyn's hips with black claws pointed at her throat) Care to explain what Van Helsing blood is doing in my family's territory?
Robyn: (blinks) ....Well....I would have hoped that I'd at least be taken to dinner.
Weiss: And that dumb line worked?!?!
Winter: It's still better than the lines I've heard your blonde friend say to the witch!
Weiss: (stares at Yang and Blake canoodling on the garden bench through the window) .....Fair.
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I think my favorite thing about Fionna and Cake has to be how unapologetically queer it is. In every corner, whether it be a cameo appearance from the gay couple,
a quick visual cue/reference to the pilot,
a questionable line from Brian David Gilbert of all people,
[img: Winter King (on the right) saying "Don't think it hasn't occurred to me!" This is in response to Cake suggesting he kiss Simon (left)]
or actually being integral to the primary or secondary plot.
Seeing such a casual yet important and beautiful inclusion of queerness in this show fills me with such indescribable joy. Without even trying, without even stepping away from it's own story, it's making a statement.
Without going out of its way, it's teaching genuine stories while saying "We are here, we have a place, we have a history, and we're here to stay."
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Brooke McCarter, Kiefer Sutherland, Billy Wirth and Alex Winter - The Lost Boys (1987)
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