#vaping💨

[milo-is-rambling]

Eating half a mystery THC amount edible and then smoking a blunt and then driving home with November in Florida light rain but it’s warm and the lights on the highway are showing halos underneath them from the rain coming down and my window is open with my arm out and I’m listening to one of my childhood favorite songs completely on accident and I’m planning on having a sleepover tomorrow night with 💨 at my house after we have a double show and almost kind of cast party (real cast party on sunday)

[monvaper-crystal]

The Magic of M10

10,000 Puffs？

[tanagause]

👩🏾‍💻

[chachavroomvroom]

2023’s Top Ten Chaotic Moments of the F1 Season (in no particular order)

The De Vries ➡️ Ricciardo ➡️ Lawson ➡️ Ricciardo musical chairs

The Mclaren boys getting their laptimes deleted live on camera post Qatar Quali under the befuddled eyes of George Russell 🧍‍♂️

George’s T-pose, Estie’s slayful catwalk and Charles’ soulful longing look in the F1 intro 💃

Charles’ triple threat of DNF/DNS/DSQ in one season 🥲

Several broken trophies this year (starting with the one Lando sent to the shadow realms with his champagne pop) 🍾

Max smacking that RBR sticker on Charles, shaking him around and then turning to the camera like 😀

Mika Häkkinen’s gift of prophecy: the man said McLaren would suddenly become competitive and we laughed at him 👁️

The stressed pairs of Merc/Ferrari guys being summoned to the stewards about the planks in Austin and showing up with the power of a piece of paper and a vape 💨

So many inter-teams padel dates?? 🎾

Perez’s Japan run: crashed, changed wing, got a penalty, crashed again, changed wing again, retired, unretired, served his penalty and retired again 🪦

Honourable mentions 🥈 :

Carlos illegitimate child rumour one hot afternoon on f1twt

Dany Ric sniped by that flying tyre in lap 1 of Brazil despite not being involved in the accident

Vegas Hunger Games opening ceremony

Seb’s bee corner

1644 mood collaborative insta post after joint DSQ in COTA

A lot of James Vowles thirst on the TL

Charles Leclerc, known non-believer, plans a pilgrimage to Lourdes to get rid of his curse

Lance falling off wet stairs

Nando being a tik tok celebrity

Dishonourable mentions :

Qatar heat

Vegas drain cover

Piastri being a punching bag on wheels for other drivers for a few races straight

[kaijuno]

New vape hit the shelves 💨

[diggingmyway0ut]

Car selfies cuz I need a vape. 🍓💨

[ask-jax-things]

Ask me anything, or don’t. I don’t care.

I’m not doing any character introduction because you obviously know who I am, who wouldn’t? ✨

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Rules:

There will be some adult language/themes so mature audiences only ((15+))

Don’t send me donation asks. The only thing you will receive in return is an instant block and a report <3

NSFW is fine, ya freaks.

None of the following is canon ((I know it’s unfortunate))

Ships are fine and I don’t care who with.

Remember this is just for fun darlin’, so don’t get your hopes up too high ;)

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⚠️ language, drinking, smoking, drugs, violence, blood, suggestive themes/remarks ⛔️

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Here are the other circus morons

Gangle: @theatreribbons

Kinger: @asksuperlightextras

or @askkingertheking

Pomni: @digitaljester57

Ragatha: @ask-ragatha-tadc

Queenie: @askthequeen

Bubble: @ask-bubbletadc

Caine: @ask-teeth-eyes

AU Jax/Gangle: @ask-jaxy-boy

Gummigoo: @ask-gummigoo

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And some other random losers that talk to me for some reason

Ayuda: @shortmomma1993

Hoppy: @justsomeonewow

Lucifer: @madly-enthusiastic

Alastor: @voxtechsmells (send bomb threats)

Angel Dust: @ask-angel-dust-w

or @angeldust-thestar

Sir Pentious: @sirpentious-presious

Vox: @voxtechsmellsgreatactually

Niffty: @nifftyyyyy

Bucket: @bubble-trubble-and-co

Beezlebub: @ask-the-queen-beelzebub

Moe cult leader: @specified6

Rosie: @askyourauntierosie

Blitz: @blitzascbog

Mabel Pines: @mabel-pines-the-best

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Jax’s Inventory:

Rocket launcher 🤯

Uno reverse card 🔄

Switch 🎮

Shotgun (x2) 💥

Molotov cocktails (3 uses left) 🍾

Sniper 🎯

Flamethrower (x2) 🔥

Lemon bars (5 uses left) 🍋

$1009 🤑

Glitter bomb 🪩

Cookies (8 uses left) 🍪

Tea (1 gallon) ☕️

Baby bunnies (5 of them) 🐇

A tank 🥰

Vape pen (36 uses, 6 at a time) 💨

Cocaine ❄️

Gasoline (10 gallons) ⛽️

Pistol (x6) 🔫

Machine gun ⚙️

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Ooc Intro:

Hi! I’m @sfmoy-21! I have another TADC ask blog @ask-the-moon-tadc if you wanna check that out 😏 I’m gonna be answering asks/roleplaying as Jax. Also, I don’t have any connections with Glitch or Gooseworx and this is not an official Jax blog, so none of the following is canon. And just remember we’re here to have fun, SO LETS PARTYYY 🥂🤪

Asks are open, ask me anything!

[kyehwas]

🚬 ape ft. lee taeyong

💨 -> or, you try something new with your boyfriend.

You and Taeyong haven't been dating for long. The two of you are in the phase where you're in love and still testing the waters.

You and him have only kissed a few times the last few weeks the two of you have spent together, and Taeyong wanted more.

"The dinner you got us was amazing, Tyongie," you compliment, "You have amazing taste."

"Do I now?" Taeyong takes a seat on your apartment couch and beckons for you to sit with him.

The two of you start talking about whatever comes into your heads, sometime halfway through, Taeyong takes a hit of his vape.

You look at him inquisitively. You had known he vaped, but you've never actually seen him do it.

He notices your stare and offers the vape to you. "Wanna try? It tastes good. Extra points if you can guess the flavor."

"Uh.." You look at the vape, and then back at Taeyong. "No thank you."

"Hm, I have an idea then." Taeyong takes another hit, but he doesn't exhale. He points to his lips, and you inch closer and awkwardly kiss him.

Taeyong groans, openinh his mouth, pushing the secondhand smoke into your mouth.

You exhale and watch the smoke escape your lips. "It's cotton candy flavored. Reminds me of you."

"You guessed it correctly, baby," Taeyong grins at you.

You had one more time added to the amount of times you kissed Taeyong, and this time was your favorite by far.

[aller-geez]

@Special-K posted:

Dressed to kill, but apparently, I’m on bedrest instead. 🖤🥀

So someone (aka @InToadWeTrust, aka Rexar, my overprotective ass of a boyfriend) decided that I’m "too sick to be shaking ass for cash tonight." 🙄 Like okay, yes, I might have a fever, and maybe I’ve been sneezing my brains out all day, and possibly I almost passed out trying to do my eyeliner…but that’s beside the point. I was READY, okay?? Red “Hello Tiddy” top, oversized jacket, perfect messy-but-hot vibes—looking so good for absolutely no one because my bossy man has revoked my club privileges for the night. 😤

Now I’m just dramatically lounging in bed, looking sickly stunning, vaping my frustrations away, and contemplating whether I should sneeze directly into Rexar’s mouth as revenge. 🤔💨 He’s lucky I’m too weak to fight back right now because this level of injustice cannot stand. Someone PLEASE tell him that I can, in fact, survive one (1) night of work without dying. Or at least revoke his Bossy Boyfriend™ privileges until further notice. 🫠

Sorry to anyone I owe a dance to—rain check? 😘 IOU.

#SickAndSexy #FreeMe #BabygirlDown #RexarFangIsTheSicknessPolice #SendHate

[love-fictional-ppl]

Stoner!Bakusquad

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Summary: reader is apart of the Bakusquad and they all r stoners

Pairings: platonic!katsuki bakugou x reader, platonic!Eijiro Kirishima x reader, platonic!pansexual!Denki Kaminari x reader, platonic!Hanta Sero x reader, platonic!mina ashido x reader, romantic!Eijiro Kirishima x Mina Ashido, past!mina ashido x Hanta Sero, (Kinda)Mina ashido x reader (yall made out)

Warnings: language, marijuana and vaping, alcohol, mentions of sex specifically high sex, masturbation mentioned, plug!sero

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The most chaotic yet iconic smoke circle ever.

Twice a week everybody goes to Sero’s apartment for the smoke sesh

Usually hangouts are held at bakugou’s except he doesn’t like the smell trapped around his place

Bakugou actually has came to rely on the ritual. He lowkey gets annoyed whenever plans are cancelled

Sero smokes a lot it’s ridiculous

Sero and Mina both get horny when they’re high

one time before Mina and Kiri got together, Mina was so high and horny that she hooked up with Sero(who was also also high and horny)

All hangouts are pretty lowkey but Denki always tries to turn it into a party by bringing his speakers and a couple bottles of booze

You, Denki, and Mina are usually the ones who drink

Bakugou only drinks after a rough day, he claims the liquor makes him feel “vulnerable”

Kirishima doesn’t smoke too often but he loves the hangout vibes

When Kirishima and Mina got together he started smoking more except usually him and Mina left early so they could go home and fuck

Bakugou is actually really cute when he’s high don’t tell him that tho. He gets really giggly but if u annoy him he will quickly snap at you.

Denki usually winds up getting the munchies really bad and makes the group go to whatever fast food joint he’s craving that time

Everybody has a slightly different music taste so you guys pull straws each hangout to decide who gets control, somehow kirishima almost always wins

Sero likes to prank call when he’s high. No explanation necessary.

You and Mina play fight when your drunk, occasionally you make out

When you all were really stoned one time Denki confessed that he thought about all of you while masturbating atleast once

Sero makes weird food combos when he has the munchies

Sero also definitely sells weed and Denki buys off him

One time Denki convinced you all to host a party. It was a disaster. Bakugou was mad since you guys were at his apartment.

Overall a 9.8/10 💨 ⭕️

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Only sorta proofread��🤞

[daddyfuckedme]

need ,, vape 💨

[dawdl-ing]

an addiction to throwing herself off high places was Alida’s first vice (which made her an Avatar), vaping was her next (which made her hot asf) 💨🪽💀

[thebeastofblackmoor]

okay fine

[chillian-murphy]

💨🍃 CILLIAN MURPHY CHARACTERS AND CANNABIS HEADCANONS🍃💨

In celebration of 4/20. This is gonna be more jankily written than other headcanon lists for obvious reasons.

TOMMY SHELBY

*Takes a 100mg indica edible in hopes that it would calm him down or help him fall asleep or put him in a coma or something

*It does not

*Now he's just sitting there, too lazy to move, but instead of it being relaxing he just feels trapped in his own body

*Wonders if he's in purgatory and is undeserving of both heaven and hell

*Oh god now the dry mouth is setting in

*Would feel a thousand times better if he just drank some water and ate something

*Is too stubborn to drink water and eat something, he's Tommy fucking Shelby

*Dude seriously just have a little snack and a gatorade

JACKSON RIPPNER

*Generally stays away from anything that he thinks dulls his sense

*Likes to occasionally use weed as a way to get his target's guards down and to "bond" with them to gain their trust

*Offering to pass the joint around is a great way to make friends, even if you're as much of an asshole as Jackson

*Loves watching his victims get giggly and talkative

*Tries not to partake so he can keep his mind sharp, using slight of hand to distract people from noticing how he never takes a hit, but can't always resist the urge

*Hit the joint a little too hard and accidentally got really into Joe Rogan's podcast

JONATHAN CRANE

*Purposefully seeks out the shit that makes him paranoid

*Uses it as a way to come up with new nightmare scenarios to torture people with

*This process is pretty hit or miss, though. Sometimes it helps him come up with incomprehensible horrors, sometimes it's the stupidest shit known to man.

*One time came up with the genuinely horrifying "what if every time I felt weird about something in public, I was intercepting the thoughts of people who wished to harm me?"

*Another time came up with "what I looked to hard at my fingers and it turned out my finger had its own smaller fingers?"

*Mostly just thinks the neighbors are spying on him when he masturbates

ROBERT FISCHER

*Has the best equipment money can buy for getting zooted

*Claims it helps him escape from his own brain

*Hires someone to pick out strains for him like a weed sommelier

*Likes to get crossfaded, so his weed sommelier and his actual sommelier are on a first-name basis with one another

*Preferred consumption method is using a dry herb vape, he finds that taste the cleanest and gets him the highest

*Becomes very tactile while high and his favorite thing to do is get a massage

NEIL LEWIS

*Not super picky about strains, but tends to opt for Blue Dream because it's cheap and reliable

*Likes to fo classic stoner shit: chill, watch movies, go on walks, invent new snacks

*texts you "🅱️ ambuger 🅱️ elper" five times in a row and does not elaborate

*realizes that it would be a genius idea to have a Cheech and Chong marathon at the shop on 4/20, texts everyone he knows about it

*"What do you think we're doing right now, asshole?!?" responses from Lucien and Jonathan

*... Oh, right, he was supposed to be at work an hour ago

KITTEN BRADEN

*Actually the only character on this list to smoke weed on-screen, if you can believe it

*Hates just sitting around doing nothing when she smokes, wants to go out and do something

*Her favorite is lighting up before going out dancing, it just makes being out and about so much more *fun*

*Would love buying gold-trimmed rolling papers off of Etsy if it had been around in her weed smoking heyday.

*Considers herself a genius for realizing that you can use a bobby pin as a roach holder

[desperategirl1994]

Like or reblog this if you vape 💨.

[casinocatt]

did you know you predicted the tommyinnit vape

My magnum opus or whatever it’s called