#varka…..

[nomohmoss]

ill-fitting clothes

[veeveefic]

crack headcanon that kaeya sends varka vaguely threatening and ominous letters asking when he's going to bring the horses back. 'how can i be a cavalry captain with no cavalry, varka.' 'day 4647363 of having to travel to dawn winery on foot' 'I'm beginning to forget what a horse looks like. sometimes I still hear their whinnies.'

[vyvilha]

been replaying origins lately. here's my butch elf sahlin with her beloved leliana

[solelii]

Now we know where Kaeya got his outfit inspiration from: Varka himself.

[barbiegirldream]

the 5.6 livestream says Venti uses the Dodo communication device to call Alice. But for some reason Varka picks up and says "Barbatos?" which would be really funny if that means the Dodo communication device has caller id. "Barbatos is calling" is so funny for the Grand Master of Mondstadt to see.

[requinum]

5.6

[sleepzsharkz]

Stories of a vision.

[mooseonahunt]

This is how the Archon Quest is gonna go

[wandering-tides]

The trailer scammed us.

Wdym Venti was going to have his bow in hand and watch over Mond from the hands of his own statue??

Do you have any idea how excited I was for that scene???? That scene was the entire reason why I opened genshin as soon as the server was back up.

There was NO such scene. Damn click bait.

[starcurtain]

While I'm sure this is not true, I personally like to imagine the Genshin devs responsible for Alhaitham and Kaveh's relationship now locked in a silent but ferocious inter-office war with the Star Rail devs responsible for Phainon and Mydei's relationship, engaging in a third-party version of gay chicken to see who can sneak the most yaoi-tinged content past the censors the fastest in their simultaneous quest to win the official crown for the "Most canon MLM ship in modern Hoyo."

Phaidei devs came on strong and got that doomed yaoi on their side, but Haikaveh has the benefit of time on their side...

Who will win?

(It's us; we fans are the winners.)

[angstycrying]

Kaeya: So, to put it briefly: I lost my father for the second time, got into a fight with my brother, and was kicked out of my home. I received the sign of recognition from the Archon of the country I was supposed to betray, and I have no idea how I'm supposed to face life anymore.

Kaeya: What do I do now? Die? Leave the city? Surrender and succumb to the curse of my people?

Varka: Hmm...

Varka: You need to change your style, son.

Kaeya: Wha-

Varka: Dressing like a game character will give you confidence and strength to continue living!

Kaeya: N-no, stop-

Varka: How about mine style?

Kaeya: ....

Kaeya: ...I'm not the main character, sir. I'm sorry.

Varka: That's right. You're better, Kaeya.

Kaeya, sobbing: Fuck it, let's go, sir

[vyvilha]

this is a love story! a little stp redraw

[ramunnae]

hm.

[razorblade180]

The more I think about it, the more I realize Varka taking half of Mondstadt’s troops without a second thought is pretty valid. Diluc got banned from an entire nation after attempting to fight multiple harbingers and killing tons of fatui. I wouldn’t sweat Mondstadt security either. Varka probably looks at Diluc, Jean, Eula, Kaeya, and Rosaria like his own set of Harbingers. They don’t even have to get along for real. All of them very much like Mondstadt standing.

That’s not even counting Lisa or Albedo. That’s seven people with no business being as strong as they are.

[arialcrow]

the anemo archon, everybody

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