#velvette popsicle

[thestrawberrypimp]

Y'ALL I AM SCREAMING, HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS

THEY GOT POPSICLED???

[byebyeiwannadie]

Stay cold with the vees popsicles

[katmint-doodles]

I present to you, the Veets.

[gloriousmonsters]

speaking of the vees i cannot stop thinking about this shot

both because it's visually delightful, and because there's just something so adorable about Velvette stating 'I'm the backbone of the Vees' and rather than being something more overtly 'badass' her background is a collage of mostly 'check out how cute and cool my boyfriends think I am'

[zap-applez]

popsicles

I always knew velvette looked like one but I didn’t expect the other two

[average-submas-enthusiast]

Wait a minute

so I was re-watching Hazbin Hotel, and I noticed something in the background during Episode 3.

So we all know Respectless, absolute fire song, and all. But specifically at the part where Velvette says they're the back bone of the Vee's there is a bunch of pictures that pop up in the background.

But if you zoom into the top right...

I think I find the fact that literal Overlords of HELL get knock-off Spongebob Popsicles way too funny.

[sowheresmyroom]

Vox's propensity to laugh when he's nervous

The poster in Val's room of himself that says "to my biggest fan. Me." (In which he's posing with both of the "sexy" guns)

Velvette and Vox both using 'fossil' as an insult.

Velvette keeping Vox and Val's messages on hand for her song to reference

Vox and Val pinching each other's cheeks condescendingly

And the baby talk voice Vox makes when doing so

Velvette giving Vox kissies through the phone

Val making moth squeaking sounds

Vox preventing Val from going and causing a scene, only to go and cause a scene (and broadcast it)

The stupid popsicles shaped like their faces

[pareris]

I have not seen anyone talking about these. GUYS. THEY HAVE VOXSICLES.

And can we please talk about how smart their whole marketing and PR strategy is? From the whole "trust us" thing that Vox was doing in episode 2 and the buzzword jibber jabber that Vox does to the reporters and now this.

You're not going to feel threatened by the faces on your popsicles. They are adorable.

Val and Velvette look especially harmless and I think that's one of the ways they trap souls into their control. Vox is exploitative without a doubt but as of episode 4, it doesn't seem he works closely with staff (he's mostly working administratively, being the frontman for the Vees, doing ads, etc things you can do on your own). On the other hand, Valentino and Velvette have to work with other sinners (Valentino needs sex workers and Velvette needs models). In that case, it makes total sense to have those two look cutesy and benign.

[extremereader]

HAZBIN HOTEL SWAP AU

Vaggie:

Still a fallen angel, only she was found by Carmilla instead of Charlie

Like a sister to Clara and Odette

Created the hotel to prove to herself that bad people can change

Charlie:

Distant from her dad, trying to get her mom to come back

Devoted to her girlfriend’s cause

Friends with Clara and Odette

Regularly goes out to fend off the angels during the exterminations

Angel Dust the Sex Spider:

Overlord of Porn

Killed Valentino

Still owns Fat Nuggets

Owns the souls of Cherri and Rose

Kind of an asshole

Has a soft spot for his sister Molly

Loves popsicles and lasagna

Speaks fluent Italian

HOW DID I FORGET HIS SINSTAGRAM RIVALRY WITH VELVETTE

Alastor Hartfelt:

Owned by Vox

Has a bit of a drinking problem

Sometimes makes his mom’s food if he particularly misses her

His favorite is jambalaya

Was almost an Overlord until Angel unknowingly threw a wrench in his plans

Did not go on his Overlord-killing spree

Owns a kitty named Static who looks like “cursed cat Alastor”

Plays the piano, trumpet, trombone, and saxophone

@luckycloverforducks

And heeeeere it is!

Updates weekly! Feel free to ask me any questions you might have!

[belladonazeppole]

Catvideo/Voxhusk Incorrect Quotes

Vox, about Valentino: You’re not jealous, are you?

Husk, offend: No!

Vox: Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.

+++

Vox: Husk is playing hard to get.

Vox: Little did he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

+++

Vox: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Husk: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Vox: Yes.

Husk: I'd sleep.

+++

Velvette: And now for a gay update with Vox and Husk.

Vox: Getting gayer.

Velvette: Thank you, Vox.

+++

Valentino: So what time does the judgmental express arrive?

Vox, happy: Husk gets here at noon.

+++

Vox: I am such an idiot.

[long pause]

Husk: If you’re waiting for me to disagree, it’s gonna be a long night.

+++

Valentino: Why does Vox keep you around?

Husk, bored: Because the alternative would be developing a conscience of his own.

+++

Vox, throws a chicken nugget at Husk’s window: Why don’t you like me?

Husk, opens window: Can you throw another?

+++

Vox: You read my diary?

Husk: At first, I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book. 

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Husk, amused: You're so dramatic.

Vox:: *A rose between his teeth, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping himself over a piano* I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Husk: *sucking on a popsicle*

Valentino, unimpressed: Pfft, you practicing for when Vox gets here?

Husk, holding eye contact: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*

Valentino: *Concern... but also curious*

[rainyday-deer]

I've got ✨Preorders✨ open!

Pride Gem keychains are back, with some old designs swapped out for new ones! Pentious, Vox, Velvette, Verosika, and Striker have been added, and Angel has an MLM flag variant this year! I gave Verosika 2 flags; Omnisexual, and just for myself, Demisexual. All keychains will be 3 inches (on their widest side), with holo stars, and a rainbow star clasp. They'll be 12 usd a pop!

Popsicle Niss is a redo of one of my first pins! Black nickel, soft enamel.

Mermaid Verosika is a recolor of her halloween pin I did last year, punched up with some summery colors. She'll be hard enamel!

My Etsy can be found here, if you're interested!

[hazsofties]

Hello sinners and winners! While we work on the poll selected prompt, here's another poll for ya! What Summer based headcanons would you like to see?

[pearpap-ponders]

OMG!!! I was rewatching Hazbin Hotel and I noticed that when Velvette was singing with Carmilla and talking about how popular the Vee's were, they even have their own popsicles!! I don't know if anyone had already noticed this, but it's so cute!! So I thought I'd share their popsicles!

[hazbinswappedau]

CHAPTER TWO

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"Charlie! Come, come to me my little duckling!" Lucifer smiled, watching his little girl take her first steps towards him. Lucifer practically beamed, cheering her on as she finally made it to him.

Charlie was holding onto Lucifers arm, giggling in childish joy as she hugged him. Lucifer's eyes sparkled with adoration, wondering to himself how he was so lucky to be blessed with a daughter like her. What did he do to deserve her?

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Memory 1.

"Charlie! Come, come to me my little duckling!" Lucifer smiled, watching his little girl take her first steps towards him. Lucifer practically beamed, cheering her on as she finally made it to him.

Charlie was holding onto Lucifers arm, giggling in childish joy as she hugged him. Lucifer's eyes sparkled with adoration, wondering to himself how he was so lucky to be blessed with a daughter like her. What did he do to deserve her?

"Pa!" Charlie said, grabbing a teddy bear and putting it into Lucifers arms, making him chuckle as he put his forehead against hers.

"Pa is proud of you sweetheart. Very proud." Lucifer cooed, stroking her hair as he picked her up, lifting her into the air and pretending that she was a fairy.

Charlie gasped and squealed with happiness, listening to Lucifer make wind noises. She had the biggest smile on her face that made Lucifers heart explode with love. She was just too cute!

They just kept bonding, playing until Lilith walked in.

Memory end.

Lucifer was thinking about his family again as Adam and Vox argued. But then Molly appeared, snapping him out of it. Flipping her hair back, she walked into the hotel. Molly, the first and original resident, had just finished shooting an adult film and returned from the studio.

Letting out an exhausted sigh, she crashed into the couch, slicking back her untidy, messy hair while she took a long drag of her cigarette. Finishing the cig, Molly tossed it onto the floor carelessly, grinding it into the ground with the heel of her shoe, groaning. Molly had a long day, that was very clear...

Lucifer went up to her, patting her shoulder as he stared at her, concern etched onto his face. He wasn’t ever close to Molly, sure, but he cares about his residents no matter what. That’s what the hotel is for, after all. "Hey there. Had another long shoot, huh?" He said, gently smiling at her.

Molly only looked to the side, responding with: "Yeah.. no biggie though! It ain't like this is some shit I cant fuckin' handle anyw— Wait a sec. Oh my, you didn't tell me you invited some flings of yours over!" Molly suddenly got up, a smirk making its way onto her face as she walked towards Vox.

Vox looked at her with disdain and backed away with every step Molly took. Molly only giggled, covering her mouth as she does so. "Awh, and who are you sweetheart?" Molly purred, trailing a finger down Vox's chest.

Almost instantly, she got teleported 10 feet away, with a spiteful Vox scowling at her.

"Molly! Look, your stupid, but not that stupid. Come on! That’s the literal radio demon!" Lucifer exclaimed, gesturing to Vox with a hand.

"Never heard of him." Molly mumbled, grabbing a popsicle from the minifridge.

Lucifer facepalmed and turned to look at Velvette, who was busy ripping the wallpaper and redecorating the entire hotel. Obviously, Lucifer didn’t appreciate that at all and stormed towards her. Grabbing her by the shoulders, he stopped her from her continuous destruction.

"Stop destroying our hotel! I get its not your style but you dont just walk in here and-"

Velvette harshly kicked him away and snickered, crossing her arms as she looked at him rebelliously. "Oh please love, this place looks worse than a dumpster fire! You, Luci, in desperate needs of an update." Velvette grinned, ignoring the fact he’s glaring at her with a disapproving look.

Lucifer was basically running around back and fourth to scold the Vees.. He is not pleased with what they are doing. At all.

Lucifer pointed at Vox, jabbing his finger into his chest, "Sorry, Vox," Lucifer sarcastically said, practically hissing at him with hate and contempt, "But your servants are ruining my hotel! What in the world are you doing?!"

"Business! Adam accepted my plan, and... well, I’m helping your miserable hotel attract sinners!" Vox stated ever so egotistically, leaning closer to spit those words at him with derision.

Lucifer’s eye twitched ever so slightly and he turned his back on Vox, contemplating what to say without being mean. I mean, who dares to treat him like this? He’s the king of hell! How dare Vox treat him with mockery and lack of respect? Vox should know, Lucifer could snap his fingers and he'd disappear! Hes the ref!

"I... I’m the king of hell, you shithead! And you shouldn’t disrespect m-"

Vox interrupts, humming loudly as if to tell Lucifer he doesnt give two shits. Vox honestly just finds his attempts to gain control of the situation hilarious.

'Stop interrupting me, you tacky piece of-"

"Anyway! Valentino, how about you get to work instead of decorating your shitty shop with dildos!" Vox cheerfully said. Though, everyone could hear his patience wearing thin. Vox's voice got more static-y, more louder and more well, annoyed.

Valentino immediately dropped the dildo he was holding and instead, started organizing his shop. Vox was terrifying when he was pissed off, and Valentino did not want to get killed at the moment. How would he live without his vibrators?! He sniffled, tearing up as he gave the dildo on the floor one last kiss.

Vox's strained expression turned calm and he sat down, watching Velvette demolish the entire hotel and replace it to the Vee's liking. In all honesty, Vox had no intentions of changing the hotel at first, but then immediately realized how fun it would be to rile up the literal king of hell. And guess what? It was absolutely worth it.

Lucifer knew Vox. Lucifer knows its on purpose, and he despises Vox for it. Unfortunately, Adam with his kind, blessed heart wanted to give every sinner a shot. Even the ones who believed the hotel was a laughing stock, even the ones who ridiculed them. It was exasperating to see, naive little Adam get fooled so easily. Like a mouse walking into a mouse trap..

"Uh, so whats the shortie doin'? Why is she fuckin up our hotel?" Molly pointed to Velvette, who was busy still wrecking the hotel.

Obviously, Velvette ignored her as she was too focused on designing the hotel to her taste.

"Oh my god, you pigtailed lady. Could you stop?!" Lucifer yelled, which led to Velvette shouting back that quickly developed into a heated argument.

Molly sighed and shook her head, walking away from the scene. She was too worn out to deal with the newbies. Tossing her coat onto the couch, Molly removed her hair ties from her hair, throwing them onto the ground and went back to her room.

She definitely left a mess, a mess Velvette immediately noticed and started cleaning up. Velvette was sure to cuss out Molly for being so untidy!

~~~~~

Molly tumbled into her room, collasping onto her bed as she closed her eyes. When will her boss let her rest, she thinks as she screams into her pillow, the cushion doing a fantastic job at muffling her frustrated screams as she slams her fist against the bed. Why is her boss like this? How could she have believed her boss's tricks and sold her soul?! Why could she never catch a break?!

Meow

Molly suddenly stopped in her state of anger and turned to look at Keekee, her pet cat. The little kitty walked over to Molly, her tail swaying in excitement. Keekee seemed happy to see Molly! Jumping onto Molly, she started rubbing her face against her arm, purring and meowing at her.

Molly's heart immediately melted and she scoops Keekee into her arms. Nuzzling her, she gently petted Keekee between her ears and smiled.

"Oh Kee, you never know how much ya make my day."

Molly smiled gently, holding Keekee up before bringing her close and nuzzling her nose. Bringing Keekee down onto her chest, Molly pat her head again and held her close.

Maybe Molly's dead life was horrible, but with Keekee by her side? Ehh, maybe not so much...

She just hopes she'll survive this mess, surviving this alongside Keekee. She cant afford to loose Keekee..

~~~~~

Adam watched them bicker nonstop, sighing and walking off to find Lute.

Lute, his bestfriend that fell with him for defending the same thing, always supported him and helped him with all his plans. Adam was extremely thankful he found someone like her. All these thoughts led Adam to get all giddy, smiling ear to ear as he entered her room.

Despite Lute being cold and brutal, she never acted out of line towards Adam. After all, she runs the hotel with him and is his assistant. She was very calm and collected when around Adam.

As Adam entered the room, he noticed Lute was sharpening her swords. She knew he was trying to sneak up on her, so she turned around immediately.

"Nice try sir." She said, her tone indifferent as she lightly tapped his head with her sword.

Adam groaned and pouted, sitting on her bed with a disappointed look. "Your no fun dangertits. And fuckin' watch it! You'll chop my head in half."

"Sometimes I wish I could."

"Fuck you!"

"Oh, and have I informed you that we have a meeting with heaven tomorrow? Well.. you do, actually."

Suddenly the tension in the air got thicker, and Adam seemed baffled by what Lute said. Replaying what Lute said in his head a million times, he finally registered what she said and screamed:

"What?!"

End

Written by mod Shello

[firecrackerhh]

I HAVE THOUGHTS!!!

Ok not really a lot of this is just gonna be quotes I like. With a few sprinklings of original thought mixed in.

S1E1: “Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you!”

Damn Al so fucking savage.

“I like being forced!” “Keep that to yourself Niff.”

“I need a big strong daddy to put me in my place…on the path to redemption!”

“I ain’t no actor, I can’t memorize this shit!”

Uuuuuuh…is Niffty ok?

The angels obviously don’t like that one of their own has been killed…but like…wouldn’t they just…go back to heaven? I was under the impression you couldn’t kill an Angel unless I’m missing something. Tho I guess it’s only fair, if demons can be killed permanently, so can angels.

S1E2: Lmao I would watch a show called “I fucked your sister, so what?”

Ooooh Vox can teleport through electronics.

“Wrist ruffles, what is this, 1750? Burn it like the witches who wore it!”

“Take care of the pissbaby!”

OMG Val is such a pissbaby LMAO!! I see Vox wears the pants in the relationship.

“Killing Alastor is your kink.”

“He wanted me to join his team, I said no and now he’s pissy, that’s the tea!” Yooooo!!

“Not many people have been able to take off this much of me! It must mean a lot to you!” Fucking burns it Lmao.

“Now if you excuse me, I’m off to not have intercourse before marriage!”

Poor Angel.

“If they don’t kill you, go ahead and do it yourself, you miserable failure!” Lmao me internally when people make me angry.

Ok the song was cute ngl.

S1E3: “Oh hello purple female!”

Alastor: ‘says literally anything’ I love him.

Vaggie acting like a lil drill sergeant.

“I like sucking—popsicles you sicko! Get your mind out of the gutter!”

“Sometimes I kill mother bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!” Oh Niffty you sick bitch, no wonder Al keeps you around Lmao.

“YAY PAIN!!!”

I was not expecting her to keep doing it, so Niffty is a masochist, got it.

Zestial kinda hot ngl.

Loved the song! I love Velvette.

Mother!? Wait is Carmilla hellborn?? She has KIDS!?!

“Nothing requires more trust than BDSM baby!” I mean…he’s right.

Vaggie just taking them to a fucking turf war or some shit LMAOOO. I mean, there’s also no trust like between those fighting for a common cause so…it works.

So Carmilla killed that angel…can’t say I blame her.

S1E4 Husk calling out everyone Lmao. “And Niffty? You don’t wanna know what her deal is.”

“What the fuck makes you think you can treat him like that!?”

Oooooh I wanna see Charlie kick Val’s ass so baaaaaad!!! Angel can join in too of course.

So Husk was an overlord before Alastor came along…interesting.

Songs a mood.

Charlie must be protected at all costs, thank Satan she has Vaggie.

Also apparently Charlie hasn’t seen her mom in 7 years? And I think they said Alastor was gone for 7 years?

Ok there’s gotta be a third 7 coming up, it’s gotta mean something right?

Guess I gotta stay tuned.

[sec-heriablangel]

Hellaverse OC: Damien (Bio)

Full Name: Damien "Thorn" Morningstar

Nicknames: Prince of Hell (Title), The Devil's son, Brother (By Charlie, Lucius and Layla), Orphan Devil (By Layla), Dally (by Blitzo, Moxxie, Charlie, Millie and Emily), Hot hell Prince (by Angel Dust), Devil Boy (Self-given), Mama's boy (by Adam), Thorn (by Vox, Alastor, Terrence and Isaac), Thorn Devil (by Vox and Terrence), the son of Morningstar (by Sera), Darling, Hot devil Dearest, Dearest Lover and Sweetheart (by Clive), Young Man, Son, Boy, Spot, Naughty Boy, Naughty Devil Boy, and Little good Prince (By Lucifer), Little fella (By Mammon, Asmodeus and Beelzebub), Sir (By Baron Von Eldritch), Cute Sweetie, Apple Cake (By Lilith), Uncle, Uncle Dally (By Evelyn)

Likes: his pets Hellhound and Blackberry, Drawing, Drinking Pepsi, 7Up, Coca Cola and Mountain Dew, Sleeping, Murder, Smoking, Popsicle, His family (Sometimes), being Lilith's favorite child, flirting with Emily (Formerly), flirting with Clive and Celine, Grilled Cheese, Pranking his father and his younger sister, Playing the black electric guitar, reading mangas, watching romantic and horror movies, singing, dancing, listening to Skillet, Three Days Grace, Escape the Fate, The Used, Linkin Park, The Rasmus and Get Scared, Anime, Mammon's jokes (Formerly), Spending time with Satan, Peacocks, Raven Birds, Rabbits, Ducks (Sometimes), Taunting and Tormenting his father (Sometimes), Manipulating his Imp slaves, Destroying the Church, Killing Priests and Nuns, Abusing Trolls, Pranking his father, Abusing and Terrorizing Saint Peter, his Niece

Dislikes: Redemption (Formerly), his sister Charlie trying to reconnect him, his Imp Slaves, his father (Mostly of time), Valentino, Being disciplined, Being lonely, Getting caught, being called "Mama's boy" by Adam, Polka Music, Valentino, his father's jokes, people who hurt his family, the exterminations, the people who flirt with his parents, people who hurt Clive, Rude people, seeing Charlie in pain and sad, Christians, his parents fighting, being grounded, his father's overprotectiveness, his sister charlie being in danger, Trolls, Church, Being pranked by Charlie, being called out by his father, Anyone infantilizing him, Mammon's Jokes (Currently), Layla being rude and mean to him, Seviathan being rude and mean to him, his Niece being in danger

Species: Nephilim (Half demon and Half angel)

Gender: Male

Age: 22-23 (Biological)

Sexuality: Bisexual and Polyamorous

Status: Alive

Abilities: Vast dark powers, Enhanced healing factor, Poison immunity, Animal manipulation, Psychic powers, Angelic Power, Demonic transformation, Flight, Shapeshifting, Demon Magic, Duplication, Pyrokinesis, Super strength, Teleportation, Shapeshifting horns and tail, Resurrection, Possession, Fire and heat manipulation

Occupation: Prince of Hell, Son of Lilith and Lucifer, Older Brother of Charlie, Antichrist, CEO of Thorn Industries, Businessman, U.S. diplomat, The warrior of Hellbent Squad

Family:

God (Grandfather), Lucifer Morningstar (Father), Archangel Michael (Uncle), Lilith (Mother), Charlie Morningstar (Younger Sister), Layla Thorn (Twin-Sister), Lucius Wagner Morningstar (Older Brother), Evelyn (Niece), Serenity (Sister-in-law; Separated)

Friends:

Clive (Boyfriend; Co-Worker), Terrence (First Partner; Co-Worker), Seviathan Von Eldritch (Frenemy; Co-Worker), Alastor (Frenemy), Arackniss (Co-Worker; Friend), Isaac (Co-Worker), Blitzo (Second Partner), Moxxie (Third Partner), Millie (Close Friend), Loona, Lamont (Co-Worker), Villa, Baxter, Crymini, Fizzarolli, Angel Dust, Vaggie, Husk, Sir Pentious, Glasya (Close Friend), Baron Von Eldritch (Assistant)

Enemies: Vox, Valentino, Velvette, Lute, Adam, Striker, Crimson, Employees of D.H.O.R.K.S, Layla (Sometimes), Lucifer Morningstar (Formerly), Cain (Arch-Rival), Sterling (Arch-Rival), Vadivel, Exorcists, Mammon, Priests (Victims), Nuns (Victims), Christians (Victims), Christopher (Victim), Henroin (Sometimes)

Romantic Interest:

Clive Williams (Boyfriend), Emily (Ex-Girlfriend), Celine (Crush)

Others:

Emily (acquainted), Sera (acquainted; Ex-sister-in-law), Archangels (well-acquainted), Williams Family (acquaintance), Alina (Formerly classmate), The von Eldritch family (acquaintance), Razzle and Dazzle (acquainted), Hellhound (Bodyguard/Pet), Deadly Sins (Mammon (Formerly Idol), Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Leviathan, Satan (Father Figure) and Belphegor (Caretaker), Overlords (acquainted), Chazwick Thurman (Fan; Somtimes), Octavia (Good Friend), Lin (acquainted), Joe (acquainted), Sallie May (acquainted), the Ars Goetia (acquaintance), Abaddon (acquainted), Cyhyraeth (acquainted), Saint Peter (Slave), Belial (acquainted), Lucius (Boss), Molly (acquainted), Niffty (Babysitter), Baelzra (acquainted), Astaroth (acquainted), Seraphiel (acquainted; Ex-father-in-law), Blackberry the raven (Pet)

Weapons: Pistol Gun, Axe, Claws, Spear, Dagger, AKM, Fangs and Baseball Bat

Voiced by: James Arnold Taylor