#vernon texts

[kozukensgf]

i accidentally deleted this inbox but thank god i have the screenshot. i hope things will get better for you anon❤️

bf texts with vernon!

genre: fake texts, one shot, fluff, overworked!yn x idol!vernon

character: chwe hansol

masterlist

part one | part two | part three

[lololololchips]

COULD U DO BFF!VERNON (may or may not he bffs to lovers 🥺)

vernon is so bff to lovers coded ☹️☹️☹️

BUT HERE IT IS ENJOYYYY:)

Vernon Chwe || bff to lovers texts with vernon

genre: fake texts, one shot au, fluff, bff x lovers arc, non!idols

warnings: cursing, fem pronouns, tiny angst, vernon being friendzone in the beginning 😓

[hugs2doie]

Good morninggg

I was scrollinh thru tumblr like morning paper (as you do) til I saw a post? A text au where the members had "i love you" autocorrected to "i hate you" and I thought hey thats funny then i thought i should ask nini for another one

In conclusion can i request for a text au for seventeen where i love you autocorrected to i hate you? If not all members, then just the maknae line please? (gn reader)

seventeen maknae line when their “i love you message” gets autocorrected to “i hate you”

MY HEART FELL RO MY ASS WHNE I READ THE FIRST PART.

I THOUGHT U MEANT THAT MY AUTOCORRECTOR AUTOCORRECTED TO SMTH STUPID I WAS GONNA BURY MYSELD.

but anyways!! i did only the maknae line cause tumblr has a limit of onlt 10 pics 😓

this was so fun to make though so i hopw u like it!!

[hcaeh]

bf ! vernon : random texts to make u smile :p

cws — one suggestive , kms joke , humorous stuff ig !!!

[hanniedream]

orange peel theory with vernon chwe.

[asoftepiloguemylove]

everything i've ever let go of has claw marks on it

Frank Bidart The Third Hour of the Night / Ashe Vernon IT'S A CIRCUS AND WE ALL PAID TO BE HERE / unknown / Rachel Swirsky A Memory of Wind / unknown / unknown / @borzoidaily

[writingmeraki]

3 AM shenanigans ft bf!hiphop unit.

! pairing : svt!hhu x reader,bf! seungcheol x reader, bf!wonwoo x reader, bf!mingyu x reader, bf!vernon x reader.

¡ genre : attempts at humour, very random.

! warnings : cussing, mentions of death ( jokes ).

¡ a/n : this is literally me making this at almost 3 am and posting at 3 am ☝️ these are so random, I just thought of doing this as I am not able to post something in my wips rn so have these instead :D let me know what you think!!! ( if the cropping is wonky, blame t*****)

VOCAL UNIT VER. | PERFORMANCE UNIT VER.

— seungcheol 🙏

— wonwoo 💌

— mingyu 🎀

— vernon ☝️

perm. taglist ( open ! ) : @mansaaay ; @gyuguys

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[dessertgeek]

The Twitter Mari Lwyd sagas (2019)

So way back in 2019, @seananmcguire and @tkingfisher (and also later @kbspangler) got into a whole poetry/rap battle involving the poor Mari Lwyd (played by Seanan) just trying to get some cheese from Ursula's stores. This went on for a few years, and I can't find transcribed sources, only screenshots.

So, with X/Twitter being What It Is, I wanted a text source to exist. CW for food, alcohol, and all the caps, and full credit to the authors. If you want the original source it's here.

Seanan: WE'RE HERE TO SAY PLEASE WON'T YOU GIVE US SOME CHEESE SOME CHEESE AND SOME BRANDY OR PORT. THIS FESTIVE HORSE SKULL HAS BEEN SHOVED ON A POLE SO GRANT ME YOUR FINEST RETORT.

Ursula: BEGONE WITH YOUR POLE (YOU CAN LEAVE THE NEAT SKULL) DEMANDING MY FOOD IS EXTORTION FOR CHEESE IS QUITE DEAR AND WILL BE WORSE NEXT YEAR AND I CAN’T SPARE YOU EVEN A PORTION

Seanan: IF IT'S HEAD FOR A HEAD, I COULD TAKE YOURS INSTEAD, THAT SEEMS LIKE A TRADE THAT'S QUITE FAIR BUT DECAPITATION REQUIRES CONTEMPLATION, I'D RATHER THAT CHEESE OVER THERE.

Ursula: YOU COME ‘ROUND WITH THE BITS OF A HORSE THAT IS QUITS DEMANDING I GIVE YOU MY CHEDDAR BUT HEY, YOU HAVE SAID, AT LEAST IT’S NOT MY HEAD— I’M SUPPOSED TO THINK THIS IS BETTER!?

Seanan: I AM NOT A QUITTER, NO NEED TO BE BITTER, AND I'D TAKE YOUR GOUDA OR BRIE. YOU ASKED FOR MY HEAD, THINKING THAT SINCE I'M DEAD YOU COULD JUST KIDNAP PIECES OF ME. I HAVE INFINITE TIME AND THE PATIENCE TO RHYME AND I'LL STAND HERE LIMITLESSLY.

Ursula: AND WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT ON NOT-QUITE-LONGEST-NIGHT TO MAKE FREE WITH OTHER PEOPLE’S CHEESES? YOU THINK ‘COS YOU SHOW WITH A WEIRD SKULL IN TOW IT CAN ASK FOR WHATEVER IT PLEASES?

Seanan: THAT'S JUST WHAT I THINK, GIVE ME CHEESE, GIVE ME DRINK, AND I'LL NO MORE CAST DARK ON YOUR DOOR. I'M NO TINSEL OR TREE, I'M CELEBRATORY OF SURVIVAL ON HEATH AND IN MOOR.

Ursula: THERE’S NO HEATH AND NO MOOR BETWEEN HERE AND THE SHORE I COULD MAYBE GET YOU A BOG IN LIEU OF MY BRIE WHICH I’M HOARDING FOR ME WHAT IF—LOOK, SEANAN! A FROG!

Seanan: THAT WAS JUST DIRTY POOL, AND YOU KNOW THERE'S NO RULE THAT SAYS I CAN'T LEAVE AND COME BACK. NOW THERE'S MUD ON MY SHOES I WON'T LET YOU REFUSE THIS FESTIVE DIGESTIVE ATTACK.

Ursula: ALL’S FAIR, SO THEY SAY WHEN CHEESE IS IN PLAY ALTHOUGH I ADMIT TO DECEPTION WHILE YOU CHASED A FROG I SCARFED THAT CHEESE LOG AT PERSONAL COST TO DIGESTION

Seanan: THEN I'LL COME FOR YOUR BOOZE I'M NOT LONGING TO LOSE, AND THIS IS THE HOLIDAY SEASON. I'LL STAND HERE AND SING AS THE MORRIS BELLS RING AND YOUR GUTS CONTEMPLATE CHOOSING TREASON.

Ursula: I’VE NO BRANDY NOR GIN THE SCOTCH STORES ARE THIN BUT OF A SOLUTION I’M THINKIN’ THIS HOUSE’S LIBATION AGAVE’S CREATION WILL NEVERTHELESS GET YOU STINKIN’ IF IT’S BOOZE THAT YOU’RE FOR BONE HORSE FROM THE MOOR IT’S TEQUILA THAT WE WILL BE DRINKIN’

Seanan: WE'LL GET HAMMERED LIKE BOARDS WHEN THE LIQUOR GETS POURED, THEY'LL ASSEMBLE US LIKE WE'RE IKEA. THERE ARE WORSE THINGS TO DO THAN START DRINKING WITH YOU. I'M SO HAPPY THAT I CAME TO SEE YA.

Ursula: I LOVE EVERY ENTITY IN THIS BAR *falls down*

[mangocustard16]

SEVENTEEN TEXTING YOU "WHAT POSITION Y'ALL IN?" (maknaeline)

pairing: maknaeline!seventeen x fem!reader genre: established relationship, smau warnings: petnames, mentions of sex(and positions), suggestive language ;) minors pls don't interact, minors who interact will be blocked !!

hyung line

@kflixnet @k-films@k-labels no tags cuz this is not sfw 💀

pls reblog if you liked !!

[ilovehimyourhonour]

random text with bf! svt (hip hop unit) .

choi seungcheol x reader . vernon chwe x reader . jeon wonwoo x reader . kim mingyu x reader . (all separate) . reader is called pet names (baby , babe , beautiful cherry blossom , etc.)

seventeen masterlist

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seungcheol

vernon

wonwoo

mingyu

[madewithangst]

SEVENTEEN + Y/N reacts to BEST ALBUM '17 IS RIGHT HERE' photos

aka me reacting to their photoshoot lol

PAIRING: seventeen (ot13) x f!reader GENRE: text imagine, crack and a little nsfw WARNINGS: a few swear words and cheesy terms of endearment NOTES: these are for pure entertainment only, the author has NOTHING against seventeen members

Sorted from Maknae to Hyung

LMAO i hope you can't tell who I'm thirsting for here lol

[kozukensgf]

Hiiii can you please do another bf text with Vernon? I LOVE THEM SMMM🫶🏼🗣️🤭

Thank you in advance<3333

SURE I CAN LOVEEE<3 WELKIE i hope you enjoy this!!

bf texts with vernon!

genre: smau, one shot, crack, fake texts

character: chwe hansol

masterlist

part one | part two | part three

[lololololchips]

Can you do bf!texts for Vernon??

i love vernon so much hes literally my bestie (REAL)

anywaayyss here you go:)

Vernon Chwe || boyfriend texts with vernon!

genre: one!shot texts, smau, fluff, idol!bf x non!idol gf

warnings: fem pronouns, cursing, angst (?), nsfw mentions (last slide)

[hugs2doie]

heyy can u do vernon bf text? thank u <3

sure !!

random vernon bf texts !

pairing: bf!vernon x gn!reader

genre: fluff/comedy

warnings: mentions of eating

reqs r open

[spamgyu]

US IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE // Vernon

vernon is the type to see two candy wrappers on the floor and send it to his gf saying "us in another universe" all bc his gf sent him one tiktok of frogs next to each other saying "us in another universe" and he thought it was funny so now every time he sees two identical things next to each other he does the same.

[cheolism]

『 take a pic! 』

✧ svt!maknae line x reader ✧ summary: text messages of u asking ur boyfie for a pic<3 ✧ warnings: pls ignore the times!! food mention ✧note: if anyone has any ideas (but not requests, as i cannot promise i can get to it) for texts shoot it into my inbox!! <3 hyung line ver here

tag list: @coffeestay @tinkerbell460 @hyneyedfiz @wonuhour @sweet-like-caramel @immabecreepin

rest of the maknae line below <3