GIVE THEM TOO ME GIVE THEM TOO ME GIVE THEM TOO ME GIVE THEM TOO ME!!!!!!
(Who. If the teachers mingle. Who hates each other?
Like who's tossing hands?
all the teachers gather around and absolutely gang up on Warren and do not let up on him like they beat the snot out of him
after that though, I could probably imagine Tony and Colin start fighting it probably starts off as just a verbal disagreement and then escalates to them smashing cups and chairs over each other
the healthy band just stand on guard the whole time with forks, spoons, etc and attack anyone who comes near (Spinach also might bite them)
Shrignold and Lamp immediately just run off to a corner together but they will end up fighting each other sooner or later
Coffin probably just stands in the corner and observes though they would definitely defend themselves if someone tried to attack them
Transport man dies before anyone even tries to fight him
and the remaining teachers are probably used as human shields
and Lily and Todney just get to sit in the corner and play with Lego’s or something
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So I was thinking, what does Other Bill do when he gets (semi-forcefully sent) back to his universe, what happens? How are the Pines holding up? Does he take out his anger on them? What happens to Other Dipper? Does Other Bill take his anger out on him cause "hey, that's got the same face as the bastard who got me sent back here"? Or does that dubious honour go to Ford because he helped send original Bill back?
Other Bill is going to be sulking and licking his metaphorical (and a lot of very literal) wounds for a while, so any fury isn't going to be immediate! Plus, Other Ford got confirmation that some of his wards against Bill work pretty effectively, so they have a layer of protection! Combine those facts, and it's gonna while before any bloody frustrations can be thrown on them. Also, there's a chance Other Bill goes and tries to bother someone else in a sort of sour grapes attitude.
However. I do think it'd be funny for Other Bill to inevitably come storming back to take some of his frustration on those Pines, and for Other Ford and Other Dipper to sort-of tentatively try and reach our Bill for a little backup. Send an immortal being of infinite energy to kick the ass of an immortal being of infinite energy kinda thing.
Mostly because I don't think Bill's going to pick up the interdimensional call. That task would fall to the other occupant of the Fearmid's master bedroom.
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Runi is an orphan who is extremely quiet all her life.
She is a human child who barely talks and finds it hard to connect to everyone around her. However, her whole life changes the moment a man named Samuel Barn officially adopts her into his family.
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"I hate that I love you," high kiran
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Sorrow flashed in her eyes, even as her lips curled up into a cruel smile. It wasn't the first time they'd fought, and fought each other viciously. They were at a terrible impasse, The pair of them were both too stubborn to back down--and Titanus wasn't present to force the two of them to ceasefire and be reasonable (or present a separate target for them to have at).
"I am but my father's daughter, after all. No mother to raise me on sweet words and dress me in silks. Only a cruel Warlord who raised me on knives and black plate." She retorted, tossing her hair and levelling him with a glare. She was flashing her fangs at him while she spoke on purpose, a unspoken threat that she would bite if cornered.Even if his blood was as hot as the fire he could conjure, she healed quickly and it would be worth the temporary satisfaction--until the red of her anger cleared and guilt set in for reacting how she had.
"If you wanted someone who would be meek and demure, mindful of both your father and your bad habits, you should look to a human court for companionship, convince your father to let you take a human bride. There's enough stories of Gods spiriting away mortals away, whats one more for you to be the character of? Here we have claws, and we use them as we see fit. Judge me from a human perspective all you like, but you cannot turn a predator into a herbivore simply because you dislike their diet or their fangs."
"If you cannot love one for all that they are, and must instead soften them for your own comfort; then you do not deserve them. You may not pick and choose what parts of me that are palatable to you, I've had enough of en telling me what to do and how to be. I'll not have you file my fangs for your comfort, Kiran."
Sonja turned on her heel, striding out of the room quickly. The fire in the hearth crackled loudly in the sudden silence, punctuating the quickened angry steps she took. She was angry, and she planned to go to the training fields to work off her rage.
She was limited by her station more than Kiran would ever understand, the politics of her home and court were too delicate to simply crash through like a bull in a china shop.
Kiran could simply go after what he wanted, consequences be damned. Save a few limitations, his father granted him free reign. Sonja, was watched. She had to be cunning, she had to be careful. She had to make it seem like it had been Viktor's idea all along, lest she play her hand too clearly.
The betrothal had been designed to clip both their wings, and a insurance policy for each of their fathers to have leverage upon the other. She never expected to actually come to care for Kiran as she had, and that was what made his words hurt her all the deeper.
I hate that I love you.
Too often she had heard those words, they cut deeper than she would ever voice aloud. So she'd reacted, trying to hurt him back in turn.
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