remember when bella was playfully like "’something I should know’? what lol, are you not a virgin?" and edward went on to confess that he murdered dozens of men. SO unserious can you imagine how quickly the vibes in that room shifted. I know she felt so fucking awkward for saying that
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I just watched the entire Twilight series for the first time and, not to be dramatic, but I will never forgive the internet for convincing me Edward doesn’t care about Bella. That man was pathetically obsessed with her; he did not take a minute to try and die the second he thought she was dead. Man was prepared to swear off sex with his wife because he thought he hurt her. He is a boy loser.
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I don’t know why it didn’t occur to me until just now that despite our fandom wondering about why the Cullen kids, who look way too old, and would be way too bored, and way too thirsty, were written to attend high school, and the general Doylist agreement that this was to make the series YA and keep a 17-year-old protagonist, this actually has a perfectly in-canon explanation.
Carlisle works nights. Twipires canonically really enjoy sex. If the kids are all in school, guess who’re always gone when he gets home? 😘
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does Edward know where the clit is? I feel he would ask Carlisle to write him out of SEX ED
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Febris Amatoria: Chapter 1 - Official Post
Heyo everyone! I've finally commenced my Kinktober journey! It's my first go at any sort of month-long challenge, but I think it'll be quite a bit of fun! Also, I really liked the idea of this being one fic with an underlying thread, theme, and/or plot that ties back into the Winter Light Verse... so yes, this entire fic is set within Apricity's world ^_^
That said, you don't need to know anything about canon, Apricity, or the Winter Light Verse to follow this fic - it can stand on its own!
In addition, the specific kink prompts can be found in the chapter titles and I will be listing them below in the fic info, as I go along ^_^
Title: Febris Amatoria [Kinktober in Apricity/the Winter Light Verse]
Chapter: Gold Beginnings [Chapter 1]
Kink/Prompt: Loss of Virginity [Day 1 of Kinktober 2023]
Fandoms: Life and Death, Twilight
Ship: Carlisle Cullen/Beau Swan
Rating: Explicit
Category: M/M
Word Count: 600 words
Summary: The evolution of Beau's and Carlisle's relationship and intimacy over time, captured through a series of erotic moments.
Notes: As mentioned, this fic is totally fandom/verse-blind friendly! Also, going forward, I will list the chapters, kinks, and links, below:
Chapter 1: Gold Beginnings - Loss of Virginity
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