#vizzie actually speaks

[vizziefizzie]

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So, this is a 16-page comic (my apologies). This one centers around X during the events of X6 (pre reunion with Zero). Alia notices that he's been really struggling with the loss of his partner and trying to juggle that with fighting another war.

This is sort of a way to release some of my frustration with the game and how I wish it could have handled things with X's growing depression and ptsd.

Also, X and Zero's relationship here can be read as either romantic or platonic. It's purely up to interpretation! However, this comic also has a heavy focus on Alia trying her best to comfort X.

Also, just a few warnings: X cries. A lot. But, he also gets hugged a lot! X has survivor's guilt and his thoughts reflect that, so uh, if you're bothered by that, keep scrolling. One last thing: canon-typical robot gore… if you could handle X5's ending, you can handle this too.

This took me ages to make… and there were a lot of road blocks in the way. I appreciate any feedback (yes, I'm aware of the fluctuation in quality, my apologies, things have been hard for me.)

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[ewanmitchellcrumbs]

Let's spread some positivity! Tag some of your fellow content creators here and let them know why they are absolutely amazing!❤️

This is a really sweet idea. I'm going to put my list below a cut, because it will be long.

@em-writes-stuff-sometimes - honestly, Em's fan fiction is better than actual published books I've read. You should be doing this professionally, bub, not publishing it for free for us morons on Tumblr. I'm forever amazed that someone with your brain wants to pal around with an idiot like me.

@valeskafics - your tenacity and the sheer volume with which you are able to write will never cease to amaze me. You're a powerhouse, Babybel. You don't have a masterlist, you have a fucking library, it's incredible.

@barbiedragon - your modern Daemon has me in a chokehold. You're also one of the few writers flying the flag for Vizzy 3 and I gobble up everything you write for him like I'm a shark and you've put chum in the water. Can't wait for Kinktober to see what you create!

The rest of this list is just ordered by date of when I followed the person, and expresses no particular favourtism:

@flowerpotmage - not quite so active in fandom anymore, but they're one of the few writers giving gender neutral readers some much needed representation, and their Aemond and Daemon fics are amazing.

@paintb0x - an amazing artist - some of the best I have seen for Ewan and his characters.

@sapphire-writes - I love Jo's modern AUs and her ability to put my heart through the wringer!

@timetravelingpenguin1066 - Eli is one of the sweetest people I've ever met. An incredible gif maker and a great fic writer.

@aemondx - Sili's gifs are wonderful and the kindness she dedicates to this fandom by making icons and headers for people is admirable.

@alicentive - Killy's gifs are insane and I love that she writes for the characters that don't get as much attention from fandom.

@marthawrites - Midnight Passages, you will always be famous.

@exitpursuedbyavulcan - Studious, my beloved. UPDATE WHEN? (sorry)

@targaryenrealnessdarling - I would die for Liz. She's not just an insanely talented writer, but an all round amazing person too, she makes this fandom a much nicer place to be.

@st-eve-barnes - Eve is out here giving the Aegon girlies the content they desperately need. I love her Aemond fics too!

@bottlesandbarricades - one of the funniest fuckers I've ever had the pleasure of speaking too. Only has one fic, but it's a banger, and her edits are unmatched. I will never get over space buns Aemond.

@toms-cherry-trees - more content for Peaky Blinders than HotD, but the Aemond fic is gold.

@just-some-random-blogger - a Daemon girlie, we love to see it! If entertaining reblogs were an Olympic sport then Hani is taking home the gold. Her fics are bonkers, and I love them.

@humanpurposes - Gee's writing is top notch, some of the best Aemond fics I've ever read.

@assortedseaglass - Hilde is one of my favourite writers. Ever. She could write instructions on how to put together IKEA furniture and I'd eat it up, she's that good.

@oneeyedvisenya - another of my favourite Aemond writers. Education is one of my top five fics of all time. So well written.

@lya-dustin - the speed with which Juli produces chapters is mindblowing. All Is Bliss is a great series.

I can only tag 20 accounts at a time, so I shall continue this in a reblog. I wasn't lying in previous ask, when I said my appreciation post would be phonebook sized.

[a0random0gal]

Guuys i'm back! And with the finest team black arguments in town! Today our contestant is:

"Alicent is an evil bitch for trying to expose Rhaenyra's sons as bastards, she could have gotten them killed!"

This one is surprisingly popular amongst the blacks, but unsurprisingly dumb. And I'll say why:

First things first, can someone explain to me the reason behind everyone's belief that the strong boys would be killed for this? They are just kids, who took no part in Rhaenyra's lies regarding their legitimacy. The poor children actually believed they were Laenor's sons! (Well except Jace but whatever.)

The real culprits in this mess are their parents, who willingly had them while being fully aware that if exposed on their bs they would be punished. The boys wouldn't be harmed at all, the worst thing that would happen to them would be losing the Velaryon family name, becoming Waters, and getting kicked off the line of succession.

Sucks for them but definitely better that a sword in the neck.

Speaking of their parents. Nyra would have to be disinherited for attempting to put her baseborns on the throne, cheating on her spouse and generally bringing so much shame to the royal family.

Sucks for her too, but you know, reap what you sow girl. You knew the risks.

The one who would actually face serious consequences would be Harwin, for sleeping with the princess and all. Normally he would probably have to be executed, but not before being given the chance to take the black, which he would definitely pick.

So yeah, sucks for you sure, but you keep your head, your dick, and only lose your inheritance. Lmao on second thought this would be a better alternative for him, Larys wouldn't have to kill him to inherit, and he'd be freezing his ass on the wall instead of burning it in Harrenhall.

Happy ending for Lord Strong.

And with that said Alicent would not be causing the deaths of innocent kids and would be able to secure the future reign of her son, so why exactly would that make her an evil selfish bitch? When has trying to avoid your children's inevitable execution at the hands of their half sister been a bad thing?

Team black only really wants Ali to bend over and die, just so that their feminist queen can take over lol. They unironically demand a woman to give up all her agency for someone else, how progressive of them.

Funny how I made this long ass post explaining how Nyra would have to face the consequences of her actions for once in her life but obviously this would only happen in an au where Vizzy was an actual competent king who didn't just live to give his "only child" all that she asks him to.

In our timeline he would just keep denying their bastardry and cutting tongues of all who disagree. And if it became impossible for him to deny reality anymore, he would immediately pardon Nyra and Harwin and legitimize the Strongs, then promptly pretend that nothing happened. It would be infuriating, but also hilariously bad ngl.

[puffballlofdoom]

On (show) Helaena, Aemond and Alys.

Yes, yet again, I am wondering about how underrated the show Helaena is. At least 2 of her prophecies turned out to be true (personally, I believe her remark about desire to be just a keen observation rather than another riddle) , but her kin do not seen to take her seriously anyway. The book Aemond, however, used to believe in Alys' visions. I'd wager the Prince might have been fascinated with his lover's vaguely supernatural powers. Here, I'd like to ask why the hell the show Aemond ignores Helaena's clairvoyance even after he indeed lost his eye the night he claimed Vhagar and, in addition, called "an eye for a dragon" a freakin EXCHANGE? Wonder whether in se2, Aeddie would start to reckon with what his sister has to say? Admittingly in se1, we never had the opportunity to see them talking, but from how the siblings were acting in each other's presence, I gather they were pretty dear to one another (Aemond seemed protective about his sister, he was clearly one of the very few people whose touch Helaena tolerated, and we could even assume he used to spend more time with Jaehearys and Jaeheara than theur bio dad did). So, finding out about Hel's gift (or curse) might have been relatively easy for Aemond. Especially given he studied history and could have been familiar with the story of Daenys the Dreamer.

I want to make it clear- I am not into dumbass ship wars. Personally, I consider the above mentioned phenomenon childish and wouldn't want to spoil anyone's fun just because they indulge in creating the crackiest ships ever. Here, I must admit I would have never come up with the idea of helaemond. But for lovely Tumblr/Twitter and AO3 communities, I would insist on Aemond embracing the role of the Man of the House , since the terminally ill Vizzy was bed-bound and unconscious, Aegon- busy , well, being Aegon, and Otto was the Greens' maternal grandfather and did not bear the Targaryen name. In this scenario, Aemond simply tried to be a worthy scion of Old Valyria, perfect son , great warrior , well -educated price and also... A proper father figure for his irresponsible brother's son. Or maybe the teenager was a tad like the show Samwel, and simply had a soft spot for young kids? In addition, Aemond might have come up with the idea he needed to protect Aegon's wife, for he could have noticed the good-for-nothing , always drunk crown prince used to dishonor and neglect Helaena? Let alone the fact he was no warrior? Frankly speaking, taking up responsibility for Hel's safety would mean Aemond actually embraced one of (stereo)typical, husbandy duties! I'll be deeply satisfied if se2 confirms Aemond and Helaena love each other as siblings, all the "Targaryen Things" aside. I think I enjoy this idea more than the scenario in which Aemond dumps his depressed sister-girlfriend and goes for the new war bride. Speaking of Aemond's war bride... I'd like to stress it that the show Helaena seems to have much in common with the book Alys. It's such a pity they would probably never interact 😭! A fanfic, in which Aemond sends a raven to Hel, asks her to take Jaeheara and Maleor , mount Dreamfyre and come to Harrenhall to meet her new sister could really be a thing!

[disgruntled-prince]

Vizzie was eager to come find Leona after hearing what happened, a shit-eating grin on her face as she leans on the doorframe of his room.-

"Aw hey kitty. Heard about that truth potion incident. Which means..."

She pauses for dramatic effect and walks to his bed, pulling out all her homework, and more.

"You're going to go over all the answers for the homework you missed in Trein's class, and then confirm the answers I wrote down for Crewel's worksheets are right. I convinced Trein that as long as I have a recording of you giving the answers to his stuff he'll accept it."

She grins more.

"Dont even think about magicing this stuff away. You know I've always got a back up."

(- @twistedwonderlandshenanigans )

He groans and tries to hide his his face in a pillow so he doesn't actually have to speak. It works for only a moment before he breaks away and says,"Like hell I want to spend my time doing all of that boring work! I just want to take a nap in peace!."

[icarusignite]

Hey author ✍️, can you please make a Daeron Targaryen x Reader Velaryon?

Uncle x reader

The reader is the only daughter of Rhaenyra and Leanor. But the reader's real father is actually Daemon Targaryen. (the reader knows that daemon is her father)

Rhaenyra loves her daughter more than anything And that's what King viserys and daemon also do. Viserys loves his granddaughter so much, she always reminds him of his late wife Aemma and his daughter Rhaenyra.They have a very strong bond.

The reader is younger than Jace but older than Luce. The reader is like a role model for Luce He admires his big sister!

Maybe the reader and Daeron could see each other again at a festival that is given for the return for Daeron (who was sent to serve as a cupbearer and squire to Lord Ormund Hightower, his mother Alicent's cousin, in Oldtown) . The reader and their family were invited to this festival and that's why they travel from Dragonstone to King’s landing.

But the festival is also there to find possible wives for daeron, because he is at the right age to get married. The families with the possible wives for dearon are presented in the hall, where all people are

Every woman hopes that he chooses her because… you know….. it means he is very good-looking and the most popular of his brothers. (I know he wasn't in the series yet so we could just imagine what he looks like.... I would just like to read something with him)

Just then when another woman is introduced, the one man who announces the people speaks up and then Rhaenyra, Daemon, the reader and the siblings of the reader comes in. so a cool appearance you know 😉( like the Velaryons in the series)!!!

And daeron, of course, turned his eyes directly to his dear niece.

The reader and Daeron got along well in their childhood, but this has worsened since the incident with Aemond.

So Enemy's to lovers would just be cool.

(I know they are younger in history but maybe they could be older.

Jace and Daeron = 18

reader= 17

Lucerys= 16)

(The reader is very beautiful and maybe she could be the only Targaryen/Velaryon who still has purple eyes, so the people always looking at her and her eyes. She is special ;)

I hope you like the idea and it inspired you to write something. Sorry for my English, if there are any mistakes, I'm sorry.

Maybe you could say if you write it or not because I'm so excited (like always😅)

Finally finished writing.

Your reader 🫶

Oooh slayyy I love this idea. It means I can pretend the dance of dragons never happened and all my babies get to live happily ever after. Long live Vizzy T.

I'll write this sometime in May cuz I have exams till the end of April. Thank u for your requests, they're always awesome 🫶🫶 I'll tag you when it's done.

[thedeadthree]

1, 3, 5, 15, A and B for Iovanna & Daemon 🥺

MARII ty ty for the ask of my babies 🔮✨😖 i at LAST finally worked out the essentials for them and their babies so i was like..... i gotta yell about them u know? without further ado here's them <3

SHIP QUESTIONS: PARENTING (x)

1. Who do the kids enjoy playing with the most?

so the nature of iovanna and daemon as parents to baelor and calla was..... interesting ajsnjka. interestingly enough, he had mused for the longest time that he wished he had met her before valerion (her late husband and the supposed father of baelor and calla) had? that he had thought (and maybe its him projecting kasmksj) as they had prior rendezvous in the past, that maybe that they were his? and ur hunch was right daemy bc..... yea jskjank. and with THAT out of the way and without further ado! it wasn’t to say that he didn’t spend time with them bc boy howdy he did <3 (especially following the passing of valerian u know?) baelor didn’t spend much time outside of Starfall with preparations to be sword of the morning and all, but he spent enjoyed playing with his mother iovanna the most growing up but loved to spar with daemy as he got older! calla was a royal daddys girl and enjoyed spending time on dragon back, racing and learning to fly and the like! when she and iovanna would visit him and in pentos she adored hearing his stories and seeing who could fly the circumference of pentos the fastest <3

visenaera has a different take and a less complicated tune! with no what ifs there was no question who was her parentage u know? and as she was born post dance as her and daemon are free to live their happy ending as they've wanted since 104 ac <3 she preferred them both! now living in essos, like what daemy did with calla, iovanna LOVED to race with vizzy on dragonback around places in essos! baelor and calla would join in part when they had down time from being lord of starfall/sword of the morning for bae and lady of winterfell for calla <3! she was all the best qualities of them both (they all are who are we kidding kasmjk) and adored sparring with her father and hearing his stories of his younger years! (and hearing his fairytale romance with vanna ✨😖) he even gifted her dark sister when she grew up to become sword of the morning!

3. Who does the baby follow around more?

baelor followed around his mommas iovanna the most often..! (he kept his distance with his father while at dragonstone as he became uncannily like daemy and he wished not to cause any questions to be raised that would question the honor of his mother u know? calla was not far behind daemy whenever she visited pentos or he visited her in norvos! best girl dad ever daemy taking his daughter out for joyrides with their dragons....... sobbing! actually, BOTH of his daughters bc though he was dragon-less post dance he'd take to horseback, and vizzy would take to her dragon and they would take rides around as he did with calla :'). and speaking of vizzy! she followed them both! iovanna and daemy were inseparable post-dance u know? and so if it was in cities or on her and iovanna and daemy on dragonback and horseback, she enjoyed shadowing them both <3

5. Who’s constantly up checking on the baby in the middle of the night (even when the baby is sound asleep)? 

i would say daemon? when baelor was little, it was usually valerion who handled checking on him! and daemy would give his best friend and the love of his life iovanna time to rest and would handle checking on him when he visited! daemy took the parental role for calla as valerion passed a bit before(?) she was born (i haven't worked that part out yet asknkxj) and would check on her when he visited her in starfall or kingslanding! iovanna was a for sure night owl and while raising vizzy when she was awake at odd hours, she would insist to check on her every once in a while? daemon would insist insist he should :) of course in equal parts both endeared and like "if you insist" jasmkj she would let him check on vizzy <3

15. Who is better at comforting the kids when they’re scared?

THAT DELETED SCENE AFTER L*AENAS PASSINGG DAEMY COMFORTING HIS DAUGHTERS? that SOLD MEEE that he was the one to have a PhD in comforting the loved ones when scared u know? but it isn't to say that iovanna wasn't the best, she was often up to her shoulders in her work as she was a spymaster for two kingdoms (starfall and westeros at one point until post-dance!) so she was not the most available to be right? she would feel guilty about it but relieved that daemy (and rhaenys and corlys! and maekar when he was around! rhaenyra as well! iovannas babies were so loved AHH.)

a. Who do they think their child takes after? In what ways do they remind them of each other?

baelor is like....... there are aspects of his father in mannerisms, personality, tactics in combat and his features (the squared jaw? the athletic built-ish build and TALL, the silvery-blonde and violet eyes but iovanna has violet eyes and valerion had the silvery hair and violet eyes as well so in the period before they realized they assumed he took after valerion jsnakjnxd). Calla and Vizzy are MIRROR IMAGES OF IOVANNA..... the haunting violet eyes and the resting easiness/nonchalance in their demeanor are what was most resemblant of her? though for all three the hair was a dead giveaway resemblance to daemy <3. but vizzy has a near similar almost mirroring smile as her dad! equal parts both smug and at times intimidating if you're at the sharp end of dark sister or dawn! and the easiness and nonchalance of vanna! though all three couldn't hold a candle to calla who had the air about her that eases the hearts and minds of many like iovanna <3

b. What was their first night as new parents like?

iovanna was luuuucky to have so many loved ones and friends that could aid her in caretaking for both baelor and calla...... as she may have a PhD in spymastering, is the mistress of mists, and one of the most read that would rival a maester in how much she knows..... baby girl was like ????? parenting? SHE WAS LIKE HELPPP JSANAJKXS. their first night with vizzy iovanna had advice and knowledge from the best (her parents and her loved ones!) and her own trials and tribulations and thus had a better grasp of things! she also had more time to devote herself then no longer swamped to her ears! she was still the mistress of whispers in starfall but now that she had ample time....! she had a TIME......! and yet it was strangely exciting? she loved every moment <3 daemon has been super-dad from the BEGINNING which she has been eternally grateful for! they get their happy ever after at last with their babies <3

[talkingharrystyles]

🌌 The suspicions that were used to discredit my photo, now apply that to discredit hers, as well.

All of the deflection via press is to compensate for him not doing the simplest action that will settle doubts.

ANYONE can purchase, or already own WHATEVER item(s) that Harry has been PUBLICLY seen with, and stage a narrative of their own.

Answers are simple. Lies, however, are complicated to deliberately drown you from seeing the truth.

Anchor yourselves to that, and you’ll persevere through this.

For those attending, enjoy your shows.

For others and attendees, focus on more important things.

There is and has been so much more to life than this stunt.

If you feel overwhelmed with panic, DM the bloggers.

If they are trustworthy, and have the reliable sources that they claim to have, they will be able to clearly explain the truth of the situation without ambiguous responses, “Believe what you want to believe about that”, “interpret that as you will”, or employ any other form of gaslighting to discourage you from testing their credibility.

It’s okay to ask questions pertaining to Holivia. It is a PUBLIC relationship, after all.

It’s not okay, however, to start asking/discussing/insinuating serious, intimate matters that are kept from the public’s eye (sexuality rumors, revealing addresses of places one is staying at, etc).

If one truly valued Harry’s privacy, as they claim, then they wouldn’t venture into that arena by either encouraging the discussions, or, even, by subtly confirming through implications or insinuations.

To the PR bloggers, whose pages I have visited and to those whom I haven’t, but are credible with the evidence to support their claims made, continue to speak what IS true and not what YOU want to be true.

I don’t know how credible this Vizzy’s account is, if there is evidence and facts (not speculations, personally driven posts, or grainy pictures) to support a claim made, then, it’s acceptable to read their posts.

For severe allegations that might be made again, unless the individual making this claim can provide the testimonies, verifications, detailed evidence, and an clear explanation as to how NDAS were broken for someone to divulge that specific information to the them, without fear of legal consequences, it’s best not to take it truthfully.

I don’t like Brock- you all know that.

However, it is a compromise of one’s moral integrity to make a serious claim against her just out of spite, to credit oneself as an “expert”, or to reinforce her poor behavior.

Let her actions speak for themselves.

It was enough convince many of you of who she is.

Let it be enough to convince those who actually care about what is morally right.

Making false claims, just to be seen as a pillar of privy information, is LEGAL grounds for defamation/slander.

Which Brock will, undoubtedly, enact to strengthen her victimhood narrative to the public.

There are consequences to every action one makes. Do be cautious of making serious claims (assault of any kind) here, and/or on any other SM platform that has the potential to land you in legal waters.

Your own words can and will be used against you.

In all, stick to the truth.

Rely on the facts and evidence given.

Disengage when necessary.

And ENJOY LIFE again.

🌌

[paleclementine]

I have so much to update on, but for now, I'll just sum it up with a short list:

I painted pottery with Anthony and it was so awesome. I get my mug back soon, painted like a starry forest.

I was invited to hang with my roommates in the living room so I did. I had three vizzies (which Jimena made me venmo her for). I am now on speaking terms with all of them.

I went to Bryndies babyshower hungover and direly needing to poop (alcohol related). I had to stop at the gas station on the way to do so and it made me late. The shower was cute and I feel bad for Bryndie. I don't think she actually wants the baby.

Went to Aunt Margeret's, picked up Nana for thrifting and mall shopping and dinner and a Walmart trip. It was good. We had a grown up conversation about my mom and dad and impending divorce. It was nice to have an honest conversation without judgement (from Hailey).

falling so very behind on assignments :(

I hit 125 (124.6) on the scale so now I'm starting an eating disorder.

I talked in my sleep two nights ago calling for kitties and asking someone what the fuck they wanted my money for.

[vizziefizzie]

Sona ref!!!

Also hi im getting my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow 💀

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

EPILOGUE SEVEN

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Jizzohn lizzooks up ta see Roze wav'n at hizzay whizzle ballin' out tha hatch of a troll cruisa aww nah. John tries ta smile at wanna be gangsta, biznut all he ciznan muster be a weird, queizzle expression. Roze L-to-tha-izzooks glad ta see hizzy anyway. Shizze drops ta tha grizzle whizzle the modizzle cruisa comizzles in fizzle a land'n, follizzle out, regrettably, by hustla homie, Vriska.

Shit. I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier. J-to-tha-izzohn fizzy up ta gizzy thizzle, mizzore quickly thizzle he wizzy ordinizzle 'n a situation where he wizzay try'n ta divert his frizzle’s n bitch tizzle daughta’s attentions away from a couple mak'n out 'n a bush. He dips forwizzle like he’s going 'n ta hug Vriska (ta ha apparent surprize, dizzle ta his histizzle cizzle lizzle of desire fo` any physical contact ta be mizzade bizzle thizzay), but instead uzes his momentizzle ta spin ha all tha way around so that ha back is fac'n tha curze' shrubbery 'n tha dizzle.

VIZZY: Recognize the realness. Whizzle! Hey, Old Man.

JIZZOHN: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome. hizzay vriska, hey roze. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. funky ass to sizzay you biznoth!

ROZE: John, I—

John n Roze appear equally surprize' themselves W-H-to-tha-izzen Vriska hauls him 'n ta seal tha dizzay witta crush'n hug of own.

JIZZOHN: H-to-tha-izzaha. G-to-tha-izzeez! hi vrizziska!

VRIZZAY: Hi John!

JOHN: dis be bootylicious. jizzy bootylicious style. hey, why D-to-tha-izzon’t we just go bitch hizzere ta rap, fizzay like. no reason at all so you betta run? ha ha.

ROZE: O... kay? If tizzy what yizzou wizzant.

JOHN: oh Y-to-tha-izzeah, it’s tha th'n i want M-to-tha-izzost. tha view on tha otha S-to-tha-izzide of dis ship be just... AMAZING. trust me.

Roze cocks an eyebrow at him. Behind ha, tha bush releazes a stranglizzle, lusty H-to-tha-izzonk.

ROZE: Was that fo' real...

ROZE: Nevermind.

ROZE: Boo-Yaa! Vriska, why dizzon’t yizzay go n hizzle yo' homeboi wit tha deplizzles?

VRISKA: UGH. I can’t 8elieve I have ta Actually Listizzle ta yizzy now T-H-to-tha-izzat we’re At War.

ROZE: Rizzay alizzle now, dizzle.

Thankfully, Vriska hizzay ha motha’s cizzle n heezees back ta tha cruisa. Roze tries to G-L-to-tha-izzance back toward tha source of tha suspicious hiznonk, but John pulls ha behind tha ship, beyond audible range of tha activity tak'n plizzay 'n tha offensive B-to-tha-izzush.

On dis side of tha rappa, trizzay be depart'n tha hizzold 'n singlizzle efficiency wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. T-H-to-tha-izzey’re all decked out 'n full Alternian military garb. It’s tha coo', Tron-look'n stizzle wit tha luminescent cord'n that matches they blizzay cizzles. Roze be wear'n it too, J-to-tha-izzohn notizzles, 'n black n fucka. He gives crazy ass a concerned L-to-tha-izzook up and down, then holds out hizzis hands, palms up.

JOHN: so... i guess dis wizzay be really happen'n ya feelin' me?

ROZE n we out! Yes.

ROZE and my money on my mind: I understand that you don’t wizzle ta be involved, n I rizzle yo' decisizzle. Howeva, I wanted ta speak wit you before we left.

JOHN: oh, thanks. Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. i actually appreciate that a lizzle.

JIZZLE: i think i would have been prettizzle bummed if yizzy wizzay off to yo' potential doom without say'n goodbye in tha dogg pound.

JOHN: nizzay that i T-H-to-tha-izzink 'bout it, thizzay hizzay dis all startizzle, isn’t it?

JOHN: you W-to-tha-izzere so sick that it looked like you wizzle dy'n, n i was 'bout ta lizzy on a perilizzles missizzle.

JOHN: Snoop du jour ! bizzle now, here we be.

JOHN: it’s almost like upside yo head...

JIZNOHN: tha circle of stupizzle be complete so jus' chill?

Roze lizzy. Keep the party I'm steady rappin.

ROZE: Don’t be ridicizzles Jiznohn. Nuttin be complete.

ROZE: Tru do. There be no true perpetratin' or sippin' 'n dis scenario style.

JOHN: ha ha with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. yeah, right. coz dis be real lizzife, rizzay?

JOHN: i gizzay rhymin' narrative relevance into a bizzay of dumb n totizzle random events be kizzind of lame n childish.

ROZE: No, that isn’t W-H-to-tha-izzat I meant at all.

ROZE: By all means, apply a narrative ta our lizzles. Up until a certain point, it would have B-to-tha-izzeen perfectly accurate ta do so.

ROZE: But not anymore.

JIZZOHN now pass: coz fo all my homies in the pen... it’s nizzy canon, right straight from long beach?

ROZE: Do you rememba wizzy I told you yizzle ago? 'bout tha thrizzee pillars of canon fo' sho'?

JOHN so bow down to the bow wow! um.

Jizzle strokizzles his chizzin n thinks very hizzay on dis. Maybe too long, coz Roze sizzay n tizzle tha bridge of hiznis spectacles.

ROZE: “No” be a perfectly valid homeboi ta thizzay question, John.

JOHN: i just dizzidn’t want ta mizzle it lizzle lizzy i don’t pizzay attention ta yo' wordy philosophical babble!

ROZE: I philosophically babble rather a lot, or at least I uze' ta.

ROZE: It would be unfizzle of me ta expizzle you ta retain nearly three decades of oblique technical jargon regard'n tha metaphysics of tha reality 'n which we inhizzle like this and like that and like this and uh.

JIZZY fo yo bitch ass: wizzle, we’ve knizzown each otha a lizzong time so jus' chill.

ROZE: Yes, we have.

ROZE: Well.

ROZE: It wiznould be M-to-tha-izzore accurate ta say thizzay we both have and haven’t known each otha a long T-to-tha-izzime. Death row 187 4 life.

ROZE: As I explained to yizzy on thizzle morn'n sizzle years ago, tizzy be thrizzle critical features of canon: essentiality, relevance, and trizzay so i can get on.

JOHN: yeah.

ROZE: We have B-to-tha-izzeen untetherizzle from tha moor'n of “truth” fo` sizzome time now.

ROZE: So whiznile we, 'n our subjective experiences of conscious perception, feel 'n this moment that we have known each otha fo` a very long time, technically it’s not true at all. Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

Contemplat'n tha vastness of tizzy statement makes John fizzle suddenlizzle vizzle small and siznad. He shizzuts his eyizzles n runs a hizzle through his H-to-tha-izzair.

JOHN: oh mah gizzy, roze. it’s too earlizzle 'n tha dizzay for dis.

ROZE: I agree. Hollaz to the East Side.

ROZE dogg: N besides, that’s not what I wished ta sizzy ta you 'bout.

ROZE: John.

ROZE: Look at me.

Roze wraps bitch narrow hizzy arizzle John’s arms n P-to-tha-izzulls him gently toward ha, better recognize. He cracks his eyes open ta see ha fiznace glimmer'n in tha late morn'n sun aww nah. Ha eyes are glossizzle n bright 'n tha gleam'n lizzay.

ROZE: I want to thank you.

JIZZAY: fo`... fo` what?

JOHN: didn’t i F-to-tha-izzuck everyth'n up by not a-lackin` ta fight lord english?

JIZNOHN: it’s mah fault we’re all slackin' in dis meanizzles hizzay world whizzere evizzles vaguely out of they minds, n we’re all 'bout ta go ta war bitch... saggin' drug dealas from tha whipp'n crizneam camps sho nuff!

ROZE: Oh, whateva. One, two three and to tha four.

ROZE: Tha war be J-to-tha-izzust as irrelevant as everyth'n else that’s happenizzle hizzere 'n tha lizzle decizzle n a half.

ROZE: At least witta cizzle, we H-to-tha-izzave sum-m sum-m ta DO.

ROZE if you gots a paper stack: Sum-m sum-m ta strive for n against. Sum-m sum-m ta believe 'n. Put ya fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.

ROZE: I’m thankful fizzay that. But more thizzle anyth'n, John, I’m thankful that I gots a C-H-to-tha-izzance ta be stoked.

ROZE fo my bling bling: I crazy ass...

Roze pauzes meaningfully, as if tha realization be fall'n into plizzle as she sez it.

ROZE: I neva tizzy I would actuallizzle git ta be stoked.

JOHN: roze... you weren’t stoked bizzle?

JIZZAY: when you marry kanaya? I'm a fuckin 2-time felon. before yizzou gots sick? when we were all togetha in tha hood?

Roze shakes ha heezee dogg. Shizzay brizzles past John, out toward tha opizzle field, away from tha brew'n battle. Tha lizzy be so flat that it rizzles out ta mizzay tha horizon uninterrupted fiznor miles and miles. Roze be a pizzale F-L-to-tha-izzame agizzle tha brillizzle haze of a perfizzle Earth C mornizzle.

Jizzy doesn’t follow gangsta ha cuz I'm fresh out the pen. He lets bitch compoze hizzle privately wit back ta him. Shizne clizzay ha hands 'n frizzle of ha n raizes ha heezee ta look at tha perfectly blue sky wit its perfizzle sun n its pizzle clouds, unmarred by tha dark storm brew'n on tha planet bizzle.

ROZE: 'n Complacency of th—

She corrects herself.

ROZE: 'n tha silly wizard story I wrote when I wiznas a cizzy,

ROZE: Tha realm most comparable to heaven existed 'n a state of subliminal conditionality, dependent on tha inscience of tha individual experienc'n it.

ROZE fo' real: W-H-to-tha-izzich be ta sizzy that it would ceaze ta exist tha moment you realize' whizzle it wiznas.

ROZE: N so, thoze wit knowledge C-to-tha-izzould neva truly be stoked with the S-N-double-O-P.

Jizzy looks at hizzle hands. Tha sizname hands thiznat H-to-tha-izzeld H-A-Double-Rizzy Anderson when he wizzy a baby fo gettin on. Tha same hizzay that tore up Terezi’s photizzle just a few hours ago. Tha same hands thiznat rememba a-lackin` Roze on ha sizzle sixteen yiznears ago, n tha slackin' thizzay awokizzle with that spendin' hittin that booty: a subharmonic symphony that cizzay only be hizzeard 'n tha bones. All th'n that remain “triznue” ta hiznim. Knowledge of what cizname before his choice, n then afta. shut up. There be th'n thiznat he can’t forget. That he wiznon’t forget. Be dis tha reason he’s fizzle like dis fo` so mizzle yizzy?

ROZE: But thizzay isn’t me anymizzle.

ROZE: I be blind against thizne veil of dis world.

ROZE: It’s all ambrosia ta me.

ROZE: I dizzon’t care if it’s not true. I cizzle even less if it’s not canon. Put ya fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.

ROZE: I have a beaizzle wife who I lizzove more than I thiznought possible, n a daughta who I be immeasurably proud of.

ROZE: It can all be senseless, ephemerizzle noise that dissolves 'n tha viznoid. A whispa swept up by tha wizzay before it’s uttered.

ROZE: I’m stizzay grateful ta have felt this wizzle.

ROSE: So, John...

Rose turns arizzle, smil'n. Tha smizzile be cizzy n honizzle ya dig? Ha eyizzles be perfectly clear. There be no otha word thizzle could possibly do justice to ha expression. Shizzle looks stoked.

ROZE: Thank you. Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect.

Shizne comes forward ta gizzle him a kiss on thizne chizzle. John wraps hizzay arms around poser gangstaz, pulls ha into a T-to-tha-izzight hiznug, n breathes 'n tha S-C-to-tha-izzent of hair so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. Whateva tha truth of tha playa be, she still fizzy tangible n rizneal ta hizzim and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow. What does it mizzean ta be real, anyway? Put ya fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.

Around them, tha first wave of bizzay start ta go off. Im crazy, you can't phase me. Brizzle pinpricks of light n dark thiznat flash n flizname out, leav'n a nanosecond of absolute, dead silizzle 'n their wake cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map.

John’s when they pizzle. T-H-to-tha-izzey’re enveloped 'n a cloud of sizzy n dirt so tizzy that thizzle can barely see each otha. Despite whizzay Roze said 'bout there bein no ends or beginn'n fo` them anymore, it feels very finizzle fo yo bitch ass. N 'n that mizzle, he thinks he understands. Finality wiznas alwizzles up ta hizzay dogg.

He finally decides ta allizzle it. You gotta check dis shit out yo.

> ==>

[metazensae]

Anyway I have a Vizzy plague lock in fic I wanna write and/or draw and it’s pretty much how they fall in love. I’m throwing canon mostly to the wind here in terms of MC’s actual past, but I think it will give a better view of how I actually see Valerius ^^

Which is so emotionally constipated out of complete fear - can’t allow anyone to spot a weakness whatsoever so it’s better to die to yourself and your emotions than feel or process a single one of them.

Izzy is also a tsundere but is extremely empathetic. They can sense the pulse of emotions buried deep behind 18 locked doors. Try as you might, Valerius, but you can’t hide micro expressions from someone who survived off of a childhood of reading them.

Despite their distaste with prescribed rules and the stuffy etiquette of the elite, they find themself falling into a familiar dance once again.

They and Valerius speak the same language. It’s completely silent, spoken in small gestures and symbols, of heavy chairs turned ever so gradually over time, of fringe tossed by light forbidden footfalls over Drakran rugs. Of the space between - between words, between encounters, between... them.

It’s absurd. In fact, Izzy ran from their life before to escape this, this ... exact form of oppression, and yet.

They can’t run this time.

The Red Plague has taken the streets.

There is no where to go and nothing to do but have time to play the longest game of all.

Those pulses trapped behind 18 doors? Each of them must be sought out, extracted and refined, ever so delicately, as if a thread of silk.

Is this painstaking endeavor worth it, Izzy, who cares nothing of silk?

[cottontail20]

They remained that way for quite a while, just holding each other, until Wanda spoke again.

"I was so worried that you would be upset.. I suppose I should have known you better."

"Why did you think I would be upset?" Vision frowned.

"Or overwhelmed.. I don't know. This is big, life-changing news, not to mention, again, that it was unexpected and seemingly impossible. Some men might have run away.."

"It is unexpected.. But honestly, all I was thinking about was wondering what I had done to deserve another miracle.."

"Another..?"

"You were the first one."

Wanda blushed at that, snuggling closer into Vision's side as he pressed a kiss to the top of her head.

Natasha peeked back into the room, relieved when she saw the couple's closeness.

"We're all good here then?"

"Noi suntem" Wanda confirmed, smiling softly.

"Good. So.. congrats? I mean, this majorly complicates all our lives, but if you two are happy, then I'm happy for you."

"Thank you, Natasha" Vision chuckled. --

Over the next few days, with help from Natasha, they made plans. Set up a schedule for more regular visits.

Hopefully, Vision said, his increased absence would go relatively unnoticed. Thanks to his power to phase himself to near invisibility, and his human disguise, he was usually able to leave the compound undetected. Tony was the only one who knew when Vision left, and that was only because Vision told him.

Vision promised Wanda, and himself, that he would be there for her, for their boys. Every appointment, he wanted to know.

He didn't want to leave her. Now, more than ever, he didn't wan't to leave her. Circumstances still forced them apart, and the best he could do was draw a promise from Natasha that Wanda would be cared for.

When Vision sent a message asking Laura for books on Pregnancy, Babies, and Parenting, in his next care package, it did not occur to him that Clint might notice this.

Clint did, but it didn't mean much to him at first. Just part of Vision's desire to learn more about humanity.

That was, until he got a video call from Nat, with Wanda wanting to tell him something. --

"You what.. He what.. What?!"

"I'm pregnant, with twins. They're Vision's" Wanda repeated. "We don't know how it happened, but.. Clint, are you alright?"

"You look a little red, Honey" Laura frowned, concerned.

Not her Dad, Clint silently tried to remind herself. You're not her Dad. But..

"I'm going to kill him.. Do you want me to kill him?"

"No!" Wanda cried.

"You're supposed to be on the run, kid!" Clint yelled. "How could he be that stupid?"

"It's not Vision's fault. We didn't know this could happen. Yes, I know, bad time. But.." Wanda's hand drifted to her tummy. "We're happy. There's a lot to work out, but.. we're happy."

"Look at her, Clint" Laura pointed out. "She's already glowing."

Clint's expression softened. Wanda really did look happier. Probably happier than he'd ever seen her.

"Okay then. Congratulations, kid."

"You mean that?"

"I do."

"And you promise you won't hurt Vision?"

"I promise."

"Good" said Wanda with a chuckle, "Because you know how badly that would have gone for you last time if I hadn't been there to save your ass."

They said there goodbyes and disconnected the call.

Laura was looking at her husband with an amused expression.

"I uh, went a little over the top there, didn't I?" Clint blushed.

"A little, yeah."

"I just can't help.. I feel like.."

"Someone defiled your little girl?"

"Yeah.. which is stupid, because she's not mine, or a little girl.."

"You can't help it. You have strong 'Dad' instincts" Laura shrugged. "It's one of the things I love about you.. and I don't think Wanda really minds either."

"We should invite Vision over."

"Clint, you just promised.."

"That I wouldn't hurt him" said Clint, "And I won't. But I do want to talk to him." --

A few days later, Vision arrived at the Barton Farm. He wore his human disguise to prevent any accusations of suspicious activity. Laura was very confused when she first opened the door to find him standing there.

"Uh, Hello..?"

"Hello, Mrs. Barton. It's me, Vision. I am disguised, you see.."

"Oh, of course! Come in.."

Vision dropped his disguise once inside, and almost immediately found a small person barrelling into his legs.

"Hiya, Vizzy!"

"Hello, Nathaniel" Vision chuckled. "You're getting to be quite a big boy now."

"You bring Wanda to play?" His parents had often pointed at Vision and Wanda's picture, sitting among the other Barton Family portraits, and told him how much fun she was.

"Not Today" Vision told him, somewhat sadly. "But one day soon, I hope."

"Vizzy play?"

"Maybe later.." Vision looked up to find Clint waiting for him, a stern expression on his face. "First, I have to speak to your Father." --

Clint sat Vision down in a room filled with many of his old bows, and a large array of arrows. Vision knew this was a move intended to intimidate him, and while it didn't exactly work, since Vision didn't believe that Clint would actually hurt him, he tried to make himself look suitably concerned.

"So.. You know why I asked you here, right?" Clint began.

"I believe so" Vision nodded.

"Wanda doesn't have any other Family.. I feel like I have a responsibility to keep an eye out for her."

"Of course. She is lucky to have you."

"She's pregnant, with your kids."

"She is" Vision couldn't help smiling softly.

"So" Clint continued, "I need to know that you are going to do the right thing by her."

"Well, Clint.. That depends on your definition of the right thing."

"What do you mean? Are you trying to confuse me?"

"Not at all. This is all very new to me, and I have been looking into things myself, as to 'the right thing' for me to do" Vision explained. "In the most traditional sense, many would expect me to Marry Wanda.. I'm not going to do that, at least not yet."

While that wasn't what Clint meant, he had to admit he found himself slightly confused.

"If you love her, why not?"

"I know Wanda" Vision's face grew softer as he thought of her. "As strong as she is, she can be insecure."

"That's true" Clint agreed.

"The strong side of her wouldn't want me to marry her just because she's pregnant" Vision continued. "And the insecure part.. if I asked her now, she would always wonder if I only asked because we are expecting the boys. She would worry that she'd trapped me, and I don't want that. When I ask Wanda to marry me, and I will, one day, I won't leave room for any doubts. I don't want her to think that I am asking for any reason other than that I love her and want to be with her for the rest of my life, however long that might be."

"Okay.." Clint was slightly stunned. "That's fair."

"But if you are simply asking whether I am going to take care of Wanda, the answer is yes, most definitely. I am devoted to Wanda, and our sons. I will take care of them as well as I can under our circumstances. I will try and make sure she has everything she needs. I know our boys are currently the size of raspberries, in two weeks they will be as big as a strawberry.."

"Wow. You really are committed."

"I am."

"Well.. okay." Clint offered Vision his hand. "Just had to know."

"I understand" Vision took Clint's hand and shook it.

"Now get back out there. Nate's been asking to play with you since Laura told him you were coming. It'll be good practice."

Notes:

Translation: Noi suntem: We are.

[stephhannes]

steph’s seltzer showdown 3.0

by now, we all know that i am passionate about seltzer- and i’ve written two blogs reviewing all of the sparkling water i’ve tried. but i realized that the real hot topic is spiked seltzer. 

don’t worry, i’ve definitely got opinions on these. 

when i get tipsy, i send very detailed emails to seltzer companies with extensive reviews on their products, and when i’m sober i go off on rants to my friends when recommending (or talking shit about) a seltzer. here are my definitive thoughts on the seltzers i’ve tried so far:

the journey starts in 2018- i’d just moved to philly and learned what a beer distributor is, my partner and i got into the habit of Having A Drink After Work Every Night, and found ourselves frequenting the warehouse by our apartment. he loved beer, and i’ve never been a fan. so for the very first time, i picked up some spiked seltzers. i’ve always been a vodka soda girl, so it seemed right up my alley. 

speaking of spiked seltzer, the first brand i ever tried was just called Spiked Seltzer (now rebranded as Bon & Viv)

and i was very okay with it. until i tried a different brand- Truly. the difference was astonishing and i recognized two things: i loved spiked seltzer and i absolutely hated Spiked Seltzer. at the time, Truly had better flavor options, but more importantly, it had a cleaner taste, and was lacking the weird sweetness that SS had, with its 4g of sugar in comparison to Truly’s 1g. 

this is how i recognized my rubric for critiquing hard seltzers. 

is it too sweet?

how drinkable is it?

what are the flavor options like, and how consistent are they?

and for fun, what is its ideal drinking scenario?

it wasn’t until a year later that i tried White Claw. she’s like the la croix of spiked seltzers. she is a fan favorite, easily accessible, very mediocre flavor- neither disappointing nor exciting. 2g of sugar is just under the threshold to not be too weirdly sweet. white claws are incredibly drinkable, the flavors are just muted enough to not be overwhelming when drinking a lot consecutively. she’s a go girl, appropriate for any occasion. however, personally, i’d always opt for a truly instead if i’m looking for an easy-to-find standard go-to. but i’ll never turn down a white claw if it’s offered to me. 

the best flavor is easily back cherry, the worst is obviously watermelon. but overall, the quality of the flavors don’t really vary too much, which is expected for such a generic range of flavor profiles. 

then we have what i think might be my all-time favorite brand, Wild Basin. when i moved back to austin, i saw these EVERYWHERE and when i realized how dope their flavor combinations were, i picked up a variety pack. there’s the classic lime flavor, which is nothing to write home about necessarily, but out of every brand’s lime offering, theirs is definitely the best. however, the cucumber peach and melon basil flavors are absolutely STUNNING. this was the first time i’d seen a brand experimenting with combinations in such an exciting way. truly had started offering some more unique options by this point, but they weren’t as great as wild basin. she has everything i look for, 0g of sugar, unique but still versatile flavors, and as a side note, great customer service. as i mentioned earlier, i love to send companies my review, and i sent wild basin my glowing thoughts on their seltzer, and they were quick to respond and send me some merch for being a fan. they sent a few stickers, a fanny pack, a tank top, and a cap which was a super nice thing of them to do. they’re the only brand that’s responded to my fan mail. 

when she’s around, wild basin is my go-to. the gold standard for seltzers. 

they’ve recently released some new flavors which i have not tried yet, but i’m very much looking forward to. 

then i revisited Spiked Seltzer, they eventually rebranded themselves as Bon & Viv and i was hesitant for a very long time to try the new recipe out, because of how much i absolutely abhorred the original recipe. (side note: i think they’ve actually rebranded again as just Bon Viv but i digress) i didn’t want to waste my money on getting an entire variety pack, so i waited until the day i came across a single one i could buy- and i tried the pear elderflower flavor. i love elderflower, and i love pear so i was actually excited about this combo. 

i was surprised that i didn’t hate it. however, i have never thought about or drank another product from them since trying that one flavor. it was a very disappointing experience. the new recipe has less sugar, which i appreciate- and it just tastes better generally. the original was almost intolerable to drink if the seltzer wasn’t ice cold, this one i finished slowly- but still finished.

then the big beer names started pushing out seltzers. i’ve actually only tried the Natty Light seltzer in the catalina lime mixer flavor, and i’ll be honest with you- i didn’t hate it. i definitely would not categorize it as a hard seltzer though. in my tipsy review that i sent to natty light, i specified that it tastes like “a natty light, but for women,” and i stand by that. it would make a good Drink for Floating The River or a nice Drink To Watch Sports With, but i will never pick one up again. 

i haven’t tried the bud light seltzer yet, but i’m sure i’ll have the same feelings. 

i love to support local businesses, so obviously i tried the Eastciders seltzer when it came out in the black cherry flavor. it had everything i look for, not sugary, a good non-chemically flavor. i’ve picked it up a couple of times since trying it, but it’s not one i ever actively seek out. she’s nice to pair with dinner, as an enjoyable seltzer with an unobtrusive but decent flavor. the other flavors they offer are on the exact same level as the black cherry- unobtrusive but decent. 

finally, most recently, i’ve tried Blue Norther, also a local brand, but more disappointing than eastciders. while i would definitely re-purchase eastciders, i can’t say the same for blue norther. they currently offer three flavors, agave lime, wild blackberry and prickly pear. agave lime smells like sunscreen, and tastes like an incredibly generic lime flavor. i’d rank it higher than white claw’s lime, but that’s not saying a lot considering how mediocre white claw’s lime is. i found myself taking an incredibly long time to drink it, which isn’t a good thing because the second it starts to get warm, it becomes almost undrinkable. i almost want to categorize it with the Beer Brands That Make Seltzers because it has the same vibe as natty light’s seltzer. it would make a great River Day drink, but that’s the only time i would choose to drink it. 

the blackberry flavor was also nothing to write home about. it smelled more like artificial blueberry and absolutely does not hold a candle to the wild basin blackberry flavor. the blackberry flavor doesn’t even have the redeeming quality of having a good River Day vibe- it’s just unremarkable. 

for next time:

i have a list of who’s up next: i’m looking to try the rest of the Beer Brand seltzers (corona, bud light, shiner), i’ve also been seeing a lot of advertisements for vizzy, so she’ll be coming up. in addition to continue trying the flavors that wild basin and bon viv have to offer. 

i’m putting this out into the universe: i would love to get my hands on polar seltzer’s hard seltzer. if you remember, polar’s regular seltzer is my one true love, the end-all-be-all to sparkling water in my heart. 

update: putting it out into the universe proved to be beneficial to me- i realized that the total wine by my work sells Arctic Chill so i’ve just picked it up…and she is…literally everything i’ve dreamed of. she is dangerous. she tastes exactly like my all time favorite seltzer, cranberry lime, except with alcohol. i’m scared to try the clementine flavor because i do think i���m going to have war flashbacks to my time in NYC when i would mix clementine with whipped cream flavored vodka (don’t ever buy 6 handles of Wave Vodka let me tell you) but now i am desperate to get my hands on the ginger lime flavor, to compare it to my second all-time favorite seltzer- polar’s ginger lime mule. 

so far, wild basin is definitely my top pick, but you can’t go wrong with arctic chill if it’s being made with polar seltzer.

[deceitful-trickery]

vizzi; IRCBJRX I FORGOT ABT/ THIS-

[jerilynnphoto]

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