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jaydenix · 11 months ago

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W.I.T.C.H Fucking Sucked, change my mind

Oh look, another Winx Club fan who hates W.I.T.C.H, as if the world hasn't seen enough of those

But seriously, I saw absolutely nothing in this show that was really worthwhile. It's very boring and I enjoyed almost none of it. Honestly surprised I was able to finish all 52 episodes but I was very glad to be done in any case.

So like, let's talk about the main cast, the W.I.T.C.H in W.I.T.C.H if you will, and so if you will, let's talk about Will and co. (I am such poetry): Honestly the main five don't feel compelling at all, I take almost no interest in any of them as individuals. All it seems this show is focussed on is showing what they do as Guardians for the most part. Like, we never really see any emotional development with them, how being a Guardian affects their life or the pressure of trying to keep their identities hidden or prevent the bad guys from winning. We don't see of any of that and this just makes them such uninteresting characters. To be honest, they barely even have different personalities. I don't think I can point to a single thing that makes Irma much different from Hay Lin for instance, like they just all feel the same with only minor differences. Cornelia is the one exception as the blonde brat type similar to Stella (Winx) and Sasha (Amphibia), and she's probably my favourite just because of that, but that's not good grounds for a favourite character, it's just winning by default because of low competition.

The episodes also feel very intentionally separated and on their own. I get it's an episodical show but sometimes the characters can be so sporadic it feels like every episode was written by a different person with no synchronisation, characters feel so weirdly different from episode to episode sometimes, and the show regularly has arguments will happen for the dumbest reasons and I just argghh I hate it. This show sucks.

A few other characters that exist: -Blunk is like moderately funny at times -Caleb is... okay I guess he exists -Phobos is an alright villain but he just kinda sits around and waits and doesn't do anything, doesn't really come off as very threatening but there's not too much to hate about him per se -Nerissa is definitely a pretty threatening villain and learning about her backstory and plans and stuff was one of the more fun parts of the show for sure -Most of the characters in the rebellion don't feel very interesting tbh

Also the amount of times this show does stuff like very obviously in public view despite the fact it's still a secret just feels really weird, they've done so much that so many would've spotted them by now it made no sense.

Oh also the opening song is pretty banger I'll give the show that. "WE ARE, WE ARE, WE ARE W.I.T.C.H" it goes so hard

OKAY SPOILER TERRITORY NOW SKIP TO THE END IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE SPOILT:

Now it's time to talk about probably my biggest issue with this show, and that is Elyon, I hate everything about her. In the first half of season 1 we barely see her at all, which is insane because what happens next with her is easily the most important thing to happen at that point in the show. She goes onto join Phobos and it's discovered that she is actually his sister, which I think was pretty obvious throughout most of the first half of season 1. In any case, HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS NEEDED MORE TIME LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. Elyon's departure felt so one-sided and rushed on two major fronts. The first was her grievances over being left out by W.I.T.C.H. This one is annoying because we only see a few instances of this happening, when Elyon was clearly way more important than that in the grand scheme of things, she should've been obviously left out way more and become more frustrated without answers. We see a little bit of this but not enough, like there should've been a lot more moments of W.I.T.C.H (and especially Cornelia) having to cover up why they didn't show up for things or had to leave and she knows they're lying but doesn't know the full story, it's a common trope but it would work. Additionally, being distrustful of her parents, when they appear IN THE SAME EPISODE SHE FUCKS OFF TO MERIDIAN, like we're just expected to accept that? Not like see what they've done to raise her slowly but surely and eventually decide to take matters into her own hands especially when her friends are unreliable but no she instead runs away with the creepy librarian who has gaslit her into distrusting anyone else??? Fuck off, this whole plot of Elyon in the first half of S1 is just so poorly planned, it needed WAY more attention that the show could have afforded if it chose to focus on what was actually important but of course not. And it only gets worse from here.

Elyon after this becomes so obnoxious in the way she speaks and acts. She talks like she's in some fucking play of sorts with this grandiose way of speech and it's so frustrating, and also she acts so annoyingly loyal to the sleazy guy who apparently is her brother with basically no hesitation. I probably wouldn't mind this as much if her departure felt actually justified and fleshed out but of course that's not the world we live in. God I hate Elyon so much.

Otherwise I will say I did not see Caleb being Nerissa's son at all. Nerissa being a former Guardian and trying to recruit her old friends is pretty cool. Also when she kidnaps Matt and transforms him into that guy was a bold move, I like when villains get personal like this it makes them feel very threatening, Nerissa is definitely makes season 2 better for sure, though that doesn't mean it's that good.

The ending of the show was kinda strange with them bringing back Phobos thinking that would go swimmingly and then he gets eaten by his green monster friend and then everything happens it was a very odd ending that I felt extremely neutral on. Like it's just kinda there, what you see is what you get. But I was glad about one thing that this show was over, I didn't want to watch it anymore lol, I didn't really feel excited that the characters overcame something because it just didn't feel like there was anything to care about, I wish this show didn't suck so bad.

END OF SPOILERS

So yeah, this show is not that good, it has some okay moments but most of the show is boring, uneventful, and poorly written. I do know about the comics and I haven't actually read them I've only watched the show, maybe those are better and I know only a small amount of them got adapted for TV. But from what the show gives me, it's not great

I give season 1 like a 4/10 and season 2 like a 5/10 so 4.5/10 is my personal rating for W.I.T.C.H.

I've been very negative about this show but to be totally honest I didn't want to be, I was genuinely excited going in knowing it was similar to Winx Club, hoping to remind me of what made me like that show so much in the first place, but I was quickly hit with the reality this show was just not great, though since then I rewatched Winx Club S1 and I can say I definitely don't like it as much as I did before, Winx S1 had always been my favourite season but pending my rewatch of the others I think there's a good chance that could change. It seems since I last was into Winx I've learnt how media analysis works, I can take that. Anyway, that's my opinion of W.I.T.C.H.

P.S: Pls don't hate me this is just my opinion if you like this show and I know plenty of people do it's totally okay we can all like what we like and dislike what we dislike and I just happen to not like W.I.T.C.H very much OKAY? Have a good day.

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dhcnetwork · 2 years ago

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W.I.T.C.H - The Typhon Saga

Prologue - A year has passed since the battle with Nerissa. With the worlds of Earth, Meridian, Kandrakar, and Zamballa saved from Nerissa's conquer. The Council of Congregation throws an upcoming ceremony a year prior to the events to honor the Guardians and their allies. However, the story does not even here, deep in the roots of Meridian, a new threat has occurred. The Demon Lord Typhon has been born and now searching for dark energy to increase his power level. W.I.T.C.H., Caleb, Elyon, and the Regents of Earth work together to stop this demonic monstrosity.

ACT 1 - The Ceremony

It's another school year at Sheffield Institute where Will Vandom, Irma Lair, Taranee Cook, Cornelia Hale, and Hay Lin begin another school year.

Irma: Ugh, another school year, the same thing every year. I wish the summer didn't end so soon.

Taranee: Actually, I'm glad to be back here. How I missed Sheffield.

Irma: I'm not surprise, Tara.

Will: C'mon Irma, this year should be good. You know there's a new computer class that just opened this year, speaking of the new computer class, it's my first class of the day.

Cornelia: Right on! Me too, Will!

Taranee: Same here, Hay Lin.

Hay Lin: I have that class for the last class of the day.

Irma: I guess you girls are right. Oh no! It's Martin!

Martin: Hi Sweet Muffin!

Cornelia: Hahaha, sweet muffin.

Taranee: Martin just comes up with a new nickname every year for you, huh Irma?

Irma: Ugh can we go now?

Will: Irma is right. We should get going before Ms. Knickerbocker shows up.

Ms. Knickerbocker: I hope you girls better not be late to class, especially you, Ms. Vandom.

Will: Yes Ms. Knickerbocker.

Ms. Knickerbocker: Good now, get to class girls.

Will: Ugh, she never leaves me alone! I'll see you girls later. Let's go Cornelia.

Later that day, with the final bell ringing. The girls meet up at the main entrance.

Hay Lin: Hey Girls, my Grandma just texted me, and she's just told me that tomorrow is the incoming ceremony in Kandrakar.

Taranee: Oh yeah, it's been like over a year since we stopped Nerissa from conquering the veil.

Will: Yeah, time does fly.

Cornelia: We should like go shopping and look good for the ceremony!

Irma: Sorry to break it, Corny, but you know it's in Kandrakar, right? We'll eventually be in our Guardian Forms.

Cornelia: Oh yeah. Thanks a lot Irma.

Irma: Anytime Corny.

Hay Lin: I wonder who's going to be there besides us, the Council of Congregation?

Will: Well, there's Caleb, Elyon, even Matt and the Regents of Earth.

Hay Lin: By the way, Will, I always wanted to ask, but how do you feel now that Matt is the leader of the Regents of Earth with Mr. Huggles and Napoleon?

Will: Well, it's kind of weird, but I'm glad Matt is on our side. If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't have defeated Nerissa.

Taranee: You're right on that Will.

Will: Exactly. But honestly, I'm so looking forward to the ceremony. Well I must get going, I'll see you girls tomorrow.

The next day, the day of the ceremony arrived. At the Silver Dragon basement, with everyone waiting for Will's arrival.

Will: Hey, everyone. Sorry I'm late.

Cornelia: Ugh, we havee been like so ready for the ceremony.

Caleb: Cornelia, just let it go. As long as she here.

Cornelia: Yea, your right Caleb.

Matt: I'm glad you're here. Are you ready for the ceremony?

Will: I so am ready.

Yan Lin: Alright, everyone, I'll guide you all to Kandrakar, Blunk may you do the honors?

Blunk: Blunk, yes. Blunk open rift to Kandrakar.

Blunk opens a rift to Kandrakar. Yan Lin enters the portal. Will, Irma, Taranee, Cornelia, Hay Lin, Caleb, Blunk, Elyon, Matt, Huggles, and Napoleon all enter the portal.

W.I.T.C.H. and their allies guided by Yan Lin thru the main walkway to Kandrakar.

Matt: Wow, this is Kandrakar? This place is absolutely stunning, just like you.

Will: Oh Matt, you're so sweet.

Irma: Ugh get a room you two!

Cornelia punches Irma.

Cornelia: Irma!

Irma: Ugh I was just being sarcastic.

Yan Lin: We are almost there, everyone.

Elyon: Do you guys hear that? I hear people

Hay Lin: Yea me too!

Elyon: Oh this is so exciting!

Yan Lin: Here we are everyone. The entrance to the ceremony.

The doors of the ceremony slowly open, and a bright light shines inside. Thousands of people from Meridian cheering for W.I.T.C.H. and their allies as they walk towards the stage where the Council of Congregation are waiting for them.

Cornelia: Wow, Elyon, you seem to enjoy this.

Elyon: Of course! I have to wave to my people! I'm loving this!

Thomas: <Whistling> That's my girl right there!

Eleanor: We're proud of you Elyon!

Irma: Wow, I never been cheered by so many people in one place.

Hay Lin: This ceremony is totally awesome!

W.I.T.C.H. and their allies stand tall on the stage. The Oracle stands up and greets everyone to the ceremony.

Oracle: Hello everyone, and welcome to the Kandrakar Ceremony. We are here to honor our heroes who have fought so hard to save the Veil from the forces of evil. Luba, please rise and begin handing out the medal to our first recipient.

Luba: Thank you, Oracle. To our first reciptient, the leader of the Meridian Rebellion, Caleb. You were chosen to lead the Rebellion against Phobos and his army. Not only did you succeed at your mission, but you also assisted the guardians against Nerissa's Reign of Terror. So I Luba award you the Platinum Medal for your bravery. Your father would be proud of you. Thank you Rebel Leader.

Caleb is looking at his father, Julian. He gives a proud face to Caleb. The crowd cheers for Caleb on being awarded the Platinum Medal.

Luba: Now the next recipients, the Regents of Earth. Matt and Mr. Huggles, you two were once under Nerissa's spell, have broken it and turned against her, and aided the Guardians in their battles. Plus, with the Heart of Earth now gaining full control of your powers. You three have fought for the good and saved both Meridian and Kandrakar. I Luba award you three the Ruby Medal. Thank you for fighting on what's right.

The Crowd cheers on the Regents of Earth for being awarded the Ruby Medal. Matt looks at Will and gives her a wink. Will looks at Matt proudly and sheds a tear.

Luba: Halinor, please rise up and announce the next set of recipients.

Halinor: Thank you, Luba. For the next recipient, Queen Elyon. You have helped both the Rebellion and the Guardians save the worlds of Earth and Meridian, also defeating Phobos and protecting Meridian against evil. To thank you for your efforts, I Halinor award you the Sapphire Medal. Your people should be proud of having a strong queen on protecting their world.

The Crowd cheers heavily for Elyon on receiving the Sapphire Medal.

Halinor: To the next recipient, to the passling by the name of Blunk, you may not be a warrior, but you have aided the Rebellion, the Guardians and Queen Elyon on knowing your enemies plan and never thought a Passling would become a hero. I Halinor reward you the Emerald Medal.

Blunk: Ah Blunk never been rewarded. Blunk very grateful!

The Crowd cheers for Blunk on being awarded the Emerald Medal.

Blunk's Mother: Momma proud of Blunky.

Halinor: Oracle, please rise and hand out the final set of medals to our final recipients.

Oracle: Thank you, Halinor. Now our final recipients. The Guardians that call themselves W.I.T.C.H. You 5 young ladies were selected to become the Guardians of the Veil. You have saved so many lives and made some sacrifices. I am truly proud of you, ladies. You had made me proud. To show my appreciation, I the Oracle award Will Vandom, Irma Lair, Taranee Cook, Cornelia Hale, and Hay Lin the Diamond Medal. You ladies have earned it.

The Crowd heavily cheers for W.I.T.C.H. on being awarded Diamond Medals. Yan Lin is looking directly at Hay Lin with a proud face along with a tear, being extremely proud of her granddaughter Hay Lin.

Oracle: Now everyone, please give another applause to our heroes!

The Crowd cheers for the heroes. W.I.T.C.H. and their allies congratulate each other.

Oracle: Alright, everyone, please walk through the rifts which leaf back to Meridian as we celebrate!

The Crowd enters the rifts, which leads to Meridian in the Town Square where the Celebration is held. It's a dusk night at Meridian, a celebration is held, a feast, music, dancing and a large fire going on to celebrate.

At the fire pit where Will is nearby. Matt approaches Will.

Matt: Would you join me for this dance my lady?

Will: Of course, I thought you would never ask.

Will gets up and begin dancing with Matt.

Matt: Will, I just wanted to say how much you mean a lot to me. You never gave up on me, and thanks for saving me numerous times. You're very important to me Will.

Will: Oh Matt! You're so sweet. You're important to me as well.

Matt and Will kiss each other.

Meanwhile, at the tables. Irma and Taranee enjoying the feast.

Irma: Wow, this Meridian food is absolutely delicious!

Taranee: I agree, Irma. This is way better than the cafeteria food at Sheffield.

Napoleon: We're enjoying this delicious food too right Huggles?

Mr. Huggles shakes his head yes while eating.

Back at the Fire Pit. Caleb and Julian having a father and son conversation.

Julian: Caleb, my son, I want to say how proud I am for you. You have done so much, and look at you. You're a hero now, and I couldn't ask for a better son.

Caleb: Thank you, father. I couldn't have done it if it wasn't for you to train me when I was younger. I appreciate you father.

Julian: Anytime, my son.

Cornelia walks to Caleb.

Julian: Son, looks like your lady wants to dance with you. Now go. That's an order.

Caleb: Yes sir.

Caleb takes Cornelia and begins dancing.

Cornelia: It looks like your father is very proud of you.

Caleb: Yes he is.

Cornelia: I'm also proud of you too. Now kiss me.

Caleb and Cornelia kiss while dancing. Meanwhile, at the Waterfront, Hay Lin looks at the lake with the bright moon looking over.

Yan Lin: My Hay Lin. Are you having fun?

Hay Lin: Hi Grandma, Yes I am. I'm just enjoying the view.

Yan Lin: I see, this quite a view.

Both Hay Lin and Yan Lin enjoy the view of the lake with the bright moon in front of them.

Yan Lin: I'm so proud of you, my dear. You achieved more than I had as a guardian. You have done so much. I couldn't ask for a better granddaughter.

Hay Lin: Thank you, Grandma. That means a lot to me. I couldn't ask for a better grandmother as well.

Hay Lin and Yan Lin enjoy their view together. Meanwhile, back at the Fire Pit. Elyon is sitting near the fire.

Cornelia: Hey Elyon.

Elyon: Hi Cornelia, I see you have been enjoying dancing with Caleb.

Cornelia: Uh huh, Caleb is such a gentleman.

Elyon: Hehe, I bet. Cornelia, I want to say thanks for not giving up on me despite not listening and harming you. I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you.

Cornelia: Elyon, I knew you for a long time. You're my best friend, even when I have to make some sacrifices to get to you. Our friendship means a lot to me and you know it, Elyon.

Elyon: Thanks Cornelia.

Will, Irma, Taranee, and Hay Lin join Cornelia and Elyon at the Fire Pit.

Will: And you're our best friend as well Elyon.

Elyon: Really girls?

Will: Of course.

Irma: Heck yeah!

Taranee: You know it.

Hay Lin: Absolutely!

Elyon: Thank you, girls, it means a lot to me.

Will: Anytime Elyon.

Hay Lin: Look! The Firework show is about to begin. To the waterfront!

Irma: Last one there is a rotton tomato!

Will, Irma, Taranee, Cornelia, Hay Lin, and Elyon run towards the waterfront to enjoy the fireworks show. The fireworks start blowing up in the Meridian sky. The celebration continues throughout the night.

The story does not end here.

ACT 2 - The Rise of Typhon

Deep in the roots of Meridian, a gathering of dark energy mix together. The ground is shaking, causing an earthquake. Something is rising up from the ground up. The unknown figure wakes up.

Typhon: Ah yes I have risen. I feel so good. Ahh yes I sense dark energy around this world. I must get more dark energy to become even stronger and powerful! Hahahaha!

The Demon Lord Typhon has risen and begins his search for dark energy. He follows the direction of the dark energy towards Infinite City, where all the imprisoned villains are kept. Typhon begins walking to the Infinite City.

Meanwhile, back at Sheffield Institute. It's the end of the school day.

Hay Lin: Hey Girls. We should head over to the Silver Dragon right now.

Will: What's the occasion, Hay Lin?

Hay Lin: Well, my Grandma wants us to meet an old friend of hers. What you girls say?

Will: I can't, I'm going out to dinner tonight with my mom and Mr. Collins. I believe Italian.

Cornelia: I can't either since my parents are going out tonight and I have to watch my bratty sister Lilian.

Taranee: I want to, but I have so much homework to do, especially after having too much time at the ceremony. Sorry, Hay Lin.

Irma: Hay Hay, you know I would go, but I promised my dad to go on a patrol ride along with him. Sorry, girl.

Hay Lin: Alright. Guess I'll see you girls later.

Hay Lin walks her way back home to the Silver Dragon.

Hay Lin: Hi Grandma.

Yan Lin: My dear Hay Lin. Where are your friends?

Hay Lin: They couldn't come Grandma. They have their own plans.

Yan Lin: That's alright. Hay Lin, please meet my good friend Huang.

Huang: Ah, you must be Yan Lin's granddaughter. I see you have the same beautiful looks like your grandmother.

Yan Lin: Ah, you're too sweet, Huang.

Hay Lin: What brings you to Heatherfield Huang?

Huang: Just visiting and seeing some old friends and family members. Also I have gifts.

Hay Lin: Oh Huang, that's nice of you but you don't have to do that.

Huang: Please, let me show you.

Huang pulls his suitcase and opens it, showing 5 bracelets.

Hay Lin: Ooo They are so pretty. What are they?

Yan Lin: These are the Mystic Bangles. Special bracelets that contain a special power, a power that no one has ever gained or possessed.

Hay Lin: This one has my elemental symbol. Was this the reason why you want me to bring my friends here?

Yan Lin: Yes my dear.

Hay Lin: Wait a minute? How does he know that I'm a Guardian?

Yan Lin: Because he knew I was a Guardian. He'll keep it to himself.

Huang: Please take them.

Hay Lin: I will. I'll give the girls these bracelets. But I have a question Grandma,

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