#was he just like ohohoho time to be an asshole to some kid

[hecksupremechips]

The sad thing about Shoko being so awful to Mizuki is that it happened long before Saito was in Shokos body like. That was all her

[rosiesramblings]

Would You Still Love Me?

Hey friends! Here's a quick Robin and Steve fic, with a bit of Eddie sprinkled in because I have no self control. This scenario popped into my head and I thought it was funny. Let me know what you think!

WC: 1.1k

Fandom: Stranger Things (no spoilers, i don't think), ler!Steve and lee!Robin

TW: I mention pregnancy once? It makes sense I promise. No one is actually pregnant. Also, there is a joint bc Eddie's got to make some money somehow.

“Steve…” Robin’s voice trembles. Steve looks up from the beer he’s slowly nursing by the side of his pool. Eddie and Nancy pause their heated conversation - something about the merits (or lack thereof) of higher education, Steve thinks, but he stopped paying attention ten minutes ago. Eddie’s hands flex when he’s making a point, and that has been sufficiently distracting for the past few minutes.

He lifts his feet from the water and turns to face Robin. Her eyes are glassy, and Steve is suddenly brought back to a different conversation, on the floor of a grimy mall bathroom. He swallows, brows furrowing in that adorably concerned way of his, and he says, “What's up, Robin?”

“I… There’s something I wanted to ask you,” Robin says, not quite looking in his eyes. Nancy and Eddie very pointedly go back to their debate, voices rising a little to avoid eavesdropping.

“Okay…” Steve says slowly, getting up all the way and plopping down next to Robin where she’s spread out a towel. “Is it something… bad?”

“I don’t know,” Robin whispers, playing with the threads on the edge of her towel.

Steve grabs her hand in both of his, rubbing his thumbs over her fingers soothingly. “Whatever it is, I’m sure we can figure it out.”

“Yeah… yeah you’re right,” Robin breathes out.

Steve braces himself for - he doesn’t know what, really, as the only thing he can think of is that Robin might be pregnant, which is absurd because a) she’s gay, and b) if she had sex with someone, he would definitely have been informed. He shakes that thought off and wills himself to keep a neutral face, despite the anxiety he’s feeling.

“It’s just… I was wondering…” Robin takes a deep breath. “Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

“Would I - what?” Steve asks, desperately confused. “I don’t even - what?”

There’s a solid five seconds before Robin bursts into raspy laughter. “Ohohoho my god,” she cackles. “Your fahahahace! I should have taken a picture. That was tohoho perfect.”

Steve just looks at her. “I am so confused.”

Robin laughs harder. “I know! You got all worried, you did the whole Mama Steve routine, oh my god. Eddie!” She turns to where Eddie and Nancy are still sitting. “You owe me a joint, asshole! Told you I could do it!”

“Told him you could do what?” Steve says, still feeling like he was missing something.

“Goddammit, Harrington,” Eddie says, eyes gleaming, walking over and handing Robin a joint goodnaturedly. “I bet Robin that she couldn’t get you to go full “Mama Bear Steve” on her. I thought it was reserved for just the kids. Clearly,” he gestures to where Steve is still holding one of Robin’s hands in his, “I was wrong.”

Steve turns back to Robin, betrayed. “You made a bet on me?”

Robin grins toothily back at him. “And I won! We’re platonic-with-a-capital-P soulmates, Steve, I know exactly how you work.”

“Oh yeah?” Steve asks, raising one eyebrow. “Then you should know exactly what I’m going to do next.”

Robin barely has time to look confusedly at Steve in return before he’s latching on to her sides, and holy shit, that tickles. “Steheheheheheve, wahahahit - nononono!” she cries as he squeezes over and over.

“Nope. This is exactly what you deserve for making fun of me,” Steve says smugly, spidering his hands up to drill into her ribs.

“Plehehehehease! It was a johohohoke,” Robin giggles.

“Yeah, I know. And this is revenge,” Steve says. He carefully pushes Robin down onto her back, making sure her head doesn’t hit the ground too hard. Robin’s hands bat uselessly at his own, until he grabs them both and pins them under his knees.

“Wait! Wahahait, Haharrington dohohohon’t,” giggles pitching up as he lets her ribs go and wiggles his fingers in the air above her tummy.

“Don’t what, Buckley? I’m literally not even doing anything,” Steve says, eyes glinting evilly.

“Oooooh, Stevie, I didn’t know you could be so mean,” Eddie calls over to them. “It’s kinda doing it for me, not gonna lie.”

“Yeah? Well, you’re fucking next, Munson, don’t think for a second that I’ve forgotten about you,” Steve says over his shoulder, completely missing the way Eddie’s face turns beet red. Nancy laughs at him.

Tired of teasing his best friend, Steve finally starts actually tickling Robin’s tummy, and she promptly goes ballistic.

“OhohohohOH MY GAHAHAHAD,” she shrieks, pulling desperately at her trapped hands.

“Yeah? This a bad spot?” Steve teases.

“YohOHOHOU KNOW IT IS,” Robin manages, tears leaking out of her scrunched-closed eyes. “DiHIHIHIHINGUS!”

“I’m not hearing an apology,” Steve sing-songs, sliding his hands under her loose top and raking his blunt nails over the sides of her tummy.

“I’m sohohohohorry! Ihihihi’m sohohoho fuhuhucking sorry, Steheheheve, plehehease!” Robin’s cackles start to die down as Steve slows his fingers. She takes deep breaths and tries to slow her giggles, relaxing a little, thinking that Steve’s finished his revenge.

“Mmm,” Steve hums. “You know what really, really sucks for you?” he asks, smirking at Robin. He leans down, catches her eye, and says, “That wasn’t even your worst spot,” before darting his hands behind him and squeezing just above her knees.

And Robin. Fucking. Screams.

“Jesus H Christ, Buckley, are you actually being murdered?” Eddie says with a smile, but he’s completely drowned out by Robin’s desperate howls.

“AHAHAHAHAHAHA,” she laughs, unable to remember even one of the languages she speaks. “PLEHEAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Steve stops after only a few moments, knowing Robin can’t take it when anyone gets her knees. “Okay, okay, breathe, Ro, I’m done,” he laughs, releasing her arms and pulling her up into his lap for a hug. He gently rubs her back as she comes back down to earth.

“Ohohoho my gohohod,” Robin snickers. “I cahahan’t… That was sohoho mehehean.” She pulls back to look him in the face. “You are a mehehean person, Steve Haharrington.”

“Yeah, yeah, don’t act like you didn’t deserve every minute,” Steve says, playfully tugging on a strand of her hair. “Also, of course I would still love you if you were a worm. In case you were actually wondering.”

“Whahatever,” Robin says, exhausted but still pleased at the answer.

“Also, you’re definitely sharing that joint with me later.”

Steve eases her back down to lay on the towel, then stands up and stretches, cracking his knuckles casually. He eyes a now-nervous looking Eddie Munson hungrily. Eddie swallows.

“Now, Munson,” Steve says, barely keeping a straight face. “Are you going to come get yours and take it like a man, or do I have to come to you?”

A silly grin makes its way unbidden onto Eddie’s face. He considers for a moment, weighing his options. At the end of the day, though, he’s Eddie fucking Munson, and there is one thing he can always be relied upon to do when faced with danger.

He runs.

[zuffer-weird-girl]

I remember reading the Belly dancer s/o of Kai and was hoping… could we have a secret belly dancer s/o of Dabi and Hawks? And maybe if possibly Shigaraki too?

This fucking asshole.

As soon at the start of your relation ship of he gets to know this he is flustered and just mumbles something incomprehensible while the health skin of his turn a light shade of pink.

If not this mf whistles while checking out your outfit and your body while you dance.

Does 👏 not 👏 care 👏 about the bad looks he get from you or others.

Dabi will ask or bargain with you to do a proper and personal show only for him.

What? Can you blame a man for getting aroused with his girlfriend? Nah you cant .

OH GOD IF THIS GUY SEES ANOTHER MAN OGLING YOU UP HE IS GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND THEN BURN TO CRISPS.

Don't tell you though.

Resume: proud and horny boyfriend.

👆 is him on the middle of your classes.

You get pissed off that your colleagues and even your teachers go to him almost drooling on your boyfriend but he let's everyone very clear he is only here for his girlfriend.

Although when alone? Ohohoho.

Flustered.

Yet still smiles proudly because he knows is something you like to do and he cant express how much love and proud he is skiwbeixieneid he is so sweet about it yet cocky.

Hee likes to see you in red because it matches his wings so he grows absolutely red and feathers puff at seing you dancing on a outfit all red.

Happy birdman.

Wont hesitate to punch someone who is cat calling you.

His dove, no one else. If someone dares to even say a peak about you on the wrong way they will be found at the hospital.

Laughes at seeing Tokayami absolutely embarrased at the sign of you on your belly dancing outfit while entering his office.

You apologize to the kid numbers of time while Keigo muffled his laughter by his jacket.

Ah, first time writing for this man and it will be absolutely garbage

So.

To put it simply. Tomura is most used at seeing those things on video games and only 2D characters, so at first when you told him about it he didn't seem fazed enough or if he even cared about it.

But as soon as he sees you he is like a mixture of the angry and embarrassed.

Blood rushes to his face so fast that you were afraid he might ended up fainted while playing outlast.

Shigaraki Tomura aka Tenko has stopped working.

Flustered because you look good and are using the outfit of his favorite color and angry because she cant comprehend why is he like this?!?!

Doesn't let you go to class at first because he is jealous and possessive and ended up on a fight with you.

Goes to your classes and immediately regrets because ehe feels overwhelmed while seeing you dancing.

Some bastard came to you and started to flirt but then you told him you had a boyfriend with an annoyed expression and when the man came Shigaraki just grabbed his wrist with only his middle finger raised up as he stared creepily at the brute.

"Trash like you should be turned into dust. If you can't comprehend when my player two says no." He put his finger down watching with a smile the man scream in agony "Then you're more useful for the janitor cleaning this place".

Yeah... you cant go to classes after that time... and only took online ones.

You stay mad at him for a bit but hey? He defended you and blushes cutely everytime you dance near his gaming chair.

Is a win-win situation

[sword-dad-fukuzawa]

hi, i was wondering what you think about chuuya's time the in port mafia. there is an evident cycle of abuse in the port mafia, and as far as we know, begins with mori. kouyou's treatment of kyouka is also emotionally abusive, as she projects onto kyouka. do you think that kouyou abused chuuya in any way? most people view them to have a wholesome sibling relationship, but due to it being, well, the port mafia, i feel that there might be more to it, especially considering the manga cover of the chapter "twin dark". another question this raises is chuuya's relation to mori. chuuya values loyalty more than anything and is loyal to the port mafia. he seems to respect mori as a leader. how do you think mori treats chuuya? mori was abusive towards dazai, so do you think he's abusive towards chuuya as well, especially after chuuya stops being kouyou's responsibility? thank you! i just wanted to know what people thought about what chuuya's time at port mafia was like, considering what akutagawa, dazai and kyouka went through.

*spins around in office chair* ohohoho, this is a fun one. I had to go and refresh my memory a bit before answering, so I apologize for the wait.

So, if this ask was prompted by my post about "the cycle of abuse in bsd," I just wanna say that it was one of the first bits of BSD meta I ever wrote and so now I look back on it and wince a little. It's not my most thought-out or well-researched work and it shows. Some of the takes I had in there were a bit...I don't want to say shallow. Perhaps off the cuff might be better. I think I skipped over a lot of important nuance in my discussion on Mori and Dazai especially, though I agree with a lot of things I said about Dazai and Aku, and Aku and Kyouka.

But hey, if it wasn't, then ignore my rambling! Honestly, I think Mori and Chuuya have a much better relationship. Please keep in mind that I've only read the first chapter of Stormbringer and my perspective on all things Chuuya is very crippled by that.

The thing about Mori and Dazai is that they had a very close relationship. Not a good one by any means, but they were close--Mori made Dazai an accomplice, recruited him to the PM, was his boss and mentor, etc etc. It's very much a relationship where Mori tried to make Dazai into his potential successor, and into the type of successor Mori would want.

That is to say, someone practical, heartless, and utilitarian. A good leader in many circumstances, but an asshole. For Dazai, I think a lot of this only taught him cruelty.

Which makes sense. He was a kid, and kids are already assholes with underdeveloped senses of empathy. Not that this excuses the shit he pulled (oh boy it does not, Dazai) but it does explain some of it.

Chuuya has a different relationship with Mori from the start. It starts antagonistic with Chuuya being all >:( nOooOoOo Port Mafia can suck it >:(((((((( and Mori being the creepily indulgent taskmaster. But their relationship, over the course of Fifteen, starts to slowly build on a foundation of respect. Mutual respect, even.

Chuuya respects Mori as an effective leader. This much is made clear.

And Mori respects Chuuya as a powerful piece on the board, even if he's a little shit with attitude problems. He dangles the prospect of learning about his past over his head, tells him to jump. But he recognizes Chuuya's power by telling him to become an executive, by promising that his past will wait for him, and by even suggesting the possibility, reveals a little of his hand. Mori thinks Chuuya could become a good executive. That's respect.

So I can't say Mori ever abused Chuuya, really. And I don't have much knowledge on Kouyou, but seeing the way she treated Kyouka? With strange, pseudo-motherly affection and attachment? Even if she did terrible things in the name of that attachment, I don't think she meant badly. Again, it doesn't excuse what she did. But it shows she's not a person who's needlessly cruel and controlling. I don't personally think she would've abused Chuuya.

The Mafia is a dark web of control, trickery, and manipulation. Obviously, because Mori's their leader. I wouldn't say they canonically have a wholesome sibling relationship, or that the Mafia is the happy found family it's usually written as. It's a lot darker than that in canon. I think with this kinda thing, it's more of a fanon v canon sort of deal,, really.

I hope this answered your question! Thanks for the ask, it was a lot of fun to write and to think about :D

[hasquetzorkukudoneanythingwrong]

An Upgrade

It was time for the group to go to Melt's casino. But before they could, it was clear to them that the Shark god, Xook had decided to take it over. But now was not the time to be frightful, it was time to take action!

Ed: I am very much not a fan of going in with him in there!

Mari: do not be a coward! Hokusai is in there and she needs our help!

Rex: actually, there may be something we can do about this...

Ed: que?

Rex: we need to go under the Casino to find it!

Mari: huh?

Quetz: ooooh!

Jeanne: what exactly do you have in mind?

Rex: you'll see!

The group went into the casino, seeing it in a wreck even flooded for the most part.

Ishtar: how do we go underneath this place?

Rex: hmmm... maybe if we could find some stairs...

Jeanne: wait, you don't remember?

Quetz: it wasn't exactly an orthodox way to get down there at the time.

Mari: wait, there's a bigass hole over there! You think it could take us there?

They looked over and saw a large hole with water pouring down somewhat.

Rex: let's give it a try.

They look down it, and see what looks like a wrecked and flooded factory.

Quetz: this is it!

Ed: a factory?!

Rex: that's only part of what we're looking for!

The servants help take Rex and the kids down into the hole. Then Rex and Quetz started to search around.

Mari: what are we looking for?

Quetz: purple casino chips.

Jeanne: what for?

Rex: it's EXP it can strengthen the kids!

Ishtar: wait, what?! Melt had EXP casino chips? Where'd they come from?

Quetz: the customers themselves!

Ed: why?!

Rex: to become an entire ocean, and absorb this singularity into herself!

Mari: looks like Xook prevented that.

As they were speaking, rumbling could be heard from above, and more water started pouring down.

Rex: ah hell

Quetz: the water from the stadium is going to come down on us!

Jeanne: we better speed it up then!

The group goes all over trying to find the chips, eventually Ed manages to find what looks like it!

Ed: I think I found them!

Rex: you sure!

Ed: they're purple chips!

Mari: but how do we use them?

Quetz: we never actually saw Melt use them! She lost all of them before she could!

Mari: then how are we supposed to use them!

Then, finally, the ceiling gave way!

All of the water from the pool poured into the basement the group was in, and at the last second, Ed grabbed a bunch of the chips hoping for the best.

As the room is filled with water, Melt, Hokusai, an unconcerned Protea come down with the water. With Xook and his small army of sharks following down.

Xook: Ra har har har! What a poor showing for a supposed "Leviathan!" Ra har har!

Melt made an angry face, but unable to speak at all in the water.

Xook: awww, got nothing to say? No witty comebacks?

Melt then decided to swim towards Xook in an effort to attack. Only for one of his sharks to headbutt her, knocking her into some rocks on the floor.

Xook: nice effort, but poor execution!

Then, more sharks start to surround her, while she's unable to do much.

Xook: ur a bit too skinny for my liking, but I'm sure you'll still taste decent enough! Ra har har ha-

Then, a huge marine reptile came and bit one of the sharks in half!

Xook: huh?!

Melt: !!!

A giant Pliosaur was now swimming around the place, with Ed right on top of it.

Xook: boy! Got some new tricks up your sleeve all of a sudden?! How nice, but it won't be enough!

Ed: we'll see about that, chum breathe!

Xook: ohohoho! Ya even managed to grow a pair, huh?!

The remaining sharks go after Ed, while he has his new Familiar attack, managing to crunch another, while the force of the attack in the water knocks the rest back!

Meanwhile, Melt decides to try and swim up, then saw Hokusai and the others try to awaken the unconscious Kingprotea. She decides to help, despite not being a fan of the situation.

Melt swims towards the others, then performs a large kick on the sleeping giant's head, waking her up.

Kongprotea then proceeded to pick up the group in her hands and swim up.

Protea: *gasp* what happened?!

Melt: I'd also like to know!?

Jeanne: monster shark wants Mastersonas's kids dead.

Protea: why?!

Ishtar: prophecy bs, doesn't matter right now. We need to help.

Back with Ed and Xook, Ed was actually managing to keep his own during the fight.

Xook: gotta say boy, I'm surprised how well you've held your own! Normally I've got ya shivering. But now you're standing your ground! Doesn't mean I won't still kill ya, just though I'd let ya know before I do so.

Ed: you're the only that's gonna be dead today, chum for brains!

Then Ed's Pliosaur charged while Xook simultaneously charged too!

Thr group was seeing this from above.

Rex: will he be able to do it?!

Quetz: I don't want to risk it!

Mari: wait, look!

Then it was seen that Ed and his new beast were charging up with Lightning.

Melt: Protea! Get us out of the water!

Protea: ok!

Protea leaped out of the water, just barely making it in time. While Ed and his beasty attack and Electrocuted Xook!

Xook: RAAAAAAAH!

And after it's over, Xook is seen floating belly up at the surface. Ed finally manages to get back up to the surface with his familiar.

Then the group gave him a big group hug!

Rex: holy shit, Mijo! You managed to kill him!

Quetz: you finally managed to summon your own familiar! I'm so proud of you!

Mari: you fucking fried that asshole! Holy fuck!

Ed: hehehehe... gracias you guys....

After the hug ends, Ed is seen more scared again.

Ed: but I was just holding it all in... I Was Terrified the whole time!

Quetz: oh that's OK, Mijo! No one is without fear, all that matters is you fought on regardless of your own fear!

Rex: how'd you manage it anyways?!

Ed: with these!

Ed then pulls out the XP chips they were looking for.

Mari: you figured out how to use them?!

Ed: kinda...? I think I somehow absorbed them?

Mari: man, gimme those!

Mari then grabs them for her own use.

Mari: I wanna put down that stupid bat the same way!

Rex: now that'd be a sight to see!

After that it was time to continue on with their journey.

A/N: so Ed got to grow up a bit more! Got to tough it out against that shark! Things have changed....

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[weaselbeaselpants]

That Krispy Cat: A Warning, part 2

A bit of lighter fan art to clear the air for a moment.

Here’s art of Crispy taking the shit out of Cynder from Spyro that feels waaay more like she’s channeling her pent up teenage aggression onto this fictional child dragon:

“boohoo goth girl stole mah ice creeeeeam!”

So if you somehow aren’t deterred by the Nazism you should know that she’s always been a raging pissy-brat who uses her big-girl words to put herself above everyone else. She was the kind of die-hard in character fan fic type whose such an asshole about everyone else’s fan fics you don’t care if she’s got some good ideas. She was THAT detestable.

((fyi Derpibooru is the only “safe” place you can view her art now cause it’s the only place where you won’t be giving her views.))

vvv ((Crispy again showing that lovely “ironic” side of her trolling with Trump pony. As anyone with eyes can tell Crispy is a talented cartoonist so it says something that Trump still looks ugly as sin even in her style)) vvv

vvv ((This piece was called “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas”)) vvv

((That Disneyesque SS Eagle who appears in her art is her fandom-hopping OC Klaus who she’d fetishize as often as she’d pretend she was his adopted daughter (the white blue eyed cat was her self-insert, who also hopped from fandom to fandom))).

^^^ ((I can’t find this piece in her gallery anymore and she ended up censoring a lot of her author’s comments to keep from being banned from dA. (dwaaayousobwaveCwispy) but I swear up and down that the disc for this one was:

“Fraulein dhat picture ist just white” 

“Yah like all of America should be!”

))^^^

^^^ ((This one was called “My Little Holocaust.” I shit you not. It’s still on derpibooru.)) ^^^

^^^ ((G1 styled baby pony who needs to be saved. The original art had swastikas lining the crib.

She also liked to throw her weight around about being a fan of the older MLP and how newer flash always sucked ass compared to the true handdrawn stuff of yore. Even her art preferences reeked of eugenic overtones, which is pretty ironic seeing as I never saw and totally traditional art piece from her. Must have quit when she realized she wasn’t talented enough for that, much like a famous one-testicled chud I know...)) ^^^

^^^ ((One of her most infamous pieces -to me-.

Yes. As Adam from YourMovieSucks points out, there is A LOT of racist shite in Kimba the White Lion and accidental colonialist message to the whole franchise. I am NOT denying that. But, there’s a reason I’m not yukking it up with the rest of Adam’s watchers, and it’s Crispy. Everyone else in the Kimba/memes subbreddit usually means the NaziKimba jokes in good fun and can tell the real value of Kimba. This bitch is all about how white really IS better. 

Below is her bitching about the lack of women’s rights in her AltRight circlejerk (ha) and affirming Tezuka wasn’t so liberal eat it libtards! (Tezuka was a product of his time and Japan still has blackface problems no doubt. But I guess by this woman’s logic Dr. Seuss was also a neoNazi cuz he wrote racist shit despite calling himself a liberal democrat))

VVV ((From Reddit. Again you just have to take our words for it but everything this person says is 100% true.)) VVV

VVV ((I’d apologize for shitty quality but it’s also a shitty person so you know what I don’t care.)) VVV

VVV ((What her gallery once looked like. The one of Klaus talking to the black shirt kid had a disc. all about how “all those liberal inclusive schools taught you wrong<3″  Again as an oh-so-funny joke to show off Klaus as a flawed antivillain. )) VVV

((Bad quality art by a bad person made for another bad person’s shitty pony fic))

^^^ ((More G1 supremacy.)) VVV

Self Aware =/= Satire and Rationalizing =/= Caring.

((There are different kinds of Nazis and Holocaust deniers. Not all of them want to kill the people they other, but if that’s your only mark for calling them bad people you have skewed priorities.

What Crispy’s artist comments and messages are very overt in are her ideas on segregation. And she was ohsoVERY proud of how that was real social justice and was actually caring for people who weren’t her ohohoho~

This piece for example had a cheeky disc. about how sweet it was for the Carebears to trust a Nazi rather than us plebian-brats who are just SOOOO INTOLERANT.

I bet Crispy’s also a MAP-apologist and TERF. I know those are pretty extreme accusations to throw around but she’s gone for the moment and I don’t really care if she isn’t or not. Like Emily Youcis, you can be antirape all you want goodgreatwahoo. I kinda don’t care about your stance on rape if YOU’RE ALSO A PROUD NATIONALIST who - again, all you have is my word - ranted about Obama not coughing up his birth certificate to her friends. I shit you not.)) VVV

((Gift/Commission/Trade art for a person I pray I never meet in real life))

((She also loved appropriating German words and culture into her awful rp nonsense and artist’s comments cuz it just made her so kewt. The way she and other Nazis-tans gossip in mangled German was DISGUSTING.))

((Then of course, if an actual German got offended at her and told her not to do Nazi shit she’d cry her big girl tears about how “sad it is that Germans aren’t proud of their heritage”. Because she, an upperclass American girl with a fixation on the period of their history where they were an authoritarian dictatorship knows way more about Germans than Germans, obviously.

She has more of an unwanted hard-on for Germany than Ben Shapiro has for Israel.

Since she doesn’t care about any of the other people she offended than may I just point out how fucking insane you have to be to fetishize German culture and history like this and insist you’re doing all this shit for them.

YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE GERMAN

STOP TREATING GERMANY LIKE NARNIA AND STOP TREATING IT’S PEOPLE LIKE THEY NEED TO BE “FREED” FROM THEIR “GUILT CULTURE”.

If that’s all you see when you watch documentaries about non-Jewish Germans’ trauma about living through the Nazis and then being separated by the soviets, you’re not more open minded than people think. You’re SICK. ))

[themanicgalaxy]

SPN 1X10 Asylum

Hello hello hello we back at it again

featuring potential rpg googling cuz this is the only chill time I allow myself regularly

Also Idk anything about this one so wheeeee

oho it’s gonna be like silent hill I see

and I’m trying to figure out an urban fantasy Jane Austen thing

That isn’t like...steal from pre-existing idea cuz that’s wrong, so I’m not gonna look at that google page anymore

we could theoretically use the same races+modifiers, it’s just the items+classes that get fucked

heh some kiddos hid in the asylum

OPE AND it’S HAUNTED

so the items likely depend on the class, and so now I gotta figure out the classes

Nobility, middle class, lower class and ~vague army thing~ seem like good bets

OH AND GROUNDSKEEPERS/SERVANTS

OH N O he has a wife AND HE’S POSSESSED

PUT YOUR HAND AWAY FROM THE GUN

HAND AWAY FROM GUN

ok this one was good intro, I like it a lot

and they’re angsting about their dad again

ThE mAn cAn BaRelY woRk a ToaSter heh

Dean’s hope/desire for approval + Sam’s cynicism HDOFASIHA

...I kinda wanna see a like....ball+locked in+murder one by one thing

ha Sam and the acting is KILLING me

I do love the “Everyone pick on Dean” thing it’s quite funny

OOO ACTUAL DETECTIVE WORK

OHO AND THEY JUST CREAK APART I LIKE THAT

dOn’T aSk Don’T tEll 

the imagery is genuinely creepy, the vibe is very good, very spook

I can’t believe I had to google how to spell genuinely

this argument hurts me I sWEAR TO GOD

Dean follows orders in hopes of getting praise + Sam’s given up ALFHISDASIH

I genuinely cannot say this enough but fuck John Winchester

heh Sam needing to do actual therapy to the get the deets, good, finally some good came from these fucking cases

Look, I understand ghost hunting is Cool and Hip but for fuck’s sake if murders and bad stuff happens, WHY WOULD YOU GO TOWARDS IT

ESPECIALLY THE OLD CREEPY THING, UNLESS YOU’RE TRAINED FOR G O D ‘ S SAKE

THE FLASHLIGHT THING+SILHOUTEE AHIDHFPS

I am too tired to google how to spell that

OH THAT CUT TO THE GUY IN THE STRAIGHT JACKET I ACTUALLY JUMPED

FU CK I’m genuinely scared/suspensed(idk if that’s a word who cares)

THIS IS WHY I NEVER PLAYED SILENT HILL I AM ~TERRIFIED~

JESUS THERE ARE MULTIPLE ASFIPS 

OHO? There’s LAYERS? A psycho killer killing the others?

FINALLY DEAN WITH THE COMMON SENSE WHY WOULD YOU GO INTO THE HAUNTED PSYCHO HOSPITAL

Look I’m aware that the psych ward is overdone but the imagery is effective for a reason 

I am genuinely scared rn, probably the first time since the pilot

Not that the other eps were bad, they just were more intrigue and interest and lore than actual horror imagery

WHY DO I KEEP WRITING GENUINELY I CANNOT SPELL IT TONIGHT

OH MY GOD HE’S BEHIND HER

Yes once again it’s the girl in danger, but whatever, ok, fine, we’ve established the misogyny 

Ok that’s a cool plot, the haunted patients trying to tell them something and them being too scared to listen

“Dean he’s your boss” “No” why do i feel like that Meant something, yk?

if it’s the doctor, paralleling all the horrible shit he did to the patients that are clearly in physical pain when they died....ohohoho

horror cliche? yes. But again, effective for a reason

especially for me, cuz I haven’t seen a lot of horror movies

Girl with shotgun feels like it’s set up to be joke, but I kinda like implication of girl needing to learn protection while guy did not

Am I reading into it on my own? probably, idk, I’ll choose to keep that in my head

hell even the filter’s coming in clutch this episode, it makes everything a bit extra Grunge

IHAPSFIS DOCTOR MAN AHIFSADPFAS

Is...Sam’s esp gonna kick in now? some Demony powers? 

HA SHE SHOT DEAN ok near him

EVIL DEMON SAM OH N O 

ASIFUSAPI THE DRAMATIC IRONY

OH MY GOD IT’S POSSESSION OH MY GOD

AND OF COURSE THEY HAVE BEEF THE SPIRIT CAN USE THIS IS WHY YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR EMOTIONS

Look I feel it says something these assholes have only had deep raw conversations whEN THEY WERE BEING POSSESSED OR SOMETHING IN THAT VEIN

ONE EMOTIONALLY SANE PERSON! O N E 

DEAN YOU SELF-SACRIFICIAL BASTARD It’s literally left to interpretation if Dean wanted to see what would happen or if it’s a trick fsaoidfjlhas

EWEWEW HIS MUMMFIED BODY

NO NOT THE FLASHLIGHT

HE TURNS TO FUCKING STONE IN FRONT OF DEAN THAT’S SO METAL

Sam: Tries to have a Talk 

Dean: nah, we don’t need to talk, no sharing, no caring, n o p e 

Dean he nearly killed you

AND WE END ON A DAD CLIFFHANGER

fuck that was horrific oh my god ok wrap-up

1. Good character dynamic exploration, good exploration of the brothers’ relationship, good good good character work

2. COOL SETTING! COOL STORY! I WAS ACTUALLY VERY SCARED

3. YES I KNOW IT’S CLICHE BUT IT WORKS OK 

4. the filter? rly rly worked for this story. Actually, most of everything worked for this story, I truly liked this episode

5. and now we’re gonna get John I’m so excited to hate him on main for ages, god I hate how much he fucked up his kids I hate him so much

6. and one last thing, the idea of the ENTIRE psych hospital being ghosts, and all of them being eternally tormented by the doctor man, and so they had to kill the source of unfinished business was Really quite cool and played on the general misery all around of those things and how that can spread. Am i reading too much into it, maybe, but GOOD LORD THAT WAS FUN.

This was literally so fun, so good, I enjoyed it a lot. WHEEEEEEE

[sofhyuck]

Greasy Baby

Genre: fluff, greaser!hyuck

Word Count: 2.4k

A/N this au stems from some enlightening conversations with @cinanamon who is graciously allowing me to use some of her ideas, this one’s for you bb ;))))

greaser!hyuck is...a lil shit to say the least

like ye he’s a handsome boi i mean,,,imagine him in a leather jacket,,,hair gelled back,,,yes pls

but he knows him and his group of bois (dreamies hello) are hot shit and he’s not afraid to show that he knows it

him and the dreamies are always seen cruising around town,,, harassing hollerin at the ladies from the inside of hyuck’s beat up mustang (is that a time period correct car??? idk and idc to look it up lol)

he never actually physically harasses anyone, it’s all fun and games (for them at least don’t accept cat calling kids men ain’t shit)

there’s just...nothing else really for them to do around town

the only forms of entertainment come from the drive in theater and the soda shop that all the kids hang out at after school

he attends his local university since him and the gang come from a small town and didn’t really care to leave or have the grades to go to a better school

and you...well you don’t really know why you decided to attend a university in such a dinky little town

maybe it’s because you wanted a change of pace from the city, and maybe it’s because it’s your mother’s alma mater and you spent a few of your summers there

but somehow you find yourself at the school

the only problem is,,,everyone who attends the school grew up in the dumb town,,,meaning everyone already knows each other and has their friend groups and cliques

leaving you to fend for yourself and kind of live as an outsider

sure you make acquaintances in your classes but,,,it’s hard for you to make solid friends when everyone else already knows everything about everyone else 

so you’ve been living your life on campus, smiling at the acquaintances you’ve made when you pass by them on the street, but you never really hang out with anyone after school

your sophomore year you got a job at the soda shop bc college ain’t cheap and they were hiring

surprisingly enough you made close friends through the job, your coworkers went to the same uni as you and the clientele were also in some of your classes

so you began to actually go out more (when you weren’t working obvi)

on day you were on campus walking to your next class and you saw one of said new friends

but while you were distracted with waving to them you bumped into someone and woop guess who????

you guessed it our boy hyuck with the rest of 00 line walking past

he was bouta pop off but then he sees it’s you the cute lil waitress from the soda shop that he’s lowkey seen around and been crushing on for a few months now

so when he sees you stuttering out an apology bc boi is brighter than the damn son and took your breath away

he just smirks and lets out a lil chuckle and just says ‘don’t worry about it sweetcheeks’ with a wink and then he’s off

you stand there for a moment in shock bc like obvi you know who he is even if you’ve only been around a few years who tf doesn’t know hyuck and co

and ofc your friends all saw and were like...b don’t even worry about it he just be like that sometimes ya know

and you’re like yea u right and forget about the whole encounter

but guess who doesn’t ohohoho it’s mister lee donghyuck himself he be thinking about it the rest of the day bc wow you’re even prettier up close huh

and the rest of dream are like...mmhmm ok mr. lee not sus at all we’re on. to. you.

so guess where hyuck ever so casually zooms off to after his classes are over????

oh boy you guessed it right off to the soda shop but oomph poor bb you’re not actually working that day and bb is sad :(((( meanwhile his boys are just laughing at him bc omg hyuck is so w hi p pe d

so now bb is going to the shop every moment he can until!!! finally!!! you’re working again god bless!!!

as soon as he sees you’re working baby sits bolt up right and starts fixing his slicked back hair that he had totally not been running his hands through out of nerves

the other boys weren’t there bc??? they have better places to be than at the soda shop for the 50000 time that day even though chenle and jisung had been there earlier just to laugh at him

but now holy shit you’re coming over and you look so cute in the dumb poodle skirt they make you wear as a uniform with your hair placed in a high ponytail

meanwhile you’re sw e a t i n g bc shit it’s hyuck and he’s still a handsome ass boy and you have to serve his table n ow f u c k

so you sidle on over and give him your usual spiel asking what he’d like to order n shit

and this boy omf remember when i said he was annoying?

well yea he fucking goes ‘are you on the menu bc I’d certainly like to have a piece of you’

and you’re like...boy tf oh my god i want to SLAP him 

but you grin through it like ha ha...funny ok...our specials for today are...

hyuck ain’t listening anymore bc he’s busy mentally kicking himself bc??? really hyuck??? you’re trying to make her like you wtf were you t h in k i ng

so he just points at some random thing on the menu, his head hanging in shame

and yea you’d think it was cute if he hadn’t just gotten on your damn nerves

but, alas, you have to continue serving the boy who had ordered literally just a fried egg but you know who were you to judge

he eats the egg rather quickly and then just...sits there...not doing anything...and you don’t know what to do like you can’t kick him out he did order something and it’s not particularly busy

meanwhile hyuck’s head is spinning trying to think of how to woo you after completely embarrassing himself earlier

after like an hour passes you head over to him, ready to ask him again if he wants anything else to eat 

but as soon as you get to him he jolts upright scaring the shit out of you and he’s like fuck sorry i didn’t mean to scare you 

and you’re like it’s fine now seriously do you want anything else-

but he cuts you off and suddenly...lee donghyuck?? is grabbing onto your hand??? and rapidly apologizing to you for being so Gross earlier

you gotta shake the boy off of you and honestly,,,he’s really endearing like aw he’s so embarrassed what a bb

when you get out of his grip you’re like bro it’s ok tbh i get much worse all the time

suddenlt hyuck is ready to f i g ht like who tf??? i will square up 

in your head you’re like,,,bitch ik you catcall don’t even try...but in reality you’re like mmmhmm sure ok you couldn’t hurt a damn fly

hyuck is angery now like wdym im tough >:( don’t you see my leather jacket and cool hair and car???

and you,,,oh you little reader pat lee donghyuck’s fUCkiNg head and now he is blushing oooooh

in a smol voice he asks for his check and leaves you a v generous tip despite your protests

and by that time his confidence seems to come back bc he winks and tells you he’ll be back

you giggle and give him a lil wave bc...wow lee donghyuck is just a cute shy lil bb hehe

and now hyuck is coming in every day,,,sometimes with his boys,,,sometimes alone but no matter what he’s always sure to, in a respectful manner, flirt with you and chat you up while dream just look on in amusement bc, again, hyuck is wh i p p e d

y’all just kinda...live like that for a few weeks but it’s v clear to e v er y body that there is shit going down between the two of you

like at this point hyuck’s hanging around campus with you too so like,,,everyone and their mother knows at this point bc,,,like i said earlier,,,everyone in this damn town knows everything about everyone

so ya’ll are stagnant, hyuck flirting, you laughing and sometimes flirting back

until one day ohhh boy there’s a new boul in town and he is not ashamed at all

and by that i mean he’s the biggest fucking asshole to ever step foot in the town, thinking he’s hot shit and everybody wants him when everyone hates his g u t s

and this boy has been hanging around the shop, livin his life, waiting for his moment to strike

but uh oh he made a mistake bc the first person he attempts to come on to...is you

and hyuck has been there bc he knows this guy has been hanging around and he wants to keep an eye on you his girl

it was a good thing too bc... this boul is going all out

tugging lightly at your skirt when you come to take his order while he uses the same cringy line hyuck used on you that first day

and hyuck knows you’re a big girl who can handle herself which you make very clear by firmly rejecting him with a smile plastered across your face

but...boy does not and will not let up

and you’re getting more and more frustrated and hyuck can tell esp when you keep throwing exasperated looks in his direction w the occasional eye roll

he would laugh but he’s too busy trying not to flip his shit

until boy fuckin just goes to grab your ass and you immediately move back, ready to reprimand him

but all thoughts are brushed aside when a loud crash sounds followed by heavy footsteps

hyucky had stood up so harshly that his chair had fallen over but he hadn’t even bothered to fix it bc he immediately stormed over to you, loosely wrapping his arm around your waist and pulling you into his side 

he is m a d like you thought he couldn’t fight before but now he looks like he could rip a guys head off and you lowkey find it hot but that’s not what’s important right now

the guy is like oh woops sorry bro didn’t know she was taken but hyuck is not having it going off about how you shouldn’t treat anyone like that period no matter if they’re in a relationship or not

and yes hyuck and his friends had been the same way a few months before but meeting you changed his way of thinking and his friends as well

bc the idiots had never had any female acquaintances before but now they have you and you’re like a sister to them except for hyuck obvi bc he’s in looove

anyway back to the matter at hand i swear i keep going on tangents soz

you have to calm hyuck down before he actually punches this guy in the nose and the guy throws some money on the table before booking it out of there bc he’s high key scared rn lol puddy

your boss comes out and is like...y’all good? and you’re like uhhh yea mind if i talk to him for a minute? n he’s like ya sure whatever

so you pull hyuck over to a back room and you’re like,,,bro,,,wtf you good now??

but hyuck is on a roll now and just flat out says ‘i’ve liked you for a while now so will you do me the honor of being my gf?’

you ??? for a second before snapping himself out of it and you’re like ??? hell yea boi tf???

so now y’all are dating woo!!!

he makes sure to come to the shop whenever you’re working

at first he even would miss classes but you were not gonna have that oh no education comes first kids >:(((

and he was like ugh ok fine but he always managed to get other dreamies to be there when he couldn’t just so he knows you’re ok :(((

you get really close with the other dreamies tho so now you’re all one happy family

even when hyuck isn’t at your shift he makes sure to pick you up afterwards

waiting outside, leaning against his beat up mustang …leather jacket on…waiting for you to come out…and when you walk up to him he grabs you by the waist…pressing a chaste kiss to your forehead…before opening the door for you…driving off to who knows where…but neither of you care as long as you’re together…

sometimes you go to the drive in and cuddle up in the backseat making out for the duration of the movie hehe

you climb onto his lap and sometimes you can hear the people in the next car wooping and hyuck just gives them the finger before bringing his hand back to settle on the back of your thigh

ahem anyways enough of that

other times you just,,, drive around,,, windows down,,, blasting music and laughing,,, just living your life as two college students should hyuck’s hand resting on your thigh shhhh

you always stop at the same dingy diner that’s hidden away on some side road

(shout out to steph for this next part love you bb uwu)

and hyuck always rummages through his pockets  for change to buy you a drink, even when you say he doesn’t have to and you know he doesn’t always have the most money he says he wants to

trips to the diner are always followed by sunset drives where you have to remind him to watch the road bc  he finds it so much fun to smiles t you and try to kiss you while driving and you scold him that he’s going to die one day, him saying it’s better to live hard, die young

[snappedsky]

Borderlands: Skies the Bodyguard 2

Skies meets up again with Rhys and Vaughn. Previous! Next!

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Chapter 5

           Loader Bot brings Rhys and Vaughn to Old Haven, where some kind of Atlas Vault hunting tech is supposed to be. It’s up to them to find it.

           Using his ECHO eye, Rhys notices hidden wires within the walls and streets of the city. He locates and activates three panels which causes a giant Atlas facility to rise up out of the ground beneath Old Haven.

           “This must be our facility,” he grins.

           “Uh, Rhys…” Vaughn says nervously. He turns around and gasps.

           Standing down the street from them is Skies. She takes off her Psycho mask as she approaches, glaring darkly at Rhys.

           “Ohohoho,” Jack laughs as he appears behind the Company Man. “I know that look. You’re in for it now, kid.”

           “Uh, hi,” Rhys croaks, “nice to-nice to see you again. Uh, you’re not here to kill me…right?”

           “I haven’t decided yet,” Skies growls.

          Jack laughs. “Better start running, Rhysie. With that peg leg you might be able to outrun her. Might.”

           Skies eyes Loader Bot suspiciously before glaring at Rhys again. “Jack, in your head,” she says and Rhys stiffens. “How do you…perceive him?”

             He runs his hand over his hair. “Uh he appears as like a hologram in my ECHO eye. I can hear him and see him and he moves around and stuff. And he can see things that I don’t. If it wasn’t for him, I probably wouldn’t have recognized you.”

           “So he knows who I am,” Skies says, her expression going unreadable. “I guess he would. I was around while Nakayama fine-tuned the AI.”

           The boys watch her warily before she again glares at Rhys and they flinch- except for Jack.

           “How much does he remember,” she asks, “what’s the last thing he remembers before meeting you?”

           Rhys looks at Jack expectantly, who groans with annoyance.

           “Uh I was getting everything ready to send Wilhelm uh on a ‘special mission’,” he replies.

           Rhys repeats this to Skies and she nods. “Yeah that makes sense. After everything started going bad, Jack didn’t have time for his appointments with Nakayama. So that means he doesn’t know what happened to all of us.”

           Her lip curls into a snarl. “That really pisses me off.”            Rhys flinches and steps back, his hand on his stun baton. He flinches again when she shoots him another glare.

           “How far in your sub-systems is he?”

           “Huh?” Rhys questions.

           “Oh, don’t be naïve,” Skies snaps, “you think he’s gonna be content just sitting in your head like a good little AI? I saw the way you lost control of your arm. That’s why I’m keeping a nice, strangle-free distance between us.”

           Vaughn worriedly glances at Rhys as he self-consciously rubs his right arm.

           “You can’t trust him, Rhys,” Skies says sternly, surprising everyone.

           “What?” Jack snaps.

           “Your virus protection should be enough to keep him out but he’ll do everything he can to worm his way in,” she continues, “he’ll say whatever you want to hear, do whatever you want him to do, pretend to be your friend, but it’s all a lie. People are tools to him and when he’s done with you, he’ll crumple you up and toss you out an airlock.”

           “You back-stabbing, traitorous bitch!” Jack barks as he stomps up to her and points at her accusingly. “She’s the one you can’t trust, Rhys! She was my bodyguard and yet I’m dead while she’s somehow still alive? She probably killed me herself!”

           Rhys glances between Jack and Skies nervously. She curiously watches him.

           “What’s he saying?” she asks.

           “Uh um he thinks you killed him,” he replies.

           “Ha!” she scoffs, “that’s rich coming from him. Hey, Jackie! Why don’t you tell the kid about the bombs you planted in the arm and leg you made especially for me?”

           Jack stops as realization dawns on him. “Oooh, that’s what happened to you. Okay, that makes sense.”        

           He turns to Rhys, who’s looking at him accusingly. “Okay, look, it was a failsafe. It was never meant to kill her. Trust me, if I wanted her dead then she’d be dead.” He looks back at Skies. “Just like me, you nobody, worthless merc!”

           “She still can’t hear you, Jack,” Rhys points out.

           “Then tell her what I said!” he orders.

           “Uh he said if he wanted you dead, you’d be dead.”          

           “And!”

           “And…he called you a nobody, worthless merc.”

           “Worthless!” Skies snaps and stomps closer to Rhys. “You sure didn’t think I was worthless when you first hired me, you heartless asshole!”

           She angrily points at Rhys who watches fearfully, hands up. Skies freezes and glances at his robot arm before backing up, covering her face.

           “N-not you, him. Jack. You’re…you’re different.”

           She stops and looks at Rhys from between her fingers. “You can be different.”

           Rhys just stares her, stunned.

           Skies lowers her hand and takes a deep breath. She looks back at Rhys but this time her expression is different; softer.

           “Don’t trust him, Rhys,” she says again as she backs away.          

          “Oh, and one more thing,” she adds, “if you could not tell anyone about me, that’d be great, or else I will kill you.”            With that, she puts her Psycho mask on before disappearing between some buildings. The boys stare after her and Rhys and Vaughn glance at each other.

           “So uh anyway,” Rhys says as he strokes his hair and turns back to the facility. “Let’s check it out.”

           They start to go inside when they hear vehicle engines. They turn around as a large truck and a familiar red car pull up.

           “Uh oh,” Rhys groans as Vasquez steps out of the car, and out of the truck, August with a bunch of armed thugs.

[mycasandstarrs]

SPN 2x09: “Croatoan”

Yay, another painful episode.

Starting with a Sam vision.

“What does that mean?” That means he doesn’t want you killing innocent people and going off the rails.

Some brotherly passive aggressiveness.

OH HEY THAT’S WHERE MY DESKTOP WALLPAPER COMES FROM.

Billy Gibbon, Frank Beard. U.S Marshals. (I believe those are ZZ Top members?)

Bonding over the man’s tattoo and John’s military experience. Nice.

Duane Tanner, the guy from Sam’s vision.

“CROATOAN”

Dean doesn’t know about Roanoke?? I learned about it in the 5th grade and I’ve been fascinated with it ever since.

LMAO, don’t diss “Schoolhouse Rock”, Sam.

Oh wait, Dean knows.

No phone signal. Immediate red flag.

Duane’s brother, Jake, and his dad.

OH CRAP

RIP Mr. Tanner

Sam didn’t take the shot.

“Was he attacked too?”

“Uhh...no,actually, he did the attacking and then he got himself shot.” Yeah, by you, lmao.

I like Dr.Lee.

A bloody baby’s car seat is one of the worst things you can see, oh my god.

There’s sulfur in Mr.Tanner’s blood.

That’s a friendly sight.

“Well, you are a handsome devil but I don’t swing that way. Sorry.”

Absolutely awesome driving from Dean there.

I don’t trust Beverly

OOHH I WAS RIGHT.

RIP Beverly.

LMAO, I love this standoff.

Seriously, them having gun’s on each other is so funny to me. Reminds me of that one “The Office” gif.

MOTE: demonic virus.

The supernatural spin on Roanoke. I can dig it.

Oh hell, I thought Sam killed her.

RIP Beverly Tanner. For realsies this time.

Sarge is awesome. Pretty sure he dies at the end of this episode tho.

Duane Tanner is here.

Yeah, your parents are dead.

Welp, the moral dilemma.

Sam “continues to spill the tea” Winchester.

“You might kill an innocent man, and you don’t even care! You don’t act like yourself anymore, Dean. Hell, you know what? You’re acting like one of those things out there.”

DEAN DAMN IT.

THERE’S ALWAYS A CHOICE, YOU SAID SO YOURSELF

There we go.

Duane’s clean.

Of course Dean’s not going to answer.

PAM NO.

RIP Pam.

Dean already neck deep in denial.

Dean giving up the Impala, everything, for Sammy.

“This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.” OHOHOHO SAM, JUST YOU FREAKING WAIT.

“I’m tired, Sam. I’m tired of this job, this life...this weight on my shoulders, man. I’m tired of it.”

I am so glad Dean’s come a long way from this.

The town is empty.

Ayyy, Sam’s clean!

The virus is now suddenly gone from the Tanners’ blood.

Bye Dr.Lee! You were awesome.

There can’t be ANY victories here, damn it.

No no no, it’s coming.

RIP Sarge :(

Tanner, you fucking asshole demon.

*screams*

OHHHH JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER.

NO NO DEAN.

Confess, damn it!

Dean’s OG vacation dream: the Grand Canyon. (Tho he already went there when he and Sam were kids. And Dean rode the farty donkey, ha.)

The cliffhanger ending. Fuck.

[veraxhilde]

2, 3, 9, 11, 21

2. if you HAD to choose, who’s you favorite muse?

tbH i think i would say…..thalia? she’s legit the kind of badass i originally tried to portray with vera until vera became her own brand of badass. but like, thalia genuinely gives zero fucks about anything besides her family and her motive and i just love how fluid her personality is?? like, she’ll be talking posh and acting like she’s superior one second and then she’s a fake hoe the next and being all sweet like?? she’s the fakest

3.  which muse is the trickiest to get into character for?

funnily enough, sammy! it’s just hard because he is so much like this weird mix of me and people i know so it’s less like getting into character and more like getting out of it?? which sounds dumb but i mean i have to get into this headspace where it’s the stereotypical hawaiian kid part of me but times ten lmao

9. why were you drawn to each one of your characters?  

{{ UNDER A READ MORE CAUSE THIS IS SUPES LONG LMAO }}

HERE WE GO

okay VERA was my first baby and i legit went searching for a rp where i could make an evil queen daughter bc i was in love with evie (still am tbh she’s an icon) and this was my first rp since i left my first ever rp and i was super nervous but i just loved the idea of this potion making title-seeking princess and she’s obviously changed a lot since then but man i loved her so much and i still do

ANGEL tbh was just because i watched wreck-it-ralph again and i loved candlehead so i was like “imagine some idiot actually walking around with a candle on their head??” thus, angel was born. and i just loved the idea of candlehead having an obsession with birthday cakes so obvi her kid would love birthday cupcakes and which sparked the love for birthday parties which spawned the love for parties. my party animal kid

lmAO so SHEN is what we call happy accidents. it involved me messing up on ethnicity bc shen was originally named ridley and he was the son of the cheshire cat and he was all mysterious and i was gonna use the magnus bane gifs bUT i still wanted to use the fc even tho is fell though and i was like “well, mushu doesn’t have any kids so i’ll just toss him there” and he just became the biggest dork in the world

DEXTER was a big ole mess in the beginning because he was supposed to be such an asshole. and he just wasn’t as fit as the other halloweentown kids so he made up for it by pranking people an excessive amount and he was supposed to be this big ole flirt. but then that first convo with miLLY happened and he just melted and was super cutesy and i kept writing him and i was like “oh man this boy is so soft how did i ever think otherwise?”

ohohoho RONAN was a character i had in mind for a while, and he really was who dexter was supposed to be at first. but basically i wanted twins and i wanted it to be xiumin and moonbyul cause i thought they looked alike so i first thought of the siamese cats from lady and the tramp cause i knew i wanted him to be feline?? just the idea of a cat-like person getting around instead of a dog was funny to me ya know. but anyways, i knew he was gonna be such a flirt but xiumin had like zero resources (he has more now which is good cause he deserves it) and so i just thought about who’s the flirtiest kpop boy i know and voila of course it was my love wonho. and i think because he looks like a fuckboi it helped, but i just wanted him to be the absolute WORSE and i wanted him to sleep around a lot and then allen went ahead and made some heartbreaking decisions and brought naida while i was still figuring stuff out and i just went weLP it’s a sign. and then bless cat for bringing sima not too long after so there’s the twins i wanted bleSS

THALIA just sprouted from my love of tia dalma and the fact that i adored valentine and illyria. but i was also looking for someone to play that was just such a badass. and so i wanted to give the dalma kids a middle sibling and out popped this idea of this final sibling who was so much more highkey than the other two and just super touchy feely and out popped this captain with a flair for dramatics. and i just knew i wanted someone who carried themselves with all of that godly righteousness and superiority and was super capable and knew it. and man i just had all the muse for this ethereal af goddess who was magic and treated everyone like they were beneath her unless they earned her respect.

my sweet baby SAMUEL was the result of me thinking “god imagine how some of these kids i see everyday acted if they were in auradon” and literally he just?? he’s this mix of every single surfer boy i have ever met in my life who weren’t assholes. and i watched lilo and stitch again and i just had this big idea for nani’s kid. cause i just knew like nani is the one that did all the alien wrangling back in the day of course her kid would be the one to take up the job of wrangling the next generation. so out popped this kiddo who was this perfect mix of david’s laid-back attitude and his and nani’s worry and care for their family. i also wanted nani to somehow add to her trophy collection even if she couldn’t do it so i just figured here’s her kid who goes out and kills it and goes to all the competitions she could have gone to and he just tries his best to make her proud. i have also been wanting a wanderer character for the longest time so this traveling athlete who loves stopping in every city he can was perfect. toss in his super shitty surf van that he drives all over the world with and you’ve got this boy

11. is there another muse you’ve been thinking of adding or writing for? who?

okay so i literally have a draft that’s just all the muses i want to bring at some point bUT the mains right now are a daughter of haku, who i actually talked to bailee about because i lovE her she’s so cold and angry omg. but then there’s the daughter of charlotte la bouff, who is supes callous and cold and generally indifferent to isle kids, but is terrIFIED of magic. she hates it so much. and on the other hand, a facilier daughter who is luna lovegood-esque and is just super dreamy and obsessed with the idea of love. but anywho, i have zero time :’)))

21. which muse is the most problematic towards other muses?

okay, i was gonna say ronan because he’s like mr. steal yo girl tbh. but genuinely, it’s thalia. she just gives zero fucks and will rain hell on whoever she feels like. but if we’re basing it on people who have caused actual problems for others, it’s angel and dex :))

[viremialite]

you may be wondering, what’re the syol pals like when they invade other worlds to take over and/or deal with those every-thousand-year-prophecy rpgs?? well buddy i got answers:

hadris  //  always playing final boss, though sometimes he pretends to just be a mindless abomination and other times he’s a hammy evil overlord. has a whole bunch of cool forms and likes to make different Final Forms for every place he conquers. when it’s over it varies how he responds. if he gets sealed away he’s powerful enough to just pretend he got sealed away and sneak out the back door and come back 1,000 years from now, just puts that on in calendar. sometimes he’ll let it look like they killed him for real if he doesn’t feel that world is ready to be conquered yet or they resist so strongly and boldly that he feels they deserve the win, but most of the time he just rematerializes in his more humanish form like nothing happened and is like “haha wow you guys are pretty good! let’s be ‘friendos,’ as the kids say”

orange  //  he and aedi aren’t always sent out on things bc they’re delicate normal human beings, but sometimes he’s sent out to do scouting, help set things up, bring someone coffee before a fight, the likes. sometimes also takes on a role of being hadris’ loyal assistant who gets murdered by him (don’t worry it’s all staged, hadris treats his citrus friend well) to show just how evil he is, and other times he’ll pose as someone who’s a traitor and helps the “heroes” out only to die like a chapter later in a tragic cutscene

aedi  //  mostly the same as orange, but she’ll also often serve a role as being someone people talk to via phone or other means to relay information for the “heroes” to eavesdrop on or someone to give out news when the hadrissquad hijacks Every TV

flann  //  often ends up posing as someone who’s sweet and helpful but then betrays the “heroes” soon enough and goes into boss mode... other times she’ll just appear in feralian form like it’s a tragic curse hadris placed on her and her soul can only be freed via murder... she will always make u sad one way or another

lausac  //  the exact same cocky asshole he always is

mariellu  //  a pretty straightforward boss, usually established to be high in hadris’ ranks. doesn’t need to rp much bc she’s a pretty straightforward loyal warrior bee

lefleuris  //  even smugger and more disconcerting than usual! plays up his blatant suspicious behavior a lot, so he ends up being the second final boss a lot, “murdered” by hadris at some point later, and sometimes hadris even helps him be the Real Final Boss. can’t just be a traitorous bishonen in an rpg and not get to be the Real Final Boss at least once, yknow

valence  //  like mariellu, pretty straightforward loyal warrior grandma. can’t rly get into faking her personality but fortunately she already fits in just fine

loligo  //  usually playing team rocket with lausac with her typical brash personality bc honestly she just likes getting to punch things. sometimes venith will convince her into adopting some gimmick or another or doing some kind of dynamic with her, though... sometimes they’ll both be the local Tough Chicks who’ll beat the shit out of you, sometimes they’ll both play mysterious femme fatales, sometimes they’re bad cop bad cop (theres no good cop, theyre the bad guys), sometimes they’ll amp up their tomboy and girly girl routine... as long as she gets to fight someone she’ll leave happy

elemon  //  typically serves as one of hadris’ most powerful minions, serving as either the big mid-game boss that makes you feel really accomplished or the penultimate boss or something like that.

merah  //  can sometimes be seen in aedi’s role, other times he’s paired up to be a quirky miniboss squad with septicemia, sometimes he openly helps the “heroes” have a chance against hadris, sometimes he’s an eerily nice boss you don’t expect to be a boss until he slime punches u... a boy of many talents!

venith  //  really likes to exaggerate her personality and ham it up... usually 1) likes to act like a haughty anime noble with the “ohohoho” laugh and everything and acts like everyone is beneath her, 2) plays the part of the mysterious and beautiful stranger who only fights one on one, personally, and will probably kiss you 3) full-on femme fatale who spends months on a planet breaking hearts before the invasion even begins just to have a reputation, or 4) a mix of all of the above. no matter what she does though she has a hard time Not flirting with cute girls who can defeat her in battle. fight her and live and you become worthy of her true gaying....

septicemia  //  often paired up with merah and/or lausac (and/or loligo) to be the quirky miniboss squad... doesn’t change too much personality-wise and just has fun being herself and inconveniencing heroes!!

chiro  //  plays the role of chiro shiroiro

amelano  //  also often serves as the penultimate boss, less likely to be mid-game than elemon despite elemon technically being stronger than him, but amelano is the white-haired angel-demon edgy anime prettyboy and hadris loves embracin those tropes. likely to randomly appear before the “heroes” several times to say something ominous and/or declare that they aren’t strong enough yet

they really just like to have a fun time with it all in all... some worlds they make the storyline darker than others but as time goes on their plots and attitudes are increasingly lighthearted in a way. i mean yeah there’s often the threat of your world being destroyed (but yknow not really) but you have fun with it... somehow......

they’re also big fans of kidnapping a “hero” or two and sometimes they’ll let them check out behind the scenes at how it’s all pretty much just a show, often offering them a “role” in some way... like “hey wanna betray your friends for a while?? it’ll be fun” or “hey wanna get a cool brainwashed evil form?? u can keep the costume afterward”

all in all it’s a good time for everyone, get your planet invaded by hadris today! and let him conquer it once story mode is over bc it’s good for your economy

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 09.08.18 lb

ugh back to this half-assed performative apology of his. what’s the point of apologizing HERE, bitch????? go do it in front of her basti-waale and restore her honour. fucking asshole.

ASK HER, TYAGI. ASK HER. SHE’S NOT GONNA TELL YOU, BUT ASK! OR ASK *HIM* WHAT HE DID!

ughhhhhhhhh these fucking flashbacks are making me relive the trauma. 

EXCUSE ME. HOW DARE *YOU* LOOK LIKE THE VICTIM HERE????????? GTFO WITH THIS MOURNFUL PUPPY FACE. 

lmao om is me and i am him. watching this whole thing with the most distasteful expression, yet cannot look away from the ~drama of it allllll. 

.... i hit pause before she could complete her sentence but this dumbass bish is about to say“ jo kuch bhi hua, woh humaare beech mein hai” isn’t she????? 

i mean well and good, it’s the sensible way to go to prevent any further garbage in the press, but ohhhhhhhhhhh goddddddd does he deserve to have it all outed and be shamed in public and then fucking jaileddddddd. 

lol poor tyagi. didn’t get his scoop. 

LMAO WHY IS DAKSH STILL EVEN HERE????????? 

lol you shoulda done that like 5 minutes ago son, when bhaiyya and his wife were distracted with all their angst. now it’s his turn to do some marammat of your face. 

BUT ALSO. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, IS SHIVAAY THE FLASH? HE WAS STANDING BEHIND ANIKA, NEXT TO PRINKU. SUDDENLY HE’S IN FRONT OF HER AND MANAGED TO GRAB HIM? SAME WITH DAKSH???? MATLAB KUCHHHH TOH TRANSITION DIKHAAO? PPL JUST BE TELEPORTING ALL OVER THIS DAMN LIVING ROOM. 

itne pyaar aur sexual tension se toh isne kabhi anika ko nahi pakda.

yes, pleaseeee DO come back, daksh kapoor! you’re the only villain worth watching in this show. 

i mean, svetlana too, but her dumbass plans never really work out. daksh always at least manages to do some damage. 

lmao A+ to camera angles for attempting to make tingu look tall. 

why’s dadi consoling prinku? she was chill af at how everything unfolded. you’re the one who was having a minor heart attack at every slap daksh got, dadi. 

lol ofc omRu are focused on her thappad skills. 

why didn’t anyone bother cluing omRu in on all this? they could have held daksh down as anika and prinku kicked him in the nuts repeatedly. 

ohohoho someone’s allllll team anika now. SAALA, BADA AAYA PLAN KA CREDIT DENE WAALA. IF YOU’D LISTENED TO HER IN THE FIRST PLACE YEH SAB KARNE KI ZAROORAT PADTI HI NAHI. NA PRINKU COMA MEIN JAATI NA ANIKA KE SAATH WOH SAB HOTA. 

you dumbasssssssssssss son of a bitchhhhhhhhhhh shivaaaaaaay WHY THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK COULDN’T YOU FUCKING CHECK THE FUCKING CCTV FOOTAGE BEFOREEEEEEEEEEE, AT ANY ONE OF THE MILLION OTHER INSTANCES, YOU FUCKING GOBARGANESH

why the fuck is anika standing here listening to all this bs? 

yeah no, whoever it was should have run him over. he deserves it. 

om in full on MOM mode. 

HAAN KARNI CHAHIYE THI. WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU?????

NO OM. NO. PIGHALNE KA NAHI. 

GOD WHY IS ANIKA STILL HERE????????????? THIS SELF-SERVING ANIKA ZINDABAAD LECTURE OF HIS IS SO CRINGEY. 

ffs is anika operating under MY HEROOOOOOO kinda feelings now, just coz he came and jalaofied the batti???? godddddddddd. he didn’t even do it with the intention of saving you or anything.

“kaash maine ussi din tumhaari baat maan li hoti. kaash maine us din tumpar yakeen kiya hota.”

“yakeen karte karte bohut der kar di aapne.” 

i hope you stick to this stance and not give in to his damn puppy eyes.

UH HOW DARE YOU??? HOW DAAAAAAAAAARE YOU?????/ YOU DO NOT GET TO TOUCH HER.

she shoulda fucken slapped his hand away, instead of just moving away all dignified.

“ab aapko mujhse kya chahiye?”

“tumhaara saath.”

betaji woh toh milne se raha. 

but at the breakneck pace this track is going at tho, you should be able to get it (it = her forgivness, undying love, all the pati waale rights, including bow chicka bow wow) by like... tuesday.

nothing a tellywood heroine’s sanctimonious ass loves more than a big public exposé. and he promised her the chance to slap as well. how could she say no!

“sirf priyanka ke liye.” that’s their safety phrase in this universe. 

at this rate, sex karte waqt bhi yehi bolna. fucking idiots. 

OH HOW CONVENIENTTTTTTTTT, LEAVING THE MESSY WORK TO HER. GROW A PAIR BILLU. START DOING SOME FUCKING EMOTIONAL LABOUR YOURSELF. GOD. MEN. 

the girl just woke up from a coma literally one hour ago. can you fuckers wait before springing this shit on her?????????????

this poor kid. 

YEAH FUCK OFF OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR PUPPY EYES. LITERALLY JAAKE CHULLU BHAR PAANI MEIN DOOB MARR. 

(i made this gif coz i’ll be using it at least once every lb @ shivaay. please listen to it so you can imagine the level of disdain i have in my voice every time i use the gif.) 

prinku is 1000% ready. she about to spend all night practicing that ulte haath waala maneuver to fucking slap the teeth outta daksh’s lie-spouting mouth. 

payal is the biggest dumbass in this whole plot. firstly for tapping it without wrapping it. secondly for just playing along to anyyyyyyyyone saying anything. daksh ne kaha toh she did this. then anika ne kaha toh she did that. phir se daksh ne kaha toh she did a third thing. and now she’s doing whatever these two are telling her to. honestly woman. for someone with TWO brains inside you right now, you have zero functional critical thinking skillz. 

i heavily relate to shivaay’s daant-chabaana at her stupidity. 

... yeah it’s really none of y’all business about what she does with that baby, so piss off maybe? 

WTF WHY IS SHIVAAY TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE SIDECHICK OF HIS SISTER’S FIANCE AND THEIR ILLEGITIMATE CHILD? THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU????????????? IF YOU WANNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR A CHILD, THERE’S ONE IN ANIKA’S HOUSE THAT COULD USE SOME HELP. THAT ONE IS ACTUALLY ONE IT’S APPROPRIATE FOR YOU TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR. JESUSSSSSSSSS.

yeah literallly fuck off with your maafi payal. NO MAAFI FOR YOU. 

UGH ANIKA, YOU TYAAG KI MURTIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. 

yeah that ladne ka naatak was hella bad. it’s just your good fortune that daksh was an overconfident dumbass. 

lel om feeling hurt he was left out of all this plotting. 

imma just apply navina’s RL to tia baby and headcanon that she’s enjoying herself on the swiss alps rn with a new man. 

are you guys watching her insta live and musically videos? she’s cute af. 

UM NO OM. YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST THING WOULD HAVE BEEN? HIM NOT MARRYING ANYONE. COZ HE DOESN’T DESERVE A WIFE. HIS BROKEN ASS WITH 6000 UNDIAGNOSED MENTAL AND EMOTIONAL ISSUES NEEDS A THERAPIST, NOT A WIFE. 

lel has billu been watching suno chanda? interesting use of the word “zyadti”. 

UM NO OMRU. SHE SHOULDN’T FORGIVE HIM. COULD YOU DUMBASSES GET BACK ON THE RIGHT SIDE???????? 

how convenient dadi’s come around to being on team anika, now that she’s done allllll the fucking emotional labour for this fam. fuck you dadi. in every universe your affection for anika depends on what she can do for you oberois. 

lmao allllll this lecturebaazi mein no one noticed that anika noped the fuck outta there. you self-involved bastards. 

billu ka sensor doesn’t work in this universe kya? 

TADAP, MOTHERFUCKER. TADAPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE GONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, ASSHOLE. SHE GONE AF. 

also, if he isn’t into tia anymore, why is he still wearing the engagement ring she put on him?

TADAP!!!!!!!!! RO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!1 JAL JAL KE MARRRRRRRRRRRRR BC!!!!!

yeah damn right you’re not worthy of maafi. the best thing you can do rn is free her from this garbage sham of a marriage, credit her account with like a few hundred million dollars and set up a cool life for her and gauri somewhere outside this hellish country. new zealand maybe?

who beat shivaay up and can i get a piece of that action? 

LMAO I SINCERELY HOPE IT WAS GAURI, WHO FUCKING WENT TO TOWN ON HIS ASS AND STRAIGHT UP ROUNDHOUSE KICKED HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE. 

and good on omRu for fucking schooling him on his bs maafi maang-ing methods. 

i’ll need at least 3 continuous weeks of billu’s sachche dil waali koshish before i’ll even consider thinking about maafi.