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okay so hiii the high sex w/ hobie has been plaguing my mind since the minute i first saw him...like first there's no way he isn't a stoner....and second... something about him shotgunning into my mouth before he puts his fingers in it too? too good...
ARE YOU HIGH SEX HOBIE ANON?2!/7/&/ YOUR BRAIN I LOVE YOU SMSJSJ.
i’m going crazy imagining him going “open up, pretty girl” before blowing the smoke into your mouth and just barely letting his lips brush against yours.. chasing the smoke with his fingers and watching with low eyes as you suck on them with eyes matching his.
i would say more but.. i gotta make this into a fic.. or some headcanons or smth.. yous a goddamn visionary.
#˚. ✦.˳·˖✶ ⋆.✧̣̇˚. mcon mail 💌#[hobie]#he makes me insane#you gotta stick around i like the way you think.#we can b great friends#hobie brown smut#hobie brown x reader#˚. ✦.˳·˖✶ ⋆.✧̣̇˚. mcon imagines 💭#[mail: sagisongs]
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What if. What if. What if we combined the Revenge and Pahkitew casts and make a whole 27 episode season with them. What if we did that
#watching an all stars video#and they say there’s not enough of the revenge cast to justify an all stars season which is true#do you know how we can rectify that.#this is an INCREDIBLY loose idea compared to everything else I’ve though of but#I do know that it would be 22 contestants and Leonard; Amy; Rodney; Max and maybe Cameron would be cut#and that Ella; Zoey and Dawn would get along great and be friends#so would beardo and B#but that’s it#I hate how passionate I am about total drama#only a little though#total drama#Starry speaks
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Breathing into a paperbag thinking about the possibility of Elbaf digging the conflict from Water 7 back up again and maybe exploring some long-term repercussions of Luffy and Usopp’s fight that not even they themselves were aware of and and and and and-
LISTEN. the Water 7 Saga absolutely rewired the way I understood the crew and how each member views themselves and the roles they play. And it’s been some time since the Strawhat’s exploration of the New World has allowed them to really take time and consider themselves and each other like that again.
And Elbaf just sounds (MUAH) like such a wonderful opportunity to do exactly that, it sounds perfect, primarily in the way it ties all the way back to the Strawhat’s early days on the Grand Line. And when you look at the presence of the Giant Pirates in Little Garden and Enies Lobby, what they share is that both times the Giants Served the purpose mirroring the conflicts between the crewmates and highlighting the importance of loyalty and comradery. Shit writes itself. Come on Elbaf don’t let me down. Come on Usopp I know you can hit us with another world shattering arc just take the stage love.
#remember when Dorry and Brogy’s story served to introduce us to Zoro and Sanji’s rivalry#by showing that even though they fight constantly theyd break if they lost each other and deep down they are still crew#and now we have an unresolved death pact looming over the two of them#Remember when Kashi and Oimo taught Usopp that the cost of loyalty can b great and harrowing but it is beyond rewarding for the right perso#just when he was doubting wether he was truly strong enough to stand at Luffy’s side or at all capable of the bravery needed to be a pirate#and now he’s going to have to look these friends and allies in the eye and be the one to show them all that his decision to remain-#-a Strawhat has brought him#when asked to look at his journey so far and ask himself if he’s truly reached his ideals will he be able to smile wide and say yes?#or will the seeds of doubt and anxiety start planting themselves in his heart again?#hell you know what would be rlly cool for me. If throughout this arc EVERYONE began losing themselves to their own doubts BUT him#Like okay okay thats an exaggeration but do you get what I mean?#Usopp staying calm and collecting and making tough calls and getting back up again all without realizing-#-that he’s truly acting like the Captain he always wanted to be#thatd be so good. god i hope this upcoming arc hits harder than crack#one piece#elbaf#usopp#monkey d. luffy#strawhat pirates
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watched the musical demon show (don't wanna name it so this post isn't in the tags) at the behest of an IRL friend and i can already tell this is going to be a piece of media where i absolutely cannot stop thinking about it, not because i really love the show as-is, but because it has so many individual components i really like and find incredibly fun or compelling, and i'm so frustrated that it doesn't come together for me
i think the main thing i can say about it as a show, setting aside some of the insensitive choices that were made that i really don't feel qualified to tackle or talk about, is that the entire thing sort of gives off this vibe of someone really excited to show you every single oc they made in high school and college and i very genuinely mean that in both the best and worst ways possible
there are some good hooks for season two though so i will absolutely give them that
#the vibe is just like... they are just soooo excited to get all their ideas out that it becomes... messy and badly paced#like there are so many moments that are cool or fun or emotional in a vaccuum but they don't connect fully y'know#because this arc or character was JUST introduced so there isn't proper build up. everything moves too quick#and it's frustrating because you can TELL that the people making this show love their ideas and characters#and i more than get thta! i am also someone with a lotta ocs i love to blab about#but i think they have been working with them so long that they#a. assume we are already just as attached to them as they are without always doing that work#b. assume we've seen all the supplemental material which. i have not#and i don't think that a professional show is the type of thing where there should be a barrier of entry that involves like#podcasts and comics and twitter threads and IC instagram posts about characters to do that emotional/lore legwork y'know#i love lore and supplemental stuff obviously but this should still be like#a satisfying experience for me a person who saw the pilot however many years ago and then has not interacted with the show or fandom since#idk man stuff felt rushed and messy and i wish i liked it more#it needed more slow moments i think. the two scenes where the group all drinks together (minus one awful joke in the bar scene) are like#the best in the show to me becase i actually believe these guys are FRIENDS. i wanna see them hang out more!#i wanna see them actually really grow to like each other organically!!! i wanna see them build connections and grow better slowly!!!#songs absolutely slap though. soundtrack is probably gonna be in my spotify unwrapped 2024#i love me a musical and that inspiration is on its sleeve which i love#also imo the humor isn't great usually. it's very juvenile imo and sometime that works but it often doesn't#(for me at least humor is obviously SUPER subjective)#also tonally they have this 'have your cake and eat it too' issue which bugs me. it's exemplified by the v's (one in particular)#actually i could go on a whole rant about the v's if anyone is interested because god i have some Thoughts#and i think my issues with the v's (namely one v) encapsulates many issues i have with the show#despite all this rambling i actually did enjoy a lot of my time with it. i just don't think it was well-written if that makes sense
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#hello to anyone who happens to b interested in the saga of my life... also maybe the irl person i gave my url to... hopefully my blog#didnt freak her out too much lol. anyway so its been a busy week? 2 weeks? month? year? life? its been a lot. my parents helped me move#across the country from the desert to somewhere that's beautiful and green. my dad is so jealous of me lol its so so so pretty and theres s#so much to do. will i do any of it? that remains to be seen but im gonna try to be better about that sort of thing. try to get some help#with the thoughts in my head that keep me from doing and enjoying most things. its weird like im decorating my new room which i love. the#location and living situation seem ideal and i really hope i can stay here all 5 years of my program but i was picking a lot of bright#colors and now it feel uncomfortable. like if i wear things that r too bright or my room is too bright without dark contrast it feel weird#like if im wearing it it kinda makes me feel sick. idk what thats abt. anyway. ill try to heal my brain and im just so happy to b out of the#southwest. i was so so so excited when we were leaving thr city and even more so when we left the state. i cant believe im here. in December#it felt like a million years away and i really truely could not fathom how i was gonna survive that long. my thoughts were so distorted. but#i did and here i am. and in like a month i should b starting my phd program and my parents were telling me how excited ppl r for me and#jealous of where im living and im glad. im glad they're excited. i think i am too but its under a layer of: if i get excited it wont happen#im not allowed to b excited or it wont happen. which is irrational but ya kno. anyway so that's yeah. im so happy to have a fresh start and#the town seems super cool. a liberal blip in a sea of... not that so theyre very visibly pride forward haha and i think itll b way easier#for me to get around without driving. and im gonna try to make friends. i need someone to tell me where to get tattoos haha. so yea im happy#but exhausted and i dont wanna go back to work and so so greatful to my parents for being wonderful ppl idk how bc both of them had fucked#up childhoods. like my mum will say the saddest shit and im like bro this is y i don't wanna talk to my grandma fuck her and my dads parents#r so fucked. like my nana is the reason im so fucking control freaked out but i kno i have issues and she has no insight and thinks shes#better than everyone. anyway hopefully i can get back to drawing a posting more now. ive been drawing it its been in a sketch book#like an actual sketch book for sketching big ideas thst r gonna take fucking forever to draw 😭#so that's all. just uprooted my whole life. thats all. but in a good way :-]#unrelated
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#so it's Infect Your Friends And Loved Ones with the bit about 'everyone around here knows about you'#even if it's positive- the world pays so much more fucking attention to my life for being trans and it makes me.. shiver?#coffee clerk fumbled every facet of taking my order and the apology landed super duper sideways#'oh sorry! it's just that it's my first time helping *you* is all- just seen you around a lot before. you know.' yeah? know what exactly?#how's that supposed to make me feel? every month they hire someone new and we get to do the same tiring song and dance#another young-20s clerk that will not stop trying to make small talk w/me beats ones that only glare yeah- this isn't pain just frustration#and like YES it's better than the cashier that beats the shit out of my beers on purpose or crumples receipts to hand them to me#or the audible 'see- told you he's a man' commentary when he can see stubble behind a mask on days that can't bother me to shave#like the pharmacists at this supermarket make me well aware that nobody else gets their E here. the store knows the local tranny. great.#genpop cannot reliably be fucking Normal Abt Transfems to the point that it makes me wanna thank the rare coworker that just like.#doesn't treat me like anyone different or special or a threat or a curiosity or an object or a shot to gain social capital for being nice?#getting told by young-20s cis girls that calling me dude didn't mean anything b/c they're 'y'know! *also* [limp wrist mime] *girlypop!*'#hits closer to home than getting called a slur to my face because the latter asshole doesn't pretend to be my friend and just.#skips straight to making me a paper doll in their head of what it means to be me and shaped like me and dressed like me and it's.. slimy.#'everyone around here knows about you.'
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i wanna kis (´ . .̫ . `) it's almost midnight ladies u know what that means .. (yearning hours)
#me n my friend got crossfaded n rly cozy and i wanted 2 cuddle but that wouldn't b appropriate btwn us (´ . .̫ . `) i wouldn't#dare ask omg. but now i rly want someone 2 lay on my chest n hold them n give each other eepy kisses ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎#i also wasn't expecting company 2 day bc i didn't have the energy 4 stuff this wk and it's like (｡ﾉω＼｡)#i don't wanna kick u out given ur night but i should be laying down rn (´-﹏-`；) either that or doin fuck all in the back lol#and so i brought us 2 the back n we smoked n talked in the dark‚ and got to trade ghost stories bc she also dealt w ghosts as a kid 0:#that was fun (❁´◡`❁) I'd been wanting to do that w her since i found out#it's nice having a friend who's been into horror since they were young too ╰(￣ω￣ｏ) that talk was after watching 2 movies hehe#we saw evil dead rise n malignant 😈 and then talking abt spiritually in a non-religious sense then ghosts#and originally i was gonna get food but nah we used a coupon for 2 pizzas n got delivery it's been an extremely chill night and i needed it!#things have been so crazy this week with work omg. my weekend is probs gonna b uneventful (hopefully!) and i wanna b at home!!#just veg out n play bibyo gaym (〒﹏〒) and buy more bags of food for the squirrels n birds#these squirrels omg 😂 i work in the back and they know i give them food so they've been getting up on my lap sometimes like hello??#or i look over my laptop and fr see a squirrel just sitting in the chair across from me poking their head up over the table staring#i knoooow babies i know I'll get u ur food as soon as possible. omg and i have monday off?? i forgor ;u; !! n e ways I'm feeling good 2night#started out Yearning but (✿^‿^) what a great way to start my weekend. she called me just as i was wrapping things up w work :3#i can actually Breathe this weekend and I'm not exhausted (￣ヘ￣;) nice.#im gonna go listen 2 my silly little music n go back 2 yearning hehe. but hiii a girl is Up now and im v stoned n in sleepover mode
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Hi Kit, I read your answer about catty!Obi-Wan in the reunion AU in which you wrote that he doesn't like Rex. Does he show this or will he slowly accept Rex in Anakins life? (I don't even want to imagine what would happen if an omega in one of Anakins class would flirt with him. Would Obi-Wan destroy them? :D)
Ha! I think catty Obi-Wan actually meets Rex in person (after weeks of hating him because he and anakin text all the time and have so many classes together and YES this was what he WANTED, Vos, but not like THIS) and he’s ready to be the world’s most possessive and clingy omega
(He’s been basically attached to Anakin for like a week now and Anakin has no idea what’s going on hit also he’s not complaining in fact he is thriving)
But then he actually meets Rex and sees him interact with Anakin and it’s just. Its so platonic. Not a whiff of tension or intention to steal Anakin or anything!!
So he just like slinks off from his position in Anakin’s lap and is like “alright never mind. This is fine.”
(anakin is now SO confused! What did he do to lose his cuddles???)
(The answer, of course, is nothing. Obi-Wan just doesn’t feel the need to stake his claim so publicly anymore.)
#asks#squick tag: a/b/o#you be the tightrope#also bet#a cute omega asks anakin to be partners in a film class project#and he’s like sure! and then the omega is like great we can watch at yours or mine#and anakin is like actually lets watch at obi-wan’s he has the best tv#and the omega is like…are you sure your friend isn’t going to mind?#and anakin is like nah! its for school! he’ll be home late anyway because he has a tennis thing. we can watch the movie there!#(spoiler alert: obi-wan DOES mind)
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been on the verge of a boohoo sesh all day reee
#this trashy ass rude ass entitled ass person kept calling our call center today#reps were messaging me asking what to do b/c his attitude was so rancid. like the dude's insane if he had any friends i'd be surprised#anyway we managed but i hate bullies and i'm mad we cant just 'we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone' him#b/c this dude was traaaaaaaash#absolutely demented#on top of that im just. not having a great time physically. i feel unwell constantly and can barely eat and when i do i feel nauseous#and i called the GI office today and they said i cant get the endoscopy they referred in til NEXT MARCH.#my pcp didnt help im gonna call insurance and see if they can do anything about this. bc this. this is bs lmfaooo#also did a brain mri this year and they found nothing (thankfully) but that doesnt explain why i constantly feel woozy or lightheaded#the kind you feel when you're drunk or high? i went 2 weeks without weed and i'd still feel it at random#maybe it is just the Stress#guess ill die#xangoeswah
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I think among the many things in the "both sides were equally bad crowd" (the ones I've griped about before being why is it so bad if one is and why is everything Az does still Crowley's fault even though he largely had the same info, minus some details, he just didn't want to accept what it meant) that chafes me wrong is that Aziraphale literally makes a life decision for the both of them. Like he goes nervously at first bc he knows Crowley might be irritated but he's like Great news! he's already assumed Crowley is going to be thrilled for...no reason. Like Crowley has literally never expressed any interest in going back just anger at what happened which...sure maybe bc his jacked perspective is the same thing except Crowley regularly attacks Heaven as much as Hell.
Like sure Crowley is rude when he says no but Aziraphale really approached it like he thought he was offering Crowley salvation and that's...
#rude buddy#like 'I'm offering' too#even though it was Metatron's pitch it quickly stopped being 'we can go to heaven together' and quickly became 'but you can follow me and b#my second in command'#for the Amazon comparison it's like want to come run Amazon and be my secretary?#because obviously. He can't actually be second in command. That's Michael and Uriel etc....#like he really said won't it be great to go to Heaven and you can be there too.#cmo's log#blah blah blah good omens#personally if my friend was like Hey I've arranged it so you can JOIN THE GOOD GUYS . I would lose my mind#much less if I was like what if we do x instead and they went I forgive you#I'll steal your dog and your children and your sense of self buddy
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no, More active effort, More conscious consideration
#boo we HATE your [the implicit perspective that anything taking less effort / less thought is Good / an Improvement]#and it's like Getting Good at anything. Some element does become easier to navigate successfully?#great so now you can forever move on to devoting more conscious effort to Another element / really further evolutions of the same process#build on whatever understanding. if you realize something you thought was Correct seems not to be?#congratulations: it was inaccurate / too limited all along but now You know that. Better#thinking about [effort] thinking about [communication] means emitting a psychic blast doing all the Languaging of honing ideas#and b/c interactions are two way streets you get no guarantee anyone will listen / put effort into considering what they're picking up#it's a delight when someone Does happen to feel you're worth effort but everyone could be doing that on principle. they are not lol.#some actually not [jfc] comment on an akd interview like#they speak w/such precision they're used to not being listened to or understood like#well we'd have to ask them ofc but i won't even argue w/that concept lol#having One Chance To Get A Word In Ever like but you don't really when ppl misunderstand you which is an inevitability#and then made more likely by any number of factors. including not considering you worth the effort of Trying to understand#if they misinterpreted what you're conveying no they didn't; that's just What You Meant. double empathy style#gotta be out here figuring out The Approach when the outlier is ppl who do Not [only think you're worth effort as An Obstacle]#alleging how when you like urself you will now Earn Friends like the more i respect myself the more idc if i'm Interpersonally Beliked#the interpersonal relationship that Is guaranteed relevant of ''we're both people in the world & so already in relation in just that way''#i love to Socialize by being in public ''alone'' like clearly no i'm not & like getting to take up my bit of space / do my bit of a thing#while this fits into everyone else also having their presence; doing their thing; is >>>>> being with a group as its nth wheel for no reaso#the effort of what communication works w/what person in what situation#the effort of what navigation of the inherent mutual effect of your sharing [whatever System (like; physics style)] works out best / better#when ppl imagining this are still limiting it to Certain Interactions b/w everyone anytime as the ''ideal''....#sesame street was out here like. sometimes there's people wanting to be alone / who are ''unfriendly'' & they're still part of things#once again it's like kermit thee frog knows what's up. mister macabee old timey barkeep what should i do#furiosa as well lmao i should watch fury road again. i can sense it#you can't have much of a chitchat with her. and yet
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ok had another ‘deep’ convo or whatever with this girl (until 4 in the morning amazing since i had to be up early today) and she really is a lovely person. and i still like her so much. but i feel like i had this sinking feeling of oh jesus christ i don’t know if i can ever say something to you about this
#i mean. we talked about a Lot clearly and i feel like. idk if she is really truly just straight and im an idiot#or if she’s maybe. bi and not willing or needing to like worry about it. yk#and i’m genuinely so happy after everything we’ve talked about that she’s in like a good place and i really#do adore just. this strange dynamic we’ve built. but how much did i overestimate how much it meant to her?#ok well hang on. how much did i possibly mistake tension for… well idk. her just being someone that likes attention and us both enjoying#just talking about whatever. lol#because she is very kind and even if i am mistaking the feelings she’s still very thoughtful toward me and i appreciate that#like she’s a good friend. that unfortunately i’ve had the thought of. oh no if we keep talking am i gonna fall in like one sided love here#hopefully i can keep that under control if i can keep the expectations managed lol#i don’t know what to think whatever!!!!!!!!!!!!#film girl saga#like it feels like we’re building this foundation of trust and comfort and we’ve talked explicitly about sexuality and perception and#idk a bunch of shit. idek how many times now. and i just don’t. sigh#i don’t think she would stop being friends with me but it’s the classic well great now i don’t want it to be weird#and maybe we have a strange enough dynamic that it could easily pass lol idk.#she unfortunately knows how overthinky i am now and i know a little more abt how her thought process works#and it’s like we’re circling these conversations and i’m petrified to know if she ever. has Perceived the feelings. and either#gotten caught up in that and confused or still just enjoyed the conversation enough to look past it. or whatever another altnerative could b
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#okay so like#that was technically a nightmsre but like holy shit it was so cool#??? great movie plot and all i suppose and very dramatic presentation lmaoo shoutout to my subconscious#good one#i dont remember all of it but we were like in a castle or something and there seemed to b some sort of spirit (?)#which already got to one person#and idk twords the end it was like me there other two young women and a witch(?). i guess we brouyht her to deal#with the issue idk? so. she goes on abt how this and that needs to b done and how essentially we have to do some ritual to be bound#to some goddess for the sake of protection or something. so i was like. okay#(protection from whatever tf was in the castle)#so i lay down on this table partially naked my two friends (?) and myself quite anxious and the witch starts to paint in black paint (?)#char (?) mostly geometric symbols and runes over my entire body (which were cool as hell) and chanting things and whatever while#my friends are like. getting more anxious but im starting to kinda fall asleep under whatever spell#and i manage to ask the witch before its over - so the deal is. a part of myself in exhange for protection - yes? asking for confirmation#again#and she replies something along the lines - she only asks for your service (or smthing like that) and i was like. that i can do. but#i didnt pick up on the slight edge in the tone lmao. so. the spell gets completed. i pass out or die or i feel my soul sink down and leave#my body and im like okay cool. waiting to be returned into my body now that the ritual is technically over. for a second i get scared but#then. i seem to open my eyes. i seem to move my hands and get up and stand up off the table. except i realize very quickly that. im not in#my body. the witch and ppl are gone and. im essentially just a ghost not attached to the actual body which i still laying there. and then.#i realize there are. so many. and i mean so many. versions of myself in this ghost form in a state of absolute fucking insanity throughout#the castle. like Losing it badd like screaming nonstop banging against shit sitting around hysterically muttering etc etc just. the entire#hall that im in is just fucking full of them. and i realize. those are the other versions of me which have woken up just like i did rn#and realized the body had been stolen and were trapped like this. and theyd all been losing their minds for god knows how long. and now.#im just version 473839 of myself which has tried to wake up in a desperate attempt but still found myself unbound to body and trappee#so. i feel like im abt to lose it in 5 seconds flat as bad as the other ghost versions of me are. bc this shit is horrifying. like more#horrifying than just waking up alone would have been. and then idk?? fucking?? dramtic movie shots around the castle bc my brain was on#some directing shit. and like it pans out but then focuses at some point on this painting on the wall. which i realize is a painting of one#of the dudes in the castle which seemed to have been possessed or affected by whatever we brought the witch to fix. but. taking a closer#look (w the overlapping screams of my several selves in the background). i see that. the dude in the painting seems alive. hes Stuck in the
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one of my old friends who moved to France came back omg !!
#we’re trying to make plans to meet up#I think Thursday is the best option for me#bc I can get the train that arrives at 4#and then we can spend an hour together b4 I get picked up#n I could do the same thing next Monday except I think that’s a bank holiday#so frustrating trying to do it like this#but idk how my aunt wld take if I told her I want to meet up w my friends#my other friend said she wants to meet on Saturday tho#so kind of have to ask her..#ugh I’m not even looking forward to meeting her as much as I am him#like our conversation just now was like. 10x better than any I’ve had w her#and we haven’t even spoken for like the entire 2 yrs he was in france#anyways he said he doesn’t know if he can leave school in his frees#if he can then it would b great bc we both have the same wed afternoon free
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can’t believe it’s already like almost halfway thru june. what
#this summer is really just blurring by#well at least im not getting too insufferably bored and lonely yet#i am getting there though#only thing stopping me is my sense of time and place being very blurred & disoriented#due to my sleep schedule being absolutely fucked ever since st4 released#due to that all the days just blend together and i never rly know what time it is or what’s happening#so i don’t get too bored or lonely! :3 but like i said i am close#ohh i want to talk to people… sigh#may or may not be hanging w friends tmrw? a little scared though bc it’s some ppl i want to impress#we’re playing 10c & i haven’t prepared and will prob be tired and!! ahh!!! VERY scared it’ll be a shit campaign!!!#the last few have been! not great! kind of my fault bc i’ve just not been In It the past few times it is TIRING gming#but these are new players too which is even MORE tiring….. sighhh#let’s hope i can scrape something decent together#worse comes to worst we do another stupid funny shits and gigs session#like the one with weird harry styles & a/b/o greek life lore
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Boruto things that made me lose my mind (ep 25-40):
If I hear "what a drag..." one more time, so help me god, I will lose it
Pointing out clichés in your writing isn't clever, it's still bad writing
Suigetsu @ mitsuki: here's your intel, little gay boy
Boruto: kagura is a good ninja, his ancestry doesn't matter! Bad guy: kagura is a bad ninja, he freaks out and kills everyone when he weilds a sword (if kagura wasn't a ninja he would have nothing to feel bad abt, why is that not an option?)
Naruto 🤝 Boruto making all the boys obsessed with them
Sarada: were u really good friends with lord 7th as a child? Sakrua: ...we were more like family (well... im glad she didnt lie abt being his friend)
Boruto staring up at a beautiful sky: even if I tried, I don't think I could forget this (never say never, kid, ur dad once forgot he had a crow shoved down his throat)
Naruto @ orochimaru: our relationship is one of cooperation (natuto ur past self would beat the piss outta you)
The genin exam in naruto's time looks unhinged in comparison to the boruto extensive testing: if u can shadow clone yourself, u r ready to die in mortal combat (clearly kakashi made sweeping changes in his time as hokage)
Konoha: things have changed in this village, u don't have to be a ninja if u don't wanna :-D But if u do wanna, you make the decision to put ur life on the line at age fucking 12. So, progress but still on the path to dead children. That's our ninja way.
Why does iruka look 20 years older than kakashi when he's like 4 years younger 😭
Wow a sarada/boruto accidental kiss. It's just like the naruto/sasuke kiss, except with 1000% less romantic tension
Orochimaru: I must make sure my beloved synthetic son has free will. Therefore I will lie to his face, force him to confront the horror of his existence and make a high stakes choice about his allegiance, and erase his memory 6 times until I get the result I want
Why are all naruto missions involving bridges cursed?
#i dont kno where were going plot wise. and i dont kno how im supposed to feel abt any of this#im glad were out of the academy bc i find most of the friends annoying but i like team 7 and also i lov inojin lol#but like. i dont kno where were going. bc theres a lot of talk abt: u dont have to be a ninja! the world doesnt need ninja so much#but with a rising tide of enemies like: make ninjas great again#and boruto is like: idk what i wanna do with my life but also i wanna show my dad im better than him#and like i really reallu just want boruto to not be a ninja. like he should be a teacher or a nurse or something#hes extremely talented and fairly emotionally intelligent and he cares abt ppl a lot#so i want him to b like: fuck being a ninja. its ppl i care abt. i dont have to bleed for ppl to ensure they love me#and then b like dad ur life was fucked. u can rest now naruto can come to terms with how fucked#everything was and continues to be. but fucking there r dinosaurs apparently st somw point so fucking i dont kno where we r going#mitsuki is my boy tho. protect him from orochimaru. orochimaru should b in blood prison or dead lol#but whatever. its not a good show but i am enjoying it. its just kinda cursed#unrelated#naruto ramblings#im hardcover procrastinating. ugh.
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