#we stan a humble queen

[sl0wdiver]

"Of course it's not like five stars, but I like the bed" Safiullin is so REAL

[gold-rhine]

Fun fact: At one point, Kaveh got into a disagreement with Faruzan over some academic stuff and the end result was him drinking away the pain of being dragged for filth and verbally decimated with facts and logic at the tavern. Al-Haitham, in the sense that only he is allowed to reduce Kaveh to that sort of level, then went to give Faruzan a piece of his mind the following day, only to have it end with him sitting in the same tavern and drinking away the pain of not only the academic lashing he got from her, but how he essentially did it to himself.

Source: Faruzan's Lore - Character Story 2

"A certain researcher even went a bridge too far in their persuasion, making such claims as "in the future, Kshahrewar will be the only Darshan that can do research into machines!" and "the era of interpreting ancient texts is over!" This person wound up being chastised by an irate Faruzan for as long as it would take to sit through two entire classes.

They say that that evening, this poor researcher would be nursing some alcohol in Lambad's Tavern, aghast and humbled in equal measure.

A friend of his from Haravatat spent the whole night consoling him, while plotting in his heart to debate this old fogey and show her what for.

Alas, Lambad's Tavern would have a new inconsolable drunk the very next day."

wait she really managed to make alhaitham console kaveh asdfghj marriage counseling queen

she's so funny, we stan

[f10werfae]

My own Milf

pairing: Tom Holland x Older!Girlfriend!Reader

summary: Fans retell the best moments of what they see from tom holland and Y/n’s spicy relationship (Tom is 26, Reader is 31) (Requested by Anon)

Likes, comments and reblogs are appreciated🫶

Tom Masterlist, Full Masterlist

@/bornintheflesh: Tom finally posted a pic of him and his new girlfriend, and she is so hot. What a milf. I really don’t care if she’s 31, they make such a sexy couple wtf, did y’all not see the photo of them at the beach. TOM IS ENJOYING HER BLUE BIKINI A BIT TOO MUCH, his hands are gripping onto her ass for dear life😭😭

@/osterfieldlol: Harrison said on his story that he introduced Y/n and Tom, and that the first time Tom saw Y/n he said to Harrison “I’ve got to get her number mate” So he likes to think they’re the reason they got together

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@/Marvelgyal101: Why are you guys hating on their age gap? Just cause it ain’t you. They’re such a beautiful couple and they both treat each other so well, that video of them both feeding each other at Tom’s family barbecue was everything!🫶

>> @/loserlovers: So true! I’ve seen some people call her a gold digger, but don’t they know she’s literally one of the only women representing her field?! Lord have mercy these people are dumb. Anyways Stan Y/n L/n, she’s a gorgeous independent woman who wouldn’t even need Tom to sustain herself

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@/spiderwickman: Can Tom just marry her already? They acting too cute to just be bf and gf, surely he’s already put a ring on her? That story Tom told where every morning Y/n gets a shower and he ends up joining her just to piss her off, THAT IS TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART TO HANDLE

>> @/Y/nL/n: PSA. The only reason it pisses me off is because he gets too handsy and then that leads to a two hour shower and then I get hungry. THEN I HAVE TO COOK BECAUSE HES TOO LAZY.

>>> @/TomHolland: Now come on love, you love my pancakes

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@/bunnyrabbitexpress: Did anyone see Tom’s tattoo? It’s a tattoo of a dove on his shoulder, and he said it’s because it’s what he used to call Y/n when they first started officially dating😭 Don’t mind me just sleeping on the highway tonight😭

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@/Y/nL/n: Can someone please tell @/TomHolland that i’m not talking to him until he returns all underwear to my closet, he’s such a pervert and now i’m left going commando 25/8. Or i’m stuck wearing his stinky boxers, 😪

>> @/TomHolland: Well i’m telling you, Y/n Holland, I prefer you without em, plus those lace things look terribly uncomfortable. So i’m doing you a favour, stick to the granny panties or go bare❤️

>>> @/liviaughholland: HE HAS TURNED INTO A SEXUAL BEAST, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM😍😭😭 Lowkey lovin the PDA tho, so keep goin

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@/Biggiraffe: Saw Y/n and Tom out in London walking Tessa, well actually, it was Y/n walking Tessa while Tom took videos of them from behind laughing and giggling as Tessa just trotted pulling Y/n along to her hearts desire.

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@/princesstulip: My sister saw the Holland couple on the beach in Spain, she told me Tom was literally all over Y/n like a rash. Reapplying her sunscreen for her, refilling her drinks, kissing her body literally EVERYWHERE, puckering his lips for a kiss anytime she complimented his sand castle he built around her and adding a moat to “protect his queen”

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@/lestalk: No one makes me happier than seeing fan girls get humbled. While Y/n and Tom arrived at the airport in New York, they were absolutely ambushed by fans and paps, to a point where Y/n was physically pushed over because someone had clearly deliberately tripped her. AND TOM WENT BALLISTIC, SHOUTING AT PEOPLE TO “Calm down and step away from me and my girlfriend please! We just want to get out of here” Poor Y/n I think had to be seen by a medic because she hurt her knee or something💔

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@/TomHolland: Happy 32nd birthday to the love of my life, and my forever home, Y/n L/n (will be Holland soon I promise) Thank God I went to Harrison’s party and met you, because I seriously don’t know where i’d be without you. I love your gorgeous self, mind and spirit; that ass too but that’s for later ;).

Lots of love, your Tommy

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@/butterlfycocooon: Y/N AND TOM ARE ENGAGED, SHE JUST POSTED A PHOTO OF THEM AND HER HOLDING HER HAND UP WITH A DIAMOND RING OMGOMGOMG. THANK GOD WE ONLY HAD TO WAIT A YEAR AND A HALF, IT WAS GETTING DESPERATE

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@/britishteafluff: Y/n is glowing, I don’t know why or how, but she’s got a different kinda beauty going on right now and i’m in love, sorry Tom. That photo Tom posted of her in a sundress with his family has gotten me starstruck, the way she carries herself so elegantly! Also not Tom’s mom hugging Y/n and not her own son, rip Tom lol

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@/DailyMagazine: Breaking News! Tom Holland and lover Y/n L/n seen shopping at baby aisle at the local Target, does this mean a new arrival is on the way? Y/n and Tom have been together for 2 years now, with her being 33 and him being 28, last year we saw the couple engaged by the Swiss Alps; now are we seeing another new Holland?! Not only that, fans are also gushing at the sight of Tom wrapping his arms around his stunning fiancée, the couple seen to be as in love as the day they revealed their relationship. Whatever the pictures mean, we wish the happy couple the best!

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PSA: As some of you know because of Taglists getting too big for some of my writing, I am making a library blog where I will simply reblog all my writing and ONLY my writing. Everything I write will still be posted here! Instead of my taglist, you can now follow @f10werfaes-cosy-collection 🫶 You can turn on post notifs if you wish, and instead of receiving a tag, you will see i’ve reblogged my own writing onto my library blog! Hope that isn’t too confusing, if there’s any questions then let me know♥️

Taglist (Until my library blog is ready!):

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[kitttttchaos]

Toph being unhinged in the Avatar comics (keep scrolling if you don’t want spoilers)

starting off with this gem

debating whether or not I’m a Penga stan

😳 I mean slay

Yes! Destroy Liling’s decor!

my Type 8 and wing 9 arguing with each other

This is just perfect

And of course we love a humble queen

[no487]

post-dawntrail dashboard simulator

🐝 honeyblovelyspaypig Follow

GOOD MORNING WORKER DRONES 🫡 TODAY OUR BEE-UTIFUL HONEY B. LOVELY IS ABOUT TO FIGHT AT THE ARCADION AGAIN!

I URGE YOU TO SPECTATE OUR QUEEN BEE'S MATCH. SUPPORT HER IN DROVES. WE ARE THE HONEY B. LOVELY FANDOM AND WE WON'T RELENT!!!!!!

🐝 honeybeelinexoxo Follow

Not even a princess, she's a queen PRIMA DONNA. Please, an gorgeous FAIRY. A honey bee with sparkle pixie dust . Honey B. Lovely is like an experiment to see what a butterfly could do after starving for flowers for 24 hours. Honey B. Lovely is so MAGNIFICENT, a fairy and a GODDESS.

🐝 kiss-honey-b-feet Follow

i love you honey b lovely pls go out w me!!!!!!!!!!

💣brutalbreaker Follow

most normal honey b. lovely stans

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🐈‍⬛ black-cat-number-one Follow

so hey why is an eight year old in charge of solution nine now

🦎gulool-ja Follow

Free Ice Cream For Everybody!!!!!!

🐈‍⬛ black-cat-number-one Follow

never mind my king i'm sorry for slandering you

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🏍️ dirty-solution-nine-confessions Follow

Confession #9,523

zoraal ja was actually sexy when he wasn't threatening our lives and putting us in danger, only if he were still alive 💔

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Submitter, this is actually kinda insane!

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Hello, Alexandrians! I am a friend to all, and a worshiper of our Matron - Nophica. I would love to invite you to experience our cultures and customs here at Gridania in the Black Shroud! We are humble farmers interested in your agricultural technology, especially in a post-Allagan age. It will be an official event at the Amphitheatre approved of by the Elder Seedseer herself!

Please come over, I'd love to see you here!

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don't listen to OP. he's trying to trick u into kneeling for big tits

🐉 i-drink-dragon-blood Follow

I have a question for Alexandrians: What do you think our Ishgardian customs of marrying dragons and fucking them?

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guys........ please......... this isn't a good first impression, we have 2 ease em into dragon-fucking......

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[themarysuep]

Over 2 years later and Iman still attends events with the same boots. We stan a humble queen:

[localfanbaselurker]

First time watching Voltron: Legendary Defender and documenting my thoughts

This is Season 4

S1-2 | S3 | S5 | S6 | S7 | S8 |

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<this one is going to be shorter, as I have only recently finished this season, and the grief is still fresh (lol), so the thoughts are only just starting to simmer. strap your asses in>

Pre-Season 4 Thoughts

-> Keith joining the blades is going to be a huge plot device, I feel

-> PLEASE for the love of CHRIST let that poor little girl find her brother and father. If they are dead dreamworks better be ready to catch these hands

->I’ve heard people claim this is the “last good season”, but i stay strong 💪 and will watch till the end

->wouldn’t the paladin switch not make sense now? Cus shiro is back as the black paladin and it makes no sense for Lance to be red like it originally had? If anything, he should’ve gone back to blue, and Allura to red, because Allura is very accepting/encouraging of shiro’s role as leader. I guess they didn’t wanna do it all over again. But I digress 🤷‍♀️

->im gonna miss my Pookie (🤍❤️🤍)

Post-S4

->do they do this every two seasons?? Have an epic battle where they have a big preparation and say it’ll 100% end the war but it doesn’t and something crazy happens after they win and it sets up the next season??

->FUCK YEAH PIDGE GOT HER BROTHER BACK IM SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP 💪💪🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏🙏🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

->^genuinely cried so hard during this scene. would’ve cried more if I wasn’t recovering from the initial shock.

->^cried during this one too, but it was happy tears. I could actually just do a whole reaction post to this episode alone. (if you want me to js say so in the rbs/replies)

->the callback to s1! “color-coded of course, because what are we? animals?” AHHH! I’m going insane I love these siblings sooooo much

->okay I’ll stop gushing over them now

->^only valid reaction to meeting Allura. Homegirl is beauty incarnate

->I LIED. im not sorry im never shutting up about them. SHE SHOWS HIM AROUND THE CASTLE AND TELLS HIM EVERYTHING AND EVERY DETAIL AND SHES SO EXCITED CUS SHE JUST GOT HER BRO BACK AND IS JUST RAMBLING ABOUT HER NEW HOME AND ALL THE COOL STUFF SHES BEEN DOING AND HES JUST LISTENING AND IS SUPER EXCITED WITH HER AND ITS SOOOO AMAZING AND ADORABLE AND I COULD DIE

->AND THEN HE TELLS HER HOW THEIR DAD WOULD BE SO PROUD IM DYING IM LITERALLY DEAD STOP.

->AND AND AND THEY WERE ALL WORKING TOGETHER W HUNK TO MAKE THE GALRA TRACKER THING AND THEY WERE BEING SO COOL WITH EACH OTHER AND BEING NERDS TOGETHER AND AND AND AJEUWNDUWJEBEURBDGWUDKAODHD

->okay. ive calmed down. i am normal and can be trusted to simply watch a show.

->^Get his ass, Zarkon. I needed his smug ass to be humbled so bad. Only time I will agree w Zarkon fr.

->i do NOT like Lotor. Can you guys tell already??

->THE SCENE WHERE THEY TRIED TO GET MILKSHAKES AND WERE SHOCKED TO FIND OUT THAT YOU NEED TO MILK A COW STOP.✋ 😭. My high-score on the giggle-meter went up by 300%

->bro I SWEAR shiro looks different. there’s just something about him. the hair gets a pass cus how good of a haircut can you give yourself in space, yk? but that nose scar is definitely a different shade #notmyrodrickshiro

->THE VOLTRON SHOW.

->^Just. That entire episode. It’s getting a whole post actually I need to yap about it.

->^her armor is colored in a way which makes it look both pink and red while making it look like a trick of the light in a way to symbolize that she is acting as keith yet while being a paladin herself and that being unknown in the public eye and showing how they have to cover that up, any suspicion being thrown as a trick of the light. Oh vld animators ily 🫶

->on another note tho why do they always draw lance and shiro to have 30 pounds of ass. what.

->loved when those lesbians decided to take down lotor. Queen shit 💋 we stan 🙇‍♀️🙏

->Lotor is so stupid and pathetic and annoyingly smug and sus and admiral-zhao-y and I hate him but he’s SOOO FREAKING HOT and I can’t hate him completely because he’s so attractive but that just makes me wanna hate him more. He’s a walking red flag but the flag is heart-shaped and honestly idk what to do w that.

->^WHAT. stop. honestly that’s the real reason he was banned from the empire my ass would not want that fucking FREAK within a 30 light year radius of me either

-> while s3 was the klance season, s4 is apparently the allurance season, they have a lot of sweet moments. (granted all started by lance but still, you can almost see allura swooning)

->^pookie. what are you doing… pookie.. no. stop. i don’t like where this is going…

->^POOKIE NO. STOP. ✋ STOP. SAY SIKE RN.

->^oh thank fuck for Lotor.

->^^wait what. why Lotor.

->^^^heartbreaking: worst person you know doesn’t something good for once.

->he definitely wants something out of this. I don’t trust him.

These are thoughts I’ve had compiled for some time now. I will continue to post my thoughts on the tag “laura’s first vld”

I finished this season on 06/30/24. I am on S5E3 as of today (07/06/24)

[rxptdevil]

𝓐 𝓻𝓸𝔂𝓪𝓵 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮

Kyle x reader x stan

Pt 3

Plot:The elf king Kyle just proposed to you, and you excitedly accepted. Now you’re going to have a wedding, but there’s one thing.. his friend, the knight Stan marshwalker, has a crush on you and wants you to be his wife. WHO WILL YOU CHOOSE?

Waring:sexual content

Y/n sat on the edge of the bed, staring at the floor as she replayed the events of the evening in her head. She couldn't help but feel a twinge of guilt for accepting the elf king Kyle's proposal. It wasn't fair to him, and it certainly didn't help the fact that his friend, Stan, had a crush on her. She sighed heavily

Just then, Kyle poked his head through the doorway, a small blush creeping onto his cheeks. "Hey, sweetheart," he said, his voice barely above a whisper. He walked over to her and gently kissed her on the cheek, his lips lingering there for a moment before pulling away.

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The morning sunlight streamed through the palace windows, casting a warm glow across the room as the elf king Kyle and the beautiful elf maiden y/n lay in bed, their hearts still racing from the passionate night they had just shared. They had decided to announce their official wedding date to the kingdom, and so they rose early to make the journey to the throne room. As they dressed in their finest attire, Kyle couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement and anticipation building within him. He knew that their union would bring peace and prosperity to the land, and he couldn't wait to make y/n his queen.

The throne room was filled with people as they gathered to hear the news of their impending nuptials. The elves, fairies, and other magical creatures cheered and applauded as Kyle and y/n ascended the throne, their love for one another radiating from every pore. The elf king smiled warmly at his soon-to-be bride, taking her hand in his and looking deeply into her eyes. "My dear y/n," he began, his voice rich and full of emotion, "I am honored and humbled that you have agreed to be my wife. Together, we shall rule this kingdom with love, compassion, and wisdom. Our wedding shall be a celebration of not only our love, but of the unity between our people. I vow to cherish you always, and to make you the happiest elf in all the realms."

As y/n listened to Kyle's heartfelt words, she couldn't help but glance over at the corner of the room where Stan stood, his expression a mix of anger and despair. She felt a pang of guilt deep in her heart, knowing that her decision to marry Kyle had crushed Stan's hopes. She wished there was some way to make things right for him, to let him down easy, but she knew that her feelings for Kyle were too strong to ignore.

During the celebration, as the feast was laid out and the music began to play, y/n found herself searching the crowd for Stan. She wanted to talk to him, to at least explain why things had turned out the way they had. As she scanned the room, she finally spotted him at the far end of the hall, standing alone by one of the massive tapestries. Her heart ached for him, and she longed to go to him, to offer some sort of comfort.

Deciding that she couldn't put it off any longer, y/n excused herself from Kyle's side and made her way through the throng of revelers. When she reached Stan, she put a hand on his arm, feeling the tension in his muscles beneath her fingers. "Stan," she began softly, "I need to talk to you."

He looked at her, his expression unreadable, and nodded wordlessly. Together, they left the main hall and made their way through a series of deserted corridors until they found a secluded garden courtyard. The sunlight streamed through the stained-glass windows above, casting a kaleidoscope of colors across the flagstones as they sat down on a stone bench.

Before she could talk Stan kisses her on the lips and y/n kisses back. Her heart skips a beat as their lips connect, their kiss passionate and desperate. As they pull away, she looks into Stan's eyes, searching for some sign of understanding or forgiveness. "Stan, I-" she starts to say, but he cuts her off with another kiss, this one even more intense than the first. She melts into his embrace, returning his kiss with equal fervor. Their hands roam over each other's bodies, seeking out skin, seeking out comfort.

Stan reaches around to the back of y/n's dress and unzips it slowly, revealing her lacy undergarments and stockings. He gasps at the sight, his hands trembling as they slide up her back and unfasten her corset. As it falls away, she breathes easier, the confines of her formal attire forgotten in the heat of the moment. He leans forward, kissing her neck, her collarbone, before moving his hands to her breasts, squeezing them through her delicate lace bra. She moans, arching her back into his touch.

He pulls back, looking into her eyes, his own glassy with desire. "I wanted to be the one to see you like this," he whispers, his voice thick with emotion. "I wanted to be your first kiss, your first lover." She reaches up, tracing his jawline with her fingertips, feeling the stubble there. "I'm sorry, Stan. I never meant to hurt you."

As their passionate embrace continues, they become oblivious to the sounds of laughter and music drifting in from the distant hall. With each passing moment, their desire grows, consuming them like a fire. Stan pushes y/n back against the cold stone wall of the courtyard, his lips finding hers again in a deep, hungry kiss. One of his hands cups her breast over her lace bra, squeezing it roughly through the fabric, while the other slides down her hip, tracing the lacy edge of her thong.

She gasps into his mouth as his fingers find their way beneath the fabric, teasing her wetness. She moans his name, arching her hips towards him in need. He groans, his lips trailing down her neck to her breast, suckling hungrily as he continues to tease her with his fingers. She clutches at his hair, urging him on, wanting him to make her feel wanted, needed.

Stan's tongue darts eagerly, teasing her, driving her wild. He slips a finger inside her, feeling the wet heat of her arousal. Her muscles clench around his finger, and she gasps, her hips bucking against his touch. He presses a finger against her clit, circling it expertly, as he continues to lick and suckle.

Stan pulls back, his breath ragged as he looks down at her. His eyes roam over her body, taking in the sight of her exposed skin, her lace undergarments and stockings. He reaches down, gently pushing her thong to the side, revealing her wetness. He groans, leaning forward to taste her, his tongue darting out to tease her folds. She cries out, her hips bucking against his face as he explores her with his tongue.

The sunlight streaming through the stained-glass windows casts a kaleidoscope of colors across the courtyard, painting their skin in a spectrum of reds, blues, and greens. She runs her fingers through his hair, urging him on, lost in the sensation of his mouth on her. Her body trembles with pleasure, and she arches her back, pressing herself deeper into his mouth.

Stan pulls away, his chest heaving as he looks down at her. He unbuckles his belt, unfastens his pants, and lets them fall to the ground in a heap. His erection springs free, and she gasps at the sight of it, her mouth going dry. He steps closer, his hands on her hips, and positions himself between her legs. He guides his erection to her entrance, and she feels the head of his cock press against her wetness.

With a groan, he thrusts forward, burying himself inside her. She cries out, arching her back as he fills her completely. Their hips meet in a rhythmic dance, his long, hard strokes matching her desperate need for release. He kisses her, his lips demanding, his tongue thrusting deep into

Her nails scrape down his back, leaving lines of pleasure-pain as she digs in. The sensation of being so close to him, feeling his skin against hers, makes her even wilder. She wraps her legs around his hips, holding him tightly as he pumps into her.

Stan groans, his eyes closed tightly as he focuses on the sensation of her body moving beneath him. He knows he won't last much longer, the pleasure building up inside him like a fire. He kisses her neck, sucking gently on her skin, his hips moving faster as he tries to prolong the inevitable.

Her nails scrape down his back, leaving lines of pleasure-pain as she digs in. The sensation of being so close to him, feeling his skin against hers, makes her even wilder. She wraps her legs around his hips, holding him tightly as he pumps into her.

Stan groans, his eyes closed tightly as he focuses on the sensation of her body moving beneath him. He knows he won't last much longer, the pleasure building up inside him like a fire. He kisses her neck, sucking gently on her skin, his hips moving faster as he tries to prolong the inevitable.

Her nails scrape down his back, leaving lines of pleasure-pain as she digs in. The sensation of being so close to him, feeling his skin against hers, makes her even wilder. She wraps her legs around his hips, holding him tightly as he pumps into her.

Stan's movements grow more frantic, his breath coming in ragged gasps as he nears the edge. He pushes deeper, harder, determined to bring them both release. The sunlight streaming through the stained-glass windows casts a kaleidoscope of colors across the courtyard, painting their skin in a spectrum of reds, blues, and greens. She arches her back, her head thrown back, her eyes squeezed shut as the pleasure builds inside her.

With a groan, he thrusts deep, his hips bucking as he releases himself, filling her with his warmth. Her muscles contract around him, and she cries out, her body shuddering with the force of her own orgasm. He holds her tightly, his movements slowing as they both catch their breath. The air between them feels charged, electric. She can feel the weight of his gaze on her, and it sends a shiver down her spine.

They remain locked together for what feels like an eternity, their bodies still joined as one. The sounds of the courtyard fade away, replaced by the pounding of their hearts and the rush of blood in their ears. Finally, he pulls out, his erection spent, and stands, offering her a hand up. She takes it, blushing as she realizes how exposed she must feel, naked and wet from their passionate encounter.

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The morning dawned with the sunlight streaming in through the stained-glass windows of the tower bedroom, casting a kaleidoscope of colors across the Kyle's muscular chest as he slept peacefully beside you. feeling the familiar weight of his arm draped across your waist. It had been a whirlwind courtship, with him proposing only a few weeks ago, but you couldn't help but feel an overwhelming sense of love and belonging in his arms.

As you began to awaken further, the events of the night before flooded back to you.

Stan had been so charming and persistent, his hands roaming over your body with such familiarity. He had made you feel wanted, desired. He had made you forget, even for a moment, about your love for the elf king Kyle. But in the harsh light of day, as you lay there, you couldn't help but feel a twinge of guilt. You knew you couldn't keep leading Stan on like this.

Deciding that it was time to confront the situation, you rose quietly from the bed, careful not to wake the sleeping elf king. Slipping into a robe, you made your way to the bathroom, hoping that a pregnancy test would provide some clarity. As you urinated into the cup, your heart raced, a million thoughts running through your head. What would you do if it was the elf king's child? If it was Stan's?

When you finally saw the words "Pregnant" staring back at you, you felt as if the world had been turned upside down. You didn't know what to do, or who to tell. You knew you couldn't keep this secret from Kyle, but you were terrified of how he would react. You wrapped the test in a piece of toilet paper and quickly returned to your room, trying to calm your racing thoughts.

[ellesliterarycorner]

screaming, crying, throwing up because someone just said everyone who is team green is upholding misogyny and the patriarchy. Like what??? Seriously?? Team Green upholds the patriachy. The mental loops and gymnastics some people go through to blame literally everything on Alicent Hightower and Team Green is laughable. Team Green upholds the patriarchy and yet Team Black's favorite "malewife" Daemon 1. kills his first wife in cold blood 2. grooms his child/teenage niece and leaves her in a brothel 3. then marries a girl YOUNGER then said niece. Shall I go on? Another Team Black fav is Viserys who 1. also kills his first wife 2. also marries a teenager and forces three children on her 3. proceeds to ignore those three children. Like I--I just don't get it. And tbh, y'alls fav Rhaenyra also upholds the patriarchy. It's not like Rhaenyra does anything to help other women even if that is her literal best friend. She has proven time and time again she only cares about being Queen because she just wants to do whatever she wants. I know the show is clearly devoted to making Rhaenyra the ultimate girlboss feminst icon but can we please drop the act? And, super controversial hottake BUT if anything in my extremely humble opinion Rhaenyra is more of the woman who voted for Trump that Team Black stans love to bring up. I say that because she walks happily through the doors opened for her just to close them all in the face of every other woman behind her. She literally rules that older sisters come after younger brothers in the line of succession. Like please stop the shenanigans cause she does not give two flying you know whats about any other women. And, perhaps, maybe I would believe team black's concern was misogyny and patriarchy if everything you said about Alicent was also not violently misogynistic. The amount of tweets and tiktoks I saw saying Viserys should have "smacked Alicent into her place" or that she should have "been a good wife, sat back, and smile (which she did for a number of years in show)" I mean, are y'all hearing yourselves? This has always been a problem when critiquing female characters, and I'm not asking everyone to love Alicent, but you cannot claim that team green upholds misogyny and then turn around and say extremely misogynistic things about a character.

[ichooseviolence]

I honestly can't take the 'Sansa stays in the Vale and never comes back North and never sees her family again' metas aka headcanons seriously because it seems a vaaast majority of people who perpetuate this take are Sansa antis who are shaking, crying, and throwing up at the thought of Sansa and Jon being reunited first and potentially working together to take back Winterfell lol. I'm not a J0nsa shipper, I'm a Sansa stan who dislikes Jon so I don't even want that ship to happen, but the absolute seething from Sansa antis at the thought of Jon and Sansa even sharing page space together as totally platonic siblings/cousins/friends or whatever is so, so delicious. Anyway, idk if TWOW will ever even be published so this may all be moot but lmao. They need to worry less about Sansa and more about their faves!

Oh agreed. And it just makes no sense, it's a pointless place for her to end her story. "Robin will die and she'll end up ruling the Eyrie with HH." I'm 98% convinced Harry the Heir is going to die.

"And may your horse stumble, Harry the Heir, so you fall on your stupid head in your first tilt." -Alayne I TWOW

Not looking good for young Harry. After all, the last time Sansa wished for someone to fall during a tourney, they did.

"I hope [Ser Morros] falls and shames himself, she thought bitterly. I hope Ser Balon kills him." -Sansa I ACOK

Of course, Morros isn't killed, but he did fall and shame himself in the process. It's my assumption that this time death will be the result of his injury. On top of all that, Harry's a jerk. So unless he somehow survives, is humbled by his fall, and stops his habit of knocking up ladies and then dumping them just because they can't lose their pregnancy weight fast enough, I don't want him near Sansa. It's ridiculous the amount of gross men she has to put up with.

And as for Robin, I'm very confident he will live. And if that's the case, The Vale will be his. He has plenty of confidants who will be by his side and help him rule. He doesn't need Sansa for that. And based off his current affection for Sansa, she won't need to marry him to gain his alliance or support. Having her remain in The Vale to "control Sweetrobin" would diminish her as another LF or Varys pulling puppet strings on premature, young leaders. That's ooc for her imo. She's not interested in power. In the first book she brags about one day becoming queen, after she is betrothed to Joffrey (I'd brag about it too tbh) but we haven't seen that since. Even when she thinks about her claim to Winterfell, there's no shred of desire to actually rule. It just depresses her because she realizes she's being used and abused for her claim. What she desires most of all is to be loved, and to find someone to love. (But I guess it makes her a bitch for wanting to be with someone she finds attractive and...fucking normal in the head.)

They also argue that she'll be married to Aegon. And that makes little sense to me as well. Sansa goes from being used by Littlefinger to now being used by Varys? What's the point? What can she offer Aegon that would be better than what Arianne is about to offer him? "They'll be sister brides!" Neither one of them would go for that idea.. Sansa actually has a plot in her story, and Aegon doesn't fit into it.

"She's going to be dragged back to KL to have a final showdown with Cersei!" She doesn't need a showdown with Cersei. Sansa doesn't even think about Cersei, and to me that's proof that she has no power over her.

I've also seen theories where both Arya and Sansa are/were on a path of turning into their Aunt Lysa. Apparently Arya has passed the test, but Sansa hasn't. The most bizarre thing I've ever heard tbh. Neither of these girls are, or were ever, in danger of becoming their Aunt Lysa. They share qualities with Ned and Cat. Lysa's journey was very different from these girls'. She became obsessed with the man who loved her sister, her father forced an abortion on her, she was married off to an old man that she didn't want to be with. She was used and groomed by the man she "loved". She raped LF. Are we really going to compare these girls to their Aunt Lysa? Their stories and actions don't match up at all. I'm not sure why this idea is even entertained.

People will come up with anything to keep her away from her own home. Sansa being "less of a Stark" and "less connected to Winterfell" has been a baseless argument for a long time now. Her narrative contradicts those claims. And as for her ending, I think she will end the story in an influential position. It would be cool if she ended as queen regnant, but I don't think it's super likely. I think it's more likely she'll be queen consort, queen regent (if Rickon lives), or the lady of a major house. Personally, I ship her with Willas Tyrell <3. But I don't think that's likely to happen as she'll probably choose to stay in Winterfell by the end of the series.

Hehe, I've actually been feeling very positive with TWOW release lately. I think it's closer than we think. I could be wrong though, and tbf I haven't been waiting an entire decade since I began reading the series very late. For now, I just daydream a happy ending. <3

[learnfrommadonna]

Yo yo yo, what's up my fellow Madonnaphiles? It's your boy LearnFromMadonna, back at it again with another blog post to help you level up your game and become the ultimate Madonna stan.

Now, we all know that Madge is the queen of reinvention, right? I mean, this woman has been around for decades and she's still slaying the game like it's nobody's business. But have you ever stopped to think about what her secret is?

Well, let me tell you, my friends. It's all about the power of manifestation.

That's right, you heard it here first. Madonna is a firm believer in the law of attraction and the power of positive thinking. She knows that if you want something in life, you have to put it out there into the universe and believe that it's already yours.

And let's be real, she's living proof that this stuff works. I mean, think about it. This is a woman who came from humble beginnings and went on to become one of the most iconic pop stars of all time. She's achieved incredible success in music, film, fashion, and philanthropy. And she did it all by believing in herself and her dreams.

So, if you want to be like Madonna, you gotta start thinking like Madonna. Start visualizing your goals and dreams, and believe with all your heart that they're already on their way to you. Trust me, it's not gonna happen overnight, but with some hard work, dedication, and a little bit of magic, you can make your dreams a reality just like Madge.

Alright, that's all I've got for you today. Keep on slaying, my fellow Madonna fans, and never stop believing in the power of manifestation. Peace out!

[stargirlfeyre]

“Azriel may be boring as shit but at least he never went after someone who was actively treating Feyre like shit. At least the Archeron he’s going after is actually working to fix her relationship with Feyre. Cassian went for someone who was still treating his friend like dog shit and I just can’t respect that.” ALL OF THIS

i’m always hesitant to say this bc some ppl are super sensitive when it comes to cassian for some funny reason (all the other boys are able to be criticized but not him bc he can be funny?) but part of why i don’t like him as much as azriel is because of how he went for nesta too early on, it was super premature for him to come onto her so blatantly in front of everyone even when she was mortal and he’d literally just met her, knowing how feyre was treated etc…i adore cassian when i don’t look at his character too closely. as much as i prefer feyssian over feyzriel because of her and cassian having more sweet bestie moments than her and az do, whenever there’s a discussion i’ll always choose az first because of cassian and nesta. like anon said i can’t help but put myself in feyre’s shoes when i’m reading but i don’t like that he came onto nesta the way he did and how soon he did, and he had no shame about it in front of feyre and the rest.

i know some people are super chill or they have sisters or family members that cross these lines all the time, like your friend flirting with your sister, but in my family or friend groups we don’t do that especially if a sister is really mean to me, why would i approve of my friend going for her so blatantly in front of me? it’s not so much a harsh or possessive petty thing but just basic morale? cassian imo doesn’t get enough flack for how he came onto nesta so soon. it’s true too that at least az didn’t show any signs of having a crush until acowar and acofas, i prefer someone humbly and respectfully handling a crush on my sister than how in your face cassian was about it with nesta in only book two. idk sometimes it feels like his dick thinks for him and even acosf proved that.

i prefer acowar cassian! but i also skip the pages whenever he’s acting out over nesta or they’re both being angst ridden for one another, i just can’t take it seriously bc he was obv thinking with his dick or mating bond and she was still treating everyone like they were less than her despite her being a pos who has never done anything.

idk 😮‍💨 like i said it’s so easy to love cass as a character when you don’t look at his dynamic with nesta from feyre’s shoes in book two. i imagine mainly feyre stan’s struggle with him due to his attachment to nesta so early on. that bonus chapter anon mentioned where cassian put his body up against nesta’s asking whether she was a virgin or not? he’d only recently met her and was doing that, it being too soon aside, it was very inappropriate to do. even mor made it clear that he acts that way with women when they don’t want him and see’s it as “a challenge” just 10 reasons why az and rhysand will always come off as the most mature to me.

the other reasons i don’t favor him have to do with sjm having him refer to nesta as a queen in acosf, him always showing doubt with the ic’s decisions in acosf as if he’s not apart of the ic (why did he seem so against them in acosf at times? most of the time they were right too so it was just weird for sjm to do) saying nesta didn’t need to apologize to anyone supposedly (really sjm? 💀) having sex with nesta on a hike where she was supposed to own up to her wrongs and mature after she just told feyre she could die (inappropriate timing much..?) acting funny when rhysand felt the need to tell her to be nice to gwyn and emerie when he knows damn well rhysand isn’t at the house of wind like them to know nesta’s behavior had gotten better. how the hell would rhysand know that nesta’s not being mean to him when rhysand’s only ever seen her be rude af to everyone..? and then made it even worse when he petulantly wrapped his arm around nesta to make rhysand feel uncomfortable.

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[glassheartstonesoul]

unpopular opinion but daenerys always had villain potential she was so self obsessed even in the beginning I mean wtf was that title “mother of dragons breaker of chains blah blah blah” it was so long like how conceited must u be to have a long ass title like that she was the opposite of humble and loved validation from the masses nothing made her face light up more than when ppl were cheering for her or when she could get up in front of a crowd and make a speech the second the masses stopped giving her validation aka when she got to westeros she turned cold and evil bcs she feeds off of validation she was always power hungry and loved shoving the fact that she had dragons and a huge army in everyone’s face she was cold to so many ppl and showed them no mercy and yes they were evil horrible ppl but in the end a “good” person would show a bit of mercy i’m not a jon stan by any means but jon wouldn’t have done the thing daenerys did pre-westeros and def not the things she did in westeros daario was right dany would’ve been a perfect conqueror but she was too power hungry to be a ruler it was only a matter of time before she became a mad queen it was obvious from the beginning and her egotisticalness and obsession with praise from her “subjects” is what made it so difficult for me to become a fan of hers from the get go ik im gonna get hate for this but dany was never a “good” and “moral” character this isn’t me hating on her this is just my opinion im not a fan of hers but not a hater either and ik the book dany stans are gonna get pissed but yall need to realize what’s canon in the book isn’t always canon in the show and show watchers are entitled to their own opinions on the characters we judge based off of what we see we haven’t read the books so it’s totally valid for us to dislike dany in the end she was a villain so fair enough ?

[2shayll]

“they lived an ordinary life full of ordinary things”

WE WERE ROBBED! I was really hoping Malina would be endgame as it is in the book. But they just had to drag it out more.

I know we did get the line and I know they’re doing this to keep Jessie and Archie in the show, BUT, the writers really messed with the storyline. They made Mal leave her, something he would never do and made Alina as the queen, something she never actually wanted in the book. It was this dilemma that had her distanced from Mal and her desire to be ordinary that made her realize that she was far from her humble roots as an orphan. She became too power hungry and she even scared herself. This is one instance in which I can say the books are better. I’m trying to see the positive, in that maybe, this will be a slow burn instead and we can appreciate Malina more for it

Side note: I’m also a Zoylai stan so I’m also mad about that. Nikolai and Zoya’s relationship doesn’t need more of this drama

[fideidefenswhore]

1, 7, 12 🔥 (about Tudor History?)

the [character] everyone gets wrong (1)

many of you are about to get real mad at me, but it must be said:

henry viii

what [character] did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them? (7)

c/ oa, for sure. i actually used to be a stan of hers; but the (c)overt misogyny and historic illiteracy of her standom smothered that little flame in my heart. ECM since then has firmly stamped out all the remaining embers... (god, she is so fucking annoying)

edit: i don't really 'hate' her but considering how many anons i've gotten accusing me of doing so, i'm willing to say i do if it means you will all leave me tf alone. cheers ♡

the unpopular [character] that you actually like and why more people should like them (12)

i'll say henry viii again bcus i just love to be hated; tudor media is such a popular entity unto itself that calling him 'unpopular' sounds weird but i do also feel that as he's been continually decentered from the narrative (six the musical, faceless and dialogue-less even in recent documentaries, nonentity and/or one-dimensional villain in many of the newer tudor productions centering on the tudor queens, etc) he has become gradually underrated in pop culture and almost invisible as an individual with his own private hopes, dreams, fears, beliefs, insecurities, etc.

and certainly in this 'fandom' as it exists he is not what i would call 'popular'.

anyway, what was i saying.... 'like' and 'appreciate' are probably not the appropriate words. but i think many are very quick to judge and not acknowledge how gradual his corruption was. the common sentiment seems to be 'i don't understand him and also i hate him' which seems inherently contradictory.... but i don't actually think henry is that hard to understand (speaking from the rare vantage of someone that's read a lot of what he wrote and was recorded to have said, tbf); i just think people don't want to understand him (which, is understandable, tbf, also). we would all love to say that were we born into immense power, privilege, wealth, and instilled with the belief that we were divinely ordained to rule, closer to god than anyone else save our few contemporaries (anointed monarchs), that we would be unequivocally just and merciful and remain humble. but tbh, we're kidding ourselves to believe that. that besides all the other principles of the age, is the mindset you have to put yourself into in order to understand henry.

[sunset-telepath]

Okay so what are your least favorites from each Taylor album??

I'm so glad you asked! I have prepared a list of what I consider to be the flops from each Taylor Swift album, which I humbly display to the grand court of the Swiftie public so that I may have tomatoes pelted into my face for my terrible brilliant opinions. And not only will I provide the songs I think are skips, I'll also provide my favorite songs from each album too! So more people can think I'm tasteless!

@orangejuicepdf I laughed at your opinions, it's only right you laugh at mine.

The scale goes from most not-favorite to least not-favorite on (skips) and most-favorite to least-favorite on (favs)

Debut (Skips):

Stay Beautiful (cORy'S eYeS aRE LiKe tHe jUnGLe)

Invisible (boring)

Should've Said No (we've been brainwashed by the Rep tour mash-up of it and Bad Blood into thinking it's a great song. Maybe it is, but the vocals are terrible and I can't wait for the re-recording)

Debut (Favs):

Teardrops on My Guitar

Our Song

Picture to Burn

Tim McGraw

Beautiful Eyes EP (Favs):

I Heart ? (the unknown superstar)

Beautiful Eyes (eaten up by I Heart ? and kind of mid)

The Taylor Swift Holiday Collection (Skips):

Santa Baby (Taylor is not (yet) a seductress)

The Taylor Swift Holiday Collection (Favs):

Last Christmas (one of the first songs I heard by Taylor on the radio as a toddler. rewired my brain into becoming a brainless stan)

Fearless (Skips):

Hey Stephen

You All Over Me

Jump Then Fall

Love Story (too hetero)

Fearless (Favs):

Forever & Always

Come in With the Rain

The Other Side of the Door

Untouchable

You Belong With Me

Superstar

The Way I Loved You

That's When

Don't You

Speak Now (Skips):

Innocent (I am not interested in Kanye Apologia)

Never Grow Up (boring)

Castles Crumbling

Speak Now (Favs):

I Can See You (Oh taylor you argumentative, antithetical, horny dream girl)

Last Kiss

Haunted

Electric Touch

Back to December

Foolish One

The Story of Us

Long Live

When Emma Falls In Love

Mine

Enchanted (lower on the list of favs because the Eras Tour Version makes it worse via comparison)

Red (Skips):

The Lucky One (replacement for Nothing New bc she couldn't sing about getting drunk at a bar yet. Also the fact that she wrote it about Joni Mitchell, who proceeded to say that Taylor couldn't sing)

Babe (sorry but it's a nothing surrounded by supermodels)

Ronan

too sad :(

Red (Favs):

Treacherous (the motif of two bright lights shows up in a lot of Taylor's best work)

The Last Time

The Moment I Knew

All Too Well

State of Grace

Red

I Almost Do

Sad Beautiful Tragic

Come Back... Be Here

Better Man

Forever Winter

Run

I Knew You Were Trouble

We Are Never Getting Back Together

22

The Entire Goddamn Album this was seriously one of the greatest albums of all time. Every song is amazing (except for the Lucky One and Babe, which aren't even bad they're just not as great as these other songs). I can't believe this lost to fucking that RAM shit. There's a special spot in hell for those grammy voters. Every single song is brilliant and amazing and really shows Taylor's maturation from Speak Now to 1989.

1989 (Skips):

Slut!

(Taylor babe you cannot convince me that Harry Styles is a gentleman in a world of boys)

This man Taylor? This man?

How You Get The Girl (I'm gay)

1989 (Favs):

Blank Space (my psycho queen. I know it's a parody but if it was 100% serious I would probably stan harder. go wreck that man's sports car. I'll help)

Style

Out Of The Woods

All You Had To Do Was Stay

Bad Blood (Go Queen! End Katy Perry's Career!)

Wildest Dreams

Say Don't Go

Now That We Don't Talk

Is It Over Now?

Wonderland

You Are in Love

New Romantics

This Love

Clean

This is seriously another one of the greatest albums of all time.

Reputation (Skips):

New Year's Day (don't get tricked by the supposedly deep lyrics. This is not a good song. It is the poor man's Daylight)

Reputation (Favs):

Look What You Made Me Do (the empress herself)

Ready for it?

Don't Blame Me

End Game

So It Goes...

Getaway Car

Call It What You Want

Gorgeous

Delicate

King of My Heart

Lover (Skips): (you all are going to come for my neck for this)

Miss Americana (please don't take me back to highschool)

Soon You'll Get Better

False God

Daylight (the poor man's Afterglow)

Lover (Favs):

Afterglow

Cornelia Street

Need (from the Lover Leak... c'mon Taylor drop this please)

You Need to Calm Down (I'll be hung for this one)

All of the Girls You've Loved Before (leaked, released officially under the Cruelest Summer EP)

It's Nice to Have a Friend (it's a fun experimental track)

Folklore (Skips):

peace/hoax (good songs but I feel as though they're songs that only Taylor will ever truly understand)

Exile (The Last Time's runt sister that you insist on giving more attention then the queen that The Last Time is)

Folklore (Favs):

The Lakes (THE grand high queen of my pretentiousness)

Illicit Affairs

This is Me Trying

Epiphany

August

Seven

The 1

Evermore (Skips):

Cowboy Like Me ("Telling all the rich people what they want"?? Taylor you are the rich person)

Coney Island (yawn)

Happiness (the poor man's tolerate it)

Evermore (Favs):

Right Where You Left Me

Tolerate It

'Tis the Damn Season

Ivy

Evermore

Gold Rush

Midnights (Skips):

Labyrinth (deeply terrible)

You're On Your Own Kid (boring)

Glitch (it hits at 3 AM reading infidelity smut but.... other than that it's not that good)

Karma ft. Ice Spice (we really couldn't get Nicki Minaj? Or someone with talent? I would've taken Doja Cat. Or even Saweetie :sob:)

Midnights (Favs):

Question...? (oh she was nuts for putting this out when she was still dating the Heirloom Turkey... I have no choice but to stan)

Maroon

Hits Different (I too will be carried away to a mental asylum some day)

Would've Could've Should've

Sweet Nothing

Anti Hero

Lavender Haze

Dear Reader

Snow on the Beach (ft. More Lana Del Rey)

High Infidelity

Bejewled

Bigger Than the Whole Sky

Karma

The Great War

Vigilante Shit

Paris