#we're gonna need it 🧍‍♂️

[aspiring-holistic-otaku]

TOP 10 MANGA OF 2022 GO!!!

a few days late but better late than never 😅😅😅

10) I sold off my lifespan for 10,000 yen a year - 9/10

9) genkaku picasso - 10/10

8) prophecy - 9/10

7) to my dearest self with malice aforethought - 9/10

6) summer time rendering - 8/10

5) happy! - 10/10

4) sengoku youko - 10/10

3) ping pong - 10/10

2) ichigeki - 10/10

1) the fable - 10/10

honourable mentions (no particular order):

nura: rise of the yokai clan, eden: it's an endless world!, boy's abyss, drifting net cafe, that time I got reincarnated as yamcha, about the movement of the earth, die wergelder, all fujimoto one shots, the ihon series, PTSD radio, as the gods say, semi eternal happy end, walking cat: a cat's eye view of the zombie apocalypse, insomniacs after school, go with the clouds north by northwest, the witch & the beast, hotel, gosu, yongbi the invincible and genshiken

PS: I started a manga podcast last year where I've spoken on all of my top 10 (except summer time render & to my dearest self with malice aforethought... didn't finish them in time 😔) in rambles# 2, 7, 10, 11, 9, 10, 9 & 10 respectively so you can check those for more detail

though I would appreciate the listens, understandably some folks may not care for podcasts (+ I'm very amateurish and rough around the edges) and so I have some accompanying writeups you can find in my #writeup tags where you can see summaries and so.

and finally, if you don't care about none of that and just wanna see cool panels, frames, gifs n shit I run an animanga aesthetics blog

[theclearblue]

I've decided there can be no more eventfulness in my life for minimum two weeks. Will be too busy rotting away in this mortal coil sorry

[todayisafridaynight]

I don't wanna laugh at your expense but also KIND OF a funny series of events😭😭😭here's to recouping that $20...

Speaking of Ryuji... I ended up going through like 60 fucking reviews (WILL throw up if I have to read even one more) and while I'm gonna hold my tongue on all that for now, I still can't quite tell if the Ryuji thing is main story or a substory or a substory that's needed to progress... that said, apparently there are a bunch of fights with fakes that feature flashbacks, including a fake Kiryu and a fake Nishiki? Weirdly the flashbacks make me kind of wish there was a fake Mine since I'm not sure there's gonna be anything all that deep with the style change mechanic in Infinite Wealth

it can get even worse Watch This the exam i thought i was gonna have wednesday was today :))))))))))) when i say i had to fight every urge to just get up and start flipping desks :))))))

fake kiryu AND fake nishiki ???? wild....... we finally getting a boss rush mode since like... y3 omg....

[verstarppen]

summary; there's little time between fast cars and spaceships, but you make it work

pairing; lando norris x fem! star wars actress! reader [ no faceclaim ]

a/n; if i see ONE more "but at what cost" comment i will explode you with my mind

[ series masterlist ]

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yn.jpg life recently

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kingmag9 I scrolled so fast I legit thought this is a lando.jpg post

darthjadusdefender are the rumours true, then?

princepercival please respect their privacy and leave the conversation out of her comment section

shae_vizla_2 So no KOTOR movie set pics? :(

vettelover no lando either...

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landonorris it’s race weekend time 🖤🧡

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angelricciardo oscar: 🧍‍♂️

sugarussell pr team working overtime

cherryhamilton Oscar is an unpaid employee actually

astongoatin day 4785 since our last y/n photo on this account

inchidentlover Where's Waldo modern reboot

dannyavocado so close! your wife is actually missing ♡ please find her

codelh44 everyone else moved on, i stayed with the fact that they took out the -l/n -norris off their twitter names

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yndeathtrooper the only spa weekend that matters

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sunnysainz now why is the only photo of lando with his back to the camera...

tyrescreamer divorce babe DIVORCE

holidaykimi OSCAR LOOKS SO GOOD

alfajuliet i threw my phone across the room i can't take it anymore

generalkenobi3 so no kotor? at all??

papayasalad did you yell "OBJECTION" at least once during the carlos slander i need to know

carlossainz55 ... yndeathtrooper obviously

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landonorris as dom toretto said

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yukinator22 oh we're COOKED y'all

albogeant your guys' shoulders must be aching from reaching that far, clearly she's taking the photo

simplyclerc THAT'S WHAT IM SAYINGGGG SHE EVEN LIKED THE POST mcmango ok but why wouldn't she be in the picture like????

super_max A GOOD CAPTAIN FALLS WITH THE SHIP

shadownorris oh okay im just gonna go play my mitski daily mix for the fourth time in a roll that's fine

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yn.jpg goodbye belgium you'll always be famous

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kellypiquet Girls Night 😊

yn.jpg YEAHHHHH

bottaswiththefur aaa the outfit matching the luggage is so cute

lionkingseb lando search party

rock4rrari max???

g3org3zilla i read this in the tone of the seagulls from nemo

pic credits: pinterest and instagram

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[clumsyartish]

OMG IT'S OUT, IT'S OUT IT'S OUT!! Yes I watched it immediately after it came out in the middle of the night and I'll have to be up in like 4 hours but here it is.. My favorite

Rwrb quotes THAT MADE IT!! (And movie-only moments I'm still dying 4)

PS: DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT ANY SPOILERS (everything is out of context tho)

"Yes and I can assure you that making it was one of the most depressing moments of my career"

(Alex, it's good to see you... Sober) -OMG HENRY SLAY

"HRH PRINCE DICKHEAD💩"

"but we were ever so careful dear"

The turkey /cornbread knows my sins Henry [sort of]

"he's named after Bowie"

"Do you ever wonder who you'd be if you were some anonymous person in the world?... You're as thick as it gets"

(I totaly... Privately called that)

"here's what we're gonna do... You're gonna stay atleast 500 feet away from me..."

"As gay as a maypole"

(I have no idea what a maypole is... Are they known for their homosexual tendencies?)

(there's two things I've been dying to ask you)

(Who says make love anymore? Are we gonna like... Listen to Lana del Rey while we do it?)

[Alex faceplant on the bed after the Texas montage, Cuz lmao same]

(and I told my sistaaah... She was really happy for us... Tihi)

"everytime I see you it takes another year off of my life"

(we're gonna need some pizza)

"you need to figure out if you feel forever about him"

(dad what is this music? It's so not the vibe)

[ALEX READING ONE LAST STOP OMFG]

"please, have a little more faith in your old man"

"sometimes you just gotta jump, hope you're not standing on a cliff"

(I seriously doubt that x2)

(it's like there's a rope attached to my chest and.... *aaaaaaah*)

[I'm sorry, I know it's really emotional and all but the way Alex is just standing right up like 🧍‍♂️ while Henry swims away had me laughing to tears]

"if you want me to leave you'll have to tell me to leave" {aaaaaaahh}

(The dancing... THE FUCKING DANCING)

(WHEN THEY WRITE THE HISTORY OF MY LIFE I WANT IT TO INCLUDE YOU. And my LOVE FOR YOU!!)

"HISTORY, HUH?

BET WE COULD MAKE SOME"

(and I'm not gonna get any work done until you let these lovesick homosexuals on the phone with one another)

((hurry, please)I'll break the sound barrier for you)

(I HAVE, read your emails HENRY!)[I'm sorry I can't bahaha]

(Beca-Beca-Because)

(homosexssssiual)

(I think that's up for debate)

(Oh shut up your majesty)

[nikatyler]

Zeph 1.0

can't believe that yesterday i was like eh i'm not sure about that armor, it looks so good on them

(x)

oooh a pretty evil lady!

(x)

same girl, same, about everything that has ever happened to me

(x)

it's been 84 years (more like 16 hours) but i'm finally opening bg3 again ✨

i think i'll do some more goblin camp shenanigans today if possible 👀

ohhh right. essentially i've already murdered like half the goblin camp so now the other half of the camp is trying to murder me, huh?

Me: "ah yes I'm far enough" *the explosion hits Zeph and Zeph dies* *reloads* "ah yes now I'm definitely far enough" *the explosion hits Zeph again and Zeph dies again*

"yeah we've got this" *the entire party dies*

Fucking gnolls man

yeah it's been a long bloody day

HELLO SAY THAT AGAIN

hUH

jesus christ this man is h🫣rny

Okay so I'll go watch a baking show with my mum in a bit and then we're going back and doing da thing 😏

Sorry for not giving updates if you were looking forward to them, anyway a little thing I love is how everyone sleeps on their back. I do that and apparently that's weird to everyone around me? 😂🤨

I will literally be in my bed like 🧍‍♂️

(x)

newest development in my bg3-rotten brain

did i mention this game is doing things to me because it is doing things to me

(x)

Anywayyyy you know what time it is 😌

I may have just spent an hour organizing everyone's inventories and figuring out who gets what armor and all but we're good to go now I think

Explosive shrooms, yay 🤩

(x)

I'm 💀💀💀 I need to go to bed lmao

Okay so basically what happened um. I don't know how but it did. So I wanted to help Astarion. But I clicked the wrong thing. And I pushed him off the boat. And he died.

I RELOADED BUT HOW DID I EVEN DO THAT 😭😭

If there's one thing about me it's that I'll accidentally murder my favourite vampires

(x)

I love Zeph so much they're so prettyyyyyy

Kinda wanna make a modern day version of them in ts4 and have them interact with my other characters. They'd fit right in

(x)

hole hehe. hole

(x)

my bi ass is having a bit of a dilemma rn

(x)

gay gay gay they're in love your honor

HELL YEAH KISS

(x)

Raw footage of me during my latest combat

I was actually so stressed dude 😭 thankfully we made it through but ahhhhh

Does anyone else apologize to the characters when they get hurt? Like sorry lil guy in my computer I'm sorry I'm putting you through this I promise you'll make it out I PROMISE ah fuck you're getting hit again oh no sorry sorry ahhhh

So uh. The adamantine forge fight huh. 🙂

(x)

Granted it doesn't count ts4 correctly rn probably because I haven't updated yet but…yeah 😅😅

(also I have way more hours on ts4 actually, this is just since Jan 2023, I played through Origin/EA app before and then switched to Steam for reasons)

(x)

my fucking thoughts exactly, i hate this battle 😭😭 on a real note i relate to him so much when he's whining DUDE WE LIVE

i should've known he wouldn't take that as a good thing lmaoooooo dude creases when you smile is the biggest compliment smh

FREN!!!

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oops

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I'm sorry what

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pwettyyyyy

(x)

I'm sensing that I may have messed up real bad in Last Light Inn yesterday...ooops

I should've reloaded to see if things could turn out differently but I've done a lot afterwards, idk if I wanna go back now 😂 No spoilers pls, that's something for me to figure out in my next playthrough

"ooops" people DIED 💀 people i had previously saved died 💀

(x)

You're never gonna believe who I murdered again

(x)

I'm fucking crying I need you to resurrect him you moron stop shaming Zeph for having a sex life Update we are so back lads

(x)

Funny how fast I went from "I think Zeph is mostly good, they just want to get rid of the parasite and help people along the way" to "actually fuck it darling you're so right some power would be nice"

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Crying laughing sending this to my sibling who's in art school. On point

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"eh we'll be fine i don't need bonuses" *rolls 1*

(x)

daddy Ketheric omg💀💀

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uh anyway

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this is the best they are the best 🥹

(x)

Don't be upset, I will reload, just don't be upset with me pleaseeee 😭

The "please a videogame vampire at all costs" disease is real I'm afraid

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Uh oh it's almost 3am, tomorrow will be an eepy day, well it's worth it

(x)

I'm so close to having a funny number of hours played 🤭

(x)

Killed the workout, now let's kill this guy that I struggled with for half an hour. Almost killed my whole party in the process so I quit and decided to kill my legs instead 😂

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[sayitalianolearns]

Diary entry 564

내일은 비가 올 것 같다고 하지만 오늘도 날씨가 안 좋다. 어쨌든 우리 엄마가 생일이야, 그래서 좋은 점심을 요리하고 싶다~ 아마 과일 샐러드도 할게. 그럼 우리 남동생이랑 같이 선물을 그녀에게 줄게. 시골에 다시 갈까 나중에?

song of the day

loved this song as a kid (prolly for the chorus, the green apples and the shower), love it more now that i understand it better

what i learnt

you're trustworthy, especially when a beautiful mantis trust you so much to follow your guidance. no but friends, for real that has been one of the most precious moment in my life omg she was so cute with her little eyes and paws ç_ç (maybe i also re-learnt i'm an idiot)

okay lemme explain. a couple of days ago there was a mantis running (well, actually she was literally popping lol) on my window and house's walls. not sure how she reached there but whatever. we looked at each other, i cheered her, asked her if she needed anything but she moved away so that was all. i hoped ravens and crows wouldn't see her. yesterday she was on another window not moving and she was still there (upside down tho, like a bat) when it was basically time to close the shutters so i was like "no she can't stay there all night it's gonna be bad :/" so i went and tried to move her gently as i didn't want to hurt her in any way. i asked her to trust me and move on a paper but i realized that differently from ladybugs she had no grip over it, so i had to try with something else and i first used and handkerchief but nope, too complex for both of us. i then opted for one of the umbrellas i had nearby. at first she didn't want to but i kept talking to her "i don't want to hurt you please trust me jump on here and i'll take you outside ç_ç do you trust me??? jaaack *insert me kinda playing titanic st*". she looked at me prolly wondering what that idiot human wanted from her, but then she got on the umbrella and stood there patiently as i took her downstairs and outside (she kept her head turned back to look at me ç_ç -i bet the scene from the outside looked pretty funny: a girl running ungracefully downstairs and talking, carrying a closed umbrella like a sword; on the point of it, a cute mantis like the one from kung fu panda. well no, way cuter than it). and yes i kept talking to her like "please stay calm we're almost there trust me". i tried to leave her outside but she wanted to stay on my wall (she moved her little paws to make me get close to there ç_ç my heart...); honestly it didn't seem safe to let her there and she didn't want to go on another side of the wall (it's also plenty of other animals atm blah, i get her) so i asked her to get back on the umbrella to take her a little further among plants and grass but this time she was moving towards me as i was walking, so we had to compromise lol: i was like "where do you wanna go little one? ç_ç" and i went closer to a plant and asked her if she liked it and she once again moved her paws towards it and once again broke my heart... i left her there. i actually stood nearby like🧍‍♂️with the umbrella in my hand to watch her for a while lol. i hope she's okay, i swear if a bird sees her and tries to eat her they're done >_< my baby ç_ç a part of me wanted to adopt her as my pet fr

[gracegrove]

Steve taking Billy sledding for the first time 🤭

NO!

well ok fine.... 🧍‍♂️ 🛷 ⛄️ for my baby @every-dayiwakeup

steve swung by the trailer park this afternoon, the fresh snow crunching underneath his boots as he walked up the trailer steps. his knuckles wrapping sharply on the metal storm door.

billy opened the door, squinting. "whaddya want harrington?" he grumbled, shielding his eyes from the sun glinting off the snow.

"get dressed we're going out..." steve beamed, tapping his boots against the threshold before coming inside.

"it's not even 11...!" billy scoffed tottering after him, shutting the door.

"it's 12:23", steve corrected, eyeing his watch.

billy groaned, running a hand through his sleep-tussled hair.

"why go out in that shit? it's colder than fuck all outside!"

steve laughed, following the blonde down the short hallway and into his room.

"because..." he reasoned, leaning in the doorframe as billy started digging around. the boy tossing clothing about, pulling a plain white t-shirt from his hamper and giving it a brief sniff before pulling it over his head.

"you're gonna like what i have planned." the brunette crooned, crossing his arms.

billy paused, legs pulled halfway through his denim, head popping above the collar of a thick beige waffle weave.

"oh?" he smirked, hopping the rest of the way into his jeans and zipping up.

slinking into steve's space, he knocked chests with the other boy, a canid smile pricking his lips.

"you got something for me, pretty boy?" he breathed, leaning in close, fingers playing with the hem of steve's sweater.

"just get your ass in the car already." steve teased, dipping his head and nipping the other's lower lip playfully.

shoving him lightly, billy brushed past him. "alright."

stepping into his boots, he went to grab his hoodie and leather jacket off the hook.

"no." steve interrupted his movements, a hand clasped gently on his shoulder.

"no?" billy asked in mocking amusement, pulling on the hoodie.

"get your winter coat. you're gonna need it." steve suggested, tilting his head towards the closet.

billy furrowed his brow, grip momentarily tightening on the leather shell before releasing it. "fine."

opening the closet he pulled out a bulky cobalt winter coat. pulling it on he tried to smooth out the lumps bunching up in odd places. duct tape peeking out from under one armpit.

steve stepped up, helping him knead all the lumps to a degree of toleration.

"can we go?" billy grumbled, his face flushing.

steve smiled warmly, "yeah let's go."

they carefully stepped out of the trailer, gingerly stepping through the snow. their feet slipping once or twice on the way to the car.

once inside, steve immediately started the car, dialing up the heat. reaching behind his seat he grabbed a folded bundle and dropped it in billy's lap.

"what's this?" billy asked, his hands shot backward expecting to be bitten.

"gloves, hat, scarf." steve listed off, shifting into reverse.

"and what'm i supposed to do with this shit?" billy asked with annoyance, picking through each folded layer.

"wear 'em" steve replied dryly, placing a hand on the passenger headrest and looking out the back window as he backed up.

"i don't need it!" billy pouted, lifting a soft wool-lined leather glove only to slap it back onto his lap.

"then don't wear it..." steve exhaled calmly, turning to face the windshield again, shifting into drive.

"i won't!" billy promised.

"okay." steve answered.

"fine". billy replied.

"okie-dokie then." steve hummed, pulling onto the main road.

billy huffed, crossing his arms.

"where're we going?" he finally asked, silence and curiosity overpowering his brattish defiance.

kneading his bottom lip between his teeth, steve stifled a smirk.

"someplace new." he hinted.

billy leaned back in his seat, rolling his shoulders "nothing in this place is new harrington... i've seen it all."

"we'll see." steve mused turning off the county road, heading towards the farm fields.

"really?" billy sniped, lolling his head towards steve, eyeing him waspishly.

moving up the steep drive, the beamer's wheels started to spin as it neared the top. snow balling around its tires.

"i guess we're here..." steve concluded after one last futile attempt to continue forward. the engine chugging heavily as the tires spun in place.

he shifted into park.

he gave billy a toothy grin, excitement flashing through his expression. billy rolled his eyes, throwing open the car door. steve following suit.

"you better have dragged my ass out here to shoot me harrington because I -"

billy paused, his brow creased, nose quickly forming into a sneer.

"what the fuck is that?!"

steve laughed, pulling the large piece of red plastic from his trunk and shoving it into billy's hands.

"it's a toboggan dickhead. we're going sledding." steve stated perturbed.

absentmindedly knotting the scarf around his neck, billy stuffed its tongue down the front of his coat. the frustration apparent.

"you gotta... be.... fuckin... kidding!" he groused out loudly, fighting with the wool, his elbows jerking sharply in all directions. he wasn't about to lower the coat's zipper a single inch to make the task simpler.

"sledding? what am i? ... five?" he continued, snatching the hat off his seat and thrusting it on his head as a chill wind blew through his curled locks, twinging his cheeks.

steve chuckled smugly. "coulda fooled me..."

billy shoved the sled back into steve's arms.

"you thought i was gonna enjoy this?" billy charged, a pack of children running past with sleds in their hands.

"fuck you." he hissed, the glove in his bare hand soundly thwacking steve in the chest.

steve shrugged, closing the car doors and pivoting away on his heels.

"you could at least try not being such a stuck-up bitch hargrove..." he called over his shoulder, steps slowing.

"a stu-...." billy sniffed indignantly, "sledding's for babies!" he whined jogging to catch up.

"no it's not." steve replied, stride lengthening as the hill grew steeper.

"yah..." billy heaved, "it is." catching up.

reaching the crest, steve dropped the sled, anchoring a heavy boot on its tail.

"eddie's here..." steve pointed out, as the raggedy brunette in ski goggles took a running leap head-first down the hill with his plastic saucer.

billy scoffed, "it's eddie..."

they watched the boy scream with glee as he went zipping away on his belly.

"you may have a point..." steve admitted, scratching the back of his neck. "but, you've never been sledding billy so how do you even know?"

billy huffed, his eyes watching others around him. a little boy nestled in his mother's arms, warbling happily as they pushed off down the hill.

he plopped down onto the sled, facing the slope. "one time..."

he was about to shove off, heels digging into snow when steve's knee pressed into his back.

"what're ya doin?" steve asked.

"going..." billy flourished with a swirl of his wrist.

"you don't even know how to use it." steve remarked.

billy turned in his seat, facing steve. "it's a hunka plastic... what's to know?"

licking his lips, steve nodded his head in frustration. "how to steer it for one..." he quipped, hands resting on his hips.

billy snorted, swinging a leg over each side of the sled, steve's boot in between them.

"if you're such an expert then..." steve commented, withdrawing his foot from the sled.

billy nodded haughtily, rocking to and fro, the sled beginning to tip.

looking over his shoulder, the priggish look in billy's expression shifting to one of panic as the sled slipped backward.

frantically scrambling, billy shifted his weight to the back of the sled in hopes of escaping, only to send himself flying down the hill.

"steeeeeeve!"

the brunette waved happily before vanishing out of sight.

billy's heart was thundering, feet jutting out from the sled in a feeble attempt to stop it as it gained velocity.

flipping forward, he desperately grabbed the twine rope at its head pulling with all his might.

calming down, he tucked his feet into the sled. the bottom of the hill was coming into view.

billy squinted, nose scrunching. there was some bulky in his path.

"shit." he breathed.

the sled was careening straight for a makeshift ramp the children had packed together.

violently wrenching the rope he tried to steer clear of the snow mound.

"shit. fuck. shiiiiiiiiit!" he yelled, the sled catching air and landing with a harsh thud, sliding out from underneath of him.

"jesus billy are you ok!?" steve's voice rang through his head.

splayed out in the snow, he lay there stunned.

staring off dazedly, billy motioned a finger for steve to come closer.

leaning down steve brushed the snow from billy's cheeks.

"you ok?" he repeated, concern growing.

hands snapping up, billy gripped steve shoving him face first into the snow.

"fucking asshole! you happy?!" billy groaned, sitting up.

steve went rigid, hand gripping billy's wrist tightly before pulling off the ground with a cold crisp exhale of surprise.

sitting to face billy, he smirked, "yeah. i am."

[apileofmoss]

📭🧍‍♂️

💌🤏👀

okay i wasnt gonna do any more of them but just for u❤️

tgm.tgm ur so sillyfunny and i love talking with u sm youre incredible and a very admirable guy like. u do so much ur so cool man u blow my mind sometimes ,, your art and writing makes me go insane and never ceases to amaze me (also ur art almost always has like. an ethereal vibe its so wauough) i think your love of pigs is very fun because lots of ppl just kinda think theyre gross but i can send a pig image and u resort to babbling its very sweet ,, i love playing mc with u too i think the weird things our characters have going on in both origin servers is very very silly and im looking forward to the next time we're on ahsmp 2gehter :) also i NEED to meet u and moo and twig im running im sprinting north rn dkc meetup will become real and im gonnd hug u all so hard

[mlobsters]

supernatural s6e19 mommy dearest (w. adam glass)

well my whole eve/victoria pedretti mind connection (also this afternoon was crying for a good 20 minutes while painting and rewatching the haunting of hill house) this disabling the exit to the bar and then everyone trying to eat each other reminds me of that church scene in midnight mass (was she even in that one? lol) but way less emotionally fraught. and shorter. adds to the list of gif comparatives of various stuff with spn that i may never get around to because making gifs is tedious work i don't particularly enjoy.

i think i'm delighted to hear licensed music because it's so infrequent now and it's a lot more fun than the score 😬

when i was a kid, i helped my dad fill shotgun shells using something like this (primarily for shooting skeet at a range though he also hunted)

anyway. dean is using a literal tablespoon to put the phoenix's ashes in these special shells apparently. fear not, a well used shotgun shell reloader in the back there (lee load-all reloader only $79.99 at cabela's!)

DEAN Why has it always got to be me that makes the call, huh? It's not like Cas lives in my ass. The dude's busy. (Cas appears behind him. Dean turns around, surprised) Cas, get out of my ass!

CAS I was never in your–

wait hold up is this like that weird wording that i talked about before, out of your ass...

okay this must be a wording thing because they had pestilence use the same and i was very perplexed by the phrasing. SHERIFF MILLS I lose my job over this, I am taking it out of your ass! s5e21 DR. GREEN You mean my brothers. What they did to my brothers. No. The only reasonable thing to do here is to…take it out of their healthy young asses!

that's so strange. anyway. woo they can use more gay innuendo jokes because they have a non-brother dude who we're saying/joking/but actually saying has Feelings for dean to be on the receiving end (har har) 😑

LENORE I remember. Your hunter friend almost killed me.

SAM Well if it makes you feel any better, uh, he turned into a vampire and I chopped his head off.

DEAN Yeah. With razor wire. Wicked.

dean's so proud

okay so thank fuck they didn't make sam kill another pretty lady that was a monster. we don't need madison 2.0.

CAS We needed to move this along.

mr funny again

🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

CAS Something in this town, is, uh, it's affecting me. I assume it's Eve.

DEAN So wait, Mom's making you limp?

CAS Figuratively, yes.

DEAN How?

CAS I don't know, but she is.

DEAN Well, that's great, because without your power, you're basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

SAM I think you hurt his feelings.

don't be an asshole, dean. this is why i called cas a work friend :p

my dad travelled a ton for work when i was a kid so he always had a company car. one of them was a chevy caprice classic like this one, but white.

well the baby in the trench coat decapitated someone. good enough for you, dean?

reflection in the glass just reminding me of how model-pretty jensen's face is

are the kids gonna be monsters and try to eat sam and dean. okay the oldest "kid" has visible stubble and is 24. baby face and short stature and no pesky child actor rules

CAS We need to find Eve now.

DEAN Yeah. Go. Me and Sam just gotta make a milk run.

CAS We need your help here.

DEAN Hold your water. We'll be back in a few.

CAS Dean, Dean. Millions of lives are at stakes here, not just two. Stay focused.

my face at the "stay focused": 😒 like being told to relax

DEAN Are you kidding?

CAS There's a greater purpose here.

DEAN You know what, I-I'm getting a little sick and tired of the greater purposes, okay? I think what I'd like to do now is save a couple of kids. If you don't mind. We'll catch up.

*schmoopy music*

oh the brother mush intensifies! big brother tells little brother he should get some rest and they cuddle up to sleep. and sam looks at dean, dean smiles fondly. sam makes his thinking thoughtful face out the window as he (obviously) thinks about how dean took care of him haha

BOBBY They won't take long.

CAS You don't know that. They may find more wayward orphans along the way.

😂

BOBBY Oh, don't get cute.

CAS Right. Pardon me for highlighting their crippling and dangerous empathetic response with "sarcasm". It was a bad idea – letting them go.

BOBBY Come on. You don't let Sam and Dean Winchester do squat. They do what they gotta. You know that.

haha pissy cas again, a treat. and ain't that the truth, they're gonna do what they want to do, come hell or highwater

oh my god the extended family reunion and the exchanged looks with sam and dean. WE GET IT, GUYS. feeling soft about big brothers taking care of little brothers. saving lives, reuniting families

this is so interesting, in a way, because i had no idea that cas had this darkside situation going on. the thing with the souls, the torturing. i know nothing about his character arc! when i know a lot about sam and dean's

lol so one of the kids was a monster. all gone, the mushy feelings

EVE You look upset. If it makes you feel any better, Ryan was bound to work on you. Little wayward orphan, like yourselves. There's nothing you can do about it now. So let's talk.

samantha smith's voice (eve as mary here) reminds me of someone in hill house. i think elizabeth reaser (played shirley [also esme in twilight])?

this whole thing is a lot. glad dean had some amazing forethought to consume some of the ash to make himself poisonous to her eating him LOLL

cas finally gettin something cool to do

demons *gasp*

so is cas working with crowley? i admit to tuning out a little when eve was talking about the soul battery stealing plan

well i guess that answers that. something weirdly satisfying about crowley scolding cas, what's that about

while i was looking up sam's boots, because i'm a weirdo, this site boldly declared dean winchester smells like some particular fragrance. i thought that was weird to be so specific without a source mentioned and so then i go searching the internet for dean winchester cologne. and ended up some pinterest link that is a youtube video of a con thing with j2 and jackles saying he wears tom ford "wood" (note: it's oud wood, but oud means a type of wood. agarwood wood.) and "it works" and then padalecki asking where he sprays it. i think for my sanity it is best i continue to avoid bts/con related content

like, nothing on the hey i know you front. suddenly started getting exclusively side characters actors i've never seen in anything else

also i guess eve is dead? that was anticlimactic. like a slightly longer than usual monster of the week. i guess we can't be working under the threat of being sent to hell all the time

[msookyspooky]

Chapter 22 had me on the EDGE of my freaking seat. The only one I was right about was Neil, I was 100% positive it was him. I was positive it would only be one or 2 killers, but I did contemplate 3 of them existing. I just thought it was more likely that there was one or two lollll Roman and Angelina being involved surprised me, Roman and Randy were my only other serious suspects, but I was pretty positive Randy wasn't involved and I'm so glad I was right 😭😭 I only suspected Angelina for 5 seconds and then forgot about her.

OFC Billy chokes me out and nearly breaks my wrist for DARING to question his authority 🙄 I HATE THEM BRO. These two tried to get us to help kill Randy and then have the audacity to act like the victim.... GOOD GRIEF. Billy def gave us James PTSD flashbacks. I was gasping for air, my feet barely on the floor, and Stu's just like 🧍‍♂️ I fed you, let you sleep in my house, didn't shoot you, and THIS is the thanks I get? I hope Mark shoots ya'll-speaking of Mark, he really does care. I hope Billy and Stu saw Mark sacrifice himself for us bc THATS THE KIND OF MAN WE DESERVE 🙃 when Mark leaned down last chapter I was like 'Mark, baby, lean down a little more so we can get this party started' 😏

Ngl I'm still paranoid Randy is Neil's partner. I feel like maybe we're not outta the woods yet...I have multiple predictions for next chapter. 1. Randy 100% is dying. Manz is past his expiration date. Remember how in Sequels Suck Ray told Y/n that he would "make the nerd the hero for once?" If Randy really loves us as his bestie, then he 100% would be willing to die to protect us. Randy doesn't wanna be the nerd, he wants to be the main man for once 🥺🥺 he regrets not being able to protect us already. 2. Mark 100% dies. He just knows too much, and he has a HUGE target on his back. I really can't see him getting out of this. Still wanna go on a date tho 🥺 3. Dewey LIVES. If Ray dies, Y/n still needs someone normal in her life. 4. Gale I'm kind of conflicted on. She has Stu's file, so she has a target on her back, but she's also like a roach in a suit 🤣 I feel like it's too early to kill her off. It would make sense for her to never give up trying to find out if Billy and Stu are alive...so I'm gonna go with she lives. If Randy and Mark actually die, then I'm 100% positive she'll survive.

THANK YOU!! Yep, Neil was ALWAYS going to be a Ghostface the second I decided in Set Up to have an open ending with the Sherrif telling us "Two dead teenage girls and three bodies unfound." Congrats on guessing Neil!! I had so many guesses in my ask even Cherri was lookin sus at one point ☠️

Roman was decided halfway through and Angelina was last minute...Like...That chapter lmfao bc the more I rewatched 3 the more she was so obviously meant to be a killer! Even her death scene was vague! But I left it open to interpretation if her and Roman were just partners or lovers

And ikr? I mean, I guess these are the same guys that killed their smokin hot girlfriends and Billy's reason was bc of what Sidney's MOM DID and Stu helped off Tatum cause...He was Bored??? Like, they are as apathetic and ungrateful as it gets. Fuck everything we've sacrificed for them bc their thoughts and feelings come first 🙄😒 All they know is they're sleep deprived (Like we aren't, fuckfaces?!) and they're stressed out they'll go to jail (Again...Us too) and they have obvious mental issues out the gate and that we betrayed them again. We triggered them something awful when we 'turned against them' when they were starting to trust us and we fought back. LIKE WE HAD A CHOICE. But, in their fucked up minds, they come before anyone else + the more ppl they eliminate from Woodsboro that could be the killers; the better their chances of escape are w/o being caught by police. And then when we went to police (AGAIN...WHAT FUCKING CHOICE DO WE HAVE HERE?) that was like the ULTIMATE betrayal. They are so hard to write sometimes bc I would love for them to be normal guys in love instead of whatever the fuck we got but they are not~

I ship us with Mark and just like Ray last story it low key hurts that polyghostface is end game. Mark would treat us so right he actually feels like a perfect choice unlike Derek or hell maybe even Ray...Like, it pains me so. 🥲

I can't say anything more but Gale being as invincible as a 🪳 in a suit made me giggle 🤭🤣

[wrestlezon]

dynamite 3/22/23 (live)blog containment zone

we started late again...

omg… hospital for the bucks… theyre doing it. theyre progressing the elite story hangman… in the ambulance… omega gets left behind… OOOOO theyre DOIN IT….

[orange + sting & darby vs kip + butcher and the blade]

sheesh lol orange's facepaint :)c kip periwinkle'd his hair kip is cool because i look at him and know exactly what his deal is. he is a my chemical romance tumblrman when i can look at a wrestler and understand what their deal is? thats good mcr tumblrman is not even my thing but i appreciate him having style. and panache i also like his goofy sinister mindgames at orange. i also like that they WORK on orange. he got under his skin! he made orange of all people snap! such a good rivalry kip: yes! the crowd: BOOOOOOO the crowd: yaaaaaay kip: yeah thats more like it!!! sting: 🧍‍♂️ kip: 😰 that was a cute ending! i liked that lmao orange is knighting sting

[video for the pillars 4way]

ooooo theyre finally pulling the trigger on the pillars 4way…

[video for kenny vs vikingo]

whoops i missed this because i was getting a snack. despite whatever the hell is going on on twitter i dont need a video package to enjoy a good match tho

[gunn club vs top flight]

the gunns outfit today? insane unbelievably im having a hard time concentrating on this match because im lost in the bliss of chips + yogurt

oh no… ftr leaves aew if they lose… well. i wont get mad

[backstage with jade & mark sterling]

so fucking funny that mark sterling's letterhead logo is 1) GIANT and 2) FULL BLACK. the printer ink!!!!

[stokely vs hook]

soooo excited for this lmfao stokely pulling the not medically cleared card. AND retiring again just to seal the deal "HE IS SICK!!!" love how the security guard action jumped into the chair stokely screaming quoting 2pac? god. killing him with that chair just holding up stokely!! hook is so strong dead. killed him

oh my god matt hardy encouraging ethan page to avenge stokely This Is How Matt Hardy Can Get Revenge

[adam cole!]

yay adam cole what a face. hes not going to do a heelturn, right? at least not anytime soon i wonder who he is fighting LMAO DANIEL GARCIA… oh my god. his entire capital L Look ok cole is def not gonna do a heelturn if hes up against garcia

[backstage with kenny and don callis]

ooooo theyre doing ittttttt… theres strife… oooo

[moxley vs stu]

uno's mask is soooo shiny get him stu!!!!!!! cool pose on the ropes, moxley lmfao claudio yawning?? whoa what a loose slam by moxley. big flip off the corner by stu!! very cool oooh moxley's counter into bulldog was also cool backpack moxley huh, whats going on with moxley's ear? oh its bandage

lmao yuta "we're off the clock! 🙄"

[backstage with ricky starks]

mad about beefin with juice? yea oh theyre finally gonna fight? on rampage!

[QTV?]

little baby drawing on the cubicle lmao this footage is rj city in the background of this bit too? i thought it was funny he was in the first one like they just took over his office and started being really cringe in there and hes just like 🙄 well ok then

[toni storm vs skye blue]

booo outcasts. yay skye blue whoa that was a swift and snappy suplex thing by toni. that crowd person is loud, whoever they are

nooo dont spraypaint her ! the women's facesquad has appeared riho!! wlilow!!

rampage being on saturday… when i was in 3rd grade i got into an argument with the neighbor boy about wwe not being on whatever day it was supposed to be on and bet him 5 dollars about it. i won and didnt get 5 dollars because thats an astronomical amount in like 90s dollars

[backstage with stu]

oh no stu's arm moxley LMAO i love how the BCC are just backstage rascals now like if you wander around backstage you better watch out because you might get into a lv50 random encounter with the BCC

[kenny vs vikingo]

SON OF KING VIKING lmfao kenny's intro having so much shade in it. that's don callis' doing, right omg that dude's superkick party sign is so extreme kenny oooooooooomegaaaaaaaaaa!!! his theme is sooooooo good. god we havent heard it in so long right? because theyve been coming out to journey this whole time? is this kenny's first solo match back omg! vikingo tope whoa??? implosion hurricarana?? dude has been doing nothing but the sickest of flips no! kenny, no! drop it…. drop it!!! no table! cmon theres no need for this!! lmao he is being so badguy. hair pulling!! this rules. we get to see all the top-tier precision moves because these are insane toptier wrestlers these guys are doing SO MANY apron/off the ring moves right now omg balance: unparalleled ??????????? phoenix splash "you can see it in his eyes! ill intent" now hes just killing a ragdoll "swan-diving reverse hurricanrana!!" my friend is yelling about how we've never seen any of these moves in our lives and yet they have names according to excalibur holy shit a 630 what?? vikingo did like a million rotations lmfao vikingo rolling up and all the way around kenny omega to get him into a pin??? omg you straight up cannot blink in this match kenny won!

OH MY GOSH ITS THE BCC sirens?? HANGMAN STOLE AN AMBULANCE???? what is that. what is his weapon oh its a plank with nails in it. why is it spraypainted black !!!! CALLIS he is such a LIAR!!!!!!!! SNAKE!!!!!!!!! OUGHH!!!! im making an angry wojak face right now

[pilotheather]

k. finale time

ep 11 - dark water

preface this by me saying im doing dogshit right now so idk if im going to get through this ep in one go we'll see

again. kinda wish i saw these live. i bet the reveals in this finale were crazy. and again bugh... im thinking again about current who and sigh bc we're never gonna get that again are we. sorry i whined already. it was just nice to watch stuff with ppl even if youre, like, alone. now its just straight up alone. LOL.

like i dont even know what was happening at this time. do the reddit live reeaction threads exist from back then. did they know danny was abt to die right now. like was that leaked. im certain therre was missy speculation which speaking fo im excited to see her again. missy come home

like jesus fucking christ

WHY IS MADGE FREOM BENIDORM HERE I FORGOT SHEWAS LIKE CLARAS NAN HLEP ME sorry that took me out of it

CLARA YOU'RE SO FUNNY FOR THIS

THE WAY HE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF. "DANNY PINK IS DEAD." HE'S LIKE UM. AND? STOP. CHRIST.

why did it make the splunch.mp4 sound when she chucked it.

i think its funny. i still lowkey hate clara for season 7 and a lot of the... very irritating qualities written into her. but i am also kind of obsessed sometimes. i wish companions could be wretched cunts like this more often.

i keep thinking about how much i'd kill myself bass boosted if i did manage to actually off myself properly and there was still more. and if chris addison was the one there to tell me that.

hi missy

shes so funny shes so funny fo rhtis everything about missy is maybe the funniest fucking thing conceieved i need moffat desperately for this in retrospect this is such an insanely thing to do with the master but also shes just havbing fun

THE WAY SHE JUST JUMPS HIM LIKE CHRIST ITS SO GOOD

"My heart... Is maintained by the Doctor..." "Doctor... Who? 🤨" "... 🥺............... DOCTOR CHANG!!! 🤬"

i forgot how kinda dopey these cybermen looked

guys i miss the s10 finale

i need her so bad 👆

ep 12 - death in heaven

its funny i dont remember that much from this finale but comparatively i swear i rate it like. relatively highly as being pretty solid.

thats not saying jack shit so many of the finales are dog shit

OSGOODDDD YOUR RELENTLESS SLAYYYYY

"87. Ocd." help me.

i forget help why did you sedate him youre insane

the really dodgy fucking crowd outside saying the mos t obvious shit is making me giggle. also ilove this absolute bullshit scifi mumbo jumbo, even worse than usual, like i forgot they did it like this. like what the fuck are you talking about. the rain forming perfect metal suits around them. hang on does it have a name

https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Cyber-pollen

you're lying to me (<- he would later find out they said this in the episode)

i wish they'd done something with the designs to make it look more organic and to make it look like it literally grew over the corpses. i get that that would be more expensive but it would be tight as fuck. i love it when the cybermen lean into horror more.

why did they make him the president. its so messy.

clara just yapping

also classic fucking moffat giving his special little girl the same birthdya as doctor who fuck off man.

isnt it crazy how missy and 12 are so toxic yuri

its bewildering to me how danny is somhehow the only one that did not hit that fat delete button like i guess ok fin hes one of the last few in there but help me. is there really no one else. i guess if you simulate them ALL feeling eerything they would all jsut delete in the end but still

Permission to squee!

YOU, DOCTOR, ARE A HATER.

THE THANK YOU AND THE LITTLE KISS IS SO FUNNY

IT JUST SENDS ME INTO HYSTERICS THE WAY THIS WHOLE TIME CLARA IS JUST HUGGING HER METAL BOY TOY.

SOLDIERS

WE MUST FIGHT IN THE KILL YOURSELF WAR

EVERYONE. FLY UP AND EXPLODE RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

"All of it is on you." GIRL HE DID NOTHING

BRIGADIER JUST THERE LIKE EHRM. 🧍‍♂️

danny you are such a little angel baby pookie pecan pie with sprinkles and cherries

this is so fucking rough man

imagine if this was 12 and clara goodbye. help me. that would have been so funny

[tyonfs]

another 🎀 for my lovely alice !

chaand raat and eid went AMAZING! me and my friends had so much fun on chaand raat doing mehndi. it truly was such a desi experience because in the vids my mom took the girls are all in the corner giggling at the mehndi and the aunties behind us are drinking their chai and gossiping. and this eid was so beyond magical! i wish i could show u my pics 💔. but i was wearing this gorgeous lavender pinkish floral shalwar kameez and my mom was telling me i looked so breathtaking like it was truly such a brown experience. also my hair blowout looks AMAZING! the day of eid i took some killer naps and i was gonna send u an update but i didn’t find the time 🙁🙁🙁🙁 but on saturday me and bff had a little girls dinner date at p.f. chang’s idk if u know what that is but it’s such a good restaurant i love it. i had made a reservation bc i thought it was gonna be full and i put it was my birthday you know? and they actually gave us a free dessert and lit a sparkler and everything it was so funny. after that i crashed at her place for the night and now i’m finally back at my apartment in san antonio 💔. this past week i had strep throat so i couldn’t go to classes and now i’m so beyond nervous to be back on campus bc i KNOWWW i missed so much 😭😭. sighhhh

but how are you my lovely alice! 🤔 how’d your weekend go!!! - 🎀

omg i'm so glad you had a great time !! :') it sounds like it was so much fun 🤍 i haven't done mehndi in soooo long omg i miss the smell when you wash off the dry paste 😩 also that salwar sounds so gorgeous im sure you looked amazing 🥰 i need to be in that aunty circle gossiping with the chai omg that's quite literally my element🧍‍♂️

omg how was your blowout?? :0 did it last for quite a while?? and a girls dinner sounds so fun :'') it's been so long since my friends and i actually went out to eat at a restaurant 🤧 we always settle for ordering in bc we're lazy LMAOOO but omg the dessert with the sparklers??? that sounds so divine it must have been so pretty !! 💘

OMG NOOO I HOPE YOUR STREP THROAT IS GONE NOW 😭 make sure u drink lots of hot tea! and im sure you will be fine at school again !! catching up is def so hard tho :((

my weekend was pretty fun !! two of my roommates went home for the weekend so me and the others did karaoke one night and went out to the beach & a concert the next day hahahah it was pretty fun <33 i am dreading midterms tho 🥲

[aike-pandas]

Hallooooo

I was wondering if you could do Sapnap, Quackity, Awesamdude (Sam), and Foolish headcanons on how they would react to having a s/o [they/them] whos taller than them and loves to pick them up randomly just because they just can ^^ and their s/o is super affectionate and loves giving compliments to them 24/7, making the C! flustered is their number one priority!

Oh! And theyre a iron golem hybrid as well! Do theyre super strong and protective ^^

hope this isnt too tough-

and you can ignore this if you want!

I love this request! And it's my first request! Eeek!

Don't worry mate, it isn't too much!

The boys with a Tall!Golem!Reader.

Characters: Sapnap, Quackity, Awesamdude (Sam), Foolish & GN!Reader.

Warning: Probably not proof read.

*Friendly reminder that this is with their Minecraft personas I don't write about CCs.

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🔥 Sapnap 🔥

Cannonically I believe he's like 5Ft? So when he saw you he was stunned.

Mf you were gorgeous as heck??

He isn't used to be picked up (except perhaps by Bad when he's sad), so the first time you did that he panicked and pretty much became a human torch.

But by now he's used to you randomly picking him up like he was a stuffed animal.

He gets either shy or sassy when you compliment him. The first one ends up with him trying to hide his red face in his sweater. The second one with a flirty pandas.

He is clingy, so you being so affectionate isn't a problem. He loooooves cuddling with you, you're his safe place now.

He will totally make a "who's stronger" competition with you, sorry. But hey! You got a clingy oven as a bf, not that bad.

And with the protective part, he stays silent. Not in a bad way, just that he isn't used to be protected, he always had to protect someone else. For XD does he appreciates it.

🦆 Quackity 🦆

He totally cursed when he saw you. Another person that is taller than him.

Don't get him wrong tho, he loves you with all the letters.

He has mixed feelings about being picked up, he loves it, but at the same time he feels embarrassed because of his size.

He does love how you're so affectionate towards him, he just feels safe and loved. Something that after Jschlatt he needed.

The first time you protected him he got 🧍‍♂️to immediately fall on his knees because he is a simp for your strength. His manipulative side also saw your strength useful but we're gonna put that aside-

If you flirt with him he'll be a shy duck. Flustered and trying to hide his face with his yellow wings. (I'm using the hybrid headcanon if it wasn't obvious by now).

Would he flirt with you? Absolutely, but he became speechless when you are the one doing it.

🔧 Awesamdude (Sam) 🔧

He loves the fact that you're bigger and probably stronger than him.

This man is simply a simp of you.

If you tried to pick him up he will give a warm laugh. It's basically trying to pick up a cat.

He loves when you're affectionate with him, specially if he had a lot of stress for the prison or simply Quackity being the little menace he is, it gives him peace and totally snuggles onto you. (He denies it but heard him purr once)

If you flirt with him, he will blush and chuckle because he finds it adorable. But he will absolutely flirt back at you.

Don't get him wrong, he's a sweetheart, just that he is one that is mental and physically prepared to kill someone without regrets-

If you protect him, he will absolutely be amazed by your strength. Dear XD who blessed him with you?

He totally charged you once (due to him being s creepertaurus), he doesn't regret it and you had fun.

🦈 Foolish 🦈

Can we all just agree that this man is a complete simp? Yeah? Good.

But let's make one thing clear, there's no way you're taller than him- he's 20ft tall my dude. He does shrink to a 6-7ft size to be able to talk and heard the others.

He absolutely adores when you charge him, he even makes himself smaller than a kid for you to do that. Now you have a little totem-shark boy in your shoulder as company.

He loves any type of affection, specially if it's from you, his lovely deity.

Him sawing your strength once you protected him? Man was speechless and totally excited like a dog, you even saw his shark tail wagging.

Flirt with him and he will became smol. This man is completely red and cannot stop giggling. You swear you saw an arrow cross your heart that moment.

He adores being able to cuddle you, either he resting in your chest or you in his. He loves it, he loves touching you.

Oh yeah, you definitely competed with XD for Foolish attention- Foolish didn't noticed it though. He was happy like a child.

*I feel like this wasn't the best, but it's the best my mind came up with. Hope you enjoyed!

*If you have requests don't forget to read rules!

*Bye bye!

[neitherfatenorthestars]

felix x mc x rime being three chaotic mages

random headcanons | these have been on my mind forever and ever. this is for felix and rime enjoyers who wish they could nerd out about magic and other things more because magic is so cool,, some of these are self-indulgent and also i'll be leaning a little into felix and rime's generally more questionable hobbies if ykyk (cw brief mention of dissection, i'll point it out again below) (gender-neutral MC)

felix and mc and rime are the only ones actively practicing magic in the gang: mage solidarity

we as a society cannot forget how felix and rime were Top Students who literally ended up dating because they spent so much time at the library studying together, what a dream relationship story i love libraries

felix and mc often get carried away very late into the night because they get so engrossed in discussions about magic and new spells they could experiment with, so rime has to drag them into bed before they completely ruin their sleep schedules

unLESS felix or mc bring up a point of contention that intrigues rime—well, then rime gets fired up and joins their very heated discussion until they either reach a unanimously agreed-upon resolution or pass out on top of one another from exhaustion

sometimes, felix and mc walk into the kitchen for breakfast, their eyes meet, and this happens:

MC: ...Felix.

Felix: MC.

MC:

Felix:

MC: I still think that-

Felix: And I already told you that-

and so on so forth about whatever magical concept they're currently studying together while rime silently watches over his cup of latte

i said before that banter was sexy and cute but academic discourse?? mmMMMM a whole other level

bonus points if sage or anisa are there to be like ?? 'rime what are they talking about. how long is this gonna go on for.'

whenever there's some magical mystery the gang encounters that needs to be solved, felix gets called on first (i think felix has read the most books compared to both rime and mc considering the timeline and just felix being felix, therefore giving him the broadest scope of knowledge) but if it gets tricky rime and mc join in on the brainstorming and the three of them huddle together in hushed tones and very serious mutters while sage and anisa are just like 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️

okay these headcanons are about to get Real Specific so there's a lot of 'if your mc _____' because i want to write these headcanons but also don't want to make any assumptions about your mc

(the mention of dissection is for this point and the next 2) if your mc is not squeamish about felix's taxidermy you probably won't be squeamish about this i hope: the gang fight an unidentifiable dangerous creature and once they defeat it the three mages investigate but they can't figure out its nature and origins so anisa and sage are like okay what do we do then?

cmon cmonn taxidermist felix, knife-loving rime and mc who has been influenced by them both? they look at one another with this unnerving glint in their eyes and say, "well, we dissect it of course."

deadass—

Felix, MC and Rime: we're going to dissect it, as you do

Anisa and Sage: no we don't????

i just love the idea of felix and mc and rime sharing the same brain cell in various contexts,, anyways

if your mc is kind of clumsy, maybe even the type to run into every table and doorframe they walk past: rime is always ready to heal every little scrape and bruise but he will absolutely be insufferable about it. "i wouldn't have to keep doing this if you were just a little more careful, sweetheart." he acts all exasperated but his touch is so unbearably gentle it makes mc shiver

if your mc picks up felix's habit of using spells for the most trivial things: with both of them throwing magic around, sometimes there's a magical mishap or two but it keeps the place lively (anisa scolds them once or twice but felix and mc just look at each other and suppress the urge to grin)

upon hearing that felix was not much of a healer, mc in canon expressed their interest in learning healing. if your mc is into studying beyond felix and rime's areas of expertise: they're always ready to hear mc rant excitedly about every new subject they study and are happy to help with whatever mc needs to further their research. whenever mc learns a new spell or technique they've never heard of they are always sincerely in awe.

yesss let us bask in the glory of learning ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿