#web of lies 🎹

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this has probably been done a million times but. tma musical ideas courtesy of @emiwith2braincells and i

the lonelyeyes tango. peter cant dance, like at all, but hes trying his best. elias is annoyingly good at it (as always) and gets way too into it

either michael or helen gets to chase jon to california gurls. its horribly distorted though. bonus points if jon is screaming the entire time

annabelle and elias are the narrators and get to break the fourth wall to question the songs they've been given or shit that doesn't make sense, which confuses the fuck out of everyone around them. especially peter. he just watches his husband start talking in a random direction and refuses to acknowledge it. also elias and annabelle fight over who gets to narrate the best/most fun parts

whenever gerry comes on stage (which is often because i say so), mcr starts playing and he has to tell it to stop and wonders where it keeps coming from. hes involved with the eye enough to hear it but not enough to fully break the fourth wall. when he appears as a book dead! plays extremely loudly and he and jon have to yell their dialogue over it

in the later section of the musical whenever jonmartin does anything cute and the whole audience goes "awwwww" jon just turns to face us and says "could you not? we're trying to have a moment here" "jon who are you talking to" "don't worry"

someone gets trapped in the hallways and has a breakdown to fancy by twice

jane has a bag or something full of worms that she chucks into the audience sometimes so if youre unlucky youll get a faceful of worm

theres a big group number that almost all of the cast join in with... but its the jurgen leitner rant put to music. gerry gets to lead it

agnes shows up a few times and keeps opening her mouth to sing but is interrupted by various other people/things. in the end she never gets to say a word

elias has at least one ott costume change. theres definitely high heels or platform shoes at some point. when jon sees them he visibly dies inside

at one point nikola's skin is just a piece of ham stapled to her face. no explanation is given for this

leitner gets a huge buildup to his song, prepares to sing and then is immediately bpmed

somehow trexel breaks in at some point and either michael or helen has to get rid of him (i hc him as a spiral avatar). theyre like "this isnt your show fuck off" and just punt him offstage like a football

feel free to add onto this if you like lmao

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TMA characters as... interesting Google searches I've made recently

jon -> 'what finger does the asexual ring go on'

martin -> 'stacy's dad'

sasha -> 'autism be damned my boy can grill'

tim -> 'where is the 69 bus'

melanie -> 'bad daughter fucking depressed lyrics'

georgie -> 'is stray on switch'

basira -> 'has a dog ever eaten a baby'

daisy -> 'what order of colours do bruises go through'

elias -> 'were lysander and king agis lovers'

simon -> 'smallest amount of water you can drown in'

mike crew -> 'why is mars' atmosphere carbon dioxide'

oliver -> 'lying face down on the floor'

annabelle -> 'frankie stein nonbinary'

julia -> 'trivia murder party host best moments'

trevor -> 'what would happen if you gave a snake a big mac'

michael distortion -> 'mandela catalogue merch'

john amherst -> 'havana syndrome'

jared -> 'subcutaneous tissue'

jude -> 'why does smoke inhalation kill'

agnes -> 'does a lumen represent a candle'

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TMA as Inspirobot results

Peter Lukas:

Annabelle Cane (but also pretty much every female avatar):

Tim Stoker, because I'm feeling evil today:

Elias Bouchard, this one's for you:

Martin Blackwood:

Jonathan Sims:

Jane Prentiss (but again every female avatar):