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me-beef · 21 days

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@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high #but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD #i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence #and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking #anyways #this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES #i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards #i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it #i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4 #but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy #it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com #mlp #mlp fim #mlp friendship is magic #mlp g4 #mlp fanart #princess celestia #princess luna #rainbow dash #fluttershy #spike the dragon #zephyr breeze #horse comic #me art #also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it #though it does look. exactly like comic sans #idk how to feel about that tbh #wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh

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time-woods · 11 months

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the cube is just chillin purgatory, mandatory chill zone

#adventure time #fionna and cake #prismo the wishmaster #scarab the god auditor #the cosmic owl #prohibitedwish #cw weed

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fumifooms · 6 months

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Homegrown

Thistle and Delgal - Dungeon Meshi, Ryoko Kui

^ Fernando Pessoa / Killing Flies, Michael Dickman / A Brother Named Gethsemane, Natalie Diaz / Antigonick, Anne Carson v Oats We Sow, Gregory and the Hawk

#Dungeon meshi #spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #thistle #sissel #thistle dungeon meshi #web weaving #web weave #Just in case for sake of transparency: in the ‘what a relief everyone’s safe’ panel I erased a bit of dialogue he originally said #‘What a relief everyone’s BODY IS safe’#But yk. Delusions angst. Dinner table Thistle imagery you are famous to me #delicious in dungeon #Umm go check out my Thistle & Falin fic on ao3 called Slivers maybe idk #Sometimes it does feel like Thistle has an age regression through the manga it’s interesting. Kui what were you cooking #I am a firm believer that Thistle’s an adult and that that doesn’t take anything away from his narrative tho.#He’s the older brother here & that’s the whole point. God dunmeshi family narratives I love youuu #Thistles are a weed… Idk the garden theme for him works great imo. Make that dungeoneum manage that kingdom like an ecosystem

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stump-not-found · 10 days

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Communion.

#gravity falls #billford #stanford pines #bill cipher #the book of bill #stump art #illustration #-twirling my fingers giggling- oh so YOU are the body of christ??#your body is the the temple in which your god resides?#your flesh has become a holy thing to consume?? omgggggg <3333 #not pictured: the weed smoking Probabilitor the Annoying tattoo i originally drew on him #but had to remove because it was the only thing i could look at

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lucabyte · 4 months

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[ ] like a body my same size

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#hello again . i once again bring slightly weird nudity to your tag. lots of needless detail on this one but we gotta be tactile lads #not much commentary besides that though. just getting more into the weeds of acknowledging the selfcest elements extremely directly lol #isat #isat spoilers #isat fanart #in stars and time #in stars and time spoilers #in stars and time fanart #sifloop #isat sloop #isat siffrin #isat loop #lucabyteart #caption is a reference to 'god entered my body like a body my same size' you know it you love it everybody does #no hair dye on siffrin is intentional though mostly just to highlight the light/dark divide more. but it also implies passage of time so

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carfuckerlynch · 2 years

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hobbits were so real for being interested in peace and quiet, food, beer, weed, and not ever wearing shoes

#edit yes i am well aware that it’s tobacco and not weed. i know. i also only smoke tobacco btw. leave me alone.#they’re right and they should say it god i wish that were me etc etc etc #lotr #odhran.txt

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elliottsmithloversworld13 · 2 months

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#cute #hell is a teenage girl #girlhood #silly #girls who smoke weed #lana del rey #lana del ray aesthetic #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #born to die #ultraviolence #norman fucking rockwell #lana is god #lana del slay #lana is our queen

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thatonedudeinthecorner · 7 months

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So I started watching Dungeon Meshi….

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birdantlers · 2 months

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seeing the guy was getting slammed bc he said minors should be able to transition if they want while ignoring the other guy who was advocating for child marriage is crazyy

#skit yells #moist critikal #cr1tikal #finally weeding out the transphobes in his community thank god

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ellstronaut · 7 months

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not to be that person but fuck

n don’t get me wrong I love smut as much as the next person but I cannot stand meaningless smut. With no substance just mindless sex with no passion or any ounce of affection attached to it. No buildup, no pining, no tension so thick it’s palpable no “fuck why are these jeans glued on” no “clumsiness or characters being awkward because sex is awkward sometimes and intimidating” no characterisation, character development or poking fun in a lighthearted way because

“dino boxers really?”

the way they’d be so unapologetic about it too maybe not even vocal but the look that fucking look that screams “yeah? n what you’re gonna do about it?” or maybe they’re flustered but that’s hot either way because it’s them, it’s their quirk

It’s the little details

The vulnerability? The insecurities—trying something new but being afraid to cross or plunge into unknown territories

but it’s their touch—guidance—that unspoken “you’re safe with me”

Subtle hotness/intimacy man

But yeah sex sells. Let’s be real. It’s a cheap way to get views especially when not mindful of how characters would react in such situations

#ellie williams x reader #ellie x reader #ellie williams imagine #tlou ellie #that girl smokes an expired old joint ONCE and y’all think she’s some kind of sex God😭#no but she would in fact wear dino boxers #I don’t think Ellie would engage in random hook up culture either bro she’s a LOSER LESBIAN #shes the queen of self deprecation needs encouragement or social cues before making the first move aka weed scene #only then does all HELL break lose #no but the way Dina pulled away for a split sec…mid making out bc she just ignited a beast

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deoidesign · 2 months

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And my girlfriends?

yeah.

they smoke weed.

(original post) (sometimes a copypasta fits your character so well...)

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gynandromorph · 4 months

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finally finished my animal crossing island. :3 it took 2 years and over 425 hours to complete, but i had a lot of fun. the dream address is 6841-0314-8099 if the text isn't legible. if i can inspire even one person to pick up the game again and start from scratch, my mission will be accomplished. feel free to steal any ideas or builds, i know i took a lot of inspiration from other people while making this.

#also if you do decide to try to do your own island for the love of god google animal crossing treasure islands #i would not have been able to do this the hard way and it would not have been fun #technically i wanna update once i figure out my real actual weather seed but the weeds are how i like them right now #and time skipping is liable to screw them up

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fairycosmos · 5 months

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if God was real she would deliver weed to my door holy and pure

#god i miss weed

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biscuit-munchies · 3 months

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