#weed helps too

[flora-bigs]

she was able to get her capacity to such a superhuman level though sheer force of sex

the constant teasing and tracing of fingers and tongue completely distracting her from the oppressive fullness building in her gut

[yikes-ajax]

P...... Party rrocker in the house tonihhgt

[penaltyboxboxbox]

Good sir, can you explain to me how the actual fuck the nascar point system works? I tried to understand it and I simple cannot.

SO it definitely seems intimidating but its not that bad i promise and its way easier to understand when watching it than like trying to type it out.

Regular season is easy- there are stages in the race, like a mini race within the big race. They make the teams have to strategize throughout the race, instead of just for the ending result. For a stage, they give points to the top ten cars, 1st gets 10pt, 10th gets 1pt, etc. At the end of the ENTIRE race, the winner there gets 40 points. 2nd gets 35, and then it drops by 1 point all the way down the field.

Playoffs is where things I think get confusing for everyone and trust me they are like. CONTROVERSIAL AMONGST NASCAR FANS SO... not on me to say if its a good system or not im merely here to explain what we have as best i can

There are 16 spots in playoffs, and if you win a regular season race, you automatically earn a spot in playoffs. If there are less or more than 16 individual winners in the regular season, then the regular season points will determine who gets those spots.

When playoffs start- regular points basically wipe clean for those drivers. Nascar has PLAYOFF POINTS that are earned during the regular season but don't matter until it comes to playoffs. You get 1 playoff point for a stage win, and 5 playoff points for a race win, think of it like a bonus points they get to tack on to the end of their playoff results.

Playoffs themselves are made up of elimination races. Win/Good points that race, you advance to the next one. The 4 lowest playoff drivers in the points that race are eliminated. Repeat until the final race of the season, to the final four drivers. The driver that finishes with the best position in that race wins the championship. I try to think of it like other sports playoffs, where it doesnt matter how much you won in the the regular season, you gotta win this round/this game to advance. imo, framing it like that usually helps it make a bit more sense.

[pastafossa]

Been a bit since I showed the whimsical Native Plants Only yard we put in two years ago, but I'm happy to say that, save for one lil evergreen tree that didn't make it, all the rest of the plants are doing quite well!

[the-lark-ascending69]

android!Robin has several technical problems, the most important ones having to do with her memory card, battery and motor skills.

Androids are supposed to have perfect photographic memory, but Robin's memory is poor even by human standards. She tends to forget where she left her keys, what she was going to do when walking into a room, etc. She forgets her schedule all the time, as well as Nancy's, and can't remember a recipe to save her life. Dustin and Suzie say it's a problem with the connections needed to access her memory card, rather than with the memory card itself. It's fixeable, but extremely difficult and expensive. Robin wants to get this fixed and she's working hard to pay for it - she doesn't want to be an inconvenience. Nancy will support her decision, but she really isn't bothered by Robin's poor memory. She just hopes she's doing it for herself and not to make herself "easier to handle" for other people (she's been told that's what her worth was based on her entire life).

She's only had one memory card her entire life (as far as she knows). Nancy's greatest fear is Robin hitting her head and it breaking. One could potentially take out the memory card and delete it or install a new one - that is Robin's greatest fear.

At one point, her connections get so bad there will be days in which she can't remember Nancy at all, or what her own name is. She'll act almost like a normal android those days - following orders, not speaking unless necessary, not expressing emotion unless instructed to, etc, though her poor motor skills, battery problems and bad memory will make it difficult. It freaks Nancy out every time, and she always tries to get her to snap out of it as if she were human, before accepting that love can't solve this problem, and calling Dustin and Suzie to fix it. She'll pay any price if it means having her Robin back.

Robin lets herself be turned off without complaint, without even the terrified shudder Nancy used to feel when she forcibly did it during their first weeks together. Robin's docile obedience as she let Nancy do this to her, and the way her body went limp in Nancy's arms, never failed to bring Nancy to tears.

It would take days for Dustin and Suzie to fix some of Robin's problems. This one took between one and two weeks. Longest it ever got was 16 days. During that time, Robin would lay lifeless on their workshop's table, her battery sitting somewhere else to prevent her from turning on automatically. Dustin insisted that he and his lady (as he called Suzie) worked best when their kingdom (their workshop) was untouched by foreign hands, so Nancy wasn't always welcome to visit Robin in that state. Nancy was relentless, though, and she usually managed to convince him to let her in for a few minutes. He thinks it's pointless - it's not like Robin can feel her there. She can't even dream. It doesn't change anything. In fact, he worries Nancy will be more disturbed than comforted, because Robin's entire skull, neck and spine will be exposed - only it's not bones and flesh inside, but metal and plastic circuits, plates, chips, wires and pistons. He's careful to at least put her face back in place when Nancy visits. He expects her to be taken aback by the sight, but instead, Nancy's eyes are full of so much worry and care and adoration as she observes Robin's lifeless body. She doesn't dare touch her - she doesn't want to hurt her. But she misses her so deeply.

When it's all finished, Nancy takes her back home with the utmost care and tucks her into bed. She waits by her side until she turns back on, and softly talks to her, asks her how she's feeling, brings her some water and asks her questions, to see if she's back to normal. Because it's all recorded in her memory card, Robin can remember everything - can remember the time she spent not knowing who she is, thought she can't remember if she was self-aware during those episodes. Whenever she wakes up, she's just happy to see Nancy, and wants hugs and cuddles from her, but she begins to cry out of fear as she tries to remember the details of not being. Nancy holds her every time, asks her if she wants to watch cartoons or if she wants her to read a book for her, to keep her from spiraling. She hates seeing Robin look so small and scared, but she also knows she's not scared of anything Nancy can protect her from. The horrors haunting her come from her own mind and her own nature.

(Dustin and Suzie make a copy of Robin's memory card and give it to her, just in case).

Dustin and Suzie take care of any fixes Robin needs. They're much nicer than any other technician at the previous repair shops she's been to. The most usual fixes have to do with weakness and stiffness in her knees and hips, especially on her right leg (it got broken pretty badly during a beating by her last owner - Billy Hargrove. He wanted to make her unable to walk. The person his father sold her to next did a poor job fixing her). These fixes are usually quite simple and take very little time. She will refuse to see them, though, until she reaches her breaking point when she struggles to stand up, or when she suddenly falls to the ground. It always worries Nancy to death - she's terrified of Robin hitting herself and suffering even more damage. It always takes some convincing for Nancy to get her in her car and on their way to Dustin's workshop. Sometimes, the fix will be so simple they don't even need to turn her off. Nancy holds her hand during these.

The third big problem is her battery. Thankfully, her battery is detachable and easily replaceable. They only had a mayor issue with it once, and they had to order a new one. Robin's model is rare enough that it took over a week to get there. During that time, they installed solar pannels in the balcony and Robin had to be connected to them with long, thick cables that stretched all around the apartment. It was more amusing than anything else, having to step around the cables and make sure none of them got accidentally disconnected. Cloudy days made her pretty much useless and had her lying in bed watching cartoons all day. She was completely turned off after sunset and she was up by sunrise. Needless to say, she couldn't leave the apartment for the week and had to call in sick to work.

Good thing was, though, that the new battery worked much better than the previous one. It lasted much longer. Nancy had only seen her this excited a few other times. The way she kicked her bedroom door down with a wide smile on her face as she yelled at her to come to the kitchen just made Nancy smile with adoration. Robin showed her the box in her hands - she was shaking with excitement - and asked Nancy to help her install it. She turned herself off and Nancy did the rest - disconnected cables, take out old battery, install new one. When she turned Robin back on, she was more full of life and energy than she'd ever seen her be. Free from her cables, she immediately grabbed Nancy's hands and dragged her outside - the sun was shining and she wanted to run around in the park, to roll on the grass and count the cloud and photosynthesize with a good book in her hand. To Nancy, she looked like a puppy, or a happy little bird just released from its cage. She could never say no to her, they would spend the entire day outside if Robin wanted to.

[crystalsprinklescake]

You’ve heard of playing Kingdom Hearts in chronological order and release date order, but how about adhd order? Y’know, where I play all of them randomly a little bit at a time.

[scooplery]

i'm tired of being depressed :(

[curls-cat]

combining my dracula hyperfixation with my jeeves and woozter hyperfixation to create a 'bertie goes to castle dracula' fic

[thatadhdfeel]

❤️💋💕💞 <- For adhd people who have substance issues because there’s a lot of us

[enthusiastic-naps]

Uh furb/20 blaze it

[queer-adhd]

So. At the risk of sounding lame, does anybody know how to find a weed guy when you're too disabled to go out on the town bc Jesus Christ I'm tired

[thanotaphobia]

jrwi ACTUAL nightmare blunt rotation, ill start. clockwise, peter sqloint. rand. william wisp.

[mister13eyond]

God speaking of dolls. The first plan i have for a doll set is a pool party, and the first two pieces I have are a tiki bar and some string lights... along with an Abundance of tiny 1/2th scale drinks, mostly alcoholic, that i keep getting as freebies with clothes

My dolls pool party is going to be lit, I have accidentally made a bunch of tiny party animals

[justghostthings]

Okay but someone on top of me, knees on either side of my torso so im stuck under them while they jerk off. Telling me what a pretty boy I am with my new chest and complimenting my scars and pretty boy face until they cum all over me

[waugh-bao]

[okayto]

I need a sanity check because I'm overthinking this.

I've gotta do a virtual (chat) library reference interaction as the user for class. Using an actual library chat service. I need a question that is "substantive" and meaningful so the chat doesn't end immediately, but needs to be asked somewhere that isn't my own school/institution.

I am, unfortunately, blanking on ideas because I'm one of those people who IRL refuses to ask for help until I've exhausted everything I can think of, so I've got no sense of "this is good enough to fit" here. Plus, I'm afraid of asking a question that would have the librarian directing me into their own institutional databases, which I wouldn't be able to access.

The only thing I can think of is asking for help finding open-access stuff on a topic. (Topic I've thought of is anime, open to suggestions that are less potentially restrictive.)

Does this sound reasonable? Or

Does anyone have a better idea of something I could fire off at a random reference librarian in another state without embarrassing myself?