#weird fridge posts

[fridgefanatic]

I really turned to my friend and said "I've never played a visual novel game before, but I'm glad the protagonist for my first one is so damn fine".

No trouble paying attention here, officer

[forgetmenautical]

my favorite little guy

[mocktortis]

Daniil Dankovsky will attempt to climb the walls like spiderman before he admits he needs help getting something off the top shelf.

[salvidida]

Funny how people will be so weird about fma 03's Scar design, citing him being younger/'bishie' compared to the manga and Brotherhood versions as a negative against the first anime adaptation because, let's be real here, a lot of people see this design decision as "feminizing", making him weaker or more palatable at the expense of the role he's meant to play.

Meanwhile 03 Scar, unlike the manga and Broho counterparts, not only is more staunchly anti-military and consistently uses violence and strategies against the system throughout his entire arc, he straight up has a kill count so massive it would make manga + Broho Scars blush (and manga + Broho Elrics have a full existential crisis).

My man never once becomes an Amestrian reformist, never once celebrates the militia (he would have laughed Miles right out of the room if he tried to guilt him for not licking military boots for a scrap of acceptance; in canon he fully declares he has zero pity for soldiers PERIOD) and goes down killing well over 7000+ soldiers and state alchemists in his entire run.

Need I remind everyone that he draws a city-spanning alchemic rune, by himself, with a boulder and a chain to drag it? And lures in the Amestrian invaders by dropping Kimbly's freshly murdered carcass (his doing of course) that he carried with his teeth to the top of a building, while armless and bleeding out? Drawing them further in while dodging gunfire on foot. Iconic. Awe-inspiring. Pure 100% platinum-grade badass.

03 Scar never loses sleep about killing the pigs of a fascist nation, never cedes any ideological or material ground to them, and he could never be shamed out of actively fighting back. Unfortunately we can't say the same for the defanged mangahood Scars. Because despite their more overtly gruff and 'tough' character designs, they're so thoroughly cowed by a small mob of Amestrians who use basic shaming tactics to stop them dead in their tracks and join their side, never to kill another jackbooted hog.

03 Scar clears manga and Brotherhood Scars, easy

[paragonrobits]

adventure time AU where Ice King is actually restored to being Simon Petrikov around the time that he stopped being a villain at all in canon but there's not that much appreciable difference because he's still a colossal weirdo with zero cringe capability (and for some reason has magic powers unrelated to the crown; he claims he's been taking night courses from the magical school The Fellowship of The Migratory Beardo Weirdos, which is literally an ambulatory beard that speaks only in obscure pop culture references it should NOT know), he's just not senile now

[dustteller]

I think modern au Zhu SHOULD be the lesbian best friend trope to Ouyang except that its because this man is her pet project and gODDDAMIT she's gonna FIX him she's gonna MAKE him be BETTER she's going to SOLVE EVERYTHING and he will RESPECT HER (she is actively making him worse). She has a whole complex about it and everything. She has based a part of her identity on dragging this man up from his toxic funk and is fully convinced that if she tries hard enough he will eventually come to his senses and be an equal participant in this relationship. They have a terrible wonderful toxic loving codependent relationship that's neither a romance nor a friendship nor a rivalry but a secret fourth thing.

Predictably, this does not go well. The character arcs would be Zhu learning she can't fix a sinking ship and letting Ouyang fail by himself, and Ouyang learning to not be a shit person, actually, and coming out of his bubble of self-centeredness and working on himself instead of unloading his emotional labor onto the people around him. And they should both get to develop a healthier relationship with each other than what they had in canon bc queer solidarity is great and its even better when it's in the shape of some weird bullshit some gay people built out of the corpse parts of heteronormative romance (affectionate and completely unironic)

[apollysabyss]

Smidge My Beloved

I love this fridge so much

[mishapen-dear]

people can use this site however they want but there's something almost- idk, sad? about how few people are actually using their blogs. you can turn themes on and have skeletons dancing in the background. you can make everything hot pink. your blog is your scrapbook and you can put whatever you want in there. tags are okay at organizing things so you can have just a whole archive of cool shit to look at later. i know people complain a lot about people liking stuff about reblogging for engagement, and on one hand i get that- it is WILD to see a drawing i spent hours on get only 12 reblogs and 60 likes. Absolute culture shock compared to my previous fandoms. but i don't think you should reblog anything to make artists happy. i think you should reblog things so you can find them again. i think you should queue things to appear on the dash at specific times on certain days. i think you should reblog things so when you're talking to your friends about xyz post you saw you can look in your blog's archive and find it again. i think you should reblog things so that your dash is filled with one really sleepy cat. with the loss of reblogs there's the loss of engagement, which Does hurt the community-focus that makes tumblr so appealing, but idk i just wish people were more excited about the incredible amount of customization that tumblr allows and took advantage of that more

[unproduciblesmackdown]

mordecai is the first funny bitch like spends 90% of his time literally just standing there going "i'm dapressed" to himself while everyone in the vicinity takes potshots and then he's clocking in for the night shift where for the next 9 hours people go "god mordecai would it kill you to act like you're having more fun at the [kills you] factory"

[magz]

Am actually drink room temp water.

[chiropteracupola]

*quotes bisclavret or something*

[eddwardtheseventhspacewizard]

You know I was rocking the whole twink thing for a while but now I feeling done. I’m really to have a gut and facial hair. I’m ready for my twink death. Pass me the testosterone!

[mumblesplash]

I legit don't understand why "containment breach" is supposed to be a bad thing

it’s not really, it’s more like getting caught in a game of tag. evasion is the goal of the game but i wouldn’t be playing if i wasn’t emotionally prepared to lose

[kaiba-cave]

I do not understand people who can just eat anything and not look at the expiration date. Maybe it’s because I have a thing about throwing up and getting food poisoning is like a major fear for me but I swear I won’t eat something that’s like two days past the expiration date even if it’s never been opened before, no matter how perfectly fine it probably is lmao.

My dad will leave like a raw steak in the fridge for a week and then cook it and see no issue. I wouldn’t touch meat that’s been in my fridge for a week EVER. The freezer is a different story but I’m sorry the fridge being cold does not make things not go bad. They just go bad slower. 🤢

This all goes back to when I was super sick a few years ago and eventually figured out it was actually being allergic to cashews, but I thought it was food poisoning for months and now… I am always scared of getting sick from food. 😂

[mildmayfoxe]

i was feeling absolutely awful earlier (in the brain) but made myself leave the house & take a little walk to to catch the closing sale at the local employee-owned art store before it’s closed for good and while there i got some different papers and, miraculously, some relief ink (fully expected it to be wiped out) (half price!) (see below) PLUS i also got the phone number of the manager who’s a friend of a friend & ive run into at markets- she told me she’d put more ink aside for me if i let her know which ones i was thinking about 😭

and then on my walk home i accumulated various food objects:

and then when i GOT home there was a box from my sister full of christmas gifts incl. LOTS of tea from both my siblings (i asked them for local chais) & a bunch of the snacks i’d got from nuts dot com for THEM that they apparently tried first & then sent to me

so all is not lost. peace & love on planet earth